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arriag /??l$8ry.
TbC undersigned respectfully in
forms the public llmt be is prcpiircd
to do all
'Hand of Worin
in the nbove line on tin; shortest no
tico and at
laving; Prices.
HORSESHOEING done in the
bent possible manner.
I also have in full operation my
PLANING AND MOULDING;
MAC IHNES,
And
GRIST MILL.
All work in this Mue.done without
delay and on reasonable terms
A sliare-ol the public, patronage is
solicited.
[Uly 25 11. RIGGS!
Established in 1871 by the l'r.v,,.;. i
etbr;iwhoJs. still ready ami will in ? in I
till orders in
Having recently moved into my
New Store. I would beg leave to in
form my old friends ami tho ou blie
generally that I have and will on ?
iuue'to keep on h unl the
Forest ..Drugs,
Best paihts and Oils,
Lamps tt'ol Fi >: tur< -.
Pineal Cigar's and Tobaccos,
Plain and Fanc> Can Jies, ?
And in I'a.'i. everything isuallv kept
in a first class
DHlT OHK!
I al.-o oec.uov, with iny fa mi y'j 1 !>??.
rooms over the store, uiuT ihei'efn'ig
..?Ii i -j? 1.1 _ .. t. , ?. ? _ ? .? r*
will be able to^u-.i up preseripti'ins
at any ,11111! a-l honrs during the nighty
See bell oil iron. dooV.
a. c. mik e#, aj. -o.
oel 51 1ST'.? ly
\VojlW JV-meci fully in .'man the.plji*??*
of Cnan&oonrg. that l.e h is hi i lnr;-e the |
b't&ek (Old fixtures of Z. .f. Jsbl';. :u \VaMafce
Cnniipu'ii 'Mil 8|it d. StJijm Street -whore'
liekviW te ?hel lo .cive Ii; TtV^-Mil ; j p ^ ' i .....
*iVvery tl.ui;?, 'In ??!) < in! ?}-mi1, i.nd iii.-u it
it--.- ! to (;'\i saijr-fnetion. A full Ihu b'.'
GOODS kept ro&ia.miy i>n head.
' lioih and i\ds'rd in Orangidittrg. I hepc
to receive ft I ?>. nil strife of ihc patronage
of mv Pell?w-OitlxoiiKi
J. li?K.?XDRBWH
iriy 21 . * ly
us i> ton
ITrioiKl? si*MJ Coiistcry 11100
illtend!
"J")ci not wait unlU ?1 it ppend
"Kvery cent in places dear,
Bfakc DicMARH vonrOrweer here!
Ask hi in for his HAMS so nice,
{{tinning :it the LOW EST PRICE !
J^tou ?uul try his Flour so line,
f horse, and ALL things in Iii?* line!
{lave tome BUTTER sent around?
Every man should have a pound !
^ud if v< ii'd feel well and able,
PiinuR MACK EHEL on your Table I
CiJood are all things in hi- Store,
|(eason cannottisfi for mom!
Only try Ids LlQUOHS iure?
(Can't be equalled any where!
f?very man who knows InsMAKS,
Eviishcrt for hi> };in)ii s'egars!
J[n his Kample Room they fly,
F.vcry time that they are dry 1
Something tells ihoin HE'S tho mtn !
^nd he always leads the van !
ft ever ycl did He retreat,?
Don't vbu know he can't he beut?
fyook within hi* Store so grand,
In his Htr-ttontn?near a> hand;
4$uc?tion him and von will ?e?
li N DERSOIA > - 11 Vt C A NN? rr ii -.:!
Oh 1 wait not till you are w i r,
|{eti8on points to Mr. ? IS Eft,
gelling laney Dr'n ks o> nil ?
Give him then 1 general call,
IJe.-t iiKHiired, I)K.M A Its Hells cheap,
a"d tin finest goods will keep,
t% ever erase to bless your stars?
13Own with rdl?except
De MA US.
Will ctiro or v>t i icnVTMepiinr:.
a fj ri> flnasa will iltc of 1 01.11 . . . -i :i 1 r J Yf
v.-r. ii riiiitx'h I'owdoMhrc <? ?'
K..n V? Powilee. wll tear- M.t! iilixiCooti
1 <. i:.-."a I'out.t m will \ rv ? :. i.,i 1. t.s \ ,.\
*? ? Kotii/.'s fowilnrs v .11 l:i< vr.?> : . i.iv ..I 1,
nil.I cre^m tuouly jicr c ie... j.., ? !ii.e..-r f.iai
. . ami nn-r.pt.
> FO'.i!/.'g roT/dnni wttl r.n.v or i.-.-v.'i . n!uir.?.| y.vmtx
.?'u^i. Hihk^kk to v'/rii ll-imr? a . , .. ,,r.. f.- .;.
cgigl ? Fout.*.'? I'fevie,in wii.1, oivi: iiATiiiKAin ii
?
V
? IjA.V'.T? T.i Tr.V ?.\ J?rr>T>rf.'to?
For palehy l>.-. .1.0. W A N N A M A K l< ?
and Ur. A. ?' DUKES" n.?v II
^f;l>r. .o;: ' ??? ' . ? -e it
jS3ieiui!:v lievei . 1 iii ll ?? ? irl ' Frtsii atul
'f]\y.T( 'y< r 1 \?. .?' . < amir.;-,' . h!
^."?"*'**. Uy .;? ! ? t- i. > :> i >:'...>.-.. \." .
/V."i*i?..?'?!>.-.;'.?.- 7 .r .?:??.,,. . .
^?npy.". * -.i^?. < - t,. - ?" ?'??!
..y .he BE3T VEGETABLE ued10i1te madhl
'itf-.
i pi I_
?' ? J "tUrt most certain mcKllclrie moi?*
? ?Mi! .'.it ? .?!<?<> ff O:o Nootl.StlCl^iifl?OK/*
? j 't i, rttioumotlarrtj suit ltlioum,Toittw,
J | l'itn'plo?, ltoh. CarufqtB, Mores, AIjcckb
I Ion, Uouga Skin. BwuiicivJolnta, 3yc?
I int?, fee,
; I!.Mo DtyER (JOUREOT
it tureHiRroaW ConeUr?attos,
Poprunslon, iniiiKt>i>tti?b,
...;?., M.'d&mrn, I.ungulduc-s*,
I'lie most eompleto Tu<lnoy Jpoclflc,
mriia Olaticttw, Excoaa of Urine, reten
j'lou 6l Uilno, ^](jht Uwcatu, Calua tu
j tliO Orotn, ????<?? ^
I ;? f 3 V6 ?? ? Sufferer ?# 1
? '?>. try ono ix-itta or Ou<vydtiiatile
.; I ti. ''il'-'i!'-, m:.I j; t lo'.Ief. no numbti?
( .lei .-pu.iii, tUA?\o ny raumn
1 ?.?>?(< i!ui:!t'i from limits t!nft%?;\*e
..!. .\. n t.ir ys.ir- tenor Mf-t^riy
; -M -'r j-.'i uiiyclUca tor Any ot a^ve
rr"-"%r::Tca it7Vr.;c ?U?t ?ttS*^
? .'I CHEMICAL Cj
.?:;> it., Ur.ltimorc. Met. J'J
. pole proprietors, j
Tin- NINTH AptiiiAl Rc/wiott b'f f|fb
SCHOOL will eonimi'nce on MON'PjM
S1']PTKMI)K1\ (Uli, a> a School House
mar ilio ^'residence of il.e Urirjpal. about
ICO uuils .vdjtl) West i ' the school liott-ie
t.iiiyhl hi ch.i toe iL. l:j i session, with o'qtial
:.. f. iit!:.ei:!t'i'li.-. ami !iliv}llg (he :ul . nut
; 1 ??. sei driiti*. rooms tint keeping lhe I toy*
iunh 1 ? :s 'trieiiy apart". -
t^&W'h>. i'hje.'tj'Ml this it?litntion in to pre
Lk?v> .fie' <:olle.re, Oir's for the Semi
t:iv\. -tod hoth (?i- ihoVra tieitl (?!tili.::.ct
Mi.el- ' /' -
euvui' tini'mag nXt^jriji'l.aniTheai;
el lie ; hi il'i- j.rei! i^jlfcy'" ?'1" flriettPl
..,!. int?.:-, will ? ?? J :'- ?iKelpiho w. hielt. Is
ot^oliitely {.-..? to ithe well bofoiigol
I'vervM Jionl. ?pr?".. - ??
j \\ Ith (ipiiny ihrtr'Jis for theliher.-il patroit
r.^i I - :h-| ll e piit;i.-ipal hopes to'merit
i. :i it i:;; ie of the . at;u- in the ft: tn re
T Kit Mi i'l.itfrMO^'rtl .?
:l.li?n MlI'll 0
.?n:.iie, pi-i (^natter.?-S 10 j
STILLS R. MKX.LIi'ilA.vl',
Pritieipal
FLO lil.N? K I.:*5!!-.l [,K liAMI'
Min-ie Teaiher
a, ^ilTEW 'soIT.
on?; ? Oi^lV^Ail OP
Dr. J. G. W1mn?.mak8r. .
** - *\%
D' Hieis in all hii iltj (.)! American and
Italian
Tumi ."tones.
Monniii' :iis,
Murbl? tinti'S'ttto Mano-ls,
A 1 kimla'of Stoiie Work furn
. i fK'#S"a (lunglh
* A Ih?
PoIMiOtl CirniV) Work
3:.iil ei Mativi- er*Foii y?n to unli-r at
Lowest PoM?i e I'rices.
C'orrt'spomleiice solicited witli tli*?se
in want ol any work in the above
line ncl 1 ? 1 v
< a l i. a i Tin-:
LOIS'G ESTABLISHED
PI OPLE'S BAKERY
AMI OPT
IJiii-.A lii )\ i L , C A k !?>',
M r> Hai^iaa, ('ttrianU, Citrciij Nnt?
: itud ('aiined i oiiih of till ktiiils.
A fr? 1. let of 5 ?vat lie.<? I ion<*vy now
on liauii. aiul .i nil. iii*H(irtiKent of
CHRISTMAS GOOD^
Viz.' Cup? anil Sanecn?, Viwefl, Tpilet F?et.?,
1>oIIr, Ten >il-, Sluys, 'tin Toys ol nil
descriptions, Lamp Munds, Chil
dren'? * hairs, & iigoilS, lloek
inp; lior.-e.\ , Ao , X-e
Cull ;:l oiii '- :md get WIUil you w:ml for
Christmas. t'anie- wishing uriielcs it
' lirUtmaH Trce? will do well to come m>w
while llu-y can make a good BclectioRj
Don't lad to cay at ""k
'V. \V. Albci-r^t I i'.
And he eonvinci'd thai Santa ClhiiR will
sun.i in- here.
' li'.'i li A < iVi
f 8<*?>'" Te.vh, MbeApled wit
?e II :i el .*>' ' '6(1 ?- Ojtiifllc ??.i
EDUCATION.
The report Of'the Su peri 11 tauten I
of education is* u soli roe pjfencoui ;?
nietlt 'It cent:.In1-; also much foo
for thought; Since theMrinughVtilloe
of Democratic governni^.ht in 187$
despite the fact that a Radical back
indebtedness of $200,9-10 had to be
provide^l, for, astounding improve
ments have been made. The school
fund has raised from $.1?9,&2 to
$301,415, the lasi appropriation : and
31,67(1 .more children have, been
taught
Besides*^!is, iu Witinsboto', Che's
tor and Ghjiriostou, permission hits
,b$.n given, by speeia ! egitdfl?pi'i,
vat t'ue people I" levy a local tax,
which has been cheerfully paid, ami
(ioi tishiug graded schools are now
e eommimil i.
We', would .suggest tti our delega
tion its thy legislature.- to pas.- "an .act
givim.. i.ii' ? bury r>Viyi
lege. \Y?i <lon> mean to
mutter upon- Ve-, b'itt.merelyj.io g*vc
t ie opportunity^-- ofof^doing whal ym
"|>)ea'sl^ii.r&Yi*:iiggm a. wry import
a Subject. Th ! passage of the flet
ii d not compel tib to execute its
p;-. (.vision--. Unless we so ?'elect, but it
on.v.s to us the road to improvement.
\\Vbesio\v if the advar.tage/s of th; so
higher .sedijpjds in otlicr towaj wore
Renown aw1 itd.lv realized bY !...;?'?.?
paAjsul;e v.\-.:':?! be a popular one.
The e i?: no .'oubt lie:*, we 'bead iiic
jMun.loriug* <>:' locTfll aehool taxation
under 'Kepttbliuan wile, but ft6 '.be
l^ews?-tijn.l .Courier* says. uthy$ can
be gulfrded against^ by lihiitiug the,
.maximum-rate of local taxation, und
by allowing the taxi' 1 ,ied at
the request of the County ?oard of
Examiners.*'
' foTRo.n
;-ilv ? ^^rxnrrrs; unTI in o
material progress! we shoii 1 n oi ior
get the intellect ual.
In the language of the "News and
Courier," "There it-- no royal road to
fortune. But we shall find the right
mad and keep in if win n, for blacks
and whites alike, for rieh and poor,
for the lowly and the exalted, Demo
crat and Republican, the precept and
practice shall be 10 educate, educate,
educated"
SPECIMEN up KOllIIEftN SPITE;
The surviving soldiers of the Mexi
can war and tle.dr friends will make
one more elfprt to get t heir pension
Idli passed before the expiration of
the present (' tigress. The bill now
stands on .he calendar of (he .Senate
j as a special order, and the Utilise bill
stand:: at the head of the calendar in
committee of the w inde. All through
the la^; session'the Republicans in
both houses threw obstacles it) the
way of the passage .if the j.11 when
ever it wits taken up for action. The
principal objection made to it was
that Jellcrson Davis would be includ
ed in its provisions; Now that the
election is over they .nay not care so
much about this, but as M r. Davis
has .-.'iid that lie did not care to be a
henejici try of the bill, the Democrats
nmy sutler him to be excluded* if the
P dm, should bo again made by the
Kcpubiica Us.
A pompous lawyer. whojsur.poscd
himself t^> b.oAvoty sarcastic, to -tin
keeperoj'the npphi stand: dt seems,
to ine. that you should ipi'.l thi- try
ing bnsiiie i: audJ'.^t a'.,?'.omelhing
w hich is if of so wearing on I he brain.1
'Oh! 'taig'bi business,' said |)lioapple
seller, 'ii. i.- ly.lu, awake nigh: - lr\in'
to lie- hie ?? Lethe;- leave my fortune,
?<> ; e : '.M utin or to a home for
ph Ofboiit old lawyer.-, as is a killin'
Hie.1
- ??. ?#?.
A wicked Humpum county mar
who lakes .\lc!'V. -i iiy's paper being
recently taken ill, und bclieviog be
was about to die. told a neighbor that
he felt the need of preparation for tin
ne-:i )V<i>l'b! 'to-.!-' votihl ib.. 10 ?<?-.
dole p.-. iiOU ! ti tVf.\;,?*Kf.*; ii. linn i! ii
*i '-ei; the !:<*??'?;.' ? id du- ?? tiro \ nktir
. ?MawJia?
wcre^^Ueyco, (l:o setoiers not h'e*''
I'?.im a - vr* (*) f t i 10 iv nmLider, . ? ? ?
(:v;;!^':^w drafts, bh?^K?. tu?'.?
of tb: :';'(* Y;dtte of * f. .C; :??.:! i 7: .. :i
$t .iSfpW-dfct Rt:?? ? i money.'.? a .-. .
to M-:..-t i;1Mk: ;;< ri^w?ifgj
I?(e!ileturnCd .tu?bc^*vi*:% ?i\i??x 11 j
mnodfitC hovcvCr, inV?H irtTliaJjMMjM
i Oi!;.- v& iiw. V'-y tl'CJit. i 'ti\lW"&&fiy
< ':?} !:.,!:*. ;?, vi'.-, opened aad ivinrdcd
to i.**-- Tvi-i^i-s, aad'iKi l.fH.i?Sve.?i're
l r. rn4^?v'.thpujf;ripvti i r.g, d ? cfltbscqti
,onci {yitjio ?hnics.'fJtjJ-tt?dres*'es ,:t'tUc$
??:-\\\\-j^^>.l A citr.oarl' iact, develop
ed by a t-(un[i;uispn of .lUek- :igtire>
to y'r. i^slutisticH ol'.fovni'
; -.:; i: ;!.:.: loe p. ve, u^\LV o, nn
?Urcc* missjircctad^a;)d tfiistamp1
. vi .'-iyfxtMo are" almost exactly the'
same - er.ch year; tlrjtv evidences of
eareUfsue^s. or iguornncewkeepingj
quite ji* veil p"veo .'with' - the um:tmju|
..mvmttt: ? of ;eTtHM-a1rS?
Postmaster Oeneral May
Htat all magazines, pamphietn, and
other lil-ce reading matter received at
the- Demi LetterOfllceshall liereaftor,
instead of bciugjsold for waste paper,
he distrihuted to charitable and re
formatory institutions in and around
flic national capital.
Petty of Carolina .Spartan;
?:iM*t wnit. till Christmas to let oW'B
? j dl .. lb-ar him: F'fiie l?xeeutivoB
'oinpiitteo of the State Press A,sso
?ititioq failed to have a quorum at
heir" ncetiu* 'ot Columbia. Messrs
'roivit, of the Herald, and Tohd, of
ho Journal, wore appointed a com
? ui.;i. to wo !. ttj? Itansportation for
he* nixt a da:,- at licit it fort,
in i ?? rip ;o Florida,
? '{ \. funny lrip. We
!*J; !>ee Holmes of the
'?? : ^k'"' 'oi'.r or.-oii'c trec.B
!?.'.: bug a pet alligator
? v.-.ti a ? ?? a twin* .-?.tiny., aud CoLI
opv'-of he Register covering tip the
-I ; peninsula with' jtabtilur state
iienis, aiitl the News and Courier
ioquueriip' about in someof.those
>itqmle;s lakes hunting tip that new
i-:\x founded on the old ?nee. Oh, i:
rl|J he a jolly jime. \Ve tau hardly
?for the futl to ' egin." ?
.?"fll (AhMM.lNVS MAIMED AX1J
jvoi :>'>.. i).
r ivppidu e '. by '.lie i:i ?
jor It's*, $sirig lhc*anioiiiii|
. * . i i
ajfj, inntmcit ajte vyeiilKUttl lie
ell. .-. !lO;ljt)ot limb*
:e H?ii - in tlie !:. t
^teihuv. riM't in the tilllce tiftlie
?'.o' if-hoi* lind tlpefded,i?ppp the ml?
? ?? \ ? m rift heitig duevl^ men
vliy followed Lee anjLjJ^ksnu ami
nur Own };loiiotjp IWmpton in the
d.iy.s f when it co $t ee.fne. Lit'. :o Iovt
nutlNight'f?irone's coijatry^ i/.;" For
j amprit;ili<.nsit'<o\e the. !? n. e. ?'ro'; he
i low the knee,J*tT."i; ampn:ntioiis trtitjye
phe ?'bow,..T.';0; beld.7 the elbow,
j ('ompt roller fJcnet'al Hagodd is Pl'c
pated bo i:..?.tn'. bi.s wtrrant ton!! par
' tint who lih^pt'oper ^viderr.etj^ha' they
j are entitled !<> thc^'limbs or money
to 'fie a'fijounl 'tY)%y wljj purchase
i oi r!.i
' SlUMBiOESS. SHAil?. '
U ? I
Thirty years Kgo ;tjgj<ifhnrp pen of j
?lbildes jjicUetis prifcked^e bubble*'-'
of -AmeH?tn - titles rind made our
m'dit.ia ld;&io'&R&" effoer grocery
ydudgtVR?' Jiifd town council "Mono - j
ubles" :ih ridiculous as our spitted ,
and our dollat nrfotociaey.
[ii arif locratic countries the titles
are hereditary;, but in this country
they arc infectious/ Abroad, the sun j
of a lord becomes hislofdship when
his father dies;'- but in this freie re
p^Mdic, one t-^tle generatesAnother as
fasta*sVit tlie?'io the .-en.. "When the
head of aS^niii'y becotin ft*a" Judg
.. GeneraJ., f*^ the boys tire dubbe
Lionels o'r. 'M^ivior Commodores,
8.,K t(? ;T.-? i> op wHi-hthe ohbgeiitje-1
Mi wholly"- brrdir.u s anckbrothera iu
j n^r str;iiii?iV-.y' confer upon ibem ?!
seTf?-s title's oY'honor n>bl-LineCioii
^rHyji^pffi^ >-ig: na 1 $ ? d ge or Gen
eral Vi -y no oelii>? them by tint
b*flJhS^^ it imp
pens fX.a?|ffl^einoei7r^L;. republic Is
itt?w inb^rfffljrq . b... ' exohu-ivvdy by
up ! of iite?'/;d^i^merah:. ' '-Coton'ols*
"?J-Wb^?^tia're' as plentiful as
SpHierviiV.-, ,:utd every boy out of
1?: :;d a Majority in.side?is con
sitmre^p^lbe,;
!t is iin-i;e.pu!vi;can?j('r American
j and uum:\ulv; it renders m. absurd at
home h.inl ^laughing stock abroad:
it encourages petty vaai?y"-'a^Jj;ei2eh
bisli-ailect.titlop,?aud ii should bens
severely punished by society, if .not
by law, as "iiy other form of qliPftin
iug undeserved credit under false
pretenses?Spirit of the Tino s. s
KINDNESS.
j . ;\ii;.lue^jH rts^dteap as, it is beat* _
f.d. It may be given in word of louk
without diminishing might of quf
iC^'^-'^'^^YQiil^0!11 ir^^siea alone we
Ott e {ixitli_v_i>^_?*sd
pluck down blessings which ho gold
could purchase. To bp DrQjtheirly, tb
befriend and cheer, and com.ole iw
far as in ns lies?the e are the crown
ing graces of humanity?and all these'
are born of kindness. It. is anger,
breeding hate and contumely, that
has filled the earth with misery, and
ruin. Anger bclwc^fr kindred ami
races, before which ali that is bca;;ti
ful in man vawshes, leaving only the
wild, fierce animal of his being; fami
lies divided, ft ieiels parted, communi
ties at, feud?-these are the fruits of
anger. It has begotten the foulest of
crimes, lint kindness, in proportion
ns from lids has been t he t iding spirit
among men, peace and happiness
have followed. The home heart has
I been the center of a para disc,'a ml the
Community of K^vsium. Verily,
"Retter is a dry entstund quietness
th rewitl: than a hoi(jM<Tu 11 sacrifice
wit Is strife.'** Let us >; i.djtyml strive
to be kind, no math r how seemingly
trivail the occasion, nor bow small
the promised fruit. It is the only
language of our unlit to thitt is tini
versnl and irresistible.?Selected;
TEMPER AT ROME.
* ? I
I have peeped into quiet 'parlors1
where the carpet is clean and not old.
and the. furniture pollened and
bright; into 'rooms' where the chairs
are deul*nud the lioo'r carpetless; into
'kitchens1 where thd family live, and
the opinis are cooked and. eaten, aud
the boys Mid girls are as l.lytbe as
sparrows in iho hatch overhead; jimi
I see thai it is not so much wealth
not learning, nor clothing, or.eery
atits, not' toil, nor sttiti':n-^-as't?Jne
and temper l but make life joyous or
I mjt.erabie, t hfOTCMlde'r homes wretch
j <? !. Ai5(l 1 see, too, thiit hi town or
j country, good sense and God's grace
, makes life of what no to*ehers .or ac
J uomplisHtnen^er, or means or society
Can make it; 'he opciiiug.stave bf<nn
I everlasting psalm, the lair beginning
of an endless existence, the goodly,
modest, v.cll-propprtioned Vestibule
to a temple of.( rod's building, that
'shall .never imcay, v,;i:; idyl, or frtlj
ished riway -John jfali. 1). 1 r. .v '
M?m. ? er.'1 oiun' like tea the real
s:reugl.it aria g?bdii^Ss are not p/p
uerl) drawn out. uatii they hAv? beou
TRAPPED.
i ?. a . toi v told of r lady and
lt.MiVu-rnjin traveling together on aa
:: li railed. They were strang
ers to each other. Suddculy the
gentleman eald;
'Madfem, I will trouble you to look,
a'
out of the window for a few minutes;
I am goingy to make some changes hi \,
jtny trcaring apparel.'
?Certainly, oir,' she replied, with,
?politeness, rising and turning
her back upon him.
la a very ob ort time hcf?aid:
-Now, madam, my change is com
pleted, and year may renmio your
own seat.' . ,
t When the lady turned she beheld
her male companion transformed into
a, dashing lady .with a veil over her
face.'*'
'Now** sir, or madam, whichever you
like,' said the lady, 'I meet..trouble
you to. lopk -out olVthe^rindOtri for I
also have ? r.v.-. ? ? to make in
my apparel.'
'CertniTdy, madam;' and the gentle-,
man iudy^s attire immediately com
plied.,^
'Now, air. you may resume your,
ow-n seat.'.
To his gr.ent surpjpiee, on resuming
[ his seat, the gentleman in female at
tire found his ladv Companion trans
.... * ;<fc ? .
ibrnii-d into a nian. He laughed -
loudlv and paid:
tons to avotd recognition. What have
you done? I have robbed a bank.'
'A hd I)' said the whilom lady, as
he dexterous!.v fettered_l?u comDQU
ibn's wrists with u^-pair of handcuffs,
'am Detective .T-, of Scotland
Yard, and Li female apparel have
shadowed yon for two days; now,*
drawing a revolver, 'keep still!'
IiATiiEIt MIXED.
Johnson?'What is the matter with,
you, Ned; you look melancholy?
Ned?'Yes: the fact of the matter
is 1 have got mixed up ro in my fami
ly affairs t-hajt I don't know who I
am?
Johnson?'Rather a ntrango re
mark: Explain yourself.'
i Ned?'1 will. You see, I married
a young widow w ho lived'.s Ith her
stepdaughter; my father bkortiy
after married the stepdaughter. My
wife was, therefore, the htiothcr-iu-law
and daughter-indaw of my father. I
am the stepfather of my mother-in
law, und my wife's stepdaughter is
my stepmother. Well, my stepmoth
er?that is to say, my father's daugh
ter?bad a son. He ii my stepbroth
er, of course, but being the "".on ofrry
wife's stepdaughter, niy wife is, of
course, his grandmother, and I am
hi . grandfather as well as his step*
['..brother. My wile also had a boy.
My stepmother is consequently tho
? it? pan?icr of my boy, and :dso his
grandmbthci, Boca'usehe is the child
of her stepson, and uiy tether is tho
brother in law of my son, v.-ho is tho
son of my Btepiapthor. I am my
mother's b>. .t her- in law, my wife is^
i aunt of li^or ow;v v,on, my son U? ''
"landspn of :uv father, and I am
i own grandfather
a.... wi.jr
\\\ aver .earned one county ii
I i, 'i Siates, Walkercount
I a*. ! he last election, reeeivij
hjorlty of sixteen votes ovei
i and Hancock cornels
-fcj- ?-?4H??
j ,lKi. a gciic^at thing;'1
I Q.uinccss, ''I am down Of
apmi my word I'veallufc
? h ?"do V. ..v;ith * boss fsure.'
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