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THE TR1TELEKS GUIDE.
rAGO, ROCK I8LAVD A PAcmc RAIL
-ST comer imtu treEce and Tbirtv- K
Coaucil Bluffs A Minneao- (
to Day Express f
KanMa city Day Express.
Cornell Bluffs kbaneso-1
ta Express f
Coubcu Btaffs A Omaha I
limited Vestigia Ex.. f
Kansas CKy Limited
S :98 pm
!H :18 am
tQolng west. tQoipg tut. Daily.
BURLINGTON ROUTE-O, B. A Q. RAIL
, - Depot First Tenue and Sixteenth U.
M. J. Yooag, aireat, "
St. Loats Kxpreas
Hi. Lotus Express
Way Pretpht (Monmouth) . . .
Way Pwipht (Sterling). ....
WerllnR Psssecfer ,
7 35 pm
10. -SB am
8 :08 pm
CHICAGO. MILWAUKEE It ST. PAUL RAIL
Rscine A Sontbwestern Division De
pot Twentieth street, between First and Second
venae. E. D. W. Holmes, agent.
Mail ana Express
Bt. Paul Expr-s
Ft. A Accommodation..
Ft. A Accommodation.
ROCK ISLAND A PEORIA RAILWAY BE
pot First avenue and Twentieth street. F,
H. Roc a. well, Apent.
Fast Mail Eiproi-s
Brill am! 7:30 tm
2:90 am! 1:80 pm.
v iii am is am pm
4:00 pm 8:05 am
MOST DIRECT ROUTE TO THE
-East and South East.:
4INU BAST. I
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in 87 mm
nr.. Orion.. It
St. Louis, Mo
. Lonisville. .
i WOINO WB8T
11 4 tt
6 45 am
2 15 mm
6 05 pm
6.26 I m
8 15 am
Passenger trains arrive and depart from Union
Accommodation train leaves Rock Island 6:45
p. m. arrives at Peoria 2 :30 a. m. Leaves Peoria
7:15 p. m. arrives at Rock Island 1 :06 a. m.
CAB LB BBXBCH.
Accom. M'iAAc Accom.
Lv. Rock Island 6.30 am 9.10 a 4.00 pm
An. Reynolds 7.40 am 10.20 am 5.05 pm
" Cable 8.15 am 11 00 am 5.40 pm
Lv. Cable 6.30 am'l2.K pm 8.45 pm
At. Reynolds 7.10 ami 1.45 pm) 4.25 pm
" Hock Island 8.05 am 3.1)0 pm) 5.30 pm
Slick (to Blossom Is this llr. Bloom
Blossom No. His office is across the
Slick (leaving the door open as he
walks out) Thank yoa, sir.
Blossom Hey! Come buck and close
that door. Haven't you any doors in
Slick Yes, sir; but they ail have
springs on 'em. Allow me to show you,
sir, my patent, double back action doo
spring. It closes the door without a
bang, and is warranted to last a lifetime.
In the booi entitled "Famous English
Authors of tho Niaeteentn Century,
Mrs. Sarah K. Dolton ipves some irtets in
rcjKird to th! instant popularity ol the
poem "Marm on," by Sir Walter Scott.
In less tliau a month after "Marmion"
vras publish! il th(i Gr&t edition of 2,000
copk-s was told. It went rapidly through
many edition:- The ptopk- wad and re
read it. The following story told by llut
ton is not at oil improbable:
Two strangers met on a dark night in
London. Bo-.h were repeating the last
lines of the account of Flodden Field.
One ninn exclaimed "Charge, Chester,
charge!" whi n suddenly a reply came
out of the d;trkness -On, Stanley, on!"
whereupon tiey fanisiitl the death of
Marmion betw een them, took off their hats
to eai:h other, and parted, laughing .
Veiiua and Mercury.
The T:U.:.d nearest the sun is Mercury,
which is ;ii the average about 35,400,000
miles atvt.v from that orb. Venus is nearer
to the earth tl an any other planet. When
both tlit-se bodies are on the same side of
the sun, and v. hen Venus is nearly on the
same line witl. the sun when viewed from
thecartb.it i only 26,000,00.) or 27,000.000
miles away frt m us. ThefixHl star near-
i-st to the eai-th, so far as known, is the
Centau ri, whii h is alwut 20,.)00,000,000,000
miles o.T. St. Iouis Globe-Democrat.
Eila (contemjilating matrimony)
Don't yon think, Uncle George, a young
couple could get on nicely on $900 a year?
Uncle George Why, certainly. They
couldn't possiblv live together on that
Life. It Didn't Work.
Mr. K , an epicurean smoker, was
T rg nl rnnKMtlirtiin.
The weekly onsumption of bread per in
habitant in the United States is only five
and one-half pc anils, or about three pounds
less than the general average for all coun-
..f 1 t)M r;t rt nnlv five
ami one-half pounds of Lre.ul weekly per
nual consumption represents the enormous
amount of I7.teo.000.u00 pounds. Ameri
can JIarLet uu i Critical Liuycr.
T'n. vriurhrrii author Cable i.i a man of
flcntk'r physic ue and medium stature.
His beard anil eyes .ire tiari;, ana Lis b:sl
forehcail is sur uounted with a heail of jet
Hack hair. lie has a soft, akaost fi mii.iue
vorv. and is 4j years ow.
"Another wonderful discoTery b"
been made, and lhat, too by a lsdy in
this country. Disease fastened its
clutches upon ner ana ior bcvcu jci
. t . i
withstood Its eeveretts tests, uni uer
organs were undermined and . death
seemed imminent. For three months she
toughed incessantly and could not aleew
She bought o: us a Dottie oi vi. a.i- e
New Discovery for consumption and wag
so mcci relieved on taKing tae urn u
that she slept all Bight, an J ai"-b "tie
bottle has been miraculously cured Her
name is Mrs. Luther Lutz " Tcu rue
W. C. Baairica & Co.. cf fchtlby. N. 0
Get a free bottle at Hariz & Bthnsen's
Tb irncsition from long licgcrim;
and painful sickness to robust health
marks sn epoch in the life cf the individ
ual, tsuch a remarkable event is treas
ured in memory and the agency whereby
the good health has been attained is
gratefully blessed. Hence it is that so
much is heard in praise of Electric Bit
ters. So man? feel they owe their res
toration to health, to the use of the great
alterative and tonic. If you are troubled
with any disease of kidneys, liver or
stomach, of lone or shoit Handing ou
wiil surely find relief by use of Electric
Bittt-rs. Sold at 5-.c and $X per bott.
at Llartz & BiuCren's drag store.
arcLsv's aesica alvk.
The htt: sHitrs it th worl.-. for cc,
briKst.?, wri't, -..':ert, tV.t rheuc, fv?
eaies, tett-.r. r nipped haedf. cni.o.r.;n
corns tnil h';'. kin eruptiors. and p. i
Chair car on Fast Express between Rock Island
and Peoria In botb directions.
H. B. 6UDLOW, B. BTOCKHOTISX.
8aperintendent. Gec'l Tfet. Afient.
traveling on the railway with a passen
ger from Berlin who was smoking a hor
rid cigar. As all hints and signs proved
unavailing Mr. K had recourse to an
often tried experiment. Rising from his
seat, he politely said:
Will you allow ine to open the win
dow?' At the same tim? he "quite accident
ally" brushed against the hand of his
fellow pa.ss.-?nger, causing him to drop
bis cigar. Mr. K had the additional
misfortune to step on it, and said in
-Oh! I beg a thousand pardons! Al
low me to oSer you one of mine; they
are not half bud."
-With your kind iermissicn," an
swered the Berliner, quite ph ased, lie
took three cigars out of the case present
ed to him and put them into his jtocket,
"These are a first rate brand; I'll
smoke "em on Sundays."
And with that he proceeded to light
another of his own. Nueste Isachrich-ten.
If you do a man a favor do not let him
know it, or tbe chances a-e be will come
back for another lift.
A Seal Bali am is Kemp's Ban 6m.
The dictiomry says, "a balsam is a
thick, pure, aromatic substance flowing
from trees." Kemp's Balsam for the
throat and lunrs is the onlv cough medi
cine that is a re&l balsam. Maiy thin,
watery cough remedies are called balsam's
bnt such are not. Look through a bottle
of Kemp's Balsam and notice what a pure,
thick preparation it is. If you cough
use Kemp's Ba'sam. At all druggists'.
Large bottles 50c an 1 51.
When a man tells you that he is per
fectly contented he means, in nine cases
out of ten, that after thinking the mat
ter all over he d e9 not see how he can
get anything more.
In the pursuit or the goon thirgs of
his world we inticinate too much; we
at out the heart and sweetness of world
ly pleasures by delightful forethought of
them. The results obtained from the use
of Dr. Jones' Rf d Clover Tonic far exceed
ill claims. It cares dyspepsia, and all
stomach, liver, kidney and bladder
troubles. It is a perfect tonic, appetizer.
blo'wl runier. a sure cure i-vr acce ari
ns'arial tiisefe?';. Price. V rts.
The young nan who was "unable to
express his joy'' saved money by sending
it by mail.
.e, or no pay icquirec5.
is irjarar-i rive perfect eti6:ac?:a
or money refunded. Trice 25 tent f-r
box. For ;'.e v Harrz & Babces.
Appeal oi a Verv Young Liwjtr.
Geni'emen cf fie jury. I beseech you.
acquit my client for my sake, for ibis is
my first cb-!
ADVICE TO K.0TEEK8.
Are you disturbed at r.icfct nJ broken
of our rest bv a mcr. child suSerir.-: and
crying wi'h p-in ' cuttins teeth? If b
send at orf an J L'et s oottie 01 .Mr?.
Wics'oVj. S.in'hirg Strup for chiMrt-n
teething. I's vulue is incalculable. It
will relieve tie foor lit! e tuScrtr icrr.e
diauly. Dcp-nd upon it mother?, tM re
is no mistake ah'-ut it It cures dtKu
tery, riitHTbi" , ri-cuU;es tbe stonmth
tnd bowe's, cuTr ird colic, softens the
eums. retiuc-. I'Can.miurn anil g'.ves
tone sn i trercv o the whoe system
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for
Children Tcettina is pleasant to the
taste, atd i? the prescription of one of
the ol dt-st and b--t female nunes an 1
pbvsicinLS in tbe United States, and is
or sa;e bv nil drug girts throughout tbe
world. Price 25 ceLts a bottle, j
Ic 5cn:u Debilitated Mac.
If you w;';i srr.d me yonr address we
will mtil you '"ur illustrated pamphlet
expiaioinc a'i ab vjt Dr. Dye's celebrated
electro voiic heU and applisnces, and
their chartoina effect upon the nervous
debilitate.! system, and Low they wii'.
caicklv restore rou to vigor, manhood
and bealth. Pimphlet free. If you are
thus aSietei. we wii! send vou a belt and
appliances '.'C a trial.
Voltaic Bklt Co.. Marthall. Mich.
mm tv "'Mrt.QruDdy
Wished "tWAj burxty
t foA r5 bere y0 scc Az cw5e
SOAP. 1L.1 .1C
Successor to A damson & Ruick,
T)D AffPTP AT MAnmMKT
V 1 lUlalllaUI. II HIIIIIII III I
1 llllUllUlllJ ULXXUU.IX1XW Aj
Rock Island, 111.
Shop Nineteenth St., bet. First and Second Avenue,
General Jobbing and R-pairinc promptly done.
rTSecond Hand Machinery boncht, eold and repaired.
PRACTICAL HOLIDAY GOODS.
Believing that everyone, deem it necessary to remerab-r
their iriends with a useful Christmas gift, we have selected tfc-n-ateat
and largest line of LADIES' and GENT'S
Ooze. Swede Kid, Russian Calf and Plush.
In all the modern styles and shades.
SenrjJ and IKrrisoa Sts
STABY, BERGEB & SNELL,
COMPLETE IN ALL
For CaUlcccet Address
J. C. DTJHCAN,
Nos. Ill and 113 West Second Street,
Are not quite ready to open all their different departments, but as the season for CLOAKS
is getting short, they have determined to open their
nrfT r rrTnrnirrrrTiTrfrfn
y in! i ii i Li i u it n m u u
LyJii Ali-JlQ ii JlUiAlujaliu ii n
THUKSD AT5, JANUARY 29th, 1891,
'And continuing THREE Days. This will be a SPECIAL SACRIFICE SALE of Ladies and Chil
dren's Fall, Winter and Spring Cloaks and Spring Jackets.
Keep you Eye on this space and read the bargains next Thursday evening.