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M K ONLY TO r.n Wit AT SHK HR ARD.
Saja Mr. Drown,
"It may or nay not bo:
I only tell
Yon know mo well
What folks hare told to me.
Tbty My that Fife
And bis young wlfo
Get on quite awful, dear;
They Mold anil tight
DoUi day and night
Cr tbat Is what I hear.
And who would think
That Smith stould drink
The way he doer, good Lord t
My dear, I pray
You will not take my word.
And there's Mrs, Burt,
The saucy flirt,
She's talked about; I heard
Such frightful (binge,
It blushes brings
To tell them 'pon my word.
Oh denr, they say
Tho other day
TbatltcT. Dr. Dlrd
Down Broadway so I heard."
Pays Mrs. Jones
In chilling tones.
"You have quick cars, my dear;
Just till them full
With cotton wool;
You hear too much, I fear."
Sally Jniio nml I had calculated on
having an outing for qulto a considera
ble time, but ono thing or othor kept
putting It off, and bo It got to bo Juno
beforo Sally Juno and I got a chance for
But ono Monday, as wo woro helping
with tho starched things, Sally Jnno
said to mo
"Jemmy," my namo Is Jomlma, but
it is such a solemn namo for common
usothat I'm always called Jemmy
'Jemmy, today's wash day, and to
morrow Is Ironing day, and Wednesday
finishing up, and Thursday baking, and
Friday sweeping day, but don't you
think wo could got old Mrs. Hubby to
como over and scrub a Saturday, and
havo our outing then?"
So I considered a mlnuto, and said
"Well, Sally, I shouldn't wonder."
So wo settlod that wo would.
And as wo had fifteen dollars wo'd
mado out of pot-'ehceso, why, wo felt In
dopondont and wouldn't bo obliged to
ask any ono for anything, which is a
groat comfort to two slnglo young wo
men, living with an unclo as closo and
careful with his monoy as Unolo Joflrio
That night I told Aunt Joflrios that
Sally and I woro going to tako our out
ing on Saturday and go to Now York,
and sho lookod solemn, nud said in a
loud whisper to nobody In a way sho
has that makes you think of ghosts
"When I was a gal, young women
was keepers at homo and not gadders
But I just pokod Sally undor tho
tablo with my foot not to say anything,
and wo both know that, old ns sho was,
Aunt Jcfl'rics wont out ton times to my
Wo had hired Mrs. Hubby oursolvcs,
but wo didn't make any romark.
Wo woro to tako our outing Saturday,
and to bo up, bright and early, to tako
tho stago for tho fivo o'olock train.
It is singular how news files.
Before Tuosday night ovorybody in
tho county soomod to havo found out
wo wero going to New York, and folks
began to call in with commissions for
Mrs. Potter wanted a now muslin and
Pamolla-Pottor wanted nino yards of
sky-bluo ribbon, and old Mrs. Jako
wanted a now crapo voil, and Martha
Tack a Japanese umbrolla, and Miss
Guild tho minister's sister, sho wanted
ton copies of tho "Advlco to Young
GolV' for tho U;n best Htmdtiy scholars
at vacation, and some lawn for her
And io thoy kept coming In ono after
the othei, und r Ihiuk Emma Priukor
was tho last.
Sho oily wanted it) to call at hor
brothor'i) ollico and get a hat in a box
that wus to bo lott thoro for her.
Wo mado out a long list of what thoy
wanted us to buy, for foar wo'd forgot
something, and started ou in thoptngo
at half past four Saturday mornlngV.
Jt was a iniglity hot day seemed to
got, moro'ii moro broiling every hour.
Iho stage was bad enough, but when
wo got to tho cars wo woro roastod.
And naturally Now York wasn't
tfool. . ?
Tho stroots f
tho stores wef
llko bake ovons, anil
'rtoso as if thoy wero
''," said Saljy Janu
J for this shoppV'
. ... j- ii
1 1 i .
was to H
"VS"" 1 ,
jp croam anu
WO .itfi Ii
opon whon wo
its halMiast ,tlireo
ished ottrlast match-
$ro loaded down aud
as oven thought of
nor our bonnets,
1. . . I.. 1 ..1
iiuouguv unoio jus uniiuvi
kerchief, and aunt some calIco aY
"Through atlast, Jommj ," said baUy
Jano, looking nt mo over tho top of hor
pllo of.bnudlcs; "and I'm a(rnld it's too
lato to seo any show, or to got our mm
lln nnd ribbons. Wo could go ovor and
spend U'o rest of tho uftornoon, and tako
tea with ocusln Hetoy, thougl ."
"Tnat's a good idon," I frald. "It
will i-wl; uj and wo Iiavtn't seen cousin
llctsy for ft yenr, not since Why,
whBt's tho matter, Sally Janol''
i: ... a
vy luln't liters ton
ouinown in . ?ns,
Ami I stopped Bhort,i for sho was
staring at mo ns if sho'd boon struck.
"What's tho matter, SallyP"
"Wo forgot something," said Sally
"Emma Prlnkcr's hat box."
"Thank goodness, that wont havo to
bo matchod," said I, cross as could br.
"It's at hor brother's ofllco, in Maidon
"Sally, wo'ro up at Twonty-flflh St,
it's an hour's Jnurnoy. Pvo a mind to
keep on forgottlcK It."
"That won't do. Thcro'd bo lll-fcol
ing," said Sally
So wo carried our bundles Into tho
stago that seemed to us to go nearest to
Maidon Lano,and off wo wont,
Nothing happened to us until wo got
to Maiden Lano, and found tho numbor
and Etnma Prlnkor's brother.
Ho was a crosslsh-looklng man, and
when wo mentioned tho box ho said
"Emma wanted I should foteh it up
for hor but I struck. I ain't nu ex
press; If I was I d chargo for it. It
isn't hero. I sent tho man over with It
to Cudllp and Currior's, thrco doors
from tho depot; thought sho could tako
it up corsolt wlion sho camo down;"
Ho hadn't ajked us to sit down, so wo
stood, and now ho walkod off without a
So away wo went up to tho depot, and
there, to bo sure, wasCudllp's nud Cur
rier's, nnd in wo walkod, and said to a
young clerk sitting on a box
'Will you plcaso let us havo tho hat-
box that was sent hero by Miss Prlnkor's
"A what? an ash-boxP" asked tho
"Hat," said I.
"Go and soo if thoro's a hat hero for
anybody," sild tho clerk to a llttlo boy.
And ho went away, and camo back
nnd said thcro wnsn't.
But protty soon thoro camo nlong a
real prettily spoken nlco young man,
nnd after wo'd oxplalncd, ho wont nnd
And ho camo back and said thcro was
v box with Emma Prinker on it.
So wo thanked him, and ho went and
It was a great squaro thing, mado of
pluewood, with two iron handles and a
Lig padlock, and marked with great
black lcltora, "Emma Prlnkor."
I looked at Sally and sho looked at
"You didn't expect such a largo box,
did you, ladlcsP" said tho pollto young
So I said we didn't, and thanked him.
And then wo piled our parcel J on top of
It nnd each took a handle and walkod
off with it.
Wo hadn't had a bit of anything to
oat siuco four that morning, nnd wo ran
straight to tho restaurant nnd sat down
to a tablo.
Wo ordorcd soino sandwiches and
somo iced tea and somo cream and it
was just put on tho tablo beforo us when
whang went tho croat boll, and "Last
train for Dlllytown!" scroamodtho mau
at tho gate.
"Can't stop to eat," said I.
"Pay for it anyhow, ma'am," said tho
So wo paid aud flow.
Wo hardly got on tho train In tlmo ns
it was, on account of that pesky hat-box
of Emma Prlnkor's, which wo had to
send as freight, and being so dead tired,
and missing tho stago, wo had to hiro a
wagon to tako us homo.
Sally paid for us, for though I wanted
to I found I'd had my pocket picked,
whoro or how I novor could guess.
About ton o'clock wo got homo.
Everybody had gono to bod, and un
olo said it wasn't seemly for girls to
stay out to such an hour, when ho let
us in, and aunt called downstairs that
"when sho was young women thatwero
always gadding worou't thought "muoh
of;" and wo hunted up a Jlttlo short
cake and somo milk, and took it up to
out room anu bully cncil, Ultt what I
said was what Mr. Priukor said to mo
I nln't nu express, if I was I'd olianjo
And I mado up my mind what to do
But Sally and I don' talk much, and
nobody knows what sort of an outing
wo had, nnd wo'ro spokoi "f, in the,
family and out of it as" very jja' '-ounf
women, who woro always going v:''
xork to enjoy ourselves. If w"
go ngaiu wo will. . v
Tho Pittsburc Sumfav Leader nudiu.H,.
lUr. .HUIUII iYUI I, nilVUr IrlVOK. At 1111..!
r r .i on..." i l.. .
uuiuu u uimijr uuumiuu liurau Willi Cutf
i i,.n.. i ...t.i. o..j
Apple Buttcii Poudino. Paro af il
coro six largo apples; stow them wy
a Htt); sugar, having thorn as dry "s
ff;uoo, Mnko a baiter of a quart-
Uour, sitting with it two nnd a hnli
i... I...I., I.. ' l
7l "BBWWBPlnJ, stir In a toaspyouful of corn
. , . "u'k,lstnrch, mixed iu a llttlo cold water, lot
pvdlfls'hes woll butterod, and bakoi a
aulok ovon. Eat with butter and su'
gar, or swoot cream. This puddlntjj
wlion donn should pulV up vorj'lightn
with tho applo ou top,
Ai'VI.K MAHMAI.AIH2. Applo JVarj
maladp is a simple and oxceUcntMu'
orvii, and offers a ohaugo frotl t
Stowed appliwt'Sili .' I?:Hnanv ,
ons. lioll about ono Hour; ton nur ires
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beforo It is dono add threo ounq of
ginger root. Tills may bo made o Jmor
thltd oulneos and two-tliirds n-'plos.
wlion thn frlutrer root and lemons '(ould
bo loft out. .
m .. I'
U,v notual morltthofambiUMib'jtanee,
St, Jacobs Oil, has steadily won its way
tint 1 1 it Is to-day tho national rcmody
for rheumatism. Lawyers, physicians,
clergymen all uso lt."-Cmdiinati
(Oii'h) Daily Etujuircr.
On a Diligence lload to Mexico.
In Mrs. Mary Hallock Footo's "1)111
eenco Journoy in Mexico," in Tho Con
tury Mngn.tno (recent!) Scribncr) for
iMovomncr, occurs tno following:
juius inr wo Had mot no vonloles ox.
copttho two-wheolcd carts drawn by
oxen, wheels without tires, hown out
nnd showing tho scparato strokes of tho
ax, but many httmblo travolors on foot
trotting Into Mexico with baok-loads of
market stuff. Fruits nnd vegetables
Woro carried in a four-sided hnmpor or
cago called a hmcal, mado of osier
often it was filled with livo fowls, tho
tfJl-feathcra vt tho cook gnyly fluttering
through tho brs of tho cage, or w
divided into compnrtmonts. with eggs
bolow nnd fowls n' vo. Wo mot hugo
masses of potti ry ingeniously woven to
gcthor with cords of tho agave, nnd
towering perilously nbovo tho boarcr's
head; rolls of matting, woodon trays
bundlos of srgnr-canc, camolc (a kind
of sweet-potato), tomatoes wrapped In
green leaves. A pair of livo lions never
camo amiss, swinging by tlio legs from
a discngngod hand, or tied to an avail
aVio corner of tho lond. Wholo fami
lies woro en route, oven to the baby,
rolled in ono end of tho long cotton
scarf which tho Indian mother wears
over her head, or suspended In its folds
nt her back. I do not think a stranger
procession could bo mot with on tno
hbh-roads of this contnrv.
Stendily climbing, tho country grow
ing poorer anu wimor, wo pass many
llttlo heaps of stonos, supporting tho
fatal cross, tho place of a mur.Ior,
making a muto appeal to tho trnrolcr
to pray for ono cut off In hh sins. Wo
enter tho niountn'n passes, dark with
pines aud firs, and ascend to tho battle
giound of I.as Crucos on tho dlvido
which separates tho valley of Mexico
from that of Tolura. Wo pass tho mon-
umont to Hidalgo, andlnskwlthshaino
who was Hidalgo, aud nm nnsworcd
no was our Washington tins Is our
Bunkor Hill I" It was hero on tho 30th
of October, 1810, that Hidalgo with his
Indian insurgents, nrmo.l chiefly wit.1;
slings, hows, clubs, lancos,andiiacics
mot tho t roups f tho Spanish Govern
ment, under Colonel Truxlllo, nr.d
droyo them back upon tho capital. Tho
loss of tho Indians must havo been
frightful; in their Ignornnco of tho na
ture of artillery, thoy chnrgodTruxlllo's
guns and "tried to stop tho mouth of
thorn with their straw hats, until hun
dreds had perished by tho discharge"
After tho battle, a sad train of Indian
women wont up on tho mountain to
bury tlioir dead, and tho many crossos
that woro raisad by tholr hands gavo
the spot its namo.
lircnt Sunken Lake.
Tho Jneksonvillo (Oregon) llecord
says: bovoral of our citizens returned
ln3t week from tho Groat Sunken Lako,
situated in tho Cascado Mountains,
about sovcnty-ilvo mllos northoast from
Jacksonville. This lako rivals tho fam
ous valley of Slnbnd tho Sailor. It is
thought to avorago two thousand feet
down to tho water all round. Tho
depth of tho wntor U unknown, and lis
surfaco is smooth and unrullled,n.s It Is
so far bolow tho surfaco of tho mountains
that tbo air curronts do not affect it. Its
length is ostimatod at twelve or fifteen
mllos, and its width ton or twelve.
Thoro is a mountain in tho contor, hav
ing trees upon it. It lies still, silent
nnd mystorlous In tho bosom of the
ovorlnstlng hills, llko a hugo well
scooped out by tho hands of tho giant
genii of tho mountains in tho unknown
agos gono by, and around it tho tirlruo-
vnl forosts watch and ward aro kooping
Tho visiting party fired a rillo Into tho
water sovoral times at an nuglo of forty-
fivo degroos, and vero ablojo noto sev
eral scqonds of tlmo-from tho roport of
tho, gun until tho ball struok tho water.
Suolt scums iucrudlblo, but is vouched
(or by our nioU ro.lablo eltizons. Tho
lake is certain! a must rouinrkablo cu
VswIi'mm mill Hurtful .11 : (If elm1.
TbiTO In a certain class of rrmedlcs for cun
EtlmU'm absolutely umMms. TUet urn bnluicn
nuir potions m.vlo m great part, nl nonupiiylliti.
al'ht, rhtilurb, punbose and other wtrtbk'iH,
t ulli'iits. Tho damage they do to the
tuiachs of those who uto them is Incakaih
ill. Tlii-y evacuate the bowels. It H true, but
w lysdoso vlolcnt'y and proftmelv, and bo
nes grips wo uowi'is. ijieir encct w
eoKcnooiuiiicmaiia we itoinacn. Hotter
r to uae tho ngrecsble and alutary aperient,
ottetter'a Stoinnch Hitters, tho lixuthe eiteet
wmcii is never prrcedai hv palu, or uevoin
Died l)v n couvulfrfvo. violent iietton of the
kiwnjs. On tho contrary, It Invliroriites thow
reuru, the stnnmetl nnd the entire svstuui.
u melius uk cuniic miu nrevui
'As a meant of curing nnd preventing inalnrlal
4vi,iv nninn1lrliinanvii;ini.n.ii.llf; It ..,,11.
"i""""" "'rv ..-"'", v !." '1
remcdltt) uervouj dciilllty, raouiustlsui, kidney
aud bladder Inactivity, and other Inorgaulo all-
Lkjion Sai'CC Put plceo of butter
tho size of an ogg, intonsiucopuu, over
tho lire; when molted, stir In a coffee
cup of white sugar, and one-half pint
of boiling water; wlion tho sugar U dls-
It boil aud add a lemon cut in siloes:
or Instead of a lemon, add a fow tea
spoonfuls of vinegar, and flavor with
Tauhauon VmiO Ait. Cover a bunch
of tho lresh hoi'b with n pint of hot vin
egar, lot stand for twenty-four hours,
Uten drain aud put another pint of vlti-
-ii'uu uiu ii-iivua. nutguiuii uvuuuyn,
.wild It to. tho first pint, continue to
Hfiosh vinegar a llttlo at a tlmo, let-
etioh tiiuo, until all
acted. It Is mi lull
noirar for maltnir
salad dressings, If prcferreiwtho Iioili
may bo dried and a llttlo vinegar pre
pared at a tlmo as it la uooded.
A World l" 4Jtil.
One of tho most popular mllclm-i now be
fore the American public, la Hop Ultttri, You
tea It everywhere. I'otplo tako It with cowl
I'lfeat, It build them up. It U not ai nleatnt
to tho taito ns some other Utters as It In not, n
whleky drink, It hi moro llko tlieold fuilMwnoi
bono set tea that has done u world of rood. If
you don't feel Just right try Hop Ultleri.
AuniAi Aetet, i
Nnnkewnn I.lfc DrMtr-ovcrM.
Tho loss of lifo iu India duo to tho
ravages of venomous jnakes Is nlmo.t
incredible. Yet Consumption, which is
aswny ami laiai ns tlio dead est Ind
an reptile, Is winding its colls around
thousands of peoplo whllo tho victims
aro unconscious of Its presence. Dr.lt
V. Plorco's "Uoldon Mod ca D scov
err" must bo usod to cleanse tho blood
of tho scrofulous Impurities, for tubor
cular consumption is only a form of
serotinous uisoaso. "Uoldon Met cal
Discovery" Is a sovereign romody for
nu iorm 01 scroiuious uisoaso, or king a
evil, such as tumors, whlto swellings,
iuvlt sores, scroiuious soro-oyes, ns
well as for other blood and skin discos
cs. Uv druceists.
When Paul rocommended a llttlo wlno
for tho stomneh's sake, ho could have
had no ndequato Idea of tho prominent
plnco tho stomach would ono dny oc,
cupy in tho thoughts and affections of
tho pooplo. .
Uno Kcmcdr for Unu Dollar tlirrn In lint rain
way to cure bildnrst, anil that la by ualng Caii
iioline, a deodorized extract ot petroleum hair
rciicwcr. It will pooltlvety Ju the work nnd It
is me oniy article mat mil.
Iho thrco sen-ants wero discussing
tho merits of tholr respective lovers.
Susan was very suro thnt hers was tho
smartest and tho host. Mary said hor
boau could dance and ho was a perfect
gentleman. "Woll, I don't caro what
you all say," spoko up Ellon, "my beau
can bent them all, for ho sings base-ball
In tho choir."
Ill all cllPfteaof rocletr. tlloiiii'8iiInliiir Snan
is uiu rumiK punucr. panics wc it 10 remove
defects ot the romplexlon. Hold by all Drue
Ktats. Hill's Hair and Whisker Dye, Black or
Now .hrsoy widow couldn't oarn
$G a week at tho wnshtub. She becamo
a clairvoyant, aud hor income increased
to sixty. It just shows that a man be.
grudges a quarter ho nays for washing
his shirt, whllo ho will cheerfully gito a
dollar to stick his noso Into tho other
world before tho show begins.
91' Vim I'fi-I lciiuiitli'iii
and weary of life, do not (jive up; It la not
trouble that cnusca tuch fccllne, but disor
dered hldtiers or liver which Warner's Sale
Jvlclnev anil I .Her Cure will lnvlirurnte. restore
nnd thus brim; you lmpiilnex onee more.
Professor, examining a student:
What is a virgin fovuttP" Student:
A forest where no one has ever been."
Profcisor, soveroly: "Shall I novcr bo
iblo to Inditco you to express your idcn&
elegantly aud classically? Why couldn't
you saj1, 'A forost where tlio hand of
man has nover loft Its footprint?"
I'ltH. 1'ilM. I'ilH.
successfully treated by World's Dispen
sary Medical Association. Address,,
witn stamp lor pamphlet, uullalo. N. Y.
"Can't you steer tho mntumast down
tho forccastlo stairs?" asked a sea cap
tain of a now hand. "Yes, sir, I can,
If you will stand bolow nnd coll it up."
C iptnin didn't chalcchtso that man any
Tnltvn out of lied.
Dr. It. V. Pierce. Bullalo. N. Y.:
Dear Sir I havo to thank you for tho
irreat relief received from vour "Favor
ite Prescription." " My sickness had
listed o von years, one of which 1 was
n Iwwl Afhit fttblnrr nun Imttln T ti-na
ablo to bo about tlioliouso.
Respectfully, AMANDA K. ENNIS,
A witty doctor, who was ouo of tho
corp3 of physicians appointed to vac
cinate tho policemen romarkod, "What
is tho uso of vaccinating those fellows?
Thoy novor catch anything!''
Women that havo been pronounced Incurable
by tho beet pbnlclans In the country, have
been completely cured of female weakness by
tho use of Lydia E. Plnkham's Vegetable Com
tiound. Send to Afri. Lyilia E. l'Inkham.
Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass., for pamphlets.
Tho idea of tho blsrccst head knowing
tho moat is all nonsense. Tho mastodon
had tho biggost head ot his time, yet ho
didn't know enough to go into the nrk
out ot tho rain, and bo saved. Tho mos
quito, with scarcely any head at all, was
You feel weak ana laiinuui, no euerirv. no am
bltlon to do anvthlnir. Dr. Hallldav'a liloof
l'urlfler Is the remedy for you. For sale by al
Tho Kov. Daniel Isaao was both a
great wivg and .t great smoker II
there you aro," cried a lady who s -
prised lilm ono day w'th a pipe in
mouth, "at yoar Idol a-iln ' Y
miiduini" replied ho, coolly "bnrnln!,
HMc, mice, antd, UU'k. lenntit, ir.0K)lt',
iJnnrail mil bv MEaiiir!i on l'.nt.M IVi Ihiy
flilltlieil. jtHriid aa ,roilt. lie .MU1DC I
Ida LowU has saved two members of
a brass band from drowning. Ida'
popularity h rapidly ilceroiisiiig since
this rash act.
llrnlii nml itm.
Weill' fIOiilttiltencwr, Kreiteit rcinorty onoiirlli for
fta, ..t-vuvii. ii.riiri.i.i mill, tri,a HU
It is astonishing how fust an oyster
can.jwliu nflor he is tnadouplnasaueo.
S Brown says hn saw a rostaurnnt-Ueoper
uau outiourtcon iauis of sauco before i
ho sueceedod iu catchlug a single j
"St Iu 4'iirinu: B.Vivvlioily,"
writes a drucrsiot. "Kldeer.Wort Is themo-.t
popular medicine we n1I." It should be by
rljilit, for no other medicine hai ench sjeclflo
action ou the liver, bowels and kidneys, Do
not fall to try it. 8ro adv.
A toroiiju-lookiiig American said:
"I'yo tried ovorylhluj I oould turn my
haud to, but couldn't mako auythiug
answorj and now I'm' going up among
tho rooks, whero thoy say there's a
wonderul coho, to !ca If I can make
Ant you awaro thut n eituido cou?h often tor
mlnatcs In consumption! Why not be wlso In
(line, mid uso Allen's f.untr ll.iUaui, which
wtllatop tho disooAi uud prevent the fatal con
keqnencei. DVr ealo by all MoJIcIno Dealers.
IfflM llriiln llloltetl Our.
A jrrcat man In his period addressed n Kweru
mental neeoniblaco. Every listener was (.pell-
ImMMIiI Xl'lth till tlirt m.nl,, B,..tA.
rhetoric, phlloajphy aud tbe keen Insight Into
human alfalro evinced by the speaker. In thn
mldbt of a sentence that forcean the speedy cul
inlnallonot his fuiemle oTort, thoKreat man
li'clwl, lifted his huiidi alolt mi, ui3ncly sink
Iiir down, fttlterloply said i
".My (lo.t I My brain In blotted out as with a
spotuM." The itnyilclan versed In nervous and
MiCJitiil (llms(M will snv at once, "Hun down,"
nnd many othcrn am following In tint man's
footsteps In Kreater or low haste, Their elm
pleat succor la Iu Allen's bral food, vhlcli hak
ttnoil unllliichlnirlv tho test of
u remedy for weakness ot brain mwer, lom of
memory and nervous dtblllty.
A TniftTY YEAI18' BUFFERKR.
Wadi.notok. D. C. Juir 9. 18S0.
aexTlXMBX! 8entlmenta of duty to those
wno nave suuercu line myseir inuuee me
make this statement of tht fuculn mv case.
Is not In tht least coloreJ. Wklle In California
in ISoI. I was attacked with Chrtmlc lXarrhaa.
which luted more than five months, and came
tear proving fatal. Tills left me with a dis
eased Liver, and a condition of tenderness and
sensltlvoness at the pit of tbe Stomach, so great
mat a mis nnaurc ui ucsr even uie wcigoi oi i
sheet upon It at night Mr dimllmi was bad,
corapelllne me to abstain from manr of the
common articles of diet, and the pain and sore-
ncss oi my oiomacn were at limes intoierame,
The condition of my Liver resulted In the for
maiion oi unit morut, irom wnicn I sutiercd In
tense apony during their passage. My lower
rigut side becamo so weak and tialnful that
was unlltted for business. I tried Blue Mass
anu otner "remedies," without subtlantlal ben,
ellt. This condition of Stomach aud Liver ton-
tlnval for very tttar thirty yam, and towards
tbe end ot that tlmo was rapidly growing
At last I heard of Holman's Pad. and deter
mined to give It a trial. Early last spring I ob
tained If olinan's XXX Tid or belt, and put It
on. Within n very short time, I began to
mm renei in mr rcjjinn oi iue j.irer, aaa uie
result was an aMunlMng improftinent In tny
fitomacn as veil as IMrf. The nervousness
gradually subsided, the pain and much of the
icnncrncss leu tne pu oi my Hiomacn, my in
gestion Improved and I now find myself In
better health than for years before. I still wear
the l'ad of nights, leavlnr It off during the
day; and IwntU not be trttfunil it for a tfiowand
tuna Us euit. MV healtn. Is st 111 Irntirorlnir nn
dcr Its use, aud I anticipate a thorough nnclver
manent cure. No trouble from Oall Stenes
since l commenced tills treatment. To the af
lllctrd, Ilka uivtelf. I sar: (let Holmau's Pad
ana try it; tne cost is but little, aud 1 can cou
Udsutly say, (( mil uo you good.
NOTB. (leneral ai.d ex-Conrruimin Rein,
I si I iinir, n. iiKiitir.i.u
clus Garfield, of Washington, 7s a cousin ot
iTcsiucni uarneiu. i no original of nls admi
rable letter may be seeu at our office. Holuin
(Tall inirrlat MjMiliU Ula Lines Ii akeataj
A Standard Remedy
IN MANY HOMKS.
Far Oonrhi, Colds, Oroap, Bronchitis sal al
inrtvslea ana aturlj kaa4 coraptlltloa.
.tier aurcLion. ui lam nru.i uia .i.i.i.n.ii.i
In CONSUMPTIVE CASES
cnL an Dermintnllr eurad whera iaa directions an
itrlctlr compllrd witn. tbera Is aeetUBlcal or oilisr
lacrvoicau w amrm ua jomssiaraia.
As a Xxpectormnt it haa no Kqaall
it coataua bo upiant ib
HARRIS A CO.,
nn SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
THE GREAT CURE
M Am It la for alt diaesaas if tba KIDNEYS,
LIVFR AND BOWELS.
It ula&xaioa vho nj-item -r h acTld polaon
that oauata tba dril:: affirlni wbloh
only the vlnllma of Ilheumatliia can roallxo,
THOUSANDS OF CASES
of Ui wont forma of this terrible dlaoaaa
havo bsan qulokly rollovad, tn a ahort Umi
bMhftdwlcrniItuceUtiad n immaiiie I
ale laefery prtor mo Countrj. in nun
dredj orcAca It bM cured vrhord all elao bad
failed. Xtle mild, but efflolent, CEUTAIN
m 1TB autk.n, butbaruieu in all caeca.
tVItlcaaiice,Btretitheai and cirri New
IJfe toall tlie lmiiortautort-aneof the body.
The natural action of the Kldneje la restored.
Tbe liver le cleansed or all dlseaae. aud tho
Lowela move freely and bealtlifully. In thia
way the wo rat diseaaee are radicated from .
tne aye te
Am It nai been proved br thou and that
la tbe moat efleotual remedy for oleanataff the
yatem of all morbid aooroUooa. Xtahouldbe
uaed to every bouaehold aa a
Always euros BILIOUSNESS, C0NBTTP4,
HON, PILES tod all rmvtAI.Ti SlMaaoa.
Il p-it op InDry Vegetable Farm, In tin cans,
i jjtt yasra of which uiakej fiquaru madlclna.
Alio til Liquid Farm, very Uaueeatratcdfor
tht- ranlunco o f tliu.a w ho cannot rendUy pro
ptm 1 It act! irill tqual fjleune) in tithtrform.
ctx rroFYouit DttcaatsT. nncR.i.oe
V J.I.I.S. KIClIAKIiSON A Co.. Prop's,
0 Ir-litthailrTpoit-naM.l III llMIUTOs. TT,
MRUYUI& L PiNKHAM, OF LYNN, MASS.,
1 I J'
LYDIA E. PINKHAM'8
Is a I'oaltlvo Cure
Nr alt tkoaa r.lnrul Oowpl.l.ta aa4 Waakaaiaaa
to -oniaon to our baas faaiala population.
It..;5Ura .Dtlrelj tlio worst form of Female Caaa.
lWnU,110Tarlautroul,I..,Inn.roi;iatlon and Clears
lion, railing- and Pliplacementa, and tba eoMaqveBt
Bflnal Weakness, and la artlcululf adapted to tba
Change of Ufa.
It Kill dlnolie andainaltumorafrorotbeuteniala
an ml? ata(re of deTeloinnent. Tbe tend. 007 to ean
It reinoroa fajntnea a, flatulency, doatroyaaJlerarlaf
forallmulante, and rellerra weabneaa of tbeatomaob.
It cure nioatlng-, ndachee, Kerrone Troetratlen,
(lcnrl DobUlt;, glecpleuaene, Depreuloa and ladl
veitlon. Tbat reeling- of bearing; donn, ranting- pain, weight
act let kaclie, la alja peraianoullf cured If lie uie.
It will at all tlmoe and under all rlrcumatancee act la
It nmcj with tbe laws that gnrern the female rjikro.
IVrtbecureof Kldnoy Complaints ot either eei tble
CouiKiuud la unsurpassed.
I.YDIA IS. I'l.VKIIAM'S vrncTAnLK COM
r:il)N'lla prepared at t33 and SU Wmttn Arenue,
l4tn,Mau. 1'ilcotl. BlibottloaforaJ, Bentbymall
lult.to.TO of pill., also In the foim cf Iokoch, ca
I tc.i t ot price, (I per box for either, lira, riubhact
fr.a) ansiteraeJIli'tteranf Inquli7. Bend ferpaupk
ll, Addraaa as aboie. i'rudoii IAl iijr.
Jletantlr chuld be wltbnulTYPU B. riXinsK'fl
UVtll DIX3. Th.jr euro rouatlpatlon, bllleuaae
ra ttmldlli ot IL lltor ti t.nl.jr tea.
IVo ether mmllclno will cure a
Cottirlt no quick iim IMko'n Csii-i;
Ibr C'oHstHmplloM. There la no other
mcillclno that taslo so koo ! at 1'lso's Caro fur
Consumption. It nlioultl I ktit nl
wiiysi In tlio hotiHr. because It Is n '!'
Inln ami Bitffc remedy for i'roiiii, Aollf
mil, llronchltl. iindNornTlirttnt.
It will cure Consumption; ,onHi,iiitntlv
it will ciim llimi- lrsmnr coin
plaliitM. whldi nrt so often the forerunners
Dr. Taft'a White I'lt uBjnip la a imre extract
of the white pine pun , will quickly cure any
couch that ever f listed. Don't fall to try one
bottle. (See another column.)
Correct your habits oi ctookim walklnif by
usui( Lyon'a 1'atf nt HM atlffenera.
For cuta, burns, use IteiliHuR's Itustla 8alve,
Do not ncclcct a Coucn or CoM. Kllprt'a R.
tract of lar ami Wild Cherry Is a standard
remcny in an uiroat, asthmaUc ana tironrblal
alfectlons, and haa sawd many valuable llrcs.
It never falls to give satisfaction. Bold by all
unclo Barn's Sena and lloni- l.lnlniciit l.
most efficient In Khctimatlsm, Urulscs, burEf,
Bviuimcc miii maoy mncr ins inciucni 10 mat
auu in-iirt. imiiii ov an urutrciAl.
Save vour harness hr olllnir It trllh trticl.
Sam's Harness Oil, which wiirkecp It soft hiii'
pliable. This Is tho best oil ever made foi
leal her. Bold by all I larness Sf altera.
Dr. Jariuu's Herman Wnrm C.'akiaannnpir.vs
luai ana saio remedy for worme. Tliey a
pleasant to take and not only destroy the worms,
hut remove all trace of them from the systoa
leaving the child healthy and strong. Tiny art
narromcu to give pencci SAUSlacllOU. BOid DJ
Uncle Sam's Condition I'owdcr nrcventa ills
case, purifies tho blood, lmntoves tlie aiiitlt
kucb n ciuuuiu Kiniwy coai, anu Keeps tuc ani
ium iu Kuuti conuuion. All urugglSUI Sell It.
For Headache. Constlnatlnn. I.lver Rninntalni
auu iui uiiiuus ucrangementa oi uie oioott, tnert
Is no remedy aa euro and safe as F.llcrt's Day
light Liver rills. They stand unrivalled ft
removing bile, toning the stomach and In giv
ing healthy action to tho liver. Bold by all
Mr. WlnrhcH'a 'rroMiInc Hrriln haa huvdi
failed to rive Immediate relief when usi1 It
cases of Summer Comnlatnt. (Ihnlera.lnf.intim
or iiains in mo stomacli. iUitlicra' when yout
little darlings arc sintering from tbeso or kin-
nidi cnusvs no noi ncsiuic to give n n trial
you will surely bo pleased with the cliarmlni
cueci. Be sum to Duv Ur. W neliel 'sT.-ilhln.
pynip. ooiu uy an liH-i'i m, , . cts wi
A'.'kNTS Hunt, :iia,ti,t snimntn, WA.N Tt'.n
11. H)(iKliTovc:ii.. icAN-KAiif'iTv: mi U
Fornnitrw.a. al thn IXiIimi k rtaf.
AUdreMC. uatli an, Dubuijiu, Ii
nut, r.,11. oir.li .I'll
your aililrri.ra oulck to Mann.
fnclureK. .TMTIImr.. N. V.
'fSUHICAUO SCALE COMPANY.
1S1 Smith Jtffernnn Sirttt. Chloann. in
Ton Wnctiti Sciiloit.HH: 4-Ton ifOiTlir I
.win nrirrm m. m-ihi for rrU' MU
iiixiii riis-iiit nf Vii
Illar, I will nrnd trn
rtnrtitlltitf Inn llniilrn.l
ttltlfirt. S'n tllltniK nfli lltrli rir-rifl til uai alii .p nl..f n
a V v.vi iiuvi vwiiuaiHiu iiiii I'll I IMIIltirPI.
No,:i Wtmlanr lllorli. lniTr Cfilurfitln.
Heat In UieAVorld. (It't tn ccnnlne.
ry pHrkiicn ima our TrnilpMiirk nml 1.
mirUffl Vrnwr'n. HOM KVKKVU'IlKKl
B.000 Af;rnfn Wanted for life of
tt COlltalnatllf full htltorv nf him nnliltt ami nver lftil
dratli, funeral obicqulci, etc. Tbf bent chinceof your
iiicnnu iiaiinriiiT nninKiinfiiinn. Kitroisii irraimKni
tlpni. Tills Ii the on It autticntlc and fully llhmratt d
uiu ui oar uanyrra rrrmacnr, i mc itt'ci portraits.
lv t t-al (anna tn i.nnta Plan., .a. f ... ..
Adilrer KATinwAt. ITnT.iwiiiNU I'o. , CM r ft go, 1 1 1 .
hiiiij v iiHi utai uilLUiain 1 1 (.-a.-.
NEW HIGH BLOUD
PARSONS' PURGATIVE PILLS U$,JL
iwoou. Hoawwicompiciriycuanfcaino moouinino en
tlrc'yftem In thno inonUi. Any poron wliu will tAke
it from 1 til 1 1! triiki ttinv lis ralnr.
unnv ui-aiui u aucua ininfricnosii(Jin, boiacv
vwht'ro. or ai-nt tiv mnll fur H lnfliF tmnnt) I. A
JoiiNftON ACn. liomon, Miihr, formerly iinntrnr. Mv.
1 lie HpatHtory l'Hinr InttieWeit. 4Scolumi
uiiiiiiti nuu .uyic-isfuitii'u rvauiiii? in nu it.
niid unon larirc. ulatn trno. Iimipd Ufrlrii. nnH
iiiiiiit u iv Miljr HiiurcBB in uiu UUUI'U OltllCl, pOHlUK
ui't. a ort-mlum
Bend for anniole eonv.
A.l.lr, n, rillCAHO I.KDHKll
And tbe bum Macihncut la tlie I
World lor I
BORINQ sad DRILLINQ WELLS by
, nwH or aiaim rowar
Illoox Fail. Address
' LOOMIt 4 NVMAN, TlfFlM, OHIO. J
HE OLDEST MEDICINE in the WORLD
r. Isaac Thompson's Celebrated Eye Water.
IIiIm nrtlcle le a curvfully prrnrt'dnlivlcUir nrc
ilpilunianu liai bt'i'n In i-oumuiu use for ncuriy u
-iiiMry. nuu iiuiiiTyiiuiiBiiuiiiK (uc uiany uinrr j'rrp
atlous that liaii ln'i-n Intruducfd into ilu maikft.
tiL'iati'nf tlilatartlclL'U ronitanllir tnoriantnF. If tht
tiirriuoniari'iunuwi-u u win novcr ihii, epar
uiany inwic uie attnuion ur inijMcimi tounner
. JOHN I.. TllOMPHON. NONS Ar :..
Trov. N. V,
tump lor a mm pvuk ui dm;
. M.fiai i avtMi aroru
iwirn ucuro kaunaiii
fiiuuii put 07 1ST Bm
m9t tb auUiur 4
rKJAL COMMQH SEISE ISO PUIS HOME W
M imtalA. Dimum ef al.a
a4 Wvomb, and all ckrool. HA AY?
atlnmu,wliai.rkkwwaf III U 11
lUH.anMlttj. A4anMSI.f UIII
nr Hill rvk Ck. DM
N.a MiA my
(ItMTLKUENi Iwaaanffarlnix from cenrtra! debility
aeoaomatoma, &vacaiioaoff amontn oiaoot sue
.-ccrduud prot ration and Inklncchllta. At thia
vui not i-ermanenUr obateH, 1 bare o
aiiiXKi tumoH unmeaiBvo ana wonueriui rauua.
wif Ihnt. f aftvaarriiH In that, au'tnn t Ima rinrlnff tri lllnsMtL.
1. 1 DaraDtea in;
at -I lorti tt knif. hnirnmn nlmi j. claarnMinl (houoht
I Thn Iron Tonic 4m a
ttri ration of Vro
wtisraarHia ir tmi
OS). HAHTIII MKOIOla
( tihatmm, ammoclattdm
i trim ihm Vratlat,le
I .-Iromaffoa. JfmervruWl
em tntrtfmm where f
cromr to the wobld.
1V.i,Ki.lliHHiliiifc'i R a i TjVI uTi i'J
COMFORT BY THE WAY.
lon-l Wfri, in. .1a .r t. ..
iHtpiiineiM wa 10 is
Ill inker? was the nlome of theno
rilearantsulntanpni. Th jt i.i.im.,i.
represent!! Iiiimanlty. Comfort ts nr
nrt'clatrtl In raninii... ....
'" In, jiroimrtlon to our ronre pllon
or tun ilfsAUvaiitni-p-i nr r,n- .i..ia
on thereof. This appilea to material
1 1 hits as well 0.1 to fmnuterlal ion
ilderutlons. The IclcJe. wliiwe ih
cnraiiec In the wintry rold and
ilenkmwi arnili alia. .Mv... nf ,iiu.,.n.
fort thruunli tlio cilnrn-rr. ttf.nt.i .u.
(rest nolloiij or the eoolcat eomrott fii
hot ami sullry ilnys of the summer
H-iiNin. Atuf In both CiiMin-that
III Mh rli thn f1mtri.il... i-.
and In the ono whcrt ln It attenre la
riiii.leiiomthat iiil tinicinrirla
lilo nud turtiirliiK ili-e,i'e, rheiima,
llm, plcntinilly nlxiiiiuli, rauMnu
imliiatid nkuny In mjrloilinl iKuple.
And Htltnccd not lie thus nnlkllve
If sullercM W011I1I i.iiU- iu sr. I., in,.
Oil., the mrcM, nfc-t and speedler't
nillei I V 111 Uiu Hlmln unrl.l flir II,..
crnilli jitlDii mid euro of rli(-iiinntttii
nniliilliniliiful nllnunt.. The riilli.u-
mi? mini uiu Ku iieitvr (llnl 1 timtiml
llOMMh(IWSOnin t4litil..nlli,i.l lnll..,l
ihciiuintlMii: "Mieii n Joium hu
bund hail gono fn,m home, anil w llli
Mill sullrltiido tilittmpluMl li.Ki
""m "i'mt ,mv '" lutbieiiklHl,
.! 11.1,1 n uiu imm-f lie rcrviveii I NO
'tlcf. practical iinil Mrrti'lUe reply
lllli kivlil ilt rnli n mill tin. i,,.,.I...
Wi'hitto Iho ritwirt nf n nm, in .,
mlil.l, not Mhiro incases ti as Initio
;in 01 mrc, i.uiiwicrcMinticriifiimn
lm tiintlned sir. J. liatiMin. iim u .11.
liiiuiiii JliK-hcticr ilrugnlit, to M
room for a long rlwl. llwnsstated
uuurrvi-oricr ill 111c luuouitig wnrils:
The senior tnetntrnr IhU ilrm un.
Ulaeked wills sciatic rliiiiinntlm
Ikiiii Derenilicr 10th lait.and fur Ittir
eeki Mieiiedlni! Feb. loth, could
'iircclv leave hla rrvan. Hi u.eil sr.
aixiihOil, and Is now able to lie nt
NlllACOOf bll.lntKR. rei-llliulinttnlirli
lie wir-o for his reient nltliitli,n.
Iho InfiTcnro Is mnvlni hw. Hn
run which ft. JAior.iOiL I hatlim
.Homy, iintirciiilrntcil. and thi-Hr-
iu it riipiuiy iii.pnieiliit nil oilier
ellinnth' retneilliM ui lu.tiia Iu vlr.
tllei lii'eoini' ktiouti.
" I "lilitnr T. ralce. F1 , drunrM,
jwrllii u from Chlcor'CO 1 alls,,ra)a
i; rjiiiUKlii'liI l.Mli, HtjmWHaH,
hat .Mr. Albert fine iilher, tinilir
lid's Hotel, bus lived Unit reiiinrkn-
remi'iiy,f-T..i.i unsrin., lornwi i re
I'ltf tllftlliuilittn.illiil li 1 nml lilm
Ii by HiiikIi'."
ion are a man 1
ill NinrKi.w rait
' man nf lei
your duties atoltl
tate brain hrrteand
ate, ue Hop B.
If you are joumk anl I
riltrretion or dlxii)li I
pufTeilrifi from any In
I lion 1 If yon are mar
tied or rltiKlf, old crH
line ou a bed of ick
rl un Hop
whtnvrr fou ficl ,
tmally f i o in lome
form of K IdnRV
that y oti r yupiti i
iiruj tririHi"i; wn
Int nr ttlimilntlliLf.
divert thut might
by a timely ue of
in 11 o M Op
D. t. O.
U an alitiolnte
hlo rn ro for
mn of onlum.
1 afrit, UF.et.re
Ol 111a iicmur'i,
Ton will iif
rureil If sou tifo
If ton are Hm
rly wrftk an )
low finiilted.tr j
it 1 It mny
lire it nm
KMbitt( H. T
Aim steam Trap Co.'s
' Tl'.U trap nm, i
I In- i"iter of eon
ami r"turn the
H. IMV'Ulllu, Uutll-l,
KlK'lhi'r tin- Colls
In- ADUTK on HE-
I. ow Hi? wnttr
Ii'irl In nollrr.
thn. iliilns nway
with pttntp. ni.iJ
oihrr ti feliantcnt
dcilci' for mtcli.
ALBANY, N. Y.
FltGIlKllICK TdWNbEN'l). I'n ildont
IAMi:M II III.K.SMMl H, ,' l'lnr
WHY WILL YOU COUGH
IWhen one buttle of Dr. Taft's AVIJITn
finis hvnur tlil euro tho wnrsioom-ii.
Cold, Tlctllnc la !io Tbront, or CuDsutnpilon,
no matter tow bad or turn Ions l'"il!ni( 1
To conTlnca yon, no will rrnd a liotilo fjr
trial for 80c. rxprcm paid. Adil.-ei llrs. Tnlt
Mros., Roclicsli-r V V., nr STO W. MiiJiwrn St,,
Cblcsso, 111. tI'or tao all rtr:i -;lts.
Tr'al Ilolllr. nf I)r. Taft'a ,V i.. !
i;-u ,.,ffl 1 ure for A-l ll.MA-
IIIIHD1 I'ltCli I17 CIH' til lliJ OIil
aflliclfd. Ijit.v iKUIIra r mh- liv nil itriiu
Kill. Addro-a- l)rn. TAKT UIIDt., Koch.
tolrr. N. Y.. orirTO W. MadUau .Sl. Chlca.
HT A HT'TTTT'C! eaiia n. a raa, I
W aaaWUUW i
BanolTam CaialoiriM bar.
wat Wart. Qoa fyki. rill.tiBlaa.tX
Uh HatiH, vails -III
trUJiff II Ki l l Ml Ttl AIW 1 JtHli
pttHF mm ifbtt arlio tht Attvfrt, ci'tni-r.t
Bndorwed and r-
enonifeil bu fitt,,
eat proftmmioti, t
i19ppa4a, Oetif '
evfa. Want nf Via,
Uy, Jftrvoum I'roM,
Hon. and e?oiiixili.
to luchaa extant that nr labor araaaioaodlnalT
Tie Almy S!i!8in
limoI begun tba dm of xonr Ibon ToKiOp from whirl. I
ThaoldanaiYTntarneaanal foand ihai iarnataral foi
me muca reuer.ont oaano oontrary, waaionuain
reebottloiof the .Tonic Hlnoe aauuiU JLP dons twice thj
favnii tarlth clonhiti thn aUM.
nRTr hAfnrw anlOTivL If that Ton in
i tranqqll n.i
baa Dot dont a
irch, Tror. O.
u.r, r a isxjrt. j utor .junaiimn tuoaroa,
H. na tut Kail (TUIt. CT-
LIVER AND KIDNEY CURE.
It ia used far, and Ii a Poaltlro Curt iot
In it variotu forms ai Ducaie of the
BtumMCli, Kldnrya, ItlatlUrr, lilt
llontncsi Mid Hick llt aduclie.
ItoOuunJii tr lottlct have been o!J unJr a
potaitiva guaramre, rnJ not a tingle riH ie
ported ua unutUf actor y, All wa wkk U a Uir
i Hal anti if ii it not a we ay, condemn it to "
PUIOE, 7B Cts. PER 0771.",
Abo put uu In Pill fcwiiL WiJ 1st cui by mjll
potat(e peiid upa tict oi ynta.
Norman Medicine Conipauy,!
DES MOIHES, IOWA.