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WHAT Dto0CRATiC ORATORS AVOID. '
It w 'time to show us the books in Mis
aouri. ,. 0 0
SUte affairs in Missouri aro delightful.
Hard tiP exhaust?,-
Remember Stephens, ns wo remembered
the Maine.
The Democratic, argunfent for re-election
in. Missouri iVlIIodidit first." It will he
'' boq-hoo after JTov. G, reasoning along the
15 twine line.
1 -Jtemembcr the immense nuiount the Hc
' publicans turned over to the school fund in
the form of United States bonds, when they
were in power.
"What is itho differeico between n school
fund supported by, current taxation and u
schooj fund yielding an income from invest
ment.
"We once got $11G,(XK) per annum from
the school fund. Jfow we get what the tax
payer pays.
Every tiiho that school fund was manipu
lated it cost tho tax-payers just $100,000
.Now the question is, who got the money?
Talk about Mark Hanna's money 1 'Won
dcr how much, of Bryan's campaign fund
came out of the school fiindr
A most unusual thing about Certificates
of indebtedness" is that the constitution of
Missouri has never met ''them.,
The mystic maze of democratic economy
,has become a labrynth of deceit.
"Why should the school funds be used to
cancel the bonded debt of Missouri?
Thank God the Missouri Democrat has
jnorc manhood ,than' the Jefferson City
tgang.
A DeiiTccrat came to town' the othervday
and a Republican asked him to vote for
McKshley. Ie said, "JTo, Uie Democratic
orators told me four years ago that if I would
only vote for Bryan I would see good times.
"I voted for him and I saw good times and I
am goiug'to vote for him this year and cdn-
tinno those good times." Such .is tho logi-
cal conclusion of a good many of the Mis
souri democracy.
I inembci
c Louis !
SSOJURliDEMOCRATS.
jnbmStCTjlieiisIr'JtememberiSffiio
Pulton Insane Asylum scandal ! Remember
tho Excise Commissioner scandal! Re-
tho Police
Remember
Board scandals in St.
tho Xesbit election law
iniquity 1 Remember the passage and sig
nature of tho Street Railway Consolidation
Jaw I Remember the lailure to suppress
disorder in St. Louis during the strike I
Remember that Stephens allied himself
openly with tho Trust Lobbyist in a fight to
go as a delegate-at-large to tho National
Democratic- Convention! Remember that
Phelps showed up Stone as a lobbyist who
"sucked eggs, but hid the shells." Re
member that Democratic adminiftration has,
as Col. Richard Dalton shows, put up the
tax on farmers while keeping down tho tax
on corporations! Remember that Stone,
Stephens, Phelps and Dockery sat down on
Mr. Bland at Snrinirlield in 1808 1 Remem
ber that the triumph of Dockery represents
tho triumph of tho same old gang that has
dominated Democracy for twenty-five years,
and that has excluded from honors all young
men who would not bo tools ! Jf tho decent
democrats remember all theso things when
they go to tho polls on election day thoy
will vote' lor the Democratic Presidential
electors and scratch Mr. Dockery, candidate
for Governor. Missouri Democracy admits
the evils of Stephensisin, Stoneism and
Phelpsisni. If it thinks at all, Missouri
democracy must know that the election of
Dockery will mean ail those things over
r again and worse. Tho defeat of Dockery iy
decent democrats, remembering atl these
things, would bqn democratic victory.
wo win try to run tho price up for you, even
tnougn we nave to miy a tew million misuois
or ueccmner wneat. v
You boys are about the, only ones on the
line now that we' have not on our staff, and
we will not give up until Von consign to. tC
again.
If there is any Democratic money up there
to be placed at about 3 to 1, let us know.
Think wo can place it in bunches for you.
"We think the election is all over but the
shouting.
Let us hear from you occasionally, oven
though you do not ship us every day.
1 oin-s Truly,
Busciiman-Cavk Commission Co.
Feast Fit For Kings,
In Bryan's Honor:
Xew Yoitic, Oct. 1G. Tho dinner ten
dered Mr. Bryan at the Hoffman House at
5 :H0 o'clock this afternoon, was not held in
tho Moorish room, as at first intended, but
in tho Saloon, Louis Quinze. Fifty covers
were laid, an increase from what was first
intended.- The rooms wero beautifully deco
rated with laurel leaves, palms and ever
greens. Col. Bryan's portrait framed in a
silk American flag, was just behind the
chair ret rved for Mayor Van "Wyck, the
presiding olllcer. It was discovered, during
the afternoon, that the uecorator hau, in ar-
ranxrmir tho portrait ot uoi. iiryan, enter-
twined the Filipino und American colors
about the picture. This was believed to bo
an error, and at dinner time the colors of
guinaldo were conspicuonsjVttbsent.
Fifteen persons sat at the table reservd for
the guest of honor and more distinguished
persons. The rcmammg.guests at at smaller
tobies. All the 'tables were decorated with
flowers, roses predominating.
The service was the best" the house could
provide, linens of the most costly sort, tho
heaviest cut glass and the best of china.
Although Col. Bryan did not drink his wine,
glasses were provided just the same as for
tho other gueste.
The much disputed cost of tho dinner
was settled by the Hoffman IIouso managcJ
; inoit,wiyb8aJd that the cost was $12. per
pJateyewfusiv
tltr lu l jr. in. iu( uiojiuau ui mu iiiuiij
courses, ana soon atter tno party got uito
carnages unu were driven to tno iuuuison
Square (warden. Mr. Bryan is a candidate
of the poor ! ! !
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Great Opening and Cloak Sale,
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Grand Openingsnd
Cloak Sale.
On Friday, October 26th.
1900.
"Will occur our Great Opening and Cloak Sale. Exhi
bition and Salo of tho latest Fall and "Winter Fashions, From
one of the MOST PROMINENT MANUFACTUR
ING AND IMPORTING Houses in tho OOUNTR"?.
This "Will be an
EXCELLENT OPPORTUNITY
For you to Select n Stylish Fp-To-Datc Garment at Moder
ate Cost. The Selection will bo Large, the Styles will be
Finer.
Remember tho Date, FRIDAY, OCT 26.
One Day 0nly.
Miller & Worley.
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ON HI8 DIGNITY.
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ALL OVER HUT THE 5H0UTINU.
Louis, Mo, Oct. 18, 3000.
, Messrs. Algermisscn & Schafer,
3(ontgomery City, Mo.
" Dhah Silts ;-rAVe have been expec'ing to
hear from" you two old cronies . who ship all
jCouf wheat to old men instead of patronizing
tho lioys with a few (tare of oats, wheatr
apples, broom-straw or hay. If you will
tell. Us when you aregoiuglo .ship,therwheat
TRAHPS, THEN,
riie two thhiKB that now worry and have
worried the democrats arc tho improved timqs
and tho loot of the school lunu. This lost
thorn in democratic llesh we pass over just
now, in order to take up tho prosperity
issue and look it square in the taco.
Durinir the latter years ot Llevelamrs ua
ministration there were estimated to he
4,000,000 tramps, composed of boys, men,
women and children, ilut most ot tlieso
tramps were young men.
How let our democratic brethren come
right up this proposition and take a square
look at at.
Did all these men, women and children
tramp for fun? Did they freeze, sicken and
die ot cold and hunger'iust tor tun r i-hd
tlio father nut tho last penny that ho had
into his wife's hand, that she and her chili
might not starve, and then hit tho tics or
railroad tracks for the city in search of work
and hnd none, liint lor lunr
Did -1,000,000 people tramp? Yes, and
many oi them perished. -Many a young
man or boy who had been brought up m a
nice Christian home, was forced to tramp
and hunt for work or stay at home and
starvo in the midst of poverty. Ho wouldn't
do it, but tramped, and while he wandered
pinched, starved, spit upon, up and down
tho earth, many a sad-hearted mother sat
at her hearthstone alone, amid tho squalor of
poverty, and as she thought ol other days
when her husband and boys wero with her,
sho sang in a minor strain, as the tears rolled
down her cheeks, ""Where is my wandering
boy to-night?"
All tins tor democratic days, vu lor
Cleveland days. And shall we see -1,000,000
of our people again sent out on tho road to
starvo and dio just for fun? Just to have
Bryan elected? Just to have 1(5 to 1? Just
to make ridiculous asses of ourselves on
"militarism" and "imperialism" "Wolf,
hardlv. The mothers, fathers, sons ami
daughters .'have not forgotten tho days that
were ovn. ana uiev were numumiuu mm
thoy don't want them to return. ' ' . '
TTm Bath
Nolle
JuBt after we went to press lart
week, and while on our way to Abra
ham White's grocery, we met Dan
Williams, who .owns the livery stable
on Violet street. Mr. Williams dlil
not return our bow ot recognition, but
advancing upon us In a threatening
manner, said: "Mr. Colwell, you "owo
me two dollars, and you either hand
over or ,1 will take It out ot your
hide!" "Mr. Williams, " we kindly re
plied, though much astonished at his
abruptness, "we know we owe you
two dollars, but we cannot' pay It at
if resent. As soon as the money comes
un on itibscrlDL. )n you shall baro It."
drnla waa the bestiwe could do, but sc
Vat TftMfc M.HIh. th tnalttr flrnn hft
knocked our hat Into the middle of the
street. Then he knocked ua after the
hat. Then ho kicked us and called us
names. We did not fleht back. Our
editorial dignity was at stake, and we
maintained It. Even when Mr. Wil
liams hit us In the back with an old
tin can we did not turn to bandy
words with him. We think that an
editor should maintain his dignity at
all times end under all circumstances,
and our wlfo Is highly pleased at our
conduct In the affair mentioned. Mr.
Williams Is beneath our notice. He
may kick us again and again, but It
will only bo to strengthen the feeling
of public sympathy toward us. Cly
mer Independent
YOUR TIME DIVIDED.
SUty Bpot In
RALHIOH'S LOST COLONY.
North Crolln Commaattr WhUh Coa
talaa Soa Ko.l Character.
Representative Bellamy of North
Carolina has some curious constltu
THE MINISTERIAL DEAD LINE.
What tlraam Can Kaeoaras th Topo
logical Btadaalt
Thcro comes a Ume when a man can
neither stay In the ministry nor get
ents. They are the descendants ot the j out of It, says the Forum. Ha cannot
Ar at wlt tlftfolirh It ' atnv In It. herAURft. at the af 6 of 45 or
rwoatj Yr.
Oat of
Bleop.
A statistician skilled In figures has
evolved an Interesting schedule which
accounts for tho tour and' twenty
hours that have dally escaped your no
tice. He can tell you more about your
llfo than you yourself know. His
schedule does not apply to the man i
ot leisure nor to the laboring man, !
but It Is an accurate computation of j
the average American business man's ;
time. In the sum total of sixty years
account hkS been kept ot the years ot
Infancy and childhood. Here are tho
results ot the bard thinking done by
the statistician: Twenty years In
sleep. Three years In eating. Nine
months In waiting to be served at
table. Seventeen years six months In
working. Seven years six months I
pursuit of pleasure. Six years thrco
months in walking and otherwise ex- 1
erclslng. Two years six months at
making one's toilet. Two years six
months doing nothing at all. The two
and a half years of toilet may be sub
divided as follows: Eleven months
tor washing, ono year for dressing,
seven months for shaving,
Kawrtltlou Cnnrortitnr; Kcc.
There are many superstitions about
tho bgg. In Scotland and Ireland chil
dren are taught by their nurses to
crush tho shell after eatlna- an egg, or
to push tho snoon through tho bottom
in the form of a cross, showing a lin
gering rcllo of the onco genoral supor
stltlous belief that witches lived n egg
shells and made boats of them, cast
ing spells upon tha household. In
Italy It la believed that an egg laid by
a white hen In a new nest on Easter
day would cure pains In tho head or
stomach; that broken In a vineyard It
would prevent,1ts suffering from halt;
oc similarly would Bave a field from
frost; and Its possession gavo one tho
power to see witches. It was also be
lieved that nn egg laid on flood Fri
day, thrown on the fire, rould jxtln
uish'lt, while the devil would bo kill
cd If shot with an egs laid on Christ
mas. Self-Oulturi Mngulne,
lost colony of Sir Walter Raleigh. It
was In 1587, over three centuries ago,
that Raleigh sent over a colony or 117
persons, Including seventeen woman,
and landed them en Roanoke Sslsnd,
near Hatteras. Thirteen years .ater
ae sent over to find out how they were
prospering. Roanoke Island was then
deserted and no trace of the where
abouts of the settlers was to b dis
covered, except the single word, "Cro
atan," cut In a tree. Today the Croa
,tan Indiana, who live In three or four
i counties of North Carolina, have blue
'eyes, although possessing other char
acteristics of the Indians the copper
color, the high cheek bone and the
erect form. Many ot tbem bear names
that are English, such as Sampson,
Berry, Wilkinson, etc., and which
bave been In the tribe far generations.
They have traditions that their an
cestors could read from books and In
a score ot other ways offer circum
stantial evidence that they have de
scended from Raleigh's colonists. Mr.
Bellamy thinks that congress ought
to pay more attention to these people.
They are brave, but reckless he says.
"They are honest, Intensely relig
ious, restless, active and energetic
Indolence and sloth are not known
among them. They are eager for ed
ucation. They are capable ot Intellos
tual and moral development A num
ber of them have become successful
merchants, One ot them became a
United States senator from a south
ern state and the descendant ot an
other has become a member ot con
gress." Washington Post
Treacher Went! tin IHaoounU.
Itev. Mr. Arthur Creasy of Oswego,
Kan., said In a recent sermon: "The
world's need Is Christian manliness.
Knowing tills I shall no longer ride
u railroads for hnlt fare; what la good
mo'ugh for you Is good enough for me.
Please do not discount goods to me be
cause I am a preacher. I ought to' pay
my taxes, and my church slouiu not
be exempt. Christ did not borrow,
beg, beseech His bread; Heought It
like other men. If I am Ills follower
t will pay my way as Ho did. Dear
friende, for four long years your
hearty Bupport and the prompt kind
ness ot your treasurer have enabled
me to do business nn a cash basis. I
tear none; but stand In the power of
my manhood alone."
stay In It. because, at the aie of 45 or
50,he has reached the ministerial dead
line. Churches prefer youthful preach
ers. They like the young face, tho
erect figure, the spirited de'.lvery, and
the vivacious thought ot a bay. An
other paradox I They ought to prefer
the learning, the experience, the In
sight, the ripened character! and tha
chastened spirituality' of a man past,
middle life, for only he can bes.' min
ister to their real needs. Yet wo aro
confronted with Ian .Maclaren'a pa
thetic .query. "Shall the old minister
be shot!" And whatever answer--"
make to that auery. it remains mourn
fully true that the old minister 1
either removed by methods, mora or
less hearUess, or deceived into imagin
ing that another parish wlit 'nn'ord
him an opportunity for eor.Unueu use
fulness. Let him resign and seek that
other parish, and he learns his mis
take. A mere stripling succeeds to
his pulpit, while he himself remains
unemployed. But It must not be Im
agined that this unemployed clergy
man has left the ministry. The min
istry cannot be left. It sticks to a man
whether he will or not He la regard
ed as a monarch who has Ignomlnlous-
ly abdicate 1 his tnrone, as a monk:
who has profanely discarded his cowl,
as a soldier who has disloyally repu
diated his military title. Ho cannot
become a layman. He cannot enter
any other calling savo that to which
ho has given his life, bca'.se tho cleri
cal routine haa unflttsd him for suc
cessful endeavor In other directions.
DEER FORF.8Y9 OP
Nearly
SCOTLAND.
The Flneit 1'rlvate Itetldeace.
The Onost private residence on this
continent Is niltmorej Oeorgo Vandor
bllt's castle near Asbevllle, N. C, It is
tho largest, most expensive and mag
nificent hop in America, and tho park
which surrounds It Is unsurpasied oven
in Europe. Few royal palaces Com
pare with Blltmore In grandeur, lux
ury and extent, and h?no contains
anything like tho comforts and con
veniences which human genius and
unlimited wealth havo contrived for
Mr. Vnnderbllt and his guests. John
Jacob Astor Is now building at Fern-cllrt-on-the-Hudson
a mansion which
he Intends shall surpass Btltmoro in
every respect. His architects have
been at work for several years upon
tha plans, They havo oxamlned every
prlvato and royal res(denco that Is
worth looking at, and clalip that when
Fernclltl is' finished It will bo tho
noblest and most luxurious home in
existence. " 1
On.-Flghtli of the Country la
Kept for Their lleuonl.
A recent parliamentary return gives
some startling figures In relation to
Scotch deer forests. The returns re
late to the six highland crottlng coun
ties unly the counties ot Argyll, In
verness, Ross and Cromarty, Suther
land, Caithness, Orkney and Shetland.
In' the Orkney and Shetland islands
thero are no deer forests, so we have
practically to deal with tour comities.
In these tour counties there aro no
less than 2,287,297, or more than two
millions and a quarter, acres glveji to
the preservation ot deer. Foresting
has proceeded apace during rent
years. Since 18S3 nearly 000,000 acres
have been added to the forest acre
age. The whole area of Scotland in
acreage Is about 19,500,000; it follows
that, reckoning the forests In four
counties atone, one acre In every eight
and a halt Is1 kept wast for tho rear
ing of deer. In order that on a tew
days in the year a tew person may
enjoy the'kllllng pt a certain number
of thess beautiful animals this vast
area Is, tor the raoit part, sealed
ip'jlnst tho intrusion of man. No one
but the owner and his friends and
keepers may set foot on mountain or
gleu. The total area under tillage In
Scotland Is about 3,500.000. If.there
fore, allowance is miu'e for the for
ests In other highland comities, It
seems, probable that the total acreage
ot deor forest Is not far short ot that
under crop, It Is some consolation to
learn, that In tin four counties in
question the forests uro assessed to
rates at over 100,000. Certainly (ho
subject with which Mr, Bryco'now and,
again essayed to doal is one which
grows lii Importance every year, Lon
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