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LAURENS, 8. O., Marfjh 28, 1805.
Some of ou*r cotemporarles are dis
cussing tb|/subject of our white boys
learning a trade. It is not a new sug
gestion. J6ut an old and sensible one.?
-that in Europe princes,
id all members of royal
.re instructed and practiced
?cd in some useful art. It is
rio fact that royality^ "out of a
oy revolution has usually shown
delf handy in taking care of itself?
even as tramps. But, prosaically speak
ing, there Is a fascination for all men
in owning, managing and cultivating
the earth; it Is sweet to plant, work,
and watch great fields mature tho gol
den and snowy orops. But, this Im
plies that some must hold the plow and
some must drive and all cannot bo
great and lordly landedjiroprletors.
Washington, Franklin ? and Patrick
Honry destroyed tho "race of gentle
men" and reduced ail to tho dead lovol
of laborers whon they abolished feudal
Ism primogonture and rank more than
a century ago. What a poot wrote was
poetry; it is a fact now:
nor and shame from no condition
t well yoiir part, thoro all the
ile the cultivation of the fields at
iouth may still "lead on to fort
there are a thousand useful arts
;o our young men. The time Is
j^'Aand whon in all trades tho
afloV1"* cunning hand will bo
vou*tho South. This Is wVat is
?nt by the establishment of Clem
; but a chemical analysis of the soli
d bought fertilizers, is not all that is
eded to put our boys on the road to in
tondence. Three drummers were in
i town last week taking orders for
ihing to bo cut and made* one from
v,a jMd-JvTuw" "T?ork an?'lwo.
^.usta. Whilst this stato of
i.. nigs lasts and these ideas provail, tho
South will still be ablo to urgo its
glorious but monstrously inconvenient
boast?"poor but honest."
There is, In the meanwhile, no dan
ger of our running short of lawyers,
doctors, merchants, clerks, bankers,
cashiers, accountants, school teachers,
editors and preachors including the
oolored man of the eloth.
We all wear hats and shoes in this
country; but we are in tho position of
the olty miss who was amazed to see
potatoes dug from the ground while
visiting her country cousins.
We appreciate that a third party in
terfering is apt to get the worst of
the scrimimage. Our neigh bor the Now
borry Herald and News criticises tho
State for discourteous language to
wards our Governor; that for the of
fice's sake if not for tho officer, un
gracious terms should be -eschewed.?
We have no discourteous or unkind
speeches for our young Governor; but
the criticism of the News and Horald
is not sound. Words are a vory delicate
gingerly kind of things only. The
Engllshers had no Bqueamishness about
dealing with rulers and tyrants. They
out off Charles's head and shipped
Jumes out of tho country in a jiffy on
throning William. It is well to call a
spado a spado. John Randolph of Roan
oke declined fc> "Excellency" thoPres
"The rank is but tho guinea's stamp.
The man's the man for a' that."
See late numbers of "Judge" "Puck"
and "Punch." _??
And now^they Bay tho Monroe doc
trine'ls~ttiroatonod. England, Franco,
Germany and Belgium havo some de
mands upon Panama, and Venezuela
which they are Inclined to enforce.
Undo Sam's jingoism may bo put to a
severe test. If diplomacy wont meet
the emergency and bulldozing will,
South Carolina can fill the demand
with the agents to do the tall cavort
History Repenting Itself.
Dean Swift in his Talu of a Tub
quotes Herodotus as rotating: "A groat
army of Soythlans was panic strickon
by the braying of an ASS."
Every reader can construe for him
Townsend, antiquated Assistant At
torney-General and ox-Radical Judge,
has been sent to Orangeburg about a
big Dieponsary defalcation. In the
meanwhile other considerable defalca
tions are reported.
Is there anything "rotten In tho
State of Denmark"?
* * *
War with Spain, might relieve tho
strain. The visit of tho Adjutant Gon
eral North in-qucst of ships and guns;
the chronic unrest; tho carnival of
ps; offlolal rot
: Of war suggested
or incidont, all con
us that wo aro "tho
ifor One Hundred Dollars Re
. for any case of Catarrh that can
e cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure.
F. J. Chen BY & Co., Props.,
, (he undersigned, have known
Cheney for tho last 15 yours, and
to him porfectly honorable In all
oss transactions and financially
o carry out any obligation made
& Truax, Wholesale Druggists,
o, O.; Welding, Kinnan A. lUar
Vholosalc Druggists, Tolodo, 73.
I's Catarrh Cure is taken inter
acting dlreoMy upon tho blood
OJOOU8 surfaces of tho system.
*, 75o per bottle. Sold by all
ucarlsts. Testimonials free.
. wawt every man and woman In the United
trie* interested In .be Opium and WhUky
' 'Is to have one of my book* on tht.*.e dls
Addrou ll. M. WooHey, Atlanta, Oa,
t, end ono will be -eat yon freo,
Means danger. It Im a serious
condition and will lead to disas
trous results if it is not over
come at once. It is n sure sign
that the blood is impoverished
ami impure. The best remedy Is
Which makes rich, healthy blood,
and thus gives strength and elas
ticity to the muscles, vigor to
the brain and health and vitality
to every part of tho body.
Hood's Sarsaparilla positively
" I was troubled for a long
timo with a tired feeling and
loss of appetite. After taking
three bottles of Hood's Sarsapa
rilla with Hood's Vegetnblo Pills,
my stlength is coming back and
my nppctlto is restored for which
I am grateful.'' Mus. Backiiuk,
40 Hnssell St., Churlston, S. C.
w~~,i>~ c:,s>' ta ,,u>'. ciwy to
nOOCl S " IIS tnk.i.osuymcrrect. 25c.
1 ? i
means f;o nu
x w. ?t. irom
M Ic" youarcfccliiie
Bout cf sot(3, weak
Hmid generally cx
Khuvc iid appetite
laud can't wink,
fi';e:jiii at oncctak
g ihr the most rclla
Drown's Iron Bit
trr3. a tew l>ot
canes from the
very first (tost?ft
tvju'i stain your
leeih, a a (I it's
pleasant to take.
Dyspepsia, (Cidlicy mid Liver
' Neuralgia, Troubles,
r Constipation, Bad Blood
^ Malaria, Nervous ailments i
Get only the i.cni.ine- it has crossed red
? lines on the wrapper. All olhcro ntc
I atitutcs. On receipt of l\vo sr. stami
/will send set < f 'lei lU-atillful World
Pair Views end bcok?frei
L. E. & II. C. BURNS.
Hun Darzaus for U.
We say Bargains we mean
this that we will sell U goods
cheaper than U ever dreamed
ist. Our Business being buck
ed by Skilful Buyers at Head
quaters and all over the Conti
2d. With Bullion the allmighty
3d. Ambition Backed by an
4th. Our Motto is Under Buy
and Under Sell. Cash before
delivery, no time no discount no
ofic Bible to Chuck down 50 per
cent on $1.00. We simply ex
change goods for money and
give you full value for every
Dollar. The time has when the
poor needs. Double duty of
every dollar and the rich have
none to throw way. U will find
us at our post soon and late.
Call and make yourself at home
when in Laurens and we will
lake pleasure in showing U
through with best wishes for
L. E. & B. C. Burnl.
J, C. BUUNS,
#|T Traynhnin & Dial's Sun Block.
W. L. Douglas
s3 shoe FIT FOR A KING.
4*3.50 FlNECALf &KWWAR0a
Over One Million People wear the
W. L. Douglas $3 & $4 Shoes
All our shoes are equally satisfactory
They give the best value for the money.
I lie v equal custom Shoes In style and fit.
Thsfr wearing qualities are unsurpassed.
The prices ore uniform,---stumped on sole.
Prom $1 to $3 saved over other makes.
If your dealer cannot supply you we can. Sold by
1 W. A. Jamikson,
Laurcns, S. C.
Is told with written
guarantee to euro
tion, Pits, Dliil
Neuralgin anil Wnko
Tobacco nnd Alco
hoi; Mental Depres
sion, Softonlng of
llio Brnln, causing Misery, Insanity nnd Dottthi
IinrroucK.4, Impntoncy, Lost Pownr in cither box,
Premature Old Age, Involuntary losses, caused
by ovor-ludulgcnce, ovor-exorllon of tho Ilrntn and
Errors of Youth. It gives to Weak Organs their
Natural ViRor and doubles tho Joys of lifo; cures
Lucorrhcea and Fimu.lo Weakness. \ reonth's treat
raout, iu plain package, by mall, to any address, 91
nor box, 0 boxes W. with every to order wo glvo o
Written Guarantee to euro or refund tho raouey.
Circulars free. Guarantee- issued only by our ex
For Salo by The Laurens Drug' Co.
Laurcns, S. C.
A Dollars Worth for a Dollar?
Sometimes More, Never
THE LAURENS DRUG CO.
Off tJ?e Prices of School
Now is the time to save your tnony. The bottom* has lallen
entirely out of prices. Just think of it?
Appleton's First Reader only. 16 cents.
" Second " '/ . 27 cents.
** Third " " . 35 cents.
M Fourth " " . * 4S cents.
H . 85 cents.
?' ;mer m . 13 cents.
1 ?k y. 16 cents.
vrithmetic. 16 cents.
\ 44 . 29 cents.
IV lography . 50 cents.
.4? 1.15 cts.
If 1,1 o cts.
Come you can have what you need at these
Nobby Men's Suits $3.90 t
Big lot I'nnts worth 85 cts1,
1.25, S.OOand $4.00; We are
offeriC::?c 65ets., WtosK, tM
and $2.75. )
fr~^^Z2> Men's Shoes, Ladies' Shoes, Children's Shoes
\KJr all sizes.
HF? Cwst Ws* K ?
but honest GOODS at honest prices which arc lower than they
have ever been sold?cost or no cost. See for, yourself.
Laurens, S. C, Mar. 5, '95.
Harris Lithia Water.
The most remarkable Water on the Market to-day which is
Shown by its Analysis and Testimonials of the Most
Noted Physicians of the Country.
Read what a prominent merchant of Columbia, S. C, has to say for
Harris Lithia Water.
"I had long been affected with kidney troubles. I had tried all the
mineral waters from Saratoga to Porter Springs. I had tried the
Western waters and all others that I could hear of, and T have no hesi
tancy in saying that none have benefited me even approximately as
much as the Harris Lithia Water. I wns using the Buffalo Lithia Water
when I heard of this. I do not expect to use the Buffalo Water again.
"When I went to Harris Lithia 8prings, 1 had to be assisted out of
my chair. After remaining two weeks I could get about as good as
anybody. It acted on mc like a charm?quickly and effectively. This
water is now being largely sold in Columbia, and I think every person
who has tried it will agree with me in the belief that it is the most re
markable water in the country. From a simple interest in suffering hu
manity, I would like very much to see it given a trial.
C. A. BALDWIN, Columbia, S. C.
Harris Lithia Water Co., Harris Springs, S. C.
Asiikvim.k, N. C, September, 9, 189^.
Mr. J. T. Harris:
We have been selling the Harris Lithia Water for some time, and
find it a ready seller; those who have tried it arc loud in its praise. The
doctors here regard it superior to either the Buffalo or Londonderry
Waters. Wc predict for it a wonderful sale when the merits become
more generally known.
Yours very truly, RAYSOR tV SMITH,
\ PaosrKHiTY, S. C. Feb. 28, 1891.
Mr. J. T. Harris: \
I have been linger the treatment of several physicians, and been to
different watering ptacr* during the last ten years for kidney disease. It
affords me pleasure to say tiViitS[ have received more benefit from the
use of Hanis Lithia Water than |nll\t?medics combined.
Respect f11 >
(.;. i). p-'""
LIVER AND KIDNEYS
Wards off mularin. Is a pleasant
and invigorating inediclno. Par
ticularly olToctlvo in tho cui*o of
Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Nausoa,
Sick Headache, Sour Stomach, etc.
jA valuable livor rogulator. Cor
rects all disordors of tho kidneys.
(Wonderfully beneficial in female
complaints. Taken along with
[quinino, is an effectual euro for
(Chills. A great appetizer when
taken boforo mculs. After meuls
In largo 25 eouts, 50 cents and
Sold wholosalo by
The Mukkay Dkuu Co.,
Columbia, S. C.
Sopt. 24, 18M--ly.
Are very essential when a
person is ill and adulterat
ed medicines cannot possi
bly have the curative
powers like wholesome
DE. B. F. POSEY
keeps nothing but the best and
purest Drugs and Medicines
and people wanting anything
in my line will do well to call.
I also carry a large stock of
Teilet Articles, Stationery, acca,
Cigars, Colognes, Toilet and
Laundry Soap nnd a hundred
and one other things kept in
a first-class Drug Store. I keen
of reliable houses constantly on
hand and sell them at reasonable
prices. Yours for mutual benefit,
Mo Wo F?SE?9
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DRUGGIST
3ash or Installments.
Nw Machines traded for old
ones. A well equipped
Gonzales & Withers,
Columbia, S. C.
u\v< rn all (|uchi ?
coHcci'niiiu; tho his
tory, spoltuigi pro
moaning or worda.
Itself. It also
pIVOH tllO OftOII ?I?'
hI 1*0(1 Information
concorng eminent norsonsi facta? onoevr.
iu}c tlucoimtrics, cities, towns, niiil not
und fclitrcs of tho (rlobo; |?nrtlctilarH cou
corninhotoil llotltiotts persons and places;
trnnslnpn of foreign quotations, r i ...
vnlunti in tiio homo, ofllco, study, nnd
'(ho fig a rent stnininv<l Authority.
Hon.. ,i. Brewer, .inMteo of l*. R. Sujireiii
Court,vtctii "'Iii - iiilcrnntionnl I?!<?:U>n:ir> u
iif: ihtmiou of (llclloiinrio*. i conuni'ii'.i It i >
Unallmin crcnl Muiidsird authority."
a. <Z- ( MorrJom <"<>.
H^nol l.l'Vl'.. :.?>) !.n|<;.
lini|ilnx i,!iatt: iiuviunt
cam ii ?
fJ3r"S?i!Orfrf.^ J r.'.c'.V. t,
18 JUST8 GOOD FOR ADULTS.
WARRANTED. PRICE SOcfrs.
GAI.ATIA, H.I.S., Nov. l?, 1503.
rnrlflJlodldn.o., St. l^ule. Mo.
Oentlomoni fo sold last your, 000 holden ct
OROVI'.fl TA'KI.KSK t ill).I, TONIC ami Imvo
bouRlit (nco (???? already tills year. In all our? <
portent > of ] years. In tho ilrn<( DUHlilOM.'hnvo
never hi il an ilelo thatjTnvO such universal BUti*
fftOliou a yoi/AVntc. Vom a truly.
Ale 1} Du. IL 1'. Poskv,
Latirens, S. C.
1#. W. II. BALL,
OFtfCE OVER mWki BANK, LAUfifNS.
for potatoes, fruits, and all vegetables require (to secure the largest
yield and best quality)
At Least IO% Actual Potash.
Results of experiments prove this conclusively. How ;nd
why. is told in our pamphlets.
'I hey urc tent free. It will cost you nothing to rvnd them, and I'-ry will MA'S yea
dollars. GERMAN KALI WORKS, ft Kwua Sum, New York.
If You are JLooking for a Circus
YOU ARE IN THE
Hut if you are looking for Stoves then we can interest you.
We show Goods and Prices. Let others show up or shut up.
We Show 21 Styles of Stoves and at all Prices.
SUNNY SOUTH STOVI
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ART AGATE STOVE.
Furniture, Carpeting, Oil Cloth, Matting, Glass
China, Crockery, Tin Ware, Stoves, and
Lots of Other Things.
S. M. & E. H. Wilkes & CO.
fS0* Minter's New Building.
Phis Favorite Resort for Health and Pleasure
is now Open to Visitors. For Rate*
of Hoard a\
SLVHSOA <y SIMPSON.
Gleij?) Springs uiater
Dyspepsia, Liver Complaint, Chronic Hoptatitis, Jaundice, Torpor of
Liver, and general debility following upon malarial diseases.
Dropsy, Diarrhoea, I)ysen|ory, Constipation, IIcmor rhoids,
Uterine, Renal and Cystic Diseases, Hcamaturia
and Cntamanial derangements.
-FOR SALE BY?
% i? Wmm &tot?#? iff
ftf* For Circub'-" ' .ing certificates, etc., apply to
' PAUL SIMPSONS, ylenn Spri