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The Devil and his Lawyer.
Thodcyii em up to tue car!h one day,
And to u c house wended his way ?
Just, as an attorney, with a very grave face,
Was proccediug lo argue "the poiiilsidi the
Now u lawyer, His Majesty never had seen,
For in his dominions none ever had been;
And lie fell very angry, the reason t<> know
Why none had been sent lo the regions
'Twan the fault of his agent, His Majesty
That none of thoi.e lawyers had ever been
And for his own pleasure he fell a desire,
To conic to the earth and the reason inquire.
Well, this lawyer who rose with a visage so
Made hisoponeat a < onsuminute knave;
And the Devil was then greatly amused,
To hear ihe attorney so loudly abused.
I!u'. as soul) as the speaker had come to a
The counsel opposing him fiercely arose
And heaped such abuse on I ho head of the
As made him a villain -of all men the
Thus they quarreled, eoulended and argued
'Twr.s hard to determine which one was
Aud concluding he'd heard i]ltitc enough of
"Old Nick" turned away and soliloquized
Ifalljhey have said of each other he true,
The Devil has surely been robbed of his
Hill I in satisfied now thai its nil very well.
Kol'these lawyers won hi ruin the morals of
They have puzzled the court with their
And I'm free to confess thai they have
puzzled the Devil,
My agents arc right to let lawyers alone.
If 1 had them they'd swindle me out of my
A young gentleman from St. Louis
was walking along the shore at Lake
Michigan with a Chicago girl, when
he saw on tho sand what he supposed
to be a devil-fish, with its long teu
tacles spread out upon the submerg
ed soil of Illinois. He was awaken
ed from his dream by tho young lady,
who said : "I have just dropped m y
The difference between the Demo
cratic and Republican parties is, that
ihe Democrats are continually doing
foolish things, but commit no crimes,
while the Kcpublicaus arc guilty of
countless crimes, but commit no fool
ish mistakes. The result is that the
parly of shrewd knaves is hard to
The unseen, and therefore unex
pected is what surprises us when sud
denly developed. It ii for this reason
that, unlike, the obvious bark of a
tree, the sudden bark of a (log startles
u.a. so, especially of dark night
Ko matter how often a young lady's
bat is lust, it is almost cortaiu to turn
up?cither behind or at the side.
a facetious exchange prints mar
riages under the heading, 'Vanned
a r the
Kstiihlishcd in 1S71 by the Propri
etor, who is still ready and willing to
fill orders in
JjIIEAT), llOI.L.-, PIES
c a k i: s
(if all descriptions.
GUN OK RS
Hv (ho BAIvUML or BOX.
V> R IS A D
for fdanip-Meetings or any other kind of
Which will be sold as LOW as any that can
be bought in Orangeburg.
Thankful for the. past patronage of my
friends and '.he public i slid solicit a con
tinuance of their custom."
T. W. Alborjrotti,
RllSFcll Street, next door to
sept I i, 1S7S?ly Mr. J. P. Barley.
E?i ate Salo
The Lands of Ihe bite \Y. M. Iliitxon
can he treated for at private sale on a
liberal credit. They consist of the Olliee
Lot, which will he sold as a whole or in
pan-els to sitir purchaser.
The Residence, on Russell Street, with
Two Lois oh same fide df Amelia Street
and fronting it.
(?no Lot on opposite side of Amelia
Itcv. J. 1>. A. Brown, at Ihe Residence,
und W. F. ilulson, a- the Oflice Lot, will
give every information in relation thereto.
M. M. IIUTSON,
Kx cent rix.
, od 3 If
A. M. BRIGGMANN,
DJS A LEU IX
liquors and Cigars.
TW O OOOliS BAST OF
r> K SMOAK & CO
Now all yc people far ami near
To liriggnmnn s Keslaurant repair,
When Hunger on your senses steals,
And get your fancy Drinks and
The old, the young, the wise, the gay.
All who have money, ami can PAY,
Call oil mo at my stand so now,
And I will do my best for you !
Five Hundred men are wanted now ?
To unload schooners, ( ALL know
The work, I'm sure, will never cease ?
The pay isjuat 5 ceuts apiece!
Then come aud get employment
For I would have il understood,
Without a.single hit of fuss,
You'll <rct your money's worth with
0ct3 1870 ly
a. 1 i. liswin",
Rur Im t ami jflair Dressir,
Nearly opposite Bull & Scoviilo,
Guarantees Satisfaction in his line of
business. Patronage respectfully
?i. ?, at L??J
, , .vc||>1.^ )>ttt about three
. M r .... I ii ? Itviitj; pei?on (about
? l i .r. .? ;'.? i: :.t I . -.1 once every
? nr.?c t!.: Iii? hll't other impurities:
? 1 . r Ii! ti^.l (? r.i it. Uiic if. the natural
purgative of t:-..- Ih.wsK. and if the l.ivcr becomts
t. it'll is n. t p vr.-ih-.d frowi the bloe-d, but CAT
rh ?I t*.:-. -; "i k-ot / if Id f.M p.**"..*. l-tT llie syst??,
??.:<i i.i t -j :. i to e;.:.pe CtrO*^l t'r.c porvj cf Ojc
il in, o.t"t it to turn y .Uow or a dirty baown
col' r. The atom ich becomes. irVscnoed, and Dys
pepsia, Indigestion, Constipation, tlcudachr, Ulli
.>?.:?._... J. iudUe, Chili?, Mahina) Fevers, rile*,
. i \ and S-*ir Si/Mnach. a. id ceneral debility (.?
y. ::; :: l;.':- !'. itFATIsa :hi treat ve-eiaM?
di: < \rry f i torpidity, c^usi-r. the Lives' e> throw
...Y front o c 1? two ounce* of bile e.-.nh timo lh
Mood p.lis. . through it, as lotiK as there is an rot
ccss ot l.dej and the rf;.-<.t of even a few doses
upon yellow completion or a brown dirty looking
?.. ill, toll ac.>.ii:-.h all t '..o try ii?they beirur trie
I lirst symptoms 1? disappear. Tho cure of all Mli
[OU* tllNeaaei nn? Ijror complaint 1? mart* certain
j!>y taking It BFA i tNC la accordance with direetteaa.
iton.lai >.e U gencral'y c-jf.'l in twenty minsvtrt,
land no disease lltnl ariiea lro:n irve Liver can eatiat
I if n f.iir trial i.i ri' ???
SOLD AS A SUBSTITUTE TOR FILLS
IliY ALL. DitUGCtlSTS.
'Pries 25 Cents and $1.00
The fatality of Consumption or Throat a?d
Liiiis Diit^uirs. whldi iwrp to the gt?ve at least
?:;? .ih;i,l of all deali.'i victims, ?rb.es frora the
Opium cr Morphine Iroatment, wSkb simply stu
pefies as the w.clc of de.-.'.h g?u cn. Jio.ooo will
Le paid if Ouiui.s or Moruhinr, cr t.ny preparation
of 1 Ijii -.m, ?.lorj.hi?r or Pnissic Acid, ten Ix found
in th^ CLOIiil ri. i.vm Cour.11 Stki.t, whic* has
cured people who ?.re living.to-day with but one
rcutainl.;? Itsna N<> treat, r ?rotis can ?Jene
than to i.iy i*ci Cnncumption is IneurtU*. 'the
C'.LCnU Ki.'jvls CotiSII SVKtfr W?l curcitx'.'n
.-.11 o.:i.:r nicioi. have failed. Also, Colde, Cowr.S,
Asthma, Uronchitis, aud a!l disc .scs of the throat
and I.i. : t. K:id the icetiiaonicU of tho Ho-a.
lUeiuuldcr II. Stephens,Cev. Smith and Ka-Cov.
Itrawn ..I ('.-., Hon. Oeo. l'cabodjr, at well as
iho-.c of ether remarkable curti in our book?frc ?
toa'.l at llie dm; st?rt?? and bo cer.vinced lh-1 If
y.-:t . h to I e cured ym Cii be by lakici; C;e
i.: o!.:t I'uuvrx Cisuoii Svuui?.
Take no Trochea cr lx>rer..,^s for Sore Throat,
1 you cm r-t CSutmi FtOVJtsu o\iier at s.i:::c
price, for salo by all Drdgtji-..?
!?dco 25 Cents and $1.00
1 rave mtitaVcs arc made in ihc trcairot nt of ?'.l
11!? t frotu poisr?i ill the btood. Not
i.tvi ta.K oi r..:To:?la. Syphi .<, White Swelllnc,
'. I... :? . Sol an I '.'i 1 'ituoae, in a ihoutono,
?: ? .. 1 \ :ii til ihr uvol Morcury inlomej form.
it y row iHe l."...-\. aiid llie ilisoanei Ii pr"
u . am vi 1:1.hi i.ny oilier kind ?.f bloo.l oi
?O.i.i ii- neuii k., Da. I'cMnniiTON'sSTtt.i.iM.
f.l . ^ r IJlllMi'li lltil.lt'.HI is the only in'v'.ic ine
?. I 1 u V.i '1 a hoj j i-i r c.ivery from Scrofula, V.y
pliilis . t?l M irottriti <s>.s in ..it ?lUgcs, tun he
1 . . v 0m nS.I, and lhat v.ill cmc Caueer.
in ? -? >? i'l hr piiifl by ir..- ptoprit 'nri if Mercury,
: an) in,;r >.i lit nul \.??!).<: a.id liariil*
c.t.i hi founil i 1 it.
I'ii, ? 1 r.ll i?in.v:i f. it -o.
.?>....? I';. .. ?? 1 .;??(. 11 SMtei* and Mlotriri i.'s
'.is: 1 1 in: i.iu u for ?...?. Ijj- ail L'ttij;.
, (.. :.t ji.oo bottioi.
i, 7. isISBUELL - CO., Proprfators,
\ OLD AUD RELIABLE. I
J,I)U. SAKFOno'fl LlVKIl I.VVlOOUATOIt^
?is a Standard Family Remedy for ^f*%
sJilisenses of tho Liver, Stomach ^?1?*
Sjand Bowels.?It is Purely ???^J^l
' iV Aa 1
baa been unod
^?jT*1* in my practice
i^-'aud by tho public,
' for more than 85 years
1 J3J**,% with uupreccdentod reeulta!?
W*. SEND FOR CIRCULAR.S
iS, T. W. SANFORD, M.D., Xi^ZiZZt?
?J All DBI'flOtST WILL TIU. TOl' ITS RBFtrTATIOK.
hi-pl ID Jy
GEO. H. (ORNELSON
I would respectfully bring to the attention of the Public that I am now
FALL k WINTER STOCK
Just'"bought nnd now OPENING1 which will be sOXi O ?*?
PRICES that win DEFY
As it would require too much space to enumorale all the
which ran be secured now, Everybody is especially requested to come and
see for themselves. Respectfully yours,
GEO. II. CORNELSOA.
IX L ?RESTAURANT
A. M. IZLAR, AGT.
At Brigffinann's Old Stand
Call and got your Hot Meals, Fancy Drinks and Fine Cigars. Come
early and order your
Oyster Stew, Oyster Fry, Chicken and Rice, Ham aad Rico,
Beefsteak aud Rice, Saut-sage aud Rice, Hams and Eggs,
Coffee, &c, <kc.
Having obtained a Hist Class liestflurant Cook, I ptepare evrything
in Nice Style. O Hand satisfy your appetite Everything put down at
Bottom Prices. aug 29,1879
J. C. PIKE
SAME OLD STAND
Is prepared to serve bis many customers during this year, as in the
past, with lw.
LOWEST POSSIBLE PRICES
We have on hand a'Large and well Assorted
S T O CK O F G 0 O 1) S
With Polite and Experienced CIjEI^ICS to show them.
I am making preparations to haudlejall of the Best (trades of
PHOSPHAETS AND ACIDS.
1 respectfully ask the continuance of the Libcial Patronage soj)Jgene
rously bestowed in the past.
jR-aS"" Highest Markst Price paid for all cuntry Produce.
J. C. PIK E
^^y-r^-or. BBMP BMOB??OBBg ~-?- "?-zr.^r^ na?MB?Ijuvrmr,wy^Sfirrfa
The Gullet Gin Branch Factory,
0. M, STONE & 00, GENERAL AGENTS.
Te supply the increased demaiid for the IMPROVED GULLETT
GIN, GIN FEEDER and t'ON'DKNSEll, Branch Works have been
established in Augusta, orders will be tilled promptly aud satisfaction
guaranteed to purchasers.
i?ins Repaired by skilled Workmen.
Wo have Tcctimonials from Cotton Dealers in every Sectiou which
prove the Superiority of the Gullett Uiu over all others.
We are Agent's for BIG EH) STEAM ENGINE, Mounted or
Stationer, with either Vertical or Horizontal Boiler. Economizer Engines,
Screw nnd Lever Cotton Presses, Saw and Grist Mills, Bullblo Scales, &c.
Write for Circulars and Price List.
Address o m stoistr & co
feb lil (Cotv?u Facsors, Augusta, (Ja.
H. S. RENNEKER,
CORNER RUSSELL & BROUGHTON STS.,
Will keep constantly on hand the following goods :
Coffees Bacon, Canned Salmon,
Traa, Strips, " lobsters,
Sugars, Hams, 14 Mackerol,
Flour, Lard, " Oyster*.
Grist, Butter, " Tomatoes,
Meal, Soap, " Green Pens,
Rice, Starch, " Corn Beef,
AH <?f the abo?e nrtieles I guarantee lobe FRESH, and will sell them
?s LOW as the LOWEbT lor the ensh. Call and examine my Stock and
prices before you purchase.
Always keep on hand a full supply of
IilQTJOKS, WINICS'AND CIO AILS.
Tho Celebrated "Oakley Bitters."
Persons who nre miflcring from Indigestion and who are liable to Chillr
and Fever, Dyf-prpsin, and all the attendant evils of a Deranged Stomach
will find a cortaiu and speedy remedy in the use of tho above Tonic.
Come! Come !! Come!!! Come!!?!
Ye men a d maidens great nnd small,
The young, the old, ihe gay and all
To WALKER'S GROCERY repair,
And get al you wish for, there.
His. TEA and COFFEE can't bo beat,
His SUGAR if' sincerely sweet,
His BACON and his HAMS are nice,
And sold nlwaya at the LOWEST PRICE,
No other hind you'll ever chew,
If his TOBACCO meets your view,
And all will bless their happy star*,
Who chance to smoak his fine SEGAR3.
And if you'd feel his sovereign power
dust try his new delightful FLOUR.
Since lie a GROCERY lias begun,
H is GOODS are all A NUMBER ONE,
Then tell it to the young and old
Ho will not excr be UNDER SOLI).
Stay not to hear some boastful talker,
But call and get your GOODS from walker.
Wait not until you all got poorer,
Come and he served by AB L. MOORER,
\\ ho. to his cordial country friends,
A GENERAL invitation sends.
And WARREN GARDNER too, solicits
Your kind attention nnd your visits,
And A. B. WALKER boss of all,
Signs his greeting to the call.
a jB walker
Champion Grocer or Modern Times.
AT THE CORNER OF
Kussel Street and Railroad Avenue
A full Stock of
A GENERAL MERCHANDISE,
Which will be sold cheap for CASH.
All my Old Friends and as many New Ones as will favor me with m
call is respectfully invited to examine my Goods and Prices.
jun 24~ly ?t- w. MOSELEY.
Grocer es and Plantation Supples,
At prices as LOW as they can be sold for cash.
Insurance and Co lecting Agent,
Fire Insurance Risks taken at reasonable rates in first-class Corn pan tea.
Plantation Risks a Specialty. Will Insure your Stock, either Horst? mr
Cows against death by Lightning or Fire.
Collections of all kinds will receive prompt attention.
RUSSEL ST. ORANGEBUIW, 8. C.
IT IS TRUE!
That Im selling the PUREST aud FINEST GRADES of
For LESS MONEY than any other Store in Town.
1 keep a lame assortment ' [ ING and SOKIMGTOIAC
( OS including the only GENUINE DURHAM Smoking Tobacco cold in
this Market, and the ' OLD LOG CA HIN," which is the Finest Brand ef
( ht wing Tobacco ever Manufactured . Also a line assortment of CHOICE
( 1GAJ S, including the celebrated ^2i)0>tbe finest 5 cent Cigar ever sold
THE GROCERY DEPARTMENT
Is crowded with choice fresh GOODS, which I am selling at incredible
Ii > PRICES. A Speciality made in Fl OUR, which, iu its white.
ness and excellence cannot be surpassed.
All that is necessary to prove the truth of the above statement is to
call and examine for yourselves.
James Van Tassel, Agt.
sept 20 1878.?mar 10 At Muller'a Obi Stand.
D. A. SAIN,'
IN THE TOWN OF
Would respectfully inform his friends and the public generally tha*
has just received a full stock of
Dry Goods. GrRO SB.XSS, TOBOOOs and
SKUA US, L,l<iUOS both foreign and domestic,
All of which ho is offering at BOTTOM prices.
x>. A. SAIjNT.
A New Carriage Shop!
The SUBSCRIBER would icsptctfully inform bis friends and
Public generally that he has just completed Ins
^ HOPS ON MARKET STEHST
Near Mr. B. F. SLATER'S Livery Stable, where he is prepared to receive
and build to order
X.iolit, JSing- 1 or Doubl Sat Bvttffif ?
And finish them in fust-class style of the best Seloct Material. Alto
0\E AND TWO IIOUSK WAGONS
Put np st ihe ihottcfct notice.
[Flopflirilig ?f a^ kinds done Neatly and Strong.
Horse Sli Ceill by Expert Smiths.
All done at prices to suit tho times nnd low price of Cotton? All
w ork wan an ted to give entire satisfaction.
<lec 7, 1878 R. EL WI-LES