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'■" 11 I 12J 13J 14 «* July 9th . ! j i i i : First Quarter. ! 15 16 j37j 18 j 19 30-21 I .[_ luyl7th. 83 . y Full Moon. j , | I~" I | i ,?s July 25tb. j 23 |301 »1 | 1 I I I '■C Last Quarter. j WEDNESDAY* JULY 11. 1894 ; VISITORS TO COUNTRY RESORTS. City subscribers to THE CALL visit inn the country during the summer months can hate their paper sent to them for any period desired— one week or longer. Orders ran be given to the carrier or to either the Branch Qffice, 710 Market street, or Business Office. 525 Montgomery street. ARMED RESISTANCE. ihk lat.l is ;n rpceipc oi numerous letters in which the hope is expressed tbat there will be no resistance to Federal troops. To print these letters would be nn admission that there is danger of such resistance. In this admi.-?on there is at present no justification. So far as the public knows the plaus of the strikers do not contemplate an encounter with na tional or State authority. The rumors on the street should not be received as a dec laration of purpose on the part of the strik ers. It is not always possible to trace rumors to their source. It is clearly to the interest of U>e railroad company to make it appear that the strikers purpose to fight the Government. On that point the railruads know that the weight of pub lic opinion would be against any order, organization or political party that arrays itself against constituted authority. la a republic no grievance justifies an appeal to arms. Inexcusable as was the deter mination of the Southern Pacific to stop all its trains if it could not run Pullman cars it is better to submit to the rule of that company until we can rid ourselves of it in a lawful manner. Strikers, great as are '.heir grievances, cannot be mad enough to array themselves against the power of the United States. — - SOMEWHAT INDISCREET. C. P. Uuntinpton is reported assaying that If our railroads were manned by Chinese there would be no strikes. While tiiis is doubtless an honest expression of opinion, the 'ime chosen to throw it at the people is not propitious. The American people now feel the strain of the industrial depression too keenly to listen compla cently to fcuggestions to supplant them in tht'ir own country with chattel laborers. A man ou^ht to have a light to live some where. Tl.is riaht ouiht to include a chai.ce to earn a comfortable living. But if Mr. Huniington's preference for Chi nese were indulged, the American laborer •would hardly know where to turn, if the docility. of Chinese recommends them for one branch of service, it might not for other brandies. If they can run railroads they can do most of the other things that, workingnien find to do. And there are many millions of Chinese who would will ingly coma to this country and work for Mr. Bnotiogton, Mr. Tlavemeyer, Mr. Pullman and Mr. Rockefeller. Precisely what American worKingmea would be doing while their places wre being filled by Chinese we may not know, but can conjecture. They would not be idle. It is not in the nature of tbe average American to remain quiet while his right to earn a living in his own country is being taken from him. Possibly the result of the American laborer's effort to retain a foot hold in his own country would make life as unpleasant for millionaires of Mr. Hantiugtou's turn of mind as the strike on the Southern Pacific now makes it. Capi tal and labor may yet live in peace with each other, but it will oniy be when the employer recognizes the right of his em ploye to live. HE MEANS BUSINESS. A Bakersfield dispatch says that Mr. ■William H. Worswick of that city has a plan to build a railroad from Bakersiield to tidewater and that he means business. Probably the most radical difference be tween Mr. Worswick's plan and other plans that Lave been mentioned lies in the assertion that he tueans business. Mr. Worswick might fiud it to his interest to come to San Francisco and Ist our moneyed men know how a man looks when he means business. The San Joarjuin road will be built by somebody and by popular subscriptions. It will be a road built by the people, with the people's money and for the people. One man will put in cash, another labor, a third material. It will cost the men that build it less than the strike, as yet unsettled, has already cost. It will serve a better purpose to regulate the rates of the Southern Pacific tnan any State railroad commission the people are likely to elect. It will open the eyes of the people as to the necessary cost of moving passengers and freight. This s a point upon which at present in Cali fornia we have little positive information. We have roads over routes so thinly populated that ordinary rates do n a pay expenses. We hive other roads over which the rule of charging all tbe traffic will bear is almost a necessity made so by their excessive bonded indebtedness. What we want now is a road built through a well-settled locality and incumbered with no other debt than the capital stock issued for value received in the course of construc tion. Shares should be placed within the means of all sober and industrious men. The larger the number of shareholders the greater the interest in the enterprise. A mau that means business is the man for the times. THE PROCLAMATION. The Call hopes it is unnecessary to remind the men at the head of the labor organizations of the country that they will forfeit the measure of public suDPort they have so far received if they attempt to oppose Government troops. The public will Dot hold the real leaders of the strike responsible for rumors or for the turbu lent acts of the lawless element that follows in the wake of all disturbances, but if a plan of campaign is adopted showing a purpose to meet force with force the leaders of the strike will be held responsible. No redress for wrongs can be allowed in this country except through lawful means. The Government is power ful not only in the resources under its immediate control but In tbe loyalty of the people without distinction as to class. There are wrongs that ought to be re dressed, wrongs that will be redressed, but they must be redressed within the law. Xo man has a keener appreciation of this fact than President Debs of the American Railway Union. So far the union has had tne sympathy of a large majority of our people, and we trust it realizes the conditions upod which such sympathy can be retaiued. A CLERGYMAN'S PROTEST. The Key. John C. Holbrook protests against an assertion iv The Call that the ministers of the gospel in this State are in sympathy with the strike. Mr. Holbrook admits mat there may be here aud there a sympathizer, but does not regard this fact as a basis for an assertion that clergymen generally are. Perhaps the only way to determine on which side a majority of clergymen have arrayed themselves is by a rising vote. Each may declare his own position as voters decide whether to accept or reject a constitutional amendment. The Call might not be able to fiud space for an extended arcument by each clerpyman, but would willingly give the ayes and noes. Iv the communication in which Mr. Llolbrook records his protest there is the assumption that the strikers are violators of the law. This assumption is not fair in the face of the repeated orders from headquarters to keep the strike within the limits of tne law. While lawless acts have been committed, there is no evidence that 6uch acts were a part of the purpose of the strike. Mr. Holbrook concludes his pro test a 6 follows: And here let me add that It is unjust to charge the railroad with dereliction of duty for not transporting the overland mails in existing cir. cumstauces. Their contract was to cany them on passenger trains with sleepers. Of course, the contract price Is not sufficient to warrant their running mail trains without the cars from which they derive their rrincipal Income. If the company is compelled to drop the sleepers the Government should increase the pay pro portionally. Mr. Holbrook writes under a misappre hension. Tne suspension of the Pullman service does not involve a suspension of the passenger trains. A first-class ticket does not authorize the holder to step a foot in the Pullman carß. The mail might j have been carried on an ordinary passen- | per train liad the company been inclined j to serve tbe public. Aside from this the I question of expense does not cut much of ! a figure. Carrying the trains the year through and year after year might net a profit even if two or three mail trains should ba run at a loss. CHEAP READING. Id these days of storm and strife letters take a back seat. But still, in war as in peace, people must read, and it is well to nota the growth of the taste for whole some reading. It is not too much to say that never since books began to be pub lished in the United States has good read ing been witnin the public reach at so low a price as at present. The Call, publishes a list of 250 books which are for sale to buyers of this paper j at the price of 10 cants. The list includes not only some of the choice standard j works of the past, but likewise the pick if current fiction. It embraces such books as "Gulliver's Travels." Fenimore Cooper's historical romances, Charles Lamb's tales, the best of Scott's novels, Washington Irving's "History of New York" and "Sketch Book," Nathaniel j Hawthorne's masterpieces. Goldsmith's "Vicar of Wakefield," Carlyle's ".Sartor Resartus," Saint Pierre's "Paul and Vir ginia," Ik Marvel's "Reveries of a Bachelor" and "Dream Life," Charles j Rearte's best novels, Mrs. Stowe's "Uncle ! Tom's Cabin," and the poems of .Lowell. ! Bryant, Tennyson, Poe and Owen Mere dith; and besides these standards It con i tains the most popular books of the day. I such as Rudyard Kipling's stories, the i novels of J. M. Barne, William Black, jF. C. Phillips, M. E. Braddon, Mrs. ' Alexander, the Duchess, Ouida, Clark Russell, Walter Besant, Leo Tolitol, Robert Louis Stevenson, Rider Haggard, Thomas Hardy. Bertha M. Clay, Hugh Conway, Beatrice Harraden, W. E. Norris. When these books first appeared they were published at 81 or Si 50 a volume, I and the circle of readers which they ! reached was necessarily limited, that is to say, they were en jo ved by persons of means and literary taste only. Now they are pub lished at a figure which brings them within reach of the most modest purses, and their usefulness is correspondingly -enlarged. For the price of two car fares a young per son may purchase a book which some of the leading men of the day bad to deny themselves for want of means. For SI a young man or young woman can lay the foundation of a library which will be a training. For $10 a father may present his children with a library complete which shall acquaint them with the masterpieces of modern English literature and shall supply a substratum for a thorough educa tion in the English branches and the phi losophy of life. That these cheap publications work hardships to modern literary toilers can not be denied. It is hard for a writer of th« day to get a dollar for his book when an equally good book by a more famous author is to be had for 10 cents. The ex cuse urged for the wrong ie that the in terests of the minority must yield to the interests of the majority, and that the growth of an American school of letters must be held subordinate to the diffusion of pure literary taste among the masses. Another plea in mitgation is the one which urges that the publication of good works at a minimum price is likely to kill off the pestilential brood of vile novels which has lately sprang up at Chicago, and of which "The Licentious Baron" and "The Deluded Milliner" and "The THE MOKNING CALL, SAN FRANCISCO, WEDNESDAY, JULY Jl, 1894. Adventures of Old Sleuth" are type-. Tnis class of boons was duing real mis chief. The cheap standards have given them a deathblow. There is not a volume in the library which The Call is scatter ing far and wide which a mother would object to place in tbe bauds of her daughter. People who want to furnish their homes with a eood library should not neglect tbe present opportunity, for it will not last. Publishers will not continue to flood the country with books which sell for less than the cost of paper and presswork. Such enterprises can only be explained by assuming that the publishers either have failed or were preparing to fail. That condition of the trade will not be endur ing. The day is not far distant when the present ten-cent books will command twice or thrice that price. As no one ad heres to a calling which is not remunera tive, when books sell so low that the pub lishers cannot afford to pay a royalty to the author the race of authors dies out, or their works are held at a higher figure, so that the acquisition of a library costs something like what it used to cost. Peo ple who are. wise will stock up with good books— when they are cheap— while they have the opportunity. THE SAMOAN QUESTION. Secretary Gresham's letter to the Presi dent or> the Samoan question, which was laid before Congress on Monday, raises the question whether it Is sound policy for the United States to adhere to the treaty of Berlin. By that treaty provision was made for the establishment of a native Govern ment in Samoa under b native Kir.g. who was to be protected by Germany, England and the United States; the executive power of the protectorate was vested in an officer who was called a Chief Justice, but in whom in fact supreme power was vested. It was stipulated that tne Chief Justice was not to be a German or an Englishman or an American. At the time this treaty was signed it was condemned by far-see ing American?, who regarded it as a set tlement that had within it the seeds of di§content aud wrangling. The first Chief Justice, a Swedish jurist, after snowing utter incapacity in the dis charge of his duty, resigned. The Euro pean powers entreated this Government to appoint an American to succeed him, and ilr. Henry lde cf Vermont was se lected. He semis to have endeavored to discharge his duties with spirit and intelli gence, but has been hampered by misrepre sentation and factiousness. Meanwhile the intestine broils which have raged in Samoa probably all through history broke out afresh, and battles were fought between two contestants for the throne. These naturally interfered with business, and the Germans and English, pointing to the treaty of Berlin, called upon the Government at Washington to unite with them in a joint military occu pation of the islands. As an alternative, Mr. Gresham now proposes as a practical solution of the diffi culty that we resiliate the treaty of Berlin and leave the Samoans to settle their con troversy with the European powers in their own way. Both Great Britain and Germany want the islands. Each has announced that it cannot think of permitting the other or the United States to acquire control. Both are try.ng to strengthen their hold, while .Mr. Gresham thinks only of letting go. The islands are worth more to us than they are to either Great Britain or Ger many. Their trade at present is not great, partly because of unsettled conditions. Under American control it would become considerable, and we of San Francisco would net it. Under British or German control it would go elsewhere. We have j a title to a naval station at Pango Paugo. i What use would it be to us with the islands j under European rule? We do not want to have a quarrel over ■ Samoa, and will nave none. Neither do we want to give Great Britain or Germany any more hold than they now have in tne Pacific. Some day our interests In Ocean ica will exceed those of all other nations. The only thing to do is either to continue the joiut control or assume control our selves. SHORT ON GOULD LUCK. A rich American who went to London with a purpose to work his way into sociPty was told that if he wanted to make a sure thing of it he should lose money freely in betting either at horseraces or at other games the British nobility devise to kill time. It was especially enjoined upon him that he was not to lay his bets In a way to contribute to the losses of his Royal Highness the Prince of Wales. The monotony of the record of the Vigilant In British waters brings this story to mind. On this side the Vigilant won three successive races against an opponent that had defeated the Britannia. On that sidß it wins nothing. It begins to look as if the Vigilant would not win a race with a mud^cow if the mudscoiv happened to have an owner of any social standing. Mr. George Gould may have done the best he know 3 how to do, but if so he either has much to learn about yacht-racing or has been short ou Gould luck. THE HOUBARA BUSTARD. A Pecular Bird Found in the Moun tains of Afghanistan. Among tbe winter migrmts to India i lie Hou bara bustard Is probably one of the largest, but as It conuues its visits only to the northwest frontier, it Is not so well known. Having its home In the mountainous regions of Afghanis tan, or, as some suppose, lv the Trans-Cauca sians, It Is driven down by the severity ol the winter to the low countries bordering the Ter slan Gulf, Southern Beluchistan and stnd, wlieie. avoiding all fertile tracts, It selects me dreary saud plains that are doited over with ciumps of mimosa scrub and mottled patches of thorny bush. Of a sandy-gray color marked with black, the Houbara, when full grown, rarely exceeds two leet In height, and about 26 inches in length, and from end to end of wing about 54 to 66 Inches. In spite of ihis expause of wing it Is a very poor performer In the air, but, possessing cursorial feet and very keeu sight, it «* a s H y evades a pursuer. The female Is easily distinguished by a ■mall crest, composed of fine gray feathers tipjivd with black, and also by the large black .-Mid while feather* on either side of the neck, which exteuds down to it* breast. It feeds on leaves of »nrnl>«, flowers and small wild berries ourinc 'he tilght, but after sunrise it seeks tome secluded spot, generally near an open plain, and these, hiding behind a sm.ill J bush or shrub, rests till sunset. Water it it ! nor particular about; tv tact, It can do without it throughout its period of migration. Sn Wind and Beluchisiiin, wneie the rainfall is so small and uncertain, water is rarely if ever m el with out In the jungles, and the native Shikaris (meuhliedto tr ek out came) there say that i:i' y have rarely come across Houbara loot prints near a pool of water. Quitting its feeding-ground In the cool of the morning it invariably runs to its day shelter, and tnls fact la made of service to the i rappers In the north of Sind. Around any tield where footprints are plentiful they build up a small feucc of dry bruih'S, leaving two or three openings, over which they spread their nets, suspended by thin twigs. The Houbara flies to its feeding-ground In the eveuing, but when tbe sun rlsei it attempts to run out, but on meeting an obstacle it runs along the fence to the open ing, and there, knocking against the further cud of the tier, bungs the twigs down and tbe net on top of ir. The Afghans and Persians hawk the Hou bara, as also do tome of the spor ing Indian princes, but In India the "graceless gunners" prefer shootlug them. Hume, in his "Game Buds of India," I think, says that the uport is ; hi c. and that one trip out Houhara shooting generally satisfies th ■ keenest Nimrod. Very few of the Zoo« in India possess specimens of I this Interesting species of tbe bustard. A few years ago, however, a few were sent to Eng land, where, unless irreai care and attention are bestowed ou them, and a lot of gravel or sea sand strewn in their cage, they will --non suffer from constipation, which complaint with them invariably ends fatally.— The Feathered World. -• — — » WOULD DO IT HIMSELF. Because a Magistrate Refused to Have a Woman Flogged. A curious application, for justice, says a St. Petersburg correspondent, has just be v made before one of the Police Magistrates of the city of Xovotsherkassk, which throws a somewhat lurid light ou the present state aud future prospects of the woman's right question In itussla. "Call the next case; Michael Nobokoff," cried the Magistrate. "Here, your Worship," answered a pale, ner vous man, who described himself as a non-com missioned officer. "Well, and what brings you here?" asked the Justice. The flogging of my old woman, your Honor, to wlthiu an Inch of her life." "What made you flog au old woman ? What right, have—" "But she's my wife, your Worship." "OH. your wife. Weil, but why did you flog her so unmercifully 1 "I didn't flog her at all." '•Who did, then?" "Nobody touched her; that's just where it Is. I'm not strong enough myself to undertake the job— she's a tough one, la my Lookerla. Be sides I might overdo It a bit and get into hot water, so I've come to petition your Worship to order the police to giva her a sound flogging in the station-house. They understand these these tiling-! better, and they'll do her to a point, the worthless old has:." "But why should :be police floe your wife? It was not for that sue married you." "Well, Hie priest said— Lord have mercy on his soul— same that married as, 'Ah,' he said—" ••I don't care what he said. What lias your wife done thai she should be punished ? Come, now, look sharp." "Well, your Honor, you see she's a mother in-law—and a hateful old mother-in-law at that. My son died, aud left his wife a widow, aud I am her only protector, for my old woman hates the ground she walks on. She persecutes her from moiniug till night. La«t i uesday what should she do, the old she devil 1 She gathered up all the family linen that the young one had washed— it was hanging on the clothes-line to dry— she put it on her Lead and round her neck, and climbed up th« watersi*«ut right on the roof; theie she stood, youTMonor. like a monument, screaming at the top of her voice, till ball the town came to gaze at her uely features, thin-ing she had a screw loose somewhere. And what do you think she did then? Put me in jail for five weeks if she didn't hold up every scrap of linen aloft and exhibit it to the open-mouthed crowd, crying: 'Look, good Christians, how my daughter-in-law makes clean linen dirty and calls It 'washing!' One woman in the crowd then shouted out, your Honor. 'Now,' says she-" "Oh. I've no time to listen to this rigmarole. I cannot order any woman to be flogged for such things. Perhaps the clothes were badly washed, but that is a faintly affair." "Then the flogging must be a family affair, too, your Honor?" ••Get home to your work, my good man, with out further loss ot time, and leave floggings to others." And the non-commissioned officer followed the advice, but not b fore he had fired a Par thian dart as he left the court: "Well, I've often h' aid It said, and now I believe it's true, if you want a job done well you'd better go and do it yourself. And I am going." And he went.— Chicago Tribune. TIDAL ACTION ON WELLS. Peculiar Subterranean Formation in Nebraska. There is a peculiar district, or rattier a dis trict over .1 peculiar subterranean formation [a the Platte River Valley, In Nebraska, involving more particularly the counties of Colfax, Butler aDd Polk. Ibis Is the region or the singular i oai Ilia wells, whose waters also rise ana tall a clearly defined tidal action. Of the three coun ties mentioned Polk leads, having sixteen or eighteen of these curiosities. There are hours when the water will gradually rise, and during this time the wells exhale such a quantity of air as to maKe a strong current, which is ac companied by a roaring sound which can be heard 10 a considerable distance. After a short Interval of quiescence lie ebb sets la, the water slowly falls and the inhalation that follows is as if the air at the mouth of the well were In a mad rush to follow the receding tide. 1 ioiii these facts an imprecision prevails in many minds that Nebraska, Kaunas and a por tion of luaiau Territory rest on an immense subterranean sea. In support of this position it is alleged that square miles of land liav ■ dis appeared In Kaunas, leaving lakelets of uu fathomable depth instead. While it Is true that the oilier regions meutioued also occa sionally exhibit wells having this roaring fea ture, there is nothing In this to sustain the view of an underground lake or sea. certainly not as we understand these terms when they are ap plied to bodlesiof water on the surface. Nor is It by any means uncommon for a portlou of the surface to sink from sight, a case of this kind having rvceutly occuired during the earth quake lv Venezuela, in South America, and the "sunken country" lv the vicinity of New Madrid, on the Mississippi River, having dis appeared in the prolonged seismic disturbance of 1811-12. While it may not be generally known it Is nevertheless a fact that some of Pennsylvania's gas wells hay c exhibited the peculiar tidal tendency; and while Id many Instances the drill has been penetrated below the ocean level it does not necessarily follow that any of these wells, either of water or gas, are In communi cation with the sea. What would seem far more probable is that these wells may commu nicate with areas that have more or less con nection with the mobile Interior, and where we may logically infer that there Is also a tidal manifestation. All the Nebraska roaring wells extend down to a porous stratum, presumably surface In somer former age, and it Is probable that the water lying among the loose material of the former bed Is in no me way affected by pressure exerted acalnst it by the earth's In ternal tides. When the recession takes place It is only natural that there should be a suction Inward and an expulsion when the flow sets in. The occasional subsidence of surfaces below water level can be readily accounted for apart from any theory of underground octians, which is entirely untenable. Hut these remarkable wells are worthy of a more careful observation tbau they have yet received.— Flttsburc Dis patch. — — • . SMUGGLED GARTERS. They Were Adorned With Diamonds and Valuable. On the promise o[ seeing something new, If not startling, I accompanied an acquaintance to meet au incoming steamer from Europe. My acquaintance bad informed me that his cousin was bringing over goods of veiy great, value, and 1 expected ihat considerable trouble would be consumed Id examining and appraising the articles. The "cousin" was an attractive young lady and looked rosy and healthy as she tripped down the gang plank. Bhe had haa adehghtf ul voyaee, etc., and had bren good enough to bring only two trunks. Th'-su were fouud. au Inspector made a hasty examination of the con tents, saw that they were only ordinary wraj ing apparel, cnalked tue backs and we started off. We went up town and made for a good restaurant. The Interesting small talk of trav elers tilled In tiie time until we three were seated at a table and the order given for luuch eoD. The lady sut next to the wall. "I suppose everything Is all right, Julie?" saked my friend. "Yes, indeed," she replied, smiling tri umphantly. ■•I promised to show this gentleman some thing," he said. "There's no danger that any body will c itch on, so if you've no objection—" lie paused. She bluihod furiously and re plied: "Well, I don't know that I care, but it's un usual." Then she reached down tow ud the floor on the side in-xt the wall, and, of course, 1 don't know exactly what she did. but wheu her hand appeared agalu It was closed over something. She held it toward me, saying: "Open both hands and be careful." I did as she toid me, and she laid upon my palms a garter that fairly blazed with dia monds. I took oue iook and whispered: "Smuggled 1 /" She nodded vigorously, while her companion smiled approval, and re marked: "1 shall keep that interesting niece of rib bon. It saves me several thousand dollars in duties." "There's another like It," said the fair cousin. "But I guess I wont take that off." The other of course was uot oue the sine next to the wall. "You have to get a cab now for your curi osity," she added, "for that article was worn for use as well as profit, and if I walk— well, it might come down, ami ihat wouldn't be pieas ant." And after luncheon me happy smugglers went away In a cab.— Atlanta Constitution. The Motor-man's Right Boot. "It's an til wind mat blows nobody good," quoth the shoemaker as he tacked a sole on the man's light boot. "Why no?" ashed his nonogenarlan visitor, who established his loafing headquarters In the snoeinaker's «hop. •'Well," said the repairer of heels and doles, "the electric cars have made business for rue, though they have made jtbe borse dealers wince, 'tis said. You .see, there N now a Roug on tlie cars under the motorman's right toot and in order to strike it the niotorruan must nit an lion attachment with the sole of lU*. right boot. As the constant dripping of water wears away the stone, so the constant Hammering of the gong causes the sole of the motorman's right bout to wear out. I do about twice the amount of iep ii ing business for car men that I did In the old horse railroad days. I repair two right soles for ev-ry left sole. Iv making a pair of boots for a motormau I put twice as good stock In Ills right boot as ] do in his left, and still nine times in ten the right boot is tue Jirst to wear cut." "Ah, the world is getting queerer every day," said i be nonogenarlan, and he lighted his T. D. to tae the smote curl and think of bis happy boyhood hours.— Boston Herald. A CLEVER OCULIST. The Manner in Which He Exposed an Intended Fraud. Here Is an interesting account of a very clever bit of detective work by an oculist. It appears that in a large factory, In which were employed several hundred persons, one of the workmen in wielding bis hammer carelessly allowed it to slip from Ins hand. It flew Half way across the room and struck a fellow-work man lv the lefi eye. The man averred that his sight was blinded by the blow, although a care fui examination failed to reveal any Injury, there ing not a scratch visible. He brouer.l a suit in Hie courts for compensation lor the loss ot half or his eyesight, and refused all offers of compromise. Under the law the owner of the factory was responsible for an Injury reuniting from an accident of this kind, and all hough be believed that the man was shamming and thai the whole case was an attempt at swindling, he had about mad up his mind that he would be compelled to pay the claim. The day of the trial arrived, and In open court an eminent oculist retained for the defense examined the alleged injured member and gave it as his opinion that it was as good as the right rye. Upon the plaintiffs loud protest of Ins Inability to see with tils left eye, the oculist proved him a perjurer and sat isfied the court aud jury of the falsity of his claim. Aud bow do you suppose he did It ? Why, simply by knowing that the colors creen aud red combined make black. He procured a black card on which a few words were writ ten with green ink. Then the plaintiff was ordered to put on a pair of spectacles with two different glasses, Hie one for the right eye being red . nd the one lor the left eye consist ing of ordinary glass. hen the card was banded him and lie was ordered to read the writing on it. This he did without hesitation and the cheat was at once exposed. The sound rlgfct eye, titled with the red glass, was unable to distinguish the creen writing on the black surface of the card, while the left eye, which he pretended was sightless, was the one with which the reading bad to be done.—Shef field Telegraph. _♦ — — « But toilet articles at 610 Montgomery st. • — — — • — ■ Bacon Printing Company, 508 Clay street.* . ♦ — • — — — But glass of F. JV. \\ oods & Co., 51 Flrstst.* Palace Baths, 715 Filbert st. Tubs and swimming warm sea water. * • — — * Dk. 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