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every evening for lic per week.
FOR RENT A house of JO room, cantrallv
located, modern convenience; apply at 807
WASTED A few good boarder in private
family. So. 08 Nineteenth st eet.
WASTKD An energetic m n to ael! book to
merchantsf r advettisina; pur, oees ontom
mission. L. E. West's Publishing Compai y, 1513
Second avenue, aecrnd fiocr.
WANTED Kelinblo at cut for Hock Isla.d
and ad joint ig coai.t'ea. HefoctiKe I at to
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Pi it BuLdlng, ub'cago. 111
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collecting. No eip?rlea e. Steady work.
Beat hrm. Best specialties. Sampl a free.
OUSN BROS., Rochester. N. T.
JOHN A. ELBERT, dealer in jab lots an 1 sec
ond band goods will pay cash for household
a-oeds, books, clothing shoes, etc.. 80 aaai rec
ono street, Davenport Prompt at eution to pos
WANTED A few good salesmen to take orders
for a fall line o,' fruit and ornamental trees,
small fruits, roes, shrubs, etc. mo experience
accessary. References required GOOD PAY.
Address H. P. FRKSMAh CO., Rocbssteb.
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State; goods iu nn:versl demand, and .ay a net
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Active workers everywhere Tor "SHKPP-S
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' PROFESSIONAL CAKD3.
J. M. BEARUSLEY,
ATTORNEY AT LAW Office with J. T Sen
worthy, 1725 Second Avenue.
JACKSON & HCRST,
ATTORSEY9 AT LAW. Offlce in Rock Islam
Natnal Bank Baildicg, Rock Island. I'.l.
B.O. SWXKKXT. c. I. sinill
SWEENEY & VTlLEEIt,
ATTORNEYS AND COUNSELLORS AT LAW
Omce in Bengstoo's oloek. Rock Island, 1.1.
ATTORNEY'S AT LAW Loan coney koo-.
security, make collect'ors, Rtferercn, Mitch
ell A Lynde. bankers. Office in Postofflca iriock
S. W. ODELL,
A TTORNEY AT LAW Fornicrlv of Port Py on.
A and during thr past two years with be &im of
Brownine Jt Entriken at Moline, has now o.h ned
an office in the uditorium tni dire, r.om 5, at
THE DAILY AlKiCS.
h -ALE EVERY EVENING at Cran-.ctonV
Ktws Stand. Five centa per copy.
J. P. MYESS, M D
Physician sd Surgeon
a connection with a general practLe, makes a
specialty of diseases of women.
Residence, 1420 Second Ave. Rack Island.
Office, cor Second Ave. and Fifteenth ttreet.
Honrs: to It a. ra. n i 8 to 3 p. m.
Telephone No. 1300.
S. 2. HALL, H. D
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Office 'n Mitchell A Ly ide', Bmlding.
Rooms 9 and 10.
Tu.raon 124. Tike Elevator.
E. M. SALA, M, D.
Offica over Krell & Math's Restaurant.
In offlce at all hours.
Vw" Special Office Hours : 9 to 11 a. m., 2 to 4
and 7 to 8 p. m.
Telefhox t No. IMS.
DR. J. E. HAWTHORNE,
Teeth extracted without pain by tbe new
N 0.1716 Second avenue, over Krell A Math's.
GEO. P. STATJDUHAR,
Plans and superintendence for all class of
Rooms SS and 55, Mitchell A Lynde building
DRS. BICKEL & SCHOEMAKER
Mitchell & Lynde's Block. Rooms 29 81.
R, M. PEARCE.
Room 33 In Mitcholl ft Lynde's newiblock.
Horst von Koeckritz,
Prescriptions a Specialty.
Fourth Ave. and Twentv-TMrd St.
o-.v . . a.r-i:.e-n.i ..i-u.on
I ?'. r ' r.V l'
who desires a prood business position In tbe World's
if Ity should write at once for Prospectos of that
n'jwjuiiMi .Business txiiegA v.nirjro.
I OcouplJalUown bull(lln. Address,
JOKES IN JOURNALISM.
Blcaalera Made la the Kdltor's
That Rle a Smile.
Much has been written of newspaper
jok , bat there m an infinity of humor
wit iin the walls of an editor's sanctum
wh eh scarcely ever reaches the ears or
tie les the mind of the public. Were
many of the blunders which accident
ally creep into reports before they see
the light of publication allowed to go
uncorrected, newspapers would always
be humorous, and more largely pur
chased than at present.
Tbe staff of the reading department of
a newspaper office Bre compensated in
the weariness of their work by the
amusing errors which come under their
notce while reading printers' proofs.
VTiat would have been thought of the
following had it escaped the eagle eye
of t te subeditor and found its way into
prii t, the effusion of a country corre
spondent: "At petty sessions, A
was charged with game trespass and
B with assault. The latter being
dead, did not appear."
A a excellent example may be quoted
frori a report handed in a few days ago,
whi:hmust have been hurriedly writ
ten. It was descriptive of a county
council election, and birth was given to
anew species of ornithology, for "the
successful candidates were followed by
a la-ge crow(d), which loudly cheered."
It was only a few weeks ago that a
higl ly respectable Midland journal an
nounced that an admiral "was buried
with mnsical honors."
By far the most common form of typo
graphical blundering is the insertion of
one letter in place of another. Not long
since a newspaper, reporting the danger
that an express train had run in conse
quence of a cow getting" upon the lino,
said: "As the safest way, the engine
driver put on full steam, dashed up
against the cow and literally cut it into
calves!" There are many farmers who
would, no doubt In? glad to know when
that engine driver is to be on a train
M: stakes are not always the fault of
the compositor; they frequently arise
fron illegible writing on the part of
thoso who supply "copy," or from re
porters failing to catch the exact words
used by a speaker. The late Mr. John
Brig it was generally heard with perfect
disti jctness in every corner of the house
of ccinmons; but on one occasion, when
ho spoke of "attendersof clubs," these
aristx'ratic gentlemen appeared as
"vendors of gloves."
Ar other orator, speaking of the Ital
ian struggle, said: "What do the Ital
ians want? They simply want to be a
naticn." "What do the Italians wantr
said the report. "They simply want to
be in Asia."
A .-journal once announced that a com
pany of policemen marched down a
6treet, "dressed in blue and white
glovt." The reporter who attended an
inqut at which a verdict of "death
from recent hemorrhage" was recorded,
concluded his report by stating that the
jury returned a verdict of "death from
her r?eent marriage."
A well known paper, which has a large
circulation in North Wales, reported
that . man who had been recently mar
ried had been "presented with firearms"
insteitd of "fire irons;" and another pa
per, in the same part of the country,
urged its readers "to take a retrospect
of tho future." A gentleman speaking
of Mr. John Bright termed him "the
Gam.iliel of Birmingham," but a certain
newspaper said he was "the gamecock
of Bi-mingham." London Tit-Bits.
Judge (to witness) Then you were
present at the loginning of the quarrel
betwi-en the married couple at the bar?
Witness Certainly, your worship;
that vas three years ago.
Jutlge What! so long back as that?
Wi tness Yes: I was one of the guests
at tho wedding. Lustige Blatter.
Putting llini to the Test.
Sclaumbnrg You have called me a
swint' ler. If you don't take that back
this minute I'll make you smart for it!
Liefermann I never take anything
Schaumbnrg Never? Then lend me
ten fli rins. Koinische Welt.
A Gentle Rebuke.
Editor (to young reporter) I see you
have "headed this artic le "Murder in Our
Re orter Yes, sir.
Editor Yon Lave r wallowed poison,
then, I suppose? Truth.
Ko Fault to Find with the Prescription.
Mrf . Billus John, the doctor says I
need a change of climate.
Mr. Eillus (absorlwd in his newspaper)
That's all right, Maria. It's going to
be CO degs. colder tomorrow. Chicago
Labor Item. "
"Dt ing anything now, Bill?"
"Ot , yes, I'm kept bnsy all the time."
"Al . glad to hear it. What are yon
'Looking for a job." Texas Sif tings.
- Ho ( aonchalantly) Ah, how I envy
Dodsor ! He has such a soft thing of it.
She f reirrettinir bis niwimmV-1 wrml1
not be envious. YouH always have a
sort ttmg as long as yon keep your
head. Harvard Lampoon.
A LttUa Girl's Experience in a L'.ghthams.
Mr. and Mrs. Lorea Trescott are keep
ers of the Rov. liguthouae at Sand Beacb.
Mich., and are blessed with a daughter,
four years old. Last April she was taken
down with measles, followed with a
dreadful cough and turning into a fever.
Doctors at home and at Detroit treated
her, but in vain, she grew worse rapldiy,
until she was a mere "handful of bones."
Then she tried Dr. King's New Discovery
and after tho use of two and a half bot
lies, was completely cured. They say
Dr. King's New Discovery . is worth Its
weight in gold, yet jou may get a trkl
bottle free at Uarlz & Bahnsen'a drag
STRENGTH AND HEALTH.
If you are not feeline strong, and
healthy, try Electric Biitere. If "La
Grippe" has left yoa weak and weary, use
Electric Bitters. Ths remedy acta di
rectly on liver, stomach and kldneys.gen
tly aiding those organs to perform their
functions. If you are afflicted with nick
headache, yoa will find soeedy and per
manent relief by takin Electric Bitters.
One trial will convince yon that this ia
the remedy you need." Large bottles
only 50c, at Hartz & Bahnaen's drug
BCCKLXN's ASNICA saXVB.
The beat salve in the world for cats,
bruises, sores, ulcers, ea!t rheum, fever
sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains,
corns and all skin eruptions, and posi
tively cures piles, or no pay required. It
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction
or money refunded. Price i5 cctiw per
box. For sale bv Hr Tihcaen.
Yor Over Fifty Tear
Mrs. Winslows Soothing Syrip has
been used by millions of mothers for
their children while teethinc;. If dis
burbed at night and r rnn-n tf your res
by a sick child suffering and crying wUh
pain of cutting teeth send at once find gut
a bottle of "Mrs. Winslow's Soothing
Syrup" for children teething. It will re
lieve the poor little 6uffercr immediately
Depend upon it, mothers, there is no mis
take about it. It cures diarrhoea, regu
lates the stomach and bowels, cures wind
colic, softens the gums, reduc e inflamma
tion and gives tone and energy to tbe
whole system, "Mrs Winslow's Soothing
Syrup" for children teeifcing is pleasant
to the taste and is the prescription of one
of the oldest and best female physicians
and nurses in the United States. Sold bv
all druggists throughout tbe world. Price
twenty-five cents a bottle. Be sure and
ask for "Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup
She Committed Suicide.
Mrs. F. C Cone, at Paris, left this let
ter: "My husband Forgive me if 1
cause you trouble, but I suffer so. You
do not know what these long, wakeful,
wrctchtd nights are to me, and I am so
tired, darling tbe pain will never be bet
ter. It is not easy to take my own life,
but I have been sick so long. Gjod-bve,
my husband, I love you your wife."
This is but one of thousands tbat gives
up, instead of ueing Dr. Miles' Restora
tive Nervine, and being speecily cured of
their wretchedness. Go to Uartz &
Bahnsen'a and get an elegant book and
trial bottle free.
Hot Springs Skin Soap.
Prepared principally from tbe evap
orated waters of the Hot Spiings, Arkan
sas. Deligbtful for tbe toilet. Tbe
healing powers of tbe Hot Springs of
Arkansas have long been known and rec
ognized by tbe medical profession all
over tbe country. Tbe manufacturers
believe that in presenting to the public
their Hot Springs Skin Soap, they have
given a wonderful opportunity for pre
venting all kinds of skin disorders, and
believe tbat their patrons will be well re
paid by its constant use. For sale by all
druggists. Hartz & Bahnsea wholesale
For beauty, for comfort, for improve
ment of tbe complexion, use oidy Poz
zoni's Powder; there in nothing equal to it
Coughing leads to consumption
Kemp's Balsam will stop tbe cough at
J. E. Montrose, Manager.
ALL WEEK, COMMENCING
MONDAY EVE., APJtcIL 18.
The Wonderful Child Actress,
And a company of New York play--rs In repertoire
of dramas and comedies, nporting
Mac M- Barnes, Evin A- Summers,
And Miss Louise Reming.
Late of tho Chantran Arkansas Traveler Co.
LITTLE EDNA REMING
Will introduce her wonderful Spr.lalt cs, "Nellie
Claucey," ''Bailed Urchins," o:c.
"THE RANCH KING "
Popular Prices -18, S3 and 30 cents.
Grand Matinee Saturday afternoon.
Vigor of Youth
Easily and Speedily Begalned by oaing
This genuine Turkish Itemedy positively cores
Nervousness, Wakefulness. Evil Dreams. LmsI
toda. Pain in the Baok. Vital Exhaustion, and
all diseases caused by Errors of Youth or Ex.
cesses. It is convenient to carry and easy to
use. Price S1.00 per box, or 6 for SS.OO. A writ
ten guarantee to enre, or money refunded, given
with each i.OO order. If the druggist you ask
for Eazzarak's Turkish Pills has not got them,
don't let him fool TOO with his ollv tonitne and
ell you something else instead, but send price '
v us ana we win lorwara to you Dy mail, in
plain, unmarked package. We also treat pa
tients by mail. Address THE HAZZABAK
MEDICINE CO., 800 Bouth Gangamoo Street
When you abk for a bottle
of Wolff's Acme Ulackikg
see that you get the tannine.
The real aiticle made by ns;
than 20c. ja bottle. It is jrooti
material ind woith its price.
There are imitations offcrci'.
claiming to be "Just as good ,!
for less money. Don't btiv
them. If the "Just as good'
has any merit it ought to rcli
without invoking the aid t
comparison with our Acme
WOL1T A H ANDOLFH, Philadelphia
is the name of a paint which does work
that no other paint can do. G!at painiv!
with it looks like colored glaftt. A .
Lottie of Pik-Rox will docorrt1 r. n v.iVrt
Itnsket full of Klas ware. All rrpi! rs 1 :
is; and will ever be the
niiEun ATisnx i
Oout. Tnflnenz. Backache. 1
Pains in the Side. Chest and
Joints, Neuralgia, Sprains. &c
Before yon need to buy, obtain
43 FREE OF CHARCE-TO
the valuable book! "Guide to Heal th," witl
endorsements oi prominent ujniiiinso.
'European Houses! Bodolrtadt, London
Vienna xragnei Kenimt jiteU
Nuremberg-. Konatain. Lei p si a.
1 50 Cents a bottle, For Sale by.
A. D. HUESiNii,
fleprepcnia. amons other ttme-iried and wel
known Fire Inf aranct Companies he following:
Royal Insurance Company, of England.
Weechester Fire Ins. Company of N. Y.
Buffalo German Ins. Co., Bn'ialo, N. T.
Rochester German Ins. Co., Rochestor, N. Y.
Citisens Ins. Co., of Pittsburgh, Pa.
Sun Fire Offlce. London.
Union Ins. Co., of California.
Security Ins. Co.. New Haven, Conn.
Milwaukee Mechanics Ins. Or. Milwaukee, Wis
German Fire Ins. Coof Puoria, 111.
Office Cot, 18th St., and Second Ave.
ROCK ISLAND. ILL.
J. M. BUFORD,
General . . .
The old Fire and Time-tried Companies
Losses Promptly Paid.
Bates as low as sny reliable company can afford
Your Patronage i- solici'cd.
LiY Stock Insurance Co.
C 210 AGO. ILL.
Insures live stock against death from accident
or disease. For rates ap;ly to
ED. UBBBRKVECHT. Agent,
VTl-i Socod avenue, fiock Island.
STATE SAVINGS BANK.
Office Corner Fifteenth street and Third Ave,
Succee 's the Moline Savings Bant. Organised 1859
5 PEE CENT. ISIECEST PAID OS DEPOSITS.
Organis d under Bute Liws.
Open from 9 a. m. to p. m., and Wednesday ard
Saturday nights from 7 to 8.
Pobtxr PsnnruR, - - President
H. A. A in? worth, - - Vice-President
v.r Hxurw.t. ... cashier
Porter Skinner. t. W. Wheelocfe,
C. A. Rose, M. A. Alns worth,
O. H. Edwards, W. H. Adams.
Andrew Frtberw, f . f. Htmenway,
Estate of John 6. Mneller, Deceased.
Tne undersigned havlnir beenapsointe t admin
istratrix of the estate of John O Mneller, late of
tbe conn y of Rock Island, state of Illinois, de
ceased, hereby Ki es notice that she will appear be
fore the connty c nrt of Roi Islanl coonty, at
tlie office of tbe clerk of aaid court. In the city of
Rook Island, at the June term, on the Bret
Monday In June next, at which time
all persons having claims sgainst said estate are
no; iJcd and requested oatund, for the purpose
of havng the same adjusted.
All persona indebted to aaid esta'e are reques
ted to make immediate payment to the under
Jjated this 12th day of April, A. T. 1892.
CATH BRINK O. MTJELbER.
Children Cry for
I - ,
AND SO DOES
made: only by
THE MOLINE WAGON,
The Moline Wagon Co.,-
Manufacturers ol FARM, SPRING AND FREIGHT WAGOK
A full and complete line ef Platform and other Spring Wagons, ecptc.siij saaptea to!l
erteru trade, rf superior worknam-Mr and fitifh. lllustrntid Yrin Lit: free oi
application. See the MUL1NS Vt Aut-N before puha.inj.
IUCORPOBATKD CXDKB THE STATU LAW.
Roek Island Savings Bank,
BOOK ISLAND, ILL.,
Open daily from 9 a. m. to 4 p. m., and Saturday evenings from 7 to 8 o'clock.
Five percent interest paid on Deposits- Mouev loaned on Personal, Col
lateral, or Real Estate Security
I. F. REYNOLDS. Pres. F C. DBiJKJIAXU, Vtce-Pres. 1. M. BUFORD, Cuh'.ri
F. L Mitchell. I P. Reynolds, F. C. Denkmann. John Crabaneh. H . P. Hiil,
Phil Mitch. 11, L. Simon. B. W. Hurst, J. M. Bsford.
Jaoksob A Hubst, Solicitors.
nBrgan business July 8, 1390, and occupy the tontheast corner of Mitchell 4 Lvoiit'm'
J. B. ZIMMER,
Has jast received a large invoice of the latest Imported aid DonuMic Sjriif i"
Sniiin:s, which be is selling at (25.00 and up. His line of overcoatincs csttot be i reiki
west of Chicago. A very flie line of pants, which be Is felling at to ai d ur. CaU ear:j
and make onr selection whi'e tbe stock is complete.
Stab Blcok, Oppositi Kakpeb Bouse.
J. Ma CHRISTY.
J. T. DIXON
And Dealer in Mens' Fine Woolens.
Contractor and Builder-
1121 and im Fourt. avea... Be.idenc. 1I Fourth .v
Flans and specifications furnished on all classes of wort aw js
Sliding Blinds, aotnelbiol new, itjrliIi ana u jgL
Just the same,
kiisdeb of mm is: m
A?k Tor Grocer for Them.
Tier tie B
The Ctrif ty "Oiiteb" aid i lt ' T "TifO
1803 Second Avenue.