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1i I4>~ ftl 31DIE0.-. Equtt parts of
L ound mustard and flour made into a i
paste with warm water, and spread be. I
Mwen,two pieces of muslin, forms the e1
indispoeabe austard plaster.
A hornet's lest that baseueen deser- Y
ted by the hornets,bound on the throat fl
with a piece of flannel, w.Jl cure the
most zspalgnans sore throq~t. b
The 'fumes 'of burning coffee are a b
powerful disinfectant. Pound the cof- il
fee in a moqtar and then st. w it on a n
hot irot} plate, which, however, must tLi
not be red hot. >IL
A part of sliced raw onions placed. in %
a roomn where there is diphtheria will
absorb the poison and prevent the di- a
ease from spreading. The onions should 0
be burled every morning and fresh ones 0
out up. :
A fresh application of soft soap to a h
fresh burn almost instantly removes Si
the fire from the flesh. If the injury is 0
very severe, as soon as the pain ceases b
at ply linseed oil and then dust over a
" th fnue flour. When this covering li
a les ha'rd, repeat the oil. and flour tl
dreEsing until a good coating is ob- c:
tained. When the latter dries allow ti
it to stand until it cracks and falls off, h
as it will do in a day or two, and a new
skin will be found to have formed
where the skin was burned. l
Wet tobacco applied to a bee or wasp b
sting will give instant relief. h
Halt a teaspoonful of common table k
salt dissolved in a little cold water and h
drank will instantly relieve heartburn. e1
h
ORNAMENT.-Better use the odd r
moments by doing fancy work, rather t
than to sit idle. Your materials need I
not be expensive. Some very pretty, w
effective chair and table scarfs are t
'made of opera flannel, blue, red or pea
cock, with no ornamentation save rows
of buttons sewed on flat at each end, 01
the spaces between each button and he
each row being about the width of the
diameter of the button. Ornamental
buttons out of style, but pretty, are or.
ten found in the large stores, reduced
n price to almost nothing a card.
These come in all sorts of shapes, as
well as round. These might be set on hi
as directed above, finished with a head. Li
ing of tinsel thread and embroidery
silk in a fanciful pattern that might In
extend into the button border. Then
with a fringe of wool, silk, and tinsel ge
thread to match the colors of the em- o
broidery and buttons, you might make
something very vretty, effective and al
tasteful, and at the same time not at
. all"expensive. Then it would be entire- t1
ly out of the usual line of things thatoi
one buys in the stores and sees on
everybody else' tables and chairs. th
(ilt buttons and those of irridescent Lo
pearl or of abilone shells, are very of' th
'cetive in fancy work. be
th
of
To PRESnRVE A I3OUQUET.--When tI
y 'iGeive a bouquet,sprnkle it light. it,
ly with freab water. Then put it into ti
a vessel con1 ining some soap suds; in
this will nutrifl the roots, and keep the to
flowers as bright as now. Take the
bouquet out of the sudq every morning
and lay it sideways (the s*emn entering -
first) Into clean water, keep it there a pt
minute or two, then take it out, and N
r"prinkle the flowers lightly by the hand 1,
vith water. Replace it in the soapsuds irn
and it Will bloom as fresh as when first al
gathered, Thme soapsuds need changing Mi
every three or four days. By obscrying~ to
these rules, a bouquet can be kept cai
bright and beautiful for a long time; fo
biut attention to the fair but frail ca- ofA
.JL~ _ _____ci
To P'OLIsnI SEA SHiELLs.-The sur
face of the shell should be first ph, ansed1 t
by rubbing It with a rag dipped in
htydro chloric acid until the outer cov- t
lug of the shell is removed. It must
then be washed in warm water, dried h
/ ~ in hot sawvdust, and polishedl with ci
chamois leather. Those shells which ti
/ are destitute of a natural polished sur- u
face may be either varmiahed or rubbed yi
with a mixture of tripoli powder and rr
.9/ turpentine applied by means of a piece pl
of wash-leather, after which fine tripoli eu
- should be used; then a litt,le olive oil
rubbed in well; and finally tihe surface
well rubbed with the chamois leather. U
The hands should be protected from st
contact with the acid. si
ALMOND BIsoUIT.-Pt into a basir. g
one pound of flour, one half pound of 11
butter, one half pound of castor sugar, 'si
the grated peel of two lemons, and a ti
little grated nutmeg, tihe yolk of one d
an(i the whites of two eggs. Mix thme it
I whole together to a consistency little
tougher than shortbread; roll it out
thin and cut it lnto cakes. Egg them p1
with the remaining yolk, and put on "
each some finely chopped almonds t
mixed with sugar. Bake them about at
ten minutes in a modlerate oven until it
they are a light brown, takig great cc
'care lest they burn.
AraMOND CUSTrARDs. - One pint of al
milk, half a pint of cream, one ounce bi
anid a half of sweet almondls, tive yolks fr
and two whites of eggs and four ounces ol
of white sugar. Boil the mIlk and gi
aream with a small stick or cinnamon,
pour into a basin, and when cool, take
out the cinnamon; set the milk on a tc
slow fire, adding the sugar, the eggs, a<(
well beaten, and thme almonds, bianched al
and chopped fine, stir on the fire until 32
thick, but, do iiot allow it to boil; pour C
1t inito a jug or bowl, stirring it fre- 4(
quently till cold, and serve in custard 16
glasses. , O
RHUnAn n TArTI.ETs--Make a short ea
paste with one white and three yolks w
of egg, one ounce of sugar, one ounce di
- of butter. a pinch of salt, and flotur b
quanmt. arf.; wvork it lightly, roll it out
to the thuckness of a vuarter of an inch.
Line some patty pans wit,h it, fill them tli
wit,h uncookcd rice to keep their shape, te
and bake them in a moderate oven till Is
done. Remove the rice and fill .the
tartlets wvth rhubarb stewedl with
plenty of sugar lamd a dash of lemon m
juice, and at the top) put a heaped 01
spoonful of -whipped cream,.n
C A VERY dainty chatelaine for a
young lady fond of fancy work coulists
uof a rosette or round bow of delicate
pink or any colored satin ribbon that isti
most becoming to hier,fromn which hang
rour ribbons of various lengt,hs; to one
is attached a pair of scissors,to another
a pretty needle case, to tihe third a tiny
bag for thimbles, etc. ,and to the four th
an emery ball. a
* ~ ALMiOND PAsTrRY. -Pround three ni
ounces of almonds, one quarter pound gh
of butter and two ounces of loaf sugar ir
with a little rose water till It becomes m
a thick paste. Spread it on a buttered' et
tin and bake in a ew oven. When m
cold divide it into eight pieces , put a at
"'1k spoonful of preserve on each piece and di
over with whipped cream. i
FARM NOTg,
IN ND IN RD N B3 ..--udcou,
i and in breeding, .says The. Soutbet'1
dve 8took Journal, does not run the
book out. The moat perfeotly developed
ad conspicuously valuable cattle lu:the'
rorid are those that have been skill..
illy and intelligently bred for gener
bions with no intermixture of foreign
lood. In and in breeding, to attain a
igh degree of success, requires the
beral use of brains interwoven with
tore than average judgment. Most of
to ills that are predidted by agricul
iral writers for stock lgred in and in
re more imaginary than real.
The general pilaciples of heredity
ad the laws of breeding are subjects
r special interests to stockmen, and
aght to be studied more.carefully and
.tendedly. The only way we may
ape to intensity and perpetuate a de
red quality with reasonable assurance
success is by means of in and in
reeding. All 'our prominent and moet
3eful and valuable breeds of domestic
ye stock and poultry were molded in
als way, and it is the' only way to
eate new breeds that will transmit
eir personal characteristics and excel
nces to their offspring with fWielity.
FOOT ROT IN i3IIEEP.-As soon as
meness is perceived the animal should
a examined. All loose and diseased
)rn must be out away with a sharp
aife, and any excessive growth of
)rn at the toes removed, so that what
rer pus or matter is found beneath the
)ri may be able to escape. Many
medies are recommended with which
wash the diseased parts. One
ethod is to wash the feet clean after
te diseased parts have been out away
ith carbolic soap and warm water
vice per week, and after each washing
>ply the following mixture: Oxide of
rpper, four ounces; arsenic, one-half
Ince; ascetic acid, three ounces, and
mey, eight ounces. This mixture
in be applied with a little lint or tow.
To KEEP QHINCI lUGs FROM A
DRN FIELD.--A great many remedies
ad preventives against chinch bugs
wve been suggested and published from
ne to time, the most of them emanat
g from good authorities, but very
nerally so dilicult and impracticable
their application as to be of little
neral use. In their migration from
te ield to another, at the time they
at appear on the side of a field of corn
d before they have entered' it, cut
re or six rows of the corn and cleal
e ground, then plow a strip of land
gbt or ten feet wide. leaving a deep
rrow in the center of thestrip, with
e perpendicular side of the furrow
ward the field to be protected. Into
is the bugs will fall, where straw may
thrown on them and burned. Or
e furrow may be covered with some
the stalks that have been cut while
ey were green, by laying t hem across
when the bugs will crawl under
em into the furrow and remain there
the shade long enough for the stalks
dry and be burned.
1'HE DEMAND FOR LARGER IIOISES.
Only a few years ago 1,200 to 1,400
unds was thought to be a big horse.
ow our grade draft horses, 1,400 to
300 pounds, are demanded by the city
lIrkets, and even heavier horses sell
t the better if they can be found.
any of our best farmers have grand
ims of grade draft mares that money,
nnot buy. Every one is worth a
r~tune for breeding, while the amount
ork, and are eagerly breeding to in
ease the size. The dealers every where
e actively looking for the grade dramt
rses all over the west, and fortunate
me farmers and the communities whore
is popular horse is found.
IT Is best for the average farmer to
ive but one kind of chicks. They
an then have unilmited range, and
ere will be no expensive yards to keep
, and you will always know that
ur birds are pure. 13irds can't re
ain healthy unless they are allowed
enty of room to roam and hunt the
brly worm. _____
No implement needs better caro than
Lose that are costly or difficult to con
ruct. Some of them are used bnt a
iort time during the year, such as)
arvesters. They should be well
caned,. and every part subjoet to rust
yen a brushing over with kerosene.
convenient, expensive machinery
ould be covered, as during the winter
ere is always an accumulation of
ist that oes more or less damage to
riplemenTh ._____
WHEIN the ewes become old' their
aces should be- supplied by younger
les. Pen them in the fail and get
em fat by giving them all the hay
id grain they will eat,twith plenty or
trips, and they willi be in excellent
undition for market in a short time.
WORKING the cabbage should still
done as the cabbage makes consider
>le growth after the leaves fold and
gin to head. The crop delights mn
etiuent cultivation, and does noti
aject to manure at all stages of
owth. _______
CROPrs oF" 1880 AND 1887.--According
the department of agriculture, the
reage of the several crops in 1880
d 1887 are as follows: Whleat in 1880,
,000,0p0 acres; in 1887, 87,000,000.
>rn In 1880, 02,800,000; in 1887, 74,
J,000. Rye in 1880, 17,000.000; i'n.
87, 23,000,000. Oats in 1880, 16.200,
'0; in 1887, 25,900,000..
ALT4 recep)tacles for extracted honey,
en those now, should be well rinsed
Ith pure, cold water, and, after well
ledf, waxed, if of wooden structure,
fore using.
TiiERB are litli things which effect
e quality of butter which is not easy
explamn to others. Good judgment
a quality not transmissible on iaper.
FoUnt quarts of finely ground corn
eal may be given every day to a cow
pasture. If the milk is sold and
it made into butter, buckwheat bran
ay be given instead of cornmeal.
A NEW brand of fowls-the Orping
n-is jusat coming tito notice amnong
eglish poultrymen. It is claimed that
ey are good layers and table fowls.
3r. lson, in his "pyro'magnetic
herator of electricity," believes him
If able to get electric power directly
Dm coal with an economy equal to,
Ld probably greatly exceeding, that
the indirect method of ordinary dly
mos. His5 apparatuis is based on the
incip!e that the magnetic' metab.i
)D, pickel and cobalt--lose their
RagnetiZability When moderately heat
,the heating and cooling of these
Ltihs in a magnetic field causing vari
ions in their magnetism whichm pro
ice an eledtric current in a surround.
1gcoilo wi ara
ii h ar t er and
TOMACE R IM
n, Bu t th
wel, Piles, and t derang renta' of th in.r
mercroy, nrals or deleterios adrugs
Price 135 cents per bo$, sotd by all druglsts.
DYSPEPSIA!
OR. RADWIAY'Urs.s PLst*e a r***roTay
store strength to the stomach t to
B and,. elver e i opr
form its functions.-The symptoms or Dyeispeila
dis.appar, and with them thb llabillty of thb .sys.
tem contract diseas.a. Take the medicine ac
ig to diertions, and obserre what we say in
PcBend a letter stam to DR.'RyADN A t.
caY.No. rs 'rrela ttreet, New >rork, ror
*. Be sure to get RADWAY'S. .
DR. RADWAY'S
Saisapariilian
Resolvent,
ulds uo.the broken down constution, risfes
taue tn.health and vigor. d by
RDABY'S READY. RELIEF.
r d e mre eandoureofall Pains, Congestlons
DR.RADWAY & 00..32 WarrSn t. .y
ITEIRATURE AT NORTH POLD.
Reading Matter for the sailors of
Whaling Ships In the Arctic
seas.
"What do we do with so many old
papers? Send them to the Arctic.
Ocean. $ at
It was the proprietor of an outfitting
store on Pacific street, San Francisco,
and he was answering the Inquiry of a
San Francisco reporter as to what he
wanted of 5,000 pictorial and story
papers, for which hie had advertised in
one of the local papers.
"To the Arctic Ocean! And what
do you do with them there?"
"We send them up to the sailors on
whaling vessels. About 300 sailors,
engaged through us, are up there over
half the year, and to each one of these
we send at-least fifteen papers every
season, They are - glad to get most
anything In the shape of a paper, but
most of the men like magazines. better
than anything else."
"Do you depend entirely upon the
answers to your advertisements for
your stock of papers?.
"No, we Ao to each one of the news
papers in this city, both weekly and
daily, and get back numbers. And
then we send to each of the sailors a
few of the current Issues of the city
papers. These papers came here in
answer to our advertisement," and he
put his hand on the stack thr feet
high. Som e mennumbe a dated btek
eight or nine years.
"Here is another stack of papers,
and we pointed to ac heap of papers two
feet tall, "that is ready to be assorted
and done up in bundles, one for each
ship."
"Those letters, do they also go?e A
Iut na hund nr rtin stack ebdy fee
high. whale ofhthe numbis Oaen, bak
bee he panoterstakoppr,
"Yed le oned toachea one peter to
feet til, "that on read owe asrtde
and peonal gin ands oneveor e
ship.temn"ol ie oko.
vidua letters o he also gou?"A
longho,fl nof ellowc evlp easmch
witter aruearritio to b soebt tonh
saoe onwhae hi , burtic Ocen" aou
besid foe the papers"n etr
ares le sxeund a yarte of. eTte
mn persoalngosshipp and aeters,e
sthnath whan wouled lkep the know."
viue etter toadach man,e dohrou?"th
seas o. W uc e smc
ais ossbl an Rmak*kabhe nsettersc
ivuies d o sevenYal n. Thse
lerterssr Rie aallrayt ed tenton
saor hofct thear, butr ill the aboset
yar motwo bereso the perioadcleicada
are oall ed upvend tenyare ocuft wTle
menekne their aae andeteprs
of that country we skes t etireua
fein readi heattearanchrouf the
Liuss wheevereen. eadrs w oil
sedti nomto oProfessor Rtyhscaldatnioey
toth doubtes dtha drig to sceent
yad twdirectly oo theseridies. iad
or s alledsath seventeen yeartwl
oflth outry. of asakia crcwlth
stufrmaretwng dandtwnt cofri-h
ctuck aterioregtoand forgenfrmvein
wich reard toange reaeareo the p
locte laaehere iseausk izag wino
sn thi formtion letoerofesosiey
byil dtlesprtos (1 andrice ar.nc
ahe inesiretl tod themrsve hebod
are idge wigedul ratetn the svnenya
olcste of a blam color,h wigh
traxpantro wog and one-alf coes treo
tianeiredg ndes. veii o
Inhich armoange rears afd nergruendp
lofe thi hecthe ios mor orusk damzagen
inth foin uo the lers ofpt, upt
bythe maniersttinurs toe inicte war.
Teeye atere red,ale reins he body
ar te e(gtlwith doflfrane and thees
lgsh and odite same after. The wngsr
hatihd. fThe eggo and o-f to thre
cldo, iat oe- effa inchs.n
and tape may ears afend.eheondt
lifthiedi out des re form daag
ary foved uponth rotse lats T
iso anfs injr wy whe ion tor
winh theyidscend futo aher othe trooes
ahre pucturedanibst. Th rle, chane
to wish nhdeso arftuberte euigs the
longerd. ofl ggsereo traa whit
color, abou ne-twet of an enandlong
smalhl oscarlie grubmikene fonrtheir
aecoveredwhich rlitte hir fTue
soongs Wend thowato ime arries fno
whice hym cn to wsufo heroun tileyt
areamt bunbers, Toou he res,ng
ft ve themvsubjcthedm duing ther
lowg perid oproceedrtsubterraneanthen
more. cmlete renteappeart on the four
soaf se cke n troughethis otheird
punse Wtsend tithdim aries fegr
thent wissu from the geproutheyss
coera oway laving csive iempt iup
Wclhwn a proceedght atr their a
skins.orAtlon rehe apemals Inteint
ofy tler back, and rug tiks the cd
puse itbrelf, and withrawihabits feghs
earkaeinsotich eparase cseen
teeras ofwats lifdn theso mpt pupa
itatdheid appartngh ftr t-eibr fimal
tee yefar ohfv Iat A -I h ola a
,Ohen Uia i#1Ustintefleitb g
nd Ittang.. arayarllai. je grew
blood purlaer, carol a ;hta and all skin dig
e svp. It horouhly cilset, renovates and e6
rNq the lood. 'tr It a tra
"Atter the faIlore of three autal physioans to
curmeany bbe ot salt'thetfm, I tried Hood's SaMa.
patf 1ad.Oli Olnve tinent. I have now usel four
boxet:ot olntment, ali n and a pa't bottles of
8arsaparina, 1ud t e boy is to all appearances
completelY'dured. He is now tor years old, and
has beou afioted since he was six months of
ago."1' M8s. B. SANDOasoN, Lowell, Mass.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Sold by all druggists. $1; six for $6 Prepared only
by c.1. OO) 1,00.. LowQ11, Mass.
100.Doses O>se Do11ar
ELYa CATARH
0l.oanseS the
Nasal Passages,
AlUayx Pain and fc
In flamm ation, FEE
Heals the lke ,
Itesto 11 'the
Senses of Taste
and Smell.
Try the CurO. *
*pp0b 0 it e nsrIl a .rI agre
fbertf 50cns at Dru ss;.bv m ll. registered.
60 otyl, ELY DRlOTHf3Ii8.. M Warren St.. Ne0w York.
WANTED:
ONE AGENT FOR THISCOUNTY
To lake orders for enlarging SMALL PHOTO.
GRtAPHS1 into
LIFE-SIZE CRAYON PICTURESe
The plotures are really beautiful. Likeness
guaranteed. Agents can easil got orders and
make a large commission, Address,
nteriational 'ublishinlg & Printing Co.
528 tAKlih' ST.. P1lL&UtCLi11A.
1rs. J. N. & J. B. ROBENACK.
' Surgioal & Medioal Office,
206 N. Second St., Phila.
etab. 40 years. Make special
ty of treating all forms of Ner
vous debility, loss of vigor
= tl imprudence and al
fornaof special diseases.. Con
sultation by mail strictly prt
vate and confidential.
SEND FOR BOOK.
e Hoe s .M. to P. M., and from a to d
P. MI. Closed on Sundays.
AFICTED UNFORTUNATi
After all otlhere fail consul*
EDr. L..O 'E
39 N. ltht.,below Oanowhill, Phila.,hP.
SV**m e lwiallEPE5k, diseasws. Per.
tioss,t. Calorwrita. Advicef reeaad sSh :
Raatal. Iloursa s a. a. t11lla. ad tto to.waiyd.
Send stamp for book.
AGENTS WATED. D *o ad .Pa
HERBRAND FIFTH WHEEL. Man
haovement. 11 Et liIt A N i) CO.. Fremon%.a
T.OEOR)E'91hAILfor.boyaandyoung
s Inen, St. Georgu's.. Md. yr.'. .1 ,' NKSn. A. Al.,
Prin. Select, taorough, safe. Sat) and $100.
$5to $8 a dox. Sample; worth *1.10 wugx.
51.ii,uss not under the horse's feet. 'Irite
Brewster Safety Rein Holder Co.. Holly, Mich.
Blair's Pilese'd"yt a.
Owniiio,'; Rheutamtic . Reme.
Oval 11ox. t34 is"ou, 1.t Ylll..
. . ..q.a'r. ASTHME
3W iLL 8.m
fl PUM N 1 h T '"''"eia*""n9s*niO02 *
t.t?. at home anti make more moneyeworking for u.hts
9555. . t.os.. MU & Co.*Auguta, mine.
1Recen 'reasur0ments of their coffins
showed L1mt the average ancient Roman
could not have been more than five feet
five inches.tall. The mummy of Cleo
patra measures four feet six, Within
the last 500 years the height of the En
glish aristocracy has considerably in
creased.
Alum is found native in some places
either effloresced on the surface of bitu
minous alum echiet, or united with the
soil in tihe neighborhood of volcanoes,
when it may be -obtained by Silnple
lixtvlation and evaporation;a little pot
ash being commonly added to convert
ti.e excess of sulphate of alumina pres
ent into alum, It is also found in cer
taina mineral-waters.
To-4ight andi To-Morrow t4ight,
And each day aind night during the week
you can got ab all druggists' Kemp's Bal
-sam for the 'Throat and Lungs, acknowl
edged to be the most successful remedy
ever sold for the cure of Coughs, Croup,
Broncbitis, Whooping Cough, Asthma,
and Consumption. Got a bottle to-dayI and
keep it always in the house, so yotu can
check yoni' cold at once. Price 50o and $1.
Sample Lotties free.
Thec presence of wood stuff in paper
is usually detected by the wvell-known
aniline and phloro glucino reactions.
TLhe author (E. Hanausek) obtained
from Professor .Teclu a number of
siamiples of wood cellulose in which thle
reactiouls could not be produced. If
such samples are mixed with paper
stulff the examination of the mixture
by chemical materials is deceptiv0.
Miicroscopic examination showed at
once the presence of woody fibre.
Paper manufacturers should bear this
in mind.
It seetua that the discovery of' a sture cure
f.>r baless, claimed to have been made
by HI. A. Fecuhter, of New Haven, Cnn.,
ut gentilne. t30mne of the results ic has nc
cornplished are real,y wonderful. Mr.
F,echxter has printed a circular describing
it, which ho distributes free to all who ap..
ply for it.
rEOPL.E are wrong who think that
womlen genierally object to tolling their
age. Most women are always willing
to tell thleir age whenever they are
asked. The troubie is that t,hey do not
tell the truth about it.
Fraser Axle Urease.
The Frazer Axle Grease is bettor and
cheaper than any other, at double the price.
Ask your dealer for it, and take no other.
The petroleum refiners of the United
Stat,es consume about 9.000,000 pounds
of sulphuric acid each month.
Nothting Crea Drop , Gravol, nrigh', Heart,
D)iabatO Urinary . ver Diseases, ervousnes
&v., like Cann's ktney Cure. Offie, 881 ArCh
St., P'luls. Si a bottle, 6 for $5. At Druggists.
curestle worst cases, Cure gaaranteoed. TAry it.
Nevet use for cake, milk that has
been boiled.
Respiuare esreogearausteed by
Dr, J. Bi. MIayer, 881 Arch St., L'hll'a,
P'a. Easo at once, nO operation- or do.
lay from business, attested by thou.
sands of cures after others fall, advice
free, send for circular,
Cool nights are injurious to melons.
The,ground should not be dist,urued
aftr the vines have run, but all weeds
sho ld be pulled out in the blls.
If toted with sorocyee use Dr. lIso
.3Q# *Kyo-aior. Druggisslatpo,.
e El t. iFir6 Club Maq
(heatdluy-All I have to say is that 1
consider you a p py.
- e00ond Dito (ly)..-If that were
the case I could take fQr$t ;prize at the
dog show, and that's more than you
can say.
-g so?"
"You lack the necesary pedigree
and breeding.".
"WELL, Janet," *aid the facetious
husband, whese wife had just dis.
charged the hired girl, *'are you going
to bravely breast the waves of the do
mestio sea of troubles?"
"No," she answered, demurely, "I
am only going to stem the currants."
SYMPATHETIO Q,D TADYC (to con.
viot)-Ah, my unfortunate friend,your
fate is indeed a hard one, and as she
thinks of you in tbis dreadful place,
how your poor wife must suffer.
Convict (very much affected)-Wh
which one, mum? I'm up for bigamy.
YOUNG WIFE-Will you love me
forever, Charles?
Young lusband--How long, darl
lng?
Forever, Charles, forever."
"I don't really think, Clara, that I'll
last quite that long unless you quit
making those biscuits for supper."
Don't hawk, and blow, and spit, but use
Dr. Sale's Oatarrh Remedy.
Keep salt in a dry place and cheese
in a tin box.
Better than a Hero.
"What a coward that Major Smith is,"
said Jones to Robinson, "why, the very
sight of gun-powder would make him Ill.
How did he over manage to become an of
ficer in the army?' "Don't say anything
against Smith," answered Robinson, "he
once saved my life." "saved your life I
Nonsense, Impossible! What d.. you
mean?" "I mean that I was in the first
stages of consumption; I was losing strength 1
and vitality every day with the terrible dis
ease, when Smith advised me to take Dr.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. I had
tried all kinds of medicine without success,
and my physicians had given me no hope;
yet here I am, as well as ever a man was,
and I owe my life to Smith, and the won.
derful remedy he recommended."
To remove machine oil from cotton
goods rub the spots with hard soap and
soft water as soon as they are observed
and they can be easily taken out.
A Young lirl's Grier
at seeing her charms of face and form de
parsing, and her health Iniperiled by func
tional irregularities, at her critical period
of life, was turned to joy and gratitude af
ter a brief self-treatment with Dr. Pierce's
Favorite Presoription. It purified and en
riched her blood, gave a healthy activity to
the kidneys, stomach. bowels and other I
organs, and her return to robust health I
speedily followed. It is the only medicine e
for women, sold by druggists, under a posi
tive guarantee from the manufacturers, that
it will give satisaction in every case, or
money will be refunded. This guhrantee
has been printed on the bottle-wrapper,and
faithfully carried out for many years,
LucY-Are you going to the sea
shore this season?
Tom-No; I need rest.
General Lew Wallace, the distinguished
author.of "Ben Bur" and life-long friend
of General Harrison, has just completed an
authorized biography of him. W. U. Hen..
sel, a staunch leader in national councils 1
of the Democratic part.y, has just completed
an admirable biography of Cleveland, w ith
-maqiiotohi of Thurman.
Use srng n o,Astrtdtou
Lion of alum in water, used hot, is also
a curative.
Dyapepsia, Indigestion, sick headache, and that
tired feeling are cured by Hood's saaparilla,'
which tones the stomach, promotes healthy di
gestion, creates an appetite, cures sick headiche
and builds up tne whole system. Sold by all
druggists, 100 Doses One Dollar.
Geese may be picked every ten weeks.
Old geese should be kept for breeding,
and the surplus goslings marketed as
soon as they are large enough.
.Peas may be planted as late as now
for a summer or fall supply. There Is
no necessity for ceasing to grow peas
as long as the season Is favorable.
"TAMEs," said the grocer to his new
boy, "haven't you got anything to do
now?"
"No, sIr."
"W ell, ketch some mnore files and
stick 'etn on the fly paper in the win.
HER FATRER-I can't give her any
dowry. I am very poor, Mr. Browne.,
My little all won't foot up more than a
$25,000.
Mr. Browne-Oh, $25,000 is enough
for us to begin on, Mr. Smyth.,
rerveAIestere ,No itsafer fis da' use. Mr
FI ces. Sntr.ne.91Arot S.Pia.,i'a
Matehes should always be kept in a I
stone or earthen jar, or In tin.
4 000 osubscribers already
LADIES' HON
AND PRACTICAL E
FROM NOW to,
Four Months-ba
ON RECuIPI O01
ONLYvi CENTS":r
g stU WedIamps.
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*itE GR EASE.
FOR OLD F
In old people the nervous system is
One of the most ptominent medical wi
lence of rlheum
various painsI
complain of,
result from d
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Old i
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10,000 AGENYS WANTED to 8
THE L 0E O
BEN HARRIU
1,n. Lf~ Wailae# smfnene Aaflhor. Statesmnn, iE
anAyaue ilosapy ma toyMaub eut le He
"JAMES," said the father of the fai.
fly, sternly, "your school reports han
been anything but favorable this term.,
I suppose you failed in your examina
tion as usual?"
"No, sir," protested the boy, "I
passed, but it was a tight squeeze."
"Laura," continued the father, turn
ing to his oldest daughter, "I think I
heard voices in the hall late last even
ing. I have told you repeatedly not to
let that young man stay later than 11
o'clock."
"It was just 11 o'clock when he left,
rather."
"That's so," testified James, coming
to the relief of his sister. "I was at
Whe top of the stairway and saw him go.
He got away at 11 o'clock, but it
wits a tight sque--"
"Jamesi" shrieked Laura.
MAMMA-Harry,what have you been
loing to the poor dog? He'a been
lowling dreadfully.
Harry-Well, he knocked over your
rase, and I spoke to him and I guess
m1s feelings were hurt.
"Nonsensei Dogs can't understand
vhat you say."
"Oh, yes they can when-you kick
em."
*HOw LONG have you been in bus'
iess as a barber?"
"Nearly twenty years, air. I com.
oenced when I was fourteen years old.
have a son who will succeed me soon
r or later."
"I am glad to hear it. And when
to opens business buy him a new razor.
"lhe one you have been shaving mre
with has been injured by its twenty
ears of service."
SEEDY PARTY (to bartender) -G'm
ase a gin fizz.
- Bartender-Yes, sir; do you want it
xtra fizzy?
8aedy Part y-No; extra ginny.
NEW YORKER - Where have you
een for the past hour?
Servant--I've bew down stairs.
"Great Scott! You hav been gono
mg enough to have bee' ~ *n SouL,b '
Woew York )-Pottr, whts
with the Ice water, it's warm?
Porter-W arm, sah?~ Dat's funny. I
ut a chunk of ice in de filter, sh, jest
)efo' we lef Chicago, deed I did.
"TuAT Is rather an expensive um.
irella, liromley."
"Yes, Darringor. 1t is the kind
>ther people appropriate."
"Just what I thought, Biromley;
whose is it?"
The A gonies or Lumbago.
EAST RIVER NATIONAL BANK,
.4biE YORK, March 10. 188(1.
It gives me great pleasure to add my tes
imony in favor of ALLooK's Ponous
['LAsTERs. Last O0tober I had a very se
'bus attack of lumbago and suffered un
old agony; could not turn in bed or get in
mny position without assistance. and with
pains almost unbearable; the folks sug
;ested ALLOOCKc's POROUS PLASTERS. As
con as pohsiblo I had one applied to the
mall of my back, and to my great surprise
experienced almost instant reliof; I con
inued wearing it until entirely cured, and
in happy to say that I have not had tihe
lightest symptoms of Lumibago since. 'They
re a wonderful and valuable Plaster for
aumibago, and I take much pleasure in rc
ommiending them. W. S. PIIs.q
Miss OL AR A (at the seashore)-How
tracefually young Mr. De Lyle handles
he ribbons when driving, doesn't he?
Miss ,Teni-He ought to, my dear;
te has charge of that department at
111k & batln's, you know.
? Why net MAKCE IT A MIL LION ?
winfamilis e *Tr hePHILADELPHIA
IE JOURNAL
OUSEKEEPER
JANUARY, 1889
ilance of this year,
Imos popular and best known writers t e
I mrca to ie Bxresy fo rrour coe..
Elizabeth Stuart Pheipo,
Josiah Allen's Wife,
Miry J. Holmes,
Marion Hariand,
Rose Terry Cooke,
Will Carleton, ...
Rtobert J. Burdette, i
Eliza R. Parker,
Kate Upson Clarke,
Mrs. John Shorwoo
Florine Thayor McCra
Dr. Win. A. Hammond,
Christine Torhuno Horriok.
Artistie Needieworkt--Finely illustrated. Every.
thing new and otiginal. Edited byan expert. Pat
tr.aante d comt adreliabl and 's deary
diffculty la workig them.
Profuey llat. Nqr ndasand'odgin'a D>eig
New Fashion--By Mias. Jauuss Hi. LAusar.
HWets on Homne Dressmaking
Sy EXsua M. Hloopsa.
S6.I,e",".w oTailWelland *meve.
4
OEOP:L-E
weakened, and that must be _ eued.
iter of the day, in spe o
itie troubles a mong. the.agdal:
heuttic or other, Which bi people
ad which materiall disturb thelr oo zt.
isordered nerves.' here it a in ast' lL
icine for old people must be a nirve t6del.
eople are beset with con$tipation,"tatu
',drowsiness, diariheea, indigestion, rheu.
ilsm, neuralgia. These dLeases are o
rvous origin. Paine's Celery Couiipound;
it great nerve tonic, is almost a s
these disorders, and by its regt
luence on the liver, bowels, an
Ineys, removes the disorders peculiar
old age. Old people find it stimulating
the vital powers, productive of appetite,
I a promoter of digestion.
d for eight-page paper, with many testimoniils
pie, who bles Paino's Celery Compound.
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ipply FIFTY MILLIONS pe le wit
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If Wise, As
Yourself
{Y Should you Buffer with
sf~~hould D)yspepsia b
Should you Coo
Tako any r
when you can put y
order and keep it so,
DR. ScH
MANDRAKE
A Purely Vegetable Compound,
cury or any other injurious miner
1Iave a Congosted & Enlarge
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Inlluvte ,aundice, Chills, and M
Not Removo all Liver Trouble?
when you can command the most powe
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DR. SCHENCK'S
MANDRAKE PILLS.
For Safe by all Druggists. Prico 25 Cts. per box
8 boxes for 65 eta i or sent by mall, postage free. oN
receipt ofprice. Dr. J. Ii. Schcnck & Son, Philad'a,
Lecturo on
"ROUGH ON RATS."
O e ear out ut hs nut HOUE[ ON T
with greaso and smear hbout their haunts, and
uta 1o. box of it in a pint of benutne end
BED BUGi"ouhas mitn
crevices where grease cannot bo applied. For
WVater Bugs, Beetles, Roaches, t_
&o. For two or three nxiglits
sprinkle Ronon ont RA'rs dry
powder, in, about and down the
the morning wash it all aw
dowvn the drain pipe, when
the insects from aret to cellar
will disper. 'he secret is in
A UG the fact that wherever~
house ey must drn uring the night. F"or
Potato Bu Inseots on Vines, et a e-s
s nful o the powder, well
ken in a keg of watOr, ad ROAC8
25o, and ?Il?'Y*tfg01
tios with boes . i. Wl~& -
cleared out by Rto ~
Fever nd Chlie,
"O60at Drgit,or prep
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Breakfast and blinner Pattea-Tq Coo.
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