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s~Dg morare 'c uacacie You are lame as aa. Pai sNrceyou when bendor hif. i hitkd to rest and day it'sth sineso'dry.S '~ ia~dme l is aure's warning its may pave the ag Doan's Kid remedy that has been t] dney trouble for AEW3EAY CASE .1,0015 Hunte, 40 mA" d -mSt..Bayonne.. .; ~~ says: -1 was fnaw."> shape with kidney. - 3 ble that I often fell, be - lug too- weak to Stand up. e suafering would bay*e mied any.othe man. In sPent honorast t dollar doctoring, botn ellped me t sanedoctr mada I p p live U I wsed - 'sirayI~fuand a they cured me. I .havent had a sign of -.Ineye rouble or a*e- b OA2N'S. PILLS1 Co. BUFFALO. N a Waste of Energy. -vuffuse-rm going to erupt Ensa-Ne too, but North America W atiy attention to us, Y tam nFadeless Dyes make. no n UT Adv. Willing to Walt a e--I can't afford to marry for five 19 years. Will o wait for me? n She-Certainly-lf-no one else mar- ti rinae befoe then.-Judge. a b rrsheimesiL kicked or cut by wre apply Hanforts Balsam. o te Professional. - Why do they have 'tormentors' on thestager saoppwe. one eason is because n thes cant :keep off of it the people Son thIi they can-act" Sierts Pleasank Pellets cure con n a tio s, e cause of A.im.. .Cure the cause and you .. Mer disesse.; Esato take. Adi. *In a W0ay. "'This !4 steep on tue" complained tbo'O~k~ -'di WhatIs?" asked the waitress Th;boss lust seniiork to me to nake soimne more tea. hi ti * oheal cts sore,.li-s lamenes an -other external ~ilments quickly -asL Hafard'a B iu It is a vain e household remedy:and should a Ways be kept in every home. :Ad. He Simply Asked. P1 Miat Clubman-Well, how are you? S~cn4aClumban--er-so-so, per - haps Last week I thought I was in for iheumate fever, but just managd to istave it.off, and today a twinge in -mij left shoulder suggests-well, it 'may be neuritis or 7First Clubman -My dear chap, 1 dintneak it literally. C A 25-YEAR CASE OF ECZEMA CURED Butler Edgar of Danville, Pa., wrtes: "I' have had an aggravated C case. of Eczema for ovest25 years. My bands 'were-unsightly for a great part ~fthat long petlod. I have uised seven i6e bottles of Hancock's Sulphur -Comnpound and one jar of Hancock's Sulphur Ointment. . feel as though t .had a brand new pair of hands. My case has ,been such an aggravated due.. Hancock's Sulphur Compound iascured me and I am certain It will Ip ,curelanyonze If they persist in using it F according to directions." Hancock's a Sulphur Compound and Ointment are tl sold by all dealers. Hancock Liquid Sulphur Co., Maltimore, Md.-Adv. Putting Up a Profitable Front-.. t "What a pathetic face 'that young h fellow -baa! His. eyes seem so re ,~okdh uldi oe4lsta"Yes. In -the lunchroom w ere he n Rl the other waiters combined." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Th. Lost RosesN of Sick Women ~ Life would be full of hope, and ambition would lighten your labor if you possessed that strength which you have aright toclaimf :from nature.c The glow of youth was yours before health a departed, but 'the vigor of your mind and f will force has been sapped by that most traherous of ills, female disorders. It steals its way, draining the nerve tissues a ci their strength, taking away the rihness -from the blood, clogging the mind and re- t ducing mental and bodily activity-it is a serpent in aGarden of Eden. STELLA-VITAE has put newhoeity the hearts of thousands of despairing women every year for the past thirty years. -It has renewed their strength, corrected their irregular periods, put the roses of s health into their cheeks and given them back the joy of living. Mssieam Watson,~ of Swain, Ark., say: "After taking only one bottle of STELLA VITAE I feel better than Ihave felt foramx years. It does away with that dragging, all-gone feeling, so common to women, and. I think it will do all that is claimed fo t" STELLA-VITAE will do aRl that is claimir for it. We are so confident of this and want you to knowo it so much that we authorize your dealer to sell you a bottle under the positive promise to give beck your money if that first bottle does P not benefit you.b When you have tried the first bottle and -Anosw what it will do 'you may buy s botdles for $5.00 and- continue using until, you are again awell womfan. Thacher Medicine Co . chattanooea, Tenn. e ti tl OWNERs OF I WELL-BRISCOE 2-Cylinder Cars Purchase Repair Parts fort Direct from Us WITH THE CARLSON MOTR S BEEN TERMINATE N1 HEMAXWELL COMPANY EXCLUSIVE LICENSE TO TO MAXWELL OWNERS. d haa been furnishing regu rornish to owners of Brush Runabout Colornbia MIotor der Cars, repair I and tempiets. Be' at remnark-' s Gzine Parts rton a t1 lESERVANT QUESTION SOLVE 1 Far as This Lady is Concern -She Doesn't Seem to Nd Omg, Pollock, La.-Mrs. T. S. Blair, ifs town, has the following to 8; hich should be of interest to won enerally: "For months, my heA as very bad, and the medicines I to id not seem to do me any good. I was very weak and nervous,. a )me days, I could not be up. I asked my husband to get me ttle of Cardui, the woman's tos Stry,and before I had taken one b e was up and doing my work. I >re I commenced taking Cardui, I b ch spells I was not able to do al fitg. Now, I have only taken thi ottles of Cardui In all, and I f ne. A few months ago I weighed I unds. Now I weigh 158, and I L my own' work, cook, wash a ilk-and feel like I did when I's weet 'sxteen.' Taking Cardui has cured, me." As a; relief from the- distressi rmptoms of -womanly ailments, no g has been found during the past ears that would take the 'place ardul. Its superiority is still unquestioz a a mild, building tonic for cases -omanly weakness where tired natt eeds help. Made from purely ye tblb. ingredients, Cardui has no I fter effects and can do you nothi Lit good. - Try Cardu.-Adv. Retort Diplomatic. She-Have you any special rea >r wanting to know my age? - He-I merely wish to know at w] ge woman Is really the most fa .ting.-Philadelphia Record. ESINOL WILL HEAL BABY'S ITCHING SK Resinol ointment and resinol- so -e absolutely free from anything oj trsh or injurious nature, and c erefore be used 'with perfect coz mnce in the treatment of babies'sl oubles-eczema, teething rash, ch gs, etc.-where you wouldn't di e ordinary "skin-cures." Resh ops Itching instantly and speed aIs even severe and stubborn en Dns. Doctors have prescribed it I te past nineteen years. Resinol soap and resinol ointme ears away pimples, blackheads a druff, and, is an invaluable hou >d remedy for sores, burns, bol les,etc. Sold by every druggist.-A4 Clean Record. The artillerist always spoke of an in the feminine gender. "You see, sir, she was never yet inced!" he explained,\wth glisten 'es.-Puck. Important to Mothers Examine carefully every bottle ASTORIA, asafe and sure remedy ifants and children and see that Ignature af SUse For Over 80 Years. bilren Cry for FletCherB Ca088c0 Her Choice.' Wife-I believe 'the best place fo: agional bank is the stocking~\ Husband-There is one thing sur ie depositor will be well hieeled. No. SIX-SIXTY-SIX This is a prescription prepared scally for Malaria or Chills si ever. Five or six doses will bre my case, and if taken then as a to' e fever will not return. 25c.-Al Her First Experience. "Ah, a. glass of beer, please," s le lady who was trying to be a sman. "Light or dark?" "Ah, you have both blond and I ette '7arieties? How very inter ig! Give me the former." 'Literary Axiom. "Good writers make poor moil he loftiest literary aim leads to ttic. It is the commonplace ali ho become best sellers." The speaker was Ripley Hitchce e essayist, critic -and editor of 3 ork. He added, smiling: "The man with the true liter ent' is always broke." Man With Elastic Stomach. "Hello, old chap!" said Smithki rdally. "I've been looking' for: 1 the afternoon, but I'm afraid] iet you too late." "How so?" demanded Gorjer. "I was going to ask you out to er this evening. But the last fel] saw was Brownson, and he told lat you already had a date to d ith him." "Why-er-did he tell you th 7hat time do you have dinner?" "At seven." "Well, then, that's all right. Bro' : doesn't dine till'eight." The Smooth Persuader. "Did you ever meet a real lobbyis "Once," replied Senator Sorghun: "And did he try to give you mone: "No. He borrowed $20 from me. CAUSE AND EFFECT ood Digestion Follows Right Fo Indgestion and the attendant omforts of mind and body are< min to follow continued use of roper food. Those who are still young and mist are likely to overlook the f xat, as dropping water will weal tone away at last, so will the use eavy, greasy, rich food, finally ca ss of appetite and indigestion. Fortunately many are thoughi aough to study themselves and im xe principle of cause and effect meir daily food. A N. Y. young w~ a writes her experience thus: "Sometime ago I had a lot of tz e from indigestion, caused by chi food. I got so I was unable igest scarcely anything, and m nes seemed useless. "A friend advised me to try Gra 'uts food, praising it highly and last resort. I tried it. I am thani >say that Grape-Nuts not only eed me of my trouble. but built p and strengthened my digestive ans so that I can now eat anythit esire. But I stick to Grape-Nuts. Name given by Postum Co.. Ba 'reek. Mich. Read "The Road Celtille." in pkgs. "There's a E Ever' read the above lett-rr A 1 ne nPpearn' from timne to time. T re genuine, true, and full af ham interest. 0 Co-Operat Products 3 Of How It Is-Done in Eur y, *in America to thE *t Farmer and lth ok By MATTHEW ad (Copyright. 1914. Wester a IC, ot ad . Ly ~el 35 do nid ai Dng 50 of ed (Courtesy of W. B. Hatch.) of Co-operative Concer e WHY DENMARK PRODUCES BES Copenhagen, Denmark.-How has ng Denmark, a little country with less than fifteen thousand square miles of area, established itself as one of the best agricultural- centers In the world? on Why is it that Denmark produces the best butter, the best bacon, the best ,at eggs, that have ever been placed upon ci- the markets of Europe? How can this little country export each year fifty odd million dollars' worth of butter, over four million dollars' worth ol cream and milk, thiriy odd million dol IN lars- worth of the finest bacon and eight milion dollars' wodth of eggs? ap Denmark has no rich nines, no great a forests, no water power. - The soil, an the one resource, Is not .naturally fer i- tile. ' In fact, DenmarkIs a low-lying in expanse of wind-swept sand duties, af- with here and there small stretches re of richer soil. Much of Its more pro ol ductive soil is the result of scientific y drainage, fertilization and rotation of p. crops. Chilling winds sweep over the or country the year around, and these, with the prevailing fogs, render the nt climate an Inhospitable one. ad Man has been no kinder than nature ie- to this little country. In the eight Is, eenth century thp nobility and the y. crown owned all the valuable lands, while the peasantry were either serfs or tenants under impossible condi tions. Export duties made foreign commerce unprofitable. Early-in the nineteenth. century economic condi ng tions lgad only begun to Improve when the Napoleonic wars again spread dis aster and .poverty over the country. og Still a little later !Denmark's ?er' bor manic neighbors to the south took It from the already small nation the a province of Schleswig-Holstein. Then ,, Germany. in the early eighties, built up a high tariff wall which excluded .Danish products. The commerce upon which the people .depended for their revenues was gone, -and the country -awas still again grievously stricken. Its Present Prosperity. .*. Yet today, In spite of all these handi ' aps, Denmark is in .proportion to its populationi the wealthiest country in Europe. Eighty-nine per cent of the agriculturists own their own land. Her es farmers have been called ' the best nd farmers and the most skilled rural ak business men in the world. Rural 1lc Denmark produces the best bacon, but ter and eggs ever produced; their pigs turn feed into pork more scientifical .i ly than the porkers of any other na bd tion; their hens lay more eggs, and btheir cows are more effective as milk and butter producing machines. These farmers have worked out a system of Sco-operative marketing so effective ' that It Is estimatdd that over ninety per cent of what the consumer pays for Danish farm products actually eacesthe pocket-book of the man ey. who proue itarather significant to figure compared 'with' the generally maccepted estimate that the American1 ck, farmer gets only from thirty-five to _forty-six per cent of what the city con sumer pays for his product. How has Denmark reached this posi tion' agriculturally? Why is it that she can produce the best bacon,.butter and eggs? -The answer seems to be: First, because she has an efficient educa utanal system; second, because the 'ye government is giving aid which, while veeffective, is not unduly paternalis'tic; third, because of co-operation. la Danish Farmer an Educated Man. ow It takes brains to raise the most e aristocratic sort of products that are me produced ' in Denmark. No ignorant people could take the bleak, sandy at? plains of Denmark and make great gardens of them. gardens supporting a splendid aggressive, progressive, pros En- perous race. It requires native shrewdness to do these things, but it. requires something 'more. It requires in addition scientific agricultural. t-- knowledge, a big conception of the agri cultural possibilities of the country and --a generous loyalty to state and comn ,'munity-an aggregate of qualities that none but an educated man possesses. And the Dane is indeed in very truth d. in every sens~e of the word an educated man. He his been trained to make s. the best use of himiself and of his en er- vironment. m- As a boy he was compelled by law to attend schocd until he was fourteen. " WHEN THE TRO UBLE STARTED ae City Chap Learned That Bees Had TerOwn Idea About the Care ful of Their Abode. ote I i"Spring cleaning time is now upon is. Here, too, efficiency comes into play. There are efficient and inefficient ways to spring clean." The speaker wa4t Miss Miriam C. to Townsend, the efficiency engineer at .Cleveland. The occa~sion was a club women's banquet. as8 "Plantoids" Help the Brain Growth. :ful Recent experimens with pineal re- gland afford an inte esting field for me1 speculation. Thus of eight young; or guinea pigs four whi were fed with g pineal extract gaine .36 per cent in' weight, while the contr s gained only tle 25 per cent, and a very similar effect to was seen in kittens a d young rab ea bits. In children similar y treated the physical progress was 1 s than that in controls, i. e., childre who were sgiven no pinxeal extract, hereas -thea :lve Farm larketing ,pe and May Be Done Profit of Both Consumer . DUDGEON. 2 Newspaper Union.) 3 Jn Copenhagen. r BUMR, BACON MD EGGS Iis teachers were mature, well-trained nen of good :intellectual ability, well paid, and, in most cases, community eaders and organizers. From fourteen to eighteen is an age wvhen Danish boys and girls are grow ng physically and- working at prac deal things, for the young Dane can 2ot enter the folk high school until he lA eighteen. Farm Apprenticeship. The prospective farmer, howevhr, has not stopped his educative proc esses during this eri'od. There Is ih Denmark a recognized system of farm apprenticeship for the future farmer. t is a common practise here for the rather who wishes his 'son to become a farmer to put him- for a period of three years upon iome of the accredit ed model farms of the country. Gen erally he stays on one farm for one year, moving on to a second and then a third In order that he may get dif ferent and broader points of view and may. see agriculture specialized along different lines upon the different farms. On' these farms. he is given an oppor tunity to learn, but for the Inost part his time is spent in hard labor. He learns to farm by farming. Folk Schools and Patriotism. After his apprenticeship Is complet ed he goes for at least a few months to one of the folk high schools, which are in the broadest sense sohools of patriotism. Inspiring lectures are used for'-instruction more widely than are text books. The history and liter ature of the country is the theme of many an hour. Every class is opened with a song, either patriotic. or re ligious, and- each day extensive read ings upon patriotic and religious topics are given. Pract al political economy and sociology a~ Included in the daily work. No one under eig'ateen may. at tend these folk high schools, br~t many an older man or woman in later, life finds there that for which there was no opportunity In youth. The schools are co-educational, but are co-educa tional In a thoroughly segregated way, for the men attend in 'inter and the women only In the summer months. These schools are privately owned and not absolutely free. The cost of five months' instruction and board for the -men for the winter months Is. about $55, while the women, who gen erally attend these schools in summer, pay only about $30~ for three months' instruction, including board an~ lodg ing. Small as these fees seem to be, the state -has various' ways of re ducing the fees, especially for the -sons and daughters- of the small holders. The total number of students in these summer and winter schools the last few years has never been less' than ten thousand. University Extension. These folk high schools L~'e, too, an extension form of educaticax some what similar to the university exten sion courses given .by some of our American colleges. The high school professors frequently go out to the schoolhouses for popular lectures upon history and literature, and upon soci ological subjects. Generally a little association is formed for the course of from six to ten lectures. Possibly one crona (twenty-seven cents) for the year is charged, or there may be a charge of twenty ora (four cents) for each lecture. Here at the high school building they also hold In the fall a special community meeting for three or four days during which three lec tures per day on subjects similar to those taught in the school are given, and in addition men of learr~ing or re nown from the outside are brought in. At this folk school the young farm er who has had his common school training, with all its contact with the realities oft life, and who has learne~d in three years' apprenticeship howv to farm, has an opportunity to learn how to be a citizen and a patriot. But. he has not yet completed his school work Upon the farm he has learned how to do things. He has yet to learn why. So he goes to an agricultural college and learns the theoretical and scien tific why which is 'back of the prac tical how. This is the story of Den mark's farmer in the making, through common school, apprenticeship.. folk "Let us profit," Miss Townsend re sumed, "by the sad example of the city chap. "This city chap got a job on a farm and the farmer put him to work at cleaning. "'It's the spring,' the ,farmer said,! and I want you to make the pigsty and the cow stable and the henhouse and all the other houses of the stock clean and sweet and comfortable.' 'Well, the new hand from the city worked with a will for two days. But on the third day he rushed Into the , greater. The contrast between the physical growth of the animals and the conditions seen in the children who developed mentally but not physically is striking. Trial of pineal extract in institutions for mentally defective children presents no great difficulty, and further observation might well be carried out. Talent and Genius. alentlis tha whihi n ua' Taent 'iu s tt nwhse owera' power; 'genius Is th~t in. whose power Igh school and agricultural cofleg.. Ine has put to travel through the i al sections of Denmark to satisfy Imself that the outcome of this rocess of education is a finished roduct of extremely high efficiency. The State and the Farmer. The Danish government is not chary C. the aid which It extends to the farm r. The aid, however, Is always ex ended upon the fundamental theory hat the best way to help the farmer r to help him to help himself. Pos ibly in no other way has the govern. nent so greatly furthered the inter sts of agriculture as in assisting in he acquisition by each farmer of the oil which he tills. Thanks to the oint activities of the government and he co-operative credit societies, it Is may to buy a farm in Denmark. - If the would-be buyer has forty per ent of the price to be paid for the 'rm and all its equipment he may ,pply to a credit society for a loan of sxty per cent of the value, the loan o run for from forty-five to seventy ilne years. Eachyear the farmer pkys Irom four to six per cent of the prin ipal amount borrowed. This, how wer, Is not wholly interest, butin :udes a small installment of principal, ;o that at the end of the period for which 'the money was. borrowed not mly has the interest been kept up, but ;he -principal has been automatically lischarged. There are, however, other forms of oans even more advantageous to the orrower,. particularly If he be one'of :he poorer farm laborers. If sucb a aborer is anxious to become a land; >wner on a small scale he may under :ertain conditions, procure a loan for ine-tenths of the purchase price of :he farm and equipment. The condi ions which he must meet are: He nust have been a farm laborer for Ive years (the law applies to women )n the farm as 'well as men); the and zpust not exceed ten acres In ex bent, nor $2,140 in value; he must rork the farm in a scientific manner, mnd must agree to follow a proper ro tation of crops and, by the use of manures and otherwise, Insure the mntinued productiveness of the land. For the. first five years the laborer pays three per cent interest and noth ing upon the principal. After that he begins to add a small percentage upon the principal in order to discharge his ebt. At no time, hoirever, does the total annual payment for principal and interest exceed four per cent of the a.mount borrowed. The government Is back of these co perative credit societies. By benevo tent legislation It makes their organiza tion and operation possible; it assists in supervision and inspection, and is some cases it advances to the co-op erative society the funds out of whicd the loans are made. There are it Denmark about half a million families Including those in cities and villages Co-operative credit societies have s membership of over two hundred thou sand-that is to say, two out of ever3 five families in the entire countrl seem to be represented In these co operative credit organizations. Ii fact, It Is because it Is so easy to bu3 land in Denmark that the tenant i disappearing and the small land owne: is taking his place. Other Government Assistance. The government has also enacte4 much 'other legislation calculated ti serve the interests of the farmer. I has regulated 'carefully the mans facture and sale of margarine, so tha It Is Impossible to Import or expor or sell It under any false represents tion that It Is butter. It has regulate< the quality of butter and has forbiddel the export of butter containing mor than sixteen per cent water, of butte: for the preservation of which anythinj other than common salt is used, o butter colored with any stibstance de rved'from coal tar. All butter mus have been made from milk or crean which 1-as been pasteurized; It mus have been made in an inspected dairy it must have upon It -the Danish labe guaranteeing its quality. The sanitary condition In the crearn eres, the method of packing, and the process of the sale of butter, are thox oughly controlled by governmient au thority. If any dairy which has bee1 authorized by the government to use a Danish label for its product violate: any regulation or law the 'minister o agriculture has the right to take away either temporarily or permanently the authorization to use the nationa trade mark. Butter from foreigi lands must not be marked In any wa: to imply that it has been made il Denmark, and those wishing to Impor butter must make a declaration an' be properly registered. Co-Operation Chief Factor. Those familiar with the condition: in Denmark concede that the educa tion of the farmer has contributes largely to the success of Danish agri culture. Every loyal Dane is pron of the government which has seen th' great Importance of furthering the is terests of the farmer by every mean' within its power. But no one whi knows, ever for a minute conceive; that Denmark could have taken he: present position as a produced of th world's best farm products, without cc operative organization. It is becaus of co-operation that It pays to farm scientifically. The production of th' highest grades of farm products I made worth while because co-operatiol enables the farmer to take these higb grade products to the profitable, in e' haustible, and discriminating market of the world. It is co-operation tha has resulted in better farming, bette business, better living. Co-operatio! has kept the farmer's sons and daugl ters upon the land and has stopped th rush to the city. Co-operation, in faci dominates the eco~nomic life nf th cstire nation. farm kitchen- with both eyes closed his mouth -swollen and red lump standing out all over his face and necl and hands. 'Give me my money, boss.' be said Tm through.' "What's the matter?" the farme asked. 'Matter?' cried the youth. 'No mor country jobs for me. Matter? Durnet if I know whats the matter, but It hai pened when I started to clean the bet hive."'. Down Hill. "The late Bishop Bowman,'' said Philadelphia Methodist, "used. ofte: to complain of the hardening and de teriorating effects of age. "He used to say that the deterlors tion of age began in mind no les than in body from the age of twent or so. As the body grew uglier, sa the mind grew uglier, in all save e, ceptional people. " Ah, yes, a man's second love,' b once said whimsically, 'Is worth mor PORTER MANSION IS HISTORIC Ancient House In Naugatuck, Con1i, Was Washington's Headquarters During War of Revolution. Boston.-There are still left In the country some houses where "George Washington stopped during the War of the R'evolution." No more pic turesque "Washington stopping place" exists,- however, than the old Porter mansion at Naugatuck, Conn., near the thriving city of Waterbury. The Por ,ter house Is kept in good state of preservation by historical societies. It Is filled with revolutionary relies. It Is in the same form as it was when Washington made it his headquarters Old Porter Mansion. during a part of the time he cam paigned in Connecticut. Today It ii visited by thousands of . motor ca: parties yearly. It is a very good ex ample of New England architecture of a century and a half ago. ThePortel family was one of Connecticut's mqi distinguished families and played hm Important part In the history of the state. ROME IS 2,667 YEARS OLE Italians Celebrate April 21 as Anniver sary of Birth of Ancient Capital of the Romans. Rome.-Rome celebrated her twc thousand six hundred and sixty-ev enth birthday on April 21 with a gen eral hoieting of flags and IlluminatIon but there was no revival this year o the celebrated Feast of the Century, the ancient ceremony, which was lasi attempted in 1900, when the Foruni and Palatine rang, as It did 20 cen turies before, with the invocation bi Horace to the "Alma Sol," In which hc asserted that the sun In its passag( around the world would see no suet sight as Rome. Although the year of Rome's birthday is officially recoguizec as 750 B. C., recent archaeological dis coveries indicate that - It should bx moved back many centuries. Another celebration now in progreat is in commemoration of the work'01 Bramante, called "the Prince of Mod ern Architecture," who died In 1514. Bramante's work is scattered al over Italy and Rome, bu't his- most cele brated edifices here are the Palace oa the Cancelleria and the Courts of Sai Damaso and the Belvedere at the Vati can. His was the original design fo the 'present St. Peter's, but both h and his patron, Pope Julius II, dies soon after the building was begur Had he lived, Michael Angelo's cupoli considered a -marvel of architecture would not have been realized. NO MILLIONS IN CHANGER' Myth of Uncialmed Wealth in Grea .Britain Exploded, But Still Causes Trouble. London.-Of all the hoary and of exposed myths going, there -is none apparently, that dies so hard, especial ly among a certain class In the United States, as the myth that there are us told mifllonii most of them belonging rightfully, to American citizens, lying unclaimed, in the possession of thi British court of chancery. 'There isn' any British court of chancery ani hasn't been for a quarter of a centur; or more, but that is a detail. Ever since the time when Jame: Russell Lowell was American ambac sador to England the representative: of the United States government ii this country have been attempting ti kill-this fiction, which gives them ni end of trouble. This, of course, is owing partly tV the fact that any legend about vas wealth that .Is supposedly going a-beg ging is bound to take a lot of killing but it is much more largely due to th4 ceaseless activity of enterprising "missing heirs" agencies and. "next-o kin" agents-a few of them In thi; country, but the vast majority on th< other side of the Atlantic-who keej on working the "unclaimed millions il chancery" delusion. When a Man Is Happy. Paris.-A man, a Paris psychologis says, is happy when he has somethini definite to make him happy. A wou an, on the other hand, Is happy us less there Is something definite t< make her unhappy. The reason o this Is, he adds, that woman's sensa of responsibility Is small. She is cor tent to enjoy the present without woi rying about the future. To Stop Phone Eavesdropping. Denver, Colo.-D. Schaefermeye has invented a device to make' telh phone eavesdropping impossible. Al indicator discloses the fact that th line is in use and if the interrupter at tempts to talk the telephone will giv out the busy signal. First Arrest After Year's Work. Chicago.-After more than a year' service in the police department, Pa trolman William Tuohy made his fire arrest. His fellow bluecoasts pri sented him with a green ribbo "medal." American Women Blamed. Paris.-American women are th cause of indecency in dress, accorc ing to a prominent Paris dressmak "French women initiate the mode, he said, "but Americans degrade It. Wants Masses SaId for 100 Years. New York.--The will of Rev. Cyrla Kisle, filed here, provides 'that hi estate shall go to St. Joseph's Rom Catholic church If masses for years are said for the hios~~b soul and those of two fi~' Spinster OutlInes Maae Womaa New York.-The - ~nse live longer than the mrl oaa a business woman lilsoneta Sthe business mana~~St rh R ~unterk actayo N1ew York Li1 AT MEMORY'S INDLY 29W Brightly Burning FireA d t mental Thoughts, ThoughbNot of "Love's Young D. He was sitting In front of a brightl burning fire talkng to her. After while he said thoughtfully: "This reminds me of a grate that I used to sit in front of years ago "I can well. imagine how you.:n-, joyed those evenings," she responded hopefully; "open fires give one such.a. sense of home." But he went on talk ing of drafts'and heat and ashes and the hygienic condition of a room ven tilated by a fireplace. "I have never known a grate,' e continued, "like that oni.ln the home of the girl where I used to go so often." A long silence followed, the crack ling of the fire being th - only. sound in the room. It was broken at last by him In a voice that had echoed of a dear memory in its tones: "You cannot imagine how I loved that-grate!" Quite Probable. Pat was showing his freshly landed friend through New York, and the sights weie pointed out to the new comer with the pride of one thor oughly at home in the land. Finally they paused in front of Trinity church, at the head of Wall street, and -while the ancient graveyard was being ex plored, the bell in the steple began to ring. Casey, the newcomer, looked up at the tower a moment, and then tufned to his friend. "Tell me, Pat," he'sad, "why does the bell ring at this time of day?" Pat studied the questioner a mo ment, and then observed: "'Ti my idea there's-some wan pullin' th' rope. HUMOR DISFIGURED BABY Clarendon, . ~ C.-"My baby was' broken out.with a red, thick and rough-looking humor when about two months old. It would come in patches and went almost all over her. Inthat way. The'laces were like rn&worM and as they would spread'he'woud turn ied and make sores Andi tch. The-rouble Went to her face and disfigured her adly. Her clothes 4r6. ritated It "I saw. the advertisement of Cuti cura SoaDi and Ointment and I got a sample and In one night's time I could see a change In the redness . and In. two days the place would be nearl gone. .I sent and got one twenty-flyd cent cake of Cuticura Soap and two fifty-cent boxes of Cuticura Ointment, which cured my 'baby. She was well in three months." (Signed) Mrs. Ber tha Sawyer, Oct;. 11 1912. Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold throughout the world: Sample-of each freewith 32-p. SkinBook. Address post. card "Caticura, Dept. 14 Boston."-4v. Whe They .urn. "My wifeFIs learning to cook by cor respondence course. She writes apa asks .how to mix biscuits and they re ply by return post." "What If the biscuits are Ia danger of burning after she gets them in the oven?" "Then she telegraphs."-Satuda SJournal. RUB-MY-TISM Will cure your Remtn and a Skinds of aches'and pains-Neuralgia. CraPs, Co0ie, Sprains, Bruises, Cats; Old Sores, ~Burns,a etc.~ Antiseptic rAncodyne. 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