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Vo.4,plt. V(NS S. C., -TIR!A--i.ARH29, 1891 o1
-Dyiian and Surgeon,
O1l1ce a, his emdloo e me Main 8treet,.
M ich 8, 180-1.
J E. 811MI NP Civil Engl eur and
. zurveyor, Greeivillo, S. u:.
Speclil attitton given to -Subdivisholn
of land," 1\rrachig and Ettnaatlonl of
Watter power.
O)lice 88J lain St. over Friton's Book
Stilt e.
Jan. 25, 94-din.
H1. 0. JUowgx. L. E. CIILDltESS.
OWI1N. & CHI.DIlESH,
Attorneys at Law,
Oct. 5; 1893.
tI.j. . NORWOOD, D stDr.
W. M. N<.ntwoon, Assistanlt. Ofllce,'
88i Main Street, urCenvillC, .- 0
an. Y
it. J. P. CARLIS6E, Dentist Groop
. Vyille, S. c. Ollico overAtisw'
McGec's Drug Stor1. -
The Exchange
G.Il10lNV.JL~IA, S. C.
C. W. HENDERSON, P1roprietor.
M rou: ni Imp--rVunt 4 I .ry-- Ih yns.
Special attenion' to Conunlcial T!,:L'e ll
Tourists. Tab ir L I rpasMd.Ll
Fine Climate the year romintd A p. 7, 9'z
J. IE. H1AGOOD, J. 1.. T14 (U
L. C. T IlO1 N LI:Y.
IAGOO-D & TiORNLEYJ3 Q
Livery, reed, :1ab o ~
E asley and Pick n1-4. ,.
(Opposite I otel..)
Carriages, luggies. and Sad'd -: 11.01ses,. at
reasonlable rates.
A"- Your ipatronage Solicited.
AMBE CLAEl(. G(J. 1. COOPER.
Clark & Cooper,
Dealers In'
Marble and Granite Moments,
TOMBSTONES, of every description
Also. MANTI'LS, STATUARtY, VASES
and Wrought Iron 1011I"NCI.NG, Greenville,
S. 0. Sept. 19, '91.
If you want ihie iue9t PiC TURES made
in tho State, go to)
E~i.- Cayog'om -a seg lty..
April 7-y
ILIas retly f) I* itps .)
Lut, t s 8le' in
Walking Hats for Ladies
and Children.
Infants Caps tid Hats,
Al. the Noveletiles of the Season.
"All Goods at Coot for 80 days."
PRIZE WINNERS
Funishei 1n 15 dav les. Trial wheni
lie proler cooi -liet is ign d.
I f y o u -m t ni t o r m o l'f P'! ' - 1ta ti o n
Buy the Carpenter Organ.-.
W. J..B. ST1IES.
REPAtRiN-lSVEI7I TY
Oct. 19 -M -iv
Are broken dI., IW fun -i~i' o r 01 .icAhel
cares 1irowniW4~ . *.
rebundsb t he sim-m i.V . , ~ '
Cess of brle, at ii Vne- u
To Buy the. best D)RU(, at the
Full line af' BLANK' 1300KS, STA
T1ION ERY and S, 0IIf) 0 l'a 'SUPe
Closing ui, or, PAINTS, AT
COST !,.
A full Wii -of AllTlWS"S MATE
D.--T. B3ACOT & CO., -
Oct. 5, 18013.-Grn.
0110 0rt11 pitl i1i
.cnls per' gl. ii. -, hh . '1 3.4~
;for 5 gal.., l bh.,.. <'i b I
an ld wilI ln.t~ 1o tN.>iar' TRY IT.
Send stnipy for surtnial anld faU.
particulars. - U
GUM ELASTIC 'RO'OFIN'0CO.,.
89 & 41 West Broadway, - NEW YORK.
LocAtr AGE.rs WANTED.
Feb. 8, 1894.--Gm.
.g rorifit 14 i' lC I EM
Or you a alt worn out, realty go-d for nothIng
it it general reiclity. fry
RI1ED W N'.' IIH E V It IT'ITl.,R8.
J'Will euroeot and give a gooxd appetitE. Sold
I)2J dealers inusedicta.
M OV IC D
Now in our new Quarters and read;
For Business.
1n.moving we lind (IgIle aI acc
'ulation0 of desibhI E, I NANTS
just the ",ing fo TCIbbo1n's DrIse
if y . g reel.lt tar. u ask to s.
them.
' .1i, li e of
-U, T(, PNT9FOW0pg
t um 'd t o salIsmen aie
sell 4 ..r h cy isetdijakc.
way for our NeW Stock.
Also, Stook of TW El S; DOY
LIES anI N A I"10 NS, now on hand;
i'E 'alikie Share the cut. ,
.. . ri 1i'ain myself leave
o. the. of th i'st of the week to
di upring - purchases, which will
-vt.nhi .g ,kept in a first
mis I Ioue. In my' ab
. A N 'I.!) wil bQe in) charge,
m1. bI *gl,.ttl to welcone all.
Very uly,
A. K. PARK,
Dry (oodls. an iid Shoe,
N Io.1, l.diclon St., etEd
Grenvll, s C, atrch 1), 18941.
@I{L*AF FURN ITURK,
Split Bottom Chairs,
Coribs. Crudles,
Tables, Washistands
Wa11rd robes1,
BhI 1eU 118,
Bedseoads, Matrurasses,
* Carpets,
T iejep)gm~~ie . I hani I.
'Nighit allis w ill be miowered by Telec
huone.No. :38.
I.ll ll & 8.\1lIl,
Irugs!Drugs!
n-n d1 at alil times ai rull line
:ts, ('IlEMICALA, TOt
A bo ve --touek of CO G 1 SYRHUPS'~ that
A full line of D~kim.oa EYE GLASSES
and~ sLPECTACL:Es' forl you~tr eyesh. I willI
f1.1 you up so tat it. will be a pleasiure fori
yiou to. re-ad.
As it is itow tinte to go to Gardening
csimo and see ablot
. Garudeni Seeds,
WiH-keepu a futl line. on hand.
Thean there are PAINTS- and OILS ;ii.
full li e--al ev~ery l tmhm usually found a
a (irs!-ela'et Drug Store.
Wi1r 1 Pystiuis' P'Irslipl inna) carefully
- g0 hen't yout ("'nt Ii Ensley ive me a call
* ~ 4. ~ t thei. AIorrlean
- .pne j for
- CAVEATS.
- TRADE MARKS,
WA~COT ,hetc.
Oldest burenu for securing ahe r
3|taot taken Out by usIs r z
th8ut bya otI00 given foofag in me
r ergs c~cin i o rAn 5I Iftl aae I h
-
/ i LAun <? h aX
FOR THEPHOLKS.
Mit, EnTRrn:
You ih.t 110Nw throw oli
a hint ib.nt fixing for a gar.
den. The loose b1ids Sh'ould
be nailed on, and atteiitior
called to.the fact that ive liav<.
just received a fine cliajice ol
ais n PoTwroixs and OxIoxs,
is e1 Il as a new suply o
0' A N D E N and FLOWE R
SE1DS. Also, Garden ioil
aml Iron-ol RAInDs. WheIve-'(
''trow in" the tools w' have
to charge a fraction more for
the Seeds, but they all comec
cheap enough.
We have jnst opened a new
lot of Willow Baskets-Lunch
Baskets-Market Baskets
Work Baskcts-Fruit Bas
kets---FancyBskt--Fe
lBaskets---Hamper B-asket;
.Hat ILaeks; Sitcelies; Truinks;
Talise, and a lot *f other use
ful articles.
t1. Tvell ever'ybody to come
around and see us.
Yours,
W. T. McFALL.
M'arch 1st, 1894.
Bmce
&col
A re eil plea-ed wtl h 1 Ilad % ear's t-ul
and ceIic ieif. Thjv% are inl a b tter pIp
I II t1 Lm. atr.' I 1 e i1 .' 1 I - I 'I ( -I - I 11: 111 (. v 0
be-fore anid propo'se to make1\ thlinga livel
o r I$04.
Ne-v goods arri vinig daily.
Inl stock now a b:orge ot of SteeI Na1H
chea1.3per i han v1 e ever dr'ea touned -f gelling
1ow pries 'o all Farmil Took
a ad Sulpp,;es.
WV aro 'eliuig PIowv S't'('cks aind t lirow
log Iii t' I llor-. anl a plow- boy wild
If you hat3veni't. mI: (de your a ini s o- '
.'.Yours Truly,
Hag?ood,
Bruce
& Go.
out of employment, or in
*a position that you do niotL
like ? Possibly the solic
iting of Life Insurance is
your special forte. Many
peo~ple have, after trial,
J) ai surprised at their i
If f~r it. To all such j
ii ' A' d a most Coin-:
ofitahble occu- |
I i~T h l anagement 2
Equitable Life
~in tihe Department of the :
SCarolinas, desires to addl
jto its force, sonie agents:
Sof character and ability. i
SWrite for informiation. i
1W. .J. Roddey, Mariager, :
Rock Hill!, S. C.
Utte Blrowna' Irin itIl tore.
l'hiyOO'inn r.r1.'nd It.
Al dhaia e n. I. . ".O' i 20Itt1 Genuinht
The norning cawe a strange aifd White
And still as death doth comne. Almost
It was as though the earth had slept
And woke to And herself a gheet.
Close, oh, so olose, to her changed fae
The sky drew down! How could she know
Herself "o she lay shrouded there
In the white wondor of the snew?
-Mary N. Bradford in Donohoe's Magaalne.
The Eider Duman.
Of bis Shoridan-like dealings with
tradesmen an anecdote is told. During
a scarcity of ice a neighbor of Dumas
sent to a dealer for some and was told
that tho limited.stock on hand was kept
for tho use of thoamous author. Then,
the gonflemah sent again and bado his
servant ask for the ice in the name of
M. Dumas. The plan succeeded.o Tho
jco was given, and the servant put down
the money on the counter. "Ah," cripd
the tradesman, "giv'e me back that icel
Now I know that you are not from M.
Dumas. Ho never pays ready money."
"My fathr," said M. Dumas file,
"onceo told me that if he could bortion
out a now life he would be a handsome
woman till 80, a victorious general
from 30 to 00 and a.cardinal in his old
age." Dumas, as he related this par
ental desiro, glanced toward Rossini and
added: "I should prefer to close my life
as an illustrious composer. Mon cher
Rossini, when you enter a room, the very
lacquer pronounces your name with
pr ido as he announces you."
Thou turning to the company he con
tinued: "Announce, for instance, M. le
Duo d'Auniale and Signor Rossini at the
same mnonment and see on whioh side all
heads andti all hearts will incline first.
All eyes would be on the great musician
who created'11 Barbiere de Seviglia.' "
Atid then we all filled our glasses with
armagnac of the vintage of 1811 and
drank the health of Rossini. The old
composor did not rise, but his face broke
out into voluminous smiles Re-he shook
the hand of the author of "La Dame
Aux Camellias. "-Philadelphia Times.
Pompoilan Business Notes.
A number of business announcements
are to bo found at Pompeii, that brisk
littlo city to whose daily life the energy
of Vesuvius has lent a kind of immor
tality. Here we get a large number of
miscollaneous inscriptions doaling with
natters of daily life, announcements of
forthcoming gladiatorial games, edicts
of magistrates, wine sellers' attempts to
captivato customvrs, rewards for lost or
stolen property, houses for sale or to be
let and other things of that sort.
We learn from one announcement
that a glass of wino could be got for 1
as-about 3 farthings-while for 4 asses
ono could drink real Falernian. Another
inscription informs us that a denarius
-about 7% penco-was paid for wash
ing a tunic, and the date, the 18th of
April, is carefully recorded by the writ
er. Whether she was the laundress or
the owner of the tunic iaust be left un
decided, but it seems at least that she
was in the habit of marking up her
washing account on the walls of her
house.
There are several such inscriptions on
the same wall of this particular house,
all dated-the 20th of April, a tunio
and pallium; on the 7th of May, an ar
ticle which need not be particularized,
while on the day following two tunics
aro scored..-MacmiIlan's Magazine.
D ilies and Platters of Gold.
Queeu Victoria's wonderful set of ta
ble furniture is kept in two fireproof
clinihers and is said to represent a cash
vauluo of ?20,000,000. Among it is the
goldent t able service made for George VI,
calenlated for 180 guest. and contain
ing the famous crystal champagno cool
or which is large enough for a bathtub.
Thoro are many pieces in it that former
ly belonged to Queen Elisabeth, besides
splendid solid gold vessels from india,
Slam and China.. The pride of the col
lection is a teacup once owned by
Charles XII and a gold peacock made
for G3eorgo III at a cost of ?40,000.
St. Louis Republic.
-A Diffien16 Feat.
.A member of a flouston volunteer fire
cou pany' did not appear at the scene of
the couthigration until after the fire was
und~er conutrol. 'rho chief of the fire de
pmut Imen t reproached him bitterly for his
Uegluet of dnty.
''ft's not my fault," replied the fire
man. "'I live quite a distance frowa the
"'That's no excuse. You must move
nearer to the next fire.,"--Texas.Sift
very Delteate.
"So you proposed to Miss Jinglebilt?"
"Yes.''
''And she refused you?"
"Yes."
" Perhaps it was a hasty answer?"
"No She took care that it shouldn't
be. She sent it by a messenger boy."
Washington Star.
it is soldomn that wood which has
grown more than 4.000 y'ears before the
Ch1ristian erit fs used in the construotion
of e lpre'.ent day residence, and yet this
really ha~ppened recently in Edinburgh.
whero"a mantelpIece was fashioned from
wood said to ho 6,000 years old,
The o... fashion of using the candied
potaki~ of the orange blossom in tea
seem'i to te almost forgotten- If a few
Iof tho e nieid p~etals' be put into the tea
Ibefore it is steeped, they give it a flavor
noticeably peculiar, but onice estoomed
very. tn.
Tommy heard his mother call an in
sect that was flying aro'und them the
darning needle, Thme next clay be said,
j"Mbamma, were thoe funny things we
saw yesterday safety Dips?"
A CurIous Case .f Eil1tag.
PoUonararsm, N. Y., Feb. 2o.-Am
brone Knapp had a quarrel with Mrs.
Sarah Milton some time ago, and Mr.
Milton seized a rail from a fence as if to
strike him. Knapp pulled the rail out
of her hands and lacerated one of them
so badly that blood poisoning Bet i and
Mrs. Milton died. New the adiministra
torn of Mrs. Milton are suing him for
$,000 damages. The ease will be tried
Only One Dollar gots the Jouu.
?%AT for onn vaar...ubscribe for it,
What to he Driving At I
Captain.Shel Talke Mysteriously.
Dene that he is a Candidate fo
Anything, but Deelares that he h
a High Purpose yet to be Revealec
The Dangers Threatening the "R
form" Movement and some sever
Remarks Regarding Person, no
Specified.
Qolumbia Register.
Capt. E. 0. Allon1 chairman o
the committee on invitation fo
the Spartanburg mooting has re
coivod the following letter fron
Congressman Sholl in response t
an invitation to speak at that meet
ing, "if he wore a candidate fo
governor:"
Capt. E. C. Allen and others of th
Committoe, Spartanburg, S. C.
Gentlemon: Your favor with
out date, inviting "all candidatea
for governor and congress in thi
Fourth district, to attend a mase
meeting of reformers called foi
Spartanburg county on the 24tl
instant," was duly received.
Why this invitation was address
ed to inc I can hardly imagino, be,
cause it is well known to every in,
tolligent man in South Carolin
that I had declared my intentior
to retire from politics, and I car
not conceive how I could make il
consistent and accept an invitatior
to address a mass meoting, eithoi
as a candidato for governor or con.
gross.
It would have given mo mucI
pleasure to have mot with my Spar
tanburg friends on that occasior
and had accorded mo an opportu
nity of dofending myself 'agilinsi
the contomptiblo niisropreseinta
tions constantly mado against mo
but your invitation is so environo
with conditions that I cnn not on
sily accopt your )llprofferd kind
ness. Thoro may bo a timo in th<
near future, howover, when I wil
seek an opportunity of sayinj
something to the good pooplo o
Spartanburg county on matter
and things of my own choosing
and when I do, my future aspire
tions and intentions will not I
misunderstood. I have an amb
tion not satisfied, but, if healt
will permit, I yet hope to socur
the fulfillment of my heart's de
sire, and when accomplished a]
the decent people in South Caroli
na and elsewhero will rejoice in it
consummation.
When proporly informed of m;
conduct. our people will have ni
j'ust cause to complain against m,
and my action as a publio servan4
Indeed, there is no objection, ex
cept on the part of tl.ose who ar
diseased with "political leprosy,
and filthy henchmen employed t
do their bidding. The politica
situation in our State is well un
derstood, and we are marchinm
with rapid strides to the end c
our journey. The reform part;
wvas inaugurated, with rare oxcop
tions, with pure intentions, an
should have been as lasting'jis tb
"rock of agos," but its existeno i
now threatened with 'dire calamity
which sooner or lator, unless res
cued from the despoilers, wi]
bring it in disrepute and finally t<
wreck aud ruin. The people, how
ever, are alive to the situation an<
knowv full well who assisted then
in bringing about the revolutio
which resulted in giving thenim
"government of the p)eople, by th
people and for the poouplo."' Iti
true some of those who were earli
est toilers in the reform vineyar(
and who gave their time andl mono
freely for its success, have bee
ignored and neglected, even b:
those who have shared niost in th
grand speculation for spoils an
plunder. \Ve hear no complair
or expressions of dli sati sfactio
on the part of t hoso noglected an
abused, but on the cont ramry, tli
howlings and muttorings of ti
craving malconutents can ho her
throughout the land. They ar
clamorous and savage for reforn
full of desperation andl denouncin
everything and everybody who d
not yield quick obedience to thei
will and dictation. The impa
tience of those who food on th
passions of the people shows the
they know full well their only poi
ibility of success depends on tb
amount of racket and confusic
they can create and the quantil
of filth they can disgorge.
There is nothing wrong with ti
reform movement; it will be ke)
intact by the patriotic innnene<
that dominate the State regardless
of selfish dictation or -mperted
hirelings, who are prostitutes to
principle and are always for sale
p cheap to the highest biddor. It
would be exceedingly mortifying
e if I thought all these years of toil
and trouble had been spent in vain,
but relying upon the loyalty and
wisdom of tho people, a conscious-'
r ness of security tranquilizes the
mind, and we have no fears but
what at last the consummation
devoutly wished for will be realiz
ed.
r Revolutions seldom go backward,
but ofttimes go down from the
a weight of imbeeility and burden of
mistakes, but let us hope that the
latter condition will not obtain,
or discourage those who are hon.
ostly endeavoring to do their duty,
but preserve on, relegating to the
rear all whose selfish ambition is
rumount to the general good of
-our comlron country. The situa
Iion is .critical enough at best,
without supplementing our dan
ge with ridiculous propositions
and dogmas too exaggerated to at
tract a sensible thought. We are
a part and parcel of the greatest
nation on earth, and are expected
to contribute our share to its wealth
honor, prosperity and its remotest
destinies. To accomplish these
things we must be in sympathy
with all its institutions and pro.
gress; othtrwise, we can not ex
pect to inherit any of the munifi
cence or distribution of its immense
wealth. We are already suspected
an .oharged with being in league
with conspirators to undermine
and destroy the public credit.. Of
courso thoro is no foundation for
this chargo, for tho reformers are as
joalous of the public credit, both
Stato and national, as any Class of
citizons in the country.
This letter ias hoen extenlod
beyond my expuet at ion, but I trust
you will pardun its length, as it is
intended to delino the situation as
I view it, and as concisoly as pos
1
sible,
h Please accept for yourself and of i
ors associated with you my thianiks
for the compliment paid, and your
kind attntion, and if public duties
will premit I may possibly attend
your mooting as a spectator to see
and hear what others may have to
say on that occasion. Very respect
fully, your obedient servant.
G. W. BHIELL.
Washington, March 19.
- It Wasn Irby Who Fahznted.
s WASH INGTON, D. 0.. March 20.
" --Governor Tillman says he had
o a satisfactory conference with
,1 the commissioner of internal
-revenue to-day, and an amica
g ble adjustment to the contrever-|
f sy with Collector Townes was
y reached. The liquor which Ool
.lector Townos seized in viola
i tion of the dispensary act is to
a .bo turned over to the State au
thorities, and herea fter the State
,and federal officers will endeav
- or to work together in harmony
I1 n tho execution of the law. In
, cases where the national laws
. have been violated the State
i authorities will not interfere
r with the collector in his efforts
a to punish the guilty parties. In
a cases where the State laws are
,e set at defiance the State officers
a will seize the liquor and dispose
of it according to the State law
,on the subject.
y So much for the official char
n acter of the governor's sudden
y visit to Washington. When
.o Governor Tillmnan comes to
d Washington even his closest
it friends and followers regard
n his visitation with suspicion.
d HeO always manages to agitate
o Lho South Carolinia colony and
o sots them to guessing as
d1 to what is his real mission. In
o the present instance there are
i, numerous rumors afloat as to
g why ho came here at this time.
o Uoero is the way his mission is
r explamned in an afternoon paper:
-"Governor Tillman is here, pri
e marily to confer with the offi
t cials of the treasury department
.over the recent seizure by an
e Internal revenue agent in the
u Pamnetto State of liquors claimed
,y to by under the control of the
governor's dtspensary assistants
ie There Is some politics in the
pt governor's journey mnorthwarc
as also. Senate Btle's term e*
pires on the 8d of neot 3 '.i
and It is generally believed that
Governor Tillman has been cast
ing Onvious glances toward .a
seat on the front row to the.
right of the vice president. 1. .4
has heard, it is understood, that
the South Carolina co'ngrA&'
sional delegation instead' of be.
ing favorably disposed toward
his candidacy is not united as
cohesively as imagined, but
that Congrossman Strait, who I
is an alliance democrat and
Talbert and McLauren, who are
straightout, are in favor of
Senator Butler's re-election.
However, Governor Tilhman As,
not. the only statesiman 'lho
comes to Washington and mixns
whiskey and politics, and he
will probably reach a final if
not a satisfactory understanding
on both subjects before his mis
sion is concluded."
The governor while here meet
George H-. Hubbell, manager of
tho -Mill Creek distilling coin
pany, of Cincinnati, who sup
plies the State dispensary with
some of its liquor. It is said
that the governor confided to
some of his friends here that he
iB confident he will succeed Sen
ator Butler, and also that John
Gary Evans will. be the next
governor of South Carolina. In
conversation with your corres
pondent the governor was
particularly reticent. He is
suspicious of newspaper repre.
sentatives, as well as of his pol.
itical followers. Men who sus
pect others of being unreliable,
need watching.
A further evidence that the
govcrnor's visit here had a pol
itical flavor is shown by an in
lorview with him published in
the Baltimore Sun to-day. He
ws asked if the report was true
that it) would be a candidate
for the United States sonate
against ISenator Butler.
"Most assuiredly, I shall," he
repliod. I shall not be a candi
date for ro-nomiination or re
oeMctionas governor of the State.
Whether there will bo other can
didates besides General Butler
and myself I can not say. Pol
itics is so uncertain that it is
difficult at this stage of the con
test to say if there will be othcir
aspirants."
"Do you anticipate a lively
campaign?"
"All campaigns in South Car-:
olina are lively and I assuine
that the next one will bo no0 x. -
ception to the rule. The pri,-.
miaries for the election of. tlje
members of thew legislature;"v
which will elect 'the senatorc
will be held in Augusta, The.
chief contest willeccur I sup-v
pose at the primaries. Genei'al<
Butler and myself not only re
side in the same county, but in
the same township, and' .there
will be no doubt a. skirited
contest by each of us to carry
our county. It will not be a
mud-slinging campaign. Goer..
al Butler has declared his aver
BiOn to such a procedare. But if
he er his friends throw mud at mno
I guess I 'can find some to, throw
back."
"Do you expect any blioodsbod,
as has been mntimated ?'
"Not at all. There is no neces
sity for any. We aro getting along
pretty well down in our State
without it, and I see no reason iyhy~
our amicable relations shouhl ''nof -
continue. I amn not, hower.to
bo intimnidatoed or bull-dozed by.ariy
thireats, 1 w'ont through a cam
paign of that charactAr when~ I-was
first elected governor and escapod,
not withstanding the numerous
thrieat&.
I t was Sen ator Irby, andi not the
governor, who fainted at the capi
tol yesterday. The goveroli' say5
ho is not one of the fainting kind.
Charleston News and Courier.
The wife-I wish I'd married
llenry. He's still rich and you
have deogenerated .-until you
are actually poor. The Hus
band-I wish you had, too. I'd
be rich and he'd be poolr.
Old Lady [in shoe store}
Have you felt slippers? Clerk
(solemnly}--Net lately mum; but
very often when I was a small
body. I had a stepmother.

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