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anything by corn;
Breach of Promlso.
"Thero ftro bo many 'schooh of cot
the girl wl
In the bn
"I lenrned a lesson," sighed th
young man, raking up some bitter
lrogs from the cup of memory.
"Indeed! What form of correspond
.-iHeUaJW!U experiment with?"
ftnnov Ifca&tpones As3uan Dam Scheme,
m MVttRhu,EK,)t,nn 8vt'nuneut has duel
Sod ou postponing and this may mean
lun aWfrnronlug the scheme foi mlslnj
irii'th'e Assuan dam, and thereby lncren
. the supply of water for the Irrl
4 nation of the country In the summe
mid has taken this decision tuainb
.(iii because two matbuinathMnu. In l.otv
v. , , have developed a u theory re
,M gardlng th stresses ot. umisonrj
American Stays n England.
James Boyle, recently United State
Minsul at Liverpool :r.s taken up hU
permanent resldenct In England. He
Is general manager of an American
torn puny .hlch Is dotsg au Immense
: vsiness Jt Liverpool In coaling ahlp
One of the o.ul awards offered by
-he French A 'ademy of SMencv la
that of ?20.0i.U. establlsl cd by l'letre
luui.uin fot- the dlscoeres of a
ar.i t communication with Mot'sr
The First umorellas.
'An umbrella Is a "little shade.' Col
grave In 1611 detined an "umbrella
as "a (fashlou of) round and brouc
tenue, wherewith the Indians (and
from them our great oi.es) preserve
themselves from the heat of a scorch
Ing sunue." To Uen Johnson and
Beaumont and Fletcher, likewise. tlK
'umbrella" was a sunshade. Accord
mg to Florlo (159S) an umbrella was
a little round thing that women bare
in their hands to shadow them; alsr
i broadbrlmd hat to keep off heat .v d
riyne; also, a kind of rouud thlug like
i round skreene that gentlemen use Ir
italy in time of sommer."
Hospitality In Children.
Hospitality should be encouraged h
ihlldren as far as It Is within th
aieans of the parents to do so. Let
them have their lltUe teas and annl
rersary parties. It will help them tc
Ievelop this trait and will give them
opportunity to put in practice
ttuenltles of social life which the;
ire expected to observe In later 111
ays the Brooklyn Times. There (.
tothlng more excellent to behold than
i child with easy, gracioua manners.
Iree from shyness and vihout bold
From Any Point if View
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TOO FAR FROM THE BOWErtY.
New Yorker Would No! Build Horn
In Canadian Woods.
Ho was such a typical New Yorko
that ho seemed strangely out of plao
in tho queer littlo lumbor village wii:
up in the Canadian woods whore lib
duties as a lumber inspector called
him. And his talk, which was ever o
'the ponies" and tho race track
seemed oven more Incongruous in n
olace where the white men talked o!
"shorts" and "outs," "two by twelves'
nnd "silos" and all the rest of tlu
Jargon of a lumber mill. One day tlu
superintendent r the plant, who ha
taken a great fancy to the young Ne
Yorker, and who apparently loved t
listen to the Inspector's stories of ho
ho "won three hundred on Rosebc
and other profitable operations aga'.ns
tho ring, told him ho ought to lnve
some of his winnings In a piece p'
land near the mill, build a cottage an
bring his family up there for the sun
mer. The New Yorker looked at hit
In silence for & minute. Then he eject
ed a long stream of tobacco Juice and
ejaculated slowly, "What, build n
house here! Say, when I build a cot
tage it'll be at Coney, and it won't b
far from the track. That's as stralgb.'
a tip as you'll ever get."
C. T. Adair
GOLDFISH HAD CHARMED LIFE
Rescued from Sportive Cat, It Hac
Suffered No Harm.
An Englishman writes to a Londoi
newspaper: "I haT had for two yean
a goldfish which had survived the oc
casional accidents of defective wate
supply and the too Intimate compau
lonshlp of playful kittens. Yesterdaj
I missed her from her accustomec
place In the crystal bowl, and, panic
stricken, searched the neighborhood li
vain. Even the garden, unlikely spot
was desperately explored. Returning
I saw to my horror, In a corner of tht
house remote from the goldflsh room
the usually well-behaved cat toying
ith the escaped flsh. Rescue was thf
work of a moment. To my astonish
ment, on dropping the fish back Intc
the bowl, sh flapped her tins
breathed heavily and swam about w ith
her usual sangfroid."
I The Tucumcari Pharmacy
JD1I1J8. 0s. Kelly & Co.
Dr. Tom.inson is an Experienced Pharmacist. This is in fact
the peoples Drug Store. Take your Prescriptions to this Drug
Store. We make Prescription work a Specialty.
Aviso. Esta es la casa donde Comprar las Mediclnag.
I Your Trade Solicited.
Would Protect Poor achelor.
An English clergyman has taken
up the cudgel on behalf of the un
wary bachelors of his parish who
mcy be caught In the net of thos
who may prove thriftless wives. Ht
strongly advises them to Insist upo..
Inspecting the credentials of the fail
maids who covet their favor before
committing themselves by propos.:.
They are to Insist upon the produt
Ion of certificates guaranteeing tht
young woman to be proficient In nee
dlework, breadmaklng and potaxc
boiling. Sock darning and dish wash
ing are evidently optional subjects
On meriting approval the damsel is
entitled in return to ask for certifi
cates indicating competency on the
part of the impetuous lover to grow
flowers and vegetables.
Tramp Had Humor.
At the sidewalk of one of the feri)
houses In New York stood a police ve
hide, backed against the curb await
ing its load. Walking leisurely In the
center of the pushing, racing mob
from a landing ferry boat was a tramp,
all rags but placid of manner. At hia
side walked a bluecoat, who led hijj
to the waiting patrol wagon. As ire
tramp was about to enter he bethought
himself and standing on the waqon
steps he leaned far out to one side
and to tie driver he called In the
drawling voice of a bored boulevar
dlor: "Home, James!"
H. Fuqua, Pres. W. A. Jackson, SecTreas. J. Z. Reed, Vice Prea.
I Four Lots in Ml Addition- $lo Payments
I No Interest -No lues
Whitmore & Co.
W. N. WHITMOPE. PROP.
The Place to iiuy your
Staple i Fancy Groceries,
KANSAS CITY HEATS-FISH, ETC.
We take your orders and
make prompt delivery. . . .
OUR PRICES ARE ALWAYS RIGHT.
Hope li the Best Medicine.
We know physicians rho give verj
Uttle medicine, and yet they are sin
gularly sucessful because they have
sunny souls. They always radiate
brightness and good cheer. rbej
know that it ! hope, more than drugs,
the patient needs, that It Is encourage
meut and not disheartening df-o..u
M. H. KOCH
Furniture and Undertaking
Large and well assorted stock in botk lines, Pricei W.
sonable. Store across from Post office, Tucumcari.