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IN A SERIOUS CONDITION.
A Cat of T.rrlbl. Kidney Trouble.
Henry rainier, Cole and Walnut BU,
BarneavU',, O., aay.: "My kidney
troubl waa cau.od by hardship, and
aipo.ura la th. griny. Tb. awful pains
across my. back grad
ually became nior.
trn never until I wan In
V .4 y constant inleery. Mr
feet and band wer.
wollun to twice their
natural alt.. Tb kid
ney secretion, wer.
In a terrlbla condi
tion fur month. I voided what.eemed
to b clear blood. ! becam. o dlirr
everything .eemed to whirl , My eon
dltlon wa. alarming when I began
u.lng Doan'a Kidney Pill.. Hcfor long
1 Improred and waa aoon atrong and
Remember the same Doan'a.
For aula by all dealer. CO centa a
box. Fost.r-llllburn Co, Buffalo. N.Y.
A LITTLE AFRAID OF IT.
Tickson Kllcka Giva you a tip,
the matrimonial bonda are pretty good)
Oldebatch Not for me. Kllcka. I'm
ot doing anyUiIng to (peculation.
Why Ha Whitewashed.
A country doctor tella a atory of a
man who moved Into a dilapidated old
cottage, and waa found by tie doctor
bually whitewashing It inaide and out.
Tm glad to ae yoo making tbla old
Place ao nice and neat," aaid the physi
cian, tt'a been an eyesore In the
neighborhood for yeara." "Taln't
nothing to ma about eyesores." waa
the reply. "The last couple what Ured
here bad twlna threa times, and I hear
whitewash la a good disinfectant Ta
a, we're got ten children."
Oatend And. pa, la there alwaya
water In the stock market?
Pa Tea. my son.
Oatend But how da you know, pa?
FaOh. becaua there ta always
aoma one taking a plunge tbsr.
Barber How would you Ilka your
hair cut. alrT
Btude Fine. Do you think I cam
In here to discuss the tariff!
on Torn n ornri look tflmwi
It ao, v 1U4 Ones Hall Blue. It wtll mii
Uiem whit aa mow. I o. package S centa.
(toodnes. Is the only Investment
that never fatla. Thoreau.
THE HEALTH PROBLEM
If you are la search
of good health try the
plan adopted by thou
sands of successful users
take Hostcttcr's Stom
ach Ditters and watch
the results. It is the
Keystone to I leal th. For
Costivencss, Poor Appe
tite, Biliousness, Cramps,
I Icadachc, Diarrhoea and
Malaria, Fever and Ague
it is excellent Try it
today, but insist on hav
ing the genuine. Hos
tetter's, "with our Private
Stamp over neck.
J ft j I
nerni'i rtv f -v;
For Quatfjrmtr, Mincn, Farmm and AB
Men Who Do Kou jh Woti
This mean yoa Made of steaL Lighter
Itian leailier. Outow the shoes. Thry
aav yon munv. Huily attKlieJ. Auy
riitlr ran put them on or wur slte
Vlr hh. slr(tr flltJ With thttn.
txuj ( looikWt timt teila all about tlitut.
L'MTLD SHOO AUCUlNtRYCO.
"r:3ir:ii Tkomp.on'i tji Walir
i rv -
five times as large as all Kneland and
Wales, neither Poor Richard nor any
of the other dear old chroniclers
made nobs of tba fact
But Inaamnch as the colonlsta felt
big enough and strong enough and rich
enough to pitch Into Oreat Britain,
and, not only did pitch Into her, but
boat her after a fair fight. It would
look to an unbiased person today as
if the forefathers of the firecrackers
had a pretty good opinion of tbem
aelvea and of whst they bad In band.
It Is quite likely that after the un
pleaanntneM known as the Revolution,
wbwn tba country waa atrldlng ahead
with Its commerce, was selling Its
cotton and Its tobacco to every one
that wore clothes or used the weed,
they felt they had more reason to pat
them. Ires on the back for the mar
velous growth they showed before the
elhtp nth century was done.
But Just supposing one of the
frarners of the Declaration could read
over a few statistics and observe a few
event that that are at band today!
If you told him that alnce hla day the
country hU country-baa Increased
S-o atltri-U.m,t m m0r
. ,h intioTK and moro
than a thouaand times in wealth, how
...!rt: .V.VWf 7id S
Inlon, ,h m . . our,,rlend,
wron- tJ L kT.k Am
prone to do. that the good old day.
were best, or would he not be mora
beadle and make a peremptory de-
mand for your Incarceration aa a dan-
SurlT It tnnh I. .tr. k..
Uon egureaar, .tranger .oil when
measunng in. vast .trlde. that our
country ha. Uken .Inc. th. Fourth of
July. 1774. What on. of th. signer,
dreamed that In 103. or less than to
''"."I" hU .S? , "iL Ukt
historic doaument. the United SUte.
would acqulr. a territory of I76.O00
round numbers SOO.000 .quar. mile.
Every once ta a Uttl. while Unci,
Bam seemed to grow territorially hun-
gry, and would lunch oT a promising
fragment of th. continent Th. Gads-
den purchase of J6.000 aquare mile.
E HAVE no written f -- SVa ''. , "
, Q record to prove that ,';,' . rj yrT' .' f ' " ' , ,.
A the makers of the first f?.-." tV'.v ' 'V '- 'j -O - X
. 1 Fourth of July wer. t -J- (' ' : ' i -.Jf y -J J"
7 ; 1 given to boasting VTT,' fT
, A about their i-osae.- ih'V'Rf It I T-fc firCy' ' "YSJf J ? S-
V I slona. If they were J MT' ' 5 F , '-.' C7 O'
. In the bsl.lt of writing .' ; ' j -:Ft TA f'l L r ' IT' S'S&S
-y '"tr. to tholr Eng. V V iT I " - - 1 ' i 7i i tF. TTV '
llvh coiilns. In which :-; rV ' 1 5'-' " , V'1 J V ,
they casually rxforrad ' V 4" ," J?
lo the fart that they owned a territory 'a .' . .... .. 'Z-.if ' , r:,'
of over i37,OUO square nillos, or soma J ';, '. ' rtrr .-'.y"' .'""''1?
was tnao. In 1FM; Alaaka waa bought n,eSt has complied this year are rrob
y0.000 square mll. to our map. and Tb.y are so colossal that they really
kg Itsl w iwi tU ILI IllVtliraD 1
lands to prov. that w. were not dls-
criminating against th. Pacific ocean
u iuo uikuer w our iiror. 1 urQ til
a bunch, during the day. of 1bS1
'" !!".TT..U0k rn W0- u"n
and tb. BhlUpplnea. and a few of th.
Bamoan Ulanda. TU. Sandwich la-
TU. Sandwich la-
land, w.re aoarcely worth mentioning
uu,, . -e. ro.ie 10 our railroad freight was not known. rs
real estat. hol.llng.-g.740 .guar. ilbly ,hr. wer, flfur compile
k-. '".'f "C,rrnd Por, Kl
witn its 3.600, and little Quam with
Its U might be left out altogether
and we'd hardly nolle, that w. bad
The Philippines totaled about 14X-
000 sQuar. mllaa, and you'll hardly b.
able to suppress a stulle wben you ar
Informed that tb Bainoau "Islands"
wai w. too a over In lka had tb.
enormous area of .3 square mile.. But
ven at that thar.'. plenty of room
upon thoe llttl ocean dota for ca-
bl bouse, dry dock, and coaling .ta-
Hon.. A few thousand tons of coal
atored at any on of tbos places may
the tidy showing ,4 l.3.731 .quar
territory cost th. Vnlted
State, treasury enactly 7.03,76S, or
about 30 a .quar mile. Add what
we've bought to what we had durlug
th Kwolutlon, and you get a total of
a little mora than 1.000.000 .quar
mile, of territory.
total wealth of th. United States to.
day la over f 110,000,000,000. Tbey have
com. to the conclusion, after going
over acre aad acrea of numeral, that
vary aa. woman and child In th.
lulled Btate. ha. fit 72. If you have
not aa much a. that you should go to
Washington and demand the difference
Va::ar,ourSrl.kf..uhV,nI,hl,',U - .,Vrr Vlh
Pa . !' ' ,unrhoun. Hon wa. ! 463 aj.d even that amount b1' s,n P"I' atand. In con
and dinner, of new land that our .".".Vci t 1. ab'uie'v Un Vit to th. ball of th. eye.
uncle baa enjoyed .Inc. 1774 w. get ..j ,h,. ,h.
en I Ira Vuwl w ..I
Th. government figur. i.Mert.. who eM " " """"P-P-rs the evil- fa dUcuu,ort, j',, .V Hair
ought to b. lb best on earth, for they or ,rln,'1 1w "ey Tntmrn wTiPtMJnn
get mor. p., than any other .tatl.tl - .t.tement. of clrcula- JiZiVl T
duns on th. globe, calculate that th. uon' man who a.nlred irt
from MaJ. O. P. Austin, chief of the to 1S.$: bales; now w. use 4,500,000 made, for silk hats wer not then la
bureau of gtatlstlca. If .very on. bales. vented." And from th UIM author
who ha mora than 134.71 should go W. are consuming mora than a 000 . ltr we learn th.i -.wwr. h... -.
to Majo.' AusUn and "whack up" with
him to th .itent of .very peuur ey
nave abov. that .utn, he could make
an exact dlsulbutlon of our natioual
wvaun ana everynoay niigm t saUe-
lied lor a minute. Tba calculation of
what vry on. ta a country ought to
. -:i.7 f ay A C
be worth Is the estimation of what la
known aa the -per capita wealth "
Accor,3In of ftln-
reckoning, you and 1 are worth
a go-,d deal more than we were In the
country was youtg. In
M. or at the time wben tHey have
th6 Crit ,eeurd of tr "P"'-
the cltUen. of th. Vnlted States wera
only worth 5 apiece. The gain In per
"P'U h" 0t l"D
.te.dy during tb. decade.. Certain
cen.u. year, .bowed u. poorer than
uuriua me previous ten yeara. But
.i v. "
along nlce.y. thank yow. In 10 w.
wer. worth $7.6S a head. 1SI0 had fall-
en to $ ; In 1S30 w. were even a
little poorer at 16.78. but In 1S40 had
Jumped to 10.81.
In th" m,ddl of th
aTance4 u, 0, .,,lece Md from
u,at Urn. on ther. wer. no more bar-
escn od al, of ui h . r c,pl,4
debt of only I10.7S, or considerably
less than one third of what we own.
With a ahowtng like that we may be
pardoned If w. take the day off and
The tl((.e.t figure, that the rovcrn-
tta raiiroad bu.lne.s, and perhaps not
. xtry niuch to tlk. riU,r rt
vxcent hv tiT at rflmikiritiin lat
.... .v.. ... rn.
tona of fr. Ight one mile. W.
not eaMlT con..r. ,b.t showing
th in.nitnl of frU-ht h..,l.,1 rtnn.
coin,n, 0,ve. for during colonial day.
lln bow many pounds of Irelgl.t
wer carried by tb coastwise vessuls
or the ihUs that plied between Amer
ican and English. Dutch. French, and
Portuguese porta. If these ftaures
were prepared, however, they have
been lost In U. duet of time and th
world ha. beo too busy to bunt for
th, Toar UOO th. Vnlted States
aa of ,,7 6,Kl m,,h r,(J
Tb , golng qulu , bu ono mugt
,cknowldg Last year w. converted
ui,CJ.J2; th. silver coinage record
was $2:4.:4; last year it waa f U Jl
7-7 ' '
In lt:o the pig Iron production of
th. emir country waa estimated at
? - 0?0 ,0"; ,"t U ln'ut 1S-'
tKl' - wh' -
,n ,bp Jr,"r 1810 thfr " Jd
15, newspsper. In the country, a.
"""Mreu witn 11. .1:11 at the preent
tlmo. Th. record, do not attempt to
The w ar department spent $:.fi,000
,n 1S01-1 alnst mo. than )17&,iH0.
Tt4 nTT expended H.44SAV In
100, a. compared with till. 000.000 last
ear, while th pension roll of th two
r waa $04,131 and 1M.$.46T.
Cotton consumed In 1S0O amounted
000.000 iund of sugar a year Just
now ; In I860, th. ftrn rwcorjed year,
th. ctnsumptlon for tb. IS months
was :; 1.000.000 pounds. Almost equal-
cum i a. ...
ly enormous and utifathdinabla fgure.
ar produced to show the annual valjs
I th stork product, of the country,
Of farm anlrcals there were produceu
for the market last year 1 121 2S!. C-0
Haf a century ago. when th. .Utls-'
Uclan. first began to bury th,mlre.
about such thirds, the r-cx-rd w
1514.1 .0.0(4. -how Ir.g that the farmer
ha. ben dolr.g bis duty by hi. coun-
J family a. well a. by th.
manufacturer, th. miner and the rail-
Tbc ttoffice ha. grown from an to-
.Utuil-.n uh branches In ISM
nearly 70 (K'O today
pa puouc .cnooi
and u,e number of telegram, sent over
th. ,lrei jurn from ooo
40 yenr. ago to T or'
ILlu ihUrw W m ther
The.', figurea." whfl. eloouent. glv.
b f " J bVt -a, far!
pen.d In our me .Vl'are dena
VVorda That Are Out cf Styl..
Mos' o!(1 English words have fall
from thclr h!s eatate and ar. now
"DD'1 In the best society, at acy
rat ln Mayfalr and Eelgravia. uf
1 e" " tL Sl,Ion wori "Udy." which
we ar. told la derived from "luaf
giver." In 1910 w. speak of a "woman" and
the word "lady- haa become almost a
term of reproach. A young single
woman I. a girl pronounced "gj-lrr
a. th. name "young lady- Is re
served for barmaids, shop hands and
Then th. word "dress" used to d
scribe the outer garment of our moth
er, and grandmothers, but "gowns"
and "frocks" are worn by women f
the twentieth century. Also w. may
!f'k "-Uona." but not of "rela
uves; and the most venerable of
rooster must be called a "chicken," as
the word "fowl" has sunk almost to
th. level of low language. Juen.
People of Other Plantts.
Calculates as to the site rcoulrrd
for human belr.gs on the other planets
TrT IJIJ' nc'rdlng to th basis of
reckoning According to tfco. Wed
upon th attraction of g.-.vlty. Jupiter
hM'1,, Peopled by rygmle. of :t
iDehr Wolftua. on the other band.
rCu' H Goliath himself would b
accunted decidedly underslied uja
Moinu.. a Uttl calculation shows
that an average Jovian must be nearly
thirteen feet .even Inches tall not
quite four Inches shorter than Oc kit.
of Hashan. according to th measure
of his bedstead given lu IVutetouomy
wore hi. coat ao blgh In the d-.llar
that th back of th bat rested upon
It. Thi. fashion waa ao prevalent
that, according to Sir Algernon West,
"every hat hsd a crescent of cloth
,h. Krk ,h. hr. . ,
ih. ruhbin .,f th- ....,
don beaver of whirh ih. ' fc.i ...
unknown, and In tb evening a fo'd
lug ctapeau bra. was always carried
under th aim. '.s.vt h. 1
aHthicary or a solicitor would aav
c : I
Mai. Fa.hlon. In
dieanied of leaving hia hat la th hall
of tb house where he waa calling or
A Pretention Agatftet t Heat.
V.'ba rvit t!a to tsi'n n a
1 ac-oal mt'ler btea ye a.d XK -.
to ) whUb 1. it botv-r, luy yr.ir
('.f a glsss t a bctl cf Cm a-CcJa.
It la CKil'.zi re'.tev. fatig't st.1
Qoentt. tie tT.lrst. VU-w a.
th purest wor and Vf B'."-r f
drick. At Ak fo-jt'a'r.s 4 car
bor.at4 la tfj'tie in vryw?ire.
Eend lc sun:? for lxxkt "TteTr
Abo-jt CviUU" tr.i tt. CsViia
Bsban Rxrd Ikoh f'r IJlO. Tb
Utter t'DU.n tt. ft!r.:i poe-w
"Caay At Tfce Bat," record. tir
for both leagea, and otS-r vsl'abi
baaeba:i Infrrtr.s.Ion ef!4 ly aa
tbotitlea. Addrea. Tta Coca-'a C.
An Almost Universal Pfsyse.
"Anion th late Li tic? foes' seen,
dotes abo.t praytr." said a i-fc:'.ad4i-pbia
Methodist. "iher was one coor
cernlrg a very original Sorr'.t'.ca
"Thi. preacher. !n the course cf a
long prayer oce Ein'ay t:lt. rwjLV
ed the many itlj5orfar.ee and t..s that
had befallen t!m ln tt co-jrae cf bis
long life. Then, algh'ltg heaTly. t
"Tboa hast tried me with aSletios.
with bereavemett. and with .ttow of
many kinds. If thou ar. obliged to try
m asaln. Lord, try c wili tie bur
den of wealth-'"
Had a Reason.
"Why don't you c:i yov:r tewtiper
th Appendix?" asked th enemy of
the political tots.
"Any special reason for wantlrg m
to do so?"
"Well. If. a ucle organ."
Every great man Is always being
helped by everybody, for hla gl?t la to
get good out of ail things and all j-er-sods.
Cler whit c;ate sre a tt h
hoeke-r uses P.H Crrs BaU i.ur.
Large 2 ox. pacaags, i cuts.
Search others for tbeir vlrtae. and
thyself for thy vices f.:r.
Lew-:" F.D;e Drnder (iee s msa what
he wants, a rich. n-,ow-taat;ti( car.
Candor ia ever the brightest gem of
true criticism. Disraeli.
A Clean Man
Oarud alswlMf ia laws thaa ka tb KatrW A sws atr
aarwU kiaascif a suits tiaMS a mmj, ami etid b - - - Good
liswltsi aaeaa ciewwJiMW awe mmlj etaids. bwi aaaxie. It 11 1
slew atosaacsj. cia bowels, deaa wload, a eaa liver, aatd
, deaa, bealtky tmsii. Tat ssaa W is eiawai aa tkm wwy
will look at aad act it. H will wwrfc wmtk aawrgy mad tWk
clean, clear, healthy thonghta.
He will arr tresabUd rith livwr, Iwwg.
disorders. Drapeswia aad ssdigeaties) aogisaa 1
ca. Blood 4miiii ara Isasd watrs tawea a
Cocaaasptiosi aad kmatm.w aweaa waolsaa Uags.
Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
Mood. ad slisav tMsJear tmk.
It rsetwrea tost to tb swrva syttsss, aad ewrs sn 111 as a
awtMtTwnoa. It cowraiaa alooaol wr kekit-tWawiag drag.
Cotip tios is ta oaoet we lea aaclasabsm. Vr. ttmnm'n
lets ewr it. TW awvee arise- Eav la tak aw ata4v.
The Simplest Car
Tb wr-B.lerfid sale cf ti Oiertand
grraier tan any other ear e'er arvjwn
la larr;y ij to s;iai ucity. ISe nun who
runs Lit own ear u:i a troul ! r-rauC car.
W. ere tura:ag cut 10 iuk cars eeerv
day, but w never yet Kara been t.. to
auaae as aaacy as peep wanted.
Eay to Operte
TT OrerUnis opera U Vv p.tal eon teal
On gnea baawaid cr forward, fat
M. Ij a.a:j-.y puahing pda;a. Il u aa
s:nxj Is as w-a.ag, aad tie kaais ar k:t
free to steer.
The Oreriaal kaa fever parts tKia aa
Br ent.nnobtie. to part w nvaje to
take the puce rf anacv. It free tiM
eoin 1; t.-a. Tt o(-cratias ar all a
A novje eowlj row sa OreeUn 1 fr-.
erwjt In coast th tri time be trwvl I'm
cf thes ears kaa ma T.ivO aaJoe witowt
Kspuig i La eijM.
Vrrr Low Price
TV OrerD.la are e&ade aa waUtea are
-iv ly UKierw aunaix tMTh.ttrrf
And w drivus a facUary w tu
lieeetu f the farta. sa i oar ormu
output, W (IT tB (vir la bUI IU1
arvivna Wi aaa rut la cuat
pax rest ia th (a4 year axm.
w iieaunfeaau uaoaiaa.la
T " 1 '"" -.e-' if"
' iSrfa l,wr-i .m , ..ae-vJ"- 11' a I (?()
ssTMMaBBiiiiiiinaii im tu. ., , .''JiLtaXBsgjllr iHa'.lV. IffglMwaBkaaWlaM
THt riUST APrLt CATION OF
Kkt-aaratk-anateaa ikla seNiu-aa fla aWTwaf Meat
i-1 i a.-f au. ar as. I laatajl ru.
itsiNoi. tmjucu. tovtr.vNY. b.vlvimo&i, na
As aa arrCoaiwa tW Enrsaa, Bant aad ScaUa. I tuanidee Raiiwl Oiatawrat
lk nag tU. H:vCco.itt fcwA. IWuw;e,
I There 11 no prob
( 1cm of increased cost
I of food if you eat
! An il? ryxl; tie., io-j;
Cornpsret'I ni:h 1 thcr
itrAi Qaaicrr Oats t.cv.
!rr.o-.t r.c'hir. and ' -.t it
I Luiiij the Lest.
. fa--! rr-:,r r r' "4 w
S --.' sra.4 Ui a-a a-
a;ir re-t ts mm
' A-e 1 . . f m
i , :-- ' MAM . Jf
I J f ml iJm taper if-
kawg wftf Cir a. W, itih aal
A Weioasa dft kr Ay Xa
W. N. U, Kansas City. ho. 2H'.a.
awaa a a
We B-r-w s3 a S5- kere?wer Oeeevawl
f r ll.'.'.O la ro!er a-.j. or fur It.ll
with tottiMwa. 1 ha ear Lu a 171 iav-a
wheel la, a&i as eaay caL- oi M
B.iea sa kwr.
se.-! a sraerwwee 0eriaJ e
ll.ro. ether IWerUs 1 skkU e.-
Ilv ao i 10 Aii price uiuia gta
"T sal ucteta.
I in wi'.l f.ai ear that cweapara wttk
aa Ceriaad at as; where avrax us prio.
The Car VouH Want
Yew w.n a why th CVetUaia eta3
a J clef ear atua saaae loar evwa-
r'j.a. S aervrev run ara vva raa tl ua,
K tiieta ar VVeriaad deader rr-rara.
II at tb nrat ate la m see.1 (u r
''' ail lS atvW asd ke-w a 1
t t..Ha. Kew aead 11 uj
,T- e eare4 Uaier. Ikiu seal us
tti o-wpon fc.'v. ,
Ta W.ItT.0weUavd Cv
Y l'f Owaata
lawaed I'-i- eUea rawest
efcn n aaaW a aa reaw.
aa lav. aerti. tea fc .
liva at.aa wt JvJ '
. 1 .