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Hf ''-sy5?,s's'sisM ' "' ' ' 'lMI' 1 I 1 5 THE COUNTY PAPER OKEGON, i ! ! MO a song or Tin: hi:ason. Unknown Imbecile. The CRtt wind In blowing, my Jove, my dove, Tlsntcc lnfluenzclM weather, Let's walk on the pier, then, my love, ray love, And shiver together, together. 'Come shiver, my sweet, In thin easterly brcrr.c, Oh, shiver, tny drlln;,oh,8hIvcr-de-frccel Ar-tleh ool The dull clouds are snowlnrr, my dove, my dove. Kacli flake's like a ptarmigan's feather. Let's str611 on the beach, then, my love, my love. Moth couching and sneezing together. Come, ihlvcr, my darling, oh, shlver-do-freeze I , " Ccmo sneeze, then, my popot, my precious one, tnceze! Artlshool The streets are cVrflowInsr, my dove, my dove, The wet soaks the rolldest leather; .Let's wade through the mud, then, my love, my love, And wheize as we paddle together. Come, shiver, my darling, oh, shiver, dear, please, And wheeze. If tou love me, as I also whetzc. Ar-tlsh-ool Tho ruddv caal's glowing, my dove, my dove, In truth we're well out of such weather; Let's sip the same gruel, my love, my love, And don mustard plasters together. Come, fhlvcr, ray precious, and shudder and ineeze, In reoly to your loved one's nllcctlonat wheeze 1 Ar-tldt-nol rilAlH'ICAJj SCIEXTE. Stilmiurlnc lliiturMliIiir. Improvements havo beom mmlo in submarine photogrnplilo apparatus by moans of which views havo boon token near Glasgow at a depth of ten fathoms underneath tho water. Ono of theso views, taken in tho baj of that city, shows distinctly a sandy bottom with a large nninbor of boulders covered witli soawecd and an old auohor; also In tho shade, threo mooring cables belonging to small yachts. Ventilation of I'onl .HIiich. Tho Belgian Academy of Science lias received a report on tho researches made by M. Fabro regarding tho ills' cases to which coal miners aro cspcC' ially liable. Ho finds that, as coal nb sotbs rapidly up to ono hundred times Us own volume of oxygon, tho air which tho miners havo to breatho is deprived of oxygen to a hurtful degree; tho at mospheru of a mino is also further vltL atod by the gaseous carbon compounds given oil' by tho slow combustion of tho coal, M. Fabre concludes that a supply of air is more essential than that of light, and oven tlio best vontilatcd mines require buttoi ventilation. lcrlrntliitr Ck'Iums. An ingenious mothod of perforating glass with the electric spark is described by M. Fajjes. Tho apparatus In this caso consists of a rectangular plato o ebonite, its size, for a coll giving 12 olm. sparks, about 18 elm. by 12; also, brass wire passing under tho plate, and having its pointed end bent up and penetrating through tho plate, notl'urth or this wiro being connected with ono of tho polos of tho coll. A few drops of olive oil aro placed on tho obonito plato about tho point and tho plcco of glass to be superposed, caro being taken that no bubble of air bo imprisoned Tho olivo oil perfectly accomplishes tho object of Insulating tho wiro, and it is then only cccessary to bring down a wiro from tho outer polo ol tho coil upon tho pieco of glass, abovo thu point -of tho lower wiro, and pass tho spark by displacing tho glass latrally, lor successive sparks, it is easy to mako a closo scries of holes in a low sco onds. inut J'ouilcr. Chemistry is nt loss to estimate tho power ol nitro'glyccrluo, and yet this now ago.tof death is 20 pbr cent, stron ger. In tho manufacture of nitro glycerine, two tubes, each about a quarter of an inch in diameter, and six inches in length, lead into a single tube of doublo their capacity, but of tho 3auio length. Nitrio acid is introduced into ono and sulphuric acid into tho other of theso small tubes. Tho largo tube contains glycerine Tho two acids are then forced quilo gradually into tho glycerine, nnd chemical combination thus forms an e.plo.ivo of incalcula ble power. Sopovjorful and . dangerous is this avtlclo that not an ounce of it is allowed In tho manufactory while this tubo, six inches long and half an Inch in diamo tor Is being filled, nnd this tubo is kept constantly swathed in ico during tho process. To mako giant powder, nitro glycerine Is allowed to drip upon a day (similar to mcersohaum) imported from Germany. This clay Is tho only por feet nbsorbentof n'lro-gl ycorlno known. .As Hercules powcjtr is darker, it isDbo liovedthat that explosive is manufac tured by tho samorocess charcoal, au imperfect absoon?, boingJusei instead 4 of said quality of clay. Orh'iiUH of Sense lr,lneclM. At a recent meeting of tho Now York 'Microscopical Socloty tho question was asked whothor tho hairs upon, tho an 'tonnm of insects were organs of sonso. It has been asserted that thoy onablod 'tho Insect to dotcrmlno tho dlreotion of a sourpo of sound. Upon each of tho antenna) of tho mosquito, for Instanco, there is a tuft of hairs which scorn to bo qulto sensitive to sound which strlkoa upon their 'ends, so that tho Insect knows from tho particular hairs affect ed tho direction from which it comos. This can hardly bo regarded at more than on interesting supposition. Mr. J, D, Hyatt then rocfillod an interesting clrcumstanco which shows tho wonder ful keenness of scent possessed by cer tain moths. Ho had succeeded in hatch- In? a femalo Prometheus moth in a houso which was situated about half a mile lrom tho nearest pieco of woods. The species to which tho moth belong ed was nocturnal in its habits, nnd had its nbodo in tho woods. Tho femalo camo out during tho day, but within a short timo almost a dozon males of tho samo spcoicj'Wcrc flying about tho houso hall blinded by tho daylight, so that thoy would fly In ono's faco nnd against tho wall, ovldcntly unablo to&eo clearly. Ncvcrtholcsi they soon found tho female, which was secured under a wire fly screen. At tho timo tho wind was blowing from tho houso toward tho woods, nnd it is probablo that tho males wore attracted and guided by somo peculiar odor oxhalcd from thu fomnlo and waited to them by tho wind. How exceedingly scnsitlvo their sonso-organ must bo which enables them to dotcct a fonialo half a mllo away, nnd not only that, but to bo roused from their seclu sion during tho day to find horl A Tent of Iliills.llng' NloncM. Dr. Cutting, tho Statu Gcologbt of Vormont, has concluded tho unique ser ies of tests of tho fire-resisting qualities of building stones. Ho declares, In sub stance, that no known natural stono do serves thonnmo of flro-proof. Conglom erates and slates have "no capabilty" of standing heat; granito Is injured bo- yond cheap or easy repair by oven so mild a heat ns that which melts load; sandstone, including tiio variety called brown-stone, aro better, and limestones are perhnps tho best In this respect But oven thoy aro injured by continuous heat of 900 deg., and at 1,200 aro cluing. cd Into quick-lime. Therefore It would seem that no stono buildings are fire proof, and somo of them, Dr. Cutting oven says, aro as much damaged by lire, us wooden structures aro. Uriel;, on tho contrary, is usually uninjured and is often rather improved by hoat until it is melted. But ns most buildings aro trimmed with iron or stone, tho damago Is oltcn considerable, cvon when tho walls stand. To avoid this Dr. Cutting recommends soap-stono trimmings, which aro open only to the object ion of cxponsc. Hut although briek stands heat so well, it is objcctionablo bccauBO its power to resist pressure, without crumb ling from dampness or frost, Is less than that of stono. Nevertheless, as biick is in fact only a kind of artificial stono, tho ssarch for an Ideal building mater lal is not hopeless, but it mu3t bo pros' ccutcd rather by tho maker than by tho qunrrier of stono. Tlio .lliiuiictlc Icrtl!c. Prof. C. T. Pattorson, of tho Uullcd States coast survey, in reply to an in' nuiry, wroto tho following clear and concise explanation of tho directive action of tlio magnetic needle: "The renson why tho needle points in tho northerly direction is that tho oarth in itself is a macnot as tho result of certain cosmicnl facts, much affected by tho action of tho sun. Theso laws havo periodicities, all of which havo not been determined. A condensed OX' planation in regard to tho nocdlo point' iug to tho northward and southward Is as follows: Tho ma:;notio poles of tho earth donoteoincido with thogcograph ical poles. Tho axis of rotation makes an anglo of about 23 dorees with lino joining tho lormor. Tho northern magnetic polo is at present noar tho Arctic oirolo on tho meridian of Omaha, Henco tho neodlo doos not ovorywhero point to tho nstroiiomlcal north, and is constantly varlablo within cortain llmlti. At San Francisco it points about 17 de giccs to tho cast of north, and at Calais, Mo., ns much to tho west. At tlio northern magnetic pole a balanced needle points with its north cud down' ward In a plumb line; at S.in Francisco it dins about Gil degrees, and at tho southern magnetic polo tho south end points directly down. Tho action o thu eartli upon a magnotiu nccdlo at its surfaco is ol about tho samo fo'"eo a that of a hard steol magnet forty inches long, strongly magnotized, at adlstanco of oro foot. Tho foregoing is tho no coptcd explanation of tho fact that tho needlo points to tho northward and southward." For Tho Ladles. very wlito ribbons will uo worn on thonow bonnets. Mahogany red shades aro scon in tlio Tuscan straws. Many shades of ono color aro seen in tho latest mlllincy. Tho favorito corsago bouquet is of ilowors shodod from dark rod to palo pink. "What Is homo where lovo is notf" asks a sussontiblo young poot. It's a mighty interesting placo to tho noighbors. Up to 20 years ago tho widow of Peor became at tho husband's doath, supposing him to havo a sucenswr in Ills tltlo, tlio Downgor Countess," or whatovor the tltlo might bo. Hut at longth ono or two ladies, widows of peers, whoso honors had desended to their oldest son by a formor marriago discarded tho dowagerj boforo tholr namos in favor of their Christian name?. Thus tho widow of Lord Ailesbury he camo "Maris, Marohlonoss A., and lady VValdgravo, whoso husband's tltlo passod"to a cousin, wroto horsolf "Fran cos, Countoss Waldogravo." Soon Dow agers, who wero Dowagors without doubt, being mothers ot reigning Poors must noods, to try and mako tho world forget how timo Hies, adopted tho samo Idea, until now there Is scarcoly a Dow agor to bo found in Peerage A stoara bloyolo has been invented This will flu a long-felt want. A steam bloyolo may oxplodo and kill its ridor Norway. Amoricans cannot but bo interested in all that rolntos to Norway and tho Norwegians. Tho old Norsemen who visited our shores somo fivu centuries boforo Columbus dlscovorcd tho Now World, havo transmitted to their descen- dents many of tho sterling qualities that made them onco preeminent in Northern Europo, and tho curlo"s sludont who pores over tho scanty re cords of their voyages to North America, should visit tho land of their descend cuts, who aro still a hnrdy race, and who havo to asurprislngdegrco adher ed to their langungo nnd habits, their dress and architecture, naval as well as ecclesiastical. While steaming down tho Sogno fjord our vessel would occasionally touch at tho fishing hamlets clinging to tho mountain sides, and somltlnies looking as If ready to drop Into tlio dark deep waters beneath. Boatloads of villagers camo eft" and surrounded our stcamor, nnd almost invnriably tho girls and young women, with bright, comely faces, crowded somo of tho boats (with ono or two boys to row thorn), whllo othow would bo filled with boys nnd young men. On tho shore stood groups of matrons with tholr babies in their arms, watching tlio weekly or fortnight ly visitor, and rows of maidens stand ing hand in hand gazed at our cralt, whllo tho young men and boys stood apart by tliomsolvcs. There seemed to bo llttlo of that intimacy botween tlio young pcoplo of both sexes which Is so common with us; while, on the oilier hand, there was none of tho precocity of super nnnuatcd boyhood, and of coquetiy in tho girls, that is loo appar ent among Amoricau youth. Naturally enough, when thosoxesdo come togoih or, tho courtship Is brief, Love at llrst sight, followed by a speedy wedding, results in happy unions, that remain so throughout life. Wedded happiness, wo wore told on good authority, U tho rule and not tho exception, unco mar ricd, tho husband anil wllo always re main ardent lovers. Life does not seom to press hard upon tho nveraco Norwegian. Ho Is fond of of his wife, loves good liquors, and is a conservative in sociology. Ho is polito In certain ways, removing ins nat ami bowing low to his superiors or equals, but strangely brusque nnd wanthg in consideration nt times. Ho has a decid ed weakness for foreigners, especially Americans and Englishmen, a trait of an Isolated and unlraveled raco; (or if ono appear in somo remote imam! hum let or sea-port, ho h siared at and com- mcntcd upon as though u rare specimen of natural hlstorv. Tho patriotism is of good quality, and in sturdily main taining tho good old ways ot "Gamlo Norgo" (UUl iNorway; mo jorseman leans a llttlo to conservatism, and but slowly adapts himself to altered circum stances. Tlio Hoy Who Smoked. Detroit Free 1'ocn. A boy of 11 years of ago was smoking a cigar on tho south portico of tlio City Hall when a cltizon halted before him ntid said: "Boy, do you realize what you aro doing?" "3mokin' a poworful good 5-center, won on a hot;" was tho reply. "But don't you know that you are filling your system with poison?" "Fnw." "Well, you aro. That cigar contains enough nieotino to kill a cat." "I'm no cat." "I know. 1'. doos not kill you sud denly, but poisons tho blood nnd sows tho seed of lull disease You may drop dead on your way homo." "I ain't goln' homo. "It fills me wlthhoirorto sco a lad of your ago destroying both soul and body. Boy, I entreat you to throw away that vilo cigar. "I dasn't. Somo ono olso would pick it up and bo pizenod." "Throw it away and I'll buy you threo applos." "Don't like 'm." "Or a quart of poanuls." "Say," said tho boy, in ho fondly re garded tho inch of ashes at tho end of tho cigar, "I bet a boy tlio cigars this morning that ho couldn't teen his tongue to a lamp-post and then sing Sally Waters.' Hoteched, ami there's a orowd up thoro now trylu' to thaw lilni loose. I ain't vory scart about boin' ph'.enod, and I don' tkoor much for fathorly advlca, but if you'vo got any spare timo you might go up there and toil that 'oro boy that a chunk of nnt ural philosophy is worth a hull barnful of oxporlmonts, Prisoners Among the Malays. NevwYork Tribune. ThoGoographlonl Society of Paris has beoi or is about to bo regaled witli tho naraVvo of a yoar of captivity among tho Iialay plratos. Mr. Ten Brink, attaoh'nl to tho medical sorvico of the Nolhemuds, is tho subject of this un fortunwL experience. Ila was on an exploring expedition whon his vessol wJwaylaid by tho marauders, who killed merit of his companions, sot lire to his shn and would doubtlos3 have put an crit to Mr. Ten Brink had net tholr ohlofltakona fanoy to tho oxploror ana 'carrittl him off to his hut. Imnglno tho Dutb'ifnan's surpriso whon his rescuer, who spoko oxcollont English and seemed much impressed with tho advantages of English civilization, in formed him that he was to consider him solf thenco forward a slavo. Ho naturallp onough romonstratod, whore, upon tho chief produced a sword and sliced his noso off. Ho thon acquiesced. In oourso of his yoar of captivity Mr. Ton Hrink lost an oar in a similar ruan- nor., Happlly boforo his tonguo went, a Dutch vossol Malay was shot. rcsouod him and tho "Lovo Is an Intornal, transport I" ox claimed an onthuslastio poot. "So 13 a canal boat," said a praotioal old for warding merchant. DOMESTIC RECIPES. Lemon Flapjacks. Ono pint of milk, four eggs, julco of ono lemon, Hour to mako a light batter, pinch of soda. Fry In hot lard. Servo with sugar and nut meg. Potato fttffs. Two cups of cold, mashed potatoes; stir into this ono ta ble-spoonful of molted butter, two woll boateu eggs, and ono cup of milk or cream. Pour into a deep dish, and bako in a quick oven. Ciilcr Cake Oao cup sugar, hall cup of butter, ono egg, woll boaton, ono largo cup eldor, ono toaspoonful of so da, Hour suflloient to make it as thick ns pound cake. Ono cup of rasins can bo added if desired. Com Dread. Ono quart Hour, ono quart Indian meal, ono quart sour milk, ono teacup molasses, ono teaspoon salt. Dissolvo two teaspoons salcralus in tlio milk; mix together nil tho ingredients well mid bako ono hour in n good oven. Spiced Oysters. Ono hundred oysters, n gill of vinegar, ditto of white wino, two spoonfuls of salt, threo spoonfuls of wholo blnck popper, and a llttlo maco. Strain tho liquor nnd add theso Ingredients. Boil up onco, and whllo boiling pour ovor tho oysters. Let stand ton minutes, then pour off tho liquo', and lot tho oysters got cold; put into a jar and cover tight. Oysters thus prepared will koop sonic timo. llarlcy Sow;). Boil ono pint of pearl barley In ono quart of stock until it Is reduced to a pulp, , pass It through a selvo, and add as much more stock ns will bo required to mako tlio puree of tho consistency of cream; put tho soup on thu lire; whan it bolls stir into It (otV tlio lire) tlio yolk of an egg beaten up with a gill of cream; add half a pat of fresh butter, and servo with small slice ol'broad fried in butter. Cheese Pudding. Into two quarts of boiling water, containing two tnblo spoonfuls of salt, stir ono j omul of yel low Indian meal (cost four cents), and a quarter of a pound of grated chcoso (co9t four cents); bolllt for twenty min utes, stirring it occasionally to prevent burning, then put it in a greased bak ing pan, sprinklo over tlio top a quarter of a pound ol grated cheeso (cost four eont9), nnd brown in a quick oven. Servo hot. If any remains slico it cold and fry it brown. It costs twelve cents. Duchcssc Potatoes. Mash ono quart of hot boiled potatoes through a line colander with a potato-masher; mix them with ono ounce of butter, one level toaspoonful of salt; half a teaspoonlul of whlto popor, quarter of a toaspoon ful of grated nutmeg, and tho yelks of two raw eggs; pour tho potato out on a plate, and then form with a knife into small cakes two inches long and one inch wide; lay them on a buttered tin, brush them ovor tho top with an egg beaten up with a tcaspoonful of cold water, and color thorn golden brown in a modorato oven. Fish Omelet. Moat up threo fresh eggs with a quantity equal to nn egg In bulk of tho lloh of boiled salmon shredded finely with a fork, a pinch of minced parsloy, peppor, salt and half a dozon bits ol butter tho slzo of a poa. Put a pieco of butter the size of an egg into tho pan, lot It melt withont brown lug, and as soon as it is molted and hot pour in our omelot mixture, ant, hold ing tlio hnndlo of tho pan with one hand, stir tho omelet with tlio other by means of a tint spoon. Tho moment it begins to set ccaso stirring, but keep shaking tho pan for a minuto or so; then with tho ladlo or spoon doublo up your om elet, and koop on shaking tho pan until ono sldo of tho omelet has becomo a goldeu color, when you dexterously turn it out on a hot dish, tho colored side up permost. A Mother's Influence. Wondoll Phillips related tlio following in his address a short timo ago: In a railway car, once, a man, about 00 years old, camo to sit bcsido me. Ho had heard mo lecture the evening before on temperance "I am mastor of a ship," said ho, "sailing out of Now York, and havo just returned from my fiftloth voyage across tho Atlantic. About thirty years ago I was a sot; shipped whllo dead drunk, as ono of a crow, and was carried on board llko a log. When I camo to tho Captain sent forme Ho asked mo, 'Doyouromom bor your mother?' I told him sho died boforo I could romombor anything. 'Woll,' said ho, 'I am a Vormont man. Whon I was young I was crazy to go to soa. At last my mother consented I should seek my fortuno in Now York.' Ho told how sho stood on ono sido the gardon gato and ho on tho other, when, witli his bundle on his arm, ho was ready to walk to tho noxt town. She said to him, 'Myboj.I don't know anything ubout towns, nnd I novor saw tho sea, but thoy toll mo thoso great towns aro sinks ol wlckednoss, and make thou sands of drunkards. Now, promiso mo you'll novor drink a drop of liquor.' Ho said, 'I laid my hand in hers and prom ised, as I looked into her oyos for tho last timo. Sho died soon after, l'vo been on overy sea, scon tho worst kind ot life nnd mon thoy laughed at mo as a milksop, and wanted to know if I was a coward. But whon thoy offered mo liquor I saw my mothor across tho gato, and I novor drank a drop. It has boon my shoet-anohor; I owe all to that. Would ycu llko to tako that plodgo?" said ho. My companion took it, and ho added, "It has saved mo. I havo a lino ship, wifo, and children at home, and 1 havo holpod othors." How far that llttlo caudlo throw Its boarosl That oarnost mother saved two mon to vlrtuo and r.sofulnoss how many moro Ho who sees all oan nlono toll. Taken on tho spot Tho measles. WIT AM) 1IU.MOK. Tho letter "o" Is llko many men. It is first in every tiling, but ends in smoke This Is tho wholo thing in a nutshell, as the squirrel said when ho extracted tho kernel. Even dumb nnlmals oxhlblt attach mcnt. Tho horso Is nlways attached to tho vehicle which ho draws. Up and down tho shlnglo goes, Abovo tho scat of knowledge; This Is tlio way, tho teacher knows, To mako boys smart for college. A husband tolcgrnphed to his wife: "What havo you for breakfast, nnd how Is tho baby?" Tho nnswor came: "Breakfast cakes and tho measles." Mrs. Barker says sho knows her min ister's sermons are a llttlo obscure, but still sho docs "lovo to sit and watch the lineages of his face." A man wiio said ho spoko from oxper lenco lately declared that, in his opinion, "theworstthlngout.f Is ono's last match on a dark night. Thoy do business with despatch in Texas. A man in a certain neighbor hood, who had lost a valuablo mare, re ceived tho following by tolcgrnph: "Maro here. Come got hot. Thiol hung." Tho young lady who writes her lovo letters on pnper saturated witli kero sene, so that she will know if her fellow ovor tries to light his cigar with it, may bo wise in hor generation, but she is mean. "It isn't loud praying that counts with the Lord so much as giving four quarts for every gallon, sixteen ounces for a pound, and thirty-six inches to tlio jard," said an Arkansas circuit ridor. Tlio young milkman and his girl stood boforo tho justice of tho peace. "You tako this milk ahotul this man for butter or for worse?" tho mighty man of law inquired. Tho girl said it never a-curd to her before, but she supposed sho would if that was tho only wlioy." A Town Built On Diamonds. No town in Africa can boast such rapid growth as lvimborloy, tlio scat of government in Grlquland West, andthe head-quarters of thu South Afrieau diamond diggings. Eleven years ago, not a hut stood whore now.somo 10,000 pcoplo, witli atrado of over 2,000,000 a year, from ono of tlio most thriving communities on tlio African Continent. It is now diseovcred that tho town, is built upon laud which promises to bo as productive of diamonds ns tho noigli boring "diggings," which linvo been tho sourco of its wciiltl nnd tho vory jr Igin of its existence Kimberley is iden tical with tho "Now Bush" .diamond settlement of 1S70; nnd tho thousands who Hooked to the locality to secure a "claim" in the valuable reefs, which havo been worked furthor and furtlior to tho cast oftliosito of tlio future town, were in such a hurry to seek their for luno in tlio diggings that thoy forgot to Inquire whether the soil on which thoy pitched their tents or erected their log huts was not equally diamondiforous. As tho wooden shanties hnvo given placo to :i) oro substantial buildings, it lias been found that Kimberley itsulf has bcon built on a diamond field, nnd that the wostond or residential part of tho town is as full of gems as tho act ual diggings themsolves at tho oastern or working ond of tho town. Now claims are being taken up in all direc tions, and land which wns beginning lo acquire considerablo valuo as building sites has sudonlv assumod frcsh import nnco as possibly containing somo now Starot South Africa. "How many hous es will bo pulled down in tlin soarcii for tho diamonds upon which thoy are built, it would bo dillloult to say. But it will bo Interesting to watcli tho fu ture progress of a town which owes its existence, and its subsequent partial de struction anil removal to tho samo cause tlio abundance of dhmonds in tlio midst of which it appears to havo grown. Lirjlu tho Eternal City. Li'ttrr from liomi My sister and 1 camo to Homo to study, and aro obliged to livo as eco nomically as possible Wo havo two largo, sunny rooms In tho apartment of a Marchionoss. Thoy aro furnished luxuriously ono as a parlor, and looks upon a bright piazza paved in asphalt for tho benefit of tho tribunal opposite For all this comfort wo pay 70 francs ($M)por month, services included. But tho secret of It is that this Is not tho now part of tho city, whoro foroignors most ly congregate It Is only a short walk from St. l'otor's, but on the healthy sido of tho Tibor, and It was obtained through an Italian friend, and that is half tho victory; for deep down in tho Italian nature is the desire to get tho most out of any strangor who may como within tholr roaoh. Ono's first losson horo is how to avoid bolng chontod. Wo tako our dinners at a restaurant, or havo them sent, and mako our eofl'en in tho morning, and a 6 o'clock supper. In tho shops whoro wo buy our provisions thoy look at us as wo look at Zulus. Our piazza is a porfeot kaloldoscopo ol IlaHan lifo. Mothers sit together on tho stops of tho tribunal opposlto all tho aftornoon and gossip and knit, or fol low attor woo llttlo babies in leading strings. Soldiers loungo about, or rouso themsolves at sight of a pretty poasant, and boys sit and play morraby tho hour, calling out tho numbors vociferously, nnd holding up their fingers in rapid succession. It cortalnly sooms to tho obsorvor tho most absurd of nil games, but it is said to cause a groat numbor of murders, lor quarrels always load to tho knlfo horo. Often I um called to tho window by tho tramp of a regiment as they pass to nnd from tho barracks, or to look at a roviow; and very often tho funornl procession of n priest winds ncross tlio square, his vestment lying on a bier, followed by a long lino ot monks, bearing tnpers, and chanting a dlrio. Within, tho Marchioness nnd her hus band iiflord U9 no end of amusement. They belong to one of tho ninny titled but penniless fouilllcs in Italy who live on prido and macaroni. Wash a baby up oloan and dress him up vory pretty, and ho will resist all advances with n most superlative cross ness; but let hi tn eat molasses and gin gerbread, and fool around a coal scuttle for half an hour, and ho will nestlo his dear llttlo faco closo to your clean shirt bosom, and bo just tlio lovlngcst, cun nlngcst llttlo rascal In tho world. An nrchltcct who built a now city hull for n Western town mado a botch of it, and Hcd to Canada, as ho left word witli his friends, "to remain until the nlfair should blow over." Noxt day a high wind struck tho town, and his Trlonds telegraphed him: "Como back. Tlio wholo shobang was blown ovor last night." When ynu visit or leave New York City, save llaggaec Kxprrssage and Carriage Hire, nnd stop nt ;ranl Union Hotel, ncarlj opposite (Irand Central Depot. :1V) elegant rooms reduced to f 1 nnd upwards per day Klcvator. Heitaurant siinuttcd with the best, How e Cars, Stages and Elevated Railroad to all Depots. lon,tli on ilic. lrvniiNCM. Ask Drutrultts for "HoukIi on Hats." It clears out rats, mice, bed-bugs, roaches. Only 15c per box. A l'nriuiT'M opinion. A Michigan fanner writes that ho was completely cured of a very bad caso ol PilcK by ono box Bucklcn's ArnlcaSalvu. Nothing on eartli is so sure a cure. Sold by all Druggists at L'.'i ets. AHtuuixtiK'K " voHl. For ii perfect renovation of exhausted and enfeebled constitution, female weakness and general decline, nothing so surely nnd speed lly pro luces a permanent euro ns does Klec trls Hitters. Their wonderful curt's lire ns touljlitug tho world. For Kidney nnd Uri nary Complaints they are a wrfrct specific. Do not give up In I'espilr.for i: ectrlc Hitters will positively cure, and that where everything else falls. Sold by all druggists, at titty cents n bottle. Mothers who have Children, who are subject to Croup, read this. Allen's Lung Hilsatn should alwnvs bo kept In your houte, and be given Immediately when tho first symptoms appear, which will remove the niueua collected In the throat, and save the life of ycur dear child. Distempers, Couglis, Colds, Fevers and most of the diseases which Hor?e, Cattle, Sheep, Hogs and Voultry nre sul Jjct to are readily overcome nnd cured by lining Uncle Sam's Condition Powder according to the plain directions. Sold by all Druggists. Uncle Sam's Harness Oil tills and closes the pores of leather, elTectually preventing the entrance of donipncsc, dust, Ac, and render ing tho harness soft and pliable, while nt the same time Increasing Its durability. There Is no earthly boon more precious thnu good health, and It behooves Its possessor to endeavor to retain It. If oil are nt sailed with such provoking Ills us sick headaches, torpid liver, four tiomacn ami general uei' Ing of weariness and dlgust, don't go and commit sulcido but take Kllert's Daylight Liver l'llls and be cured. Mothe? will Hud Dr. Wlncliell's Teething Syrup Just the medicine to have In the houso for thu children, it will cure colds, coughs, j soro throat and regulate Ihc bowels, try It. 1 Hleumatlsin, neuralgia, sprains and bruises will bo relieved by Uncle Sam's Neivo and Hone Liniment, sold by nil drucslsts, 1 Disease and Death, when they reach ourown I households, arc too serious for lestlng, wo uso our best emlesvors to drlvo oil tho drend mesiengcrs, and ale only hajp7whcn we feel mat iney nro nt n instance. i v" memy proach of that fell destroyer, Consumption, in thu shapu of a cough or slight cold as well as more severe ltronclil.il or (Utarrhnl Com plaints, we should at once use I'.llcrt's Extract of Tar nnd Wild Cherry. It has no superior In such cases. Every bottle warranted to give sitlnfni'Mnn, Pnlil liv nil ilrueelsU. DIIRnitrCtNTfRrRISICARRIAOt CO. CIN'Ttro. DUUUICO Territory slvon. Catalogue trco aai.tiimtr.i!' na a enaarll A Month and Czpenees WANTED niur kniwtr, H- IOiTt U CO., ( iiKinnH. i CANCER. A noaltlvnnlril. Nonut. ting out. No eating out. No burnlnirout. Nopuln, Can be usud rjrpatlcntia nomu. Aourcia, IV, '. I'AYNK, HI. II.. Mnrahiilltmvn. Inwa. Thompson's Eye Water. Thll well-known and thoroughly cfllrtpnt remedy for dlacat-esof the Kye, has acquired nworld-wMoreputa tton during thu rat ilghtyllru yean, and It Is a re markahlo race that this reputation luu hcen sustained simply by tho Merita nf the Blrillelnei Itself and notliynurputllngor cxtenittn advertising. Thtiinun) thousands who have used It will bear testimony to tbt truth nt tl.ts statement. Manufactured only ly JOHN I,. THOMPSON, SONS CO., Troy, New York. Trleo 1 centH. Hold liv all druggists. FRAZER AXLE GREASE. lent In llie World, (let tlio srrniilno. liv ery jMieUiiatti liuaj our rrrinlf'-iiinrlc nml ! marked I'riizoraJllwajJKJVVVJIKKJJ. SEEDSIs I "111 pi vo you IhnboatSseds for the least money of any ft rm I ll A rnerlen or refn nri. Wreitnen Seeds nro best. Mln take tlio lead. ("Inrdeners nut- thev tin... fall. I used flow lrs paper to print Vioao pretty Cntalogues Illustrated with (20 ttoriji oreiizravlrun. Ii heats tho worli! worth mnnv dollar.. rnPFV i,rin i.nfr ali. JL U. HUUMWAY. Itockford. Ill T AGENTS WANTED FOR THE. PICTORIAL 1 HISTORYoftheWORLD limbraclng full and authentic accounts of every na tion of anuUntand modern times, andlncludlngnhls tory ofllie rise and fall of Greek an'' ltoman Empires, the mlddlo ages, tlio crusades, the feudal system, the reformation, tho discovery ami settlement of the New World, etc., etc. It coplalna 7S II 1111 historical en gravings, and la tho most complete) History ot the World ever published, u end for specimen pages and extra terms to Agents, Address, NATiovai. runusmmifin,. Chicago, HI. 11 v Tin: i'hi: or DR. BOSANKO'S RHEUMATIC CURE, THE QREAT ALKALINE REMEDY, TRY IT AND BE CURED. l'JLHOH, 7Q Ooxxtra. ASK YOUR DRUGGIST FOR IT. Address THE DR. BOSAMO MEDICINE CO., 4 PIQUA. O. Mis 1 1 V JaJMIK 1 KKIt FOX, NKll.SK. t!ntt, Kir., taught fnrci.rmtliUhcilp 1cm. Send lojcircaurw.lhfull inr'lfil.f., K '. Iwi'iwtw '""''-1'1 v V. hmi Medical Institute ChaiKicd by tfie Stalt ol till. AddfeualllellenJ. J.JAMES. KlWisikjtaC!., ttl:ss. TkUiu V.,r. ttvnprlenee At iireiileiil. convince! me nine lenlhi of the diseawi fr body, mind, tile Irmililc li.ie fltnen from llie ab"c of llie unn.iry (lenenme Organs Statistics "swiiUvjfJP" snow imiromm ihciiwiu."". til our I. mill- V.) turns Ins arisen finni Inal cause, ami made life worse lli.su n weary wale. Nervine Pills will restore lot nature of llie min. middle aseil anil old. Lite ts loo shot! in .ite aay i m l'" lis, or 6 for Js.ro. cnni'n.e(l n! Knits and ItatM. fallal olli e. sent by mail, sealed, on re e ipt of price. liok on Ncnn'H tlironic Urinary IWae. in nil llicir Mms. io rents lo pay wtai:c. Send stainplor hlecitie King. A PRINCELY OFFERI "glgsift Wllli-n.l Tlie I.ltrrnry CJiiest (m.rrniMhll. liniM'-llnmiljetoir ir"l" "1.1 llireii month rf nl IT. ft. (orfl,R..ue.um..)n.tln.li,ul.'rl Url villi rWa frro cm !" ofel'r'M oil Mtiii., .Ii ijilcinth... We In.H thll it-f llml.l in titfer Inlntrutw tmt r-r n.l Klurtnl Oil llrmlami In Mr I"'!!''"' knoKlnewlirrv lhrrre encf n hnndniU more will l-- nl rj. wilh.lK.IW M ihn lh t.l.t l.ld remrr,l i 1 1 tnlM mtltleJ. "Tin- I'.IHI," ' t;.MIMMiln the I II. Mountain,, .n. "Tlio lVf," '.'"'" ' f . !t.,H Vtrretnlnir rerrlltrr, lhe uretbe moil brjutlful sriil jrilillt ll.nuln. till lirtornlnihli eof.lr,til la tbfir ferfeciluii r srrjr d.lr.lilf Morkiof art. HOW WE CAN CIVE THEM AWAY. Th"ittlorf. were ma.la a. imuluma loh rl"n a. nllh na .tUinr, the tin.. I M Journal m 1 Ul.li f r in rr ar, Aa e.r wie Vno.' r Mil" UVfA l II a.lhrour tur arenl that the wliot- Imnwnw ..llllon tf llie w clitolm.. a anrf.lll,ai.kni.laale. II la enlr M IM laawnlnalw ttil.le.(ririhn-.Mar. aa nmlama lib uiir I "I", , Mianlior-mnnWra re jMiM "III hal il;l l"l i.luf ofanr ilrmrn Mhkh Mth nealelirat.il ail Journal wooll eir-t lo Ila auli.trlli.ra i an.l e eenndenllr filierl, olt.itny Ihr.a .r.mlum.hlth.rail..l.iirm .ll iltl.r.ar.llh rill". llI'Mr 'hr.a mmlhl for 11 cental, to aecuta at lean yynl .utxurlliera within the n.tt two month.. It liarale iai Toe iiitnllnr. tn-laie. and r-.ihlna Ail.le... at enea, C'UANi: ,Si CO., WcitburoaMitss. I li a.") ii tj it A v) m H tPJIli lift Ai" J a 1 tirJ I III JljtH.'iiTiTllil'a'i'it Hill.irlaVlfJi.lVI'i'. illilll syV.lll THE King of Saw Machines Prloo S0.OO. (JlnftA rtrt IN CASH Is I'eposltcd In 4JLUUU.W ijanit aRulnut nny other saw mnchlno In Amorlcn. This Is tho cheapest mnchlno mado, und warranted: to saw Ioku oaBlcr and l'ustor than any othor. Via nro tho oldoat saw mnchlno linn In America. Any prominent mer chant will toll you wo nro roflponalblo. Bowaro of lnfrlniromcnts. Our circulars, nro lrcc. Addrost), Untied States Manuficlurlno Co., Chicago, III. Our WELL AUCERS will boro a. woll 76 feet deop and 12 foot In dlamotor In a day. This would clonr you 8GO In a day. Send for our Pictorial Catnloiruo. II. S. MaNF'G CO., Chicago, in- Battio Crook, Michigan, 1UN cr act tvums or arm okli uounm THRESHERS, Traction and Plain Engines i and Horso-Poworg, r MpslOompUloThreahcrl'ddoryjErittihllsricd In tho World. i 1040 flt VG AO ff coittnutiVaiiucctlfutbvit. n M I KHliWtKia, ultiioiit tlinriou of :nmi' W JL wane ferment, or locnUon. W'turl w.,ltAe brvut narranly gtctn on alt ourgok. RTn.3I-lllTtt SnPAUATOItS and Cllinllll'IO Ml'lllll tllltlllil" Ji ll.illriMnuilUllu. n'.v?l"cii In tho AmcririLii .11111 fret. fYien riVfipf I,,., i-nDlu.i. ifiaiimi a. aum j.uMiut;v . llaUilwl rS awinl 't-aturt ami improttmentt for ldal, together with wptrtor qualllln. in eiHMtrue. t .on omf mtaritli not dreamed of by other cmkenf. Tour El7en of HepirotorF, from 0 to 12 liorso capacity, for iteam or harm pnirtr. Two Kt ylos of ' jroimtc I'M lorno-rowera. 7?nh finf) r Hrlccleil I.mnlicr ,UUU,UUU (TOi,iHren(i(J-tr'iriir..r(fll c-'ujiintly on hand, from svlileh In built tho IK- umiforauio woodwuru 01 our xuacuuiery TRACTION ENGINES uatu. ti, ICS l'J llorso rouir. Imf 1 FiiriitrrM mid Tlirenhrrnien nro invltod tn Uii stiirato this viaiMtu Tlitw wiiif Machinery. ClrcuUra bent free. Addreaa NICHOLS, GHEPARD & CO. Dottlft Crook. MlohlgnisVa HOLMAN'S saaSaLa sjCn CURES Without Dosing Simply Absorption Is it anverelfrn lemedv for nil forma rif Y.l'r ! ami Hlomacll IronMes, nml la the ONLV SArUaml AllSOLUTi; euro for Malaria In its various types, . Dr. XIoIlliatl'H Iml Is n jcniilniMiml rail leal umcdy, WITHOUT TAKING .MnUlCINU. It wns tho 1'IItST nrllcle of the Kind that was introduced to tho pulillc cenernlly. It was the OIIU11KAI. l'AI, uiut was Uevlscd by L)It. IIOI.MAN alone. He struck out from thot'eaten path nnd made n NUN" WAV. No sooner had I10 rendered the i:r dcrlnUnre n CnilTAINTV than tho Initatoks and I'ikatf.s who lianff lo and Infest ever sin cchsful enterprise, started up and have since fo lowed In his footsteps as closely as the law wl'. tolerate. Atr.ilnrt these I)n. UOI.MAN frtvesBITCCIA: WAUNINO. Not only dotliey TAILTOCUlf . but In disappointing the purchaser thoy lull. doubt nnd oJInm on tho prlnclp ll of AIIHorp tints, of which Dr. IIoUuaii'H I'aU Istho OK.NUINJ! and ONLY THUK llXlONUNT. Kvory Imitation is nn emphalle endorse ment of the siibbluutial worth of the genuine article, A poor ono Is never copied, Ends. Rcmiltio Ilolmnit Pnclbeari tho l'rlvate Ilovciiuo Utimiji of tlie 1IOI.1IAN 1A1 CO., with the aboo Trade MarkprlntidlnBreen., Jltij'ono HKioiiUf. FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS, Or sent by mall, post-paid, on receipt of fi.oOa Sit. IIOJ.MAN'S advice is rnni, Full trcatiss) tent free on npplKatlnn, Address I HOLMAN PAD CO., ' r. 0. 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