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'f EIGHT. ' ALBUQUEEttlTS EVEKIHG HERALD, SATURDAY, OCT OffER 5, 1912, ' ,
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Albuquerque Evening
Herald.
HP NINO ASf ni.A'-K, Owner'.
II I! llonliiK Jain. UiikK
I:. Ij.iri i lniii.on. L'J'or.
Oiric-lttl p(.ir of Hit City of Al
ljiiiutr'i'j'. I'ulilUlio'l in cry afternoon ex
cept tiundav :it 1 S t North Socund
ucii, Ainu'!" f'i'i", x. m.
Knfi-fed ' itifl-flHHB IflHltrr
hi the pot":H. at Alntiiiueriue,
V. M . under tic A' i of March 2,
HI .- tu joWi mall SO U'fiU
'im month t iri.-r. ... CO rent
Mih uok i,y writer IS 'outs
Oto yoir ly mall (in
fltlvanc' 15.00
nno year by arrlor JG.OO
Toll iihnr-a lCi ana I C h.
It. s. V. I
Alt newspaper men In N'-w Mi-xP-o
tin XiH' it to attend Hie statu fair
' wee-h -in- inWled to Inform Him
i 1 1.1 of tit' f.u I at oticc. The lo.nl
i u'-r ini fi ami public wont ju.nt
i ! of lln- ttlit' editors present
wind- .iinl iiiifiB nrc being made
ii ill. iii ii nooil tllrm. II IH lie
' in kno approximately how
in ..iiniriH rmiJ if itn will in
i ilii- Hi n. Iii tin- fu'.r will in-ii-i'iiiti'ii.
II.
Ill-
t .
I il
III!
t.ll
I'
Aiii. iti.Auv roit Tin; rAiit.
l'f.iirmii.riH ur- now jirricllrnlt
' oiiilili'li' for w tin I In i-Uiliilitly K"lnK
to in I In i.iiKi'Nt iitti-iiiii-il mill irioiit
iioroiiKtil imii-ful Ni M.xi'o fair
r h ll in AliiiiiUfriiii- yviii'li Im a
n iii li linrfiO Htiiti'ioi'iit inaiii- uflur
Mi- i oiihiiii-riitlun anil i-nri-f'il ili iHn r
ntiot). It in foumli-il on ii-iii'iiikiriilili-iin-18.
Vi. nri" nmturi'il of tlii ItirK'-al
ikIiIIiIIr ol Si w Mi xli-o proiliiitK i-vi-r
m i ii in IIiIh My. ti ctri imiHturii ilm
to tin- ri'inuritiitiiy IiIb iropH of tin-
. MI Sill I HIT HIT till' HllltC, Jlllll tin- P--
I'liltlm: iilliiiNliiKin mill iroKn-rii v of
Ilm iik-ii who i-xlillilt llii-lr Mtufr. Tli"
oinliliiutlon of tin- iifiiri-iiii'iiiioiii-il
jiMiNjii'iliy mill (In- cxtn.'iiii-ly low mll-
lOdll I'lltl-H, lllmi till' I'lllllUNlllHIII t'--
fi-riC'it in, riiiilti-M iih i-i-rtalii tlmt tin
ihhmIk iiiti i;oiik to In ii llliii- lilt
lilKK'T I linn cvit In-fore.
Ili-mlzi'il M-imrlH iih to ilm Htn-i-t
i!iKulinlH iiiiIiIIhIii-iI In OiIm inii'r luivii
MhiWii lii-yoiul I ln hIiihIow of a iloiiht
Hint tin- iiutoiiiolillo nui) I mil. -M anil
othor llir:iill-8 llfii Kill MK to In- lliorii
Ii-iiKlli mill lii-iiiitlful ami n-iri'Hi'iitii
tlvo Until -vf-r lii-fiiri. iiirliil li-nl-tircM
mil Ii iih tin- inanufai-tiiri-H Hi-" -tlmi,
tin- iiotiliry mill bi-urli hlmH
lltli I'.lilllK to In- IIIIIIHUillly lllti-M-HllIlK
ami uxtKiiHlvi-. mill tlin mii(iH-iiii-iil
program 1h all Unit i-oulil In- ili-nln-il.
Tim jiri'Si'iii of 1 .1 in i In Iti-iii In-v. tlii-vorIil-tmiiiiH
iilnliiiiiii, alum- iihhuii-n
jili'tily of ciiii-rlnliiiiii-iil for tin1 vlHlt
orx; )ii t wi- Im. a tltio rai liiK in"
Krnm. a il''iiiiiii niriilvul i-umiiui,
Kiiii'l IiiibuIiiiII mi'l a iloi-ii mnl 'Hi'-otlii-l
miiuyi-iiii'iit fi-ntiiriH Hint will
lii'iiji tin- . .li- liiiny liavliiK a koiuI
tlint-. Nivi-r licforo liavi- no iiiiinv
linillfH of arlniiM klinlH iiliiiim-il tlu-lr
hiau- i uiivi'iillotiH for tin' fair. tlniN
nil ill tin IliuniuiHUralily to tin- lniniln-r
Of HlO olty'H KlU'HtH. Allllllll-I'll-,
Willi liur iiavi.'il HlrvnlH ami ni-w Unlit
till; lyHli'in anil oilior imlill'- lniirovi
ini'iit, Iiiih iii-vi'i- Imi'ii In an Kumi trim
far (lib i-mii i laliiiiii-ni of a irowil,
nut vvi- bi-liin- tin- Ni'lrlt of iln- lit -ens
In a llliii. iiium- iiIiIIimkIiihiI. limn
at any tlini- iIiiiIiik tin- lilftory or Ilm
niiniiiil fair.
if you i oiilil trail cvi'ii Alliii'iu.r-iiui-'m
Ktnuli , Holitary Idi'.i li f. ulm-t.vi-r
Iii' Ix, to IiIh lair mnl pin dun
rlHltl dotwi I" a plain Htnii-iiii.nl, Ii
wiiulil mlirili on i'ionk i-x.iiiilnailoii
tliul tin- plosp' u an- pl'-lty K""(l for
III' flint i. il Ntuti- lnlr. All that n
ma Inn now ih for i-vt-ry iiiiin, wnnian
anil fill Itt to ilt,-r tn tlin f ullont Into
Up- liollilny rplrlt ami tlmt nvi-ry
vlattiir iinjiiyii hliiiKi-lf nml kih-h homo
ii liuoHlcr. It oiiKlit tn li AIIukiikt
ItlcrV Kri'iitc-xt wii'k; li-t im all hnlp
tu iiiakn II en.
ALMOST A Ill-UTH A lV.
Ill till- pa 1 1 IIU'IiHl over twi-lill-flvi
lift) Iihm- l"hl their IIwm In at iiiplami
m i Idi-ntK.
AlKitll i-llihl of tin-Hi' fatalllli-H or
in ml In the I'nlU-U Hlatv, tlm rn
iiialiidnr ncc'irrliiK In I'mine and
otlii-r partK of tint world at luriii-.
Tho ili-ath of I'liarliB K. WiiImIi, thu
ilarliiK blnlman wliimn Mucci-iuiful
flluhtH and pliamant pumonullty inudu
hint Innufnorublo fik-mU In Albu
iUi-riuu lat ynr, hu brouiiht home
forcibly to tho pftoplu of tills city thu
terrible toll that l bulnK taken by
the air HiU year,
-There must tie komothlns tn tho
gifofoitiiloii of flyliiK which l-uuhoh u
.mpot-k of Intoxication In eViiit tho
moat careful and conservative and
c-aiitloua men. Wulah, whoso work
licre and elsewhere had always boun
mtfhod by a total absence of grand
flUhfl plnylntf and fJJrtlns with death,
hlrnalf often mid Uut be tailored tbo
tare numbftr of aviation fetalltiM
ilu to rocliletaneM; and the statement
rlyed shooklpg proof Is JM wm
v pqk. 4Tiw la no QwH thi W
mm: wwcr.ty
have hffn kllletl htVP ncl il'-f'i
whllii rxm utlnx a flfilral KIKlf oi
double noini-rwiult or otnc otln-r foo
li.inly i-xploit.
Whip' xrint proKrpsn In bolng ami
Iibb bi'i-n inaiP- In the Mienio of niv
iKiitlriK th- air. ami while hundf-i1r f
uMntoix i oiitlnually mount upon Hi''
uImv:-i of tin- w I tul an a matter of I.iH
work, fli-InK la ft HI too hazardous to
penult of tnnn t IsktfiK thi'lr llvi-n to
innki- a I'.onii.ii holldoy. i.hwii prf-
f-i rii.liiK ifon-r pi-iiHitn-8 for ft km-w-m-nii
i. lul diitiK'-foun KinntH for tin-ainUHi-inniit
of tlio populnpij nho-ild bu
iiuidi- mnl i-nfori"l. Wu want to p-r.
fi-'t tin- I'lisinm" of 'Minn ' lea
Kit from iib- t pinp and not "
ordi-r ihut wi mu. .wiN tliroanii 'In
ulr in thf effort tu mi- Jul how ' lorn
wi- inny rotn to a bruKi-ti ntfU with
out hri-nking It
.-)pir.il Kli'linu I in tfit saiii" iitHf
Hiiti iiin-i f I . min-Bn-hoiir unto
rmlnu, tin. gai.i.tlon of tho Hja-i'ii
jiizi- and irk ' rovlnn for Uirilli
wht'li Im ii f I. iia' t'-riutli- of Un- mod-
rti dnv.
Am u mr-afin of ifunMportatl'in, of
tin- ili'M'lopiii' i.t of ..inmof-o and n--xonn
. u, and :i a ii.imurc v-htpt thi-
llUtoinolilll- if "f till' Itri'lltCHt of
I In. wirni k in .i IiHoiim; Hid (tutu ru if
Is of no an- i' imintilntl wtvu to '!
rri nHi- . j ( . 1 1 j "puluiton. Tin- Hun"
opi'in to tn- iiirilmnn who i-mI'-uv-"in
to rraik" li.tiKf xtlfi' Bfiil .ri" il'-libit-
aii. i Hi. i.irilmmi U IhukIim m
linnilm nl ilniiti from im-ri- l.r.ivini".
Wei l. ilm- , i. Iri Mliltli; by III'- J'-' rn "I
a brutal moli, or liwiiuw. In- wan 18
to rIm- Hh- itililliMI' ' Ihi worHi "I it"
IIIOIH .
Iaiii-Iv wi Iiiivi- i.i i ii b . nn Iih:
a vl. i torn at Hn- rati- ' n- nl. mu- p"r
day. It Im time i all a (..'It.
AIAV.WK Till: IMItTV t)l'
iMtM.iti;H.s.
The Iti-pulilli an partv, Mincn 118 In-
''-plloll, llllR been Hie .llMy Of pfoll-
n-KH in thlK npui'ii'. It Iiiih ml-
sanei'd mm put into operation even
proKrepnlvii Idea wbi'h Iiiih enutrib-
uleil to Hie j;r eittiii s of tliUKi; t.'nUcd
HiaiiH, iiiivaineil it morally and ho-
'Inlly ami inaiii- pinotllili) tho pioKrenH
of the nation throiiKh Itx tieopl'. m
tin- itialler of tlin tat Iff, uf vital In
teli-HI I" Now Mi'Xleo, tin IJunver Ite-
pulill' an Mays.
T'iiIii In the mutter (if proti'i-ll'ili,
Hie In-iii"' ratlr parly, ili-iaili'M behind
Hie ItepulilP-UII, by IIH Very en IIIK
and doilKliiic of the pioti'i-iivi' tariff
Idea, Ih innkiiiK a tardy admliwlon
tluil the Iti-publP a. i polli y Ih rlKhl
Wttltotit at litnrt mtrn-nrtrrtmr'lr"
partlallt for flee Haile. II nulie tin-I'-CH
leallciH tll.it tile Whole tuition
Iiiih Hi-en tile need for prole' Hull, H"
s mi Ii draw ai' i Ioki ly ax pom-llil'- to
Hie Itepulilli'lill pflll'lple, boirow IIH
llllli'll of It iib It dare mid hide lt
uiliiilHgl.il) that II Ih rlvhl and proper
li HplllllliK halra over the allioilljl of
taiiir to in- jiiiii I'll uKaiiiHt fi'ii-iuiit
llii"illH. IH ri'iluuni-lliK Ha own pol
io of If -- trailo, It mlliillH Hie "i
ri'lneHH "I Dili Itl'pUblli'llll tlli-ll, nl-
inltH Hint twenty yearn attu the lt--I'UiilPan
I'urty wiim rliflil niifl that it
MUM WI'itlK
Tni'. llnf Itupiibllian paity ilo'-a
not K" i IiuhIiik off after eer m-w
piilltl.ul llivi'lltlllll. It ll'Jl-clH Hie II-
loiili'ai anil thu inalieHlilft, la I mi
HlioiiKlt iinbiu-d with a Hi-iiKe of n -HI
"iiNliilllly to the penpli' to in- NWept
nil IIH feet by tho d'MIIIIKnKUi- mill till'
rllarlatail. It bolneN In UliiltlllK IlilHte
flowly, but olicii lonvlii'i-d of Hie
Hounilui'MH of a pi"t!H nh III.-. i. It
Iiiih nnVrr yet lalleil to hIiow tin
viuiraKi) of IIh iiiiiMiIIoii ami adopt
tho new. That wbch It miopia II
flHhlH for to the end. Cvei j tlllllK It
Iiiih ailopti-d and mail" a purl of Hh
faith I an Hli.nil Hie lent uf tlmii and
beiouu- a In-lpful, nriiitrekHlvo fiii'tm
In nil our nalliinal uffalrn.
iJeinocnicy bun fur fifty ywirH
trulled twenty yearn behind It, ml
mittlnK Km own fallacli-H and (-mnlnit
tnrldly to admit that thu Kupublliaii
way wiih iIkIH. Jimt im today It I"
makliiK a liuir-lu-ai led mlmlHlnli that
them l virtue In I In- proteithu lailff
ioll-y whlrh for fifty yearn It roti'ht.
DurlliK tin fifty yearH or niipoMllun II
Iiiih tiilieii up and In luru .ibandoneil
half a liundi'd puna' ea with uliMi
It In profefHi il to lie ii unn Ii In
oi. line li olli' II line alialidi'lieil
IIh own I km II i h until tiiiliiy II M.ih ti"t
a Minnie wmiii) nn a of iih own t"
preni'iil to tin pi-iiple in mukliiK a bid
fur thi'lr vi.Ii-h It Ik today iiothlnK
but that li'innry uiaw fur offlco It
him laen clncii tho birth uf thu Jtn
publican party, an t'lnpty-haiidud hi-K-Kiir
lncuiablu of kIvIiik anythliiK of
value In return fur the power It would
serum ovor pitbllc affulra.
thi: DAN;i:ii oriiUMtHJitAfV.
Thu tldo is turnliiK toward Presi
dent Toft. Tho American peuple arn
reullxlnjc thu datiKor which confronts
them in tho possibility of n Denio
crutlo iidiiilnUtmtloii. Tho Di-nin-cratlc
party, In Its platform ndopted
at Haltlmore, declares that tho pro
tectlva system is nni'onstltulloniil.
Professor Wilson is a confessod free
trader. Ho testified before the turlff
board iri 1B8I that ho waa in favor f
tho repeal of all protective laws and
pifcde tha a,Uttst statement that he
th aotM ta thta Union ul-
th"tf nhnutd be a almllar true Inter
. h..i k- ""tween the Unltt-d .State- and
I-, t ),. i T'.'l'ii'lnn; countrleR of tho
wr.'!. "'ii- ilioKic.il, unpatriotic and
Hi.,i.i,i' . ftrui-tlve theory would
In. put .ii " ."-'t If ProfeMnor Wlliion
slioulil i '"'I prvttdent. He
would In- a . 'luted In hi c-fforti
ti i'hain. i' iiV. upeaker of tho
iJi-ffioTBtl' ).'. repri-Hontatlvi-ii,
who publli l '! i.i r . -ipon thu floor
of enngri- that !. i In favor of
'left roy In t'M-rj .f'in l.-uso In thf
land.
itonsi:vi-:i.T vmi it vinti m n
WiiflilliK'oti Star II' .1 Ii ' 1 1
i.
A
r .r
.a. 'i.
like u hi. in. ill fcorin-'l. Ai"l
P'oMied Iihm liotbinK ' "i'
A ' .1
ho f. IH
Inn on a inaMi-r pollll. lap v
lie liac bei'li liiilii.oi-d.
Km-iiIiik Wlfnonmir Tin- fait Is th.i'
the une of money In nil IiIh r-nmpalKii"
Ih i-xtiii'.rilltiarily llbcritl. and H ih not
IiIh own money. He wheedh-fl or
lililHi-TH tn K''t It. IliU'H he keep ftllth
wltli Hut i pie from whom It tR "b
taliu-d? Ii'.'-x In k'-i-K lalth with
nnyii'iih '.' i oulit the Aini-ri'im "-o
pie, allowing what Hu-y know now,
iruHt li.iii iiKain In tin- While Ilo'im
The mi-rleall people ur likely t"
Jiiil-o lb. future by Hie p.iMl an. I to
h.i.. i ..n- l'....u! I!"i. fl veil ai-
pl.'M'I'Ut
St. r.oibl ItOJillOIle: Tile IlliofCVell-
II..I riman coriiiipuiulini - hIiowh ver.
li-arh that AVjlcll UlK HuHltu-HH KlM-H
inoii. ) to polTtli-nl partd'H It expi-i tH
mi l iiHkH returtiH.
liidliinapollH N'ew-H-. Tin- truth l
that llurrlmali beloliKeil to, a '-Iiihh uf
tiii'ii who never Klve money In cum
IihIkii fuiidK unleHH thov expect to v.fl
n return. ItooKeveli wiih no Iniiui-unt,
ami he knew HiiH hh well a llnri'luiati
lllil. t'p to date we have It
proved tin. i Hie Htuiidaul (ill com
pany mm- tiuu.nua, tin sii.it tram
IH , (be liiHiiiaiH' '-umiiaiil'H
1 1 ".a, nun ami llarrlmali J'.u.Oiui
yinh wiih Hie ArillHMi-ilil'iH of elliht
M-.HH IIH". H Ih (I lIlHKUMtlllK reVlilll-
ll'in.
Tin; im: iis'suiiiMivt'v.
ills IteiUi'8t.l
Hie nlKbt an Hie devil Hat lliUBttlK
alum- ,
In tin- miii"i of hlK cossy warm fire,
Alnl UNltlK t" IIKUre I 111. illfferoilie in
unlit
'Tweeli a tlil.f and an all-iniwiil
liar,
III-. iiii-iii" turii'-'l to the Hiein-a of
lllH M'Utll,
And lim eyi-a flll"i with hot, boitinK
learH.
Ho be took down lila leilK'-r ami
I nine,! to the pane
tl.ileit lil'OUt MIX thoUNIIIIll Mars.
l
MUlltloge," he I'S'lillllie'l, as
In-
Mlall'-ell llirolldll the liooll,
"I am iloliiH the lli xl I llal I '.ill.
t''r lOV blinlliexM il-lioti N II i-olltllitl.il
III' ri-aw-
l-lvi-r Mime the ereailoii of man.
"I've i-rltibed a K""d harvest for six
thouniiii.l ears,
And sliinilil be ."iiti-ni wiih th-
ylelil,
Ami KlM- my opponent p-liiilsnluti
to have
The KbatilliBH that I leave III tll
f a hi.
"I've caiher-'l a ver 'llMmlfled crop
in unrili, nits ami law vera galore;
I've hound i"IIIIi-Iiiiin In liundli-H II 1 1 1 I
Kmtv one of my flnm-iH ih huic:
"I've fldillnrM, omnblera and insurance
men,
I've murderers
Ami filed up the
furn. r ami liars,
furn.i"' with Kreoti
I'opoi-t'atH
Till lliev a luallv
put out Hie flri'H.
"1 V
niilioad i oinlil' tolH nnd iliu-tnrH
tO N Mill',
ll'irne irudiiiH and preauhurH to
spend;
1 1 -f - ii Ii lien ii h, Duuini'mtH, Tories and
WhlKH,
And two or Ihrno nowspapor men.
"Hut them Ih unn cliiMi, I'm happy I"
say,
fan never Kiilu entrance lu-te;
Their siiiiIn are ho illrlj I'm mm- that
they
Wotlhl ileiuurall.e hell In a e.tr,
"I refer to the tliliiK, inillii-r human
uur liuaHt,
The '..rrluii -row of the world,
Who never Ih happy uiiIi-hh In- mil
fellHt
n the wreck of an Intum-nt Kill.
"A million of eari In iun warmcHt
of rooms
Ills slanili-r would in-vei ntoiie,
So I kIv-i- him a mnl. Ii ami inlvlno him
to Hlait
A Hi-lei-l little hull of IiIh uwii."
With IiIh fiiiKurs ho lit nn imbestoH
clKar,
And, placlnii his bunk on the shelf,
He muttteri'd, "I may bo a very bad
nun
Hut I'vo not rsiect fur inysulf."
ltecord.
IHUKNKKS l.NNyr UK t'l ltKI)
lly local appllcatlnnH, iih they eunuot
reach the illseaHed portion of H nr.
There Is only one way to cure deaf
ness, and that Is by cotiHtitutliiual
remedies. Deafness Ik cuiihciI hy an
It if lamed romlltluii of Hie iiiuciuis Ilii
IliK of the ICustachlaii lube. ' Whun
this t a he Is Inflamed you havu a
rumlillnic sound or luiierfect huurlnif,
and when It In entirety rinsed deafness
Is thu result, mid uiiIch tho Inflam
mation can be taken out and this tube
restored to Its normal condition, hear
Ink will lie destroyed foruveri nine
riuuis out uf ten are caused by ca
tarrh, which ih nothing but an In
flHined condition of tho mucous sur
faces.
Wo will Klve One Hundred Dollars
for any caso of Deafness (caused by
catarrh) that anntt bo cured by.
Hall's Cnturrh Cure. Bund for clrcu
btrs free,
V, 3, CUIEJNKY CO, Toiodo, Ohio.
Hold drUKBlsts, 76c,
T&k iiall's Family I'lllu for con-
Vou'vc Met Mini.
Of men who pun und pi-ddle wit
There'll one I hatu no little bit,
Ho u-IIm whiit Kwift make .lauoaKo
from
Then laiiKhH: "Tho wunt Ih it to
COItlf,"
Uuffalo .Sewn.
Therc'H Ktlll another chnp I hato,
He rlli-M mo oarly, rlln mu lute;
He buya a w-leiierwurnt, he doi.-n,
And wonilefH JuhI whof - pup It watt,
JohtiHtov. ii Democrat.
And then niintlier otu- tuniH tip,
Who iiiitiH about the w urnt and pup,
ll- Hiiya e'en UioiikIi the pun la lame,
"To innkn Hur-h wurpt Ih iIokkoiio
ilianif."
Allentown Uetnncrat.
lint much worse Ih the kuv who buys
Ills wleiit-rwiinii mid '.ftly hIkIih,
Ami -isn to ret them all uk'ik.
"At-.'hor COKU of itoK '-at-lIoK."
Aliooiiu Times.
I.
lit ' tin Buys lieneiitli tin- fkb-n,
Wi.. -it uroiind mid 'iituiz.-,
II' . .ii lv fur the ino-t nriiK'. uh
Vli-. hiivh hiiHh . rf arc
. ..r ageoiih.
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Till: lATH.MOtJIAH'IS an i-ort of
lUli-tluK down.
a
KI'UN'r.l. SMIurH oril-reii up that
Sturm t"r thu exprej'H purposo of
ib-iitiltii.- .ff the town i "r the fair.
JAM: AMiA.MH, It In riimored, Iiiih
di'i'i"! a-. i to wear ib.ii charuioiinu
dri-HH.
I'llul'l.i; HAVIi irit."pii-H no thev
i-aii .ii tvliy thiy 'li'ln't Use up
tu Itn m
0-
TIIK I ISII tWni IJtitH awuy Ih never
half iih n.K iS thu Mory the mii;l'-r
IiIIh ale. ul It.
0
ITH II A l: I 'I. V ti rulr i x- hanife when
tin- oilnr I' How K'-ta "ir money mnl
Mill K' I In- H3lllllUliy.
Hi iMCTIMMS a
man who clamorH
for peopi
try marrl
to patron!.- home Indus-.
.h a urn mini .iiioui-i v..
WK Ali.Mllli: the -midor of a
I'liiu-iilx reHiiiuraiit keeper who has a
hIbii ndveiilstiiK "Ilar-ly Soup."
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THK NKUVK of a liii! man who at-t-inpiH
to cull a Utile wom.in'H bluff
Ih cerialiiiy Hi- mil HiIiik.
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(t'l.Mi: nK ultit admirable camll-dat-a
wiiuldiri be hall no eiitettulu-In)-
ua officeholder!!.
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fiMiY fHVAtHiNAIi ),llmpleH of
Hie ground tii'K are iiblallieit noun
lays, -O
"TH 1-5 l-'lltH eompnny outetieil the
fire," iivs lb- News of I'uIuhIiI, Va.
NuHiliiK Hk- iiddlnu a f w m-w words
lo out siereoiyp-il vocabulary now
.mu Wo n,
Q -
MiW IM Till-: INnifiNATHi.V of
l)e H.iiilu I'- New Mexican over the
lunlltv ol the AltiiifitiPntile whisky
ri al or isMUin-'l?
IT Mt'MT IIAVK been II Very pour
iinalltv of llcki-r, liideed, which eauHeil
Hull UHt.ililMilm: neiiHUtiuli In Hie Al
manac. o
MAItV hud a little Imiih,
I low n In New .Mexico;
tr rr nude Ui'inoiirnia prevail
That lamb Is Hliru lo K'i.
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THAT ItAI'i'iil'H noise on Hi-M-Itool
Krouinl Ix Hlinply Willie Tafi.
lllKKlllH mid Thiodoru Ito.iHevelt
Joiich IIkIiHum ukuIii.
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THH I.HAVI.s i nine drift Im; down
and beior. n un wo shall hear Hie
ilropptm; of ih. in i lo ballot In Hie
box.
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UHHSIlltlNit iijalii to our iicKleet
ei palernal p.n.ni, while we are
readlm? all Hl- ni"lher-ln-law Jokes,
what Ih ratllii in law dillnK''
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I'ltlP.NIIH i' Till: pqlinre deal are
sltll putlenllv W..I1111K for li lucid ex
lilaiiatlini of thai v lied attack mi Mr.
lliiKurinnn by tin Hauta l'e New
Mexican.
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NKW UNni.AS'l'KltH call nn omnl
bus a "liarKe." and pronounce It "bu-
ahKe." Nothlm: Ii.ih haipeiieit xo
chanm- our oilHlnul iloclslon that wo
ant Kind we don't live In New
lIliMlaiul.
O
II-' nnit WHAI.TIIV citltens were'nt
allowed to miike .-anipalKn cunlrlbu
tliuiH. there would be no way of K"t
HiiK rid of their money except by
foundlm; coIIi-kch .unl fliihtliiK indict
meiilH. O
Til H CHINAMAN who uto birds'
nest soiiii until he Hprnuted wings has
nolhliiK on the Ksiiincla mnn who ute
rouHlliiK earH tills season until IiIh
bald kiut was covered with n liberal
growth of corn silk.
Tho IVonomlc Side of Courtesy,
IlalelKh spread IiIh coat at Queen
rcilxabcth's feet.
"Cheaner .than tlnnhiK tho coot
room room boy to keep it'," iin ex
plained. New York "Hun.
Oh. KuKr-tilrH.
fProm the Boutliorn Plnntor.)
WANTKI) -Married tenant to stock
and equip HiD-ncro farm. I'ledniont
Heetlon. Va. Hhares AddroJis "Klton,"
euro rlotithern IMapter.
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IP Tlin YOtlNlJ COIiOltADO wo
man whose mind let bo ufler alio had
smoked 300 elirarelteN tn one day had
used miuluratlon and confined hbraelf
to a mutter of 200, aha imam nttll oa
In IrulnliiM' 'for a scat irk tho ICfrisla-
ture. Instead of helnv an Inmate of!
an asyium.
Tlw Fon-lfru TWato
i run-.nu jbib-'
(Been on the curd of an AmericartiiTiignr, omorrww mm .uMJ
hotel.) . m . S.-rjUl. :
French toast, Neapolitan Ico-crearn,
rnKlhli muffin?, Rcotch woodcock,
HnanlHh omelet. Herman pancake,
Vienna bread, Welsh rabbit, Irish
Htc-w, ItUBslan caviare.
"WHAT IH THK first step toward
remedyltiK the dlncontent of the
tnasiu-sV" linked Mr. Muhriinh while
out campalKtilnif. "Tho flrnt step,"
replied the man with the Khmer
whlnkern, "Ih to Ret out nnd make
speeches to prove to thi-in how dis
contented they are." Denver J-'leld
and Farm.
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OctolK-r n In History.
oitober &, 1334 Henry VIII sees ti'T
meritiaiu. in- iiutn uriUKliiK for quite
a w bile,
'irlolcr 5, 15S9 William Shakes,
pearo arrives In Ignition and seln up
n.i a hot huuhiiko man. Hu was a pour
boy, but it hustlnr.
AH TUP, HU'NDAV school teacher
entered the (-laxHromn she aaw a Utile
Klrl and her Mill smaller brother
I'-hvIiik In ureal haile. "Why Mary,
ou aren't koIiik away'.'" nlu- 'X
elalmed In mirprl-o.. "IMeaihe. Mith
Anne, we've K"t to ko," wh the l!i-In-nni'd
reply. "Jlminy'th thwallowi'd
the collection.
The fellow Who Sllw Arouiut.
(l-'roin the (Ireensboro llirald-
iiemucrat.)
The norrieit man on earth Is the
fellow who will sit aroiiml and w lilt lb
ami eiina out IiIh own town. Hm-ii
Miotild a man live antrlde Hie north
pole he nlioubl call It home and In
ready to boost It. If he rouhln'l nay
utiVtlllllK ('Ihi- nice about II, lie (-"'lid
nay that his Ice bill didn't come hluli
.Savetl by tin: (.'oiisiliullon.
i l-'roui thu Votith'H I'otupanlon.)
The late Thomas II. Iteed, when a
lad, was ri-'iUi'sted to hall out u small
I". al Hint hail been IcukliiK badly and
w.m almost full of water.
"I can't do It." replied Tom. "It's
unciintitiiiiunal."
What do yon mean?" Imiulred the
(W.ni.r ((f f.
...,,,. ,,,ttHt It titlini of the.irnlted
(Jl.it. .u ut..u Ifi. .1 St,.
nmnn mi.vn, i-flt'i ill' IIIIIIM' riitlli'n'
man, "i nut -i xsMive ball hIiuII nut be
reitilred of any man.'".
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OcIoImt fide.
The fi-.HllM. county fair now blooms;
The cheHtmit Ih on' hand.
Tiler,, Ih . imp of furiilHlieil ronms
That "jiiuls i Ik- ili-inmnt.
The oyster noila upon ita stalk,
Tin- apptn tu Ita Hliotl
In eeii aloiiK Hie wooilland wnlk
And In iho sbndeil doll.
Hie H'-arl-t naj;e Ih ri-li-and ripe;
Ho Ih Hie shri-udnit uy.
And smiling Nature mi-i-Jiih to pipe
A run. el roimdi-liiv.
Louisville Courier Journal.
Next III Otiler.
uur lie.trt'H at pence,
And this In why:
Wo Hunn .will ceuso
To iiwat tlin lly.
IilrmluKhum Age-lli-raid.
The HmuKht In prlmo
lint woll wu know
'Twill soon bo tlmo
To flhovel hiiow.
YotiiiKtown Teli'iti a in.
Tlie naddeflt tliotmlit
We ever thllllk
Last winter's under-
Wear liaa Hlirutik.
Sliiikcpi-are and l-'ootball.
"Down! Down!" Henry VI.
"Well placed!" -Henry V.
"An excellent pass." The Tempest.
"A touch, a touch, I do confess."
Hamlet.
I do command you to their barks
Macbeth.
"More rushcH! moro rushes." 'i
Henry IV.
"Tills shoiilderliu: of each other."
Henry VI.
"lleiiiK down I have tlio placing.
Cymbellne.
Let him not piuoi, nut Kill mm
rather." Olhelln.
' 'TIs Hpnrt to maul a runner
Anthony and Cleopatra.
"I'll catch It ero It comes to
ground. Macbeth.
We must have bloody noses and
cracked crowns." Henry IV.
"Worthy sir. thou htnuilest: thy ex
ercise hath been too violent." Corl
olanus. It's tin. flrnt time that ever I Heard
breaking of rlM was Hport." As You
l.lkn It. lIoHlon Transcript
American Lumber Co., Pictures To
night, Tomorrow and Monday at tho
Crystal.
OrphuitH Next Door.
Little Harry's parent always kept
ft barrel or nppies in mo cunm.
lung ngo they moved next door to an
orphans' homo. Bhurtly after mov
ing Harry'H mother "noticed that tho
apples disappeared with great rapld-
ity,
"Harry," alio aald one mornlnu,
"what Is roIiik dn with ott apples?"
"Mother," ho replied, "I liavo to cat
a great many apples."
"I am willing that you should hava
all tho apples you want. Hut why
do you oat so many lately 7"
"Why I havo to at a great many,
'causo tho orphans want the cores."
Disco nractnff.
Our woll-known atoek actress, lied,
tho Hwedlsh maid, said thle to her
mlslrew tho other uvenlngl
1BU. Warn I Aln'd Id too bad
about mine friend Anna? flhe bane
l,..nln oMmnnnv ,vl tnlt a Vlltlk mall
I""!'''! -V- ' ' . , -
fuf trcA nare. nlwladyr unt aha ban
r a riled iry 1rm two roks mo, unt
t .
Arpericnn fcutnjber Co., JPIcturea To-
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OITICERS AND DIRECTORS
loshtui B. IUruold, Praddral
M. W, riimmnjr, Vice President
Solomon huna, Vliti Pn-Mdenl
W. H. Blricklrr, View lTci-ldeul
Frank fcKcc, Cashier
A. II. HcM'lIen
ii First National Bank
Albuquerque,
in
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