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THE ARGUS. Published Tm.l7y end WmWj at iSI eeond twaut. Rock Island. IU- tEn irl at ta potofflc aa aecondlavaa iattr. BY THE J. W. POTTER CO. TERMS. Daily. 10 centa per week. Peetty. f 1 per year In advance. All communications ot argTjment.ttre haractw, political or religious, mast . are real name attached for publlca- Ion. No eocn artlclea will be printed -er fictitious slgrjatures. Correspondence solicited from every owmahlp In Rock Island connty. Laugh and grow fat, and you will ind the laugh on you. . . . , . - - It. is seldom the chronic kicker who ; ;ets there with both feet. Advocates of international ihould not forget that the imusement of many Bta'csmen ;aring for war. peace chief , is pre- . J j Great Britain's revenues are T;Ow iS2,f0n,0or in excess of expenditures, ut John liull will find something els x worry about. They tell us from Washington that resident Taft hes sat down on the laijanese r, ...oncparv. and it Is hofed he ; ia f at down good and hard. . , , ! . ... - j The commission plan of municipal j government was the subject of lauda- ! aou in the United States senate by ; Senator Young of ls Moines yester-1 Sav. which is another evidence that; Rock Island manat.es to fare with the best acts passing aor.s. S'-nator Root has a bill providing for the election of United States senators by a plurality vote of the legislature after the exniiation of a certain time. If the constitution is to be changed, why not chance it ri-ht and elect them by a plurality vote of the je-uple? Canada seems to haveVjjanped Us attitude toward the negro since u, ' days of the -underground railway," j when thp fugitive slave was given a j warm welcome and a safe refuse from pursuit. Nowadays tli'-y are talking in Canada about taxing negro immigrants , J.00 apiece. . Tom 1. Johnson. Cleveland's mode! mayor, is ie:id. He was the pc-ople's champion. All that he had he vave for them and for their canst effort, loil that wa3 tireless and unremitting, per sonal fortune, and linaliy his life, all went for the advancement of tbir welfare. No sacrifice was too ureat. even to the undermining of his hcal'J;; all went cheerfully fur the public weal. Few men were so beloved by those who best knew him. and when the tluv? came for him to lay down bis burden. l;e did it with the smile of resignation. Surely, after life's fitful fever, l,j sleeps j welL He was a rare man A Bblning light in the lield of new? pirper Journalism went out yesterday veteran managing; editor of the Chicago Record-Herald. Mr. 'McAuliff w.is be- ' loved and admired, not only by the members of bis own staff, but by the profession wherever he was known. : His calling was his life. He pave to it 1 his mind, bis heart, his soul. His' sense of pride, no le3 than his sense of news value, was show n in every de- rartment of the great paper, which Lf built each day. It bore the stamp of ; his character, and the method with which he did tilings was always ap parent. He loved achievement news- : paper achievement and McAuliff was j the first to demonstrate news- ! paper enterprise in the uses Tuesday, April 11, 1911. j of the horseless conveyance IS ! Andrew Sofe to Arthur E. Williams, I j eans ago. Uist fall he planned tho J lot 4, block 1, Oak Grove addition,1 Brookins aerial flight from Chicago tolsou'h Rock Island. $3:.0. j Springfield. He developed talent and ' John Kane to Matt Simmons, lot 5, i genius. He introduced McCutcheon, bloek 141. Andalusia. $20. ! and Ade, and Wellraan and Curtis to j Kichard Ely to D. T. Pinneo, lot 10, the world. Mechanically and artistic-1 block 10. old tow n. Cordova. j ally the Record Herald has always been ! Charles Filbert to William Filbert. I accepted as a model, and it was due to the genius and pains cf McAuliff that it wa.-; made so. Mr. McAuliff was obliged to retire from active work last December because of failing health, but was retained In an advisory ca pacity on the editorial staff of the Record-Herald. Henry Barrett Cham- herlln. a longtime attache of the paper mi rTiin '? frier! rf 1 ?i H.-l.'l riitff 1 succeeding to the managing editorship. The Protective ProrMtganda. Ready-made editorials and communi- i,ot:rc rf nnnnrm.ititi nn'irln o r-rt th t latest resorts of the interests opposed to Canadian reciprocity. Tne Ameri can Protective Tarirr league of New York is particularly aggressive in its efforts to influence the press of the country against the proposition. Its latest scheme is to have people sign; postcards in order to deluge congress-1 men with "indignant protests- against j the confirmation of the Canadian agree- j roent. j Just because some one sends you a i postcard with a perfectly good stamp on it and asks you to sign and forward it, j is no reason why you should do so. j If you receive anything bearing the j Imprint of the American Protective j Tariff league, the best thing you can i do with it is to heave it into the waste basket. j The editors of the country are too well Informed to be gulled In any such way and the honest and substantia! newspapers, of this country have theif own poller as reg&rda Che tariff and Lher public 4&etian too icelljlid to be disturbed by hysterical appeals from men and industries -whose sole object is their own selfish advantage. The 31onroe Doctrine. Ex-Secretary ot State John W. Fos ter, in a timely Ftatement, divests the Monroe doctrine of a lot of Roosevelt ian trimmings. It means that European nations are to mind their own usi-noce- Tint that tp are to mind eve- body,s buBmS8 theirs included. For.fts -ta poster nuts it. the Monroe I doctrine "only prohibits European gov 'ernments from appropriating territory or seekine to control the form of gov ernmtnt" of American states. Under it they have a perfect right to "inter fere to protect the interest of their subjects." Tfct followine is an accurate state ment of what the famous Monroe doc trine is not: "The Monroe doctrine dots not assume for the United States 1 - V Internal i any mission to rtijuiaie im.."--affairs cf American states, and we are ; ur.der no obligation to European gov- I mctrai' lawlessness Of i iiiiiri; i .1 , w . . , l . . . 0:jawrv there. At present we have rroblems enough cf our own. without I feekinsr to regulate the disorders of our neighbors. Our wisest course dur-i ing the present troubles in Mexico is to j enforce our neutrality laws with strict impartiality and leave the people of that country to settle their internal af fairs in their own time and way." Sorry Day for llosses. Among the most conspicuous bosses of the last 20 years were Bob Davis of I . XT t Af-w jersey ana ueorse xi. i i Ohio. Davis ruled in Jersey City ana ; . i..- ..if i,ox in V-iucmuau. vji.-.- iomu uu.. a democrat and the other carried on j operations under the republican stand-1 ur.e caiitu miueii i nrd. Both were conspicuous in tne government of their respective states frequently exerting a lare influence in itfie conauci oi siaie auairo. ami uwlu ; i ligurc-d in national politics. The aid of : j Cox. in particular, was sought by those ; iwho desired to control the action of, the Ohio delegates. i Davis is dead, and Hudson county. v.hich was his domain while he lived, is I tivinc to recovt r SlOQ.'idO of public j fur.rls. v.hich sun-., it appears, was ad vanced to him from time to time. Cox appears to have been less scru pulous. There has been a practice in Cincinnati, not unknown elsewhere, of ;c.ic.;t ing pi,lic funds in favored; ,,anks for a consideration to be paid j f ..... offioiaIs havine the nower to make the deposits, t or many years this has been a fruitful source of graft. low vaiuaijie tho privilege is regarded may r,P inferred from a perusal of the , ! Carr.C'Rie Trust company investigation; I and how the manipulation of New i ork I citv funds was made to bolster up that i tottering institution. Cox temporarily lest bis grip and the i conseuuence was that a prosecuting of ficer and a judge not afraid to prose cute him came into activity concurrent ly. After issuing the usual declaration of innocence and making the usual charge that he was iLc victim of po-! litical persecution. Cox' promptly hired i the best lawyers he could get and pro- j cf eded to resort to all kinds of cjuib- j bling ?nd technicalities to stave mat- (efs off th(1 jndge Nho Lad takfn i up iLe case should no longer be sit ,tl:.v:. H' was indicted by the grand jiiiy .'or receiving part of the money a;(i the banks in return for riepos j i's ami al.io for perjury for having de t:i d tha' be ever received any of this ji o::ey. He was released on bail and a few (lays ago went into hiding so j 'that he could not be arrested upon the i perjury indictment. ' Truly the old-time bosses are having j a perry time of it. Where primary i laws have not driven them into exile. prison doors yawn for them. COURT HOUSE RECORD Real Estate Transfers. Frederick Osborne to Benjamin B. Osborne, tract in sections 21 and "S. township IS, range 2 east, $2,5o0. part northeast quarter, southeast quar-1 ter. section 4, township IS, range 2 j east. $1. William Filbert to Oliver Eckstrom, part southwest quarter, southeast J quarter, section 4, township 18, range i 2 east. IG.OGO. Ouyer. hlte & Pope to Farist (Green, lot 14, block 1S4, East Moline, 00. Phoebe Harro'.d to Robert Bennett, Jr., lot 2S, Mixter's subdivision, out- ! lot 24, Rock Island, $1. E. H. iuyer to Henry H. Doering. lot 3, block C. Buford & Guyer s addi- John J. Pryce to Richard M. Pryce, tract in sections 34 and 35, township ' 17. range 1 west, $2,000. j C. L. and L. O. Swanson to Hilda M. j Swanson. lot 16. block 2, Mosenfelder's j Pi3ce, Rock Island, $1. ! JUBB e x lo w iiam r. toiberg, cast half, northeast quarter, section 24, j w- 110,000. i E- H- Guyer to Minnie Showater, lot i 9- V.ocli 10, Buford & Guyer s addition, j Is.and. J2S5. 1 Charles E. Kneberg to Gust Dralle, j !ot - block 15T, East Moline, $760. Arch For to Noah E. Bowser, tract j in Southeast ox" tourth section, 32-17! 5w- S'.OO- V-v j Anna E. Foster to ArcL" Foster, tract ' in Southeast one-fourth stYion, 32-17 S. $0. ' j James Watklnson to Henry V. Plain- j beck and C. A. Bergiund, lot 19. block ; 73, City of East Moline, $300. x I E. H. Guyer to Charles Lv Ijnd.lolm, j lots 2, 30 and 16. block 61 and S3, 'city , V cl Jast Moline, $630. THE ROCK ISLiAXD ARGUS, TUESDAY, WHY COST IS HIGH Woman Expert Says Living Is Expensive Because of the Craze for Variety. LUXURY BOOSTS THE BILLS Modern Improvements, Elaborate Entertainment and Distaste for Monotony Figure. To a craze for variety, coupled with a dread of monotony, and to modern innovations Mrs. Ellen H. Richards, an instructor ia chemistry at the Mas sachusetts Institute of Technology, lays the blame for the high tost of living. Her observations are made in answer to the question, "Does the in creased cost of living mark a social advance?" "When I went to housekeeping thirty-five years ago," she says, "on the. same spot and under the same general conditions as now, our running ex penses were about one-half as much. From -what direction has the Increase come? The snowplow no longer cleans our sidewalks. It must be shoveled to the gutter. The postman comes five times a day instead of twice. The telephone till not only costs $G0 a year, but doubles the gro cer's delivery, and hence his charges for it It certainly doubles the steps taken and the stairs ascended by some one. "Hardwood floors mean twice the Tj-ork of carpets. The cost of guests is vu hoQiiea hk food wo used uuuuc, xv L4 ...v. .... .. - . to set before them was not pood ana sufficient, but because we have not the moral courage to give simpler enter tainment. tte same cost, but we pay SO cents for j0e fream msteaa or cents, aim naVe six courses instead of three, with tne corresponding number of dishes to handle and double time to serve and prepare and clear away. "The more elaborate service the greater number of things is in one sense a social advance, as it is sup- nosed to mean a gain in standing. "A perfect craze for variety has tak en possession of the world. Nothing i so much dreaded as monotony. This means a restless dissatisfaction with life. The daily work is not monotony eo long as one does not wish to do something else. LIVING EXl'KXSKS UOI I1I.KO. "It Is this craving for variety which has doubled the living expenses of most families. We all go in town two or three times a day. We all go to moving picture shows, to theaters, con- rts. We eo motoring instead of ouietlv reading, rearranging the pic- tures or the furniture, mending the curtains or the broken china. As for sewing and carpentering, who does it? "Is it because of the comic supple ment that the man who sets up bis own stove or hoes his own garden is made ridiculous? "What do we gain by it? Anything valuable to man's real advance? Is society or the individual wiser in what counts or more learned, happier, better in any way? Does not each dollar in excess mean a greater strain oa some nerve, a greater chance of mental col lapse? "What is the poor American to-do in his present fever and with his present nerves, but with fivefold greater pow ers placed in his hands and fivefold greater attention and capacity demand ed for their control? If sixty years ago the free forces and rushing ad vance of the republic urgently needed the regulation of a powerful and learn ed conservative body, who can over- f estimate the necessity for such service now? I "L.lfe is a confused rush for us. We ! do not stop to take account of stock ! and balance accounts. The various tin- noticed causes of greater expenditure ! are be ferreted out and exposed, a ' closer balance between time and mon- j e-v an1 results found. wnat snouia oe toaay tne guiding principle of large hearted and intelli gent women in the use of personal and family income? Do we believe that it must lead between asceticism and lux ury? Luxury (everything not neces sary to full efficiency) is the besetting modern danger, physical, mental and moral. "The determining principle in fixing the standard of life, then, should be the discovery of the minimum needed to maintain full efficiency." Tr 1,200 Years Old. The German village of Remborn has a linden tree which is said to be more than 1,200 years old. KB t A. Day Will pay for an elegant fiano if you Join our club and en title you to many exceptional advantages and privileges as a member. If you can't call to day write or telephone for par ticulars. Gus A. Jen eke 1620 Seronl Avenue I'.txk Island. 17 Pennies "He makes me to lie down ia s me beside the still waters." Fve nver een bin but looked it me with grave content. Good-naturedly and cheerfully, whichever way 1 went: Though it were bleak and bare and brown. it shouldered to the sky And looked at rne In auiet peace when I went slowly by ; But any building, be It house, or templed place, or mart. , Will face a man with chilling brows-that set him Car apart. I've never seen a country road that did not have the time To loaf beside the forests where the . blossomed vines would climb To coax me softly, lazily, to rest with It awhile And see the comfort It could find in creeping rr.lie on mile : But city streets they blare at you and will not let you stay: They hustle you unceasingly and drive your dreams away. Tve never seen the aky that shields the countryside at night An ebon velvet drapery looped up witl- gems of light That did not seem to bend to me all friendlywise and bless And pour a balm of comfort on my heart In its distress: But when the city has Its night the glare beats In your eye. And look whatever way you will you cannot ee the sky. I've never seen a country road, or brook. or hill, or tree. That did not have a kindly word to speak or sing to me : They never crowd us to one side, they never sneer nor frown. Nor view us strangerwise as do the streets and walls of town: And so sometimes I think that this msy be the hidden plan To show us how much better God could make the world than man. (Copyrlg-bt. by The Argus Daily Short Story Matching for a Dofr By F. A. lYIitchel. Copyrighted. 1911, by Associated Liter try Tress. A boy of seven on being told to write a story about a dog wrote it as follows: I love Siiep, and Shep loves me. That was all there was of the com position. Shep was a collie dog, and a very in telligent one. The only other case I have ever known of equal love be tween a human being and a brute was betweeu my pointer Hex and myself. I used Rex for bunting woodcock. How I did love that dog, and how he did love me: Why in tbe world be couldn't speak to me I don't know. He could talk with bis eyek though not with his tongue. Many a con versation I have had with bim. I speaking with iuy voice, be with his eyes. Rex was stolon from me, and I didn't see him again for several years. One October I was hunting in aa other fieid. I Lad possessed other dogs "CJXI. HIM, PLEASt' ... than Rex, but did cot get attached to any of them, and often would hunt without one. This was the case with me on this autumn morning. As I stalked through a wood, kicking up t . . . i dead leaves-a Xavonte amusement oi mine-I heard some animal bounding i toward me, and through the tushes V. . . . . n Arrm 1 PU, j ognized Rex at once. He ran to me, i put his fore paws on my shoulder, and If ever a dog cried for joy he did. As for me. I put my arms around his neck, and Tm not sure but my eyes. too. i were wet. The next thing I was conscious of was looking at a very pretty girl with a big hat on her head, a pair of caunt- APRIL 11, 1911. green pastures ; he leadeth Psalm xxiii, 2. W. O. CSapmn.l lets on her hands and a whip such as ladies use wlien walking out with a dfg. 1 lifted Rex's paws from my shoulders and my bat from m." head. There was tire in the girl's eye which my deference did not allay. "What's the matter with my dog?" 6he snapped, laying great stress on the word "my." 'Your dog?" "Yes. my dog. Whose else should it be?" "Mine." What a laugh c?im out of that pret ty throat! It wasn't really a laugh. 1 nt an expression of anger, contempt, irory, rlerislon. I confess I was a bit miffed by it. "You say the dog is yours," I said, trying to speak pleasantly. "If he is yours be will follow his mistress. Call him, please." "JacU! Come here. Jack! Do you hear nie?" l;ex looked at her and wagged his tail, but did not more. "You don't even know the dog's name." I said. Then, moving away, I celled, "Come. Rex." and he bounded after me. Rut I noticed that be kept looking back nt his mistress. After movins some twenty paces I stopped. If ever there was a mad girl that one was. "How dare you try to steal my dog?" she snapped viciously. "Steal your dog? I don't need to steal vour doer. He knows his master and follows him. "Jack! Come here." She stamped her little foot in a Tain attempt to enforce obedience. "Let me have your whip," I said. "I'll see if I can drive him back to you. I took the whip from her hand and. giving the dog a cut, ordered him away from me. ne got down on the ground and cringed and whined, bnt he wouldn't leave me. The girl was beside herself with anger and disap pointment It was plain that she loved him as well as I did. "Pardon me," I 6flid to her. 1 should have explained to yon that this dog once belonged to me. I lost him, and he now appears to be your property. He's the nearest to a hu man being of any brute I ver knew." "He Isn't a brote; he's a human ani- j maL" i "Ana snoaiu oe ircowu " affections should not be . au fa . affwtlons eUber.- I should be permitted to dwell i . lulst i 1 1 ii i tier - ft thrust that didn't salt mean." fhe said, "that he , one who ,OTes i him best." "Very brightly turned, but woman's logic a conclusion based on no prem ises. It seems to me this is a trian gular affair." She opened ber eyes, as if wonder ing what that could be. "Yon love the dog; I love the dog. The dos loves you and loves me. One leg of the triangle is missing." "Which leg? What-leg?" "The one between you and me. There it love between you and the dog and love between me and the dog. but none whatever between you and me." "I should think not! I repressed a smile. "WelU I said, "what are we going to do about It?" "I bought Jack Jack. I say. ne Is not Rex. as you call him. at alL I bought Jack for $10, and he's my dog." "I didn't get the $10." "That's nothing to me. "I'll match you for him." Now, while by matching hor for the dog I meant to play at beads and tails with a coin, she was so pretty, so feminine in her bursts of Impotent anger, that In my heart I intended to convey the impression that I wouldn't mind settling the ownership of the dog by a union of claimants. "What do you mean by matching for him?" 6he asked. I took two coins from my pocket and gave her one. laid the other covered on the back of my hand and asked her to show one side of the coin I had given her. She showed me heads." I un covered my coin, and it was "tails." "The dog is mine," I said. Again she bristled. "Tou were to match me and failed," I added. "Well. I declarer She could not evidently find words to express her horror and contempt at my taking such an advantage of her. She tossed the coin at me viciously, but I caught it. "That method of deciding the matter between us doesn't seem to please you." "I should say not. Besides, there's nothing to decide. The dog belongs to me." "Rut how are you to prevent his go ing home with me? You saw that I couldn't drive him away." This was a stumper. She made no reply. She was evidently trying to think of a way out of it. "You will tire yourself standing," I said. "Won't you be seated on this log?" "Xo. I thank you." "Then you will pardon me for sitting while you stand. I'm very tired, ana I see no way of coming to an agree ment." I sat down, took a pipe from my pocket and proceeded to fill it, asking if she would mind my smoKing. &ne did not reply, and 6lnce silence gives consent I lit the pipe. "I suppose," she said presently, "I'll have to nay you for the dog. It's very mean of you. but" "I don't wish to sell him." "Then what in the world are we go ing to do?" "I think we'd better have a confer ence." "We seem to be having one, a very long and disagreeable one." "If you will sit down and talk rea sonnblv I believe we can come to a satisfactory agreement." She looked a long while nt the log and finally sat down on its other end. "Now," I said, puffing a cloud, "what do you propose?" "What do you propose?" "I proposed a match, but you didn't appear to like that way." "It's perfectly absurd." "Nevertheless I'm quite resolved that it shall be settled by that plan." She thought for some time while I read what she was thinking in the expression of her face. By matching she would have an equal chance ot winning the dog. Ry refusing she would surely lose him, for he would go with me. 1 got out the coins again. "I match you this time," 1 -said. "Rest two in three." She sat looking straight ahead of her, not deigning to notice the coin I had laid out on the log for her. Glanc ing at it, I saw "heads" was up. I cried "tails!" Then, examining her coin and mine. I told her she had won on the first trial. This induced her to take some interest in the proceed ings. I took enre that she should win again and told her the dog was her property. "Rut how am I to get him away from you?" she said in a more pleas ant but puzzled tone. "I don't see how you can," I replied, "unless I po with you." "That's the plan," she said, much pleased. "You go with me, and I'll chain bim to his kennel." "Are you sure you won't chain ne too?" "How ridiculous!" It certainly was ridiculous, for she had me chained already, but I wasn't locked for a year afterward, wben my matching plan, as I really intended it. was carried out and the dog passed Into our united possession. All of which was nice for the dog. nice for the girl and lastly delightful for me. I often twit my wife upon her stupidity in not having understood my double meaning on our first meeting, where upon she says she saw through the whole thing. And I'm not quite sure but she did. April 1 1 in American History 173i Edward Everett, orator and statesman, born; died 1SC5. 1SC1 South Carolina Confederates de marded the surrender of Fort Sum ter. 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There are some things that are too true to be very good. Any place will do If there Is room enough In It to strive for a better one. The matt la very serious when wo men won't speak of each other. Be sure that you are going to get ahead, then make it right. Everybody has a special torand guar anteed to work every time of the per fectly harmless kind of 11a. Them Is little satisfaction in baiting the man who won't roar back. For Variety. "Did the com mittee whitewash him?" "Yes; with Bhoo blacking." v. n Getting Thorn Mixed. "Who is that insignificant looking little man walking around the store as though he were afraid of every body?" "That is the proprietor." "The owner indeed. I had that large man with tho massive brow and the overload of dignity picked as the proprietor." "He Is the floorwalker." "Is the owner afraid that the floor walker will discharge him?" "Not exactly, but he doesn't want to take any chances." Not Skillful. "Can your new maid cook?" "Yes. but she lacks Judgment." "How la that?" "She cooks all the salt" "Cooks all the salt?" "Yes: puts It In the soup, you knew, and seems to think thnt the potatoen don't need any cooking." Proof of Superiority. "That was a beautiful lecture you gave, doctor." ."Did you like It?" "Yes, but I couldn't understand It." "That is the 1eaut.v of It. If you could have you wouldn't have regard ed mo ns any smarter than you are." Two of a Kind. "Did you enjoy yourself in Europe last summer?" "Yery much." "I didn't know you were over. I was just making a bluff." "I wasn't. So was I." He Knew It. "Is there any money In this business that you are trying to promote?" "Thnre certainly 1h." "How d' you know?" "Why, I myself put in a lot." Lifo Warrant. "no stole a kiss." "What did be get?" "Banished for a week." "Lucky man! Mot;t of us get a life sentence." Lirht Reading. Thr dictionary has a Of worflw 1 do not know. Ami, thoui;i it Is ri"t utron on tjK Its pag" HnrnlnK Mk.w. Tou f.ti. the author rnw a lot Ah pane on juhc you turn. For, though it diws.i t run to plot. It Btlil hua wor-i t' burn. I don't know wh r ?ver found Hcj many word. A3 that T'r.ls.i by miarc.!il.TK mo? t profound Or taUir.K throi.Kh I. is hat. lit couldn't ,-M. them un. I know, U.y chatf.r.if her an'l thf-re To i;fop a they rome and go Am be had time to para. II couldn't find th m in a book. For authora have to ito Back to hi h.-avy One to look For what t!i-y want to know. Thy didn't p-i from mout'j to mouth. Vbe common n.an, I aweur. Would have Ma jawbone KOintf aouth On many thu.t are thre. He mao tern up, I'm fre to aay, An'l slyly allpi.t-d thm trxro. Who'd krow tfn 1 ff'T'-nf. anyway Or. for that rr.: t r r, care? It mav he tiiat r.-.y k ''t U wronjf Ar.4 that v.-nn not bin p'". ' Eut tr.f-:e U.y tie, nort.e thousanua ctror.T. flo r-w ti,rr if yo'i ran. Tour tongue is coated. Vour breath ia foul. Headaches come and go. These symptoms Bhow that your stomach is the trouble. 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