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Yonng lady at Boarding Scliool.
At some of the French boarding
schools in Paris , the girls arc fed on
weak soup , two or tlireo degrees
stronger than hot water ; meat from
which nearly all the nourishment
is extracted by boiling ; coarse veal ,
watery carrots and gray , sour bread.
The young lady who comes homo after
a few terms of this sort of diet may bo
; very learned , but is pa'o and poor
looking , lacking vigor and health. Give
her Brown's Iron Bitters the best
tonic in the world for young ladies
with impoverished blood ana bring
tho-roses into her cheeks.
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Miss Kato Field admires Washington for Its
intellectuality.
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Rheumatism , neuralgia , Sciatica.
Lumbago , Backachn , Headache , Toothache ,
Sore TliroatSeJUtic . ! Si > r : 'niBI ! raises ,
Burns , Scalda , FrotttJUitcv ,
1KD AMj OTHER BODILY PAIRS jlSD jUIIES.
BoH Ljr I > rugltti * nd Dealers everywhere. FUly Ccnta u IwtUa.
Direction j. In 11 Lnnjuanm.
ty THE CIIA1U-ES A. VOGELEK CO.
( SuedKit to jL VOaEtEH * CO. ) Bal Umorr , MJ. , C. S. JU
duigcrons an well &a distressing complaint. If
it tends , by impairing nutrition , and depressing -
/pressing the tone of the ( system , to prepare the way
for Bapid Decline.
Quicldy and completely Cnres Dyspepsia in all
its forms. Heartburn , llclchinp. Tasting the
Food , &o. It enriches and purities the blood , stimu
lates the appetite , and aids the assimilation of food.
EEV. J. T. KosBiTEii , the honored pastor of tha
First Reformed Church. Baltimore. Md. . says :
"Having used Brown's Iron Bitters for Dyspepsia
and Indigestion. I take great pleasure in recom-
mendinc it highly. Also consider it a splendid tonic
and inricorator. and very strengthening. "
Genuine has above tnde mark and crossed red lines
onwrnriper. Tnlie no other. MndeonKby
BROWN CHKMIOA.I , CO. , BAL.TIMOK.R. 3ID.
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coins , etc. . Riven array by all dealers in medicine , or
mailed to any address on receipt of 2c. stamp. .
All Mlspinei in He BROAD OLA IM of tebxtiii
VERY BEST OPERATING ,
SST SELLING AND
Ever offered to the public.
In order to enrich
the blood , and thus
Impart fresh vlprorto
an enfeeblpdsybtem ,
stimulate fl a K K I n K
dlRestlon with the
national InvlRorant ,
Hosteller's Stomach
Bitters , which , by In
fusing energy Into
the operations of ttc
stomach , promotes ,
jjay insures thor
ough dljrestlon and
assimilation , and
consequent n u t r I-
tlon. A gain to ap-
pctlte , vigor and
flesh. Is Invariably
found to follow a
course of this deserv
edly , popular tonic
which Is , moreover , a
reliable preventive
of malarial fevers.
Forsalebvall Drup-
and Dealers
centrally.
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is no flatterer. Would you
make it tell a sweeter tale ?
Magnolia Balm is the charm
er that almost cheats the
looking-glass.
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llULLLOCi Catalogue end specimen of penmanI ' I
S. G. KOHliBOUGH , Principal.
Daniel O'Connell and Biddy Mori-
a arty. *
The following is printed verbatim
from "Madden's Kevolations of Iroliind : "
"When Daniel O'Gonnel was yet a
young man his talent for vituperative
language was so great that he was
deemed matchless as a scold. There
lived in Dublin a certain woman , Biddy
Moriarty by name , who kept a huckster
stall on one of the quays nearly oppo
site the Four Courts. She was a first-
class virago formidable with both fist
and tongue so that her voluble im
pudence had become almost proverbial
in the country roundabout.
Some of O'Connel's friends thought
that ho could defeat her with her own
weapons , while others ridiculed the
idea. The Kerry barrister could not
stand this ; so he backed himself for a
match. Bets were offered , and taken ,
and itwas decided that the matter
should bo settled at once. So proceed
ing to the huckster's stall with a few
friends O'Connell commenced the at
tack on the old lady.
"What's the price of this walking-
stick , Mrs. What's-your-name ? "
"Moriarty , sir , is my name , 'and a
good one it is ; and what have you to
it ? and ' the
say agin one-and-six-pence's
price of the stick. Troth it's chape as
dirt , so it is. "
"One-and-stxpence for a walking-
stick ; whew ! Why , you are no better
than an impostor to ask eighteen pence
for what cost you two pence. "
"Two pence , your grandmother , " re
plied Mrs. Biddy. "Do you mane to
say that's chating the people I am ?
Impostor , indeed ! "
"Ay , impostor ; and it's that I call you
to your teeth , " rejoined O'Connell.
"Come , cut your stick , you cantanker
ous jackanapes. "
"Keep a civil tongue in your head ,
you old diagonal , " cried O'Connell ,
calmly.
"Stop your jaw , you pug-nosed
badger , or by this and that , " cried Mrs.
Moriarty , " 111 make you go quicker nor
you came. "
"Don't be in a passion , my old radius
anger will only wrinkle your beauty. "
"By the hokey , if you say another
word of impudence , I'd tan your dirty
hide , you bastely common scrub ; and
sorry I'd be to soil my fists upon your.
carcase. "
"Whew ! boys , what a passion old Bid-
dv is iii ; I protest as I am a gentleman
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"Jiutleman ! jintleman ! the likes of
you a jiutleman ! Wisha , by gor , that
bangs Banager. Why , you potato-faced
pippin-sneezer , when did a Mada
gascar monkey like you pick enough of
.common Christian decency to liide your
Kerry brogue ? "
"Easy now easy now , " cried O'Con
nell , with imperturbable good humor :
"don't choke yourself with fine lan
guage , you old whiskey-drinking paral
lelogram. "
' 'What's that you call me , you mur-
derin' villain ? " roared Mrs. Moriarty ,
stung with fury.
"I call you , " answered O'Connell , "a
parallelogram ; and a Dublin judge and
jury will say that it's no libel to call
you so. "
"Oh , tare-an-ouns ! oh , holy Biddy !
, that an honest woman like me should bo
called a parrybellygruin to her face.
I'm none of your parrybellygrums , you
rascally gallows bird ; you cowardly ,
sneaking , plate-lickin' bliggard ! "
"Oh , not you , indeed ! " * retorted
O'Connell ; "why , I suppose you'll deny
that you keep a hypothenuse in your
house. "
"It's a lie for you , you b y robber ;
I never had such a thing in my house ,
swindling thief. "
1 "Why , sure all your neighbors know
very well that you keep not only a
hypothenuse , but that you have two
diameters locked up in your garret ,
and that you go out to walk with
them every Sunday , you heartless old
heptagon. "
"Oh , hear that , ye saints in glory 1
Oh , there's bad language from a fellow
that wants to pass for a jintleman. May
the devil fly away -with you , you wicher
from Munster , and make celery-sauce of
your rotten limbs , you mealy-mouthed
tub of guts. "
"Ah , you can't deny the charge , yon
miserable sub-multiple of a duplicate
ratio. "
"Go , rinse your mouth in the Liffey ,
you nasty ticklepitcher ; after all the bad
words you speak it ought to be filthier
than your face , you dirty chicken of
Beelzebub. "
"Kinse your own mouth , you wicked-
minded polygon to the deuce I pitch
you , you blustering intersection of a
st ng superficies ! "
"You saucy tinker's apprentice , if you
don't cease your jaw I'll " But here
she gasped for breath , unable to hawk
up any more words , for the last volley
of O'Connell had nearly- knocked the
wind out of her. .
"While I have a tongue HI abuse
you , you most inimitable periphery.
Look at her , boys ! there she stands a
convicted perpendicular in petticoats !
There's contamination in her circum
ference , and she trembles with guilt
down to the extremities of her corollar
ies. Ah ! you're found out , you recti
linear-antecedent and equiangular old
hag ! 'Tis with you the devil will fly
away , you porter-swiping similitude of
the bisection of a vortex ! "
Overwhelmed with this torrent oi
languags , Mrs. Moriarty was silenced.
Catching up a saucepan , she was aim
ing at O'ConnelPs head when he very
prudently made a timely retreat.
"You have won the wager , O'Connell ,
here's your bet , " cried the gentleman
who had proposed the contest.
According to the statistics oi drink ,
the inhabitants of the United States
consume twice as much beer and twice
as much-milk as they did ten years ago.
In the same period the consumption of
distilled spirits has increased , but not
in the ratio of the increase in popula
tion , and the use ofwine has actually
decreased. The demand for coffee hau
greatly increased. These figures upon
'the whole , are favorable to temperance
Hid health.
Brought Homo in a Wngon.
t LOUISVILLE , Ky. Mr. J. Helmuo ,
Vice President of the City Brewery ,
was brought home in a wagon , carried
up stairs oy two ot his men and laid on
the bed. He was suffering with a severe
attack of rheumatism contracted in the
ice vaults of the brewery. He refused
to have a doctor , but dispatched a ser
vant for a bottle of St. Jacobs Oil , with
the result that in one week he was en
tirely cured and able to return to his
desl
Life In the Coffin.
Premature burials could , it is said , bo
avoided by a single test , which , if relia
ble , should be universally known. It is
that the hard , ball-like substance of the
eye cannot bo felt in the body of a dead
person , as the eyeballs become soft and
j'ield to pressure the day after death ,
and are softer still twenty-four hours
later. On this subject it is related that
Prescott , the historian , ahvaj's enter
tained a peculiar dread of being buried
alive , and he had therefore often re
quired that measures should be taken to
prevent all possibility of the horrors that
might follow such an occurrence. His
injunctions were obeyed. A principal
vein was severed , so that , if life should
again be awakened , it might ebb silent
ly away without any possible return of
consciousness. London Echo.
A Chinese Funeral.
The procession which accompanied
the remains of the Chinese Prince Lau-
Fu to their lastresting place was headed
by thirty-six slaves , clad in garments of
green cloth and bearing a huge wooden
cage , representing the funeral of the
soul. These were followed by 100 slaves
dressed in red and carrying tablets in
scribed with the titles , honors and vir
tues of the dead. Next came twenty
sportsmen , leading 240 hounds once be
longing to Lau-Fu , the camels , mules ,
horses , sedan chairs , and the private
carriage , drawn by a mule ; sixteen , ser
vants , dressed in green silk , bore an
arm-chair covered with a tiger skin , a
regiment of cavalry and infantry fol
lowed , then the body servants and cam
els , thirty-two priests with temple
music , and finally the coflin , borne by
eighty servants and covered with a silk
pall. The emperor was represented by
six ; empty carriages , behind which
walked the grandees. Prince Lau-Fu's
arms , carriages , clothes , tents , etc. ,
were all burned as a winding up of the
festivities. Toronto Globe.
Delicate Diseases
of either sex , however induced , prompt
ly , thoroughly and permanently cured.
Send three letter stamps for large illus
trated treatise. World's Dispensary
Medical Association , Buffalo , N. Y.
A Quiet Territory.
Montana is a quiet territory. Wo
slip over the range and rattle down into
Boulder , where a good team and a fresh
dinner awaits us. The sheriff is out
after horse-thieves. Tipped back in
our chair , smoking the after-dinner
pipe , we listened to the office chat and
busy talk from eight or ten old-timers ,
miners , "cow" men and old -49" stage
men. "If Jack catches his men , will ho
fetch them in ? " "Bet yer life he will , "
says another. "If the boys on the other
trail get ahead of the sheriff , they won't
bring no one back , " quietly remarks an
old stage man. 'iYes , " says another ,
"about 200 of them fellers went over
the range got lost that's the way
they fix 'em here in this belt. " "Yes ,
pardner. I know a cowman near here
that put up over $2,000 cash , out of his
own pile , to hunt down them kind of
people , and his men had orders to lose
them on the range somewhere. " This
is not a healthy country for "hoss
thieves. " They will live longer on
some other range. Montana is a quiet
territory. Go where you will , at any
time of day or night , and you will feel
much safer riding through mountain
trails than trying to cross a "draw" in
Band-bagging Chicago. Correspondence
Minneapolis Tribune.
James G7riaino Trill summer In Maine.
Eomo day to Washington he'll go again.
Years Teach More Than Books.
Among other valuable lessons im
parted by this teacher is the fact that
for a very long time Dr. Piercc's
"Golden Medical Discovery" has been
the prince of liver correctives and blood
purifiers , being the household sphysi-
cian of the poor man , ar.d the able con
sulting physician to the rich patient ,
and praised by all for its magnificent
service and efilcacy in all diseases of a
chronic nature , as malarial poisoning ,
ailments of the respiratory and diges
tive systems , liver disease and in all
cases where the use of an alterative
remedy is indicated.
Senator Wade Hampton is considered the
mort scicntilic fisherman in public life.
Pile Tumors
however large , speedily and painlessly
cured without knife , caustic , powder ,
or ointment. Consultation free. Write
for pamphlet and references , enclosing
two letter stamps for reply. World's
Dispensary Medical Association , GG3
Main Street , Buffalo , N. Y.
General BetfBuitier is occasionally spoken
of as "the bias-orbed widow. "
The Times scribe had an interview
with W. C. Parker , of Windfall , last
week. Mr. Parker held a one-fifth
ticket in the Louisiana State Lottery ,
No. 59,075 , which drew $15,000 , one-
fifth of the first capital prize of $75,000.
E. Perry held a half interest in the
ticket purchased by Mr. Parker , The
two named gentlemen in company with
their attorney , R. B. Beauchamp , went
to New Orleans to draw the money.
When they arrived there .they had no
trouble at all in procuring the $15,000.
They speak very highly of the company
and say the people of New Orleans say
that it is an honest , fair and reliable
institution. It is recommended by the
State Legislature , and that its check is
good for a million dollars. Tipton ,
Ind. , Times , May 7. r
Rev. Mr. Spurgeon Is said to preach better
as he grows older.
When you visit New York City , via Central
depot , save Baggage Expressage and S3 Car
riage Hire , andstop at the Grand Union Hotel ,
opposite said depot. Six hundred elegant
rooms fitted up at a costof one million dollars ;
$1 and upwards per day. European plan. Ele
vator. Restaurant .supplied with the best.
Horse-cars , stages and elevated railroad to all
depots. Families can live better lor less
money at the Grand Union Hotel than at any
other first-class hotel In thejcity.
"VIoe-President Hendriika was a bofsball
pi ay or when he was a boy.
The letter carriers of Salt Lake City
are said to find it impossible to deliver
their missives. On account of the ar
rests of polygamists , all the Mormons
have been warned against talking to
strangers or giving their names or resi
dences. The carriers in their rounds ,
knock at doors , and a scurry ensues in
side. A child answers the call , and
often refuses to tell who Jives there. It
doesn't know the names of its neigh
bors or where its father and mother are
to be found. The uniform is a sign of
the enemy , and no information is to be
had. . .
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"For Sale at a Sacrifice. "
A well-established paving Dry Goods Store
In Omaha , Neb. About ? 10,000 required. Ad
dress W. M. BUSIIMAX , Omaha , Neb.
It is said that President Cleveland is able to
save the greater part of his salary.
H. H. FJSLCJI. KocKtonl. 111. , tayn lie finds Vetc--
Irmpr Carhollsalve unequalcd fur the ciVra of cmi.
e * < i scratch ; * , and the longer ho utcs It the
ucttcr he likes it as a remedy for general stable uie.
Evangelist Moody is growing exceedingly
fat. Good men ought to bo great.
For Bronchial , Asthmatic , and Pul
monary Complaints , "Jf nun's llronchial
Troches" manifest remarkable cut atlve prop
erties. Sold only in borc-i.
Mies Anna Dickenson has piven up the
stage , but her age she will never give up.
Of E COJllO
get bilious , have heavy headaches , mouth foul ,
yellow eyes , &c ; all the direct result of Im
pure Mood which can be thoroughly cleansed ,
renewed and enriched with Kidney-Wort. It
acts at the same time on the Kidneys , Liver
and Bowels and has more real virtue in a pack
age than can be found In any other remedy
for the same class of diseases.
Mr. Cleveland confesses that ho like to bo
president , now that ho is used to it.
PKESERVEK.
If you arc losing your grip on life , try "Wells'
Health Kenewer. " Goes direct to weak spots.
Gen. Komaroff can talk as well aa ho fights
If afflicted with Sore Eyes , use Dr. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it. '
2ac.
Joe Jeffers9n says he is not certain that he
will ever act in London again , .
MOTHERS. ;
If you nrc falling ; broken , worn out ami nervous , '
use "Wells' Health Iteuewer. " 81. Druggists :
Bismarck's income is over $300 a day.
The purest , aweetrst and best Cod Liver Oil In the
world , manufactured from fresh , healthy livers , upon. ,
the sea shore. It Is absolutely pure and sweet. Pa
tients v/ho have once taken It prefer It to all others. *
Physicians have decided It superior to any of theS
other oils In market. Made by CASWILT , JtUzzAr.ix
, &Co. , New Turk. I
Chapped Hands , Face. Pimples , and Kouch Skin , '
cured by using Juniper Tar Soap , made by CASWZLLJ
UAZAED & Co , New York. V
"Margery Deano" will bo the guest of M.'BS
Cleveland at the White House.
Save if me and money by using Stewart's Heat ,
Ing Powder for cuts and sores on animals. Sold
eticrywhere.JS and SO cts. a box. Inj it.
"Much-appointed Minister Kealy" is whnt )
a western critlccalls _ him.
"R017GM OX PAIN. "
Oircs cholera , colic , cramps , dlarrhrca , riches'
pains , sprains , headache. nruralK'a , rheumatism-
2i5c. Kough on , 1'alu Plasters. I3c.
Miss Fortescue , who obtained ? oO,000 from
Lord Gaimoyle , is , it is said , to marry.
Mrs. WOOD , the wife of one of the early set
tlers of Eilinwood , Kas. , has been blind of the
right eye for nearly six months. About a
month ago , under the recommendation of Dr.
Barr , one of the leading medical practitioners
of Eilinwood , she came to this citv and placed
her case under the care of Drs. Dickerson &
Stark , of the Kansas City Surgical Institute.
She returned home Tuth sight restored. '
Mile. Louise Cognetti , the new piano vir
tuoso , is becomingImnous in Europe.
If you are tired taking the large old-fash
ioned griping pills , and urc satisfied that purg
ing yourself till you are weak and sick is ;
not good common sense , then try Carter's Lit
tle Liver Pills and learn how easy it is to bo
free Irom Billiousness Headache , Constipa
tion and all liver troubles. These little pills
are smaller , easier to take and give quicker
relief than any pill in use. Forty in a vi.e. '
One a dose. Price 23 cents.
ITalforcl Sauce used at all first-class hotels
Hakes your food more nutritious.
Sprains , bruises , stiff joints , burns , scalds ,
and rheumatism are relieved by Uncle Sam's
Nerve and Bone liniment. Sold by druggists. ' ,
Worms cause peevishness , fevers , convul
sions and frequently death. A pleasant. safe <
and certain remedy is Dr. JAQUE'S GERMAN , "
WORM CAKES. Sold by all druggists.
Headaches , constipation , liver complaint
' il"i " * -1 ! '
billiousness are cured
remedv which never
DAYL'IGHT LIVER. PILLS. " Only
Sold by druggists.
An economical man will Keep the leather ofj
liis harness softacd pliable , which preserves it
from cracking or ripping. He always uses
UNCLE SAM7S HARNESS OIL , Sold by all
Harness Makers.
One-third of all who die in active middle life
are carried off by consumption. The most fre
quent cause is a'neglected cold , couirh , hoarse
ness , bronchial trouble or asthma , all of which
may be permanently cured bv EILERT EX
TRACT OF TAR AND WILD CHERRY.
Sold by druggists
A farmer's wealth depends on the condition
of his stock. When scraggy and feeble they ,
are especially liable to distempers , fevers ,
colds , and all" diseases which destroy animals. '
Thousands of dollars are saved annually by !
that valuable old stand by , UNCLE SAM'S
CONDITION POWDER.
Restless , fretful , crying children are BufTer-
imr and need for their relief DB. WIN-
ClIELL'S TEETHING SYRUP , which is use
ful not only for all the disorders of teething-
infants , but cures coughs , croups , sore throat ,
colic and cramps of older children , and should
always be kept in every house for emergencies.
Only 23 cents. Sold bV all druggists ,
Frederick Douglass , if relieved from office
by Mr. Cieveiand , will go abroad. -
TThcn Baby was sick , we pave her Castorla ,
"When she tvas a Child , she cried for Castoria ,
When she became Miss , she clung to Caatoria ,
When she had Children , she gave tlicru Castoria ,
Ex-President Hayes has been serving as a
grand juror.
Out of Sorts-
Persons of a dyspeptic tendency are often "out of
sorts , " cross , and peevish. The failure of the dlRes-
tlve organs to do their duty , the severe headache ,
distress In the stomach , heartburn , or other Indica
tions of dyspepsia , cause irritability , confusion of
mind , and a miserable feeling it is impossible to de
scribe. Hood's Sarsaparllla toaes up the digestion ,
and rouses the kidneys and liver to prompt and regular
action.
"I hare used Hood's SarsaparJHa for sick headache
and Indigestion , and It has relieved me of days and
weeks of sickness and pain. " MAEY C. Sunn , Cam-
brldgeport. Mass.
"For the past two years I have been afflicted with
severe headache and dyspepsia. I was Induced to try
Hood's Sarsaparllla , and having found great relief. I
cheerfully recomm' > nd It to all similarly afflicted. "
MBS. E. F. AXXJLBLE , Kew Haven , Cona. .
Hood's Sarsaparilla
i by nil druggUts. II ; sir for * 5. Made only
.HOOD & CO. , Apothecaries , LowellMass.
fiOO Doses One Dollar *
E3"Kcep In tlio Fashion. The Din-
mend Dyes always do more than they claim ta
do. Cover over that old dress. Itwillloofc
like new. They are warranted. 10o. at drug-
Kists. Wells , Richardson & Co. , Burilngtou ,
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The only daugh'or of "Stonewall" Jackson
will eoon'mary a Richmond merchant.
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ommends Warner's TIITKCANOE. The ISest , In the
strongest terms for Dyspepsia and stomach disorders
For Tc-ning Up Ilia System , No Superior ,
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H , H , WARKER & CO. . Rochester. N , Y ,
,7. II. DKTCIO , Esq. , of AlhlonX. Y. . years npo was
tak-cu with stomach disorder , BlceploMiess , melan
choly , headaches , etc. He cave up his uuslnmand
resoitcd to farming In the hope that out-of-door ex
ercise would restore him. lie exhausted all the
known means of the best nhyslclans inaln. . In 1MI
liegan taklnn AVarner's TIITKOAXOE. Tue J'cst , mid
In March , 1&35. he stated that his health was hotter
thnu it had been for years , and that no medicine he
knew of or ever had heard of equaled Warner's TIP-
: , The IJeht.for stomach disorders.
A MEW DEPARTURE
C3m
Thrown in and out of wind by m
revolving the pump rod , Uoinr
uivsiy with sill levern , pulleys , obnfnn , nnd
wires peculiar t all other mills. His a It E Alt
l.OC'Iv to prevent wheel runninenhen out cf KBIT.
Simple , Strong , and Humble. Fully War
ranted. tzr-J.IVK AtJKNTS WANTiiO.
Is used by thoniands of first clais > I nnfacnirer
and Mechanics on their best work. .Received
GOLD MEDAL.IxmJon.'Sl.l'ronouncjtlrfTOnyfj ; overt
clueknmrn. Sendcard ofdealerirhodocsnotkeep 1600
Itvritufive2c stamps for SAM RLE CAN
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nssia Cement Co.tGloncctcr.Has3.
JPTISTS PMTERIALS T O& & 0 ? ? . ART
ff OOc. doz. ; Sable 13rushe-l Sc. up ; Bristles , "o.
np ; Plaques. 5c. up : Pallets. .5c. ; Easels. SOc. ;
Arists' Boxes , $1-10 : Panel' . We. up ; Oils , 12 l-2c. ;
232. ; Gold or Silver I'aint , liic. ; I'an-
Instructors lor all in
I struments , 5Jj.
Omaho-
' -
Eend2c.it Stamp for
Send for Circulars. GEO. R-IJATIIBUnK , Principal.
I have n E * 3ltlv remedy for the atoave dlscane ; by its
use thousinlscfcaissot th worst kSaJ and or lon
tandlnchav baen cured. InJaed.tostronglsmvfaltli
In Us efflcacy.tli.it I wlil sen4 TWO BOTTLES FIIEB ,
to-ctharwltnaVAI.UABI.ETKEATISnoathiiidlje o
tolmysuffaror. Glvnoipre i ndP O.addr-ss.
R. II. AWARE
TIL1T
Lorillard's Climaz Plug
bearlneared tin. tag ; that Ixtrtllard's
Rove Leaf fine cut ; tlitt Lorlllard' *
. CIlppliiKB. and that Lorlllard'g Hnnfla , are
the belt and cheapest , quality conV < icred ?
"THE BEST IS CHEAPEST. "
ENGINES ,
Horse Powers
( Suitedtoall sections. > WnteforKiinKIIIus-ParaphleJ
-
and Prices to The Aultman A : Taylor Co. . 3I.tnsfleld , Obir >
. . . - . .
i. A. L. SSITU A to. , ie rt * > i-ti u , m.
Aslc your dealer for a CAPITAL
CITY WHIP and be surprised.
They are something wonderlul. In-
( IstonyourdealerorderlnRthe CAPITAL CITY WHIP. K
they do not carry them In stock. A. J. Gustln & Co. ,
Lincoln. Neb.
"Wholesale and Retail
DEWEY & STONE , Omaha , Heb.
Oro. Jonathan's Jokes
SOpagcs.ninitrated. Sent ;
PostpaidforTnelre Centa.
' , 294S1 E ksanSt.,5cwTack.
hlno Habit Cared in 1O
to todays. Jfo pay till cured.
DC. J. STEPHIKS , Lebanon. UUlo.
Tlie Best
Waterproof
Coat ,
"Fish Brand" trade-mark. Illustrated Catalogue free. AJ.Tower ,
DR. A. C. SABiiM.
Twenty Years * Experience in
diseases treated successfully
FEMALE andCURED.suchasPrnlep-
sus.Ovanan tronhle * . Inflam-
madon n-'d Ulceratlon ; , Fall-
In ? and D placement of tke
W onib , Silnr.l Weakness , and
Change of Life , and all forms
of KIIINElftroublej. Can
relTeVeTrTall and positively cure most of those com-
Elalnts end eaknesies so common to-Humankind.
Lunz diseases. Liver complaints and all dlncaccs of a
private nniure successfully treated. CA > 'CEKS
treated acd cured.
Letters of Inquiry confldcntlallr answered.
Address DJt. A. C. SAUIX ,
Ucutrlce , > ieb ,
VT. N. U. , Omaha , - - 2GC .
WHElTWHITING"TOAWERTISEKaTpleala
eayyou saw the advertisement la this papir
Frotecute tlm Swindlers ! ! I
If when you call for Hop Bitters ( s'r rjrftn
cluitn-of Jfopson the uhiteluM ) the drucglst
hands out any stuff callul C. D. Warner's
German Hop Bitters rr with other "Hop"
name , refuse It and shun that drusjulst as you
would a viper ; and If he has taken jour
money fo.- the stulT , Indict him for th ? fraud.
and sue him for daimiiccs for the swindle , andi
we will reward vou liberally for the convic
tion.
*
_ . . "I JTctre Suffered . ' "
With every disease imaginable for the last'
three years. Our
Druggist , T. J. Anderson , recommending
"Hop Bitters" to me ,
I tfsed two bottles !
Am entirely cured and heartily recommend *
Hop Bitters to every one. '
J. D. Walker , BucUncr , Mo.
Cottnlerfeitlnfj 1'roves Superiority , '
"Although counterfeiting is one of the ,
greatest crimes ngalnst the business of anyj
country , and in inanv eases
"Destructive of liralth and life ! " '
"It proves beyond a doubt the"
"Superiority"
Of t/ie article counterfeited ;
As no Inf ( rior article if erercounterf tiled. '
Pioof of thi'sfs found In the great uumberlnj
"Australia , EnglaniL Yrance , '
'Germany , India , IJeigum , Canada , and the
U. S. -
Of counterfeits of the great remedy , )
Hop Bitters , "
Whose name and merits arc so well known t
the world over that it is a. .
' 'Shining mark nnd favorite prey '
"For Counterfeiters ! ! ! "
Beware of all that docs not have a green'
cluster of hops on the white label.
Froieciile Hte Siclnillers . ' . ' . '
If when you call for Hop Bitters ( see jrrcenf
cluster of Hops on the white label ) the drug
gist hands you out any stuff called C. D. War
ner's Gcrniuu Hop Bitters or with other
"Hop" name , refuse it und shun that drug
gist as you would a viper ; and if he has taken
your money for the stulT , Indict him i or the
fraud : iud Hue him for dumag-es tor the swin-1
die. find wo will reward you liberally for the
conviction.
Doctor. "Yes ; yon are Wliona. Just { ret a boz of
Wright'g Indian Vegetable Tills ; they will cure you. "
FOR BILIOUS COMPLAINTS.
Bilious Complaints are caused by torpidity , con
gestion , or the ulceration of the liver. - v i
The symptoms are dark , creasy , yellow sMn , a
brown or whitish coat to the tongue , appetite irreg
ular , often a dry cough at niRht.
'Die sldn sometimes breaks out into pimples and
eoresjondthowholesystemiaoutof order.Vrieht'
Inillnn Vegetable IMIIa arc one of the very best
remedies known for any form of these troubles , and
will certainly relieve the enfferer. * They are purely
vegetable , nude from the best drugs by competent
hands , and give satisfaction. They are very gentle
in their action , causing nogripingor unpleasant feel
ing to the most delicate , A trial will convince any
one troubled with bilionsncss that Wri ht' In.
dian Vegetable Fills i ? the medicine he needs.
"I ought to know about It , " wa * the remark of a
gentleman to his companion , in pusstnx the exhibit
of "KIdEe's Food" at a recent fair. " 1 have reared
nve children on It. " Such testimony as this , cover
ing jears of time , is hotter than al nrxuuicnts.
Kidjje Food btlll maintains the lead as hest suited
to : ill claste _ and conditions of child life.
& & 9 it * ifr1 * * : ! : * * * C * * * * * *
. . LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S . .
VEGETABLE COMPOUND
* IS A POSITIVE CUP.E FOR .
All those painful Complaints
* and Vi'eaknriscs so common *
* * to our Itest * * *
* * * *
* FE31ALE POPULATION. *
Frlce $1 lu Hqtud , pHI or Ioz nje fora.
* 113 purpose is solely for the legitimate healing of
disease and the relief of pnin , and that it does all
it claims to do , thousands cf ladies car gladly testify.
* It will euro entirely all Ovarian troubles , Inflamm * .
tion aad Ulceratlon , Falling and replacement ? , anit
consequent Spinal Weakness , and Is particularly
adapted to the change of life. * " * * * * *
* It remores Faintness. Flit'Jlen-v ; ( la troysall craThiff
for stimulants , and relieves .Teacne'.i of the Stomach ,
tt cures Bloating , Headaches , X-trvous. Prostration ,
General Debility , Sleeplessness. Depression and Indi
gestion. That feelins ot rsanngr down , caucm pain ,
and backache. Is alvrayx pcnnanently ruretl by its usv.
* Scnil staran to Lynn , llass. , for paHiphl . Letters of
Inquiry confidentially answered , t'orsaleatdruyyuts.
605 & 603 WYAHCOTTE ST. , KANSAS CITY , HO.
/FC \ EseaUr Griasszs ia Ilsiiris * . 17 yrs jractics
- 13 in Chicnco. Authorized to treat all !
Chronic. Nervous and Special Diseases ,
Seminal AYeakneo ( Night Losses ) . Sei-
nal lability lLo s of Soinal PonerJ.Ac.
GuaraMjCuieor money refunded. Charge *
9 tow. A nel experience mreimportint. I "o
mercury orirjurisui medicinet uied. No time loitfrom'
builneii. Patients from a distance treated by mail iledi- .
cinei tent erery where free from cue or break ; e. State your
t&f. aad tend far terms. Contuluuon fr > e iru confidential , .
A BOOK for both sexes , illustd , ectsealedforfcmitampf.
HEUlliATISffl
RHEUniATICCUP.E. .
A POSITIVE CURE for RHEUMATISM. $500 for any
case this treatment f Ji to cure er help. Grettnt discovery.
in annals of medicine One dose tves relief aletvdowir * .
moves fever and pain m joints : furccoiripietolin 5 to Tdara. .
Sead statement af K with stamp for Circulars. Call , or ad.
Dr.Hender3on,6QSWyandoteSt..Ksnt3sCity.Mo.
A.
na eip ns p"id any active perron to tell '
ourBBods. Noc plt lre < | airrd. baUrrpil4
momitrEip mn In tdrinct. Full p r-
TTe m * n what we ty. Standard Silver
Ware Co. , Trash inert on St. . Koston. Mass.
All Sorts of
hurts and many sorts of ails of
man and beast need a. cooling
lotion. Mustang Liniment.
