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When you nro kick It In a great s&t
faction to grunt.
llarrnr of rmml I
fff ieeewl4. Imlltf and rnnlffftt- ;
Botnu very tinnl words can bo writ
ten with a soft pencil.
Miner! Weill, rtm,
lUpMIr becoming the. sreatiMit watering ntaee In
IhtjNHith. It farwhl wily rla the Weether
fenJ. Mlnerirt Wall Nr(hwteni iunwy.
Kininten tk)iH on with ll tljyn prlnll
read of tJw Mate All Hantt Fa anil Teai A r
MOf traht make mntiretlon it WMtberf.eru,
Teaea. (or Mteeral Weil Vftr t tirther urtww
Ueneral VtHtngtr Aernl, WeatharferU.Teiaa.
Kind words mny not be lost, but aro
I'lmller' lira Dnlva Cure
roro eye In 3 dnyst olironlo oaios In
SO days, or money back. All druggists,
pr by mull, 26e, per box.
J. I'. Havtbii, Usoatur, Toxai.
Tho world scorns a bonnUful placo
when you have almost lett It.
llatl'i Catarrh (lore
It token Intcrnnlly. I'rlee.TSc.
Dosltlc limpid waters tho fisherman
fished, and llmp-cd home.
My doetor anld I would dl, but PUo'e
Cure fer Coiiauiuptlou eureri me. Amo
Keiner, Cherry Valley, 111., Nor. 1KJ, '03.
' For every nlco man thoro aro fully
.fifty bad ones.
The Ileal rreirrlptlnn (or ClillM
iidrmr I a bottle of aiiom's Tastemsss
Cm l i.l, To.v 10. It In atinply Iron anil qatnlM
ln&'tatelform. No sure-no par. X'rleo.K.
Illness shows Itnolf as quickly In tho
.hnutls as In tlio face
Aro Ton Uilm Allen' l'oot-r.eeT
It Is tho only euro for Swollen,
Smarting, Hunting, Sweating Feet,
Corns and llunlons. Ask far Allen's
i.'nt.lJi) n nmviler In lis ahnben Into
the snoes. At nil urupKiiw nnu uoo, iu out, except
Rtnren. 26c. Bnmnle sent KItlCU. Ad
dross, Allen S. Olmsted, Lcltoy, N, Y.
How few persons there are who are
hosest enough to say that they cannot
afford the expense of n summer trip.
U tut In llnuaekeeper.
A llttledrr "Kmiltl8tnreh" wilt mnkon
Inntu quantity of itnreli mlxtiiro mid clres
twllsr result tlmn nny other ttnralii try it.
All grocers toll "PnultleM Stnroli," iOo.
The youth who says "smnrt" things
Is not always smart.
'ITS PeialliCied.Si8UeriafMaa after
rat S ( r. Hum a (irtl . fletlater.
Hi lor I'l II M . UMI Mill IM treaUia.
il it ii. nut t. us,n Ari su, niu3.ii.iiI.T4.
Ths man who suggests a, compromise
has usually been whipped.
Mr. VliiloH"siiiittitr.R' jrnn,
Some peoplo marry mora for cents
than for sense.
That mnn tz not nbsoloratly free hoe
nnds a single problem In the world ov
(hot an which he dnrttit think with
out fear and tremblln.
The averidge boy duxent try lo be
reel kckmI until nwl the nnborze deelart
he win born fur tho gallus. He gttr
good then note he kin enll thorn liars
I can't flgger out ylt whether It It
krlstynnnlty to slcop In the somo beil
with the mnn yoo are hovln a law soot
with, or whether It lz only hypockrlsy.
I never ylt saw a mnn or womnn too
low down fur me to spenk to kindly
but I hev seen men and wlmmln hoe
couslrldered tbemelves too hy to speak
rue ronton munny hnz col more
Inflooeneo In pnllytleks than truth and
Justice e lieenws trtitli and justice hev
no power to corrupt and make thing
A reel gnod anil moral mnn nevet
wnrze a eollisr to hy that It cuts hit
throat, nor earroeze a skeam about
with him that will ent hlz nnborze
If men don't ware hy hats lo at
tract nttenslnm to thnrc beyooty and
lino flggor, wy don't thny waro shortoi
wunsT m wlmln ware feathers tc
keep them warm?
The meet unilateral critter on earth
lz man. Wot wud yoo think ov n
skunk, or crow, or buzsard that wud
think there blud wuz too rich to emeai
In wlih the common flock?
If Washington and Jefferson and
Pnt Henry lied failed In 1770 weed now
tinner look up tlio guilds to see out
grate heroes and pot riots. Hebellyun
either makes or brakes a feller.
A men kaoze jlst wnt to du wen he
falls Intor the wntler; a womnn knoze
wot to du wen she falls In love: hut
neether ov 'em kno wot to du wen
work I n thnrc
rrrli!.irft inih!ntf. . i b ki, roSseei In-
This Is the raolaiscx age or slvlllta
shun taffy fur the llrln, and epltaphy
fur the dead. Weer git ten closer and
closer to that sweet hye-nnd-bye the
polt sung about wen he sot down on
a bumbull beese nest wile gatherln
daudyllnns fur greens,
loyalty to rang lz slnvorr to lg
uorunce or cowyarddlci.. The mnn
lion dusent go back on hlz perlltlckal
party wen he knose hts party lz rong
reminds me ov the man hoo sed he
wuz goln to hell beenvs he got p'lnt
ed thst way wtn a boy.
Wen a mnn blldze a house so grand
that ho (tent lit to live In the best
room, bo remlndse me v the farm
erze wife hon made slch good butter
than nun but the mliilstor and the
judge wuz good niiuff to ete It-spesh
nlly weu II wnz worth -10 cents i
Scrofula, a Vile
Bcrof iilu Is tho most obstinate of blood
troubles, ami Is ofton tho rosult of an
Inherited taint In tho blood. S. B. B.
is tho only rtmedy which goes deop
enough to reach Scrofula; It forces out
ovory truco ot tho Ulsoaio, and cures
tho womt oases.
My sen, Oberlle.was afflicted from Infancy
with SoreluU, ml b luOercd so that it was
irapoMtUe lo drees him
tor tbiee yeari, III
bead a ul Uxf wcro a
mai of sore, ami lit
eyeilglit also terame
sflretrd. No trralnirnt
was spareil tbat we
(bought would rrltevo
mm. uui lie tirrvr wanei
tinlll 111 .......lltlnii wn,
Inifred plllnble. t hail
almost Ueepalrnt of hi
er helps eurwl, when
by the auvhi ut s frlond
wo Bare, him 8. 8. 8.
dnl Itnnruwiaent waa tha remit, and after
bad Uaeii a ilmen hutllra, nn one who kite w
ot lile farmer dreadful condition would hate
recoRiiliHt tiltn. All the mtn nn hi Mr
liaro jivaled. hi aUn la erfrctlr elear and
aueulb, and bo has teen rtatnred to terfcet
btttlUj. Ms. B,8. lUshr.
For real blood troubles It Is a waslo
Of tlnill til oXfu rt n rnrii fpiiin Mm tnn.
tan. lilood dleinscs are beyond thub !
bill Q.ir 4J.....I1I. I
vn.lf. Mil lit UirviUU
reaches nil deep-seated cases which
other remedies havo no effect upon. It
is tho only blood remedy guaranteed
purely vegetable, and contains no pot
ash, mercury, or other mineral.
Hooks mulled free to any address by
Bwift Specific Co., Atlanta, Ga.
MILITAnV AND NAVAL NOTES.
AN ttMPEnon'3 POSTOFFICU.
No other sovereign In the whole
world bas what the emperor of the
Hermans, Kaiser Wllhelm. has. This
Is a little pnstolflce all for his own use,
There Is a special atnff of onicera do
tailed to look after, sort and distribute
the hundreds of letters that come f.r.
the emperor ive-y day.
A ccrpa cf sped!) messeureri
malnulne,) for the peclal use of the
kaUer. All answers to olllrlal letters
are forwarded, not by Hit, but by
thene sprrtal measengerit. The men
are selected with particular observance
to their trustworthiness, and few In
ttar.rea are recorded wherein any one
of Ihoai bas failed in the prompt per
formance of hla duty.
The letters ate sorted Into throe
lasses private, olacial and Immedi
ate. All letters are opened except
thoee which are marked "Private" by
the senders. Onlclnl letter aro sent
lo the civil cabinet of his majesty II
they treat of state matters, and to the
military cabinet If the trend la mili
tary. All necessary Inquiries concern
ing the writers aro made hy tho head'
of these two deiwrttneiits, and answer
nre made In nccontnnco with tho reg
ulations fur olHelttl letters. These an
swers are taken to tha emperor, who
signifies his appioval by nlllxlng hla
U the oolr oAelll
.a I we and wuil
Ramea Kab ball
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES
If a dealer (!.- not rarrr Hrldlns's
slblttio aooda n aioi b. send your name
and addrt-M to uaund hla tool tor s copy
ot our bandiMim ijr tllutiralod eaialosue.
Hew York OHIoano Donvnr
A net's TTiagM
A bee's wings are said to beat tho
air at the rate ot 190 strokes per see
end. and to propel the bee a dlstaneo
cf thirty miles in an nour.
Threo plnta at liquid a day are eut
slelcot for the average adult.
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR
The mala dltfereuee between luntt-
tics sua ether neopla la that lunatics
have no fads.
When you get close enough, mast nl
the deepest footprints on the sands
of time look plgeoa toed.
If the men ran thing far three
weeks the human rare would be eating
off wmMlea dishes tbat tley could put
Into the nre alter each meal.
In Mi heart, every man think about
once a week that bis wife was a fool
for marrying turn, and the rest of the
time that he was a tool for marry
A woman way sometime admit that
she did wrong, but aha will never ad
mlt tbat there wasn't a good excuse
tor It. New York Press,
WISE AND OTHERWISE.
Itlclies are the wings that sometimes
make an angel of an ordinary girl.
The golden rule is too frequently
mod In drawing a line qf conduct for
One eluMi! I ia "ndu t himself that
he will not nettd to depend on good res
The Sixth Minnesota regiment has
been mustered out at Bavnnnah, On.
On the oosnplotlon of the railroad to
Khartoum Gen. lord Kitchener will
opon the Soudan.
Acting Secretary Melklojnhn han Is
sued an order formally disbanding tho
second nnd seventh army corps.
Tho retirement from active sorvlae
of I.lcut. Col. Win. II. McUughlln, six
teenth Infantry, upon his own applica
tion, after ovor thirty year's service, Is
Capt. Will Stntt, formerly of Frank
lln, Ind. ,who whs with the ono hun
dred sixty-first Indiana volunteers, has
decided to return to Culm In tho near
future to manage a tobacco planta
tion. The United Stntos transimrt MeClol
Inn salted from New York for Cuba and
I'orto Itlco. She carried JSO.000 pounds
of refrigerated beot nnd 88O.O0O pounds
of forage, besides M0 rocrults.
Capt. Swnlno Is rollovcd from mus
tering duty In the stntos of Nebraika
and Kansas, and will proceed to New
York City and report for further or
ders. The great Increase In tho customs re
ceipts of Havana nnd of Man Juan has
made nocowmry n Inrgo Inerenso In t"ho
revenue cutter service of the United
Capt. Charles It. Hepburn, United
States volunteer signal corps, will pro
ceed from Ounntannmo to Puerto Prin
cipe, Culm, and roport to the command
ing general, and an signal officer of
The rebels captured during the ro-
cent fighting between the ttngllnh and !
Chinese Ih the llrltlah Kow Leon ex-1
tension illatrlel hnv liaan uiilanul In I
six months' Imprisonment at hard la
bor. According to advices from Hankow,
capital ot the Province of lino Pe.
China, the ltusalnrw eontemplato tak
ing definite actio, with reference to
property now owned hy llrltlsh sub
jecta In the Kiiaslnu .Inrdlno rnucea
alou. The Russian Consul refuses to
recognise tho titles ot I ho claimants.
The United tStttes transport Thomas,
Capt. Olbboim, arrived at New York
from (luantnnnmo and Herat-oa with
Jlflv-tlve cabin passengers nnd 650 men
of the 5th United Btatoa volunteers.
Tho rnbln immoiiKora are the oitloers
ot tho regiment, tholr families nnd n
That there In troulilo browing In
South Afrlen, thoro Is no question, nnd
that the llrltlsh government Is prepar
ing for it Is evidenced by the fast that
u draught of trout left for tho Cape
mil cioro nro to leave at nnco to ro
enforco tho cavalry In Nntul.
Tho Ill-feeling between Prance and
ltu:ala la Increasing, and alorlea are
current of nil wirtn of differences that
nave ihkcii pince in Aiiyssiniu netween
the Prench and ItUMlnn nulliorltlos
tlmro. which have crested an un pleas
ant Impression nt Purls.
Capt. Walter K. Wright, soventh In
fnntry, Is detailed as n member of the
examining board nppolntod to meet nt
Jefferson Ilnrntcks, Mo., vloo Cnpt. Wil
liam Lnssltcr, sixteenth Infantry, who
Adnm Wngeck of Poncn City, Ok.,
looming that his son George had mn
wounded before Calumplt, se" a
rulik'Kiniii to Manila Inquiring nbuul ,1.
The answor was his son was severely
wounded, but not dangerously. Tho
cost ot the cablegram and nuswor was
The cnmpnlgn In tho Soudan scorns
to bo progressing right along and rap
idly. The Kansas Stale fair mnnngemunt
nt Wichita has offered den. Punstun
and his swimming etimrndca It 000 lo
ropeat tholr brilliant "rlvor-swlm-
mliig net" there In October. The Little
Arkansas Itlver will be fortlflMl and
the general nnd his men nre asked
to swim neroM, attnek and take the
In view of Agnlnaldo's refusal to ne
gotiate with Spain for the release of
Hpsnlsb prisoners, the government ot
Spain has asked the French govern
ment to arange for fresh negotiations
nt Washington, through the French
ambassador there for their release.
It has been derided that, In view of
Minister Meary's accomplishments In
Nicaragua, there Is no lunger any nee
eeslty for the presence ot the enilser
Detroit at llluertelds. The vessel will
therefore return to the United Slates
from Colon by way of dreytown.
It Is reported that Morton Wilcox, an
Olatho (Kan.) boy, who oullstod April,
1308, In the twentieth Kansas, was
killed. He was born and reared there.
His parents nre dead, his only surviv
ing relative bolug a sister, Mrs. Han
nun He was .3.
Cider Is said to be fflliil to tho ty
phoid fever bacillus.
The Minneapolis curfew law applies
to all children under 18,
More than 4.090,000 women work for
their living In (I rent lltitaln.
Canada's mineral production has In
creased 170 per cent In lite Inst thir
In the federal draft at 1809, 18I.1H
men failed to report ami 71,007 tar
It Is predicted that the census of
1900 will show n total ot accumulated
wealth of $110,000,000,000.
Blnco 17S7 the exitorls of the United
Slates have amounted to tsl,!.M,
166, nnd the Imports to $1 1, M0. 1 11. SOT.
tatters pas between larls mid Rer
un, a dlstaneo of 710 miles. In thirty
five minutes. Pneumatic tubes nre
In ICurope 4,M0 species of plants arc
twod for commercial purposes. Of
these. 4t0 are nsoK for perfumes nnd
The dlstaneo from San Francisco to
Mnnlla, by way of Honolulu. Is fi.sio
mile. Prom Puget sound It Is .82r. '
Visiting cards of Iron arc popular in
Germany. The name Is printed In '
silver. The thlekness ot the cards I '
one-hundredth ot an Inch.
The largest state debts are ns fol
low: Virginia. iai.7t7.ltJ; Mnsn 1
chusetts. $U.tM47S; New York,
tMIO.sao; Indiana, fR.200.01K; Georgia.
18,081,600; Mlasoitrl. JS.of.VMfl; Penn
sylvania. $16,SO0. town has none.
The annual loss by Arc in the United
States a about $l.SOO,7i0O,00O on In
sured property. The lo of life Is not
far from 3.000. Slxty-ri.e dwelling
are burnrd irery day. fourteen 1 iteU
are humid irery week, nnd forty
wprelioiiM- are consumed every
month. Ninety per cent of tires are
illscowred coon after the sturt.
A wet! known aeronaut ha noted
the fiict i hut the rolce of a wutnan Ih
audible lii n balloon at the height of
about 'wo miles, while that of a mini
Is never hcinl at a greater heliilit than i
More whnrve nre recominciidcd l
the Amerlrnn nillliary mi,,;..iltlc a'
Harann. 'I he chief enalnci r of Hi
vann hiulior siiggeitM lx ivw pi i -near
the aener.il wharf nnd the i.u
provcni' nt nf the haiiu l. The pru
ent do ho nre oven rowileil nnd mu U
llffhtrt In; I necerfsry. t
It h.1 been ill-.'ovci i il (h:it the ' i .
of wh!. h ;vr common ted hrlckti arc '
made .onlalns gold, alxuit 25 ccnu '
worth to every ton of brtrl. An lu
rciiIoim per -on has ralculated that
there are at leaat S.oon.ooo ton or
bricks In London, there must be at
least $I.2M,000 worth of the predion
metal locked up In the walls of that
The Medical New recently gave
some Interesting particular of the
earliest fee for medical treatment of
which there I record. Herodotus
tnte that p'rtun gate the slave He
nioordis two pair of gold fetters. The
t.Hital fees In Uiftio at that time were
wry small, about 16 cenla In our
money being the equivalent for tuedl
ral treatment, and for the kind ot
treatment they reielred this was un
doubtedly smple pay. Yet there were
notable except Ions, as one King An
I tebtii paid $tro.UOO for medical treat
ment, and later, when the Idnperor
Clnudlan paid hla phyelrlnn 110,000
ier annum. This was twice the In
mme of the eminent plTyslclans of
"OMEN nro assailed nt cvory turn by trotiblta peculiar
to tholr sex. Bvory mystarloiia nclto or jmln la o.
J symptom. Those distressing sensations will kocp
on oomlng unless properly treated.
1 Tho history of neglect is written in the worn faces nnd
wasted figure of nine
tenths of our women,
every one of whom may
rceolvo the involuablo ad
vice of Mrs. rinkhnm,
without charge, by writing
to her nt Lynn, Mass.
, MlM Ll'LA I.VAN9, Of
Parkorsburg, Iowa, writes of her recovery ns follows: ,vjr'
' "Dear Mrs. Pinkiiam I had been n constant xttflcrcr
for nearly three years. Had inflammation of the womb,
lcucorrhcca, heart trouble, bcnring-down pains, backache,
headache, ached nil over, and
at times could hardly stand on
tny fcot. My heart trouble waa
bad that some nlyhta
! was compelled to alt
up in bed or got tip
find walk the floor,
for it secmod nn
though I should
b in o t h c r. Mora
than once I havo
boon obliged to
have the doetor
visit mo in tlio
middle of tlio
night. I was alio
very nervous and
fretful. I was ut
Ono day I thitnaht I
would writo ami seo
you could do nny-
ngforino. I followed
ndvico and now I faol
new womnn. All
dreadful troubles I havo no
more, nnd I have found Lydia
E. PlnkhamVi Vegetable Compound and Sanative Wash a stir
cure for leucorrluua. I am vury thankful for your good advioo
nnd tnrdirlnr "
ss v those
m DR. H0FFETT S
i Etin NU
TFPtuiwa nnwnFR? HMh
Itilol NIIIW I VllVbllW
llfulalfe (be BftWtlf,
TEETIIIHA KH!tT the
&iwcl TrouMc ot
Children of Any hit.
THE FtlMININE OQSBItVBR.
Ninety-nine kindnesses, ono neglect,
and the greater number la forgotten In
Misfortune Is so much the regular
thing In some lives thnt goad fortune
I regarded with suspicion.
Attention without Intention Is what
makes so msny girls think they are
going to be engaged when they are
Fillets we have solved the problem
of not eatlHg, we disco vor that life
ftet nil Is merely a hand-to-mouth
mrt of existence.
A person shows rare literal warns'
who honestly admits that he or h
mores, fur of rourse It la only a mat
ter ot hearsay after all.
One cannot tell whether It Is n case
t kindness or roalli lou luteal when
owe one presents a yonag house
keeper with a chafing dish.
If physlclana showed as much sym
pathy In erery case as the patients
feel they should they would be worn
out emotionally In a few short months.
A woman Is pretty ante of the af
fection of a man -or ot a pretty good
Imitation of It If ana doesn't liei
tate lo tell him at least a doeen time
a day bow groat he hu
"A HAND SAW IS A GOOD THINO, BUT NOT TO
IS THE PROPER THING. FOR HOUSE-CLEANINQ.
yu.tJjt I.I.I.UJj.l,l.l,I.I.I.U tdJLlJ-l
Hartford and Vedette
An PJeperlciiee of ? yearn ill
the applluatlon of the beat
iiicDhmU of cyt-le building,
nnd our uowtiinled iiMntifae
turiiig fiu'llltle. (iinldciifc to
oiler the poroliHMT the mot
ililnilile eoiiildiiiitlonii of
IJHSK1X, QUALITY and PltlCIJ.
OhnlnloBH, - $70
Columbia Ohnln, HO
Hartfords, ..... 3B
Vadottos, .... S20, 20
Cllofl(if inkiii. feMer. tie.,
Irtc itl uir ('"loHibl Sealer ut If
wJl fur real tlanp.
POPE MFC. CO.
Iiti'h in Tn in ni ii n i 1 1 S
The volume of
travel through the
shows Rti enormous
The first teggon
for this is the StfOHg
of the BURLINGTON
ROUTE fm Kansas
City to Denver, Chi
cago, St. Louis,
St. Paul, Montana,
If. Mil. SO.
I'm III fJ tut unnatural
dlHlt.tut, UB.ua,. lk.Lt.
ItilltlluK. ur MfctfalMBe
i.f IMUruu. Ib.UlLflb.l.
,.u n.i.il.1, l ii. aua .Mrlii.
NiM T Wro,I.C,
"S'otliliitf liut wheat) what you miclil
Sail a era o( whiut." I wlutt yn uicl
y a loturrr apmiiliis; of Weetem l'n
aua. 1'it urtirulure a t" routin. mil
way fan, ii. , ily lu Hui rlnirri.l. nt
of lniMilKrnlioii. trarlinent lini rl'ir in
law. anaila or to h1 K llanett, pi.ua
tmtt O.M..Wa l
IZSI M ii twuiut.
r m.I lu 4lii "Ittti
Irmltr ihi u muii
THE MAROONI SYSTEM.
Cowltss milk sxlsttd before th. ad
vent of ths horsslMHi earriaa.
lloodlslsfs tlty council eame Into
mo in riilrsgo shortly after April I.
'flie boy who remote hi footgear
to waif for water HUes is on a boot
Aik your mr.linti
PaM.OTralU Miirw ,
aaa Urawern. T ii i
warkmaMblp la war
ranted. f lilt? Kip
ur irrillTWlMie 1
ferilrr T"ur IwtUr 14
authui Ix1! to S1 rt
ri tirsui' 11 '
ult raii.r ink is,
CARUR'S INK CO., BOSTON,
Ila1.il Sow I'allllt l.uB.i rum
U. WtiUi Uf
! lir K I'l aiir U"itwo.Tvz
Vbta Aoswerisg Advcrllaemcsti Hlsdly
McotMn This fs;te
ua uia wHikriii riii (ins. m
ami UIIIHKI'.Y llahlM cared
lionie Mil nun 1 iMia. iiuok
H. WooUJlT. . I' . iUftU.G.
Ileal Vou1i Bjrua 'fameabuul. Ufa
latliriv ,1 ir druHi.t.
1 WAKIHi I'm ur 1144 awiili lUt II I P-A KB
wm not Wneai mk4 1 imu Ui HIjmm t'WaaleU
Lu . N i.(r IV MHteltt aod IAD itiUBeUil.
W. N. U. DALLAS. - NO. 20- ISOO
Utta Aaswerlng Idvcrtlsesxats Utit
Mcotloa Tbls Pacer.
IF IT FAILS
Go to your mar
chant and (fct
We will refund to him. Price, 60 cents. Sold by All Druggists.
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