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THE AEGU8. WEDNE8DAV. RFPTfiw o
.. .11 nieht. b..t It Had
.:. on the corner en-
- ,!, fat man, "I wl" au,u"
s'o. J ,i,0 mvstenes or tne
Kwe. When 1 Want an vttos
H'.L't'pntin the thin man.
""f ' Z nn stairs and get what I
lrt.X,. saving my wife a
Ldealo'1!'- , comin(? in the
;r.nnK off upstairs-
N'a" h.rA o take the bn-
.m' TOtl 1 1 .
fdrir ont and damp it wide
,;a tint" . , . nrrirW-"
rtave to rail yonr wife from
-v tt.irv to ask her
.nrdiirtwin this bureau or
Mknow nnerrni-... s
. ..n 4llrl lT"j-i.i- nut anil .
,wt veil c;iu "
I.h'lcoiiM d that."
-Wt-JI. vcn can i! yon win jum irj a
' i .,-.1 t-lf innrp tllAn
iv, i.ui - - - f , , , .
iiil'!' uiTanse i tan uu iui i
' Vliv. tins very morning I needed
-fir iuii'inercuiei. . uumr,
inl B stairs, tlirew wy oni one
.i: ivluugeil. trumped np another
,t (f fjK, piiiUMi out tne unreau
flVf pit II. II'UIU ill nint vub
Wrll. the clcii'l ot humiliation mat
.ijj ow that man s face wlien lie Le
; the little sleeve of his lnby boy's
rrciruiHit dangling in the nir coma
e been comlfiiseu into uiocks ana
J wav fur future nse.
rht fit ruir. pulled at his nose a few
landieil and walked on, wlulethe
: man wriit nhutit the town with pen-
arJ tv'k taking bids for the scatter-
:f h.s earthly anatomy abont the
.-Philadelphia Times. ,
- That Explains It. ...
1 h. i-
f HOFESSIOH AL CARDS.
Lady My husband and I never dis
pnte before children. If vre think a
quarrel is coning on we send them ont
Kind Friend Oh, that's why I eee
them so often in the street. Once a
A Su.iil en Attachment.
wasprepariug a series of
r a conic U.ok engaged the ser
; celebrated ch"f as critic and
i.:s work. One clay he tmb-
Chef a ri'Cttut for fcmnn niA
ed with tne direction, "Then
ftfiVe juj.l stjr rnnotDTirlt- "
twirltd his thumbs and said,
me that's rath-r a useless
l r it y,,u sit on a stove vou're
"::r constantly. "ban Fran-
- " ill ne
, uy is tuaty
1'-ii;'.Ve-Mrs. Havf,.rl- i,
' to the seaside for
it's cheaper than
-'... '-eiun city rela-
;iiiis vn:iinn do
,i , , "leru-re nitb as?
'wi er went till
"us a fri.i "une
farler t, w's'ate?"
"i- tt. ... t": it -
li..u.., re'u ar scepter
U - ' . rurt, i " ""HIIUHia
For His Sonl'a Sake.
Of J. R. Herbert, the eccentric artist,
many amnsin ? stories are told. He in
sisted that h s models should feel the
emotions whit h animated the characters
they were to represent, and once, in ex
plaining this necessity to a somewhat
stolid model, liecame himself affected to
tears at the mere thonght of what the
other onght to feel. He had, moreover,
a sense of hun.or and a calm way of dis
One day he was with Landseer at the
Athenseum, after nn academy meeting,
and the latter called for refreshments.
"Some of rat also to me," said Her
bert to the waiter, in the broken En
glish he affected. When it was brought
he continued, "Ah, I shall have no
money. Pay for me, Landseer."
His friend pid, and they went ont to
gether. Herbert then stopped to listen
to a beggar in the street.
"Ah, stay a bit." said he, "1 want to
do a leetle chiirity, and yon, my dear
friend, must lend me a shilling."
Soon after they came npon another
beggar, and a similar bit of charity was
indulged in, Landseer furnishing the
When Herbeit rejoined him, it was to
6ay with the utnost coolness:
"Let me see, borrowed at the club one
shilling; charity, two shillings. Ah, I
do owe yon tim e shillings. Yet, now I
zink of it, yon shall do ze charity. It
will be good for your soul. I shall pay
you ze one sl.illing!" Youth's Com
panion. A Song About Nothing.
I will sing you a song about nothing at ail.
And to Rive it fort of a teeler
I will put it in verseof the form that they call.
In the clnssics. the ananest meter.
(In parentheses !t me explain, by the way.
That the anaput goes dump-te-lum,
While the dactyl reverses it that is to say.
Goes tam-te-ta n. tum-te-tum, turn).
I will sing of the sun sinking soft in the west.
For I'm strong n the sibilant sound;
And I'll sing of the breeze in the trues, and
That in vacuous verses are found.
I will ring in the augh of the rtpple-ing rill.
With alac"anl "aiack"aud "methinks."
And some fears and some tears, and will
With oh's and with ah's all the chinks.
I will sing you this song on the opera stage.
At a scale of big prices of coarse:
But first, to prepa re for success. I'll engage
In e scandal topped off with divorce.
I will mumble auc jumble the words in a way
That you can't, lor your life. understand.
And I'll laugh in my sleeve when I hear yon
"Oh, wasn't it p :rfectly grnndP
Detroit Free Press.
For beauty, for comfort, for improve
ment of the complexion, use olIv Poz
zoni's Powder; there is Dothing equal to
It la said will .! anything, this is
tme in a measure; but for staying
jua.Iirif-5, - merit is the tost. Extensive
adverriving may sell anything wher
It Is n-w or unknown, but after it
orr.es into ccuer .1 use, it la judged
cwu'dir.i: to its worth. The continued
and su-itriv erowt't of Swift's Specific
la the best evidence of its excellent)
It lc most popular where it is beat
known. Every bottle sold, sella tea
others. Every ore that take it be
oomes Its friend, and reconur-enda it
to their acquaintances. '
Treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases)
bwivr Sriono Co., Atlanta, G
Dr. ilrwHREYa' bPEC notarescieutincally and
carefully prepared pretoripUous ; used for many
far lii private uracta-- It Ji succet,au(l for over
thirty years ueu by the people. Every stutele bp
cille k a special cure for ttie dteae named.
Ttieee 8 peel ilea cure without UrugKiiiK, pnrfr
Injr or reducing the syg em. and are lu fact and
UeedUKdnevereisn r-inedieaefthe World.
list or PHTfrtPAL nos. ctrb. raicEs.
1 r fffrs, ionKesrtm, lunammatton... ..
V orma? viirmifler, norm vtlic..
C'ryinff ('lie, or Teething of Infautj
inarrnea, 01 1.
f Children or Adults
6 ('falr& MorbftBt Vomiting
9 'iiBEha. Cold, lii )uchili
S NeuralvlK, toot lacbe, Faceache..
U 11 i-h wm. Hir.h Ueailach. V'Mrtlork
jv iyppsim. uuio u momacn
ji nnppresaea or r ainiai rerioas. .V.
1-2 Whites, too Prof ih Fertod. it?
1 3 'ronp. CouRh. 11 tlctilt Breathing -ii
11 palt ICbeil m. j: sipeias, z.ruuiioua.
15 IthFan.liinl, Baeuniatlc- Cains.. ..
1 Fever and Aim. chilly Malaria....
17 files, Hllnd or i)ldJnif
IB C'Histrrb, Inllaeiua. Cold tn the Head
SO Waaopinv f'esh. Violent CouKhs.
2-1 Crnpr.l ll.Kllnv HtiMWI WMknuM
V7 Kidney Disease .30
S Nervsns llebilit v l.0
30 J rinary Weakness. Wetting Bed. .50
viseasesoi ineii ert,raiiiuiou a.uv
SolJ by Drug-glKts. or fent postpaid on receipt
ef price. Ia. Hi'mphrevs' iUnval, (144 paxes)
richly bonnd In cloth tnd gold, mall -d tree.
HUMPHREYS' 14EDICIKE OO
Cor. William and Job a Streets, Mew York.
A -nros iliVi
f7yV .num-d ot in q
th leading r
.4 aorrliua -.-'
'11 eonl) sum reui.i y i
Xa a dr r 1 1 ten o - VV b 1 1 i
I tirer:' u snd
S4fe in rec-immeudinc i
P" t i all miB'wn
zn l'K( atts. I LI
ek-M ly (x-nsrKbiiav
J. M. BEAKBSLET,
ATTORNKY AT LAW-Ofllce with J. T.
worthy. 173g Second Avenne.
JACKSON & HURST.
A TTOHMKT8 AT LAW. Offlee In Rock Island
-J...-1MJ1UM pana pnuaing, nock Island, 111.
. ISIUItT, o. U. WALKS.
8WEE5EY t WALKER,
ATTORNEYS AND COUN8KLLOR8 AT LAW
Oace in Bengston's bloek. Bock Island, III.
MeENIRY ft McESIKr,
ATTORNEY'S AT LAW Loan money on eood
security, make collections. Reference, Mitch
ell A Lynde. bankers. Offlee in Postoffice block.
THE DAILY ARWUS.
FOR 8ALB KVBRT KVKNINQ at Crampton's
News Stand. Five cents per copy.
DR. J, E. HAWTHORNE,
Teeth extracted without pain by the inew
method. Office over Don's,
1 o. 1B17 Second avenue. Rock Island.
DRS. BICKEL &SCHOEMAKER
Mitchell & Lynde's Block. Rooms 29-81.
DR. W. H. LUDEWIG,
8 to 11 a. m. 2 to 4 and 7 to 8 p. m.
Mitchell & Lynde Block. Rooms 83 84.
(Take Elevator) Telephone So. 1082.
DR. J. D. HAWKS.
PHYSUIAS AXI KrRGEOX.
Office to I. O. O. F. Building, Eighteenth
street. Rock It-land.
Office floats 9to 11 a. m.,-acd 2 to 4 and 1 to
Sp.m. Telephone No. 1084. "
K. M. PEAKCE,
Room 33 is Mitchell & Lynde's new block.
Express and Moving.
All orders promptly attended to. Char
S Leave orders at K. Trenamas's Harness
shop on Market sqaare.
STATE SAVINGS BANK.
MOLINE. - ILLS.
Office Corner Fifteenth street and Third Ave,
Succeeds the Moline Savings Bank. Organ iied.1869
5 PER CEIL INTEREST PA!D OlwDEPOSiTSL
Organized under State Law.
Open from 9 a. m. to 8 p. m., and Wednesday and
SatnrrtHynifrhtsfrom 7 to 8.
Porter Skinnib, ... President
H. A. Aiksworth, - - Vlce-Pretddent
C. r. Bi.tKWir. ... Cashier
Porter Skinner, S. W.Whcelock.
I'.A Cwe, H. A.Ainsworth,
O. H. Edwards, W. H. Adams,
Andrew Fribei g, C. F. Demeuway,
W. C. MAUCKER,
Having purchased the
Property which he has had refitted for the ho
tel business, is now prepared to accom
modate transient gnests.
Dav and Regular Boarding
at very reasonable prices.
He is also engaged in the
at the same place with a choice lot of Groceries.
Farm produce a specialty.
l 'pi viii J0 1
For sale by all ttrsw:lass Grocery dealers.
-HAS INVENTED A-
which does its work in a thorough manner.
tyit thoronghly pnrifies the air and removes
all obnoxious smells. For sale at kmil Koehter's
Prick, 60 Cunts Peb Bottlb.
THE TRAYELESS GUIDE.
CHICAGO, BOCK ISLAND PACIFIC RAIL
way Denot eorner Fifth iv.nn o-k;.
Brt street. Frank H. Plnmmer. agent.
Council Bluffs A Minntso-1
U Day Express
Kansas City Day Express...
Council Bluffs Minneso-1
U Express f
Council Bluffs A Denver i
Limited Vestibule Ex.. f
tttoing weft. tGolngeasT
4 :23 am, lXlam
5:50 am 11:18 pm
it .-ue pm
8 :28 pm
UKUNGTON ROUTE C, B. Q. RAIL-
-j-uepji r irsi avenue and Bixteenth St..
BU Louts Express
BU Louis Express...........
8t. Paul Express
Way Frelcht (Monmouth) .. .
Way Freight (Sterling)
7 :-20 am
( :do am
CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE ST. PAUL RAIL
way Racine A Southwestern Division De
pot Twentieth street, between First and Second
avenae, B. D. W. Holmes, aeent.
ktail and Expres.
St. Paul Express
Ft. A Accommodation.
11 :25 am
ROCK ISLAND A PEORIA RAILWAY-DE
pot First svenne and Twentieth street. F.
H. Rockwell, Agent.
MOST DIRECT ROUTE TO THB
East. South and Southeast.
Lv. Rock Island.
Cbm- ridge ..,
Fust M'l. Exprtss
8:10. mi 2 0pm
b:.-i am u:U4 i m
1 :1J9 .ml
8:2 1 pm
3 57 pm
4 35 pm
4 :5: pm
Lloomiiiirton i l:15pmi 9:15 pm
Spriiigfleid 1 3:45 im: 4:30pm
JarkMinville 1 4-00 pm 12 05 n't
Decatnr 2:W)iim M ik.
Danville i 8:50 pm 12:10 n't
Indianapol's 6:5pmi 8:15 am
Terr Haute ! 7:lu pm 10:00 am
F.vansil!e j 1:20 am' 7:85 sm
ft.louis I 8:o0pm! 7:00 am
Cincinna'l 10:00 pm 7:00 am
Louis-i le 1
cvtnr woman that has any stmt ,
And many there be we hope,
WILL SPEND HER CENTS FOR A USEFUL CARt
Of FAIRBANK'S-SANTA- CL AUS-50AP-
Succeeeor to Adam eon & Ruick,
T?nn1? TelnnH Til
Shop Nineteenth St., bet. First and Second Avenne,
GeneralJobbing and Repairing promptly doce.
"Second Hand Machinery bought, eold and repaired.
H. SIEMON & SON,
gtoves ana X
Lv. Peoria 10:15m
Ar. Rock Inland 1:30 pm!
Accommodation trair.s leave Rork Is' and at
6:00 a. m. and G 45 p. m : arrive at Peoria 3:45 p.
m. and 2:81) a m. 1 eave Peoiia :(0 a m. 'and
7:15 p. m; arrive Rock ltlund 4 :00 p. m aid 2:05
All trains r-n dsilv ex'ei.t Sunday. ,
Allpase gertrniEs arrive and "depart Union
Free Ctaircsron Fast Express bets een Rock
Is'ond and i'eoria, botb direc ions.
Throngh tickets to all points ; baggace cnecked
through to destination.
CABll BBAN1 U.
Lv. Rock Island I 9.1o im 4.00 pm
Arr. Reynolds 10 20 tic 5.CB pm
" Cable IIOOmt 5 40 J m
Lv. Cable j e.fri am 12..' Opm
Ar. Reynolds 7.00 an:i 14tm
Rock island 7 55 am 3 00 i m
H. B. SUDLOW, B. 8TLCKbOti.,
Superintendent. Gen'l TkU Agent.
tmCQliIKnD WITH THE GEOGRAPHY OFTHIS COOKTRY V.'IU 08Tm
MUCH VALUABLE INFORMATION FUDM A STUDY OF THIS MAP OF THE
IFTjriyciFS, IsT.IJl.S, &0,
Baxter Banner Cooking and Heating Stoves and the Gcneseo Cooking Stoves.
Tin, Copper and Sheet Iron Work.
1508 SECOND AVE., ROCK ISLAND, ILL.
J". Ztvl. CHRISTY,
Steam Cracker Bakery,
tAHTTTACTTJEIB 07 CKACKXEI AFD BIICUIT.
Alk your Grocer for them. They are best.
sW-tpscUltl Ths Ckristy "OTsTXE" and Lbs Ctrtsty "WAFIE,"
ROCS LLAXD. Hi.
SE1TERS c& ANDERSON,
Contractors and. Biailders,
AXL TJKD1 01 OABPXSTXS WOBK DOITK.
EayOeaenl Jobbing dose ea short notice aa4 satiafaetloa tusranteed.
Ofiloe and Shop 141t Fourth Avenue, ROCK ISLAM) rT,Tft
CMcap, M IsM & Pacific By.
The Direct Route to snd from Chicago, Jollet, Ottawa,
Peoria, La Salle, Moline, Rock Island, in ILLINOIS;
Davenport, Muscatine, Ottumwa, Oskaloosa, Del
Moines. Wlnterset, Audubon, Harlan and Council
BluOs. tn IOWA ; MiuneapoUs and St. Paul, in MIN
NESOTA; W'aiertoirn and Sioux Falls, In DAKOTA;
Cameron, 8t. Jowph and Kansas City, in MISjSOITKI;
Omaha, Lincoln, Fairbury and Nelson, In NEBRASKA;
Atchison, Leavenworth. Horton. Topeka, Hutchinson.
Wichita, Belleville. Abilene, Dodge City, Caldwell, in
KANSAS; Kingfisher, El Reno and Min'co, in ISDIAX
XERRITOP.Y: Denver, Colorado Sprinn and Pueblo,
in COLORADO. Traverses new area, of rich fuming
and grazing lauds, affording the best facilities of inter
communication to all towns and cities east and west,
northwest and southwest of Chicago and to Tacific and
VESTIBULE EXPRESS TRAINS
Leading all competitors In splendor of equipment,
between CHICAGO and DES MOINES. COUNCIL
BLUFFS and OMAHA, and between CHICAGO and
DENVER, COLORADO SPRINGS and PUEBLO, via
KANSAS CITY and TOPEKA and via ST. JOSEPH.
First-Class Day Coaches, FREE RECLINING CHAIR
CARS, and Palace Sleepers, with Dining Car Service.
Close connections at Denver and Colorado Springs with
diverging railway lines, now forming the new and
TRANS-ROCKY MOUNTAIN ROUTS
Over which superbly-equipped trains run dally
THROUGH WITHOUT CHANGE to and from Salt
Lake City, Ogden and San Fncisco. THE ROCK
ISLAND Is also th. Direct ana FavoriU Line to and
from Manltou, Pike's Peak and all other sanitary and
scenic resorts and cities and mining districts in Colorado.
DAILY FAST EXPRESS TRAINS
From St Joseph snd Kansas City to and from all Im
portant towns, cities and sections in Southern Nebraska,
Kansas and the Indian Territory. Also via ALBERT
LEA ROUTE from Kansas City and Chicago to Water
town, Sioux Falls, MINNEAPOLIS and ST. PAUL,
connsctlong tor all points north and northwest between
the lakes and the Pacloc Coast.
For Tickets, Maps, Folders, or desired information
apply to any Ompon Ticket Office in the United States
or Canada, or address
ST. JOHN, JOHN SEBASTIAN,
GenlKanager. Genl TkL A Pass. Aft.
Goods received by
CALL AND EXAMINE.
Agency for Excelsior Roofing Company,
pA,,''A''";J't' v.-ire'iffe. 'rSJ&Ctt&J,::-i-r,-- rr?St
Cheaper thab Shingles. T. H. ELLIS. Rock Ieiar d. HI.
Bead for circular. Telephone 1088. Cor. Fourteenth St and Second Ave
Proprietor of the Brady Street
All kinds of Cut Flowers constantly on hand.
Green Houses Flower Store-
One block north of Central Park, the largest In la. 804 Brady Street. Davenport, towa .
C. J. W. SCHHELNEB,
Contractor and Builder,
1121 and 1138 Fourth avenne. Residence 1118 Fourth avenne.
Flans and specifications furnished on all classes of work; also sgent of WUler's Patent Inside'
Sliding Blinds, something new, stylish and desirable.
BOCK IM AND, ILL.
GE0BGE STHAJTR, Proprietor.
1601 Second Aveaae. Corwer of Sixteenth 8 tree . Oppoeke Harper's 1 1 atre.
The choicest Wines, Liquors. Beer and Cigars always on Hand
Tnt Leach Every Day . . . gendvacles Furnished on P ho t Notice