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THE MAN WITH A
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ANDERSON O. K
Hunt to Begin Mc
His Picture De]
o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o
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o PICTURE" ON DEPOSIT
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o My picture' has been placed o
o' under seal In' the. vaults of the o
o Bank of1 Anderson under the o
o tyermtaat care ot Mr; B.F. Maui- o
o din, president, ' where ; io will <be o
o kept uhtil tills contrat and?. o
o This tit* A Safeguard to myself o
o and the public I o
ti When th? picture is withdrawn o
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o par Ison will quickly tell that I e
o' nm tho'same individual who has. ?
o impersonated the part through- o
o out o
o In selecting a banking instltu- o
o tion, I always', do so with the o
o idea of progressiveness, cou- o
o Borvatlsm and accommodation, o
o You will find all three at' the o
o Bank of Anderson. o
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(By Sherlock Holmes, Jr.)
How are you?
In tho words of the great American
Four-Flusher. I am "dee-l.ghtecV'
Looking for me? 1
Well, this is* so sudden F
Hut j anyway,. nero,. 1. am, apd, har? [
I ah} jfestt? stay t?f a U?h? turf ?
aouuitiody walls Kiptwfth Tries Itttclll
gencer and then walks off with th
Tt>bo hQuesl.About.H. I am, tick-1
led to duuth with your town,. Your
^buildings are fine, your stores cora
ypSro favorably with towns twice your
V-BIZO. your bornes aro a credit to your
city nutt- j?o?r girls-but my niudi'sty
prompts me to hush. '
When did I arrlvo? What do I look
like and where am I stopping?
' Pardon, mc please, but when I was
a little, fellow they alw.iys taught me
not to tell talcs out of school, and so
I have Ht jck to my youthful teachings.
I cannot tell you these things/, but Just
to help you out I will give you a
THEY WILL ]
tipany of Nine
Each Ticket S<
> FUTURE.. . .
2 reel special ft
? JR., HERE
. TO THE MAN
Dosited at the Bank!
I am ICBM-than seven feet tall; I
may be a blonde, and sometimes I am
taken-for a .brunette. I ' welsh.some
thing leas than' five hundred pounds.
I ?ttend all churched, with, tall atee
ploos^-and without; tn politics I. am
"subject to . chango without notice ; "
my eyes arq aky-bl-'e-browh and I am
alwsya eternally on thq. the Job- So
tho re" you are. That is tho very best I
can do for you, and* the rest or il ls up
tc yeti. 1 i '-..!'..'.. . ?. '
I was up in the mountains having a
good tluic.: I. had hardly.'leached my
destination when a telegram came:
"Come to Anderson first train," and
before you could say sent three times
I was here.
I have walked about a little to fa
miliarize myself as much as possible
with your city before th? day when
some of you .aro going to make it a
little warm for me. You know lt takes
time to learn the town und people,
but I am here with the goods and you
can count upon my delivering them.
I will not have to worry however about
where I will build a home here if I
decide to locate To tell the truth'
about it I have picked out my lot.
College Heiahta is sn far ahead of any
other section of the city that I did not
have to think twice. This part of the
city wilt always be known as* the nest
ves i di? nc o s?ction. Oi.? bas u s weep
mg \mobstroeted view*; In joli direo
(lona. it ls truly a chsr?iiK ?pot for
a Jiome. Owing to Its locution the Col
lege Heights Land Co', na's Seep able
to. plan out ii moat unique and attracr
^Havdfneen to Tho^postofncer^w^?,"
me? Well, I should murmur. 1 was '
thorp yesterday . and. called for my
mall at tho general delivery .window.!,
? Well, here goes one on Br. Camp- .
bell, the Optometrist. 1 called on the
Dr. yesterday and he never for one
minute suspected who 1 was*, t wait
ed for quite a while to speak to him,
aa he had a dozen or more patients
and my vtait was only a social one
The laat time 1 saw Dr. Campbell he
waa In Key West, Florida. It he has
as many frelnds here as he has in Key
rheir Opening Bill
Carry Special Scene
RENDER A Di F
People. Six Pr<
Did That This i
in the City
Wcr.t, tuen It 1? u nate bet that he is \
not lucking nny. If you are looking 1
for a specialist to flt you a pair of )
glac?es, then you don't have to go i
very far. You will lind Dr. Campbell
unexcelled unywhere In this country. I
I Kinder slid about In spots yester- <
day. Walked Into thc Cocoa-Cola t?ot- 1
tiing Co. plant und looked it over. I 1
alway? get a Hue on the Coca-C?la ?
plant the Qrst thing. I want to say 1
right here, too, they huve a dandy out- 1
flt there. I am told Mr. Ramcr, thc 1
manager of thc plant, ls almost a 1
crank when it corney to giving his ;
trade a pure article in tlie one best -
drink known to clvUzed man. He has 1
avery wrinkle known to the bottler's '
trade that will help to keep hto pro- 1
duct up to thc nighest notch as a per- '
feet soft drink. ' '
I guess this l:> going some. I walk- !
ed over to the G.F. Tolly &. Sons Fur
niture Store yesterday. I wanted to ,
talk. to Mr. Tolly but ho. was busy '
showing u lady and gentleman a bed ,
spring. I heard the lady say: "I want j
one that won't tear a sheet" Talk .
about pretty .things, if you aon't j
fud them down there then 1 miss thc :
net. It would take.you a week. tp.see \
all of bis stock, but when it comes to t
high grade furniture this store takes j
the blue ribbon. If you have not been -
through this store lately then you j
bava a treat coming, to, you..,
I ilan'l Irnnw hrtur tim raaf nf Vr.ll ?.V.l.
lows fee! about it, but I know what I '
am going to do when I,build, here. .
The Anderson Hardware Company >
will get my order to equip a jam up ^
bath room. 1 weo this store has the
Standard Sanitary Manufacturing Co. t
line. Of course there are other |
makes but this line is dependable
and when you equip your oath room
right you are not going to an expense,
but putting in your home a lasting In
vestment. Of course I am not mad
about lt. You can do just as you ;
please. Put in an old cheap outfit If
you want to, but your truly will give
the Anderson Hardware Co. the job.
I had an argument last night'with
a fellow. Ke took l?sue with me when (
? said Anderson v/aa thu Dest lighted4,
town In the south I still say lt, and
just to go a little further I will say it I
ls the best lighted town In the entire i
country for its size. I have seen them (
all and I want him to waltz np bib
town. I understand, too, th..t' this (
reat white way was- Just put up' h?re t
y the Southern Public Utilities Coi \
ai. -thelt-.own expense. I am told it
eoht about ?lO.uoit. This looks to me 4
iftwy Vt g? donat Km to your city- drep? H
erty ariaTT? my^?6WI?dgeMij'tmr,fir8t -
white way that was ever given a city. <
.. OcnwbllUkemK and .Jemima's ghost! i
Thi way. ttvbyvwerey unloading,.paint ,
yesterday .When I passed the Ander- t
son Paint & Color Co. store was pr?t- ?
ty good evidence that the town ls go- .
lng to take on a new fall coat. I stop
ped long enough to ask a few e/uea- '
tlons and was told that Mr. Dugan 1
nells about 80 per cent of all the paint *
sold in this city. He ls a paint expert *
anO the people here are fast learning 1
that ?t pay? to buy paint from a,man e
EAT R E
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for Monday Will Be
r GIRL IN
?ry and Electrical El
FERENT BILL I
;? Is Not the Only ?
11 Be A
etty Girls and 1
s the Best Shov
ed a? th
ivho know? tho hind of paint that 1B
?eat nutted to t : i i - - climate. Th ir-, ia
the largest exclusive paint hom o. I
un told, in the Piedmont Beetloo.
When lt comes right down to brass
Lacks I have rattled along and lort
sut a dozen incidents that 1 wanted to
di you about I will simply have to
jive them to you In my next story.
But I must tell you where ?you will
lind the duplicate scarf pin. Drop by
the T. L. Cely Co. and you will find lt
in their display window. Remember
thia ls t.?e best tip to my Identity
Another thing I want to tell you that
t have visited every city in this old
country and a number outside of
Uncle Sam a borders, but I have never
run Into a haberdasher that had any
thing on the T. L. Cely Co. when lt
comes to'handling the very latest In'
styles tfnd' l'.rat quality, goods In th?li i
line. . . I
My manager is a nico fellow but he
*a's fitB sometimes1. He has just nut it '
jp'to me that I am to visit the Bijou |
Theatre every afternoon and night j
ivhile here. I will do my best; to please
tilm but thia ls certainly * expecting
Ufa'to go some;' 1 am glad,the Norene
3t:'Clair'Stoclf Co.'ia billed there thts
week-. They are : exceptionally good.
They will play "The Sweetest' Girl In
Oitf?," Monday and give an entire
mange of program. every night. Thc
?letures will bc a feature too. ...
ne nure to get a Une on the scari'j
?. m Y n.i- o*. *-~
?111 C V LU? ? . t^. UVI/ \^\J^ Of-". V .
The contest for the ?2."> will be on
Monday afternoon from 3 to 6, At
ifght I ?rn only subject to-capture
while visiting the Bijou Theatro.
Don't you think t>.lf is an easy way
0 mako 52,".? May tho best ono win
s the sincero wirti of
SHERLOCK HOLMES. Jr.
ANOTHER ONE NAILED
Shoal) Not Getting Such a Fine Sal?
ar y Says lils Deputy.
Lexington, S. C., Sept 5.-The
marge made in -some section* that
Frank W. Shea ly "ls giving up a posi
ion that pays between five und six
housand dollars per year to run for j
in office that paya only'nineteen hun.
Ired," ls a wilful misrepresentation of'
he truth, according to a statement
nude by D. R. Haltlwaager, deputy'
:lcrk of .cotxrt, and manager of thia
md of : aftr.yJ%aajyfe ^^^^e^^ ~
""1 have-been deputy elerk-^of 'oou
>f this county for two years," said I
.lr. Haltiwanger, "and during these 2
rears th&btace of clerk ot court kr
lot patrica high as three) thousat
lollara for either year. Deduct from
his amount the salary of the deputy
ind the young lady who is emptoyed
n the o Rice and figure oot fer your
?elf how much is ?eft f?r the derk, |
o say nothing qt the large responst
>il?ty and worry that necessarily is|
itt ach ed to the office of clerk.
fan That Will Be in the City MONDAY
it The Palmetto
rhre? Comedians. A Positive Guarantee
r Presented at the Palmetto This Season
antee of * your 1x10 nev back if not satisfied with each performance
iis week at t^PALMETTO THEATRE. Fun for everybody is assur
e company billed for this week is the best ever booked in the Electric
Athletes Aie Made
Up with your head-out with your chest. Remember that your
lungs are the body builders. Give them a chance to make you
strong and fit.
Boy?? 4ft ghi ?Posture Suit* liave a paient back; construction.(t h a t
prompts you to stand straight with shoulders back ana chest ?xterid
No boy WANTS to be round shouldered. It's just one of those eas
Hy formed habits that creeps on him unawares, ...^ .^ ,
But you qanjt forget in a Right P?ture, Suit ^Jg|r!:iftn , automatic
There never was an array of garments in our Boys Department
that offered so strong an appeal for beauty, fit and price, as you will
find in our New Fall Showing.
COME AND SEE US? SO THE SUIT CAN SPEAK FOR ITSELF.
Boys' Suits From
PARKER & #?Er
'-. ' v '..?<'l'-'.4'.r.. " .- ' ' . '
The One-Price Clothiers
ALL THIS WEEK
VEIGHTS AND MEASURES. . VICTOR
; reel with J. Warr en Kerrigan.
HIS WIFE'S FLIRTATION. Comedy STERLING
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