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WAR TIME HEROES.
THE POISONED HAMS.
A Wnr Iiiclilpnt nf rnrtlrulnr Interest to
"Now, mlstla, ain't wo (rvvlno sen'
Marso Knn no liox din Chrla'inas. It
p'lntcdly do seem too bad to dlsanp'lnt
Wo vvoro nil "clilllun" to mammy, and
nvcn though my soldlor-brothor now
lioro tlie tltlo ot Maor, slio could novor
forget tliat a llttlo moro than twenty
yean before bo bad laid bis curly bead
on her breast, well knowing tboro was
jio moro faithful repository for Ills child
Tears camo Into rSy mother's eyes as
fcho thought of tho soldlci-boy who
would bavo to bo disappointed, so far as
sbo could sco. It was tho Christmas of
1S(!4, when tho people within tho Con
federate lines wero almost at tho last
extremity of their need.
"0 mammy 1" sbo bald, "What bavo wo
for a box? Not a turkey nor a chicken,
except old Speck, did tho last raldors
leau usl 1 sunt to tho villago jester
day to get somo eggs, but tho last had
been sold at fifteen dollars a dozen.
You know last Christmas wo sent tho
last coffee, and unless you or Chloe could
(to to mako It for him, liamlolph would
never bavo It fit to drink, out of tho ryo
and ocbro wo use."
"Why, mlstls, Is you dono forglt tho
Theso "plzened" bams aro worthy of
a placo in history. When It was report
ed that tho raldors wero coming, my
mother determined to save, if possible,
tho few hams wo bad left. Taking
mammy and faithful Iten Into her confi
dence, sbo proceeded with austentatlous
secrecy to tho smoko-bouse, well know
ing that tho eyo of a young negro wasat
each chink, trying to Und out what "ole
mis' was doln' so secrot in tho smoke
house." Tho next day tho Tederal soldiers
came. Whllo some looked after the live
fitoek. others proceeded to tho smoke
house, for Virginia hams always had a
high reputation. The looks ot the llt
tlo negroes told a story of mystery of
some sort, which excited tho suspicions
of thou soldiers, which wero confirmed
when they discovered a lino white pow
ler over tho meat.
Seizing one black boy by the collar, a
Poldier demanded the secret.
Tso skeered to tell you." sobbed the
boy, while his teeth chattered, "ca'se
mammy caught us pcopln', and said ef
we told sbo gwlne bus' our bead open."
Hut as the danger of a "bus' open
head" seemed nun o imminent from tho
soldier than from mammy, tho confes
s on was finally extracted that "Mo and
Dick seed old mis' sneakln' long to do
smoke-bouse, and she shot do do' so still
like, dat wo peeped in, an' den she was
pultin' dat wblto stun" on do meat, an'
I ncb Hen said as how 'ef de Yankees
eat dat meat dey won't nebber eat nuilln'
.lust then a slip of paper labeled
"strychnine" was dUcoveied In u corner.
So our ptoclotis hams wcie saved by a
harmless shower of Hour and a piece ot
With a bam to start with no Confed
erate would despair of a box. So Chloo
proceeded to make halt a bushel of ginger-snaps,
which with "goobers" (pea
nuts) constituted tho Confederal con
fectionery. I turn now to my "Confed
eral!) Reelpe-llook," and seo bow tboso
snaps were made:
One-Lull incut, one half flour, sorghum, pot-n-.li
lnstciul ot sod i (a ilnrfe ponder got Horn
lilckoiy nslics by porno homely chemical pro
rem, fcunlcn raicd pepper, and n iittlo horse-
rauish for punju'iicj."
Wo bod peacli preserves, madowltb
(he inevitable sorghum, ot course; but
us there was not a jar to bo bad, wo bad
nluiost despaired of being ablo to send
any. .Mammy solved tho problem bv
Jin dui'ing some gourds, well-sweetened
and dried. These wero filled with the
precious sweet, and then tho plug
leplaeeil over tho bolo "and secured
with paper and panto. Soinn of tho field
bunds brought in two young possums,
for Mmson said if "Marse Han dono got
to bo a major, I knows be alnt forglt to
I proposed to sacrifice "Speckle," the
only ben I had loft, but Chloe protested
I hat "dat old ben bad so much sensoshe
inusu't bo kilt, oven for Marso Itan."
When the raiders camo the good old
i ooli bad stulfed tho hen into an empty
I ox in tho kitchen. There tho wise
bud staid without making a sound for
tblily-slx hours, wondering, no doubt,
w hat made the night so long. When sbo
was released sbo found herself "mon
i roll of all sbo surveyed." IJvory other
domestic animal on tho placo had gone
Urn way ot all flesh.
Hut though tboro was no poultry for
it, tho preparation of tho Christmas box
went on. In mio corner was nut a llttlo
bag of cloudy-looking salt. Randolph
bad said In bis last letter that if tboro
were alwajs salt, tho com-pono or hard-pan-bed
corn would not bo so bad.
This salt was a triumph of Confeder
ate ingenuity. All tho largo moat-bouses
bud a floor of earth, over whichhad been
fined and hung the meat used on tho
plantation for generations. Those dirt
floors wero dug up and tho earth boiled
in 1 argo kettles until all the salt was ex
tracted. Soveral wagon-loads of dirt
produced a few quarts of tho precious
Our box was filled at last with ono
thing and anothor, and bcemcd to our
poor confederate eyes very complete
when tho chinks had been stuffed with
sweot-potatoos and bome-knlt gloves
Tho box was done, but tboro worn no
nails with which to fasten it. Tho
blacksmith had said, a fovv days boforo,
that ho had no moro iron. Hut Hen
brought from his stores sonic old borso-
hboes. Armed with theso Iinysolf went
to seo tho nails beaten out by tho smith
since wo dared not trust that precious
iron nut or our sight,
When "Han's" next letter told us how
that bard-won box bad given him and
lils brother officers tho first good meal
they had onjoyed for weeks, many tears
weio shed. Old mammy could hardly
stand under tho caresses that wero lav
ished on her, as tho prlino movor of tho
work. Hut for hor suggestion of tho
"plzonod hams," it would novcr bavo
been. Clara M. Lynn, In Youth's Com'
It is stated that tho daughtor of Oon-
rial I.jon Is living in Colorado in needy
circumstances. Gonoral Lyon was
killed in action August 10, 1801, after
performing sorvlces which probably
t.aved Missouri to tho Union. Ills
daughtor should not bo allowed toBuf
for now for tho neccssarlos ot life.
Tin: (Irand Army posts of Ilayfleld,
Washburn, Ashland and othor northorn
villages of Wisconsin aro proparing a
handsome monument. Tho monumont
stands at a point to command the on
tiuneo to Choaulmegla bay,
A CHEMATION FREAK.
Tlio Hotly of n Veteran Turn to Mnrbls
While llolng llurneil.
A lottor from Cussvllle, Mo., to ths
St, Louis (Hobo-Democrat tolls this:
Great Interest Is manifested bore ovor a
roAiiarkablo clrcumstanco which ha just
como to light. It happoncd on Off
Davis, near lluzzard 1'oost. When old
man Clayback camo out of tho lato war
ho was a physical wreck, but llko many
othors of tho Stato militia was too Inde
pendent to ask for n pension, oven If ho
could bavo secured one, and mado bis
living In tho best way ho could until his
six boys and seven girls got old enough"
to help him.
About live years ago tho old man bo
gan to get very bad vvltji rhoumatlsm, as
ho thought, and, nlthough ho used tho
entlro crop of spicewood berries which
grew on tho creek, ho continued to got
worse. Two years ago he got so stiff as
to bo confined to his house, and called In
a physician, who, after carefully diag
nosing tho case, gavo as bis opinion that
instead of rheumatism ailing tho man It
was a true caso of ossification.
Tho dlscaso continued, comploto ossi
fication took place, and tho old man
died. How to carry out tho wlshos ot
tho deceased, who bad expressed a de
sire to bo cremated, at first troubled the
bereaved family, until they learned that
Stephen Symphony was burning lime in
bis kiln, which had been fired throo days
and was reaching a wblto beat Desir
ing to save tho ashes they procured a
largo ovaporatlng pan belonging to a
molasses mill. Placing tho remains in
this, they carefully shoved tho wbolo
into tho kiln, which was an opon one on
top, and, being built in tho sldo of the
hill, was easily accessible.
Tho sorrowing family gathered around,
expecting tho rapid incineration and dis
integration of tho departed. In a fovv
minutes tho winding sheet was gono and
tho naked body was exposed to tho in-'
tenso beat, From the ears, nostrils and
mouth camo jets of steam, broken at
first, then solid, nnd in an hour bad
ceased, but no change was perceivable
In tlm silent form. More wood was fed
to the glowing furnace to make the vigil
of tho bereaved briefer, but still no
hange. More wood was pitched In,
and hotter still the fire raged. Hour
after hour passed, and from a glowing
red to an opaque white tho body turned,
while on tho countenanco seemed to
lest an expression of Infinite peace and
satisfaction. So threo days wore away,
and the fire must bo drawn or the limo
spoiled. Twenty-four hours later, by
means of grappling hoops, the pan and
body were raised, and, to the surpriso of
overy one, the body was still Intact and
glowing. A greater and moro pleasant
surprise, however, awaited the family,
for when tho body becamo cold it was
ascertained, that tho intenso heat acting
upon the ossified body bad changed It to
perfect marble a llttlo lighter In color
than tho natural body, but retaining
its natural sbape.cxcept on tho back,
which is a little flattened.
The only defects aro where there was
a bullet wound and In the left foot,
which is broken in two. In 1870 Mr.
Clayback cut his foot very severely,
splitting it between the. second and third
toes, and, follow ing this wound a rup
ture appeared, which caused tho loss as
above stated. Where a small blood ves
sel had burst in his leg thcro appeared
a delicate tracing of tho circulation.
Tho family aro having a pedestal cut
out ot native limestone, nnd will mount
tho "statue," but at present they aro
using a black gum block for tho pur
pose. AUBREY'S FAMOUS" RIDE.
A lent That Has IVvv I'nrallrN In Knilnr
nnri' ami Ilruvery.
"The greatest physical achievement
over accomplished in this country," said
.lohn K. (traham to a DenverNews man,
"was the ride of I". X. Aubrey from tho
plaza of Santa l'e, N. M., to the public
square at Independence, Mo., a dlstanco
of nearly eight hundred miles, through
a country inhabited by warllko Indians,
a largo part of which was then a sandy
Helng urged to givo an account of tho
great lido tlrabam proceeded: "It was
about tho year 1M1 that Atihrny gavo bis
wonderful test of human enduranco bo
foro which all other attempts of tho
kind palo Into insignificance. He was a
short, heavy-sot man thirty-eight years
of age, in the prlino of manhood and
stiength. His business for ten years as
a Santa Fo trader had mado him per
fectly familiar with the trail and all tho
stopping places. He was a perfect horse
man, and although there wero great
riders in tboso days none of them cared
to dispute the palm with Aubrey. On a
wager of ?1,000 ho undertook
to rldn alonn from Santa
I'o to Independence insido of six
days. It was thlrty-nlno yoars ago that
bo undertook tho terrlblo feat It was
to bo tho supremo feat ot Ills life, and
ho sent a half-dozen of tho swiftest
horses ahead to bo statlonod at dlfforont
points for uso in tho rido. Ho loft San
ta I'O in a sweeping gallop, and that was
tho pace ho kept up during nearly overy
hour of tho tlnio until ho foil fainting
from his foam-covcrcd borso In tho
squaro at Independence. No man could
Iteep with tho rider, and ho would have
killed ovory borso In tho West rather
than bavo failed in tho undertaking. It
took him just fivo days and nlnotoon
hours to perform tho feat, and It cost
tho lives of soveral of tho best horses.
After bolng carried Into a room at tho
old hotel at Independence Aubroy fay
for forty-eight hours In a dead stupor
before bo camo to his senses. Ha would
novcr bavo recovered from thoshock had
It not bcon for his wonderful constltu
tion. Tho feat was unanimous!? ro
gurded as tho greatest exhibition of
strength and enduranco over known on
"What became of Aubroy afterward?'
"Aftor his rido ho becamo tho lion of
tho west, and was dined and feted ut St.
Louis as though ho had been a conquer
ing hero. Ho finally mot his (loath at
tlio hand of a friend. Ono day W 1854,
in an altercation with Major Itichardll,
Wcigbtman, tho great rider wasstabbed
to tho heart and dropped dead In a Snnta
To saloon, Ho was burled In an un
known grave, and all that Is remember
ed of Aubrey is his remarkablo ride.
Wolghtman was tried upon tho chargo
oi muruor, but was acquitted, and. Join'
Ing tlio Confederate army, was shot at
Wilson'sCrcok whllo leading hlsbrigade
FARM AND GARDEN.
Bom Tiling That Dairymen Ought Not
Tho disheartening prlcos of 189D for
tiuttor nnd ohooso will very llkoly
bavo a demoralizing olTect upon farm
ers engaged In this branoh of farming.
Lot mo urgo yon all, says a writer In
tho Ohio Farmor, not to show tho
whit fcathor for a momorit or loso your
grip at all. It will bo a bettor business
In tho near future. Now Is tho ttmo to
rovlow tho work and soo whoro mis
takos havo boon mado. I will point you
to ono or more things to consider.
I think It is vory bad policy to lot a
veal calf suck a dairy cow flvo or six
weeks and havo all tho milk in April or
May, to mako a throo to four dollar
veal carcass. You might just as woll
mako from sovonty-flvo cents to ono dol
lar per wcok of tiuttor from tho same
milk' and feed tho skim milk to tho
calf, slightly warmed, and whonolght to
ton woeks old It will thon bring moro
money than tho veal calf doos at from
four to six weeks old, and you como out
from flvo to eight dollars per head
hotter, for tho reason that cows will
glvo moro milk right along If the
calves aro novor allowed to suck thorn
at all aftor thomllk Is good.
This advantage, togothor with tho OX'
tra buttor made, will amount to full)
that sum. Farmers that send milk tc
cbeeso factories aro tlio most apt tc
commit this blunder. It butter com
mands tho very low prlco It doos to-daj
olght conts per pound and I am buy
ing hundreds ot pounds of It from mer
chants at that prlco this week It Is fai
bettor for tho farmer to buy somo good,
largo, clean, pork barrels and fill there
with a good strong brlno about ono
third full, and as fast as they mako the
butter not let It bo exposed to the all
at all, but mako it Into rolls and wrar.
it In thin, cheap cotton cloth, so the
rolls will not stick together and pul
them Into this brlno and keep a fol
lower with stono weights on to press
It down under tho brlno all the time,
and your butter will keup In tho best
condition from early spring to winter.
Packing In crooks or wooden tubs car
novor bo mado to do as well as tho above
plan. You can then hold your buttoi
safely until tho hot weather prices aro
over and get morn money for it later
on. If it Is over mado fit to eat It will
bo good for many months. Theso bar
rels should bo placed in somo good, cool
placo and as freo as posslblo from any
unnecessary stinks. Tho buttor will
not absorb any too much salt from the
brine. This reform is possible for overy
family to observe, and especially where
they keep only ono or two cows; If they
will manage tlio business as above
stated they can keep up their own sup
ply of butter and not fool forced to soil
cheap In hot weather and pay dear foj
It In winter months.
Mr. F. L. Washburn, tho entomolo
gist of the Oregon experiment station,
writes to tho llural Now Yorkor that
tho trapshownhorevvitli hasproved vyry
successful In catching gophors in
California. In tho last bulletin Issued
from the Oregon station a good deal is
said about killing gophers. Tho pic
ture needs no explanation. Tho trap is
sot at tho bottom ot tho gopher's hole.
It Is doubtful If ho knows "what struck
him" after tho trap springs. Anothci
method is to sink five-gallon oil cans
about one hundred feet apart In a ditch
a. spado wide and about sixteen inches
ON THE SKIRMISH LINE.
Tin: Codar Creok battlo-ground, In
Virginia, has been bought by tho G.
Tun (Irand Army will placo a statue
of General Grant In tho statuary hall ot
the old llouso ot Representatives at
Washington. Ten thousand dollars ha
been collected for Hint purpose
a aurirnit thai-.
deop, which is dug around tho land u
bo protected. Thoditch must of course,
bo wider than tho cans. Gophers travel
at night, and, on trying to como into
tho lnclosurc, tumblo Into tho ditch and
run along until thoy drop into tho cans.
A "smokor," or "sulphur gun" is some
times used. This Is a sort of rude
pump mado of two pieces of stovepipe,
for forcing tho fumes of sulphur into
the gopher's hole, lllsulphldo ot carbon
Is also used. A pleco of cotton half tho
sizoof ono's fist Is saturated with tho
liquid and thrust Into tho burrow as
far as possible, tho opening being care
fully stopped. This should bo dono
when tho ground is damp. Wo aro also
told of an ingenious trap for catching
jack rabbits. A pieco ot ground about
fifteen feet squaro in a locality lnfostod
by rabbits, is surrounded by a board
fenco high enough to prevent tholr
jumping ovor. On ono sldo a plank
runs from tho ground, with an oasy
slope, to tho top of tho pen, and pro
jects a foot over tho lnclosurc. Above
tho projecting end, nnd just far enough
In front of it to cause tho animal to
reach, loso his balance, and fall Into tha
pen, is hung somo tempting halt A
llttlo bait is scattered along outsldo tho
pon and along tho plank to attract tho
Filling Up Null Hotel.
Tho following mothod of filling up
lall holes in wood is not only simple,
but said to bo effectual. Take lino saw
dust and mix Into a thick paste with
gluo, pound it into tho holo, and when
dry It will mako tho wood as good as
now. l'rank Christian, Jr., In Stove
and Hardware says ho has followed
this plan for thirty yoars with unvary
ing succoss In repairing hollows, which
Is tho most sovoro tost known. Often
by frequent attachment ot now loathor
to old bellows framos, tho wood be
comes so perforated that tboro Is no
spaco to drive tho nails, and ovon if
thcro was, tho remaining holes would
allow tho air to escape. Gluo and saw
dust pasta do tho work, whllo load,
putty and othor remedies otton fall.
An otherwlso unsightly old stump, It
sawed off rather low, says a contempo
rary, may bo transformed Into somo
thing qulto pretty by placing on- it a
box rilled with ourth nnd planted with
ferns and Tradoscantla or almost any
trailing vine. If something brilliant Is
wanted fill tho box with scarlet gera
niums and let nasturtiums trail over tho
edgo. Tho box can bo painted groon or
bo covered with bark tacked on to rep
resent a rustic nasirot.
One of tho ponaltlos a great man must
endure la having ovory thing, from ba'
bles-and short-horns to now potatoes,
named after him. Secretary Husk has
Dad all theso testimonies ofrorod him,
ind an Ohio man adds to tho list by
naming a newly-originated strawberry
mo kawy uw, according to acpn$oni
OUT OF THE ORDINARY.
Stakdino near tho yard at Jonathan
Farmer's, In Oglathorpa County, Oa., Is
a rod oak treo which measures 27 foct In
clrcumforonoo two .foot from tho ground.
It Is hollow, nnd tho recess within Is
sufficiently largo to acenmmodato a half
An lmmanso double watermolon at
tracted attention In a Georgia grocory.
Doublo watermelons aro oxcoodlngly
raro, and all who. saw this, Including a
Southorn darky, who has soon many a
melon patch, declared It tbo first thoy
had ovor aeon.
A l.l vk frog was found, not long slnco,
Imbedded In tho center of a fourtoon
Inch stick of timber, lit tho Omaha mlno,
near Grass VallOy, Cal. Tho timber was
sound, with no opening wbatovor In it,
and tho frog only camo to vlow whon a
saw revealed Its habitation.
There is a roal floating Island In Nor
way lako, Mo. It has an area of ono
and ono-otghth ncros, formod of a quag
mlro mado up of a mass of roots, woods
and fibers and a growth of small troos.
It has for years boon tho breeding place
for hens, docks and other birds.
Mil. M unit at, of tho Pittsburgh mlno,
noar Grass Valley, split open a large
log. Ho found a muzzle-loading shot
gun that appoarcd to bo all right, but
when ho trlod to pull it from tho holo
tho stock crumbled to pieces. Tho bar
rels aro of flni mako and tho gun was
ovldontly stolon and hidden many yoars
Wim.i: two men wero hunting cows
near Fort Myers, I'la., their dogs tieod
a largo black boar. They determined to
sccuro tho animal, but had no weapons
except pocket knives. Theso thoy tied
to long poles, and, climbing tho trco
after tho bear, thrust tholr knives Into
Its neck until they cut an artery, when
It bled to death.
A rrtirrrv sight of ton seen on St
Charles arenuo, Now Orleans, Is a little
boy riding bis blcjclo with his black-nnd-tan
dog standing behind him Tho
dog holds on by resting his front paws
on bis master's neck, and appears to
hava no fear, no matter how rapidly
they travel. The,licoyune toys that
tho other day tho dog grow vvcaiy of tho
sport before tbo boy; so, without any
Tan reason that th tide Is so slightly felt
In tho Mediterranean Is that tho ebb and
1ow..BrS.oheo!tPd b Gibraltar strait and
the (Sicilian ridge.
Tho favorable Impression produced on tha
first appearance of the agreeable liquid fruit
remedy Byrup of Figs a fovv years ago has
been moro than confirmed by tho pleasant
experience of all who bavo used It, and tho
success of the proprietors and msnuf aotur
ors tho California Fig Byrup Company,
V7e sneor at the Siamese for worshiping
uiucliuudiiuu( ininK oi mo monev inai
is paid hero annually jutt to see it Tht
A sii.LOY skin acquires a healthy clear
ness by tho uso of Glenn's Bulphur Soap.
lIM's Hair nnd Whisker Dyo, 0 cento.
Great Bmtaix has a court officer called
"Kocpor of Heals." Could wo borrow bim
and send him up to Behrlng seal Albany
TnosB vho wish to prnotlco coonomy
should buy Carter's Llttlo Liver I'lUs.
Forty pills In a vial; only one pill a dosa
A CniCAap doctor says railroad conduct
or urn Hah , nn i 1 1 , . 1 ' . .
. . -y um uu.fc,uM ui IUU spinal
cord. Doesn't ho mean bell cord I
UnoxcniTis la cured hv frenuent Mmnlt
doses of l'iso's Cure for Consumption.
Tns man who Is trying to climb up Bods
lots or heels above him nnd lots of fists bo
hind him. Atchison Ulobo.
Hall's CATAnnn Cunis Is a liquid and Is
taken Internally. Bold by Druggists, 7Bo.
Contrary to somo people's supposition,
coal oil Is not found In quartz. Terro Haute
Watch Tnur Ilenlth.
When you feel chilly and feverish, take
warning. An ounco of preventivo Is worth
a pound of cure. A doso or two of Smith's
Tonio Syrup, mado by Dr. John Bull, of
Louisville, Ky., taken at this tloio may ward
oft n dangerous or probably fatal Illness. It
has an immediate beneficial effect upon tho
mucous membrane and clroulatory system.
Its timely uso will frequently ward oft an
attack of pneumonia. A slight cold will be
pono in tho morninglf a doso of this remedy
is taken at night It Is truly a household
necessity and no family can afford to bo
without it It tastes goodfend children will
ask for it It U in fact a groat discovery,
having all tho good effects of qululno and
none of its evil qualities. It Is harmloss to
tho most dcllcato invalid nnd will notdo
mngothosvstcm. It is a certain cure for
chills nnd fever, colds, Influenza, la grlppo
and all other effects of malarial Influence
A (jrr.Kii thing about a strtko Is tbat It af
ways comes to an end as soon as It gets Into
working order. Ulngbampton Republican.
An Kneiny wttli the llhettmatlim
May bo safely pooh-poohed. Ho is seldom
active. Look out for him, though, when
ho lias used Hostettor's Btomach Hit
ters for a whllo. for ten chances to ono
that beneficent restorative will mako him
well enough to como down upon you llko
n thousand of bricks when you least ex
pect it Dyspepsia, constipation, neuralgia,
kidney complaints and malarial maladies are
among tlio bodily afflictions completely
anocucu oui" oy iuo jiuters.
'InitlintPnt nrnlrm nl. ....... t. -.1
h3 nihir no n him.. I. .1 . n L .
Ing chauta. Ulngbampton Ilopubllcan.
(liti-AT mistaken nro of ten made In trvlnff
to economize. It is a safe rulo to follow that
tho hai is always thethfapet. A cheap phy
sician may cost you your life. If you have
Malaria in your system, you winnoioniy
bo miserable, but unfit to work. Lost time
Is money lost Onodollarspent for Bhallcn
bcrger's Antldoto will euro you in twenty
four hours. Bold by Druggists.
The Chinese carrv their devils with them
wherever they fo. Tbey nro great imp
porters. Texas blftlngs.
Have vou ovor trM Dobbins' Elcctrio
Boapl It don't cost much for you to pet one
lir of your grocer, and sco for yourself why
It Is pmlsrji by 10 many, after 24 years steady
salo. Ho sure to get no Imitation.. There
aro lots of thorn.
He "You never call mo 'Birdie' anv
more." Bho "BtiU 1 think vou are lust
as much of a jay as ever." Terre Haute
if you are iirou taxing tno largo om lasn
loned griping pills, try Carter's Llttlo Liver
Pills aud take somo comfort. A man can't
...nrfhlni, Onntilll n.ln.n iPH.IV.am
Tnc man who finds music In a clarionet Is
doubtless of the opinion that Apollo was a
tootle-ary divinity. Washington Post
TnAT bright nnd lively little boy used to
bo sickly and dcllcato before his mother
gave him Dr. Bull's Worm Destroyers. He
calls mem "gooa canuies."
Ammidowh Is a man's given name, sug
gestlvo of an Interrogation point, and tbo
proper response frequently Isi "I am."
Smith's Tonio Byrup glvos pcrfoct satls-
ractlon wnerevcr inca. J. n. uoenran,
The m&n who keens petllnir deonr mnd
deeper in debt Is naturally a person of more
iwes icnaeucies.--vvuaingion rosu-
deluded tbo unhappy victim of
catarrh in tho head. He's been
told that it can't bo cured. Don't
you bclicvo it. It can bo, and it
is no matter how bad or of hovy
long standing. It has been dono
for thousands by Dr. Sago's Ca
tarrh Remedy. Other so-called
remedies may palliate for a timo ;
tlits cures for all timo. By its mild.
soothing, cleansing and healing
properties, it conquers tho worst
cases. Its makers offer, in good
faith, a reward of $500 for a caso
of catarrh which they cannot euro.
They aro ablo to pay it. Aro you
ablo to talto it?
Tho symptoms of catarrh arc,
headache, obstruction of nose, dis
charges falling into throat, some
times profuse, watery, and acrid, at
others, thick, tenacious, mucous,
purulent, bloody, putrid and offen
sive ; eyes weak, ringing in cars,
deafness ; offensivo breath ; smell
and tasto impaired, and general
debility. Only a fovv of theso
symptoms likely to bo present at
once, mousanas ot cases tcrmi
nato in Consumption and end in tho
grave, without ever having mani
fested all theso symptoms. Dr.
Bago's itcmcdy cures tno worst
cases. 60 cents, by druggists.
New York, July it, ISM.
CATTLE Native Steers S i 00 ut i 00
COTTOM-MMdllni lztte mt
KLOUIt Winter Wheat., 3(5 a 125
WIIEAT-No.3 Km!... I.,,,. . 1)5 Ha DO
CO UN No. 3 , IIDil tiV,
oats Western Mixed m a 61
l'oitir-.Muss...., is n a is to
lli;i2Vi:S-Kipnrtflocrs 4 40
shipping.. 4 40
lions-Common toBelect.... seo
SIIKIIP-Kulr to OUoloo 75
FLUUR-I'nteiits...,.,, 4 05
XXX to OholAa 3 15
WIIEAT-No. 3 Ited Winter., S7W
uuiin so. 3 if ud, . .......
OATS-No. 3. ..,,.;
l s a
HAY Choice Timothy....... 13 00
w a mil-vuotou unirj
CATTI.E-Slllpplng.,11, ...- 0 a
IIO(18-(lood ioOholce. I1 u
MIKKP-liood to Choice,.., , 4 34 a
FLOUlt-vvintor Potent.,... 4 w a
,. Spring Vaunt..... 5 oo a
wiinAT-No. a spring.. 87 a
COltK-No.3 ......,"., 8
OA'l'S-No. 3 White .'..Si. ... 7
roliK-MundardMen........ 11 25 U
CATTLE Shipping Blears... S 33 a
Iions-sali-iit,..," (i.-.y,,,., S 4J a
WHEAT No, 2 Iteil.....i,..- 80ta
OATS-No.3..., J,,,. a
UOUN-Whilo, ,;7.i .... o
wdio viiiiiuu western., ....
IIAY-Cliolce.. .....v.,,,';..... 17 00
jAvu: uiuar mo.
a l co
a 8 to
a 13 oo
a it 33
WHEAT No. 3 Itod....V,.,,.
COllN-No. 3 W lxsd',.,VM
a 4 80
a 1; so
a l 30
1... 0 80
li'ii a )l 23
aou) iraut,rAKiB, urt
W. BAKE II & CO.'S
It abiotuttly pur ami
i 4a oIuff.
sira tiA In Its nrr rattan, ll 1
mti UM IJLtm tf 14 MrnA of
1 ttxo mil wim Btartu, Arrowroosj
n Bug r, ind U thmfor tu mm
I COltomtctt, MMfN UH OM M Mfl
I evp. 11 it neirat, Dowiiniig.
rtnnHlvcfiliiff, fUULT ClOMTID,
una idrnfmblr fttfipttd tot ,nTU4
M vU u for ptrtto" la heiltlk.
Sold by Orocr ererywherfl)
W. BAKER & CO-Dorclieiton Mass.
DEPENDENT PENSION BILL
bu become Uw, t IS PirVONTII to all honombly
dltchftrffed Soldiers nnd Utvllon of the late wr,wh
r Inert licit ted from ftrnlnr & cnpport. Wldowi
the Kfcine, without rr trtvrt to enae of death. Depend
ent Parent 1 nnd Minor Children Uo IntereiUd. Oftt
M yean experience. References In all parte of the
country. Mo charge If anincrtniru). Write at once foi
Cory of Law." blinks and full Instruction! Alt mi
to it. MeALLtATKIt A OO. (Successors to Willing
Oonard A Co.), V, O. Has TIB, Wash! eft a, V. O.
rHaMi rats rirxft n
BEN'RT BO 0 KRAT3
DHY GOODS, CLOTHINO, HATS,
CAPS, BOOTS. SHOES, GROCKH
IES, PROVISIONS. TOBACCOS,
H A RD V"A 11 E, QUEENSWAKE,
TINWAHE, OILS, SALT, ETO.
Country Produce bought and sold.
Goods delivered frco ot chargo to
ny part ot tho city. 1,
701 & 003 West Main and Corner
of Bolivar Street.
Ask Him! Who?
JONES OF BINQHIMTOH,
BINGHAMTON, N. Y.
What? Why on 8calos
" He Pays the Freight."
(in Tn lMv In n If onef If so, yon want a
UU 1IAKTMAN Rice I Wire Mat. Absolut elr flexible.
Endorsed by I'tirslrlans and U. H. OoTernmtnt. Bend
for prices. It All I'M AN MFU. CO., Hearer Fal!i,ra,
SVKUII THIS rirtHtMry M JN vnM.
THE DEPENDENT PENSION BILL
(lrftntf petition to Soldier., Balt.'r, and thtlf
Widow, nnd Children. Frn.il FJiNSIUNS
INUKEAKKU. Write ImmeOlmelr, itnllng joul
cue. a. ci. ji:umoii--, yvti'r-st-Litw.
Channcnrlltillitlitl". WAHIIINOTON, D. O.
vrjtuu Tula rum wwr m m
iff1- 13 "W I Ch 3EE T,
DBALBIl IN '
Groceries, Agricultural Implements
Wagons, Spring Wagons, Buggies,
Bond Carts, Plows, Harrows, Hay
Rakes. Corn Slicllers, Fop.d Cutters,
701 West Main Street.
If TOO WANT TO
KEEP OUT OF THIS
USE "BILIOUS BUTTONS."
SOLD 11V ALL DRUGGISTS.
Soldlere. Widows. Parents Henri for 31 f. A NIC ip.
rMPATIONS NI INFOBUATIOW. IATIIICIC
OTA It K ELF.., Pension .Agent, WasMiifitoo, 1.Q
r.1AMI THIS rAFXE imj t)M jMnUs,
AfiTUHJI A. Swedish Asthma OURS
n9 I rl IWI nHAIIBPn net tt fill.; md! rear
AtrrM. Will mall tuil UUflCU ptcUta CDfTC
10LUXSBROTllKK9Dlttai-U.,aT.UiriS,IO. I" WWmMm
VrXiMM THIS rirlA mrj liMiwvilU.
under the WKW UW.
Write lromedlatelr foj
1 BLANKfl for applica
tion. J.II.CIIAfXB A(C(.,VaihUctM,l.OL
TU AKB THIS rana trmj Hmy vtlta.
r' Successfully PR08BCUTE8 CLAIMS,
Late Frlnoipil Exarntoer V, S. Pension Bare an
S yrs In last war, 11 ddjadlcatlnif claims, attf sine.
rnii mis raa n um y writs.
FLIES AND COCKROACHES. jSS"ffl.JJ::
and receipts will bs forwarded. Ut It at any dm stora,
Ueorctt Ulmellt TXi Frsnkllo Arenas, U Luls. Ma,
Writftrj for now laws.
llsvad. Baesssser a fss.
UcComtek ioni,WfcialftfUa, D. 0.. Olastaaatl, O
U1ltf fOLMtGR snt tOISCRTlTORT. II
Sehoola.lol'auhm.srrortfior. A S1.00S
rUltMt Vuttufapll. riDfTMSl sua
bulldoii.KlMilrts UghU.StcsMlItsUn.eto. MCXIOOfMO
crSAlU tOU PAFXI mrj m jm ntts.
HAND COLLKOE. board, tuition and roam
rentiropcr rear, 9 years oid,3) teacuars. Ko ia
loona. fiend for IrcocatalogTic.
UN I ON CO UtVXi K or Ll W.Cbloato, Vail Term ba
F. II. REPHLO. ,
General Merchandise, ' No. CO I
West Mam Street.
JEFFERSON CITY, MO. I
KBGAHD BOTTLED BBBE.'
Havo the largest Brewing nnd
Bottling House West nf St. Louis. (
W. W. WAGNER, Proprietor. ,
$2.00 IP IE IR JDSrl
Cor. High nnd Monroe Sts. f
Knlarged, refitted ami ftirnlslicd.'
First class In nil departments. Ac
commodating nnd trusty porters ixts
Electric llfllls nnd Hess Guest call'
nnd Klre alarm In every room. Olllco,
Dining Room nnd lnrge&t and llnest
Hamplo rooms in the city on the first
DKAI.FR IS USD MANlTACTUUKll Off
sMRBLE o A!ID o GRAHITEs I
Monrnnents aud Headstones,
Adjoining M.rclmnl'i Hunt, Jcircitcn St.
COnNKIl IIIOII AND MADI10N ST. ,
FRKD. KNAUl', Proprietor. j
RATES-$2.00 PER DAY.
Telephone communications and other
modern conveniences. Commercial
men will find it to their interest to
stop at the City. It is centrally lo-'
cntcd and, Us sample .rooms ore tho
best. Trusty porters nt all passen
every WATERPROOF COLLAR or CUFF
THAT CAN BE RELIED ON
Wot to SpUt!
jSTot to TJlaooloiri
BEARS THIS MARK.
jf w TRADE
NE.D8 NO LAUHDKRIHO. OAN BB VIPED CLEAN IN A MOMENT.
THE ONLY LINEN-LINED WATEHPROOP
COLLAR IN THE MARKET.
WE TAKE QREAT PLEASURE IN CALLING TO YOUR NOTICE THE FACT THAT,
IN ADDITION TO OUR UNSURPASSED READY-PRINT SERVICE, THIS HOUSE CAN
ALSO FURNISH TO THE TRADE
I Uolpi ui Stnii
IN ALL ITS BRANCHES.
OUR FACILITIES FOR THIS VALUABLE AND HELPFUL BRANCH OF SERVICE
ARE AMPLE, AND WHILE SOLICITING YOUR ORDERS IT IS GRATIFYING TO U8
TO BE POSITIVE IN ASSURING YOU THAT
Our Work is Not Only Good, but Absolutely THE BEST I
IN ORDERING BE CAREFUL TO SPECIFY EITHER WOOD OR METAL BASE, A3
WE AIM TO FILL ORDERS WITHOUT DELAY, BE THEY LARGE OR SMALL. OUR
PRICES WILL BE FOUND CONSISTENT WITH THE HIGH GRADE OF MATERIAL
AND WORKMANSHIP FURNISHED. ESTIMATES CHEERFULLY GIVEN.
A. fi. EULlOGG flELUSPHPEl CO.,
368 & 370 QsavboVn Stvatt, Chloago, lit.
934 It 2 WALNUT STREET, ST, LOUli, MO. I 401 WYANDOTTE STREET, KANSAS CaTV, MO.
71 ft 7 ONTARIO STREET, CLEVELAND, OHIO, U ft 40 UEFPERSON ST., MEMPHIS, TENH.
I7T ft I TO ELM STREET, CINCINNATI. OHIO. I 74 TO SO EAST BTH STREET, ST. PAUL, MINN,
h piSO'S REMEDY FOIt CATAJiRIL IiMt. Easiest to lua.
Cheapest. Jlellef Is Immodlate. A. curs Is certain, l'ot
Cold In tho Head It baa no equal.
Tbttutadfl ! JMIf bmse4
wia U U U. B. A.
lAHr Uvm i4 thetr hultb u4
lhrlrhHplM ( Rldlt'a ITMd
tiutriiir itt la lafaMcv
40IIdMd bU n
HldM'.fMd. N. Dn.Hu
Mr is the i.EiDias rooii ii ss .nrdui.iiicu
ALL Cul .TUItT CU- r!r. Mm.
wtnt r,llel-;.l Writ, ni nd nociri kr nturn 'mtiV
.pproprl.t.bl.ok.nd foil lnitrurtlon.orj.44i.,
llh , oopj ol lb. n.w and Ulrl Lw. '
intlRCrllWt, Rill ion -
truu in rtiE .
S RillVIWII .urHrnii..i.;.;,.u.''
TiUJUIME A TiLUUMx. Wuf., IU..A VttUtnt, fJ
cuiu raoiictm vmn m
UHi ClmtUr thowlnv who ar
ntltlrt) t nt rw J 1C QO
Th. wumu biii
ra EUtd Vtvthfira avr iw
titled to tlfi mo. y 10 wtt n yoa n jronr moain
Lijivnki fro. 10UIH H. HL'ITkJs. luVtiHtM. 9. t.
w "Of I KIT RUCTION! VKKJC
WHEW VTIUTINO TO APTEnTMCIU VlXXiU
Farm and Machine Repair Shops
I1UA88 CA8riX08 MABK TO UIWKIl
Give us a v-all for nnytliinj: In our
line. Satisfaction giiarnntcctl.
Shops on Jvifrrson street, between
Dunklin nnd Ashley.
APMRRR' mm. "
1 XillilllJllU IlVilliJ) i
FHED. TRUKTZRL, Proprietor.
Having purchasetl tlio "Farmers'
Home," corner of Jefferson and
Dunklin strceti, nnd put everything
about the premises in good order, I
ask tho palronago of farmers and
First Class Meals and Lodging.
Finest liquor, wines, beer nnd
c'gam always on hand. Good horso
and wagon lots. Rates very reason
able. Very respectfully,
FItlCD. TKUKTZEL, rrop.
F. W. ROER
JKFFEKSON CITY, Mo.
Wines, Liquour, Cigars, Etc. o
NO. 221 EAST HIGH STREET.
A line Lunch counter run in connec
tion with tbo saloon, vvliorc lunch can
bo had at all hours.
CHRIS. J. MILLER
Vieth & Miller,
DKAI.ERS IK ClIOIC'H
WlilskJ by the giillftn nt low rates.
Families fiinpllcd wltli Cholceft rmiIj
86T 3 J 0 MaUlsou Street -XBa
To curs BUlouiness, Sick HeaJache, Ccnsll
pEtlon, MslrU, Liver Complaints, Ulo
tha (kte unit ccrtntn remedy,
jOttlS). TUlir AUB TUB AIOJT CONTCNIEMT.
tBialtnblo to. nil J.Km.
Price nf eltlitr Uc gg,.. pcr u0tti0.