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Uf - vS.? ;J:,f are "When man's a babe and has to crawl, y "What is it that inakea crasy all ? His bawl. Yheh he'fl a boy and full of fun, "What doos lie hit you with and run? Snowball "When he's a youth what does lie play To make himself and comrades gay? Baseball "When a young man and fond of girls, "What kcerS him up all night in whirls? A ball. Vib&t sends a flutter to his heart And fixes in it Cupid's darts? Eyeballs. "When fond of poker, dress and smoke. "What helps him out when ho is 'broke' ? Three balls. At college, at his pa's expense, "What docs he learn to show his sense? PootbalU "What takes his money every night. And makes him swear, drink and fight? Billiard balls. What doc3 his landlady, sedate, jPass him each morning on a plate ? jEishballs. "When he is old and wisdom knows, "What is the proof ot it he shows? Head balld. And then, Just when he wants to stay; "What is it he must leave alway ? Terrestrial ball. HERALD HOYTLINGS. A kiss is the way hearts shake hands It is no slur on a grocer to say - hehasno'sand. No thief thinks a policeman a brick when he' is liafd pressed. Young ladies are oftener taken .for wives for their pa's value than at their par value. t: Waist makes want," said the young husband when his wife ask- ' ed him to buy her a $15 pair of -" corsets. An amateur musician's lirst thought on being asked to perform is to decline. Frst thoughts are always best. The youth who woos and wins a girl at the rink will" mid it but a few steps from roller skates to the roller-pin. Airrtcc is. said to have bought a new play, entitled "Mistaken IdeiKj tity." Probably she will wear street clothes ihlt half the time. Mr.-$)vart's1iat gets much atten tion from the press, Yet iHs what 5s under the hat. that has brought it into imch prominence. Musical instruments arc now inadc of paper. Now, if we can in- f: ducc the cornet players to keep goats our happiness will be assured. X college paper says that fifteen Yale students arc training for a champion nine. Wo suppose the object of the training is to reduce themselves to the required number. The latest song 4s entitled, ,0h Kiss me Once and Let Me Die!" The sentiment would seem to imply tha.thc oseulator was inordinately fond of onions. A husband who was extolmg his XDersonal powers ' to his wife, was suddenly .kissed by the latter. wnat is mat ivi i ubivyu. m giving a kiss for a. blow," she rc - -plied." . "Iced goat" is the name given by barkeepers in New York to their la test'eoncoctions. It is composed of goat's milk, gin and lemon peel, srith a due addition ot sugar and ice. It is" said that the dudes bleat Ibr the new beverage. Handling this language of ours is like feeling with a two-edged ,swoi;d. Mention a man's eagle eye and he'll puff up like a pouter pig " ,con with gratified vanity ; but speak - -of his parrot nose, and he'll knock ; you buzzing into the Avood box. Every dog has his day, the cat .takes the nights, the milkman- and iceman takes the early morn hours, and the scissors grinder with his bell and the truitman with his yawp takes the rest of alifetirnc that is worth living. ' Since Walt Whitman said that "Cleveland has a good supply of old-fashioned horse sense," a west ern paper has felt constrained to say "Neigh," and the Buffalo Ex- i press remembers . him as a mare. We beg leave to add that it is a colt . day when the paragraphers leave ' Jhim alone. PEALrn General Keeps constantlyon hand a GEOCEEIES, PROVISIONS, QUEENSWABE, Hats, Caps Boots, Shoes, Underware, Etc., Etc HARDWARE ST. S5ES, DEALER IN rocenes, "Wooden and Queensware, DRY GOODS, and CLOTHia Hats, Caps, Boots and Shoes, and Hardware KIES A" 2EITS WASTED. A COMPLETE loots, Shoes, Hats, Caps, Clothing, Groceries And in fact everything kept in a ElitST-OLASS STOBB. HIGHEST CASH PRICE PAID FOR jCIvecp on hand a large supply of wines, liquors, cigars, beer. ST. JOHNS, ARIZONA. STIVERS AND BUB-BAGS, -DEALERS IN- GENERAL MERCHANDISE IIOLBROOK, ARIZONA. Dionioio Baoa: BHALEU IX. GENERAL HER CHANBISE, LIQUORS ! TVINES ' ; AND ' ' QiG- " . ARS. Bin's and Sells Wool, hides, Pelts, and Grain. in . aad SSE&S SkETTS STOCK, HIDES, and WOOL. Apaclie County, - ARIZONA. provisions, TOY liANDiSE STOCK OF or Has ctiaiaccl n standard cf csccilccco irhicJi admits o! no superior. It contains ovary Improvement thni isvcntlva Conius, skill and moiioy can prcdncc. TIjcbo cxccilont 0rjan3 era celebrated for to uniff, yaallty of tons, quick respond, TerietyoJ cr.iubinatiou, artistic deiisui lioauty in flnisb, per fect construction, makinq thein tho most attrect ivo, ornamental and dtjeiniLla organs let homes, ccboolB, cliurcncG, lodgoB, eociotioc, ntc TSTXlM.liillUIi REPUTATION, U2SQ"UAI.ED FACILITIES, SK5X.I.ES TOti252SJ7, BERT 3IATEJtIAIi, T HI POPULAB 0B2AB Instruction Cooks and Pisno Stcols. CstaIosns3 arid Price Iiiats, on application, rrxE. Tho Chiesgo Cottage Organ Co. Ccracr BdolFi tad Ana Strctc, rr.x :-oH j KOyFTT& LAIRD. if Cfa-5? -aule """'"u same as $ mat k, both ears over .s half cronned. Korso brand : S.;:uc. Kansca : Lower Chevolons Fork. P. 0. address : Uolbrook, Arizona. JAMES D. KOUGK. Cattle brarfd same as cut, on left side Rio Puerto. P. O. adr., Uolbrook, Ariz BILLINGS LAND AMD GATTLE GO Cattle brand Piamond in cirele, on leftside S or mo ana n ieit law fggSPIfcivsB Horse brand : on left shoulder. Range: killings on Rio Puerco. P. 0. address : Uolbrook, Ariz. JAMES M. HIGGINS: Cattle brand same as cut, on left side. Horse brand same on left flank. Panire: Little Colorado River, near Holbrook. P. O. address, Uolbrook, Ariz. BESSON BROS. Cattle brand 0 X on left hip. Horse brand B on left mg flank. llange : Eight miles west of Holbrook. P. 0. address : Holbrook, Ariz. A. KUGLB..& GO, Cattle brand 0 on left ribs, and II on left jaw. Ear mark both ears split. Horse biand : II on left thigh. Kange : 29 miles west of Jlolbrook. P. O. address : Holbrook, Ariz. WABASH GATTLE GO sir Latt.c brand same as cut on right siiie. Ear mark right car undcrhit, Horse brand same as cut on riht sliotildcr. Ranee: Salt Lakes Apache Co. Ariz. P. O. address: Navajo Springs, Arizona. Jjg A. L. MORRISON St SONS. cattle orana stmc r.s nut on left side. Er.r Mark tin.lcrslope on risht, crop 01 left . Ilorso brand the sume, on right hip. Hoiue ravxh : !iara:e creek near Esrudilla Mount-.iin. Post Ofiiec atldrcs?; Springorville, Ariionn. P. F. CLANTON, Catllo branded J U on left ribs. Ears cropped and silt. iX ZEIGER BROS. r. O. add. Navajo fcfhtion Ariz. Terr. Cattle brand, us cut, on the lett ribs; ear marks, left crop, right undcrbit. Horse brand, same on left thiph. GARDINER GILLIES & WILMERDING. F. O.nd. St. John?, Arir. Kangp, Deer and Ccdro Sprigs. IJraiid, as cut, on loft ribs:. ST. GEO. CREAGH, Cattle brand 71 on left ribs and 7 on M jaw. Ear mark ha' f under-cut on loft ear, half over-cut on rieht ear. Kaiigis Coyote Springs and E(5indilie Mountains. L. WATTS, CatUc branded w 0:1 AVL-"-S'irs cropped nud under Kicjnoicnca. 1 1 Range on Nucturoso. JOHN SWINBURNE Cattle brand same as cut, on left side. Ear markunder hclf-rropon lcfN undorbitoit right. Horse brand sitrce s cut on left hip. Post Office address: Ft. John?, Arizona. SMITH, CARSON fit COMPANY. Cattle brand sime as cut, on left side, anil A on tne r?rht jaw. Efir mnrk left ear grubbed. Ilorso brand, "V on left hip. Post Office address: Snringervills, Arizona. The undersigned will pay the above reward i' any person or person.1; who will denounce and prosecute' to a conviction, any party or parties, (except our own employes), for driving, killing or other .vise bundling our stock. Our cattle arc branded on the left hip ns shown above with split in left car; our horses have the same brand on left shoulder. IIUNfN'O fc COOLEY, Show Low, Arizona. Stock Exchange Hotel, LUCKEY & ROBBINS, PROPRIETORS. Evcnr accomodation for trav eling Secure corrals, varm stables hay and grain. Apache- House, Mrs. A. M. Boyek, Proprietress. Everything The Best. New, Neat And Clean. A'Fii-st-Class TABLE. i Horse Dranu sarne on if v RAILROADS. Atlantic & Pacific R. R. TIME-TABLE. 7 Trains on this Road are run on standard time 'Mountain Division." Arizona Espr. Leaves. STATIONS. Atlantic Espr. Arrives. 3 40 a.m. 5 52 6 St " 0 30 "arr. ) 59 "I5- J o - 9 4S 10 6 41 1 54 p.marr ) r 54 lve. 3 03 "arr. 3 :a "!ve. , 49 " 6 or 730 "rr. 2 00 "lve. ) TO OO " 2 00 am arr. 2 05 '"ive. ) 2 33 " 300 " 3 40 " 4 i3 " 4 5 " 4 50 " 56 6 o5 " 0 o " 7 10 41 7 30 q 60 " Jo 34 x:34 1 04 p. in. 40 "arr. 3 10 lve. J 3 60 ' 5 3 " 6 30 p. m.a. Aibuquerque Laguna .Graats CooIiJge Wincate Gallup Manuelito Holbrook Wins!ow Canon Diablo Fiasstafif , Williams Ash Foik Peach Springs Truxton Hackberry Hualspat l'.eal Kinsman Drake Yucca Franconia Powell oip.m 800 " 6 00 44 6 ro ptn Ire. 5 00 44 J arr. 5 30 " 4 co 44 X 2S 44 s -14 " lve. a 24 4 ) arr. 05 44 1 lve. o ot 44 I arr. '9 55 'k 7 15 " . 7 20 44 !ve. 5 00 44 arr. 2 20 14 3 05 44 lve. 1 00 44 arr. 2 22 44 rs 50 44 ?t 30 am 1. .5 " '1 50 -l M 30 44 :0 5a 44 o 10 41 o-3S 44 Kast Bridge 9 20 4Needlcs" ! o oo Fcnncr 6 37 tl 5 3o 4 34 34 t 40 J lve. U4 u)arr. ic 30 p.m. ti 03 t 10 15 a. m.lve. Danby Amboy Ludlow Dajgett Hinckley Kogers Mp;ave Via Laguna, to the Indian Village of A coma, x6 m Via Wirgate, to Ft. Wingatc, 3 m.touni, 45 mil's Via Manuelito, to Ft. Defiance, (Navajo Agency) 3 miles; to Car.oa dc Chelic, 65 mdes ; to Keams Ca non, no miles. Via Kclbrack, Tri-wcckly Stages, to St. Johns, 85 miles ; to Ft. APachc, 50 miles ; x: Springerville, 95 miles; to ShowLow, 50 miles. TaylorvHIe.35 miles ; Ioqui Indian Villagcgo in. ia Winslow, to Hrigham City and Sutibct. Via Ash Fork, Daily Stages to Prescott an Whipple Harracks, 54 miles. Daily Stages frors Prescott to Phoenix, and Tri-weekly Stages to Ft. Verde. Via Peach Springs, to the Grand Canon of thk .CououVoo, 17 miles. Via Kingman, Daily Stages to Stcckton Hill, xo miles; to Mineral Park. 16 miles. Via Yucca, to Signal, 49 miles. Via Needles, Steamer to Yuma, Colorado River Agency, Ft. Mohave, Mohave City and Hardy villc, Ar'sona and Eldorado Canon, Nevada. r. ,..r W. C..DENNISON. F. W. SMITH, titn'l Passenger Agent. Gsn't Superintendent. W. C. Nixon, Agent, Albuquerque, N. M. Atlantic & Pacific and Sou thern Pacific Railroads. The New Southern Route from THE MISSOURI RIVER TO Kansas, Colorado, New Mexico, Old Mexico, California and Oregon. Southern Division. STA TIOXS. 6 00 A.M.iAr. Kas Cy I.v 5 20 Atchison 2 05 A.M. II 2? " 7 50 " 6 03 " 45 " 2 20 " Topeka Emporia Kiton Springer J;'v-VEgas Ar. Ij 3 20 P.M. Hot Springs - T 44 10 30 " Gloricta Lamy 00 Santa Fe 9 37 ' oSS " S15 " 6 30 " 600 " O J1 2 25 A.M. II 23 " 9 40 P.M. Cerrillos Ar Lv Al.UUQUEKQUE A.& P. Junction Soccorro San Marcial Rincon Nutt Deming Stop for meals. Trains on New Mexico Line are run on "Moun tain Time." Wm. C. Nixon, W. F. White, AGENT, Q. P. & T. AGENT. Albuquerque, N. 11. Topcks, Kans. The Scenic Line of America DENVER & FvIO GRANDE RAILROAD. IN COLORADO, NEW MEXICO . . and UTAH: THE DENVER & PJO GRANDE IS THE FAVORITE ROUTE for passengers and freight, between all the most important cities and mi ning camps in Colorado and Utah. Over r?50G miles of standard and narrow-guage, splendidly equipped and carefully managed. THE DENVER AND RIO GRANDE EXPRESS is operated ia,connection with the Railway, and guarantees prompt and cflicient service at reas onable rates. ' D. C. DODGE, F. C. NIMS, Genl Manager. Gen'l Passgr. and Tkt. Agt. Denver. Colorado Secure your windG-.rs andl Stlcoro at once aoiuct coIdgS Stlrnfi-, cf the ccmin'j wiater with 11 KOV.?;E'S ?JI.TALI,IC oldest, L'C5i,ajj;l cheapest. r4pj J. D. TOELINA, SOLE AGENT, Albuquerque, N. M. 5 Wayne, Du Paga Co., Illinois, HAS JW-PORTED FSOKS FRANCE Pcrcheroti Iore valued nt 83,000,600. wfcick includes 7 PER 8SST 0? ALL Wiiosc pr::r of UoM '.1 estnhlifce-l hy ihe'r ivd'nv leeoruodiutbe bTL'Jl ROOKS 02? FRANCE. EVER IMPORTED TO AMERICA. tenea Breed Lr2rs, t?r7!Ctfr 1 00 col-ts. 'Two yeui oU joiJ oucjer. c?f!s nccepteil by rl pellcrcc rs not recorded, nul cianot bo iu.ihen:Ir!!y riven, t"ey thonM raS ie-I only as ctkIm, I 1U j;15 rll fltwrtal u?'; c Gfzda Prios when I cnnnot frtritlsli rriih tho anim-.l rU rcilixrvo re:iTcl ty tha orMtul French cortlScila of Hi nnmterAn-l rcoiiin teSd Boot In Fnwice. 140 Pnco VutnloffHO enl f.ro. It la fltastrated with Six iilz linnet of iho Eshib!!fou of the Svtitta JItnpApe PtrehoroAtie. nt franco, ISiJil J pur cht.vsJ ly M. W. Ounhara, snj drwa frota ll.'e by Kova ISoahesr, Ci zaon ftiKsa of il tuSra;) piluui. HUNING AND COOLEY. Show Lov, Apache Count, Arir. Cattle brand and ear mark same as cut. I. J. SHAKICK, tud to Esieac. raechanicj. cHsinVeria?. ci- Westward. s ' " ' r- io34 ft M AXUF ACT UKIN G JEWELER . J3 45 A.M. Alhuquprque, X. M. :: 0 do covcriea, invsntlosa snl patents erer :nblhcd. JCrery nscibir illustrated uriJh sr-Icndid c;:srtrias:s. This pnblicalioD, farsi.ihes a raoit valssbla encjpfcicu:i a information which so pent nshoTiid bo without. TL twp-jlarity of thi Scir:mf:c Ai:rc:cA:r sj i rch thsi ita cimlition nearly co-.tla that cf u'l other p.. vkvs if it3 ciaM ccmbiaol. Trice, yir. -D5co:u"; ia !?o:il trail newsdes for. i CO., i'ua- HshnrH. No. Sul iJroniI-.v;:y. I?. A9 ii .r'ssisrgs nrd hare prepared tao-o ..in Cne Mun dreU Thou :onrt iitiMirf for pat ents in liia United Mas isa fowiga cor ntrlc 3. Citcst?, Trsdr-llcrfc. Copy-Ti"M- Afisltfi.iricntn. and cil ether pswrs for tcpurini; to iarentcra their lights is tbs TTin.'pit Kt.tas. Canada. i.nc'.aid. FraRc ycnnacT and ether foreint caantriw. prwjwrad at 'mrt nnt!rn r.nd on TCASonablo tunss. Information ar: to obtcicin patents ch?rfslir pWen wi.hout c'isrt. Har.j-Tiooks cf irfonca tioiMnt frtc. PntRntfl o)ind thronyh Jinan .t Ca. r.ra nnticii in tin ociootil.u AniericU fr?V CTmadrantaro f sch notice Is well tiner?tocd tytli psrsonswDO s:i ton'fpoo ot inp:ri;i;nu. Adi!rss MUNX A CO., Oiaio !jCir.i'ii":c Aiiucur, SCI. Urosdwtr, JJow i'or. ROUIfB YALLST ANTHONY LONG - -1 rropriefor. Is Prepared to Grind AVhcafc .and Grain on Short Notice, and on Reasonable Term?. EVERYTHING-';; Keeps Constantly on hand all - f 'Jf Grades and Sizes of Pine Lum ber, -which he sells very ; Cheap. 1: t" i"J2k.X'S" 4 J CHICAGO. ILL Sprli'Sfcri'Ic, . TArJzoziii, Sprlnfjerylllc, - - &rlxna4-: -