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NOTHING SOtt'EED LIKE SUCCKSS.
Only o:.? Woi
Word ' Cured' -Scott County
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MISS MAT 1IOTTMAX,
OAM3KUGK, I ILL-
FOOLED THE STINGY YANKEE.
I Irlc--Ire 0alr M'ho Obeyed lo
atractlons ami Itrofce) un EnsaRmnt.
Harping. 711 Chestnut
bronchitis and Catarrh.
.i avc. Hock '
nan. -j nt
Catarrh an J ImijiicTit Consumption.
Hemjv l- t.F.F.K. Eldritlgo, Ia.
Catarrh andliemorrhape of Luns.
There is a certain young gentleman
n a Maine city who is carrying an en
gagement ring in his pocket which no
orTcer engages, ami all because lie is
ne"of those brainy youths of whom
;hero are only a very few left unpicked
"rom the bush, says the Portland Argus.
Just before Christinas ho found him
self running short of funds; yet ho
;ould not lje'ar the idea of giving any-:hin-
but a handsome present to his
Sancee. Going to one of the down
town fashionable dealers in rich pot
tery of all s-orts. he selected a magniti
lerit oriental jar. worth originally $50
it the lowest cash price. The. piece
liad bv some casuaiity been smashed
into bits, and was about to bo thrown
wav bv the dealer. With a gleam of
triumph in his eye, our young man
asked the price of tho jar in its shat
The dealer, in some surprise, de
clared it a gift outright to anyone who
would take the fragments away. Our
vouno- man rubbed his hands with a
- - .? . , - iitl'l--. 111
Jleplustopnciian grin. uamm tuu
charge to box and ship it in the same
stvle"as you would if it were entire?"
he asked, with design in his eye. The
dealer named the price, somewhat as
tonished. -Good," said the young
man. "I will take the jar as it is.
Here is your charge for packing. He
sure it is done as aarcfully as with an
entire piece and ship it to this ad
dress." and he handed the amazed
dealer the street, number, and name.
Then with a triumphant chuckle he
strolled on, contideut that he would re
ceive credit for the present of an un
broken jar. while all the breakage
would be charged to the carelessness
o" tlie express agency mat umuuru mo
shipment. Hut that was where he
niiscued. A wees later ne wcui io
call to see the old year out with tier.
There were metaphorical icicles upon
the edges of tho card receiver that
met him at the door, and the atmos
phere grew colder and colder as lie
advanced into the parlor with a confi
The vonnsr ladv received him with a
air thai made his heart take the eleva
tor upon the down trip. Hut he put
on a bold face and asked cheerily:
Pleasant Christmas I suppose, dears'"
Yes, Mr. , very."
Yes. Mr. . I received it.
It was packed all right, then, was
Yes, Mr. , it was packed all
riht. In fact, it was packed a little
too well to have needed packing at
all." And the smilo she smole as she
spoke would have frozen hokey pokey.
Why-cr-what do you racau?" he
Thrusting aside tne portiere, she
pushed the box before him. The as
tute dealer nact careiuny wrappeu
each and everv single broken bit in
tissue paper by itself before boxing the
THE CAB DRIVER A DEAD SPORT.
J. B. Wilson, 371 Clay St., Sharps
bur?. Pa., savs he will not be with
out Dr. KinsrV New Discovery for
Consumption. Coughs ami Colds, that
it cured his wife who was threatened
with pneumonia after an attack of
La Grinne.' when various other
remedies and several physicians had
done her lit) good. Robert Harber.of
Cooksport. la., claims Dr. King's
New DiM-overy has done him more
jrood than anything he has ever used
for lun" trouble. Nothing like it.
Free trial bottles at Hart,
mcycr's drug store. Large
50 cents and sl.
This remedy is becoming so well
known and so popular as to need no
special mention. All who have used
Electric Hitters sing the same song
of praise. A purer medicine does
not exist and it is sruaranteed to do
all that is claimed. Electric Hitters
will cure all diseases of the liver and
kidnevs, will remove pimples, boils.
salt rheum and other affections
caused bv impure blood. Will drive
malaria from the system and prevent
as well as cure all malarial fevers.
For cure of headache, constipation
and indigestion trv Electric Hitters
Entire satisfaction guaranteed, or
money refunded Price 50 cts. and
$1.00 per bottle at Hartz & Ulle
mver. BtCKLEN'S AKNICA SALVE.
The best salve in the world for cuts.
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum
Fever sores, tetter, chapped hands,
chilblains, corns, and all skin erup.
tions. and positively cures piles or
no pay required, it is guaranteed
to give perfect satisfaction, or nionoy
rcfundod. Price 2a cents per oox.
For sale by Hartz & Ullemever.
Fits All iits stopped free by Dr.
Kline's Great Nerve Restorer. No
fits after the first day's use. Marvel
ous cure.-'. Treaise and ? trial bot
tle free to lit cases. Semi to Dr'
Kline. 931 Arch street. Philadelphia
Pa. For sale bv all druggists: call
"Whoa Baby was sick, we gaw iw-r casjoria.
vThrn f be was a Child, she cried for Catoria.
WLcn she became Miss, she clung to Onstoria.
When tie tad Children, she gave tbem Castoria.
Lane's Family Medicine moves the
bowels each da-. Most people need
to use it.
Rr Makn a I.arty In IT! Vvhlrla Gambl
for the Far.
35 23d street.
will appear as soon as;
or steal an Ad" from a
A statement of each of the above cases
possible. Too busy to either write them up
Dr. Wilson wishes to state here that r.o ca?e will be accepted
for treatment where a complete cure cannot be given.
$5 ... M- TH !
All patients will be treated until cured for $5 per month. This
includes consultation, examination, treatment and medicine for all
patients and for all diseases.
Scott edxai insttuK
221 Brady street. Davenport, Ia.
. N'e. Ttn --. L n.s. Ne-oos D:-
Ovek American ExrnEfs Co.
f ri;TL'IKS ''..piti-d Ey. Ear.
t-aet-K, Sis"- DUeases. Chronic Di-eaes.
OrTc fi u.- 0 11 i n... 2 'O 4 ip.
r, i to 8 ;. '
- n 9 . rn.
Washes BverythiEg fr ru a tine
Bilk handkerchief to a circus
tent; Lace curtains a specialty
No. 1724 THIttU AVK
A. M- &L J. PARKER,
Telephone "o. t14
THE NEXT MORNING I FEEL BRIGHT AND
NEW AND MY COMPLEXION IS BETTER.
Mv rinr-rnr ftavs it acta rentlv on th stozxiarli.
uiit xiHnpf. and in a ulpaoant laxative. This
drink la made from hrr9. and ) prepared lor use
as ea ly a tea. nunuiwi
L AI3ES I3EDIGIHE
rannot (rrt it. send your addms for a frev sample.
Ijinr'. Family alrdirine niovr . the bowel.
MPh day. In order to oe healthy this is nwessarr.
AddrVi UHATOK K WOODWAllP. Le Hoy. M. V
u aat: t (.rrplelc.T -an:n vtjiif.fi :.tr ot
ijjiKi-ilork-n. Onitroei'r m ajwci', in Box
'iJ l'l 1; A Ko!ti-e utk for Ei-cri:.i.. T.l'iid or
Blei-d'i'B Itchitif. . hr.ni- Kwhj or Uerciii? -y
Pllrs FFXAif. " KSt-ss sni! dh u v oih r dls
ene : it if iwavs a er-at t nefit to the penrai
boalth. t.e firm d'scovery tf a toeitral core ren-derin-'
r.i i.j-eri:.ii wi'" '!: k-l'e ncrecfmary
here-ifter Tmh K mcdv 1 .1- ne'-er tn knows
to fail 1 per hox. f' : tent bv mail. Why
suffer f-o-u terri .hli' i'U nr when a writien
paaran'e I pdi-'.tiv y sriven aitb ! hott'.ts. to re
tnni tne nioutv 'I "' cured. Seu ramp ;os
term f 'ule. -,rar..ef ii t J our a;tuL.
JAPANESE LIVER PELLETS
Actalixe tnnirtc on 'tomncb. Uver and !3w
es ; dl'iis ivsi'f.a, IJ-.ilonsnt-s, 1-eyer. Colds,
Neroo I isoroere,let:pie?tness.Loe of Appetite,
restoro the compleciiou; iierfect digestion fol
lows tneir tisc. 1'osiure cure for Sick Headachx
and Cantiimt'on. Mca!L, tnild, asy to take. Large
Vials of 50 i5 rents.
HARTZ CLLMBYER Pole A(rcnt Bock lr
Some time jio a cab driver was ar-
rai"Tied before the police court on a
very curious cnarpu, says i czu ouur-
nal. 1 he complainant, a laay wnom
he had driven home from a party,
made the following extraordinary
We were in the middle of the
Champ de Mars when the cab stopped
and the driver got flown, l moagni
an accident had happened to the
vehicle or to the horse and little
dreamed of the surprise in store for
me. The door was opened ana tne
cabman appeared, holding one of the
carriage lamps in his hand.
"iladame, he oegan, -i nope you
will excuse me. I chanced to bear
that you were playing cards this even
ing. 1 have a weakness in mai uirec-
tion myself and always carry a pack
in my pocket; see here: o saying ne
drew" forth a greasy pack from under
his great coat, jumped in le caD sal
down opposite to nie. and began to
6hnffle the cards, saying: 'A game of
bezique. a qui fera: whereupon ne
held out the cards to let roc draw for
"I was so astounded I could not utter
a word and began to shudder at the
thoucht that this man. who thus forced
his company upon me, must be either
drunk or mad.
"You hve been pretty well otored
out already,' he continued, good
naturedly; 'we will therefore not play
liio-h. but simnlv for the fare.
"What was I to do in the Champ de
Mars in the middle of the night? There
was no policeman, not a single passer
by to appeal to for protection. I had
to yield to the inevitable. We piayed
and I won.
"'All right. exclaimed the driver; I
have lost and must drive von homo for
"He got osit, closed the door, re
placed the lamp, climbed on the box.
and drove on. When aloue I could not
help laurhinir at the situation un
paralleled in the whole range of my
experience. Oa arriving at mv house
I got out and prepared to pay the
driver, as. of course. I never intended
to accept the terms he proposed. But
the man stoutly refused, saying that I
owed him nothing, and regarded my
offer as an insult. The very idea
seemed to arouse his ire and he at last
became extremely rude.when a po! ice
man luckilv hove in sight, whom I in
formed of what had occurred."
Cabby was sentenced to forty-eight
Ehu Wai Willinfj t Give Up All
Whea Queen Eliz ilj?ta of Enplami found death
aproachtr.g her. shu criol defp-iirinjjly, "All my
poFcelun for a moment of lime " There are
wca'thy ladies Unlay, iue world over, who wonld
glailj- eicltaoge their rtche ?or sound health.
Many are mad well and happy by Dr. Tierce's
Favorite rrescriDlion, a rever-failing cure for
diseases to common to women. As a eorrectiye
for all functional weaknesses it ia of universal
repute amorg the sex, and thorn ands of pale,
worn-oat, enfeebled victims bve been changed
into vigorous women aid girls by Us nse. Gnar
anteed to give satisfacJon, or price refucded.
! Proegtats have it.
For beauty, for comfort, for lra-
nrovement of the complexion, use
only Fozzoni's Powder; there is noth
ing equal to it.
Couching leads to consumption.
Kemp's. Balsam will stop the cough
based on the
idea of sup
that "feedinsr a
cold" is good doctrine.
of cod-liver oil with hypo
phosphites, a rich fat-food,
cures the most stubborn
cough when ordinary medi
cines have failed. Pleasant
to take; easy to digest.
Prfr.1 d r-r Scott fmn. V V. A'l -Tiirr.t.
and how to attain it.
A i lae irn-rfiralwori that tells the causes.
describes the effects, points the remedy. This
is scientificallv the most valuable, artistically
the most beautiful, medical book that has ap
peared for vears : 6 pages, every pace beannit
a half-tone illustration in tints. Some of the
subiects treated are Nervous Ptbility, Irrpo
ten'rv, Sterilitv. lievelopmeut. Varicocele, The
Husband, Those intending Marriage, etc.
Kverv man who would know the cratid truths.
the plain facts, the old secrets, ai-.d the new
discoveries of medicnl scietce i- ar-rl:el to
married life, Who v..,:'. r-r.- ,- f -r v .--..Wrs
and avoid future t-n "; ' v-: ' 3
wonderful little ! - ': '"
onder :.'.. .- H -
Is the best remedy for
all complaints peculiar
1 A SfEDICAL BOOK worti,
4.ULLAU9. sent for 10 rem li
SI Fer BoUlp at Druggists.
50c Trial Size nt fcy mi.
Lttters lor advice Marked
"Cop.snlting P pamirnt are
5-cn by onr iihysii-ian only.
zo-phoh neoictHt CO.
H. i. Colman. Ser'y.
INCOHTORATttD TKDBii THS TATt i.a, .
Roek island Savings Bank.
ROCK I3LAND. U.L.,
vi-.-en o-.'.lj from Ha. ra. to 4 p. m., and Saturday evctitis I row 7 io (io-c'oct,
j. '.vo r,-,r cent iurercat paid oa Deposits. Mcbct Ictned cl Porsosal
lateral, or Real Fstata SacuTitv ' ' '
orr icbbs :
. MITCIlEI.li. Fres i 0. V-.ee-rre i. otroHlj c
P. L- ai,.iv:o'l. R. P. Harolds. F. C. Dentiosnr.. CoSti OnNinpa H
Ftil Mitcbrll, l. Btmon. K. W. H'.rst. J. j . Onf,; '. " '
Jacneoii A Ucbst, Solicit rs.
..-Mecan tneincss Jnly fc. 1890, and occupy the ctjttc-et corner of ':tc i ,
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Rock Island Brass Foundry
f.ND ARCHITECTURAL iRQH WORK
Al1 binds of bra, brotiae and aluminum bronze casting, all stade? sr.l u-.;rt
a specialty of brass metal pattern and artistic work.
Shci KD Otfice At First aer.ne. tearJFcrry lacdinp, - HWS :a.v
J. MAGEK, Propria
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iai. ELY BKOS.. S6 Warren St., N.T-aJK i.
nima r?.-i;of t nncc for Colsl In Ilrail
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For sale in Rock Island by Hartz & Cllmoyer, 3d Av an-1 2"th rr i
STATE SAVINGS BANS.
ff?ce Corner Fiftee.th streat and Third Ave.
Sccceee's the Moline taviccs t aca. Urcaniaed 1S6S
5 PerCEM jlSTEUKI . AID ON DEPOSITS.
Organised under State Laws.
Open.from 9 a. m. to 3 r m., and Wednesday and
Saturday nights fromTtoSpm
Porter Simm, - - President
H. A. ArsiswoRTH, - - Tlce-Presidant
J. F. Hexkhwat. - Cashier
xi Rscrosa :
Torter Skinner. W. W. Wells,
C. A. Rose, M. A. Ainsworth,
O. H. Edwards. W. H. Adams.
Andrew KriberB, C. F. Homeuway,
REAL ESTATE LOANS
made for prtvste parties in ttcj career
spot of the west.by the
Orchard State Bank
of orchard, Nebraska .
K. W. Dart. PrcsidcnU
J. S. DktJ Cafhiir.
Stiichell A Lyude. Banki rs
J. t'. Uoblnsoru fat-tier l.'o'k I?'.:icd Nations
O. C. Carter. M. D.
lIi nry Dart's t;us. Wbo:ei.ale Drocer? .
A. D. HUESi
Represents, araor.c other tlne-atK'
known Fire Insurance Compastei te
Royal loiaracceComtiany, of Ktjj!1
Weechester Fire Ins. Comparr cf 1
Buflaio German Ins. Co., BcCt.o.S.l
Rochester German Iris. Co.. Koch i
eitiiens Ins. Co., of Pttuinrit. Pi
eon Fire OflJce. London.
Union Ins. Co., of California.
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aennan rirclns. Coor psnr..i. .
Office Cor. 18th St., and S-cot
'THE OLD RELIABLE
HAYES & CLEAVH4
5Scok's Cotton Root
3 i' -y- rronthly by thousands of la-
sUl PJr' v. dies. Is le omy periecuy
v sxfe una nji:aoie menicice
xt' di-covc red. Beware of nn-
SC principled crocvifts ho of
fer inferior medicinea in place of this. Ask for
Cook's Cottoh Root Cojipocsb, take no enbsti-
and we will send, sealed, hy ntnrn mail Full
sealed particalara in plain enYt-lcpe. t ladiea
only. 8 ttamps . Addre-t
V POND LILL-S CCVPANY.
Ko. a Fisher Block, Detrow Mich.
Sold in Rock Island by Marshall A FUhe. P
per Hoose. Uarta Jt uannsen SJih street and Sa
are.. and dirties. evcrvwhorf.
With Electro-Magnetic SUSPENSORY.
Latest Patents! Best Tmpra-resaentat
Villi cure m-itLout medicine ail tkata.reuJii!ifr fmta
crrr-UxiUon f brnin Derrs f orcv; excels or ludi
eretion, as exhaafftlon. Bervcus debility. "Wrliso'
laufruor, rheumotim. aldney, Uver and biadtr com
rlajnta, lame back, nmlaita, ciati-a. ceHrsl ill
health, etc, This Eleetno Brt eoutainsWnilrfai lm
mmu oTer all others, and give a enrrpnt that w
iotluiUy telt by wearer or wa forfeit l,O00.X), and
will care all or the above diseasraorno pay- Tnou-
5nda hara been cored by this nurwlom inrentioa
ter all other remediea failed, and w iriva bun
clredaoftestimonUlslnthlsondeveryotberstiitB. Onr Fmhl i.LttTIC it '.w,KV'tth
arrestee, boon eei- offered weak mon wi- sii
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mjs. Send for Illustrated I amphli t,milodeai, trea.
tSwndcn Electric Co. i6 1 Bjsie St.. cmcieo.
Representing ovr 40 Mil
cf Cash assts
Fire. Life. Torwic
Bends of Surety shi; -OFFICE
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