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The Abilene Democrat tells of a man who
toptucl over night in n until! tnn nrar
'tlifre Ami rrRisicicd fit th hotel pointed out
to him I iy the conductor n tin Lt in town.
In the morning lie wanted totaU-a lintlinnd
consulted the iroirietor aliotit it. TIip iro-
5irietor thoutud kick to the renr: "Here,
'oni, this here pent wants to take a bath.
Uring the fixin'o." Tom toon appeared, car
rying a rake of ellow foap, a towel and a
Tuck. ."Whnt'n the pick lor?" atkfd the
iuett. "Why," laid the proprietor; "you'll
Have to datu up the ciuk," Kanus City
New York. Atir.
Steer.. ..J 4 l0 'Hi
KIAJUH Winter Whiut...
WHKAT-No. 2 lUd
I'OltlC Mtss (new)
2 .ii 'd
.. . u
15 25 W
Crnvi anil Heifers.
UALVKS-(kt Hii II.M
HO(iS- I'nir to Choke
KllKIM'-l'nlr to Choice....
WIIKAT No. 2 lied
HYH No. 2
WOOl Tub WiiMii-iI
Other C.riiik h
IIACON Clear ltlb
UATTI.K Native ritevrt....
IIOC3S K.ilr to I'linlie
KllllKI' I'alr to Choice....
FLOUJt Winter l'.itints...
HtirliiK l'at nth...
WIIllAT-Nn. :i Sprliik-
No. 2 Itnl
' 13 4'J
JA I n -Mo. 2,
S7',s'i(' 13 W
DATTI.K-Natlw Steels.... I U
IIO08 Knlr to Choice 4 75 'n
WJ1HAT-N". 2 Ite.l Of
CO UN No. 2 Mixed -tiiVu'
OATS-No. 2 White SI W
KLOmi-HIgh (Jruilex 4 (0
OATS No. 2
HAY Choice IS Ou
IIACON Short Itlh Wile
WHHAT-No. 2 lied Ki Tr
COItN No. 2
OATS-No. 2 34 10
VA( 'ON Short Itlh!-- t'Vi
I'or lloineneken.' Mud Ojlmilra.
The country iiIouk the Cotton licit Koiite
In SoatheuM .Missouri, Arkitiiii, North
west luisinna mid TVh.i oilers the great
t opportiinitie-. for Hoinc-wkeri.. .Mild
climate, kooiI water, cliwiji ImililuiK mii
terial, uliiiudnnce of foel.und hoil that will
ciftru iuu hiiiRlo M'aMin yicjilcnoali to pay
fortlio croiuid. Land ruu I UiiiKht hs
chip u ?-'.3U an acre, prairie land at f4
and t5per acre up, bottom land at t ami
tti Taei tip, improved or partly cleared
land at tW and $l.'i per acre up. Some fine
Jiropoxitinn-. for colonic tro-ti; of 'J,(XX)to
.OOOatreK at 4 to til) per acre big money
intliiw for a kooiI ornnnicr. Fruit and
truck Infidx iti the famous each and toma
to belt of Kiiht TexiiH nt 10 to (T-'O icr acre
up. Wrilo in-fur information alout cheap
rates, excuri-ion date--, aNo literature ile-t-criptivo
of this preat countrv and let us
help you Hhi! n home that u III cost you no
wore than the rent von pav everv year.
k. w.Laiikaumk. ;. i' &t.a..
' Cotlon Helt Itotite.
St l.oiii Mo
Onr Slrrniiiiiia Life.
Foreigners seik m v.iiioiih wag to ex
prens their i-ciit-c of the Micnuoiucs of
Anieriian r life. An idiii ateil joiiiik Ital
ian, who is a pmt in Ins ovv'n lanuane,
tried to expics the idea with pieciion
the other day. He k.iiiI louiv and w.th
"Americans do even thing nihlily."
N. Y. Timex.
Hcrlt Milken It the Wurld'H I. ruder.
Merit, greatest medicini! ever put into
convenient foiin for ijuitk, easy, pleasant
um. backed by the richt kimf of adver
titlnff, bus (fiven C'ufcurcts the (rre!'t
est sale in tin; woild araoiiK laxativ.; Mid
tciiics. Over ten million boxes a year are
now bcinir bought by the American people,
d'reat succchh always brings out imitatoiK,
und readers are warned that when it
romes to buy im: medicine, the best it. none
too ood, and whenever a dealer offers to
nell you something just as good, put it
down as a worthless fake, put your mynev
in your pocket, and go to a storo where
you will Im treated fairly, and where,
when you ask for Cntcarcts, you will
jet what you ask for.
A Lack of Coincidence. Downer "I am
flail it is good form not to wear a watch
with a dress mit." L'ppei "Whv?"
Downer "HecaiiKe 1 neer have my wa'teb
and my ilrcta buit at the mine time."
.Men ii nil Women
alike find plcasmc m tirolitablc invest
incntH. We have a number of interesting
lublicatioris that tell of i-cctions on the
ine of the M., K. & T., wiieie the careful
investor hua an oppoi Utility for placing
capital piolitably. .Send two-cent stamp
to picpay postage, to "KATVi" Suite ii.,
tit. Louis, .Mo.
Tommy "How dom Jimmy like Ilia new
work?" Johnny "Oh. he navs thrre'a
nothin' the matter with it, except the pay
an' the hour" an' the work.' Glungow
To Care Cold Im One nmy.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
lnisciti refund uioneyif it fails to cure, Me.
It ia the grain of truth that gives fore
to the lie. Ham's Horn.
1 am uie I'io' t'uie for Consumption
saved my life three year ago. Mrs. Thos.
Robbing Norwich, S. V., Feb. 17,1000.
You cannot lire by
ce. Hum's Horn.
ro cure, or money relundeclbTyoLnmercriantr why not try
A l.lttle OS.
A local firtit of note tells an nmusin?
tory of his visit to an insane asjliim in
lliis state. Spending as much time as he
could visiting an inmate, In; started down'
the staire on his way to catch the ttaiu
back to the city.
At the foot of the stairs Mood a large
clock. Taking out his own watih to loin
pare the time, he found theiu was a dif
ference of i-cveral minutes. Turning to the
doorkeeper, a young Irishman, he in
quired if the ilock was right.
"Hightl" snid the doorkeeper. "Do you
think it would be hcic if it was right"
A German Farmer' Caae.
Rich Fountain, Mo., Aug 17th. Rev.
Ton. 1'ope, of this place, t.s widely and
favorably known as a clergyman who baa
done and is doing much tor his people.
He is very much beloved by everyone for
the faithfulness of his pastoral work.
Rev, Mr. l'ope has given for publication
a statement made to him bv a German
farmer, who is a member of his congrega
tion. The man's name is George I loci
lcrcr, and he has given Rev. Mr. l'ope this
"Last winter I stifTercd very much with
Rheumatism. 1 could neither walk nor
tide on hote back nor do any farm work.
"I took medicine from (lilfeicnt doctors,
but they did not do me any good. Then
1 tried Dodd's Kidney 1'ills piociircd for
me by a good friend. After 1 had taken
the first box I telt already a heap better;
I was relieved of the p.iin and could walk
and chop wood; and tin- contraction of
my lingers ln-gan to rewolve.
"Now sitae 1 have taken six more boxen
of Dodd's Kidney 1'ills I feel well again
and am able to do all the woik on the
Too Sinitrntlif f the Past.
"No. the Duckleighs never have
"Hut 1 thought they bad everything tint
les. but they are a little cnitire
about hay fever. Their father Used to
run a feed store, yoc know." Cleveland
Chicago, Ft. Paul-Minneapolis, four daily
fraitia via the Cliicje & North-Wet'.itu
To t.lnr is human; t Jorgive takes time.
low n 10IIK
Old Fofa, Hacks of Chairs, etc., can be
oycu with ruuum raaeien j;yea.
Occupation ia the neythe of time.-'Ka
COMPELLED TO USE A
Mrs. P. Conlin. fO On-en-fs-Jd
l'a,,tJi): " I FiilTerisI with
backache, and, dcspiu llio
ustiof medium's, 1 could not
ICetridof it. JuiwcumittUrd
to v a crutch fur riiht
MonWij, and a part of thn
time was unable to walk at
all. I fairly hrn-uuii'd if 1
attempted to lift my fis-t
from tliH fli.jr, and, finally,
I lost control ot my limits
through weakness, as I could
neither bend nor straighten
upUilny lull tielrlit. and if
evcra womnu vah In a serious
condition, 1 was. My 1ms
liand went to Kelly's driiK
atoru and lirouclit liorno a
box of Doan's rills. I felt
easier In a few tiny, and,
continuing tlio trculuiuut, I
Ker free trlnl
I'.mlt r-Mlltturn t'ti ,
rHVi j j J
Loaded Black Powder Shells
shoot stronger and reload better
than any other black powder
shells on the market, because
they are loaded more carefully
and made more scientifically.
Try them. They are
THE HUNTER'S FAVORITE
It Cure; Colda, Couftha, 8ore Throat, Croup, Infla
enta, Wliooblng Cousli, Jironchltla and Asthma.
A certain euro for Contumption in flrtt itagcr.
and r. anre relief In advanced ataeea. Uto at once.
You will ace the excellent effect after Uklne tna
flrtt oom. gold by dealer! eTerrwhare. Larca
boitlea 'ii cectt and SO ccnta.
4 SLICKERS I
4it, Tbf bl BUrfirtir I
vwimui ih uw wor Ml, ut
Itnj th ccnuIm a
kind llut wB' rek,
pMi r t Kick. Alt
Iih, til at; If i, hr U
Jf sst t lUklcn. write to
Compellcclto lie on Her
Jay Finds a Tonic In Pe-rii-mi.
Miss Curtain, of St
Paul, Gives Her
Ml SS XP.LLt B CI ' RTA 1 N, t!C Pearl
strco.t, St. Paul, Minn.. lieudMtlch
woman in a department iitorc writes:
" have charge of a department In
a dry goods store, und after standing
the larger part at the day, I would go
home with a dull ache, generally
through my entire body. I used V
runa and eel so much better that I
walk to and from the store now. I
know I'eruna to he the best medicine
on the market for the diseases peculiar
to women." Miss Sellle Curtain.
Nothing-is m wenkeninp; to the human
system as tbo constant loss of mucus.
Catarrhal iiillatuiiialion of tin: mucous
membrane, produces an excessive forma
tion of mucus. Whether the mucous
juembruue be located in the head or
CRUTCH FOR EIGHT MONTHS. DOAN'S KIDNEY PILLS
MRS. P. CONLIN. CARBON DALI.'. I'A.
na soon nhtn to walk. JM
the end of tun vieeks tla)
IMinsia iny'li.iiislelt. WJi-a
J had eiN)ilc-led the trea
Ji hi it . 1 hnihni.t nn nihe mf
a pnin, and 1 li.ne lie n la
that couditiou cv cr since.
Aching backfi nro eascL
Itlli 111. C- i.n.l li.li, i..l.a
overcome. Kui-Illni; of III
llinlis and diopsy aigis
'lhey correct urine with,
lirii k dust M-illniinl, hlla
colored, pain in passim;,
drlbtillm,', freiiiency, liel
wettlni;. Donn's Kidney Pills
rcinnvo ciilcull and gravel.
lUllive heart palpltatinii,
sleeiili-ssners. Ii I'lulacli e.
lioi. mnlt tl.1. eeniKtn to
lliilTulii. V V If uttuM.
ivrllo lul.lnira on nli
WET WHTHfR CQflftHiT
i iwro i no sotisiacwon Keentr
inbDDemo dry and eomfoitabl)
when out in the hardest storm
YOU ARE SURE OF.THI
ir iou WEAK,
riADC III DLACIV OH TEUOW
BACKID Vf OUR CUARAKTE1
ffM will tut aubdIv vou -if il
tor cxr free rotaloguaof flarmenta and hata
909 Locust St., ST. LOUIS.
oprna itnha'l Term and 22nd year Sept.;.
Furnlahen a thorough preparation for Lu
Inean, and necurea poaltlona for grailuatea.
I PAY SPOT CASH FOR
r,r LAND WARRANTS
imUair,iioI?iK?iJi'i'8r t"'.'., VVrlte meati.nee.
HUNK U. MtvUKII. Uartli Hlock, Denver, Colo.
AKAKESIS KR !!.
una nuliding, .Sen York.
Feet the Larger Part of the
pelvic organs, the .discharge of mucus
is suri! to occur.
This discharge, or mucus constitutes .
a wcahenlnif drain; the system cannot
lontf Withstand nit loss oi mucus,
bunco it is that women ulllicted w-itli
catarrhal nfl'cutioiis of the pelvic! or
iraiis feci tired mid liiiiruid, with weak
back mid throbbing brain. Aeotusoof I
Peniliu is sure to rcsloro lieiiltli hy
cutting olT tlic. wealicuing drain of the
daily loss of mucus.
An AttmlrnMn Tnnlr.
Congressman Marie II, Dimnell. Na
tioiinl Hotel, Wnshlngtoti, D. ('., writes:
" Your Pcrumi being used by myself
and many of my friends mid iieinuint
aticcs not only ns n cure for eatnrrh
but. nlso as im'iidihirubh; tonlcfor phys
ical recuperation, 1 gladly recommend
it to all persons requiring such reme
dies." Mark H. Dimnell.
If you do not derive prompt nnil satis
factory results from the use of Pcrumi,
u'rito. at once to Dr. Hartiiiiin, giving a
full statement of your case und he will
be pleased to give' you his valuable ad
Address Dr. Hartmaii, President of
The I ( ;i it in a ii Sanitarium, Columbus, O.
You know how a bull dog bites.
When ho sets his jaw, hardly anything but death will ccuce him to
let go his bold.
Same with a microbe ; only more so.
Get rid of him, or he'll get rid of you. By degrees, as he continues
to live and multiply, he will so poison your blood, as to make you very
The only way to drive out microbes, is to take some medicine which
will go right into, and sterilize, the blood.
Nothing will do this like
It contains a germicide which is directly absorbed by the blood ves
sels, and which, while enriching the blood with vital particles, paralyzes
and destroys all germs, parasites and microbes.
This done, the other ingredients of this great pharmaceutical prep
aration, principally cod liver oil, glycerine and hypophosphltes of lime
ana Boaa, proceed quiciciy to ouurj
ine patient, ana so maice mm wen.
Literally and actually, Ozcmuleion will feed you
back to health.
' Do not hesitate or delay. If yon
are out of aorta, under the weather.
weak, tired, irritable, anxious, or
suffer from pains, aches, stomach,
liver or kidney disorder, weak heart,
lungs, consumption, or have other
indications of microbial poisoning
t WRITE FOR FREE BOTTLE
of Ozomulsion Food (by postal card
or letter), which will at once be sent
you, on request Free By Mail Pre
paid. It is the Food Physicians use
and prescribe the year round, in their
own families and practice, and Deal
ers sell in Large Bottles Weighing
Over-Two Pounds. Address
t Ozomulsion Food Co
t 98 Pine Street NEW YORK
it M.M.M.M M:t:M.M;t.OJXttAJLi.MJ.. tltilllHtlK
Nam on oh
For all Rnln Marhtaea. !
Standard Oooda Onl. I
riTiMwi r lumu uuLiaa,
LBLOCK MFC. CO.,
an uiiikt r kkuau, a.!
It J Price 60o.
A Large Trial Package of
A NCR SPECIALTY FOR WOMEN.
Internal clctnllnfta Ii the key
to woman' licalth anil vigor.
Inflammation, Sotentu, I'elrlo
Catarrh cannot curt with It.
Paatlne uird u m aglnitl douche la at
revtlatloa In euatblaed leanalaa' aad
heatlas pawtrr. It kill! all dlKMe (cruia,
la loral trratnitnt of female lilt It la Inraluatile.
Hull Inflammation and cum all UUctititea,
Ncrtr fait to cute Nwl (,'atarth.
Caret oRrnlT ixrtpuatlon of arm pits and fett.
Curct Soto Ttiruai, Sore Moulli and H"'e i:i-f.
Aa a tuulh puwiter uollilna equals It.
Krmovct Tartar. Hardens the (luint and nhitcna
the tctlai, makct a toil lirpatti inrct and agtctatile.
ThnuaandaiirteltrrafV-am wnmrii pruo
that It Nt ho ureuteatcure fr Lviicurrhuea
rvrr dlacuvcreil. Vc havn yriii hear ut
thn atrat case It filled to cure.
ToproToaUOilaneiTill inallalaricetrUl packate
with bookof Instruction! nbalutely frt-r, Tlita
It not a tiny mniplii, but enough to convince anyone
At 1ruaBltaarnt poatpuld tiy lia, fit)
rla. Ittrau boa. Mntlafucttun Buurunteed.
Thn It. l'amtnil '., Dept. ti lluatna,Ma.
If jottsiirtorfroni Kpllcpsy. Kits, FalllnsSlclt
ness, si. Vlttis's liji.ee, or VertlKO, liavo chil
dren, relatives, f tie mis or neighbors that do bo,
or know people tli.it uro aniietcil, my New
Treatment will Imnn illately relieve ami l'Klt
MANKSTI.Y :UHV. them, anil nil vou oru
nskeil fuilo Is to si nil forniv I'MtKIl TUKAT
M UNT iiml trv it. 11 has CUKllli thuusuiuls
vvlieio cveivthlni; 'lso fallril. Will la; scut In
plain paclaik'o uli'oluti ly trt e, express prepaid.
Slv lllustrulril Hook, " Kpllepsy Kxplaineil,"
KHl'.i; liv mall. I'ldise (Ivii nuiiie, A(1K uud
full uildress. Allcotiespundetice profcs.slonully
W. H. MAY, M. D.f
94 Pine Street, New York City.
Live Stock and PI Ff.TROTVPF.S
In in rut varletr for Mile nt th lowrtt trlte liy
i. M. If rlUrf Ni ipn.r (.all I Uililaat. Ht., Utllf ItMk
M M M III
up tne liesh and strength of
rarkri In Balk aad Orlflaal aealad
All First-Class Dealers Handle Tbeu.
WENNEKER'S, ST. LOUIS.
IB-pane book free, lonir einenonr.
lllgkent leterenrea. Kn.lllSIIAI,l)
LU., Has It, Wu.lilonuiii, 1). U
A. N. K.- U
WHIK WU1TI.NO TO AUVKIITINC.UH
lilraan alnle I hut you taw law Auvrrllac.
aaent la Ibla itniMsr.
It HKI IA1LST
L Cuuuh Xvrmi. Tbvip. t I.mmI. ITim I
lu lima. Hi. Id bv ilruzvlKtu. bVj
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