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THE TIMES, i NEW HLOOMFIHLD, PA., NOVEM1JE11 0, 1877.
Tho Bloomllld Times'
IS THE PLACE TO GET
Plain and Fancy
&c, &c, See., &c.
At the Shortest Notice
LB. M ARYAN F.KTH, I). W. DEKB and
JAMES 11. GK1EK known as
"The Ball Scale Company,"
have now on hand a large supply of Buoy's Patent
COUNT KK SCALE, the Simplest, Cheap,
est and best Counter Scale In the market.
V For Scales, or Agencies In Pennsylvania,
Ohio, New Jersey, Delaware and Maryland, ad
dress "The Ball Scale Company," Pottsvllle.
S-For Scales or Agencies In this County, an.
plytothe undersigned, where they can he' seen
and examined any time.
J LF.IBY.ft BRO.,
Newport, Perry co., Pa.
A CARD. To all who are suffering from the
errors and Indiscretions of youth, nervous
weakness, early decay, loss of manhood, &c, I
will send a recipe that will cure you, FREE OF
CHARGE. This great remedy was discovered by
a missionary In South America. Send a self-addressed
envelope to the Rev. Joseph T. Inman,
Station D, Bible House, iVeto York City. 18b ly
FATIGUE OR INJURY.
The most complete method of propelling the
sewing machine. It saves four-fifths the labor and
entirely avoids the cause of physical injury en
dorsed by the medical fraternity. It can be at
tached to any ordinary sewing machine without
removing the machine from the house. No sew
Ing machine should be used without this im
portant attachment. Send for our circulars,
which explains the principles. Address,
NEW YORK TREADLE MF. CO.,
. 8 lyr. 64 Cortlandt Street, N. Y.
WF Wll I mailoneand one-half dozen of
" wtii-t. the most beautliul newChromos,
In French oil color ever seen for $1.(10. They are
mounted In 8 x 10 black enamel and gold mats,
oval opening and outsell anything now before
the public. Satisfaction guaranteed. Twosam-
pies for 25 cents, or six for f.0 cent5. Send 10
. ceuts for grand Illustrated catalogue with chro
' mo of Moonlight on the Rhine, or 20 cents for
two Landscapes and Calla Lillles on black
tround. J. LATHAM & CO., 419 Washington St.,
Boston, Massachusetts, Headquarters for Chro
A Sterling Remedy Fort Diseases and
Injuries op tub Skin ; A Healthful
Beautifieu of tiki Complexion; A Re
liable Means of Preventing and Re
lieving RnEDMATISM AND GOUT, AND AN
Unequaled Disinfectant, Deodorizer
Glenn's Sulphur Soap, besides eradi
cating local diseases of the skin, banishes
detecis of the complexion and imparts to it
gratifying clearness and smoothness.
SuIpJiur Hath are celebrated for cu
ring eruptions mid oilier diseases of the skin,
ns well us Rheumatism and Gout. Glenn's
Sulphur Snap produces the same effects
lU a most trifliug expense. This admirablo
specific also speedily heals taret, bruwet,
jtealds, burnt, ipraint nnd cult. It removes
dandruff and prevents the hair from fulling
out nnd turning gray.
Clothing and linen ued in the sick room
is disinfected, nnd diseases communicable by
contact with the person, prevented by it,
Tho Medical Fraternity sanction its use.
Prices, 25 and 00 Cents teu Cake, Per
Box, (3 Cakes,) 00c and f 1.20.
N. D. Buy Uw Urge oakn nd tlwreby cooomlsc. Sold
by all DruggUu.
"IHU'ii Hair and Whisker Dye," Black
or Brown, 60c.
C. N. CCITTEMON, frop'r, 7 cirth At. K.T. '
JONES' BROS, & CO.,
(Formerly John Jones & Bon,)
Grain & Produce
Brick Warehouse, Front St., above Market,
Newport, Perry County, Pa.
WE would respectfully Invite the patronage ot
the farmers, and the public generally, as
the H1UHK8T PRICKS the market will atlord,
will he paid lor all kinds of
We have constantly on hand,
HOUSE SHOES, SC., &e.
FOR SALE AT THE LOWEST RATES,
a. Orders promptly tilled,
Newport, July 20, 1875 tf
JEWPORT DRUG STORE.
Haviut? on hand a complete assortment of the fol
lowing1 articles, the subscriber asks a Hharo of your
Drugs and Medicines,
CHEMICALS OF ALL KINDS.
Also a full stock of
. FANCY ARTICLES.
Also always on Hand,
rUUE WINES & LIQUOR
MEDICINAL aud SACRAMENTAL
Carefully ami Promptly Filled
B . M . EDY,
J B. HARTZELL,
Wholesale Tobacco Dealer,
Sole Agent for Lorllard's Buperlor Tobaccos.
9 Country Merchants Btipplled with Goods
at Philadelphia prices.
J- Your orders are solicited. 9 44
ii. s. cook & co.,
Agree to sell all kinds ot
LUMBER AND SHINGLES,
for LESS MONEY than any other dealers In this
county. We will also take pood Timber on the
stump or delivered at our Mill In exchange for
Lumber, &o, We use Clearlleld Pine and Hem
W. R. 8. COOK & CO.,
Newport, Terry Co., Pa.
October 10, 1876.
American and Foreign Patents.
(1 ILMORE & CO., Successors to CHIPMAN,
X HOSMER & CO., Solicitors. Patents pro
cured in all countries. NO FEES IN ADVANUF.
No charge unless the patent It) granted. No fees
for making preliminary examinations. No addi
tional fees for obtaining and conducting a re
hearing. By a recent decision of the Commis
sioner, ALL rejected applications may be revived.
Special attention given to Interference Cases be
fore the Patent office. Extensions before Con
gress, Infringement Suits In diiterent States, aud
all litigation appertaining to Inventions or Pat
ents, send Stamp to tiilmore & Co.,' for pamph
let of sixty pages.
LAND CASES, LAND WARRANTS & SCRIP.
Contested Land Cases prosecuted before the U,
S. General Land Olllce and Department of the
Intertnr. Private Land Claims, MINING and
PKK EMPTION Claims, and HOMESTEAD cases
attended to. Land Scrip In 40, 811, any liiO acre
pieces for sale. This Scrip Is assignable, and can
be located in the name of the purchaser upon any
Government land subject to private entry, at
Jl.25 per acre. It Is of equal value with Bounty
Land Warrants. Send Stamp to Gilmore & Co.,
for pamphlet of Instruction.
ARREARS OK PAY AND BOUNTY.
OFFICERS, SOLDIERS and SAILORS of the
late war, or their heirs, are In many cases entitled
to money from the Government of which they
have no knowledge. Write full history of service,
and state amount of pay and bounty received.
Enclose stamp to GILMOR li & CO., and a full re
ply, after examination, will be given you free,
All OFFICERS. SOLDIERS, and SAILORS,
wounded, ruptured, or Injured In the late war,
however slight, can obtain a penson by addressing
Cases prosecuted by GILMORE & CO., before
the Supreme Court of the United States, the Court
of Claims and the Southern Claims Commission.
Each department of our business Is conducted
In asepaiate bureau, under charge of the same
experienced parties, embloyed by the old firm.
Prompt Attention to all business entrusted to
G1LMOUE& CO., Is thus secured. We desire to
win success by deserving it.
Address: G1LMOKE SCO..
629 F. Street,
Washington, D. C.
IMPORTANT NOTICK. The subscriber
late of the firm ol Rhoades ill Smith, would
respectfully inform the citizens of BLAIN
and vicinity, that he has opened a WAGON
MAKER-SHOP, and is prepared to make new
wagons and repair old ones at short notice, and
at from TEN to TWENTY, per oeuU cheaper than
the old firm.
4t- Give me a call. Satisfaction guaranteed.
Blain, August 8, 1B87.'
"The Family Favorite"
No Gcars,No Canis,No Springs.
New and Elegant Styles of Wood
Work. From this date, by the expiration
of Patents under which we
have been paying roy
alties, we are enabled
to sell our ma
GREATLY REDUCED PRICES,
and as low as those of any first
Sentl for Circulars and
Weed Sewing Machine Co.,
26 Union Square,
11 7 18t
aud Cheap. The best Pump
for the least money. At
tention Is especially lnv.
ted to Hlatehley's Patent
Improved Bracket and
New Drop Check: Valve,
which can be withdrawn
without removing the
Pump or disturbing the
1 dints. Also, the Copper
'haniber, which never
cracks or scales, and will
outlast any other. For sale
by Dealers everywhere.
are -p , m -jm
a-Send for Catalogue ana Price-Lint.
CUAS. G. BLATCI1LEY, Manufacturer.
637 ly 6U6 Commerce St., Pullapolphla, Pa.
Do you want BOOTS of any kind T
If so, call and see the
NOW OFFERED BT
"1ST but WmMuk
trtn hi.. CbU-MoJ.
Fill!, forth, rnnl
II Dl!ve of Private nature, multlng from early attunes
or InfWtlon of ailhw Sei. Hetnlnal Vt eBkneiMproUiulriii
JO ml mI una, Lomh of Memory, linpatrrd fclvht, Lo$
, Manhood or Impotent-1- ncrtuu lability, iwriiit
uetiily cured t dbtwtN of ilie lllatliler Kidney, Llvrr
luna-A. As thin, CftUrrh, IDn. kit Chrotilti DImmm, nt H
KAMiftoK JKMALKH, I1J to hit IreMiiwil. Dr.oilri
tiu ha Ufe-loii(f iti-rtn, Miid curw whtrt othen fall, lit
k graduate of the llelomitid School, uwi no merrunr. ha tin
lurtvii iractliw in the U. 8. LA DIEM requiring treatment wtlb
private home anil boanl, rail or write. Every convenienre for
IntlleuU. Benrl fifty canta for mtnplef Ruliber (ioodt ami Hr
mlar of ItuporUnt Information hycipreM. OltlN'fl
Female Pills, 15 iwr Box. ConMiliitlon free.
MAKEIAGE GUIDE ISSSLttA
yourt(r and middle aired of both Seie, on all dltvata of a prlvata
nature. Valuable advii-e to the mivrfod. and thow con Unn plating
marruffi). How to be healthy and truly bnnpy tn the married rela
tion. Everybody ehould get tuia book true M) oaata, to auy auV
"View of Marrias: !
14 Guide to Wedlock and
H'umiLU'iuiai jri'utice un ln
.Itilici ul mtrriane and tlia
u'M itifli uiim lor it ; tlic ee-
trcii tr Reprodtiotlon and
ithc DiBeaaea or Women.
A IhmiW lor Drivntf. roneid.
ne otc rvadiug. W0 pftgui, prica
A HHiVA It IMtDICAL ADVISER! t-
in all d eonlirent a. Private Nature uriiliii: trom fllf
Abuao, Exoeatea.ortiocret Diaeaaca, wiih tins buet
tiitant of cure, Y2i )urpe jiHff. price M ft.
A CLINICAL LECTURE on tho oimvf dlineee and
tnne ol Uie Throat and Lunga, Catarrh , Rupture, Utu
Opium Habit, Jic.prirc lU eta.
Kit her book nt pontpuulon receipt ol prlcf or all three,
rtmtalnlnu .rlKt la cva, lxautitlilly ll.ufttrau-d, lor 7o eta,
AdUrM IU liU'ri'b, u. U N. Uh. tiu bU Loun, Mo.
oOOO Agents Wanted
To subscrlho tor the A gnnts' Journal. A hand
somely bound 24 pae Journal, brim full ot Inter
est to Agents. Kvery Agent should see It.
Bend Postal Card tor specimen copy. Address.
AGENTS' JOUKNAI., New York. 36 6m
MADE by Agents In cities and conn
try towns. Only necessary to show
samples to make sales and money, (or
any one out ot employment and dispos
ed to work. Used dally byall business
men. Send Stamp for circular, with
prices to agents. Address
" SPECIAL AGENCY,"
Kendall Building, Chicago
if Model Hade
Vil w "2
JHE PERRY HOUSE,
New Illoonifleld, Terry Co., Ta.,
THOS. BUTCH, Proprietor.
J (Formerly tho Sweger House,)
NEW DLOOM FIELD, PEHHT CO., PA.
JOS. 8. SMITH, .... Proprietor.
Having good accommodations for regular or
transient boarders, a share of publlo patronage
Is solicited. Ill 1U
HE MANSION HOUSE,
New llloomficld, renn'a.,
D. M. RINESMITH, - - Propritor.
This well-known hotel has lately been enlarged,
re painted and re-lllted. Best accommodations
attorded. - Careful hostlers always In attend
C0nNF.lt OP LOCUST ANI NINTH 8TS.,
Convenient to all places of amusoment and ciA
lines in tbe city. No changes to and from the
Col. Watson, proprietor of the Henry HorSR,
Cincinnati for the past twenty years, and present
proprietor, has leased the house for a term of
years, nnd has newly furnished and lifted it
throughout, lie will keep a strictly tlrst-class
house, and has accommodation forUUO guests.
Terms ti per dav.
-Nol!arhas ever been kept In the HENRY
HOUSE, nor will any be kept at the l'EA
liOUl". 10 22
(FORMERLY "THE UNION,")
JOS. M. FEUER, rroprletor.
817 & 819 ARCH BTREET,
$2.60 Per Day.
HIS HOTEL being centrally located, and hav
. ing been entirely hefittkd, it will be found
as pleasant a stopping place as can be desired
EST STREET HOTEL,
Nos. 41, 43, 43 & 44 West St.,
TEMPERANCE HOUSE, ON THE EURO
ROOMS 50 and 75 cents per day. Charges very
MODERATE. The best meats and vegetables In
the market. BEST BEDS in the City.
17 lj H B. T. BABBITT, Proprietor.
AS. P. LATCHF0RD,
A UCTIONEER ,
Would respectfully inform the public that he
will cry sales at reasonable prices. All orders
will receive promnt attention.
DUNN ALLY'S MILLS, PERRY CO., PA.
Offers his services to the citizens of Perry and
Cumberland counties. Post olllce address,
Shermausdale, Perry co.. Pa.
Blain, Perry county Pa.
-Terins Moderate and every exertion made
to render satisfaction. tnf
Auctioneer. The undersigned gives
notice that he will cry sales at any point in Perry
or Dauphin counties. Orders are solicited and
promptattention wlllbe given.
E. D. WELLS,
Perry oo., Pa.
Phnrrrna waev Imu Dm. nntA .jj
Ickesburg renn'a" $ t
Q B. HARNISH,
Delvllle, Perry Co., Pa. Charges moderate, and
satisfaction guaranteed. 6 tf
I wouldrespectlvely inform myfrlendsthatlln
tend calling upon tlitui with a supply of good
toexchangefor woo orsellfor cash.
Centre Woolkm Factory. 6,17,4m
riiosrill fi: ol IJUi;. scare IirCoDDmD.l
I linn, Cuufhi, Uroacliitu all Scrolulous
orr. tk roorilrurFiitforOinna 1
I lie li not ct it, I will, ol r erupt j
tar For Sale by F. Mohtimeh, New Bloomlteld
Perry county. Pa.
TEA It. Apenta wanted. Bual
nesi leirttltnata. I'artlculart free.
PHEwtirv wtpii amd rnnir-t
Hteni-wliiiltir.Frett wlthevurvorder. Out,
at tree, J. U. Guy lord & Co., Chicago, III
The Bloody Irishman.
A correspondent described a dispute
lie witnessed In a railway carriage, be
tween an Irish gentleman and a clergy
man, on tlie atrocities question. lie
says the fuu grew fust and furious ; the
Irishman was working himself up to a
pitch of fever-heat, when suddenly, to
the horror of everybody, while empha
sising some statement, he whipped a
formidable looking knife out of hla
pocket brandished it about wildly for a
second, and then stuck it Into the very
thick of the thigh of his right leg. It
must have gone in nt least an inch, and
there It stood vibrating, he sitting per
fectly still, calmly looking nt It. Jivery
botly was nfrnld to move lest the blade
should be transferred from the gentle
man's own flesh to our bodies. The
parson was the first to venture a word
"Goodness gracious, sir," said he,
" for Heaven's sake take it out at once,
sir ;" think what a mess the carriage
will be in ; besides, you will seriously
" Not a bit of it," mildly repeated the
son of Erin, all his excitement having
apparently subsided ; " I positively like
it. It dosen't hurt me; I have accus
tomed my muscles to it. I assure you I
don't feel it the least."
" Accustomed your muscles to it!" ex
claimed the parson ; immpossible ! Do
take it out, and oblige me ; it makes me
shudder to look at you."
" Well, of course, If it pains you atall
to see it, I will oblige you; but, as I
tell you, the effect is rather pleasing than
otherwise, so far as I am concerned,"
said the stranger. And having pulled it
out with an apparent effort, he carefully
wiped the Instrument with his handker
chief, shut it up, and put it In his pocket,
to our great relief.
" Do you often do such- a silly thing
as that V" inquired the reverend gentle
men. " Oh yes, frequently," was the reply.
" Have you ever tried iton yourarm V"
aren't you accustomed to it."
" Really V"
And the eccentric Individual got out
at the next station.. We called the
" Is that man mad?" we asked. "He
has just horrified us by running a large
knife an inch and a half into his leg."
"Mad.no; he ain't mad," observed
the official. " It's a very old game of
his, that. He has a cork leg, and likes
to frighten people 1"
l" A " crack" surgeon was lecturing
In a hospital. He had begun a scientific
anecdote, to which lie perceived that one
member, at least, of his audience was
not paying due attention. The heat of
the room was great, and the poor young
man may have sat up half the previous
nigni engaged in study ; but the " crack";
surgeon was naturally annoyed. Hd
kept his eye upon Mr. S -, and deter
mined to be down upon him in half a
minute. He continued the scientific
anecdote. " This person, as I said, wits
bitten by a dog which was suspected of
being rabid. Mr. 8 , are you favor
ing me with your attention? Then
what did I say last V" 4
Mr. S had but a hazy view of
what the " crack" doctor had been say
ing from the beginning, and he had
only half his wits about him to meet
the emergency. His fellow students,
however, began to prompt him. " You
were saying, sir, that the gentleman was
bitten by a dog, which was suspected of
being being a rabbit."
63" " Just look at my thimble," said a
young lady to her beau : " It is actually
worn out. Don't you think I ought to
be rewarded for my Industry V" The
young man replied that he thought she
should be, and the next day he sent her
a new cap for her finger with the follow
ing lines. .
" I send you a thlmblefor ringers nimble,
Which I hope will lit when you try It
It will last you long If it'shalf as strong
As the hint which you gave me to buy it."
eu What !" said the ancient Dutch
man of the Mohawk valley, when asked
to contribute to a new lightning rod for
the church. " You dink de Lord dunder
his own house down V" " And so sayeth
Bishop Coxe In view of the recent
Russian reverses. ' '
6" A few years ago there was a man
In Boston who had fix or seven corpu
lent daughters. When asked how many
children he had, his answer waa gen
erally something of this kind: "I
have three boys and about thirteen
hundred weight of girls."
2P A woman who was told to heap
hot coals upon the head of her enemy,
not having any coals on hand, squirted
a lot of pepper sauce Into the eyes of
her next door neighbor.