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V TILE AHOU8, TVITDXESDAT", XOVJSMBER 13, 1898. WHAT IT MEANS.. Jiock Ilaml Is Learning It Learning it f-'mnt-I'roof Not Lacking. Everybody lias it. That tired feeling. Know -w hat it means. Keeps you awake at nijjht. Destroys daily comfort. Wearies the' bod v. Worries the mind. You would shake it off. You would .e healthful and strong. So Tou can. If you o at it rijrht. First learn what it means. Some .iy it's bad blood. Others tay it's a la.y liver. They're ail wron. Tired fueling means tired kidnevs. A backache means kidney ache. How do you know it? - Because "Doau's Kidnev Pills cure it. How can we prove it? Jtecatise Hock Island people say so. Here' a case iti point. Mr. A. Stees, of 'JJl Nineteenth street, fays: --j have lecii troubled with weak kidneys at) my life 1 inilit say, and it has caused me a jreat deal of discomfort, to say nothing of the money I have spent trying to be cured. In the spring of 117 I hail a Hevere attack. There were constant pains in the small of my back ami if 1 chunked my position ijuii-kly 1 was rewarded with pains shooting through mv kidneys. 1 here was too frequent fiction f the kidney secre tions, accompanied with a burn ing sensation. 1 learned about l':iti"s Kidnev 1'ills and pro enrol a box at t he Harper house drug store. 'I hey removed the pain ill my back, I have Ix-tler control over the kidnev secretions and the burning sensation ha- left me. I a:u satisfied that lean's Kidney Tills are an excel lent remedv, and I know of others xv ho have received equally as much Leueiit as I have. You may use my name at any time as one who highly endorses the claims made for this valuable pre para t ion. Doan's Kidney I'ills for sale by all dealers. I 'rice ) cents. Mailed bv Kfister-Milburn company, liuffalo. N. Y., sole ap-nts for li:e United States. Ilemembtr t lie name. Doan's, ami take no substitute, for sale by Mar shall & Fisher. I'MiuiIiy t!ie 'av. There v.as i i;ea a iioor 1 T who while x.:d!.iiig ah l.g saw a pin on tin; j -svcim tit 1 for; him. Quickly the lit tle lad staiil Ins steps ami lucking up th" pin stu k it can fully mid securely in Ins ci.;it. A tieh man chancing to p.i.-s ;it that time haw the action, and was much im pnssi d by it, so much .-o that hob- k tic." I y into his bank ui.il 'inully adopt ed him. Thirty vrr.vs lave p::sscd and tl.o erstwhile jut boy i a :-oi.t'i Aiiii. li. ill loiiairc. J la- i, tin r i.av lie orow a ch ik lor iX'.t'Oo and gave it to a f r jner sehoelmat-- v. ho had net prospers .1 iu the lace f life. "All th:;t I a::i now I owe to yen, Jooli." n;id th millo naire. 'lint I ili n't . iimii rt and, stammi r-C-d t!ie bc:a fi. iaiy. Sii. -pie i ;n -ugh. It' I hadn't hated yi.ui i;.t f- In ol. I should l:ev r hao I i kt il np t li.it pin t.i i ut c:i your aal." i'car.-. a'.- V. ! . iJv. . ui.I. 1 -A 1'ut. ;.t. '.:ron t i.i I: the pa: :r::: gc applications which ol:ii . cue, lib d somo s i ; r-t extraordinary, ic it f. a rati (it f r mi ant I i ars iifn, v. in;: a ' l i l : guard !:tih ii-u-i-ted in un n ly draw ing a Ii.iIk i::u:k emend a tal lo i r oth trpl.ut Lywhith it w.i- claimed the approach it uuts.xvas stopped. It st-cms that chalk mala s an ant's legs slip as soaping a track i n nti ;i railway en gine fr. ia Malting. The petition was novel and causa d e-itU r.il h- ;..i.use- incut. Tho api licatioii, howi vi r, was ri f u.i d en th nothing iv roiaio tuat tin-re was i'l tie irivciition. that t halk 1 ::1 1 i n Let rcs ::il that eutal Ic. ti.M ii lor sin !i purpo.M s an h idauswire not pat- A Vrlti N- A com spoudint t'f a "I mi t rec ntly with into i:nnli.-h f the i:an;e in AiiIcm y wliii ii bo.i: name in the I'nit- d Kin L.i lidon pnis r tr:ms.at :oii the village the Iotiit .m. I m i:d yea a o py I t.nst v-i:r low, thiukiuK it l::ay iu n i:i":i rs: .I.:ii-f.iir-pwll- i;wyn oyil - ;,-oo, r-y e iiurc n M.u v a hollow j white hazel mar t the t hvyru - i!n I w 1J - J.Jan - f )i.-ilio - j.-of.i-u raj id w hii !' ! clmn h (ai!lt's lii.tiu i tave red" that is, tha Church i f t. Mary in a hollow of v hi! ' ha. 1 m ar tothe.raj i 1 w hirlpool, uial t.i M. i)i.-iIio ihurch near to a ml tave. " A 1'i'caiar tri. h, ;.i Kt: sav rotlii:. i fa I ;.;I.!:i'l; ruper. r:!i.di I nprr that disari al h- in tl::.t burns down The ( : r.iras t.i sp, -akini; in w hii ii cist of -a is u r-i.:is perish, dues i.ot i:. nti-.ia tiam, but says, "Not li.-s than lj:twdi- avtd." Very sad jews is print, d in the smallest type, s: the ex; rii need nader is warned. No unpleasant di tails ale ivtn. Af t r a mere slatiUttlit the parai.T:iph ends with "Continuation on pao lo. ' Thtre is no thirtei i.th iat:e. A Matlrr of I r-r. Invalid I would rather Lo dead than A3 I r.m ! Atte:idin? FLysicijn Ah. madam, you should livbiiud .r Kt live. De troit Journal. Iate to lcd and early to rise, pre pares a luan for his home in the skies. lJot early to Iwd and a Little Fnrly Kiser. the pill that mskes life longer and better and wiser. T. li. Thorn .is. A. J. lliess aud 21. F. liahn nea, drugjrist T Car CouUpaUm rwv Taie CiscareU CaoJv Cattiartia 10e or S3a UCtC XaU to cure, drugiU retiutd moatf. Zmcd In 1815. In 1S15 th royal mews ft ChariDg Cross vrere standing and on the actual tite now octupicd by Nelsou'd column a lon wooib n biied xvas pla'-ed, and in it was the skeleton of a whale of preat dimensions. Through ie the writer walked from end to eud. Opposite stood, as now tbcv stand, PTrin-' gardens, where iu old times the bcaus and belles cf the court of Charles II disport'-d themselves. There ia house was located "the learned pig." Bvstaud1 rs desirous of b-.-eing its per fcrman.e .-tool in a circle, and withiu a smalh-r one playing cords were apjrar tntlv iiidiscriuiinaiely throwu down Oulook rs. Tj-is.-iLlr confederate, named a trarticular card, and the rig trotted round and placed Lis snout en the ua:a ed card without an error. J-rom that exhibition, tho writer, iu the samo house (he thinks), was takeu and iutrodu.-ed to "tho Hotteutot Ye liuK,' an ebony (iams. 1 clau m gauzy garments of tho most flimsy kind, who displayed her f gure b- proudly trav i-rsiiig :tnd circling round the room iu which she gave her rjccptious. I-suing thence, tho writer was taken to the horse guards parade to sou the cannon us'd bv the i'n iich ns a mortar during th-; sii iw f Cadiz, 1S12. It was ou a carriage in a h:;ri;uint-l pusiti an, and the writer, lifted by his fa flu, was thrust inside tho muzzle, anl, Btrug gliug sniiitv.Ii-t, was, with ti little dif ficulty, extracted from his confined po sition. Loudon Ski tch. The Oil-In 1JI untied Too. Visitors at the World's fair of 193 will recall tho Indian t-.xbil.it or cu camj.uu ut mi the thore if tho south poml. U:i of thi Unt.s or wigwams was oi-cuni-d by an athletic and line booking but somewhat taciturn specimen of young Iiirlian mauhoo.l as his own particular home, and whilu it was open at ail pr.ipi r hours for the inspection of vi-ifors he; reseii'i-d any approach to iiu- poi'tiueut curii sity. A bi-vy of yoimg xvomen dro.pped into his tent one day before his usual hour for opi-t:i::g it and f jntid hiiu sewing a ri i't in a blanket. "Son how lie blushes, " exclaimed cm of the visitors, " Wo huvu canght him doing srjuav.-'.s work." Why, tl;.it s las natural color, ;:ig- gb il am th r. "I fe alv.avs blushes. " lis, you!:g laities, saut the lmlian in Tierfe'-tly go,sl Kiiglish. "he blushes for some of tho civilized and enlighten ed whito Aiuericauj of tho liiueteeuth ceiiturv. " The isitors joined him in blushing mid shortly uft'-rward wi nt out without further remarks. Youth's Coiniuui ou. I "Ity Jincol" lSjuuinr? I'rincri Ij. I a. Jjouararte, many years ag-i. clainad "i3v jingo" as an English borrowing from thi- Lasaaes. Thi? Sua let iu iJa-(Ui s tay"Uai diuko, " mi-au- iu ' les. (iii, not liy troit or "i';ir Dim." 'iho k would easily l.t como g iu the laouth of a foreigner. lliisriue t .-.ilors aud t oldii rs have always hi eu ubiouitous. Some time ago I was at an inn at larraii.a (the thrashing lioor) in S uilo, whore the ho.-t, who had .ail!' d tho ;ut(n's nudal for serv ice i:i tb.e I'n i:-h army in the Crimean war, repeated "I5ai Jinko" hundreds of times during the day. No doubt the Ilasimes ill the time of Kabelais, the lirst anthi r to put Jas;ii" words ia I ri:sf (though be !id ti.t rather clumsily) had the sa::i- l.abit. It must always have attracted the attention of fori ign ers, who would readily imitato it. Noted and lju ri; s. A Serccrer IlltTteil. 'I. Legitimes, the new Socialist dep uty from (iuadi loupe in thtr French par liaiiKiif, is a i;i-gr.. Ho dresses in the latest fashion, wearing silk hat, patent leather slims, white m-cktio and irre proachably cut frock ciif. Ho believes in ph !.. witi In s and devils and is u famous sorci n r in his own country. In fact, be owed Ids t lei t ion t-1 h is suci ess ful tit-feat of the d -vil by dancing aud yelling, for several hours in a cemeti iv. His ability ia this lino convinced the free and iudepi ndi-ut t lectors of (iua-bv lojy that their interests would bo afe iu his bauds. Hi 1'ointeil Ourrj. :i palace was one of Il.iniilb :i palace was one of the first pn at hoiis. s iu Sootlaud to use dcs.-i rt spoons. A rough country squire, d:u::.g there for the lirst time, had l-ccn served bitwei :i the sewnd course with a sweet di.-h containing cream or jelly, and with it the m rvant handed him a desrt s; eon. Ihe laird turned it round and roi:nd in his griat list and said to the fc'.TVUUt . "What did ye gie me this for. ye d d filler D i ye think mammith has got any smaib r since Ah lappit up ma kiui.:-" Arg igaut. A I'olitr (llntarlr. An incident r ported to have occurred iu Japan i .xh:l its an enviable standard of courtesy in the 5 art of the natives tt that country which is respect fully submitted to that outraged peiiestriau. the wheelman's ictim. An American ruling a tucycje in aokvo acciueuta.jy kumkid down a venerable native. The ng d victim gathered himself together, deft reutiaily approached the rider aud humbly li gg-d pardon for being "iu his honorable way." Ackcowledgrd. "I do not claim." said tho thought ful in n;Ur of theclab. "that the influ ence 1 f fashion is entirely harmful. W e nast admit that xve oxve the milliner aud dressmaker samt thiug. " "Goodm ss, ve-s!" c-xclaime.l tho rraally frivolous memlx r, shuddering. "Mv account cuu't bo less than iloe." Brooklyn Life. Tho chafTirich is a favorite bird in tlerruant It is beautiful and a tine f iup r. Its various coie rs are prayer iuh.t. l,tr.r. tn. T . -L" . nwt.lili l.niWll v i- - on the breast, white cm the xviug coverts aud llue-ish black on the tail. . ?t - 1 HER CAT ibi'HEIrf POCKET. Uicmarck Travels In State Wbereier MintreM Gwl. A woman walked into the I jcakfast room of one of Chicago's swell hotels dressed ia traveling costume and carry inj? ou her arm a cae of plaid, cloth which tho hung over the chair nest at table, disposing of it with some care, as if it might be of value. Then she pave her attention to th menu and dhcuss-cd a service of fruit while shevvaircd forhc-r order. Shewa; ronsed frr-ra a pleasing study of her plate by a writs t.i "Ohs!" aud "Ahs!" tiud "What a darling I" and a hasty plauce showed her a tig white Angora -at seat ed grace fully on tho vacant chair at her side. "Oh. Bismarck, von dreadful cat!' she said, as tho head waiter approache with a look in his eye that boded no good to the cat. "linns' Dut him out, madam, he Paid, with the assurance that goes with head waiters. But his lr.istros.s clicked her finger and the cat disappeared. Jr. very eye was upon him, vet 110 one saw hiiu go. The waiter looked 0:1 the chair and under it, but pussy had vauished like a dream "Find tho cat 110 is in the pie-ture somewhere, " remarked tne owner of the pet, as she buttered her toast. But the eat did not come back, and it was no until the woman had finished her break fast and was leaving tho table', with her traveling cape throwu over her arm. that the mystery ef the animal's disap pvarance was explained, and pussy' head xvas allowed to peep from a ca racious inside pocket in that cape. "He has traveled 111 that pocket from tho Pucific coast, and this is the lir time ho has given axvay his hiding place," said his mistress. "Ho xvill not imr f or fi ar of being fonud, but he is near his journey's cud now and is get ting tired. This cape is his exclusive lr perty, and the pocket is his private car. Chicago i imes-lleralu. Iarjrr From Violent Kxercie. There is considerable diversity of opinion as to the safety with which xvo men may HKluige iu violent exercise in view of possible injury. As regard the heart, there appears to bes but oue opin- 111 namely, that that organ, acens- mii-d to a ouii t life, may lie danger ous.'y and perrianciitiy crippled by the excessive strain in athletic sports. Ex perie'Jieo 111 m?uie-al practice, says an eminent authority, teaches that the pa tient xvith a eak heart must be ex tremely cautious iu his exercises, and tho demoiistrafioii of a dilatation of the healthy heart under sudden, violent. exhausting effort which has been made was of a surprising nature. .Many clin- il observers in tii'rmany and in this country have detected by percussion and observation of the changes in the heart beats that there is under strain imd exe-r tii m considerable dilatation, which con tinue s- for a .shorter vr longer ttnle after the exertion is over. Ocular proof thi.i has been afforded by the Roentgen rax-s. llus snows not onix- the ne-oa eI caution by thoso in good health, but more part icularly so in tho case of those who sutfi r fioin anv weakness, consti tutioiial or otherwise, in this organ. New York Ledger. Tfce Engnl Smart Si-t. Tci xvla.r a condition has "smart so ciety fallen! Anyone 11:117 Lccnmo a t ailing light i:i it, provided that he or f- is ready to pay the footing. Ho or a can at any moment find a person to dd guests to their feasts and any num ber f guests, guaranteed to Lo "smart people," xvill accept tho invitations. year or two ago an American lady intent on fashion took a large house. ajid au introducer sent out her invita tions. At her first party there were many of her own friends present. Tho introducer explained to her that the right set cl people xvould not come it tin y xvito exposed to this promiscuity xvith those xvho wero not iu it. Finally it xvas agreed that the hostess might invito ten lriemis to cacu party, but not more. What I hux-e never understood is pleasure comes in of going parties tho same ex-eiiing. are many apparently sano where the several Yet there per son. -ing th xvho do this every evening dur siason. At each party they ireihal.lv liav to wait at least half an lour before getting out of their carriage id getting lack into it xvheu the-y want to go axvav. They struggle up tairs, shov. themselves, stay perhaps a!f an hour ami then hurry off to tho ext party. W hy they should like this mode or spending their evenings 110 on xct pt themselves cau imagine'. There 110 costermemger'H donkey so over worked as a xvomau ucut on society. Loudon Truth. Pong Thrill to Liberty. In Marihisi uml Music, the famous lngiug teacher telis this anecdote to illustrate the nobility of heart of a Rus sian xvomnu. 1 tie cf her pupils, and a native if Nijui -Novgorod, where tho great fair is held every year. Mile. Nadi:ie Bi.ulitchoff createil a great sensation xvith her lieantiful voice and dramatic p;wir, at Moscoxv, tt. l'e ttrsl urg and Madrid. In the summer of l-so ,.. hjmj; at Kio Jane-ire. Brazil was then the eiitrtpot for the cruel slave trade. At her Lenefit, Nadiuc h-arutd that she xvas te lie presented xvith valu able gifts. She lagged that the money, iuatead cf being spent nu he r, should Lo used to buy the liberty of several female slaves. Her ilccd cf charity rtleasr-d Ft-vc n poor slaves, cue of whom had been re cently whipped iu x-ublie Ly order of her mistress. On the benefit night, after Narline had sung, the seven negresscs xveut upon the stage to thank the artiste for their freedom. The crowded houe applauded for ci-. ral iai.;utcs: tho national hymn was 1 laved ; tho emperor, Dora Feiiro, rose, aud with hini the xvhelo audience, and tho bougtresj kuew a mouiiut of ibiiu 1 00 bouireSj thrilling iov m-h as telduui comet t'j - V UHU1. From all Corners of the Globe Enables THE ARGUS to Present PRECISELY AND PROMPTLY the News Happenings the World Over. Timely, Interesting Prepared by Rock that It is Movement-, for the Adoption and the Insuring of Modern gressive Enterprises. 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