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P',fc J- I, hi. ib ' IK i in; ' ii MABOli fwi 11IL Arc the Months PURIFY YOUR E The Best Blood HOOD'S SARSAPAR8LLA Which Purifies, Vitalizes and Enriches the Blood. At this season everyone should Ufce n pool iprfag aodldse. Your blood must bo purified or yon will bo neglecting year health. There U a cry from Nature for help, and unless there Is prompt nnd satis factory response you will bo liable to Syri ans Illness. This demand can only bo net by the puri fying', enriching and Blood-Vitalizing elements to bo found In Hood's Sorsapirllla. "My mother-in-law, Mrs. Elizabeth Wolfe, at tho ago of 73 years, was attacked with a violent form of salt rheum j it spread all over her body, and her hands nnd llnbs wore dro&dfal to look at. At tho jime time, ray llttlo daughter Clara, who was just ono year old, was attacked by n similar disease, llko scrofula. It arpcared in ( 5( and only QUAINT Each vine nc PROVERDS. xls its stick. Lorn bardy. Oxn cap is worth one hundred hoods. Italian. Love nnd musk noon betray them nel vcs.l'crsiau. A oirtL that spins thtnk3 of her wed ding dress. Russian. I'EorLK in iovo bclicvo everybody else can't sec. Spanish. rrortx In lovo have bells dangling from their eyca. Danish. "Hut, sister, is he blind!" "So much tho botterP Venetian. Mas Is never too old to lovo or com mit nonsense. Finnish. Love U discovered t.alcr than n hole in the stocking. Venetian. A MAX In love doesn't need eyeglasses for ho Is blind. Turlclsh. The favor of a woman makes a knight of a cow-herd. Gasgojraoso. GBTTI.to married makes golden platoa of earthen dishes. HaMjue. Max Is like fire, nnd woman like Rtraw; tho devil blows in between. Tuscan. "SnoiriD I take him? Adviao me well, but don't dissuade me from tak ing him." Dutch. A DISK OF SCIENCE. Ti:i.kscoit.8 are now so perfect that 0,000.000 stars are visible. A nALIX)ox recently sent up hi Paris, coulnncd with self-registering ther- toometers and barometers, reached nn altitude of ton miles, and tho thermom eter recorded 110 degrees bolow zero. The temperature of tho sun has been reinvestigated by Lo Chatoller in Franco and by Gray and Wilson In Eng land, nnd la found to be l veen 12,008 degrees nnd 14,000 decrees. Fahrenheit. That lizards will catch nnd cat but terflies Is stated by Jane Frazer in nn article in a London entomological jour nal. In the Samoan Islands sho caw n "skipper" butterfly when lighted caught and instantly swallowed by n beautiful golden-green lizard with n bright bltu tall. CITIZENS OK MANY LANDS. Mon, un IlniEV, bUhop of Moaux, thi bcc once held by Kossuct, has gone Into bankruptcy. He had indorsed tho pnpoi of too man of his flock. Ilr.r.it Knurr and Uaron Rothschild are the only two mon in Prussia hav ing an Income exceeding fl.000.ooo. They aro credited with about 52,000,00c each. The duke of Norfolk has paid up ward of 800,000 for a now stalrcaso ut Arundel castle, constructed of the finest marbles, nnd which has taken eight months to erect. KNOWLEDGE Brings comfort ami Improvement nnd ends to personal enjoyment when rightly used. Tho many, who Hvo bet ter than others and enjoy life more, with less expenditure, by mors promptly adapting tho world's best products to tho needs of physical being, will attest tho valuo to health of tho juiro liquid hxatlvo principles embraced in tho remedy, Syrup cf Figs. IU cxcellenco Is duo to Its prccntlng In tho form most acceptahlo and pleas ant to tho taste, tho refreshing nnd truly beneficial projierties of n erfcct lax ative; cftecttially cleansing the system, dispelling colds, beadaclics nnd fever and permanently curing constipation. It has given satisfaction to millions and met with tho approval of tho medkal profession, because it acts on the Kid neys, Liver anil Bowels without weak ening them and it is perfectly free from every objectionable substance. Syrup of Figs Is for sale by all drug gists In 60c and $1 bottles, but it is man ufactured by tho California Fig Syrup Co. ouly, whose name is printed on every rmckage, also the name, Syrup of Figs, and being well Informed, you will not accept any substitute if offered. peoi C-fca&ca.Hinr. -".; trtlctllbr !- FOut UuciiiikluL UttUx N HwuiiCrJ. 6o4lUitMf.l V O.-W. 3T rvTJD2niv. m. zd.. 2M McVlckcr! Tbcutcr, Clitcaffo, 11L US If irnila iaiiri1rTii $ X f 1 " W mi rub it on bard keep rubbing it on it bas got W H to stop the pain tbat's wbat it1 s for. j MAY in Which to Purifier is Largo Sores under oath side of her nek; bad the attend j anceof the family 'ihysiriaa and ether dec- tors for a long time, but scorned to grow worse. I read of many pooplo cured of scrofula by Hood's Barsaparilla. As soon as we g&Te Hood's tftrsaparllla ta Clara, she began to get better, cad bofero tho first bottle was gone, tlio sores entirely healed up and there has never been any sign of tho disease since. She is a Healthy Robust Child. Her grandmother took Hood's Serteparilla at tho same tine, end the salt rheum de creased in its violence and a perfect cure was soon effected. It took about three months for her cure, and she ascribes her good health and strength at her advanced ago to Hood's Sarsaparilln. It has certainly Mrs. i been n uoasemi to my iaimij. Sornu Wotrt, Zaleekl, Ohio. Ofr GREAT MEMORIES. Cathejuxe the (i:eat never forgot n face or a name. 1'i.ato had a memory that was the marvel of his contemporaries. I'icot, of Mirnndola, npoke well twenty-two different languages. "Hl.tsn Tom," the Idiot pianist, rc nembcred nearly four thousand compe titions. Wr.DSTEn is said to have been nblo to epeat tho most, if not all, of "Paradise LohU" Soceates was said to remember tho faces nnd names of all who attended his llscourses. AltlSTon.E was said to have rcmem ocred "the names of all animals, fish ind InsectA." SoLOiiox, according ton Hebrew tnv Jition, could repeat all tho Proverbs in his collection. Silt IflA.sc Kewtox could remember the HnX. x powers of every number under one hundred. Heetiiovex could remember nny selec tion of music he hud ever heard and re jroduee mot of it. Jn.VAD.sii Ai.maxoh, the famous lln .mist, could converse in twenty-seven different languages. NlEiH'lilt. the historian, rend with iase twenty dlCereut languages and jould converse in ten or twelve. Xnxorno.v knew the names of all tho oldler who.wcre with him during the Itxtrast. of the Ten Thousand. MULTUM IN PARVO. KEFlxr.sir.XT creates beauty evcrys where. Ilimitt- A m-si'icious parent makes an nrt fill child. liallburton. It Is not he that searches for praise that finds lU Rlvarol. TliK best lightning rod for your pro tection Is your own spine. Emerson. Tin: original of nil mon is tho Kimc, and virtue Is the only nobility. Seneca. To tei.i. n person of tho evil nnd to sav nothing of tho good is cruel. Ed wards. He who is the master of all opinions can never bo tho bigot of any. W. It. Alger. A JllXD conscious of Integrity scorns to say more than it means to perforin. Hums. PlUVATE opinion is weak, but publlo opinion l.s utmost omnipotent. li. W. Ileechor. I'.r.soi.vr. to edge in a llttlo reading every day. If It U but a single sentence. -II. Mann. IIi:i.li:vi: me. every heart has Its se cret sorrows, which tho world knows not. Longfellow. Ix that sweet mood when pleasant thoughts bring sad thoughts to tho mind. Wordsworth. MARINE MATTERS. The polar currents 'contain less salt than those from tin. equator. The first map of tho gulf strvara was made by Itcntamin IVanklln, who tried to point out the utility of ocoau cur rents in navigation. The Yellow sea of China Is so called from tho presence of yollow mud washed down by the great rivers that empty Into Its waters. Dead bodies, when taken as cargo on n ship, uro always described as cither .-.tatuary or natural history specimens, owing chiefly to tho superstition of sailors. Whex a gunpowder lighter comes nlongsldo a ship nil Arcs are put out. Matches are carefully stowed away, tho cook suspends operations, ptps aro extinguished, and the heavy chenta tro carried on Kxird by hand. A smr canal from llonleaux to Knr bonne, connecting the Atlantic and tho Mediterranean, is ono of tho coming publlo enterprises. Tho distance is S20 miles. Hosts will bo towed by flxed engines. Tho cost of tho caual Is es timated at tl50.000.000. Ix England the rows of curls on the wigs of footmon are Indications of the rank of those whom the footmen serve, Tho queen's lackeys wear eight rows, the prince of Wales seven nnd tho lord mayor's six. Ax asylum for Incurables of all rrwds Is Icing erected by the sultan of Turkey not far from his palace. It will con tain a synagogue, a mosquo and a church. The Sahara Is crossed by mountains tufllclently high to be at times snow, covered, while In other parts it is much Lolow the sea level. "No m ix." sav a loauacious wlfo. "ever I complains that a woman talks too much ( when she's a, girl and he's engaged to her." "Teeth Inserted without gas," ns tho fel low who owned a savago dot; inscribed on a board ouuklo his garden gate. -Tit-Hits. mmmi inho C lisnhc f)l ruh it I DISSATISFACTION. The House Don't Like the Senate Sugar Bounty Provisions. HORSES FOU GREAT BRITAIN the Market Inerr-sslnz for American Aril- rosls Tt New JnJIrtirj sjitrm fur the Indian Territory UieentlT Department Orsanliatlou. WAsnixcT), March . Muah dissat isfaction Is expressed by members of the appropriations committee of the house orer the amendments which bare been added to the sundry olvll bill by the senate. Particular dissatls faction is manifested against the sugar bounty provislonv The house has al ready voted on the question in different svays, and always signiSed Its opposi tion to the bounty. That it will do so again is not doubted by the democrats, nnd there may be a serious difference between the two houses over the ques tion. Another matter that troubles members of the house Is the number of public buildings for which appropria tions have been added to the sundry -Ivil bill. The democrats of the com mittee will make a light against these uldltions. and the members whose Items originally received the commit tee s sanction are fearful that the buildings for their own districts may bo endangered by the additions, and that complications will be brought i bo tit which will threaten the success sf all the building provisions. HOUSES FOIl OltEVT IWITAIX. Wasiii.votox, March 2. Secretary Morton has received reports In regard to the demand for American horses in the United Kingdom. These reports jhow thnt from 13,000 to 25,000 horses are imported annually into that coun try, most of which have in the past come from the continent of Europe. During tho last three years, however, tome of the demand has been met by United States and Canadian supplies. In 1302-'93 American geldings were ihlpped to Great Ilritain to the num ber of 1,000 each year, the number in creasing to 3,533 in lS'JI. valued at 532,000 and averaging S130 per head. Two years ago our shipment of mares lid not exceed 100, but last year they mounted to 1,200, valued at 233,000. Canada last year sent more than 5,000 lorscs to Great Uritain. THE INDIAN' TEUltlTOIlV Jl'DICIAHT. Washin'otox, March 2. Upon the notion of Senator Vilas yesterday iftcmoon the senate concurred with jut argument in the conference report .stnbllshlng n new judiciary system for the Indian territory. The confer ince report was read and the principal .hanires In the bill explained by Sen ltor Vilas, who had been ono of the ionfereos on the part of tho senate. The passage of this measure is of course of the greatest importance to the Indian territory, and there Is little doubt it will receive executive ap proval. CXKCLTIVE DEPAItTMEN'T ouoaxizatiox. Wariiixotox, March 2. Tho joint commission of congress to inquire into the status of laws organizing the ex ecutive departments yesterday made a report recommending that the geolog ical survey, the land work nnd the geo detic survey nnd the surveying under contracts with the general ollice be or ganized under ono head, .and the hydro-,raphtc work of the geodetic sur vey and the hydrographies work of tho navy department under another. The ollice of surveyor-general In tho various public land states Is abolished. thi: I'opui.ist i'aiitv. L'onnlitrr.iMn I'msreM 31mln Toward rutriilr.i: Up Internal UltTrreiico. Wasiiixotox, March 2. At a recent meeting of the Populist Press associa tion, held in Kansas Cltv. a committee. onsisting of three editors, was ap jointcd to come to Washington nnd varn the national committee to come oaek Into tho editors' fold. The split is m the subject of socialism. The com mittee arrrived here and held a confer nce, at which all tho populist mem ours of the house of representatives ivere present, with tho exception of Mr. Hell, who was absent on nccount jf Illness. The meeting was secret, but it is learned that considerable progress was mado toward patching up the differences. Mr. Taubeneck, spoakln? of the mat ter, said- "All the trouble between tho populist party nnd tho Reform Press association is that the latter is in ndvocate of tl.o most radical social istic Ideas, government ownersh.p of innd. general paternalism and that sort it thing. Tho populist party don't rlvo n continental for socialism, don't .vant it nnd thnt Is where the trouble omes In. Tho party has already de jlared for tho ireo coinage of stiver at i ratio of 16 to 1 and for greenbacks in ieu of irovcrnment bonJv It takes that staud on tho whole of tho money liiestion, and so f.ir as there being Innger of Its being absorbed by tho democratic party on account of its free illver plank, that Is all nonsense." Two I'ooUmrtly Womm Klllrd. Hir.MixoiiAM, Ala , March 3. Xcaj Pratt City last night a danco was given. About 2 o'clock this morning d nartv of voung women und men wcro walking along tho railroad track to ward the city when n coal train wa heard coming. Two voun-.' women, Lizzie Henford and Rena Jones, re mained on the track to see how long they could stay there, notwithstanding their friends protested. They did not reckon tho speed at which tho train wns running, nnd tho engine struck them and ground them to pieces lu front of their escorts eyes. The Oklahomt legislature passed a law permitting prize tights to be pulled off iu the territory and making tho otlice of probate judge eligible to none but good lawyers. Rear Adm. James A. Ureen was re tired Thursday oa account of nsre. and Rear Adm. George Ilrown, command ant at the Norfolk navy yard, becamj tho soulor otlher of the uav v. Clippings. A story Is told to the effect that ex Senator Ingalls and cx-ChamplonSulll van recently met on n train near Kan sas City. "John," said the ex-senator, "why did you retire from the Ting?" "For tho same reason," replied John, cordially, "that you gave up the Kan sas senatorship. One knockout ii enough for me." Queen Victoria has worn diplomatic mourning over thogravesof four czars, three kaisers, two kings of Italy and u mob of other kings, potentates and rulers who were not big enough to particularize. l-u.sijRESS. ronorntnl rroeI!ne of the Senate and: lloo. Tnz senate devoted la entire Jt on t'je M d4itutJBz th- Ii1'a apprprlat'- Hit is4 at i:t sdjoomeJ. Dfere aJJ.rjmeat Mr. Pctt'grew aanc iztt-l that aa afrtenieat nad tsvea resehed b; which the paMn MJd vwikl be taken rp oo atardir aitd kept be fore tii ieml (iKiadis-z Svsdaj) nstlt Mi poied et . . .Tke hme bad voder easMeratlo the eera! dflrleT Mil isost of tae &j. Tke basse bill vat passed ameadins tbJ articles e regalatloa of tke navy. A Mil wit pasted to aaieod aa act rraatiait a rtest of my tbrxm;a the ladlaa fmtyrj to the Kuui & Calf rati i o-i 1 At th' eTealn; wil private psasloa Wilt vtn eonsldered. The seaate bad a bmj setstos oa the tli aad sertral senator had tpttt over tlweCartto hrlai ap the p:In; MU whks Is re;arded at a matter or great inportaaee, bat nt flnallj amla alde-traeked l.th It U thought disposes of It thlt eloB. Several ontrj warned tha friends of the mettare thit It was vsIest to take It ap at It woul 1 be "talked to death." Mr. White (Cat.) being readr to fire a Ure-diTJ tpeeh aalatt v Tlw Indian apprepriatles bill wat patted aad sesie presrrett made oa the suadrr etril bllL The latter Mil conulnt the provision for rellerini the treatarr br the ls me of exehenoer eertlneatet ap to lluO.on.Wl After ealoslet of the late Representative Shaw, of Wlseoasln, the -eaiie adfosrsed The pre- reedlnst of the hone were unimportant, the flgbt on the proposition to par eraplsjest raoath's salary extra was the leading feature. It carried by a vote of M to SI in committee of the whole. The deflelenar Mil was read and In the afternoon eoloeies ere delivered upon the late Senator Vance aad the heute ad Joursed. The senate pot la the w bote session on the Mth considering the sundry etril aparoariatlon bllL The Item of JIVJ.OH tor parehaslas the historic propertr of the late Jaraet O Ilktlne in order to prevent its tnc for other purposet occasioned a sharp debate, but wat Orally agreed to. Among other amendments agreed to wat one approprlatlLg JS.ox) to the widow or other heirs of the killed In the Ford's theater disaster. The committee amendments to the bill were approved until the coacradtsg feat ures were reached. First, concerning the gov ernment iirlntlng efflee. and second, concern ing the Important financial plan for an Issue ol flWMXW.orxi of certificate! of Indebtedness. These were reserved. At 10:iS p, m. the senate adjourned. ..When the house met there was r great pressure for the consideration of leea' bills. The senate amendments to the indtaa appropriation bill were non-concurred In and the bill was sent to conference. The hoose took up the deficiency bill in committee of the whole, which wat dna'.ly reported. The amend ment to pay Great Uritaln riV on the Ilchrlng sea award wat lost by 112 yeas to IU nays, but the proposition to pay employes of the home a month's salary extra was carried by 113 to Its and the bill passed. The house soon adjourned. The senate was busy on the Mth worklnr on the sundry etril appropriation bllL The Im portant feature of the day was a sharp contest on the sugar bounty question and the friends of the bounlr succeeded in carry lug it by a good majority. The proposed bounty aggregates J4.3W.OJ1 at stitod In the amendments adopted, and may reach 13.0'O.OJX The financial section of the bill.autborlzlng the Issuing of II01.0J0.WO exchequer certificates was not reached. Tho bill pasted granting to the state of Kansas the abandoned Fort Hayes military reservation. The proceedings of the house were of little interest. The arbitration bill was under con sideration most of the time end it pesoed. It provides for a board of conclliat.on and arbitra tion between common carriers and their em ployes. After eulogies upon the late Uepre scntatlre Post, of Illinois, the house adjourned. The senate on the S7th had a stormy financial debate which lasted four hours It was on Mr. Gorman's amendment to tho sundry civil bill nulhoriziEg the Issue of ilOO.(X.00) exchequer certificates to relievo the troaary. It was feared the financial debate would Jeopardize the appropriation bills and there was much in terest taken In the discussion. The question wat summarily disposed of. however, by Mr. Gorman withdrawing hit amendment and the ruling out on n point of order of Mr. Mills' amendment, declaring that no more bonds should be Issued. An amendment to the bill wat agreed to which provides for a commission of United States army officers to Investigate the Nicaragua canal project, going over the route and making a report ...Tho day was uastod in tho houso so far as the purposes lor which the day was set ap-irt were concerned, namely, to consider bills reported from the committee on public buildlngt nnd grounds. Only one bill wat called up that to purchase what is known as the Mahone slto for a new public printing office. The house got tangled up and lifter a long time the bill was aban doned. Tho conference reports on tho bill to prohibit tho Importation of goods In bond through the United States into the Mexican free zone and on the pension and poit ofTlr,i appropriation bills were agreed ta , Tun senate on tho isth passed tho sundry civil appropriation bill, including thn item ap-, proprlatln over i-VW.0OJ for sugar bounties, and the provision for a commission to reprc-' sent the United States at an international, monetary conference. The latter featuro brought out the wide difference of opinion among the silver men of the senate as to the advisability of participating In an Interna tional conference. The deficiency bill was then roported The conference report on the Indian territory court bill was agreed ta A resolution allowing J. V. Ady K.OJ0, expenses for contesting the seat of John Martin, of Kan sas, and the latter tl.(O), passed. The dip lomatic bill wat passed and the senate ad journed. At tho evening session Mr. Chandler (N". II.) made a bitter i-pcech against the elec tion of Senator Martin (Kan.), to which the latter senator replied In anoquaily bitter man ner amid much confusion and excitement. Several other senators took part in the rum pus The house insisted o n its disagreement to tho item In the diplomatic bill providing for the Hawaiian cable. Fifty-four senate bills were disposed of Many bills of minor interest passed: also several District of Columbia bills. The houte having dltpottd of appropriation bills, thcro wat a general ruth to get local and private bills through before the soslon closed. Time to Quit. Josh Grayneck(the hired man) Wal, good-by, Mr. I-'lintrockl Farmer Kllntrock What? You ain't a-goln' to leave, are you, Josh? "Yes, I'm goln'. I don't mind econ omy, but y'.u aro a lectio mite too savin' for me. When the calf died last month we had to cat her to save her, and when the pig choked to death, t'other day, we had to eat him, and now your gran'pa's jest died, and wal, I'vo concluded that it's time for mo to qulL" Truth. The I'kuhI Ili-tult. Daughter I purchased these goods at Catchcm &. Cheatem's. Mother Never heard of them. Daughter Why. mother! don't you remember how nil the pretty places in the country were daubed up with their horrid signs, and how mad wo all got? I'll never forget them in the world. N. Y. Weekly; Horrors of the Deutal Chair. "Don't you find it ouch! pretty hard pulling to make a living at this business?" asked the disagreeable man. "Yes, sir," said tho dentist, applying tho forceps again. "I live principally hold still from hand to mouth." Chicago Tribune. 'o sale. Tailor-made Girl I should like to look at some neckties. New Hoy Tho necktio department U farther back. This is the toilet de partment. I can show you some raustacho Invigorators, though. Good N'esvs. The canal locks near Iloltcnau, at tho eastern end of tho waterway be tween tho North sea and ltaltlc, aro nenring completion. The foundation was laid on Juno 3, 1SS7, and as it is expected to open tho new canal to navigation in Juno next, it will have taken eight years to build this work. Its enormous valuo to Germany and her navigation can hardly be over estimated. It saves a dangerous voy age along the treacherous coasts of Denmark, and being on German ter ritory, a naval fleet of German men-of-war will be able to be at the mouth of the Elbe to-day and ut Kiel to-morrow. SOME MUSICAL APPLTITES. Liszt was as simple in his eating as le was abstruse in his music. ScnunEltT loved corned lccf and cab bage botlcr than he loved any other llsh. Hactje never took nnything for break fast but a bit of bread and a cup oi :offee. METEnnEElt said no man could work well who did not live well. Ue was a hearty eater. IIatdx ate bread and cheese and cof fee for breakfast, and the same with beer for supper. Waoxeh was an epicure. He svas fond of any sort of food provided it was highly seasoned. Weber, while young, was simple In his tastes and lived plainly. In more advanced years he bocame a great eater. Hermoz was dyspeptic, but could not control his appetite, and often ate toe much of food that did not agree with him. LITTLE ODDITIES. Ax uptown milk depot sign In Phil adelphia reads: "Aldcray -mill:, butter and eggs." A Maixe woodchopper recently cut down a tree containing a peck of buck wheat, which had been stored by mice. Ouotox, Conn., which separated it self from New London nearly two hundred years ago. wants to como back now. Fon a period of forty-three years Mary M. Seeley and Ja s Hodges, of Provincclown, Cape Coo. have been engaged to be married. The other day, while Jason was pulling n handker chief from his pocket, out fell a cork screw. Mnry has discarded Jason, of whom, she says, sho has had her sus picions for thlrty-flvo years. WE GIVE AWAY A Sample Package (4 to 7 doses) of Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets To any one sending name and address to us on a postal card. QNCIi USED THEY ARE ALWAYS IS PAYOR. Hence, our object in sending them out broadcast -- nr TRIM av. They absolutely cure SICK HEADACHE, Biliousness, Constipation, Coated Tongue, Toor Ap petite, Dyspepsia and kin- dred derangements of the Stomach, I.lver ami Bowels. Doti't accept some substitute said to be "just as good," Tie substitute costs the dealer less. It costs you ABOUT the same. HIS profit is in the "just as good." WHERE IS YOURS? Address for FREE Samplr, WorlJ'i Dispensary Medical Association, A'o. e6J Mtla St, BUFFALO, K Y. HHUHBh IMPERSONAL POINTS. A cj.r'fvt . x in Springfield, Mo., has been - horse stealing. He goes to the penitentiary cheerfully, for ho expects to acquire fame and fortune by writing a book on prison life. Evehyoxe Is familiar with the smooth phrase "misfit parlor," but It was reserved for a Hrooklyn old clo' man to find a more agreeable term than cast-off clothes. lie has substituted for it the harmless phrase "left-off gar ments." A womax In Jacksonville, Fla., while cooking, mashed hsr finger. She rushed out of the house, screaming "Murdcrl" "Fircl" An accommodating neighbor kindly turred in an alarm of fire, and in a few minutes the fire department was at tho woman's house. Londox Tkuth Is responsible for this story: A bishop of St, David's confided to an old Welsh clergyman his dlfll- culty ia mastering the Welsh double L. The parson replied: "Put the tip of your Apostolical tongue In the roof of your Episcopal mouth, my lord, and then hiss like a gander." TRY. Tapioca in any white soup. Usixo boiling water as soon as it bolls. HnoiMNO tho larger pieces of lobster. Ri ixo steel knives with a very llt tlo ou on a cloth to prevent rust. A few stalks of celery In nny small birds that aro roasted without stufling. Cuttixo piecrust in narrow strips, winding them around snuOth sticks to bako and then filling them with jam or Jelly. Cookixo dried peaches by soaking nt least three hours, cooking Blowly, add ing sugar when nearly soft, and setting away till the next day. Good House keeping. W.L.Dy&LA Us 2 tit tor akino. 3. CORDOVAN", ralNCH A.CNAMCU.C0 CAIT. 4.3.SP FlNtCCtKAH0AB31 3.B9P0LICE,i, SOLES. 3,. WORKING,,', - -extra riNC ,J. 2.9.7BQYS'SCK0Cl540l LADIES- SrND F0 CATA.LCCUE 1V-U'DOUaLA3 BK0CKTOKJ-VAS3. Over On Million People car tha W. L. Douglas $3 & $4 Shoes All cur shoes arc equally satisfactory They live the best value for the money. 1 hey ttqual custom shoes In st le and lit. Their wearing qualities are unsurpassed. The prices ore uniform, stamped on sole From Ji to Si saved over other makes. If your deiler ctnnot tutrix you we cin. I CLOVER SEED! Lmat BTnweriof OrutaaoJ Clover Need In America. So i acre, our OrM UUturc Ux ii UlfeUme M-tows town In April will ff1t a routine J leroplajalj Price tlirtcheapw Mammoth farm teea V ru.Itfnia4MUi.lo' Ci Mliture. free for "Jr. tlftt. 4Uil A P- Wtt Mlf1IH .e mm --m-m-m'm-r Hi &K .r?'? MM ; M&C- T . . II4-K WW M-TWr --s - avjK I I$K 5n5jw25S Snalfflll 4ff!lS?r " We think Piso's CURE i U1VII V l-Blg, una nniii n LinmiuLJincji m w lain i laiBiii .CURES WHERE ALL ELSE iajiwuuuu. use 111 uniu. fiw;W..r.wH;.ww,w;w,i.rVW.w;w Arrni the CoxcnitT. Ho "I envy that man who saui tho tonorsolo." Sho "Whv. I thought ho had a very poor voice." He -'So did I. But just thin But just think of his nerve." Life. McSwxTTms "It's very runny." Mrs. lleSwattcrs "What 1st" McSwattcrs "Why, when the doctor treats mo 1 always have to pay for It." Syracuso Post. A poodle can do a preat many thinjrs that a baby can't, but a laby is worth a reg iment of poodles, just the same. Cutarrli Cannot Do Cored with loc.il. applications, as they cannot reach the seat of the disease. Catarrh is a blood or constitutional disease, and In order to cure it you must take Internal remedies. Hall's Catarrh Curo is taken internally, and acts directly on tho blood and mucous sur faces. Hall's Catarrh Cure is not a quack medicine. It was prescribed bv ono of tho best physicians la this country for years and is a regular proscription. It U composed of the best tonics known, combined with tho best blood purifiers. actiDg directlv oa tbo mucous surfaces. Tho perfect combination of tho two ingredients Is what produces such wonderful results in curing Catarrh. Send for testimonials, free. F. J. Ciiexzt & Co., Props., Toledo, O. Sold by Drugiritts, price 75c Hall's family Pills, 23 cents. Tom "You look awful blno. I snpposo It is becanso of Miss Jlaybcllo's having re jected you." Cholly "Yes, I can't "help means sorry lor uie iroor gin." 1'rofanlty nnd Pain Too often go together. 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