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of the cold that might lead to
something serious. This simple
treatment cools and soothes
inflamed, irritated membranes;
loosens disagreeable phlegm;
breaks colds and coughs in
short order. Don't wait-right
now ask your druggist
DR.KINGS S Emy
-a svuIp for coighs&colds
M ENTHOL ATUM
quickly soothes it.
I FOR THE RELIEF OF
WHOOPING COUGH, HOARSENESS
To Cure a Cold in One Day
Take LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE (Tablets.) It
top: the Cou h and lendache and works off tL.e
'old. E. W. ROVWE'S signature on each box. 30e.
Calomel is a
Next Dose may Salivate You,
Loosen Teeth or Start
Calomel is mercury; quicksilver. It
crashes into sour bilo like dynamite,
cram ping and sickening you. Calomel
attacks the bones and should never be
put into your system.
If you feel bilious, headachy, consti
pated and all knocked out, just go to
:our druggist and get a bottle of Dod
son's Liver Tone for a few cents which
is a hariless vegetable substitute for
!an -crous calomel. Take a spoonful and
if it doesn't start your liver and
-t raighten you tip better and quicker
t'aan nasty calomel and without making
.au sick, you just go back and get your
. on't take calomel! It makes you
sick the neat day; it loses you a day'a
work. Dodson's Liver Tone straightens
you right uip andl you feel great. No
salt8 necessary. Give it to the children
becaue it is perfectly harmless and can
To Stop a Cough Quick
take HAYES' HEALING HONEY, a
cough medicine which stops the cough by
healing the inflamed and irritated tissues.
A box of GROVE'S 0-PEN-TRATE
SALVE for Chest Colds, Head Colds and
Croup is enclosed with every bottle of
HAYES' HEALING HONEY. The salve
should be rubbed on the chest and throat
of children suffering from a Cold or Croup.
The healing effe'' of Hayes' Healino Honey In
side the throat corn ned with the healing effect of
Grovo's O-Pen-Trat Salvo through the pores of
the skin soon stops a cough.
cot rofdi o re acea i Snenrton and the
Just ask your druggist for HAYES,
Try a sack of new
flour from the mill.
There is none bet
We Deliver It.
Laurens. S. C.
EATERS OF WOOD
Odd Dietetic Habit That Is by No
On North Coast of Siberia the Natives
Prefer It to Other More Nat
In several places on1 the north coast
of Siberia tle natives eat wood, not
beciaiuse. they uist, but because they
like It, says the Lancet (London).
Wood Is genlerally eatenl evenl when
fish Is plentiful, their favorite dish be
ing prepared by scraping off thin lay
ers ilimediately under the bark of
liirch log.s, chopping thei line and boll
ing theml up with snow.
It generally turns out that dietetic
hablis which at first sight seet curl
ous have i rational baisis. The vir
I tit' of cod-liver oil no longer rest on
empirical experience and at vague idea
tIt its ellieacy was proportional to Its
nastiness; the reputation of fresh vege
tables was gained in the days before
the Dutci taught us to grow turnips,
and hardy cabbages. and when some
thing Ilke scurvy wais an annual expe
rience of the early spring.
It is interesting to guess the ren
son for w'ood eating. The cellulose
whlch forms so large a parl of a
herbivorous diet Is now recognized as
being a subsidlary source of energy
through the fatty actids produced in
the stomach and bowels by ceilulose
splitting bacteria. But the modifled
foris of ceilulose which formi tlie mass
of tree' truinks are hardly attacked by
tile bacteria of the alimentary cafnal.
It is possible that'the Siberians have
by practice and habit so altered their
intestinal flora that they can deal
with lignin with advantage, but this
seems a troublesome way of getting
energy wh)en fish and milk are avail
able, and it appears hardly likely that
the expanation of wood-eating lies
ilong these lines.
Bu1t if the habit suggests at the 1110
ment no rationale, it is curious to note
that it falls in line vitJi the tastes of
some other animals. The fondness of
ralits for bark and the immediate
suhiJacent tissues is well known. It is,
periaps, worth noting, too, that these
same invaluable experimental animals
are peculiarly fond of hard, woody
leaves-as, for example, holly, gorse
or hawthorne, and sometimes seem act
usally to prefer them to cabbage or
milk thistle. Ponies also arer apt to
be possessed of a devil or some curt
ols appetite, and will set to work on
big forest trees and kill them by clean
ing off the bark and conducting tissues
down to the hard wood. These and
other examples of sImilar tastes sug
gest that there is solething partleiu
larly good in the outer layers of trees,
and it is natural to think that it prob
ably resides in the young conducting
tissues rather than In the outer bark.
Of its precise nature it Is Idle to
Orchestras in the Steerage.
"Times have changed," said Antonilo,
as 1he twirled his partner to the rhythi
of musIc. "When I come over five
years ago I no can wait till ship land.
Now-music twice each day-this good
Anyone with a discerning eye would
see that tImes have changed in thle
thlirdl class sectIon, remarks tile New
York Sun. Insteadl of the old listless,
hlalf-frightenedl attitude of those whio
knock alt our gates, there is gayety
and spontaneous fun In the steerage
nowv. Imiprovemlents In accommlnoda
tlon and deck sports on tile big liners
account to some extent for the change.
But tihe great~st of these changes Is
music. Tils Innovation is a potent
factor for frIendship, common Inter
est and haippiness.
Youngsters from villages In Czecho
slovakia, dlark-eyed bambinos from
Oleily ; chlatteiring, brighit, quIck little
citizens of France-all of them listen
to the music with a kinship of spirIt.
And when thle orchestra turns from
"pieces" andl the decks are enilvenedl
by3 dan1ce music, their eider-s show
their aplpreciatio~n andi enjoyment.
Fasting to Cure Fits.
0pliepsy may lhe cured bly fasting,
Dr. Ilugh Conklin toi tihe 26th annual
conlveintionl of the Ameriean Osteo
ipathliC assocIatIon. IEplepsy, accor-d
ing tto Dr-. Conklin, is caused lby the
impiroIper functiomng of certain glands
inl the bowels. By fasting for 22 days,
taking only water, a cure maly 1be ef
fected, he0 said.
"Many people," saltd Dr. ConklIn,
"fast 30 daiys anti are mever affilted
by fits agalil. The longest fast whllih
any patient ever took undler 1113 direc
tioni histi 00 dalys. Out of 37 tests in
which childrien were usedi as patients
onlyi3 two still are maffecteud by the dis
ease. The children all weire unoder thle
age of eleven yea rs, butt we effect
cures in olodet' latients ini from 50 -to
(10 per cent of the cases we under
The psychology of New York statte's
hlighiway wvarning signs Is inlteresting.
Instead of sayIng "dainger-," "sharp
curve ahleadl," "bridge," etc., these
signs sImply r'ead "Caution."' This
isn't a very exciting warning, eliher
on paper or on the signpost, but it ex
cites the curiosity. Tihe drIver
doesn't know whether lie is coming to
a washout or a steam roiler. And b~e
cause he doesn't know lie is interest
ed. Being interested he Is ii1 doubt.
The road may develop nothing In par
tticilar ; y'et, on the othler hand, ho may
get fooled if 11 -tries to defy the warn.
ing. ,Consequently lhe treads lightly
tupon the accelerator, Hie o Ieys the
sign without meanLig- to.
a& W, 35. U., INOVaMIR, -22 j1922
If you want to have
seed and implements. -Y
this town. * Perhaps you
prosperous and much lark
in sending your money 01
chant, then the merchant
Cash Department Store
DRY GOODS, CLOTHING,
- Advertiser Printing
Printers and Publishers
Road Th itAdvertiser atnd Keep,
Wells Clardy Co.
Two Dig Stores.
Dry Goods, Clothing, Shoes,
J. C. Bur~ns & Co.
More Goods for Same Mon~ey,
Same Goods for Less Money
Laurens Coca Cola
Quench the Thirt With aBottle
Buy it Dy the Crate
Quality High c. Prices Low
On thue Square
R. W. Willis
Furniture of AlU Kinds
We Invite:Your Inspection
Laurens Drug' Co.
Pure Drugs, Toilet Articles,
* '"The Roxall Store"
S. M. & E. H. Wilkes
Fnrniture, Y*~ea Chindware
"BIG TREES" WORLD WONDEIM
United States Government Is Keen
Alive to the Demand for Preserva.
tion of the Redwoodc.
Our great parks, the Yosemite. Yel
lowstone, Sequoia and General GIan
must 1be kipft under military stiperv
sion in order to preserve their natura
woiders against injury froim trespass
ers. Of all these miracles of nature
the "big trees" are the imost astonish
ing. There are two specles-the se
quola Seinpervirens, or ordinary red
-ood, id Ile seetiuoll gigan tea, Wihl
is, strictly speaking, the "big tree" 0
These stately creatures are so fin
pressive that it sceltis (quite fitting t(
honor theiti with distinguished titles
Neirly every state inI the Union anti
iiy of' ilt' distinguished generals ol
lie Civil Wiar hav namtities amlilolg then1
Thet "Genera-Il Granit" and the "Geni
eral Sherillan" i.re individiualis of tit
lar1lgest sizo, an1d, with tihe "GrOz1z;
Ghtill." are probably the( biggest 01
Before one of the naittionia1 expol
lions the governient ordered a seC
tionl of redwood thiilty feet long fo
exhibition adlt for this it agreed t,
pity $7,00)0. llefore the lumber om
puny had succeeded in delivering i
4On tiel( cars it iad cost nearly tha
tnount, for a miountin wagon ron:
live miles long lid to be built to ge
it oult. mit 3 trench wis dug as% lon
and as lge is the free itself to st
The san1' coml)aIlly ilso furinishe:
another iree for another exhibition
whlch Was utl ill Genil (rant pari
not it hundred yards froni the spo
where tie "('eneral (iat" stands it
a1ll its mta3tjesty. In the same grove lie;
Ihe "''iAlllen Monirch," through tin
burn t-oult heart of whieh at mlountee
hiorsenitii enn1 ride withi ease.
Tn the Yosemite is the I'Wawona,"
tree With at hole burn-lt Inl Its basr
tihroigh11i wich the road runs and bi
automobiles are driven without d11I11
(ulty tnid ot tht "Mark Twain'
stulp of tile (eneral (rant pari
(ighteen full-sized cavalry horses hip
easily stood. It is twenty-six feet i
Ten years amiong the Eskimo, fly
of which Were spent among the so
called "blontde Eskino" of the Mackeii
zie deltit and Coronation gulf district
of the Arctic, is the record of Rev. E
witrd Ilester, at ('hurch of Englanm
Tle. Coronation gulf Eskinos ar
very primiitive, lie states. Their weal
olls Colisst of hows and arrows tlad
by themttselves. Raw meat is thel
prineipal food diet, the diet varyin.
only with tile hunting seasons. 11
s'il-hutitig time seli meat is lt
dally hill of fare; In carlbou timi
(he caribou only Is eaten.
Though the 10skimo may have bot]
seal and carlbou tieat ol hand at 4h
same time, his pectiatr beliefs P0rbi<
hfim to Pitt seal meiat at earlbou t'ine
and vice versa. Neither may lie .ea
a land ieat, sucli as carlbou, When oi
water or Ice, so lie lives on seal ineat
When lie takes to the land in tl
spring lie must not eat seal flesh. Ti
bgeakilig of eIther of these rules wil
call down upon his head the wrat
of the departed, who are always veri
evil spirits, says tile Eskimo.
Would-Be Burgiar Suffered.
Conve'rsationai powers of two wvom
en htoiliay-mattkers iat Brighton, IEng
land, saved themn fromn robbery. Ot
thue first night of their holiday, oceu
lpying the samne room1, they gosslper
after' hour until daylight appeare.
Th'len, In the gray light of dhtwn, the:
saw a mian getting (lit of the windov
oIf the room., It alppleared lie had bee:
undler the bed all night hoping to ob
tialia somec vailultes~l front the roona
vhetn tile ocupaints were asleep, bu
wias for'ced to leatve the roomi on tin
arrivati of dayilghat, after hiaving lis
tenedi to hours of private conversation
Tihis gift of woiimn haus often beet
The Sins of Society.
An excellent yarna Is being told( o
Tather Blernard Vautghatn, who is nov
on his way home to Engliind after
t'll) to South Africa.
iHe wats inspectinig a native hut oc
euled b~y a fully clothed miotherci ant
hiet' lekaluniy w~hto was ruinlg abou
in hIs birthlihiy suit. Faithier Vautghat
turtne'd to his compat~nlon aind satid:
"That is the diitfere'nce betwveez
South Afrleen andi I ondon. in Afriet
thle mothier's tire olothed and thle chii
drien niaked, while in London it Isla tr
chilidren whot P are(1 clote and thle IliOth
ers are'--weli !'',
lie Is tile '"mocst'51) shtill 5(ldier" o
nulrse'~'lt who avedt hiIs lift'. .loisepht wa:
wotunded' 102 fl's duinitg ihe 1:
tmonthIs lie was in fthe fighinlg, hiavini
taken parlt lin priacticl('iy everiy maitjo
oiffentsive In Fraeii.'E'
"My wvife says site is golIng toi ho'
hier' hair anid wear knicekerbocers,
satid Mr'. Meektoni. "So I'mn goling -t
"Does it grieve you as much as al
"No. PI afraid I won't- be able1 t
keep ft'om laughting.".,
,Guatemala's Cotton Crop.
The fib'st cotton crop) atttemupted ii
Guatemala has just been pieked ant
has proved so successful that cottoi
growing promjses to become a leadinj
tZAlustr'y of tit country.
EVERYTHING ONE WOULC
FOR SENDING OUT 0
KNOW WHAT WE F
IS ALWAYS R
a good harvest go to your h(
ou may argue that you do
don't. But couldn't you do:
er? Do you think this town
it of town? If the farmer
will in turn patronize the fa
ttronage brings mutual prps
Willard Batteries and Service
Prempt *nd Courteous Service
East Laurens Street-Phone 440
Powe Drug Company
Drugs and Medicines of All Kkin
Victrolas and Victor Records
Peoples Loan &,
N.AURBNS' OLDBST BANKI
W. A. WAT TS, President,
C. W. TUNE, Cashier
if better work could be done,
He wvovld do It.
Home Furniture Co.
' Next to Post Office ,
Furniture, Stoves, Rug., Crock..
ery-C-omplete Home Furnishers
W. H. HOUGH
"See Jiough to See Well"
Watches 'and Jewelry Repaired
South Side of Square
H. L. Roper & Co.
Lumber, Doors, Sash B~linids
-We Can Furnish Your Entire Bill
for Your House.
-Wharton Clothing Co.
The Man's Store
Cash Clothiers - Suits Mo
-Dry Good*, Bhoos010lthing,
PAYNt A OAt.
NEED; NO OCCASION
F- TOWN. WHEN WE
2URCMASE . ERE . ,
>me store and buy your
not sell your products in
3o if the town was more
will grow if you persist
will patronize the mer
Capital and Surplus $100,000.00
J. J.. ADAMS, President
GEO. H. BLAKELY, Cashier
YOUR ACCOUNTS SOLICITED
The Princess Theatre
Not Only for Amusement But for
Diversion After BUSiness Glouru
THE BEST PHOTOPLAYS
A. L. Mahaffey
FIRST CLASS BAKERY
Ask for Our Pullman Loaf
L. B. Blackwell'
.Printer and Stationer
OFFICE & SCHOOL SUPPLIES
J. C. Shell & Company
The Family Grocer
Choice Vegetables in Season
Jlones--Taylor Hardware Co.
Hiardware, AgrIenIturalj Imple.
ments, MIIl Supplies, Paints,
oils, Vnrniish~es, Sporting Goods.
'5 & 10 Cents Store
''Buy it in Laurens"
WEST SIDE BUB1LIC SQUARE
"Laurens Best Store--Quality
Made it So."
Easterby Motor Co.
Dodge Brothers Motor Oars