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one dollah pkli annum. \ GOD A-iSTP QUCOUTSTTKY ' AJ.\vTyriN"Ai)vTy^
VOLUME VII THURS^ i88l. NUMtU^TTfi
Now that the holiday season is
over and everything has gone pros
perous and happy; every one better
off, and a bright fertile year ahead,
nt no period in the history of oar
business life have wo been so thor
oughly prepared to in sat the wants
of the trade and the requirement ?f
the people, t?? we are now. We shall
continue to place upon our counters
from day to day, bargains in every
and shall always be found using our
best t ndeavors to prevent extortions
nud uphold, tho CASH SYSTEM.
Our entire stock is now offered at.
We ask 3011 to call and inspect our
We gusraiiteo to please as to
quality an 1 price.
Look can fully over this list of a
few 11 nicies moult med :
Gents i Hose, white, 5 ami 10 c.
. " Miipcd 124
" solid coImim 121
" dnuble heel & toe 12J
Ladies hose, white, 8, 10,
guild c..h,rs? 125
11 Imibrigipiii, 15
"1 " finest qua'i
( htbiiFn's hose, colored, 5, 8, 10, 12}
l^adies tiauntlcts, d.irk en or>, 30 e.
*? Berlin gloves, embroidered
" kill gloves, 4 buttons, "best
Gents buckskin gloves, lined 75
driving *? 30
JDoihv suiting, I'd
<'11 dunere*, beautiful colors, Kit
Mailtos, beautiful colors, ls
Elannels, red, while and h ue, 25 ti
Nubias, cry pretty, 80 e
1 adies Hoods, new ulyles, 40
iuooking Glas?es, bureau size, 81
M ex t ra hi rge $1.50
" oval Irauies l>0 and
fcilvvr plated lea spoon*, 81 25.
" K?lves 3.75
Glass Setls, handsome, 4 pieces, 50
(H?^ Preserve Stands, 00
Goblets, 75 et per doss
Tumblers, 0 )>et per ildz
Is- nips from 25 to 75 ct.i
Large assortment Laidies, Gents
Mill Children's Shoes from the finest
to the cheapest,
Men and Boys ilxU, 40, l> ), 75, 1 00
1.25 to 83
> en ami Buys Caps from 25 to 50
Ifniicy Box Paper, 1 nvelopes and
Agent for the Largest Tobacco
Factory in the United States, we
offer bargains in this line.
Ag?ui fur Manufacturers of Snaps
ami Conceii rated Eye, we defy com
We have the Largest and Cheap
est Stock of
BROOMS AND BASKETS
in the Market.
Agent for the Ctlebratcd Town
These Powders have stood the Test
by the best Chemist, mid pronounced
PUKE, ?ben bought in cuds. Prof.
Mott, the Leading ( hemist of the
World, says the worse adulterations
occur when Powders ate sold loose or
in bulk. Remember this and get
TOWN TALK from IIea dqiiartcrs
Your attention is asked to the re
duction in our CARPETING, put
down to 25, 35, 40 cents.
Pocket Knives from 5 cts. to $2..
Buggy Whips, 25, 50,75 cts., 61,
$1 25 $2.
oum respect fu.My,
C. D. K ORT JOHN.
tST Always notice this COLUMN
?uANOEiivkn Co., S. C,
May 29th, 1881.
Editor ?rangthnry Time?:
The pie-nic on "Ascension Day,"
the 20th ult., at Pinckney's Landing,
under the auspices of the Satiteo
Base Bali Club, to which you were in
vited and did not conic, was a suc
cess. Your friends would, certainly,
have enjoyed your presence, iudccd
your name had actually been "put in
the pot'' (if yon will allow a kitchen
phrase.) and you have no idea the
good things you missed by not being
present. If the remaining portion
left after the immense crowd had
heeen led and feasted, was intended
as your share, /" he continued at the
t iUe, the Santo? folks have surely
misjudged your capacity.
To ueseribo the pie-nic grounds
and their surroundings, requires the
pen of an artist; and such I claim
not to wield. To appreciate the hills
ami valleys, the grand old live-oak
trees with their low-hanging, moss
covered boughs, aud other natural
scenery in endless variety, one must
?io there ami see, to be thoroughly
convinced of their beauty.
'1 he forenoon was occupied by the
young ladies and geh*.leihen in pro
menading, boat-riiling aud prrhajt*
courting. Your correspondent saw
canoes drifting down the river,- each
boat containing two occupants. They
didn't seem to be alarmed, or anxious
to lanu?and-but?the future will tell.
The married gentlemen discussed
the fence law anil crop*, and the
elderly married ladies, always in
dispctisible ai such plat es, prepared
for?dinner. Before it wat announced
however, anil while the crowd was ap
pa rent ly at- rest, a few gentlemen
made a happy hit by inviting to
speak and introducing to the audi
ence Maj. T. B. W ha ley who spoke
as only the Majorenn upon such oc
casions. He alluded very beauti
fully to the day we were celebrating,
reviewed in his eloquent style the
political situation County, Slate and
National, and closed with a moSt ap
propriate and complimentary tribute
to the fair ladies. To an appreciative
mind his speech upon the whole was
a rare treat. Next in order came
dinner, fn ?-???.</, the event of the day.
I will i < t say that the tal e ;roaund
under its weight of good things, but
bite variety ai d quality of the viands
prepared by those Santee and Provi
dence hulies would unquestionably
make a nuta groan if he lingered too
long, "r itind the festive board." At
lit o'clock P. M.. the ??SanteeV ami
"f?iltaw" Hase Ball Clubs were called
>ut by their captains, and after the
usual preliminaries the two "Nines"
altered the ticld to contest for the
?hampionship. Mr. W. L. DeHay
was chosen Umpire, and at the eiose
of four innings the score stood:
Santee, 20 runs: Kit taw 20 runs. Mr.
V. B. Parier of the San tee; and
M s rs. S. C. Moorer, L. Carsou of the
IS u taw made each a clean score of
[our runs. The announcement of the
core, was followed by the hurrahs;
md then drinks?of lemonade, Mr.
Kditor, which could not be surpass
_'d, were freely discussed. This
lemonade feature of the pic-nic was
indeed very enjoyable, and the young
j*cnt lernen who originated the idea
in 1 so successfully carried it out. do
tervc special praise. Fortunately
Jiis ice-cold beverage was dispensed
by married ladies, else the rustic
?ounter of the bar would have been
in all probability a little crowded.
Five o'clock, and we saw the last
boat full of excursionists land, the
ladies on board cheering the gallant
larsmcn with the song, "Pull for the
To sum tip, Mr. Bditor, (lest 1
consume too much of your valuable
space) the ail:.if, all in all, was a
jjopd success, the make up and
management reflecting much credit
upon this thriving neighborhood, and
will long be remembered by many
ivho were present as a bright page in
A physician was walking along a
road in the country one day. He met
an old man wh? had a bottle of
whiskey sticking out of his coat
"Is this the way to the poor house,
sir?" asked the old man, pointing in
the direction in which he was walk
"No, sirT'T answered the physician;
"But this is " hiving his hand on the
bottle of whiskey.
That doctor was both witty and
- mmm *- mi -
Boarding hou e brilliancy;
?Sweets to the sweet," said the funny,
young man, as he handed the waiter
girl a faded bonquet. "Beets to the
beat," returned the girl, as she push
ed him a plate of the vegetables.
Cotton in Sumtor county, Ga., is
half a leg high, and has well formed
Jamison, S. C, May 24, 1881.
Jamison, while not known as a
place of muoh importance in a com
mercial point of. view, has ncverthe
lc s, come energetic spirits, who con
tribute much to ugriculture, aud the
success of her more prosperious
rivnls. The crops in this section
are, Bay, corn promising; cotton where
it was planted early is as good as last
year. While there are a few who can
boast as yet of a good stand o*'er
their general crop, there arc many
farmers who have a number of acres
not up. As a general thing cotton is
about two weeks later than the crop
of last year. Some of our early plan
ters will not get entirely through
planting until in June. The oat
crop, while in some places almost a
failure, in others about a half crop
may be depended upon.
? debating Society has been in
progress here for some time, and every
im: g:nable subject is compounded by
the. old as well as the young seeker*
of knowledge. The victories I under
stand, are pretty well balanced,
while the older minds on some sub
jects bear aloft the bloodless banner
inscribed upon its folds, '?victory"?
them again theyoung sodier of the
literary cause, recapture the fort,
thus it go *s, first one,then the other
wearing the victorious plumage.
Mr. J.S. Crosby, a photographer
of merit has been delighting the old
as well as the young, the pale faces
as .well as those of tulur, the good
looking, the passable aud tin1?never
mind, the bright and the illiterate
have all had the same courage to
bear the gaze of the man of nature
and the thing of art, and Mr. Crosby
with his machine has given general
satisfaction. I judge he has been
conducting a good business, has tak
en about 170 pictures. He leaves for
Ft. Motte next week, and I would
suggest to the citizens of that place
and the surrounding country to give
him a trial ami I doubt not he will
accord justice where justice is due.
?????* IIIIIIIIIIM II
TOO MANY LAWYERS AND TOO
The rock that the legal profession
are in most danger of coming to"
wreck on is that of excessive charges.
There is a continual low growling in
the community on this subject.
It is notorious that the charges are
altogether out of proportion to the
time given, the work given or the
consideration rteeived, and all kinds
of vexatious obstacles are thrown in
the way of any who seek to effect a
reform in this respect. The fact is,
fiat the ranks of the legal professin?
arc overc. o\\ tied and are being added
to year by year to an extent which
the public interests by no means re
quire. Yet the exclusiveness that
obtains with regards to methods of
procedure, and the stringent rules
imposed upon all the members of the
craft, prevent that wholesome com
petition which exists in all other
trades. The consequence is that the
public are robbed, and that a com
paratively few of the members of the
legal profession obtain for themselves
the chief portion of the spoil, while
the great bulk of them struggle on as
best they can. Our legal exchanges
are filled with discussions on law
yers' costs. The community are
bouiid to hare cheeper justice, if
they can.?Albany Times.
JOSH BILLINGS' "TRUMP CARDS."
After a man gits to heSSj-cars old
he kant form any new habits much;
the best he kan do is to st. er hiz old
Knny man who kan swap horses,
or katch fish, and not lie al>out it, iz
az plus uz men ever git to be in this
The sassyest man I ever met iz a
hen-peeked husband when he iz away
An enthusiast iz an individual ]
who believes about four times as |
much as he kan prove, and be kan
prove about four times as much nz
any body believes.
Thoze people who arc tricing to
get to heaven on their kreed will find
out at last that they didn't have a
Too long courtships are not alwuss
judicious. The partys often tire out
skoreing 'fore the trot begins.
Young men, learn to wait; if you
undertake to sett a henn before she
iz ready yon will lose yor time and
confuse the ben besides. *
Said a Baptist toa Methodist: "I
don't like your church government.
Hisn't simple enough. There's too
much machinery about it." "It is
true," replied the Methodist, "we have
more machinery than you; but then
you see, it don't take near so much
water to ran it."
Jamison, S. C., 2G, 1881.
ICilttor Oranijtburg Hmtk:
On u quiet aud secluded spot in this
County, aud on the dawning of the
beautiful. Sabbath morning of the
22nd iust., peacefully passed away
that noble husband, the kind and
affectionate fatlier, and the brave
aud worthy citizen, Mr. Robert
Richards', formerly of Charleston.
Many here with sad hearts fol
lowed his remains to their last rest
ing -place and beheld him consigned
to the quiet grave in Orangeburg
Village.. No doubt too, those, citi
zens of Charleston who knew him in
his young mauhood and pride, will
likewise heave a sigh and deeply
mourn' the death of this gentleman,
expressly thot>e.of the A-'An Fire
Company Mho can remember him
while an.olllcer of that Company, and
who by devotion to duty while in the
Fire Department com para tl vly
wrecked his health. While Mr.
Richards loved hi? old home in the
"City; by the .Sea," unhappy calami
ties preventing him iil'itning after
the war, since theu he has been re
siding in Orangeburg County, where
he leaves a family, many relatives
and a large concourse of friends, who.
while they are sad at his removal
from among them, love and
revereuce his memory.
E. G. B.
reverie of TIIeVeMAL editor.
Miss Eva C. Kinney, on taking the
editorial chair of the Ellis, Kansas,
Hr.ntltitjltt, writes iu the following
light headed way:
"How glad we are we've got to bean
editor at last. We always thought
we knew just how to run a paper, and
now we've got such a splendid
"We'll show those stupid men ex
actly how it ought to be done. You
won't eatc! u getting into any fu-s s,
or rowB or any thing. No, indeed,
we'll use tact, and tact, you know, is
the pricipal thing in running a
"We won't meddle in politics, and
that'will save the trouble with politi
cians,, nnd we'll never swear?no,
never. v For the life of na we can't
sec the use of swearing in a printing
?dlitff!? it <lou't make typo set- itself
up; it don't create items?unless you
happen to hit somebody with a club
and have to pay the costs?and it
don't pick up pie half'Vo quick as
lingers do. Yet the editors all think
they cau't run a paper without it;
but we'll show 'em.
"We're so glad we're an editor, and
we're going to make such lots of
money; we won't spend it all for beer
and cigars cither. No, indeed:
we'll be benevolent and do good with
it. We'll give lots to the missionary
society?make presents to all our
friends?buy books and flowers .for
the poor, and?oh yes! maybe we'll
build a church and endow a collage,
and have our name painted on one of
the windows, with a design. Yes, of
course we must have a design on the
window. Lei's see, a pair of scissors
and a paste-pot would be approprite,
would it not ? Or a boy, a roller?but
then roller hoys always have dirty
faces, and the artist wouldn't want to
paint dirt, would lie?
"It's such fun to be au editor
Think of the sweet revenge we'll take
when we stuff the products of some
aspiring genius into fhe waste 1 nsk
ct. Aud then with what an exquisite
thrill of pleasure we'll take our pen
and write the author a polite note,
tolling him we would have been de
lighted to publish his excellent arti
cle if we only had room, and wouldn't
he like to nihscribe for our paper, or
get us up a club? Ah, we've had ex
perience. That's the way the men
editors used lo do by us when we
were 'only a writer.' And sweeter
still will be our revenge on those
editors themselves, who used to crush
our budding genius with their cruel
ly polite stiic tains. There's that
horrid old I ear of the Hay City
?nitinel, when he published our sweet
little poem about "Birdie," instead
of remarking on the smoothness of
the measure, or pathos of its senti
liient, he intimated that we'd been
sighing for a lover. It wasn't true a
hit; but ah! little did that rash m m
think we were one day to be
"Oh, dear! it's getting late, and
another column of type to go up, on
copy ready, and ull these advertise
ments behind time?but it's lots of
fun to be an editor."
An old woman weighing about
three hundred pounds, fell in cross
ing the street car track, and landed
in the mud and water. It sounded
liko dropping a enstard from a third
story window. The driver of the
street car held up his mule, and call
ed ont, "Say, if you will get up and
let me drive on. you cansitdowu
again as soon as the cat vmsses."
WOMEN?TUET ARE VAST FISBUW
I believe there is more popper, more
potash, more saltpeter, more tar,
moro aquafortis and more pluck in
womuu's nature thtiniu any other na
ture extant. All these, however, lie
dormant in a thin sack, woven of
modesty; timidity, coyness and
gentleness. Once shake them up
und you may look out for a blaze, ac
companied by a peculiar kind of
Women's flesh is thought by some to
be a confection, a comjMisition of
sugar and molasses, or tome other
saccharine matter. Grant that it bo
all sweetness; yet I would have yau
know that when the acid of anger, in
sult or ill-nature comes in contact
with it, such aii effervescence occurs
as one never saw exemplified in
ginger-pop, sod litis oreoda water.
Winnen, when put out of tune, arc
like summer storms. At ?rst they
are cloudy?make no noise, but their
thinking machines are busy in mo
tion. Then comes the thunder?rip
ping and tearing thunder! and the
lightning that flashes from their eyes
is enough to appall the stoutest of
hearts. You tall back in wonder
ment, if not perfectly uiuazed. Un
willing to retreat further, and not
having a chance or the courage to slip
in a pitiful "boo!" you stand aud
lake it like a hitched horse in a bail
When the wrath of the feminine i*
uearly expended,you pluck up cour
age anil are down on her with argu
ment, reasoning and reprimand; but
is ull this going to make her turn
tail? not a bit of it. Having wasted
her thunder and lightning, she be
gins to rain; she knows what effect
that will have. With impetuous
showers she drenches the furious
tire that burns in your bosom, aud a
freshness to every bud und blusnom
of feeling. Then you begin to give
in?she begins to clear off?her sky
grows brighter, she goes to the ex
pense of a smile, her whole horizon,
landscape and la 1\ scape, look charm
ing, gay aud serene, and you can't
help giving her a kiss, and acknow
So you see, my friends, that the
women are I oundtoget the better of
us. In them you behold the wild
cat, Ionb and dove. If they can ac
complish nothing by letting loose
their tin tame feline propensities, they
give the. juvenile sheep a trial; and if
that fails the3" rely upon the loving
dove. With one of the three, they
seldom or never fail to effect their
They lire called the weaker sex;
but with what propriety it is hard
for me to imagine, for I know that
many of them are strong enough to
lift a barrel of beer and drink out
of the tap. They can draw like hor
ses. They draw us to church?draw
us to the tluatrc?draw us from our
business?draw us into trouble?and
draw us to?well, anywhere.?Ex.
TitAsrLAX'riN? in the Kionx.?A
gentleman anxious to ascertain the
effects of transplanting by night, in
stead of by day, made an experi
ment, with the following results;
He transplanted ten cherry trees
while in bloom, commencing nt four
o'clock in the afternoon. Those,
transplanted during the daylight
>hcd their blossoms, producing little
or no fruit, while those transplanted
in the dark maintained their condi
tion fully. He did the same with
ten dwarf trees after the fruit was
one-third grown. Those transplanted
in the day shed their fruit;those
transplanted daring the night per
fected the crop and showed no in
jury from having been removed.
With each of these" trees he removed
some earth with the roots. The in
cident, if fully vouched for, ami if a
few similar experiments produce
like result, will be a strong argu
ment to horticulturists to do such
work at night.?Fhnol Cabinet.
- The following lines were picked up
on Russell street a few days ago,
from a young lady to a young gentle
?'Silver shine <fc h> do tin
I lie v ay i lore you is a sin,"
the rose is red the vile is blua
the pink is pretty and -<> isyott.
ifyou love tne asi love you
no girl can cut our love in too
Show as the grass grow* round the stump,
& c'uise you for iny m.j?:ir lump,
We live between Ute railroad and river
*nd I will get married whenever yo.i ?sy.
But, I say, Q-, put this little
poetry in t he lindiug of your stove
pipe hat (beaver I mean) so as the
old folks won't get hold oftt.
Dr. J. G.jjj Wannaniakcr has just
received the finest stock of cignrs,
cigarettes, ?moking and chewing
tobaccos ever offered in Orangeburg,
ThoDr. never keeps anything but
the best of goods in his line and wc
take pleasure in calling attcntiou to
these goods. Go down and try them.
Mollie had a litllc ram, fleece
black as rubbi r shoe, and every
where that Mollie went, hecmigrated
too. He went with her to church one
day-^tbe folks hi-la-rious grew, to*
see him walk dcinurc-ly into Demon
Al-len's pew. The worthy deacon
quickly let Iii? angry passion rise,
and gave it an unchristian kick be
tween the sod brown eyes. This
landed-ammy in the aisle; the dea
icon followed fast, and raised his foot
again, but, ah! that first kiok was his
last! For Mr Sheep walked slowly
back about a rod,'tis said, and ere
the deacon could retreat, it stood him
on his head; Tlie congregation then
arose and went for that ereshoep, but
several well directed butts just piled!
them in n heap. Then rushed they
Straightway for the door with curses
toug and loud while rnmmy struck
the hindmost man and shot him
through the crowd.? Exchange.
Temterasc^ Leaflets.?In an
appalling degree, parents arc au
s vcrablc for the weak .ess and vice?
of their children.
A mim drinks moderately and
steadily all his life, with no appar
ent harm to himself, but his daugh
ters become nervous wrecks, his sons
epileptics, libertines, or incurable
drunkards, the hereditary tendency
to crime haviug its pathology and
unvaried laws, like scorfuln, eon
sumption or any other purely phys
ical disease. These are stab truths
with medical men; but the majority
of parents, even those of average
intelligence am' culture, arcnppnrt nt
1/ e'.tl c: ignorant ( r wickedly regard
less of them.?A*. )". Tribune.
Leading citizens ore frequently
asked, in these days, **Why do you
tolerate saloonsV The reply is,
'?Because the public sentiment seems
to require It."?Ax. hange.
At a negro celebratiou lately, an
Irishman stood listening to the color
ed rpeaker expatiating upon govern
ment and freedom, aud as the orator
came to a **pcr*0<i" from one of his
highest and most poetical flights, t ho
"Bedad, he shakes well for a nagur,
don't be nowV"
Somebody said, uHc ins't a negro
?he is only a half negro."
**Ouly a half nagor, is it? Well,
if a half nagur can talk in that style
I'm tbinkin' a whole ungur might
beat the prophet Jeremiah."
STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA *
Colomuia, 8. C, May 23, l?8l.
TO the Commissioners of Election and
the Managers of Election f??r the*
Coontie? of Charlest?n, Oraiigeburg and?
Clarendon, Composing the First Con
prcsoional District of the State of South
WMEKKAS a vacancy in the Repreaea*
t jiion of the said thirst Congressional
District in the House of Representative* of
the United States of America ha* huppen
?d, by tins death of Michael 1\ O'Connor,
who, at, the General Election held Novem
ber 2nd A. D. 1&S0, was chosen a member
of the *nid House of Representative* for"
said C?ffgrefaieal District, for the term of
two ytsars from March-Ith A. D. 1880; ind
whereas thu Constitution of the nod
United States in such case* require* the
Executive authority of the State to isduo a
wri: of Elcc i- n to fill such vacancy. Now'
therefore you and each of you are hcieby
required to hold an election in accordance
with the lawn for holding General Elections
for a member of the said House of Kepre
tentatives for the .said Congressional Dis
tricttoHervc for the remuinderof the term1
for which the said .Michael P. O'Connor"
was elected; the Toll* to be opened at the
various places of Election in the said'
Counties on Thursday the Ninth day of
June A. D. 1881, by tlio various nets of
Managers for these places respectively.
Given under my hand and the Seal of the'
Slut* of South Carolina this 23?-d day of
May, in the year of our Lord one Thon*
ann .Sight hundred and Eighty-one.
IV9.] JOHNSON HAGOOD,
R. M. SIMS,
Secretary of State,
may 2& 2t
ROOMS OEMOGR ?iTEC EI
EC U I*l V K COMM ITTER,
OnAXuKMJKO Co , May 23, 1831.
A County Democratic Convention is
hcrebv vailed to m?et at Orangeburg, S. C._
on Thmsday May 31,1881,at 12o'clock M.r
for the purpose of electing Six (6) Delegates
to represent the County of Orangeburg in
the Democratic Convention of the Second *
Congressional District, to be held at Char
leston Jone 2, 1881, for the nomination of
n Candidate for Congress to fill the vacancy
nccasionid by the death of the Hon. M. 1*.
The Democratic. Clubs will elect Dde
gate* to the County Convention at meetings,
I to beheld vn Saturday, Mav 28, 1881.
i County Chairman..
W. h. GLAZE.
I JOHN L HKIDTMAN,
Secretaries Executive Con?.
ORANGEBURG, H. C.
Now at A. P. Aviuger's Stvre9