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THE ABQUfl, MONDAY. OCTOBER
19, 1891. . 3
-"t-tianire nd M19C61-
r t.nIK nna day at lo
I?' - - T'r u E-VT Kr nn ire
. USD R""M!t
" ""inaV-On chattel mortgages,
,sT T lwlry, and allartloles
a awlatant Honse-
iJ---tr71 ranv isseis. either ken
...TE' , plen(ilil opportunity for
; s,nor la"'t al s.sr'e Jfc resr.e's office
i,..,-' c'- H. A. BALDWIH.
rrTinn bookkeeper or ...let
iri0 . . .r-H-rience and bi-et of r-fer-
..lre M C Wimams. i4 a.
- -T ,.w nd lemen to lut oraers
IfTt.'' .' - frit anl ornaoaental trees.
Ori""""-" , Drubs, etc. No experience
"Tn'e rfflnlird. GOOD PAT.
U r -
t - - . 1 fln f dnn of
f.WJ'" , feit 9 18. Pric s 250,
n.7rRD Coles Ko. 820 Myrtle
.t in make flftv dollars
rSTErT.. home? Mr S.uth eent six dol-
KiMf for a box or ar Jrone munge
? i n "to'enn people who answe ei hia
..tnnee the Lounge for which coles
'''fh ?h averal'ed S0 per week.
l''S7b me in your dUtriet send for
no"1" ", ,.!... uiuinlrio.. Brooklvn.
,rwi-,":B'"v ' , '
Vacation Over !
gw for Work
fflPM & CO.
3ik r;:emil mre aumiiuus w l jvir block.
in every depirtment.
ir.d;ap;lie?of all kinds, including
Enoyclopedeas, Etc ,
Best Goods at Low Rates-
A. D. HUESING,
Represents. amonK other line-tried ana well
Jon; Imuran ce Company, of England.
Wticiietter Fire Ins. Company ol N. Y.
ihJ;o Qermin Ina. Co., Buffalo, N. T.
btntfter German Ina. Co.. Rochester, (I. T.
Can Int. Co. of Pittsburgh, P.
te P:re Office. London,
twnlrm. Co., of California.
wmi ini. c ).. New given. Conn.
''""' Mechanics Ina. Co.. Milwaukee, Wi
fenaw rireins. Co, of Peoria, 111,
Oace Cor. 19th St., and Second Ae.
ROCK ISLAND. ILL. -
J. M. BUFORD.i
ft old Pi aid Time-trie Companies
LOSSES PROMPTLY PAD;
as any rell-ble eomnany
te-n V-our patronage ia
Surety on Bonds
vSSi'T.!11' ,rt" 'Tiir.-d to (Tivo bonda in piei
fr.r,i.; who dcoire to avoid asking
i." "elfir i-o-e-iea. or who may wieh
MtUmf ,rl0" " 'mm further obligations as
"rt",MOw!' niT desire iionds and
lt"-'V"'l"'r''din !heconrrs, shonld apply
SURETY r-?""! J" tne. AMERICAN
l.jjtj,.., S' J - of New or. Cash Capital
" ":;f i 'ye circnlw on application.
a Bum', Agent,
'ecoxa avenue. Kock lelanu, IU.
ttcsn-noKs a Bpmiai.tt.
Jh Ave. andTwentr-Third St.
Htg m acknowied(!a
toe leadinr remely (of
The only anie remedy tor
I breet-ribe it and feel
safe in recommending: It
2. all aufferera.
" J. tiUNtK. M.
THE COTTON BLOSSOM CLUB.
Caa Beal Happiness Be Found In This
Tie orator bronjrht inwaathe Hon.
Lira x Johnson, of Cynthiana, Ky.
He was a very short, corpulent man,
dressed in a check suit, and was entirely
bald leaded. At first sight he rather
disai-pointed the audience, but he had
scarcely opened his mouth when every
body became interested. It was evident
that he was cool and collected. He took
seventeen large swallows of water from
the ije pitcher, stepped on a cockroach
which was running across the platform
fort le president's leg, and softly began:
De man who 'spects to find real happi
ness in dis world am sartin to be disap
pointed. De world wasn't made fur dat
purpaee, an man wasn't built dat way.
It w.ts intended dat we should simply
hev streaks of happiness mingled wid
streaks of sorrow, an it am entirely use
less to seek to change de laws of natur.
Teke de case of Samuel Shin, fur in
a-feelin dat life ain't worth delivin an
aai unenaa nung hisself wid a grape
vine twenty y'ars ago he would hev bin
better oft. Dat's a streak of sorrow.
Pnrty soon he finds a five dollar bill on
de si lewalk. Sudden agitation all over
the t all Dat's a streak of happiness.
Samuel at once braces up an is glad he
didn't hang hisself down dar in Alabama.
He U gwine long de street plannin what
hell do wid dat money an f eelin dat he'd
alius like to lib in dis woruld, when a
policeman obertakes him an raps him on
de ct kernut wid his club. More agita
tion. Dat five dollars belonged to de
officer, yo' see. It fluttered out o his
vest pocket while he was smilin at a
woman in de third story across de street
He drums on Samuel's head wid his lo
cust an takes dat money away. Dat's a
streak of sorrow agin for Brudder Shin,
an so it keeps goin all frew life. Cheers.
Way down Bebee is a-sittin in his cabin
home, continued the orator, an he's got
twoMfteo'ns and a sore heel. Boaf of
his dawgs am ailin, an one of his chill'n
has ;ot da croup. Sensation. De rent
am due, de flour bar'l am empty an he
hain't got but two cents in his pocket.
Dat's a streak of sorrow. Brudder
Bebea i3 a sort o' thinkin dat hell go
down to de Norf river an precipitate
hisself o.T de dock an fetch up in dat
better lanl, when Judge Cahoots drops
in. lEverybodv looks at the i
jedgc he am going to gib a birthday
parry, an ne nas come to ask Brudder
Bebe.j to lend him fo' caneseat cheers
and honor de party wid his presence.
Brudler Eebee goes ober dar an he eats
half of a large watermillyon, two can
taloupes, thrse dishes of ice cream an
two f assers of peaches an cream. Dat's
a stre ak of happiness. Cries of "Yum!"
"Yum!" and wild applause.
My frens, my time is limited, an I
can't speak no mo'. I simply say to yo',
doan Vpect to find happiness in chunks.
Doan 'spect to eber be real happy fur
ober two hours at a time. Ize obleegei
fur v i kindness an conrtiv- nn rtir Hia
meetin is ol er I'll show any of yo' free
00 cot now to worn yo rears backwards
an fo ds till yo" kin frow yer hat off yer
head. New York World.
Two Ilrlgbt Children.
Onu of my friends is the happy father
of a five-year-old girl who is as auto
cratic as the ctar himself. Nothing
pleas- h-.;r better than to order papa to
take her out for a walk and a long
walk too. On a recent Sunday he de
termined to give her all the walk she
want Ml. It was a long promenade, and
it tot k in a g-nxlly portion of the East
End. It was so long, in fact, that after
a whi'c poor papa could scarcely drag
his wearied limbs alontr. He was glad
enoui to come within sight of his home
again, but just as they reached it the lit
tle mud cried out, "Oh, papa, we
must'et go in just yet; let's walk up and
down awhile and get rested!"
"What did that l;idy have the screen
across one end of the rooin for, ma?"
asked little Johnny, who had been mak
ing a call with his mother.
"I Kuppose she had something there
she didn't want seen," replied his mother.
"Aad was that the reason, ma, that
when you thought she wasn't looking
you peeped behind itr Cincinnati En
quirer. Tht. Bulee Moat lie Complied With.
Robber (to bank teller) I'm Bloody
Jim, th' Rip Roaring Snorter of the
Rock es; hand over that there cash.
Batik Teller (mechanically) I have
no doubt, personally, sir that you are
Bloody Jim. the Rip Roaring Snorter
of the Rockies; but,sir, you will have
to gel somebody to identify you. New
Hard on Milton.
Teacher Try to remember this: Mil
ton, the poet, was blind. Do you think
you cm remember it?
"Now, what was Milton's great mis
fortune?" "H i was a poet." American Grocer.
I've been captnred by de HottentoU
And slanchtered full a score,
I have fou3ht de wild Comanohea
When I've stood knee deep In gore;
JVe been whirled up In a cyclone,
I have smoked de cigarette,
I have faced all kinds er peril
And have not been frightened yet.
But I want to bell yer, stranger.
An I'm givin it to yer straight,
I wouldn't umpire ball game
Fer der proceeds of &r gate.
California Farm Prednen. -- -
Cost of prod action: Net profits: given
oy a tbouiand farmer. Also hundreds
of questions answered about California.
Sent free on spplication to A. Phillips &
onVrir05 CUrk etreet Chicago, in., or
296 Washington street. Boston, Mass.
J. E. Montrose, Manager.
Thursday Eve., Oct. 22.
REDPATH STAR CONCERT CO.
Miss Ella H. Chaxbsblhv,
Tbo Whistling Soloist.
Mis Edith Christie,
Ma. Edwabd P. Elliott,
Humorous and Dramatic Hec!tals.
Ma. Jchk Fbikcij Gudir,
Maem Cboil, 8 rxans cin.
Songs and Character Sketches.
Prfccs SSc to $1.00. Seats on sale at Harper
Ourtis Opera House,
MONDAY, EVE., OCT. 19.
LAUGHS IN LARGE DOSES.
AN AMERICAN BOY.
A 8-Act Singing Comedy, with an ingeniou.
O (") r -PL IN THE CAST O f
Kiircgn is the Plat
An Excellent Company of Comedian. Act-rs.
Dancers and Singers. First appearance
AMERICAN BOY TRIO
THE UNION QUARTETTE.
Charm "ng young girls Novel featnres. Songs,
Uanc. e and Refined Spec'alties -n abundance.
Special properties, f tape eettugs and
PrTces-$l 00, 75, 50 and 5 cents. Scats at
Burtis Opera House,
For one happy, jsvoue night or gladness,
THAT 8DTEBB COMEDIAN,
-JAMES T. POWERS-
And brill ant coterie of companion players, in
John J. McNally'n hurricane of humor,
,rA Straight Tip"
Lirect from their twenty weeks' New York
"The Funniest Show on Earth."
Prices $1.00, 75, 50 and 5 cents. Scats at
awa a aSJBaa.
Eick Headache end relieve all the troubles tncfr
' Cent to a bilious state of the syBtem, such as
. Dizziness, Kauaea, Drowsiness. Distress after
eating. Iain in tne Bide, fax. Whilo their moat
7ematks success has been shown in cuang
Headache, yni Cartr8 Little XAwvr TfQa ax
equally valtiabloia Constipation, curing and pro
vtsnting tbiaanncjincomplain-wbilotbey also
Correct all disordcra ol t hestomach ti mul&te tbt
liver and xtjgulaUu th bowel. ven li tbev only
03 E A
waiter from tniBdistrcseint; complaint; butforta
Uatoly their gtxklness does'noend hereuJ thoeo
ho once try tucm will find theso little piUavalii
ble in bo many ways that they will not be wil
jinrj to do without theme Bat after aUalck hoa;
flsthe bane of so many Uvea that here is when
twemakeour great boast. Our pUlscureitwblis
Others do not.
i Carter's Little Liver Pills are very small and
very eay to take. One or two pills makoa dose.
They are Etricily vegetable and do no. gripe or
puree, but by tiioirpcn tie action please all wha
csetiiem. In vials at 25 cents; live for $1. Bold
by druggists everywhere, or sent by ma iL
CARTER MEDICINE CO.. New York.
SMALL FUL SMALL DOSE. SMALL FR1CJ
STATE SAVINGS BANK.
MOLINE, - ILLS.
Offloe Corner Fifteenth street and Third Ave,
Succeeds theHolineSavinge Bank. Organised 1869
5 FEB CEIT. IITTREST PAU1 01 DEPOSITS.
, Organized under State Laws,
Open from 9 a. m. to 8 p. m and Wednesday and
Saturday nights from 7 to 8.
Poktxb BarHKKB, - - - President
H. A Aiwswobth, ; - - Vice-President
C r. Hemekwat. .... Caabler
Porter Skinner, B. W. Wheelock,
C. A. Rose, H . A. Alnsworth,
6.H. Edwards, W.U.Adams,
Andrew Friberg, " C. F. Hemenway, '
Hiram Darl ne.
Estate of Jennie Gibbs, Deceased.
The undersigned having been appointed admin
Istralrix of the estate of Jennie Gibbs,
late of the county of Kock Island, state
of Illinois deceased, hereby gives notice that she
will appear before the county court of Rock
Island county, at the office of the clerk of said
court. In the city of Rock Island, at the Decem
ber term, on the first Monday in December next,
at which time all persons having claims against
aid estate are notified and requested to attend,
for the purpose of having the same adjusted. All
persons Indebted to said estate are requested to
make Immediate payment to the undersigned.
Sated this 14th day of October, A. D., 18W1. '
- ANNIE M. WORKMAN, Administratrix,
That Looks Impossible !
But it is the Truth!
Our entire stock of Clothing and Gents Furnish
ing Goods has to be sacrificed regardless
of cost, as we will positively
QUIT THE CLOTHING BUSINESS.
115 and 117 West Second Street, DAVENPORT, IA.
Carse k Co.
The acknowledged leaders in
Now invite the public to inspect their new
fall stock, which is COMPLETE in all
departments. A CALF LINED shoe
for mens wear, and our
Boys' and Youths' Waterproof Shoes
are worthy of special notice. .
Leading styles, large variety and low prices
prevail in all departments.
CARSE & co.
1622 Second Avenue
Imtwrte frrtlliaat tramMtrency to the akin, ftsv
I mores ail vimrlea. freckles and deacokrrationt. For
Icate by ad firM-ctaa dnie?ri or mailed for M eta
I E ft ff f Bf In stamps taf
Ale it vUi r.
KawaTARS Aiwaaiiai Btmaav Bprnsa
t tract), woe aover-
I emu eontraeta
ti csads o St
And Dealer in Mens' Fine Woolens.
1706 Second Avenue