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My ttrnill Cliarllo satd to mo ,
That lie had lots of riches,
"llow much, old manl" said I; s&ldhc,
"Two farthings In my breeches,
A silver fourpenco In my puree,
And one French bit of money,"
Then milled (speaking of his nurse),
"T ns given mo by Nunny,
A lucky sixpence, father, too;"
lie rautcd ns though to measure
With those grave eyes what should I do
On hearing of inch treasure.
With those grave crcs ho looked at me,
Ero ho resumed his parley,
It was as plain ns A It U
(Or plainer, perhaps, to Charlie)
That weighty matters were our cue,
Vie meant to sift and try 'cm;
"And, lather, " Charlie said, "are you
As rich a man ns I ami
And I replied the while I drew
My arm around his shoulder
"Charlie, I'm not to rich as you,
Because I'm ngea older."
Do not lio discouraged. Slow growth
is often Miro growth. Somo minds tiro
like Norwegian nines. They nro slow
in growth, but tlioy nro striking their
roots (Icq). Somo of tlio grontst moil
liavo been dull boys. Dryilen and Swift
wero dull ns boys. So was Gibson. S
was Goldsmith. So was Walter Scott.
Napoleon at school.had so much illlll
fltdty in lenrnlng his Latin Hint tho mat
ter said it would need a gimlet to get a
word into his head. Douglass Jerrold
was f.o backward in his boyhood that at
nn ho vn.s hardly ablo to read.
Do NIrkiiIi nn' do Ilnliblt.
Tho Philadelphia Times gives this as
n Maryland version of onu of Uncle Ku
Endurin dem days do rabbit wurwuss
on do kenbedgo patch dtip ho am eiitlur.
in deso times w'en thickets am skcerser.
Dar wuz ef olo nlirgnli Hben ober dar
longsido do brancli, 'on 'bout squash
time onect ho gun tcr feci sartin dat his
kebbeges wu. a wnlkln' ofT 'twixt mid
night an' foali or clock in do mo'nln.
Do olo niggah ecz to hissclf, "G'way
from hcali rabbit, kaso nio'll ketch yo
cn son o tor jail, kaso mo's sartain ob
do stealer." ,Spltu ob dis wa'nln' do
rabbit kept a comin1, nn' bimcby do olo
darkey kotched do rabbit in n box.
"O, O, O, Moss Niggah," sez do rab
"Yah, yah, yah, Moss Kabblt," sez
do niggah, ku7Z0.
"Lemma go dis time, Moss Niggah,"
sez do rabbit, sezzo. "An' mo'liiiolibo
steal yo' kebbedgo again. Jess dis
"I'so gwino fur tcr kill yo, sho's yrr
bo'n," r.ez do darkny; and do rabbit let
on llko cz lui'wuz skeorcd tcr Ucf. Den
do rabbit sez, "Am yo gwino fur tcr
shoot nic, or ter hang mo up, cr tcr
dround mo?" sezzo.
"Ncbber mln1 dat, dnt am my look
out," sex do darkey, sezzo.
Es doy wuz pnssin' long ncah wharo
do rabbit kno'd dar wuz a briar patch,
ho up an' sez:
"0, Moss Niggah, do'nn from mo
inter do briar patch! Do'nn do dat,
Moss Niggah. Put mo ter des enny
way but dat. Shoot mo, cr hang mo, cr
dround me, but do'nn frow mo inter
briar patch. Dat's do wus fo'm ob def;
entry tlcf 'ccpt dntl"
Don do niggah sez, sezzo: "Dat's
jess wat's I'so gwino fur ter do; mo
uo'an wan' no monli ob dem kobbedges
toted oil'," an' ho up nn' frows do rab
bit inter do Inlnr patch. Courso dat's
jess w'nt do rabbit am n hungorin' fur,
an' cs soon cs ho strikes do briars ho
kicks up him heels tin' oil' ho runs. An'
dat'c do way do rabbit fool do niggah!
lStlly nt Cnpo May.
Wo'vo been at this placo goin1 on two
weeks, now. Tho ocean is tho samo
old ocean as it was last Summer, and
Aunt Jnno says it's stupid. Aunt Jano
thinks nioio of hoi dog than sho docs of
tho glorious 8ishorothatstrotches from
Maine to Capo Good Hopo and clean on
round to San Francisco. Ono day I had
Tonto, which is the dog's front name,
down on tho beach, and all at oneo,
wbilo mo and Jimmy was throwln'
shells to try to hit a porpus, which is
liko u big pig, wo heard Ponto fotch an
awful yelp, liko ho was hit with a brick.
Mo nnil Jimmy run after Pont, but we
couldn't catch him, for a monstrous big
crab, as big as my hat, had him by the
tail and was chowin' away at his sup
per. "Tho monster of tho deep," as
Sister Sue's young man called tho crab,
appeared to enjoy his supper, nud may
bo ho thought it was llvo kinds of ieo
cream on otu plate. Tho .crab steered
Ponto in regUar Maud S. tinio right
straight to Aunt Jane's lap as sho was
catin1 dinner with tho colonol, whoo
eldo whlskors riz up from fright and
brushed off his eye-glasses, and such
scrcamin' us Aunt Jano did drqyncd
tho awful roar of tho ocoau. Mo and
Jimmy havo got tho crab now. Wu
keep him tied to our bed-post and
neitlier Aunt Jauo nor Pont will eomo
within a niilo of him. Ho's u terror,
anyhow, and I'd rather havo iv full
blooded crab with a pedigrco than tho
biggest dog in old Philly. I heard
mother tell father next day that tho
crab comin' in ups't all tho plans, for
tho colonol was about "coming down to
business." Aunt Jnno has boon weepin'
to herself over sinco.
Talkin' about this puis mo in mlud of
a jolly tirao mo and Jimmy had day bu
foro yesterday with Sister Suo and hor
young man. Mr. Perkins is his namo
and ho's a nilllunynro from Now York.
Mr. Perkins went a Hshin' and got somo
ale-wives that mornln,1 and mo "and
Jimmy saw him walkin' from tho Land
in1 with his basket of alo-wives In his
arms, proud as Tom Carpenter with his
now necktlo on. Well, Mr. Perkins and
Sister So woro scttin' closo together
on tho Arch that ovenln,' and mo and
Jimmy talks up and I says: "Mr. Per
kins, vjjoso wives wire them I saw iu
yourms tliLjCTrin' P" Sister Suo
jumrra awftytfra sa: "Why, Mr. Por
kinsl ' and mo nnif Jimmy saw both of
them a gottiu1 'as rod as sunset in tho
twilight of tho West, when tho day Is
dying pootioal on tho other sldo of Del
aware Uav. Mr. Perkins stammered
that ho dlduH know what I was talkin'
l,f l,f Ol-l-- S,l .!, rrnHinrnil l,,.iitll0S0 WllO IlltlliO COllilJulltS Of tliolf
silk dress In nor rigut list wu siyyiit
away llKo tho jauies in uio piay airuo
(jucsinut-sircot meniro. imuhihiuiiu
my run oft', hut fathor Interviewed mo
on tho hotel back stairs that night, and
Imada un my mind io resign and ond
tho dead-look by coming baok homo.
ti i i l I . - f . . . 1 . i
nut it w.imi i liny iiiui u my mini, mini I
it was an innocont now-born lamb's. It housokeopers who heat tho cans to pro
was Mr. Porklns's placo to know what vont brooklne wlilio putting In tho fruit
fish ho was oatouln', but ho didn't know
an alo-wifo from a whalo, and so ho
couldnV tuKo uny fun. Hut It was all
right yestorUnY, for Sister Suo and Mr.,
Perkins went out rldln' together and
tlldu t get back till bedtlmo.
A Terrible Mlatnko.
I havo been In tho back bedroom up
stairs all tho afternoon, and I nm ox-
Iicctlng father every minute. It was
ust nftcr ono o'clock when ho told mo
to eomo upstairs with him, nnd Just then
Mr Thompson camo to get him to go
down town with him, nnd father said
I'd havo to excuse him for u llttlo while
and don't you go out of that room till
I eomo back. So I excused him and ho
hnsn't eomo back jot; but Pvo opened
ono of tho pillows and stuffed my
clothes full of feather.', nnd I don'tcaro
much how soon ho comes back now.
It's nn awful feeling to bo waiting up
stairs for your father, and to know thnt
you havo ilono wrong, though you really
didn't moan to do so much wrong as
you have done. I am willing to own
that nobody oil' lit to tnko anybody's
clothes when ho s In swimming, but
anyhow they commenced It llrst, and I
supposed just as much us could bo that
tho clothes were theirs.
Tho real boys that aro to blamo oro
Tom Wilton nnd Amzl Willctts. A
week ago S:tturdaj Joe Hamilton and I
went in swimming down nt tho island.
It's n beautiful place. Tho Island Is all
full of btishiM, nud on one sldo the wa
ter is deep, where tho big boys go in,
and on tho other It is shallow, where wo
fellows that can't swim very much
where tho wntor U moro than two feet
deep co lu. Whilo Joe nnd I were
swimming. Tom nud Amzl came and
stole our clothes, nnd put them In their
boat, and carried them clear across to
tho deep part of tho river. Wo saw
them do It, nnd wo had an awful lime
to get the clothes back, and I think It
was jut as mean
Joo nnd I said wo'd cot oven with
them, and I knew it wus wrong, because
it was n revengeful feeling, but anyhow
wo said we'd do It; and I don't think
rovengo is so vory bad when you don't
hurt n fellow, and wouldn't hurt lilm
.for anything, nnd just want to play him
a trick that is pretty nearly almost
iullo innocent. But 1 don't s:iy wo did
rignt, ana wncn I've none wrong, I'm
always ready to say so.
Well, Joo and 1 watched, and last
Sunday wo saw Tom and Amzl go down
to tho Island to go lu swimming on tho
shallow side; so wo waded across and
sneaked down among tho bushes, anil
after a while wckiw twopllcs of clothes.
So wo picked them up and ran away
with them. Tho boys sawus and mado
ntciriblo noise; but westing out that
they'd know how it felt to havo your
clothes carried oil", and we wnded back
across tho river, and carried tho clothes
to Amzi'.s housu and hid them in ills
barn, and thought that wo'd got oven
witli Tom nud Amzl, and taught them
a lesson which would do thenin great
deal of good, and would make them
good and useful men.
This was In tho morning nboiit noon,
and when I had my dinner I thought
I'd go and see how tho boys liked swim
ming, nnd offer to bring back their
clothes if they'd promise to bo good
friends. I never was more astonished
in my lifo than 1 was to find that they
were nowhere near tho island. I was
beginning to bo afraid they'd drowned,
when I heard somo men calling me,
nnd I found Squire Meredith and Amzl
Willett's fathor, who Is a deacon, hid
ing among tho bushes. Thoy told mo
that somo villains had stolen their
clothes whilo lliey wero in swimming,
nud thoy'd give me fifty cents if I'd go
up to their houses and got their wives
to give mo some clothes to bring down
1 said I didn't want the fifty cents,
but I'd go and try to ilnd somo clothes
for them. I meant to go straight up to
Amzt's barn nut to bring the clothes
back, but on tho way I met Amzl
with tht clothes in a basitct bringing
them down to the island, and lit) saiiC
"Somebody's goin' to bo arrested for
stealing fathers and Squire Meredith's
clotlus. I saw tho fellows that stole
'em, and I'm going to tell." You see,
Joo and I had taken tho wrong clothes,
nnd Squire Meredith and Deacon Wil
lctts, who had been in swimming on
tho dcop sldo of tlio island, had been
about two hours trying -to play thoy
woro Zulus, and diiln't need to wear
any clothes, only thoy found it pretty
Deacon Willctts camo straight to our
house, and told father that his unhappy
son that's what ho called me, anil
wasn't 1 unhappy, though had stolen
his clothes and bqulro Meredith s; but
for tho sake of our family ho wouldn't
say very much about it, only if fathor
thought best to snare tho rod and spoil
iv child, ho wouldn't bo ablo to regard
111 iti as n man and u brother. So father
called mo and asked mo If I had taken
Deacon Willetts's clothes, and when I
said yes, and was going to explain how
it happened, ho said that my conduct
was such, and that I was bringing li s
gray hairs down, only I wouldn't hurt
them for fifty million dollars, and Pvo
often hoird lilm say ho hadn't a gray
hair In Ills head.
And now I'm waiting up stairs for tho
awful moment to arrive. I deservo it,
for thoy say that Squ ro Meredith and
Deacon Willctts aro nior'n half eaten up
by mosqultos, and nro confined to tiio
house witli salt and wntor, and crying
out nil tho tinio that thoy can't stand it.
I hopo tho feathers will work, but if thoy
don t, no matter. I think I shnllo n
missionary. Mid do good to tlio heathen.
I think I hear fatiier coming in tho
gate now, so I must closo. J
A Woman's Wit.
A woman's advlco Is generally w(
Having; so, ir you nro In any troiill
luu your muuicr or your WHO or JVUl'
sister all aimut it. Uo assured tlt
IlKlit will Hash upon vonr dnrkno'
Women aro too commonly judged vo
mint in an uui purely womanish n la r
XT.. -.1.11 1. 1 .... 1 l . . ..
io jiiiuusopiiiciu siuucnis o: tlio so
thus iuiliro thorn. Their intuitions n
lnslcht aro most subtle nnd if thovomf:
not seo a cat in the meal thoro is no cat
tnoro. i auviso a man to keep nflT,b o
ins auairs irom ins who. .many a liom
nns ueen saveu aim many a lortuno ri
trloveu liv a mini's ennllilnnpn In l.l
wife. Woman is far moro a soor ami i
prophet than man, if sho bo glvonUfalW
chance. As a gonoral rule tho Jjrlve"
uuiiiiuu uiu jiiiiiuiusi. ui muir pians aim
thoughts to tholr husbands. Why not
reclprocato, if but for tlio plonsuro of
moo ing conllilonco with conlldoncoP
Tlio men who succcod best in
It would 00 suimosod from its norm.
larlty that only ono substnuco Is now
known to tho world for tho rpliof of
rheumatism, and that is St. Jacob's Oil.
St. Louis (Mo ) Dispatch.
r. . . i
iAKsiMif jjhuit. roruiina somo
would liko to know a less-laborious waj'.
Sefc tho can upon a oloth wot In cold
watir. Tlil-i hii'uih simple, but it has
b on thoroughly tried,
A VERY SlIAlinY OLD HOUSE.
Meaning that Wlilto Old Sepulchre, tho
Tho pretentious structure at Washing
ton whose whltness lias for nearly a ceil'
tury given to it tho namo of tho White
House, by wnioli It is known through
out tlio civilized world, is encompassed
without by malarial breezes from the
l'otomao Hats mm poisoned within by
venomous gnsscs from imperfectly
trapped sower connections. To nut a
family to llvo in such n placo is almost
ns bad as what was brought to light n
few days ago in tlio lower part of Wal
nut street, where several children had
died in ono unpleasant dwelling, owing
to the noxious vapors they wero com
pelled to Iniialo. There is moro stylo
about tho Whlto llouso than lu tho
cheap and gloomy teneniont, but foul
nir, which Is no respecter of persons, Is
much tlio samo lu onu as in tho oilier.
When tho Whlto llouso was built it was
n gorgeous structure for Its daj. lis
original cost was over a quarter of a
million dollars. Improvements and ad
ditions havo since brought its cost, with
thnt (if tiio grounds around It to six or
seven times thnt sum. The house lias
been repaired and tinkered and patched
and altered and mended until it U now
Eomothing liko nn old pair of boots
which havo bum half-soled, heeled and
footed a dozen times nud badly need
new tops. All that it contains in tho
lino of modern improvements has been
added in such a fragmentary way that
it is liko patches of new cloth on an old
garment, u lien It was built modern
ideas of heat and ventilation nnd water
works wore unknown. Tho Potomac
Hats were not what tlioj nro now. They
ii.ttu iiiuii'uauii in ci.u, III
in malarious potency. T
White IIouso nt night Is t
nave increased in size, in names?, ami
Io stay in tho
to risk nn at
tack of Illness. As a residenco it is no
longer useful. To expect tho Chief
Magistrate of tho nation to llvo there Is
absurd and unreasonable. It has long
been known that the placo is not desir
able to stay In, especially in tho sum
mer. For years its occupants havo
found safety at.d comfort by going just
outside tho citj' to thu Soldiers' Home,
ltceent investigations into tho plumbing
work of tlio Whlto IIouso havo shown
that there aro somo objectionable fea
tures which would not bo allowed to ex
ist in a third-class, inn. Nor is there
any sito on tlio wliolo twenty-livo acres
of ground In tho Whlto House Inclosuio
on which n residenco for tlio President
and his fninllj could wisely bo erected.
Malaria from those pestiferous Hats poi
sons tlio whole territory. Tlio Hats are
f rowing wotso nnd worse every year. It
suggested that they bu drained. Tho
suggestion is ns sound as it is vcnerablo.
It was iiiailo long, long ago. To drain
tho Hats decently can bo dono only by
tilling them up. It would taku a dozen
years and cost i?1.000,000 a year. Some
of these days it will havo to bo done.
Meantime a new Kxccutivo residenco is
needed. Tliuro are rlcnty of places lu
Washington for it, where thu ground is
higher unit tin1 nir purer. Wo do not
need such a costly building ns kings
and emperors are proud to dwell iu.
Half a million would pay for ono quito
good enough. Tho Chief Magistrate of
this country lias a right to a homo.
Now ho lias no house of his own to live
in, but only somo rooms in an awkward
barn of n public building, the rest of
which is mado up of o Hives and is n
tramping ground for tho pcoplu of
Ameiicii and all tho re-t of creation
who eliooso to go there. Tho President
nnd his family should havo a house iu
which ha and thoy may bo as prlvatu us
the humblest citizen iu his own three-storj-
brick. It is nn evidence of the
phenomenal strength of Mr. Garfield's
constitution that ho lias lived for weeks
as lie has in that old homo, breathing
thu mcphllio air wafted into his bed
chamber from ilio'o villainous Hats. No
wonder hu wants to bo out. Let us
hopo ho will soon bo able to go where
ho can breatlio almost any other atmos
phere. Ono of tlio llrt things Con
gress should do when it noxt assembles
Us to deereo tho erection of a now and
deeout "White Houio." It will bo an
appropriate National thank-offering for
tho recovery of tho President.
Finding a Man.
Tlio dilllculties iu the way of finding
a man, not vory remarkable or separate
after ho is oneo lost In a placo like Lon
don, witli the population of a nation
and a thousand exits, must bo always
great, more especially when ho is not a
habitual criminal, speaks with tho cul
tivated voice, and has very little nionoy.
It may seem strange to many readers
that wo should placo tho want of money
to tho credit sldo of tho fugitive's
chances, but most experienced heads of
tho polico would certainly do so. Tlio
llrst impulse of a criminal posesscd of
menus is always to loavo tlio country.
Ho may know perfectly well that ho
will lio closely pursued, that If caught
ho will bo surrendered, and that thu
foreign polico is more aclivo than our
own; but ho never releases himself from
tlio Impression that distnucu Is security,
that thu people ho does not know will
wot know him, and, what Is much more
true, that after a tinio n pursuit beyond
seas must bo relaxed. Ho wants, more
over, distraction from himself, ami thu
impulso on him to bo doing something
is as strong as it Is on the polico. Ho
rushes, therefore, for tho nearest, port,
hoping to got away to America, or Aus
tralia, or the Continent, and In so doing
trebles his own chances of capture. Tho
polico know tlio ports ns v oil as their
own olllees. Tho agents for passengor
ships tiro all known persons, shins can
lie searched more readily than housos,
to escape observation iu a ship is Im
possible, and ships when thoy arrive
can bo searched again by foroij'ti detec
tives, sure, if thoy succeed, to Ilnd Unit
the capture has increased tiieir reputa
tions. A great capture under tho oyes
of Europ3 Is a national credit. Thoy
have beaten tho English polico in
shrewdness, and aro repaid by that fact
alono. There are many ports, it is true,
in England, and many passengor shins
in these ports; but still tho work is laid
out for tho pursuers, and tlio search ac
quires tho dulinitcncss which thoy first
of nil dosiro. Tho polico are not ham
pered by want of patience, but by want
of deflnito guidance in their work from
what they aro accustomed to stylo n
"eluo." It Is when the fugitive is un
nblo to omlgrato that tho polico. if oneo
at fault, fiud their serious Jabors begin.
Tito fugitive, If, as wo havo said, no ha
bitual criminal, nnd with llttlo nionov.
is then drivon either to remain in Lon
don, or to commonco wandering in tlto
country, and in oither case n successful
search Is not so easy as it looks.
Mr. E. Purcoll. No. 11 Ann street
Now York, used St. Jtioobs Oil forrhou
matlsm with entire relief writes aNow
York journal. liichnwud(Va.)Cirislinn
"Why Is a j'outig man liko a kornol
of cornP" asked a young lady. "Uo.
cause," nnsweral another, "ho turns
whlto win n ho pops,"
A Nick Hiscuit. Ono pint of scalded
milk cooled, two quarts of sifted flour,
thrco table-spoonfuls of shortening, ono
tenciipful of yeast nud a little salt.
Minnib's Whitk Muffins. One-half
cup of sugar, ono-hnlf cup of Hour, tho
whites of thrco eggs, ono tablespoon of
butter, ono and one-half tcaspoonfuls of
baking-powder; bako in niullln pans.
quart of Hour, one pint of milk, piece of
. ..... .
minor tnu sizu ot nn egg, ono teaspoon
fill of soda dissolved hi milk, two table
spoons cream tartar sifted In flour, witli
MKASt S ,1) iNOltnDIF.XTS 1011 Mt.NOl
Pies. Ono quart chopped meat, one
quart chopped suet, foiirquartseliopped
apples, two quarts sugar, one pint of
inolasos, onu pint of boiled eider, or
tho samo quantity of vinegar from sweet
pickles, tiireotauio-.ipooniuis ot cloves,
six table spoonfuls of cinnamon, same
of allspice, salt and pepper, fruit to
taste; cook well; if too dry for use, add
a littlu moro water or other liquid.
Mi.vck Meat. Two pounds of beef.
bulled and chopped; three pounds of
suet, chopped; four pounds of tipples,
thro pounds of currants; two pounds
of raisins; ono and a half pounds of
suimr, thu liileu of four lemons, tlio
grated peel of two, mace, cinnamon,
cloves, allspice and nutmeg to suit thu
taste; ono pint of wlilto wine, one-half
pint of port wino nnd one-half pint of
brandy. The wino nnd brandy may bo
omitted, nnd sweet elder substituted.
Famous Huns. Huns are easily made.
and nro excellent when this receipt Is
toiiowcu: inko ono cup ot yeast, one
cup of sugar, ono cup of butter, three
cups of sweet milk. Mix at night,
omitting tho butter nnd sugar; make n
very soft sponge, lot it stand till morn
ing nud then add the butter and a pinch
of soda, and tlio sugar; let It riso again
until It Is very light, lion knead lightly
and put into the tins. When dlgli't
enough bako iu a moderate oven till the
top Is a dark brown; while hot rub over
with butter; this makes the eruM tender
and smooth. If you ehouio you can
add English currants, and when brought
to tiio table warm thoy aro sttld to re
scmblo tho wonderful tea cakes of Mr.i.
Southey, which, Shelley having once
tasted them, wished ids wife to servo
OitNAMENTAi. Disii. A very excellent
and ornamental dish can be prepared
in this way: Pare nnd core, without
spiittin;opcn, sonic "iall-sized, tender.
juicy tart apples. Hoh them vory gently,
witli one lemon or ono orange lor every
six apples, till a straw will pass clear
through them casllj. Make syrup whilo
tho apples aro cooking, of half a pound
of mire whlto sugar for each pound of
fruit. When tlto syrup is ready, take
tho apples up, imln'oken, with tfie lem
ons or iiiMtiges and put into thu syrup.
lioil gently until tho apples look clear.
Again take up tlto mm caretuuy, un
broken, and placo closo together iu a
dish. Then put an ounce ur moiu of
chiriticd isinglass into thu syrup, ami
let it boil up. Lay a slice of Union or
orange on cacli apple, anil pour the
svrup over them. This is a pretty
and also very good.
Cauiiaoe Fakcie. Take :i small,
hard head of cabbage, removing tlio
twoorthtru outer leaves. Htivo a pot
of boiling water ready with plenty of
salt in it. Put in thu cabbago and let
It stay ten minutes, and then place It in
cold water, ury it. lake an apple
uorer and cut out itl the middle a kind
of well-like hole. Havo airy cold muat,
which chop lino. Season this with pop
per and salt, a llttlo grated nutmeg and
somo thyme. To stiffen it add the yolks
of two eggs to tho fnrcic. Fill up thu
hole, which cover with a bit of leaf.
Hind up thu cabbago witli twine. U.-o
plenty of twino, sothtititwill bo secure.
This is best boiled iu stock, but If stock
is not nt hand take somo nieces of ham
or bacon nud some beef bones nnd put
them in tho water. Holl tho cabbago
thoroughly and servo dry.
A Sea-Cow from .South America.
New York Times.
Tho brig Swansea, from South Ameri
ca to to till port, brought as tv part of
its cargo n veritable sea cow, consigned
to William Drown, who has it on exhi
bition at thu Fulton Market dock. The
lish measures live feet from the end of
thu nose to tho tip of the tail, ami
weighs 100 pounds. Its nio't remark
able feature Is tho nose, which Is iu
shtipo llko that of a yearling calf. It
subsists cn.lrely on herbs, and was con
tentedly munching tlio leaves of a cab
bage last evening. Having filled its
maw, tho curious lish ruminates liko a
cow. Its back and tail are of a dark
blue color, somewhat resembling tlio
bluo fish. 11 right pink spots adorn tho
breast and bofly. Tho tall Is formed
like tlio fans of a stoamship's propeller.
It is in a siiiglo pleeo, and operates ver
tically. The eyes are small and set
closo to the nose. It generally keeps
Its body entirely under tho wntor with
tho exception of its uoso, and occasion
ally bullous liko a cow. This is tho
first of tho species which bus over sur
vived tho voyago to tills country. A
similar one was taken to London and
sold for .?d50 to tlio Aquarium. Tlio
sea-cow lives in fresh water, in tlto sense
that it is not stilt, but croton water is
allowed to stand thrco days in tho sun
before it is lihioed in tlio lish's tank. In
this condition it approximates moro
closely thu native element of tlio fish.
Ladles, you eiiuuot make fair ultln, nwyehucks
and feparklhix eyes vltli all tlio cosmetics of
Kraiue, or beautlllcrs of tlio world, whllu In
poor health, und nothing will giro you sueli
good health, Ktrengtli, buoyant spirits and
leautv as Hon lliltirj. A trial Is certain proof.
.See another column. Ww)1.
When a man was profanely expressing
his opinion to ouo who had sold him
somo kind of a quadruped, and byway
of compliment called It a horse, tint
jookoy replied, "You are commanded
not to swear at all." Tlio victim In
stantly replied, and with n wit which
lie did not exhibit when examining the
quadruped aforementioned, "Sir, 1 nboy
tho command. I swear not at all, but
only nt such follows as you.
Why W?nr 'Piuhu-i-mV
They may relieve, hut thoy can't euro that
lamo hack, for tho kidneys aro tho trouulc, and
jou want u remedy to act directly on their secre
tions, to purify and restore their healthy condi
tion. KUliiey-Wort has that specliie action.
Seo largo advertisement.
Thoro is hopo for a man ns long as ho
Caiuioi.ini:, a deodorized extract of petrole
um, cures haldness. This Is a positive fact, at
tested to by thousands. No other hair prepa
ration In tho world will really do this. Besides,
as now improved. It la a delightful dressing.
LVWA E. Vl.NUIUM'S VlSOKrAllLtS CoiirouKD
has rapidly mado Us way to favor among drug
gists, who havo observed I sellec'soa tlielicalth
ot tbclr customers. Bead to Mrs. Lydla K.
l'lnkham. 233 Western Avenue, Lyun, Mass.,
You feel weak und languid, uo energy, no am
bition to do anything. Dr. JIalllduy's Wood
Purifier ts tho remedy for you. for solo by all
. A l.tiily OorrcMnomlciit.
In ii rercnt Issue ot your paper "Daisy
writes to know what to do when slio has the
"blues." Now, I lwve lxcn troubled with that
very unpleasant and essentially feminine com
plaint in the MM. and 1 am oulto sure mv cx-
herh-nce will help her. I don't believe thoc
Itidlco feelings conic because things don't go
iiKiu nroium u, imiuecnuse mantra uon'i go
and knows the cause. For ears I suffered
nuiii wu i i us. tAorv imiv utmcrtiani uiu
lerriuir. ami I turn- sen Hint I mh-lil imv
avoided It nil had I known what I do to-dav. I
nr1"1 MKmj? vt nrncr's Hare Kidney and l.lver
i l-uicas an eineritncnt. and It did for me more
than I could ever have dreamed It HaslbIc to do
for any woman. I would not lie without It for
lliowrld, and I earnestly ndvlro Dalst H.
any lady troubled as .he was In lieu the mean
wh.eh f did and I am sure it will have the same
"First In war, llrst in thu heart of hi
fullow-cltizciis" (not cotintrvmeiri nt
penred iu thu resolutions presented to
uiu iiousu oi it presonttitives in Decern
uer, liuu, py tiencral Henry Lee.
Yon sro .Iclti !!! tlKTi Is Jut tn rrmntr that will
J.ri' i"i 1 )i.i,iI p. Mlblllii'Df duuht. It lf I.tvernr
Mli!l.! I I l.lt in.
tin t ii , .. . juur iiiiiii-. fi, urupKi.i.,
.'iiiv'ivu. ii ,i i i.'i i f i ruin, irr- Mdinr..
Luatn to bo brief. Long visit?, long
stones, lonir uMiotiatlons tint! Joti
prayers seldom prollt those who have to
(i ) witli mom.
. . . 1''1Im mill .Mo-xitiltoi--..
A l.viiutof "llotiRhon llnl"lllkri'ptioupi"fiTC
i nun nn iniiiqiinm ., rui.ntM mici', me rntiru (
;on. DruKKtit.. Mltrlirll, HartleU t: Craln, Dei
True Dollteness Is a tender Uioin'ht
fulness of others.
Iltl'C t'mt'l.lt . fill In.ili. frntn .rtrrli.il llfrr.
tin the ..'. .hon ty Cmwrll, Itatnnl Co.. Nrw
orK. It t. sMmiluti ljr ptiri'mid awrrt, l'.llrnl" wtiu
ii v finri; muni it jin-iiT u ,u an oi ncr.. rnriimtii
)llti lli'L'tdL'tl It .Urirrti). In anv nf llin (it h.-r nil. In
Talk Is cheap, but
cos s something.
All rewctablctlnalcrs sell t'rarer axle incase
mvan'e It is Hit- genuine ami gives perlecl satis
The Human Cuticle Is Irhtl liv ilUeaies. lint
these may he remedied by thu life of Glenn's
Sulphur M:ip, the antidote to maladies which
infect the skin, ns wellns Io fores, etc. Sold
hy nil l)rugglts. Hall's Hair and Whisker
i'ic, uiacK or frown, uc.
Usa' KiMi'llmr liuv.u nalvi Uuts.Utirut,
Correct jour lialuis oi crooked walking by
iislng l.jon's Patent Heel WtUTViii-r.
"Our c.tH'rieitcc with Allen's l.inur I'.ibam
for Colds iit.d Coughs has licen of the most
fntlsf.ietory iluuaelcr," writes the IMItorof a
lending paper. He Is only one In thousands
who has tried this "udain."and len convinc
ed outs virtue and merits. Hoaudilollkuwlec,
ii ii niii!ii or i uiu nuncio von.
n KHSM fS fl SI
SAft AND SURE
FOR SALE BYtfALL DRUGGISTS.
THE GREAT DURE
1 A3 It Is for nil dUoosej of tho KIONCYG,
LIVER AND BOWELS.
It cloiUitM tlio oystra of tha n:rltl polion
Uiat oauies tho drcidful nulTcrlnc nblcli
only Uio Tiollras of nUeuniatluia can r:alli9.
THOUSANDS OF CASES
of th wont formi ef thin torrlblo tllsoMO
tvo bcou quickly rolloved, In at ihort tlmo
bftthail wonderl'iil .urre.., nnd an immense
.iDinn,uijrii..iui in.vvnu.ij ... &
drodaorcaienltlituiourodtvhereAU ouo haaS,
failed. Ills mild, but otsetent, tu;UTAin
Uf ITS At'T'O.N, tutliarmlesotnnU cosei.
I.iro toftU tlio lmportantoruansor the body.
Tho natural action of Uio Kidneys Is roslored.
Tho XJrcr Ii clcinicdof alldleoaao.and tho
Sonets movofrcoly and licsltbliiUy. In this
wsytho worst Utucasca aro oradlcatcd frcm
As It lias been provon uy mouiauus mat
4 lAtliomoiitetroctusl remedy for clennilnir tlio
J syitem or all morbid ecrotioni. il suouiulo i
1 mod In every housoholdnor, P,
Always cures UIUOIISNES?, LOIiUTn-A-TIOIf.PILia
and all PBUAI.U UIjoosm.
Is put up In Dry V eelotilo 1'orni, In Un rU5,
ono packapo of wlili'ii make, fiquniu meillcine.
Alaoln I.lquU I'tiriu, tery t'uiiceiitrstedfor
tho contcuieii.'o of tlione who ranuci i cadily pro-
pare it. JlilclirilnjUUIt,!irill!lfll'ro'nn.
out itopvira DnuunisT. it.ick.i.oo
ii'i:i.i.s. itiriiAiiiisot fii rrop'n
mill ..ml the ilrr r.n.jial t. lit 111 IM1TI11. TT.
1 U B W R ,W(id fi I s
Though Shaken in Every Joint
And Ulier with fever and aiw, or bilious rrirttttBt,
tbo iritem rosjryet bo freed from mallgnanl vlnu
with lloitetlcr's Stomach Dltten. Protect Ibo sys
tem against It Willi this bcnellMntlantl-tpasniodIr,
which Is furthermore a supreme - 'nedy for liver
complaint, constipation, dyspepsia, dab Illy, rbeuma-
li.ni. aiuiicy tiyuinrw nun inner aiiaasm 4. a
x or saw uy an ut 'Jtui.u una ntuivrs generauy.
1 1 Sprains
E 9r-i tAeiMlilr4 and
ki:i;i:i rito.n immtii.
Wllll.im .1. Cotiuhllu. of iomervllle, Mass.,
-ysi "In the fall of 1870 I was taken with
leullng of the luns, followed hy severe cough.
lot npictltc and lleh, was confined to my bed.
lu the summer of 1ST" was admitted to the hos
Pltal. The doctors said I had n hole In mr ItuiL'
as lihrashalf a dollar. I cave up hnpc.'huta
Irelnd totd me of 1)1. W.M. HALL'S llAIAM
OK THE LUN08. I cot a bottle when I com
tnenrnt to feel Itcttcr, and Unlay I feel liettcr
than for three years past. I write this hopltnf
that every one atlUeteil with diseased limits will
take 1)11. W.M. HALL'S IIALSAM, nnd lie con
vlnccd that CONSUMPTION CAN UK Cl'HKD.
f ran Hi.ltlvelv say It has done me more pood
than all the other mcd ncs I have taken since
Do not ncclcd a (.'ouch or Cold. Kllcrt's I'.x
tract of Tar and Wild Cherry Is a standard
remedy In all throat, alhmnt!c and bronchia!
alTcctlons, nud has saved many valuable lives
ft never falls to give ratlsfiittlon. Sold by all
Uncle Sam's .Nine ami Konc I.lnlmrnt Is
inoft rMlctcnt In Itlieutnatlftu. Ilnilrrs. Hums.
si riitciies anil many otiiernis inctiient in man
and be.Mt. Sold lv all Drnu'clsts.
Save vonr harness liv "olllm It with t'ncli
Sam's llarnosOII, which will keep It soft nnd
uiaiiie. nils is tiie ttcst ou ncr mime iot
cither. Sold by all HamcM Makers.
Dr. Jaime's "(icrm.ui Vorin Cakes are an effec
tual nnd saTo remedy for worms. They arr
ileasant to take and not only destroy thr worms
ml. remove all trace.' of them from" the svstem
leivlnjj tho child he.ilthv and strong. Thev are
warranted to clve perfect satisfaction. Sold hi
all DritccJ tt.
Uncle Sam's Condition Powder nrcvents dis
ease, purities the Wood, hn roves the nppetlte,
plies a smooth plossy coat, ami keeps ihe ani
mal lu good totitlltlou. All Druggists sell It.
Kor Headache. Constipation. Liver Complaint
and all billons derangement sot the blood, then
Is no rcnuilv as sure and safe ns Ellert's Day
light Liver" Pills. They stand unrivalled Id
removing bite, toning the stomach and in giv
ing healthy uttlou to thu liver. Sold hy nil
Dr. Wlnetiell's Tcethliip tvruti has nevcl
failed to give Immediate relief when used It
enf e ot Summer Complaint, t liolera-lnranturr.
or pains In the stomach. Mothers' when yoiu
little darlings are sulTerlnc from these or kin
dred ratlfcs do not hesitate to give It a trial,
you will siin.lv be pleated with the charming
elTect. lie sure to buy Dr. Wltichcll'sTecthlny
Svrnn. Sold bv all Dniiwlsts. onlv'2." rtH pel
11 .,VU.'. wJJ Jm.-ci
llflvc.verft. Ci1"ku. rm AdLA
III,. I t Dm WotK, rilliliif .(!,!.
till UUIIUiS Wi
ami muaiwiL bumacrtviiuni,
Ctirnill t'i.. III-. "llrrniU" Sent frro.
A iKHnntcatcxtrnft. lVrmftncntly itrcntrthen th
Mln, nnd poltivrljr currt brrvouni'K ncrvordrte
tilt v. nnd nil wcftknrMOf ecniTfttlTO otJn. l'rlcn
fli ti fur f. All druwrliti. Icioc ALt 1'nxn
macv. 15 Flffct R venue. Saw VorV. S. V. Bcnil ii
Double . Httllor. Clover Machine
i nit I im'iii I lit lllriiM'ilx. .Miinimr, .ir.. unti int
ANtihiliil t:ln pr llnlltirit tn a Ftti-ntlni li-.t ut tin
Tulfilii. ()., lair, tfpt. l.Mh nnd let Ii. vvn, In tin
l'ri si iii'f tit ill), 000 I- it riiK T. nli'l 1 lire. hi'iim'ii of tin
won. OmtHtttet'i .VjoilrMii.Vilt'W. H8 1 Victors
.old IhH )rnr.
Hiutiitrow.N AOMci LTi r.tL luri.xusNT Mr'ti Co..
nop mown, sin.
ztntttrltre vm wp aiTrrUtiiifHt.
'iP itwiMitvj whiomi. latiitn ilium. i v
1 f iv'ilirtti. linn-mil, nlfoll-'cJ, r-itufi.. .,
I I V, fl V -0"..'. '"'.', ye T lilitii-i-.r.irn i .. i,
J. JU T niy III. t u.t', 'I finii.nii', nt i, i nm 1 1 1 , .
I I-nUIIJIO will.
:'.''.''.,.vr'i.""!'i '" i-M'iti:..i:uua uiu xr
I'.VIl.M- rtirnr. l f r ItiviMit r,. fi j( r,
. "IJ. I l.' lllill. I llllKllttltl'l ."ll. . Ii -
' "J "X 7 ;,' x'liMiti'ict. rm tit
i , " " ti- i'itr on.i
, fi- . , Ol 'II Ml Ii . M' , p.-T. i,, ,i i . t.
' ft. W.ri-iaraltlACo.,'iA-i i
Hlltl hi.. I in.liii.... . . L .
Mm Sctiool of Elicioi
lll'i-t .ltii.-Mvn, ititt.i.
J. I.. STUMt.llUHr. ftlnclpnl.
rlinrniiiTli. 1'r.irtlritl. IJeiiniiiiiloiil. I alllrrm
coiiitncnr-. net. 4th, 1U. NfWCIciioriiit;arvi-rrf
wriki. Scn.l for iru.ifdai. Bclcnro ami All ti
:lociinon. ucnicnrii ripcciauy ior u.i- m otin'i-.
lountl In cloth. UI inEi. Introtluctory prIei; Wc iit
KLOCUr OX. .nte. Aittlron,
.1 iiuruHl of Uluf iitlon I'n I). Co.. nn Hotnri, TrJ
(u JSSllir m Year. . .ry wt
l mm nt Mn.ii. "77 a anm
S U x JN ITRY
Kf U XtJiJi
No Cure, No Pay.
If yiiirdiuri:lt won't ordir It, irnd ll.llfiod ml
4 boltk'.. charft s iri'patit. m
X0K11AX MKlilClNE CO., Propi..
Dis Molnt-n, Iiiwh.
li It A l!rnln. lies Mtilnrat Fllllrr A V'llllt'
KoiiSi.k iiti U. II. Wnrtl.1 Co.
Itlrli.nNiin I'".. Ut. Louis. Viliolrmlu DriiUKl'l".
unnFametome. AiK'iiUmcr arat'ttti nl tmt vhau
iaaeiLemt i rt'ktratioiiiiijitil'il.lntft'iPiis, 1 1 hl I t.-in
iiuniwwani """"uviiiiH in-ill VHVIi'l ui uiiui
jitm uuv ixii miiui.-i,vi j i uau' uru iurf " ' i urn
for mux i ovor tnu in if a n..nio iimiirTu u.-. 'it ih.m.
una viioroi itod)-, lutUcuniHim ifi iii'ii'ttt f i
viqtk, i know uoi wuai. i five tf u
toxhiiortfon. " B ' tt i Y (ivtT ffr S3 W r M M 4 1
SKJUn'rlS.. y fJ fM&$ijfWi
HAt,'tifCTvi"i ' ' rw! HAriTf n medipi-iu mi vwiniiiH mn ttaitr. it. uiufc
A. TOUUII JIQK8U STOKY
TheCilieitmntl l'.nqulnr lately published
tho following hoMjHlory, which wn irira
Just an it uiipcaiul: "A ctirlout Insmnco
of Mgaelty iu tlio horso occttmd recently
in thoHtublesof .Mr. A.T'oughiimn.filttiatcd
on North Klin street. Jlr.T.lnw for a long
tinio been iu the habit of using .St.Jaoob3
On tlio Orc.it German Kenuily.in his cx
tensivo Rtablcs. Among Mr. T.'x many
horse. ThU animal in eoumotif thnugofc
fa that that ho knew the Sr. Jacoim Otr,
recently on .Mr. T.'n return from business,
upon entering tho stable.) ho caught him
licking tho sore shoulder of u lnat which
utjod beside him; tho anlnul.ghiiigiiwUo
Mtncy tohi!illikinguiiik,tuiiiid his lieiul
nnil caught up witli hi teeth fuuii the box
used in iu ivccptnble a lHtUoofi-ir..l.cOB9
Oll He threw tho bottlu on thu floor
with Iolcnce enough tu brcik it, and tlicn
deliberately licked up thu Sr. J.VlWIW Oft,
and applied It to the t ut. Header, we liavo
mn the law-tuf utMK'lutiiin lielied by beings
nitii les .scne than 'rotighiinui'B horse.
The ord h.cs pavfd aiiiong uh, nnd wiien
we wo a iiititi who won't try tho Oil, wo
say, 'He is wornu than Tough luati'n Iioinc. "
Tn many this may appear us a very " tough "
ptory ; und were there not proofs' innumer
able of the efficacy of tho Great ticrtu.tu
Itemcdy they Mould be jitstlllcil in so
designating it. Tlio testimony. however, is
plentiful mid pointed, nud Is from jieoplo
whoo long experience in inattom apper
taining to lioixellesh entitles thelropiulons
to piolinind cotiiltlcratlou and rccpcct.
lt-fnilAioaluitliCi'Ifso'jiii a vSCtti
.' nrritLlni..iKi4ik. fVi; itr ii t-f 1. f- .--!
.niMbrtlte.tmliii'f Vv l ' ft-'Tri.fj
jmir iiut..'j ivi'i I vf i- it- k tc t"
.tlniulittiNAnil Urfo VY i-tolrnttm trn-jil
Hop u.t .era. iu wu-, ur nop u
If rnn nro yiusp nn I tu firrt".- l-fi-i uny
illriTttlbn or llS.llit Hull . if .Mnlil:ii
1nt fr .Inclo, i.ltl iirrfl-i.ufi.f..,i.rt'lti- Ir tu
i.mrliiniiiitiriBii;iii,iiruiti; tni n uvu iji ijtu
14 'hnvf youfl-t fA". Ii n.cirnlil rn
SI vlnnvtcr yuii If I . W, il yi.lt '"' ""
M tt-ivt yniir .j.tini IIJtL) ft'' i 'f K IUr eiy
IJ li, i-t. rlfuli3liif t'.ri. ttr-'PtUi' f-.tt n. t
ii lm or niinuinr, If!! .1 ! I r,i i. i
it! ii, .4. it l r u'l Ha
in fi H o pa liittcrd
fj ltl)oulln.'tJ-i.lliti7, l", .iU tint . .1
1r I'd, kiUmyi,
O. 1. c.
is nil pun" -it
iitr riifrtr 7
You wtll tfo
ctrrtJ (f fMiifw
t In r ti i i- I
ri VI r l It f-JIll
lot. ,pl Ii J.lrj
In It mny
llfn. It hnu
?! r.nr i ii uas
L H l-li to..
enved hun-r'!j k ;nriwiw. v v.
clroUd. .1 ti . .
Tho fact Is well uuilcrslood
that tho MEXICAN JIUS
TANO LINIMENT h by far
tho best external knoivti for
man or Iieast. Tho reasou
why becomes nn "op on
secret" when tvo oxjilufij (hat
"Mustang" pcuct rales h!iIu,
llesh ami musclo to the very
bono, removitii? all disease
mill soreness. No oilier Unl
meul does this, Iienco none
other is so largely ueil oi
does such worlds of good.
The Genuine Fairbanks' Scales are
Miriiiiisliniit Hip Worlil, Imvln? uii.n tlmt
IuikIIIiiii liytliflr I'nllnrm Ui.thilllli y,t
Ai'curut'y Mini Miiixrlurlty
Imitator arc rl.tmlr.R to f nnil tn
or u Rcnlo "made the tamp ah FhHI nnfek.
IiewRri'of rucIi tmUfttlons, for tln Fair-
iirwari'iu tutu imitations, for
liaiik. KrHlt-1, intttlo unly hy K. at
Cti., of htt JoliiiBburt-. vti, wti
trarilnif n, rr(u muchlneri. nnd
anti I rnirri4til8 A
tho ImVii r, rtnrii
nnd vatdiitn.i iiiitiiM.
wttits, vUc noonn rlie can uit
Iluyonlyof us, or our autliurUi'ilaccutK
FAIRBANKS. MORSE & C0.1
Ci-. l,Hke"r.nnil Hlftli Ave MUilnugo.
$10 FOR 50 CENTS.SI
tn( Slock rar value. One Hundred Dollar.. Nobasf
re pay sucti front, as Hirer lng U Colorado.
Bind stamp for particulars.
EDWARD CHILES, Slock Broker,
Xo. 3 Wlnt!aor Pipe, DcoTcr. CoIorMO.
Viu;x miTia rn a in r t
pteaw any yon saw l.e Aitt't r-.
tioiu and KuHtatcH.I
vent ejrom ,f,j.vr.j
ii lUVII Ikll Ulll Ut IU1 lllf ItlUiT WHS BluDnlinulI UDVI
n nuuli rr f .ot on Vm tontrnry, w IoIIjwdI txr
i tsuiM uio g w if your IiionTdnio, from wlilch I r-
in i rn I 'IN ltli;il UVinu Hi
him. tltinn twIfM tiiA I
an I wiltl ilmiMi thoeit. UHli tht tr..tvmll tuttr
tit r Utfyrti tnio)fil. Itthrt 'lonlctimni't don ttm
Mills. W here tirt an Ulaatratlsa afiv laUal
THE IDEEAY IRON f OEH O,