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AGRICULTURE. RENovATivo WolN-OUT LAND.-No good farmer will allow his fields to become exhausted by excessive cropping but will adopt timely ineasures for keeping up their fertility ; but should they become reduced under bad management., the questmpg of re novating is one of t yory first impo'tance. If the farmer has ll bfianco 'of good dressing, the question Is easy of solution; but where large areas are to be restored the manure heap is likely to fall, and some other plan must be adopted. The choice, in such a case, lies between green manur ing and sheep. Land whose fertility has become quite low will prodnce a decent crop of clover by the aid of a liberal appli cation of plaster, and this clover, when ploughed underacts wonderfully in restor ing the lost fertility of the soil. Buck wheat will flourish upon soil too poor for corn or wheat, and, next to clover, is per. haps the best crop for green manuring. Both should be turned under when in full bloom. The value of sheep for restering run-out grass lands Is too well known to require anything more than simple mention. 1t has been- successfully prac Used for generations, and yet there aire many farmers who complain of run-out lands, who keep no sheep ait all. Aside fromt their value In restoring worn outI lands to fertility, there is no stock the farner can keep that pays so well, and that so many farmers do not keep them is a wonder. We asked one farner the ques tion the other (lay, and his reply wis that his fences were too poor. in other words, it would require a little labor to repair his fences. TilNNIxo Fiurr.-Skilful fruit growers have long been in the practice of thinning the young fruit on overbearing trees, both for the good of the fruit that remains, and to prevent exhaustion of the trees, and we have often had occasion to urge the iit)por tance of the practice, which in addition to the advantages already mentioned, saves much labor in hand-pickingr afterwards numerous Imperfect specimenls, and much time in assorting after they are gathered. Before, or by tihe time they are an inch in diameter, the finest syeciiieitis may be seen for leaving, as the sinaller anid poorer ones are taken out. 6ome valuable hints on this subject were given at thie last winter meeting of the Western New York llorti cultural Society. W. C. Barry said they could not get good exhibition pears without thinning the clusters. They used a pole with a uotch in one end, which enabled the operator to twist them oir rapidly. E. hloody, in speaking of the Northern Spy. which is so ohten defective on crowited trees, balid it wonutld UL become very prot auble when we make up our minds to thin it thoroughly, and that, if we would take off in tiime front three-fourtihs to seven eights, we would get nearty as much iii measure, and twice thie price of any oIer apple we grow. Alaj. Brooks thought tihe 8py could be best thinned by cutting out crowded brainehes. Air. Viek sa1id no one had anly mlitisiiess to glow iaippJes who would not thin them. FUNOAAN grass or millet can be grown oil s(d land about as well as anywhere else. A fiei taking off a crop of hay, turn the sod over flat, spread oii and harrow in some special fertilizer. Put in theseed at the rate of one bushel to the acre, bushing it in and rolling the land. If the ground is seeded by the middle of July, a fair crop cau be cut by the middle of September. There are many wide awake fiarnerst who adopt, the above practice every year. 'Tuii three following pr'(cesses may13 lie laid dowii as the foundation oft iall good farming: First, by draining, to get iad of all the suiperfluous waiter. Secnd.ni to re tarn to thbe land through the medium or umnure made upon0 tile place, if poiblehh, the fertility of thme soil wvhichm lins been taken away by cropping. Tirld, to destioy all weeds, thiat, they muay niot Iced upon that, fertility of the soil which thle plantisI Suiitriuin vni llore. -Roip will sonie times yield to The hollowing tireatimeiit: Open the al'eted fowl's beak and wvith am tube, which may lbe forumed of paper, blow half a teauspoonful of sidpihur docwii the thlroat. Tlhree ilpplictions h ave been known to cure. AN Olio wool grOwver, noticing that another flock master comnplained that lie could not ridh his shleep of ticks, says he C was troubled that, wiay once, amni aduvisesr wetting salt with turpeintine when salting sheep. lie funds this cifectual, without A n1oos Time~,. A boy entered the Fremont, Police Sta tion on a rni Bunday irighit aiid requetdi a the presen'ice of ani ollcer to quell a disturb- y ince iin a houiise oin the uipper endi of Bleaui bien street. Whmen the oflicer reiached the j house lie found about twenty peolhe as sembled to witness a marriagec, but a form er lover of thme bride had refused to let tthei ceremony piroceed. Th'le father took thme otllcer through into the kitcheii and ex plainled. '"Them objector and olije tioiis have hiappdiy beent renmoved andim thme nmiarriatge ceremlonly perfIorimed. Sorry3 to have t roua bled you, but, you shaull partaike of t hiirteen different kinds of refireshmieint." ''What wvas the trouble?'" "'Well not much. Aly daughter waus en-i gaged to a teamster, but t hey gut intoi at qiuairrel and declared it oil'. Th'len she was engaged to a bricklayer, hut lie lied to her, and they broke it up. Then she was eni gagedl to a inilkimnad tihey wer'e expect iiig to be married1, wh'len along camne this younig iman. lie is a coop( r,andi soi am 1. 1 saw how nice it wouild be for us to coop together, lie usimg amy shop andim i usinig his tools, anti ao 1 persuaded Alary to have him. "'And the muilkimain kicked." "'Yes. ile raised a great row ambouit it, but we fInally subjugated him."' "How ?" "Conie this way ?" Thel father led thle ofilcer ito thme back yard, and the old lover', was then dliscover' edl, tied neck and heals, andl pushed inito ian emp~ty hogshead, with thme big tamilty dog standing guard over hmiuu. he prisonetr was terribly imdignated, threatening to cleian out, the crowd, amid he re'sted a moment on the high back feince to obaserve, '"As for you, old peg-leg, I'll lay for youl if I ever catch you, I'll nash every bonue in your body I'" "DIear inc I but how unreasomnable I'" sighed the father as lie rubbiled his hanids. ''The youiig imani does anot, s'omn to realize the benefits of a cooper copairtniersip. TIhe capaimety of my shop01 will now be doubiled, business will lie rushed, amnd I shall boardt time bridal couple for $8 per week, cash every Saturamday. iiubeii must get over this unreasonableness or I shiall refuse to take milk of him. But, come ini and kiss the bride aund help um' festivate over the auspicious occasion.'' T1he ofllcer found opportunity to ask Mary If it was a happy match foi' her, aind she answered : "~Well, dad's boss hero. le saud I iiight as well marry a cooper as a mIlkman, ad I dida't want to flunk on the old mami. So~rt o' boss time isn't, it " DOMESTIC. IoUx MAnAD IREAD.-TWO di6tinel methods produce good results; both arc given below, wdh personial preference for the'quickest: 'to ftiake the yeast-boll two ounces of hops in'four quarts ot water for a half;hour, strain, cool the liquid until lukewarm. add half a pound of brown su gar, twoteaspoonfuis of salt, and gradu ally stir in one pound of flour; let this leaven ferment four days In a temperature of about 98 dog. Fahrenheit, stirring it whenever it rises to a foatu. On the third day add to it three pounds of potatoes boiled and niashed, on the fournk day strain and bottle it and keep it in a co>l place. To make bread : Put seven punds of flour in a deep bowl, make a hollow in the center and put into it one quart of luke. warm water, and use as nuch of it as is necessary to make a rather soft dough, inixing it welt with the hands until it is sanooth and shining then strew a little flour under and over it, cover the bowl with. ia [lick folded towel, and set to rise lve hours in a tenil)erature of v8 dog. when it is risen knead it for 15 minutes, divide it into four loaves, place them in separate pans, and let the Joaves statid where the lough ias beei until they have swollen to louible their frst size ; prick each one three ,nes with i fork, and bake them one hour ii a imoderate oven, tuing care not to )urn thei. In winter be sure to keep tlie rend dough well covered so that, it may 'ise properly. 'lVX-'rIoN O DIriINiuA.-To prevent liplItlicia, then, and so finally externuinate t, every inan, woman and chili through. >utm our land and the world shiould be >rought to obey the the laws of life amnd iealth. Parents shoulI regularly feed, >roperly bathe and (iuly restrain all chil. Irei before they coine to the years of inderstanding and aecouintabilmtv. This Aione would do munch. A late pronnnent )l>ysicialn of Paris estimated that 3,000 hibiten had died in that, city durilig the hirty years of his practice there fron short louveb, snort Iants and or her kindred il)rIienCes in the dressing of children, knd 1 amn fully convinced that as largo a roportion are sacrUfI.ced, in towns at least, I this country froi the same cause-all or a wPicked fashion. And, from a care ill observation in this country and abroad, amn confIdent that at least as iny inore re carried off by innproper food and irreg iarity inl taking it, together with poison >us candies and other unwholesoine and indigestible trash that no child or other 'crson should eat. l'irt n i Kienv $. --A contriv .ice called the DetectivC Cjainmera was late y brought out in London. Its lilirpose is o canble a Iersion to take photographs of mly desired subject, without anybody but kiniself being cognizant of the operation. I outward appearance it resenibles a quare case, and can tie (listluised as a >ortinanteiu, a shoe-bilack's box, or even book. The operalor places it upon the ;routiid, or holds it und(er his arm, the >ressure of a pneumatic hail openiiig or :losing time hided i10lns at the retuire(l nonaeiit. Several scenes have been thus eeiired, which bear evidence that tle mi1o( Is hiad no idea that their images were be og so stoleli. Cous ixo nv E .Eine t immry, *-As a inath er f fact the electric current is as well litted o produce heat, as it is to priduce light, .ind juWt ats electricity will, inl aill proba uility, be made to yield the priicipal arli elail ight of the futureso will it doubtless e applied to lioiseloki heating. The nie nnacilles which light the house by ighit. will heat and cook by day, besides 'erforin g o1ther duties, such as driving a offec niill or a sewinlg miachinie. Autox'o cookies are very nice. Th'lis ale will miakem a large quantity, and may f course lhe vatriedl to suit, your need : T'wo ontis of butter, three pounds of sugar, nle po~uni Iof alhntds blanched and chop.. ed, cut, ini halves or poundied, two tea poonfule of cinnilanon, 01ne teaspoonfiul of aleratus, one Cuii of biolling water, one Jiion, 0110 dozen eggs, kneadi~ in [tour inough to nak th11( 1le douigh as stif as cooky Loughi should be, roll andt cut in fancv hapes, and after they arc in thie tiis p~rinmkle [lhe alinionids thickly over thenu. 'uieom.t.Ara P'rmil1No.-Scaldl together a niart of milk mind three ouncees of grated hocolate. Set it away until coldl and then i the beaten yolks of live eggs and1( cup fsugar. him ke about twenty-live niinutes. leat time whites of [lie eggs to a stilf froth, p~read over [lhe [01) of the pudding anid irowni themu slightly in [lie oven. Trhise umndkhng shoult be served very col. TIKI.RI'nox i A I.AII~st.---Th'e llelgiumn Tel phone1 Coinipany3 have n~ade arrangements o that any (r time subscribers leaving word nmy evening niay bec awakened at any hour lie nmext unornoig by3 mncs of a power uii alarin. At i Ciiws.-Thr is aii eftfort mnsk ing a England, to I est thle syvstein of e3Inpress d aii (locks, wichvl have becen itroduiced .to l'aris, and of which long dtescriptions v'itiih ietorial ilhuisitain h015lave appearet a scieti iic aiin mcan jouna~ls. 'i'enm tatmiins are proposed for thle .lritish mne mollis. Wnn-e tao l'o r'A-riOis. --Whip bioiled pota oes to (crealny lightnesas with ai rork ; bmeat ii liut ter, milk, pepper anid salt ; at last he frothed white of anm egg ; to~ss irregul rly umpon a dish, Set ini the oven two iini Ites to reheat biit ti, not let, it color. IWsA N 8.x AI. -l'ut. some limna benns, >otate and(ii~ bieets (all boiled tenderC) on ic, atul( a short timue befrore serving cut he poitaitoes anid beets into rathier thbin .ices, aid [lie beaus and dress wvith oim, >epper, sal, and vinegar. Uarmish with a ew watercresses. I loraui surius wvill 111nd t hat. zines may ie scoured with great ecoinmy of thme and trength by uisinig either glycerine or cre isote mixed with a little diluted suilhrie iicd. Otria fretquently cracas because of the Iryness of lihe air in roomis wamied by iovcs. An Auistrian palper reco llnnends lhe a~ditioni ofi a little chloridle of cidci um o glue to prevenit this. C'i AiN( of the hands(1, which is one of hei iniost dhiagret abile in'cimivemiuem of nhi1( weaither, canm he easily preveniled by iibbinmg the hatmits with powdered stmarch. 1BAi Roap~, when boughti, hmoiuld he cuit n square pieces andu put ini a dry pilace. It msts better after ahrinakimg. Ai.1. flish skini shiouihl be wasmhed, dried hioroiughily, cuit in smiallI bits and put in a lox or papiler taig [to use in sett[ling coffee. Wusixvu the sauce boils from the ddes of time pin you miiy know the Ilour' ir con starchi ts done(. M.A sv (10 not kinow that eggs readily ac :pdire the lavor of [lie sumbstances imi whicht lhey are preservedl. IN Icimng enkee, dip the kniife frequently into cold water, A MAN read a enowspaiper art6 lip-&d the duty and necessity of making wills. It tQld of the evils and embarrasements which frequently follow a neglect of this import aut though disagreeable duty, and impress ed it upon the reader that will-making was somethlg that should not be postponed. The artiblo produced a dep efTect upon, this man at once. The tiought of nak og a will had never entered his head before, and lie was on the down hill side of life, too. Ie turned it over and over in his mind. True, lie was hd good health then, but lie did not know what might happen. Men in perfect health,' apparently, had been known to drop down dead. Yet lie shrank from making a will. it looked too much like winding up one's worldly affairs for the final Jutnp Into eternity. But 1lh1e thought haunted hui. Io couldn't sl1e) at nights on account of it. le was sorry that lie knew anything about wills and re gretted thiat he had ever read tWe article. After growing nervous and thin and pale over the matter. he finally screwed him self up to the determiination thit tie would make his will, when lie discovered that lie hailn't anything to will and never had. lie felt better, [l Nbiuurgh Catholki.1 'wir Staiteentiis Indorwod. A strong stateniet unqualilledly in. dorsed must indiluco contdene. In tihis connection we note the following from Dr. Louis Bck & Son, Sheboygaini, Wis. : We have been handling 6t. Jacob's Oil and are pleased with the large deniand. Hardly a day goes by without hearing from some one or itother uf our IVa'ron haviig used it with entire satisfaction, saying it ii the best thing they ever tried, and we join them1 in so saying A coNr tI mii v r 1.0 oiol nianl, lame 1111( feeble, alt carrying a pinat bottle full of somiething, halted a pedestirian in the at reet the other day. and said --"I found this oot. 1 tle in the corner there, and I wish you'd tell me what,'s in it." The other took it, removed the cork, and snuffed in a full breath. 'l'he next instant he staggered against, the wall, clawing the air and chok ing and gaspng, and it was a full minute before lie blurted out. "Wy, you idiot; tha's hartsh4o ' "Well, I'm perfectly willing to take our word for it without extra insults," ouserved the invalid, in an injued voice. le took his bottle and Walked ol', like a ian who hald beeni abused without the least excuse. Al AN is a noble creature. Ile will come down town an( expend a quaImrter at a ihar ber shop for shaving aimt piriliery. I le will spend as much, or inore, on a game of billiard, get his boots blackened, buy , a qtarter's worth of cigars,a plug of toblacco, and a glass of beer. Ile car ries home a lit tle paper bucket of ice ercam, and helps to cat it. The creani shows that tie is ready to deny himself, and that lie never forgets his darling little wife. [HOst11it, (Mass4.) ' ti tr. Alr. A. 1. MorsO, Westhioro', Mass., imentions to us the gratifying information, that St. Jacob's Oil relieved him of a very severe attack of scitic Itheniatisni and is an excellent thing. MADuANI X. asks her husbanti for a new dress. "But, bless my soul, dear, this is the fotrith new dress you've wanted in two onthis." "Veiy well, very well; your heartlessness will kill me, and then you'll see if the new dress I'll want then-plain white wiath sai i ii facings to mat.ch. the lini - lng of the coflhi--won't ciost a deal 11o0 e.~ "'I111ay, my love, but it will be cheaper int the lonig riii -yon 'll never w~ant an. Other I'' "'AN a manll seeL w'.ithiout eyes5?" aisked( the Pro(fessor. "Yes, sir," was the priomlpt answer. "Plray, sir*, hi rv do you make tliiit (lit?'' cried the astonished Professor. "lie can see wi one, sir," replied the readly wit ted youith, and the whole class shouted with declighit at. his triuimph over mietaphysics. A simle~k, pure, harnmless remedcy, that cures every time, and prevenits disease by keepIng the blood pure, stonmach regular, kidneys and liver active, is the greatest, bleesmg ever conlferred upon man. H~op Bitters Is that reiuiedy, and its propPrietors are being blessed by thousands who have been saivedi and cured by it. Will you try it?" "'),iommo, what can I do toget. id of iiny b~liliessq?" asked a Camden inebriaite of ai plin-spocu1 docltor. "'Quit drninkingi eer andi whliskey." "it if I hluit ll cotllapilse right off, woim't I ? "'(ertitinly. " dIiffteee t hen, if I keep on Il lie btilbin as longa *1 live and if I dint I'll be bilious "P'Eriun, what. r'e you sayinig to1 the lhly ?" sid a schoolmaster. "'lie wanltedl to know if you take ten from sevenlteen how many will renmain ;so I took ten of his apples to shlow him11 and now he wanlts th-it I should giyc them bacek." "''Well, whly donI't you1 don it thein ?" "'(Coz, sir, lie wouhli t hen foiget how mianiy is left'''" Aske dl a bright ~li loigmn. (lOh ! I fool * mi a,-rabi ; l'm tIl 0o1, tanl can't. eat, anid uy baIck( .s $o laima I can't worik." ' 'Why in tihe worl1-d do't' you take~ Kuidoy-Woitt T 'hat's wytat I take when Pim out, of 1o1 tS, and1( it, al 1 ways koop-1 m11 mi perfooct tiuno. My dtoctor .. r(o '1n11n uids it for' all auch troubles-." Kid.. iloy-u I'.rt is theto eurif Cio fori bihousne-ss anid ecorw.tip~ titn. lo't, fail1 to ti'y it. - L laus u nws. AXi' 1-irr.iie . econloirt ?(ounid el. lowv who has beeni arraige d fr sheep, and looking at hiimi witi. glanmce sai philosophically. "You to have known thmat toi (delilerately stL a sheep is a great cr'ime, which thlerc is 110 earthly necessity to perpettate. Why didn't, y-ou just. buy the sheep and1( not pay13 for it ? Tlhat would have simiplilied matters and11 isavedl youi from prisoni." "W'Vx gain by3 (otheris' failures," said the lecturer. And the hittlo man In the snull' colloredl suit, who sat In the bac~k row, rose right up to remank, '"Perhaps you do, blIt blamed If I gain anlythling by 'em. No less than a dozen 's failed this week, aind they stuack ime bad, every one." Apt the pollee main catrriedl him1 out, lie was heard to re mlark abiouit being allowed to pick a fellowv up when lie wams lying thiat way. 'Thiui is but one real cure for baliness -CAn iNE, a deodorized extract (If p0 tro'eumn a natuirid liaiir liestore'r. As re centhy improved, CA lm 'i.isN isj free f r om iany objetioni. Tihe best hair dIressling kiiowna. A 0KNT-.iint A calling on ai farmer, nlh. served, "'Mr. Joneis ytiir clock is qluite right, Is it ?'' ''Well, you see, sir,'' sai Mr. Jones, "'nobody don't understand much about, that clock but mnc. When the hands of the clock standlt at twelve thn it strikes two, aiid then I anows it's twenty ,nlinites to senenn Vegetine. 2rostrated From Weakness. BALTIMOR, bid., fitne 6, 1879. - Ait. STEVENS-Dear Sir: I can testify to the ood effects of your inedicine. For several years was alieted with a severe cough and weakness, iitd was perfectly jroatrated; blit nfite taking three bottles of your Vegetino, jnade from the Poider, I was entieily relieved. Very respectfully, Mrs. M. K. 8THEET, 01 Ullmtore Street. SKIN DISEASE CURED. BALPISIORE, Md., June, 4,1879. Dear Sir: About six months ago I found ily face ind bouly covered with ptinples. Vegelinlo was ,trongly recomimentled to anin by a friend, anl I )rocined sonme at at neighboring drug slore. After Isilig t vo bolliles I mtust say I was entirely cnred anid I ;an .cheerfully reconnnend it as a Blood 'uriter. X. LOW RNSTEIN, 103 S. Caroline St. I AM1VL CURLED 8r. L.OUIS 3o.y larch 8, 1879. 1420 W arrenl Street. I j have ieen siffering fromt t'hironic Ulcerations if the leg for the last live yearz. About three T1 hl11 ago I was reeoniieniled to use Vegetine, mt, sinc11 ushig It, I.amkin eureil. 1 am11 never with UL V'egetino in lite holiSe. JOIIN W~AONE1I. alr. Wagner is one of our old (lernian lliizens it St. l.41tuis, antld I Ihave sold hin Vegetine. IL it-. %OUTr. To Purify the Blood ' H.ir imony, M d., Ma1y 6, 1879. 1lit. WlW KNS-Sir: I htve used your Veget lue, [ll hloleve it I lie best llediline out for driving way till ilipurities of the liluil, reoiving holIs, Iiile huti all of her Cruptions of the skin. I can evonlninelnd it II all lly friends %,4 it good thing ti ourily lihe blooui. Yours rescililly, il1 Nit Y .EWIS, Old Town iotel. Tegetine is Sold by all Druggists. MRS. LYDIA E. PINKHAM, OF LYNN, MASS., LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S VE GETABLE COMPOUND. 78 at Positive Oure for all thoito PutOnnel Oonsplininta and Weaknessee soconsisnon toour best ireanil population. It will eure en'.irely the worst forrn of Femnlo Comr plaits, all ovatran troubles, Intlammnation and Ulcern tion, Fallinlg and Displacemeints, nnld thle consequent E'pinal Weakness, ani fit p)articularly adalited to the Chantlgo of Life, It will dissolvo aind expel tunnors from the uterus In an early stage of elevelopiuent. Thto tenotency to can. coroua humoersthere14iscekel veryv-pectlillyhyitsause. It remtoves &*n intneiss, 'flatulencey, .cotroys till craving fo siulns.ad e(ee \ekns fth tm~h ItersBotnV enneuNru 'otain Geea )hlty lelsna /~y~in n n gestion. hamn ish thostaigve rnitefnniyte. or l the rnrof ,idrney complnts nof oithe xehi Lnn, Mas rion to. our bnttrilor p5. ent byam. twilcr theomu irchyls the rt formi of emaegs Con recaiptal of pria, t1pruboxrelier Mrunnnat. inkhcea tionly answer ad 'patts finuiry. and or pamph.euu ;eit. Aess, abovo Isenationlrl dais ed Itndl torphioty-f th.; sipr. 25ucens prineir n. ni Pht curelerng whoiaeu. Wnely,, irovirtten agasioni. ~ecn~nec o lns ytkn That feing rom soeaii ono .'.houlad an wforh anhbkch, Is niem.y pantiy covenv. yit Amog Iteil al nev anituera biunesin acnpa liaony i etmatlas, dtha ft en fnai tient pon th changeof hieyena~t or unwited it,. 1OIfi you relr~ at an dl you aesre , a oii fy>n, nss. riea manCl h ottefr . t,- ml Intnedb for strai of saoi. te toiinfnoveren, on froyarts aol mghts finiy eork, fo r si. lot. Amddrnts nand aoe toroe bain not eran Ief yuayugami ntb w shufrn from! Any PIN-TA iVed orLI Thngey bore younniao,sulfeino nss, tvuiy ofnb~ i H r. 2 p tBiter O. Whoover y I u ' are~r~ 'uans'ia - .r:nryn7t d r ing orusinmle ating havel btenProvlnte wulilthu ui.l/ngn'n y a ims bly useo Itl kl~ osH ote' p 'ol~ Hoiterssn. hinInto yit (I fits' .ti aemi~lee 11 alauvfe, bofod iootr o e liuhd for 111it. torentlV iiikormli ye A, You aef~il i ~ will b b iltobnac, orllia ch ulreinusioui uli narotica. -l~ui op1 yuh B ittersm.~at lulr oiri If you ra i. I old bye drg en y he k an i sts. oend for towB iitdstryvula NER Wonr o. lu livainu an ii o ls an 110 virranl Hopfe haes. watF'ow o., raed orusnl,-i ryug Roetuia ferom Thse nwrong an adpBiersemn wl Woeafvr yupo thec 'aandr e Ind h whlisher byo nttngt ay sao the adorni - tNtow Editin of oWEBSTER has~ 118,00r W'liord, have El~nglraveins,i of ver970rNaes r hlihed h cotL AIiMnt n a.n asolet qiven up by Dootore. "Is it possible that Mr. Godfrey is Pp and at' w9rih and ciqre4l.y, so simple a remedy)" "I assure you it Is true that he is entire ly cured, and with nothing but Hop Bit ters; and only ieh days ago his doctors gave him up and said he must die I" "Well a-day I That is remarkable I I will go this day and get some f6r my poor George-I know hops are good." A. 0IENTLMAN met a rather "u ncertain" acquaintance in the pdat-ofmice recently, when the latter said: "I'm a little short, and would like to ask you a conundrjim.' "Proceed," observed the gentleman. "Well," said the "short" man, "suppose you hud $10 in your pocket and I should ask you for $5, how inuch would remainP" "Ten dollars," was the pioinpt answer. iiElhiainhili I-The only perfect proprie tary me! iclue as a "Blood Bearcher" is that bearing .the naue of "Dr Lind sey," and which may be had from drug glts. "DON'T you think we ought to separate, our husbands ?" said a lady to her friend. "Do you not see how excited they have becole I They are beginninst to call each other 'ox' and 'asci and all sorts of dis agreeable things." "Oh, no," was the calm reply. "Let them go on ; they have known each other for more than twenty years, and ought to know wLat they are talking about." LYIA E. PINKHAM's Vegetable Coin poand, the great medicine for the cure of all female complaints, is the greatest strengtlhener of the back, stomach, nerves, kidneys, urinary and genital organs of inan and woian ever knowa. Send for circu lars to li3'(la 1. Pinkhiam, Lynn, Mass. A (oaNT.-jjMAN, recently about to pay his doctor's bill, said : "Well, doctor, as my little boy gave the ineasles to all my tneigh bor's children, and as they were attended by you, 1 think you can afford, at the very least; to deduct ten per cent from the amount of my bill for the increase of busi ness we gave you." Alysiruv SoivEn.-ThC great secret of the wonderful success of ViwT-rINx. It strikes at the root of ditease by purifying the blood, restormat the liver ant kidneys to healthy action, invigorating the nervous sys _ "I oxm.v want to show you one thing more, Professor; I have invented a shot t way of boring mount anins, which I think will prove valualle." "My. dear sir," burst forth the wearied lialeuer, 'if you would only invent a short methoi of bor ing individuals, you wo'ild indeed confer a lasting benefit upon the race." MANY ladies misinterpret their suffer Ings. Try a box of 'Sellers' Liver Pills." Sold by all druggists. - JOH NNY goes to school and] is (listinguish. ed among his oomrades for his laziness. "In my class," he said before company "there are four of uR, andl I am the best." But seeing his father frown at liim,hstily adled "Next to'Louis, George and An Orew. '11th Power of the Presg. In no way is the p.wer of thn press moro surely sh.,wn than in the uni iv. r-at! kiow'odgo that has a hs.-, than a 3e r boon, diffu-ol thironiout. fif-y nnilions of poplIo of the wondog fid curativo piopertimes o that splen id remedy Kidney-Wort. And tih pt opo from the Atlantic to tho Pacilie have ,-howvn thc ir inteligonce and tin-ir liowlodgo of wha. m ini thai papora, bey airudy masaing K ci cy Wort their hious ha, c rem- dy forn all dt.sea~es of the kidneys. hvor a ad bowola.--UmnnALw. Fromai tihe (aa, (County "Leoadier." Corroxwoon, Chase Co., Kanmu,,. -'Anakesis" in the namoa of a Pilo Rtemedy introduaced ian tIs seoction of the SItato upon tho recomndaaation of those who have tried it.. by W. WV. Jones. William BartLon says he tried every remed-ay recommendeicld. but '-Ana kesis" was the only one that oiheeted a peruna nout cure. 8anmples of -'Anakosis" amre seant free to all suffere-rs on sphIlicaitionI to "Aanaklesin" Depot, iBox 294J6, Now Yo'rk. Also sold by druggists ovory hiro. Prnico $i.00 per box. "Rfoul': ont Bats " A ek I).uaggistst for it. It clears out rats, mice, ronch~es, bed-bugs, flies, veranin, in sects. 15c. L.iadies Attenaton. We want intelligent,. energetic Lady Agent. to soil to wvonmn only, an arlicle of real 1by glonie mnarit. For particnlars and liberal turmas, adurops -WAGNER & CO., Chicago, Ill. MESSHSa. AloRoAN & HEAmLY, Mutuid Life illiltlg,'i'ntha aud cheSLng siree s, hayc oli hand a sup~ert, stock o1 extra line quaalty Dia. muondas, which Ithey olfer at. aw low prtccs as -tones or the hirs! (mttaty, periet allke in color an~d shape, cain be sold for. Battle Creek, Michigan, ~ANUFAoTUiRERs OF ThF. ONLY GENUINE THRESH ERS, Traction and Plain Engine. and Horse-Powers. Moat~ompieteThreakervFaotory Establishod in the World, 1848 YER8 ,e:*""an'tcian '"-nan-, maaement, or ocato.to"cup h STEAM-POWERn RPARATORS and in Tne , n gsaaldPlain Lgis ever seen in thneinoricain markae, for 188 tegeher with tupolr qaaiZafa cero e tfon anj nmaierfals not dreamed of y other ma~ket s. Fouar size of Hoparators, frotin to 12 horse 7,500,000 *an l',tenb% conatantly. on laaf from w b0h il d * ity compiarable woo-ork of our machiner-y. TRACTION ENGINES htrongestmosi durable and eghcient ewu. sed. d, 10, 18 ullorse wer. .NICHOL.S, SH EPA RD A 00.. Battle Creek, Mioht.ya ______________ 910 no ePaq quhar Separator Pe.nna, Igrioultaral Works. Tesrk.Pa. Uget drf RHEUMATISM, Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lumba g, Backache, Soreness of the est,. Gout., Quinsy, Sore Throat, Swell ings and Sprains, Burns and Scalds, General Bodily Pains, Tooth, Ear and Headaohe, Frosted Fe'et and Ears, and all other Pains and Aches. No Preparation on earth equals 8T. JACoUs OIL as a aaft, sure, aiti te and cheap External Remedy. . A trial entals but the comparatively trifling outlay.of 50 Cents, and every one suffering wth pain can havo cheap and positive proof of Its claing. Pirections in Eleven Languages. SOLD BY AI.L DRUGGISTS AND DEALERB IN MEDIOINE. A. VOGELER & CO., ,PlUtimore, Md., V. &..A. THE ONLY MEDICINE IN EMTlNlK L1O1il) Ol DItY FORM That Acts nt clso ameso tinle on *rm T IVER, THE 20WE&l, AND TZ KIDNIYg. WHY ARE WE SICK? Because -tre allow these great organs to become cloggeed or torpid, and poisonolts hutnorsure therefore fiorcdl into the blood that shouhlbe crpelleI iaturalli. Qhil WILL SURELY CURE KIDNEY DISEASES, LIVER COMPLAINTS, PIL.F.1, CONS1-IP'ATION, UITINARY DISEASES, F1 A LE 11 WAICNESSES, AN D N iItV0US 18(ISODICEIS, by catsingfree action q these orgaus and restoring their power to throw off <listase. Why suierer BilionN linlins anti aciest Why torsmonted with Piles, Constipation? Why frightoned over disordered KidneyaI Why enduro ierrous or nick headachesl Use KII)NEY-WO itTand rejoice in health. It is put up tin Dry Vegetule Form, in tin cans one pmaclcago of which imiakes six quarts of miedicinio. Also in Liquid Form, very Concen. tratedi, for thsose that cannot'readily prepare it, lvin artS. waith eusal efilciency in either form. (GET 1T 01F YOUR DitUGGIST. Piltes, Oa.oo WELLS, IlCIIAIRDSON A Co., Prop's, (Will send the dry post-paid.) DUn.INIGroN, VT. NOVELLO! DITSON & (CO. are the sole agents for the IUtel Rsttes for thec mngulilsvnt Novello isit of LDratorios, Operas, (ilees, Pasrt-sngs, &c. Thei tepcarait Anthems, (Chorses, 0r (ilss, cost bust 63 ~ents to 10 centsn echl, and are very largely use01t for occasionalin insg. Thie follow Inag sare excel lent anid racticailintrusctive workii, andss ace calledl " Primers," but are really a great deal miore: 1. IlnDMENTS~ OF MURIC. Ily tcusmnsings, $ 50 2. AllTI OF PIANt) PLA YINO. 1y P'aies. 1.00 8. TIlE OROAN. hly Rtainer.-- -- ----1.00 4. SINGINO. i lIandsuegger5. -- -- 2.00 5. MUSICA L FORMas. By ilauer. -- 1.00 6. HJA~TMONY. Hl Staliner.-..-- ----1.00 7. INSTIIUMENTA'l'ION. By Prosut. - - 1.00 8. VIOLIN. By Tosurs. ---------- -1.0 9. MUSICAL, TI IIMS. 1W Slainer. - - - 5 10. COMPOSITrON. icy giatineir. - - - - 1.0.' LIGHT AND LIFE. A new 8ttnday Sehool Hosng 1100ok. By It. 31. McINT1O~ilI. Prsle35 cents m. ,LwIiberalictionl for quantsities. " ILight andmi 1.1 f lo mall hei brlisgs, Illnsn ithI hcici ling on lls winsgs, 11ail, thocu heavnbrnl.scs larmeesi of Peace I 11111l, 11hou1 Slin of itigi hteousnes 1'" F'roms thse attrmacte V il Io 1h lams page, out sle anud linablie, the whole bs ook is full ofi l.ie, asmg fusll of Ih1. I. n Bsis am lps f orl sisecimecis y. Ssisleine imges free. OLIVER DIT80N & C0., Boston. ,J E. DIThON. &t Co., 3'28 (lotssmant Stree't, Philfelphia. It r nys Agent-, to Roil the Standard Agriculturas Borak Farming for Profit rew ry trate.' Conmrehsensire.t Auc Compet Farm TEL LS H OW TO (sEigei a o .L";eg.o3: Make Money 2- 1,do o;; i, aves issn, tirmen i. cost ee cassn nter siago J. U. McCUJRDY & 00O., P'hilandolphin, Pa. ITOUNG Mt EN Learn Telegraphy I Earn $40 to mo. Addrs c ALENTINIE BR . Janessilie. NL.Y 25 (lonts for' a WVhite Bandled Two-Bladed Sn(idfS. Miniature attery COs., Phia'a, Pa. 'fI RTHiFUL MORSELS, a splendIid Hitmoroes teri ie ,oh Ia PS months for so. iniature Bar 4 LLEIN*M Nlsrain Food cures Nervous I). Iilt aonac Weaknie. of Gjenierative tlranS aac i d rt A 0u fror laslr to Alien'snbse BBLE REVISION The best and cheapest Illustrated edition of the lIevised New Testament. M iillio~ns of pcople are waitIng for It. Do not be doceived b, the Cheap John pubhlshersc of inferior ed-tlons. See that the copy you buy contains 3 S0 line on ravings On s'eel0 and wood. Agent are coin iars Addr8ee llng this editIon. Send for cirou NATIONAL PUB'IS8IING Co., Philadelphia, Pa. LARGE ClEAR TYPE: VINEWEEVuTE3"AN 50,000 sold I Tue .*mnglo-Asaereni REVISED NEW IT SELLS TB vet lracio it Is an exact reprodusction---Word for'1 vrion u a mbridlgo. 'The exaot accuracy of rusr r prstsghosssI ii cscntra lniloa which its acc 24 1,c. ann it c01 iti siolto into of liis last isesp the worki to crodnen a faul eos version of ti grfirli tal sketches of te ssosminenh m n cmsgaged u, ii Nah e the lininy of bndin dlivinsg " Ve takep A se .sieliii. Ii t.y p , np ieswork an 1,Is Newmnss.--.Wn,. V. HaiaoaS.B ,n Y.I bev ni, lasend lt.-Oharc. F. Doomrs, 1. )., N. Y. " 'Is Is aar Birookhc n." Prices oi tIe "A *glAmserican~ IE tro CSt R.IOs Aralaeqs no 00. hiocs hitor b 20,000 A ENTS WAN D ' 150.000 acidadly sr.ild. (an filli large ar-aor at once. Os br oe this to be i li edlthos 'the as.o as. 0 '#' None of then English iion ctea H 1B~i IIlaving thren learro prIntin-iio n 1 i waE CA Ni.... .IOSTYAO HEALTH IS WEALTH1 HELTH of BODYis WELTH of MD Radway's SiAR3PARILLAl ESMOUIT. Pure blood makes sound flesh, strong b" and a clear skin. If you vould have your IV# firm. yo ar bones sound without coares, and your Complexion t kir, use Hadway's Miwampaille llana lesolvent. A remedy co posed of 11igredlits of' extra. ordinary med cal properties essential to. rity heal, repair and invi-orate the brokea-dM ' and was'od ody-QUIOK PLICRABANT, SAV and PHllUANENT li its t'eatment and curo. - No matter by what name the complaint may be designated, whether it be Mro ula, Con sumption, Byphills. Ulcors, Sores, TumoreBolls. Eryspolas, or Balt-Ithnum, diseases of the Lunga. Kidueye, Bliadder, Womb, 8,n, Liver, 8tinaeh or Howoli, olther chronic or coistitule tional, the virus of the disease is in the BLOOD which supp 11a1 the waste, and builds and Ie pa rs thesi orga.ns and waited tissues of the system. If the blood Is unhealthy, the process of repair must to unsound. Ts aesapa rEiIIan Iltesolvent not only is a coinponsating remody, but secures the har modlous act.loa of each o he organs: It esitub. ilshes throughout the entire system funelional harmony, aud iupplies the b ood-veisels wIith a pure and heal hycurrontof new life. The skin, after a few days uie of the Barsaparillian, be oomes elear and beautiful. Pimples, lotches, Black Spots and Skin Erupt oni are removed; Sores andi Ulcers aoon cured. Persons suffering from Scrofula, Eruptive Diseases of the Byes. Mouth. Ears, Legs, Throat and Glands, that have acou mulated and spread, either from un cured dIsease-i or mercury, or from the use of Corrosive Sublimate. may rely upon a cure it the Saraparallian Is continued a suflioent time to make ii impression on the I yutem. One bottle contains more of the active prinot plea of nedicines than any other preparation. Takenn Toaspoonful Doses, while others re 'itre ive ri times as much. One Dollar MINUTE REMEDY. Only requires sounut's not hours to re lieve pain and cure auuto disease. RADWAY'S Ready Relief, in from one t-) twenty minutes, never fails to relievo PAIN with one thorough application; no matter how violent or excru-lating I he pain the Rheumatic; Bed-ridden, Infirm. Crippled. Nervous Neuralglo or prostrated with disemise Inan suffer, IADWAY's RIEADI REIlEF will afford-instant case. Enlantnantinv o-the liassey, T-,,fa un. tion of t he 131ndd-r. 1ali %a111,,aloa of ime Bowel., COngutIna Of the lAuega. Noe Trontaee. Dificult ruesig, annamslntatin of e., hAeko, lasu at anly. tIaup, DIVh. Fime e, at ndreUa. Aguefl.enua. hlcne e, FEVER ihtnd, Nurnd lf. Eto ens.nTher Cold Chali. A gue Chills hi wldbaiu, Wni Frost4 fliwes. hf-u teAammlanaca- Com poistinti. Nervoutswitea. SleIe pleOanness. 4101igth Cold.M-uts, Fio Pfa int.1111 i11 &he tI.-spo. Bick or' Limnba are Instaistly ffle ilt0voal. Fever and Ague, FEVER anti AGUE cured for 50 cents. There Is laoi. it reiuied iai agent In this world that will euro Fever and Ague, and of her Malarious, Bill otI4, carlet. Ty .old Yellow and other fovers (ni'od by Itadway's Pills) so quickly as RAn WAY'S IHADY itRLIE!P. It. will in a few inomonts, when taken accord Ing to directions, cure Cramps, Spasms, Sour Stomach. Ileartourn Stok lleadacho. Diarrhaa, Dysentery, Colic, Wind in the Bowels, and all Internal Pain4. Travelors should avays carry a bottle of Rad. way's Ready Rellof Witti them. A few drops in wa or will prevent sickness or pains trou change of wat r. It is better than French brandy or bitters ns a stimulant. Miners and Lumbermen should always be provided with it. CA UTILON. Dy ai uvt- iusea i c abl . estrpne, opium, str. chnine-, arnica. hyosciamus ann other poweriui remnedics. dooes at certain 6imes, In very small dos 's, rolieve the patIent durmng their actiton in the system. But perhaps the. second d1nso, if repeated, may aggravate a d lit. crease the sufrering, and another dose cause death There ts no necessIty for usi-,g these uincertain agents wh+ n a positive remedy like ltadwa y's Ready Red of n11i1 stop the most, ex. crucililtng pain quicker, withour, entailing thQ least daflicuity in either infant or adult, TH TRUE RELIEF.. IlADwAY's RSA DY RsamxLIEFs thae only remedial adonl. In vogue that wvili Instantly atop pain. Fifty Cenuts Per Bottle. RtAD WAY'S Regulatinig Pills. Perfect Purgatives, Sonothaing Aperi ents, Act Withiour, Palin, Always Reliable, and Natural in their Operation. A VEGETABLE SUllSTITUT'E FO0l CALOMEL. Perfe -tly talteless, elegantly coated w~th Swe gum , purge, regulate, puilf ,9l anse and flAnwAY's Ptr.1-s, for the mare of all D sorders Of the iomach, .ivar, Bt wols, K idnieys, lldcder, Nervous Diseases, Iltadache,. *'oali n, t'o+i tveness, Tnd gestion, D~yspqepsia, Bllou-miess, Fever, Inflamnat Ion or the towvels.1Piioi, unitnall dlcraenemnts of the inatenaal VaserIa. War ranted to em-ect a pierrec. euro Purely vege-' tle, containing no mercury, minerals or dele BL"'Observe the following aymptoms resiul leg frojn Diseases of the lDigeo lyie Organs: Consil pat ion. Inward Piles, Full ness or the Blo d in the Ihead, Acidity of the Stomach, Nausea, Hleartburn, il gust, or Food, Fuiliness or Weight In the Stomach, Sour Eructlions, Siniki ,g or Fluttering at, the Ilarr, Oh 'king or Stifferin Sensations when In a lying posture. DIannesa O[ Vision, Dots or Wvebs lk-foreo the Sight,, Fever and Dull P'aln in the lesnai, D~ellelency of Paor spliraton, Yelowness or tile Skin an I Nyou, htainin Ithe liiSdo. (he I., !. iihs,, anld Suddell Flushes of lieu(, Burning it tuoe Flesh. A few dotes of IA DWAY's Piu,1s will free the system from all tile above-named Disordiers,.t Price, 2d Cents. Per Box. We repeat, that the re'tder must consult oua books and papers oit the a ahject of die ases and their cure, .mong wh:ch mt~my be named : "Paise and Trute," "Itadway oti 3rritable Urethra,"' "ltad way on Scrofulam," ed others relating to different, classes or D~is SOLD BY DRUGGISTS.. READ "FALSE AND TRUJE." Send a letter stamp to It AU)3WA A'y 4., R0. 2 WVaren, obr. Claurch Mt., Now o u.aformation worth thoeusands wili be sent MILLIONS OP - . - ~~iitet .idi aper~l low.o ermrtes. Senti for free arreilara,. Adduress lEll NTnBoNo,ug'ANDNO~ME rEtNIING I a is thie Popealgar Edititon -Of tihe TESTAMENiT E FASTEST! yrrd, ie for inage for pg-f ftheaathorie 'pin I. guar Io, by te bohf lk'nam reflila a s o cobind moy elont of the b ot ~e i I l uorers, and gives very Imoatnlg bio, suaar 1 atfing to thie aecurncr of thn A nglo Nwa- ca.nedable o tgad.A " a pefet.o . It a-g ve alstl0 i e~it in roo laa ajtr ,ad 'aW eet~ d Avenn areIich): le r, it~~g 5istory ofuhta v p a t"eri PJ ato lgrfaelimeto satos sit; A~i .atjl v-typr a.~ Iwork. The w A cus e flak e - 0,900 JCOPNE. pg jati Cg .