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BUY OK US.
do not sell ONE ARTICLE
BELOW COST and make it back sev-
'eral times by selling other goods for
MORE THAN THEY ARE WORTH ,
but we can SAVE YOU MONEY on
Dry Goods , Notions ,
Hats and Caps ,
Boots and Shoes ,
Groceries , Flour.
Every thing at BedRock Prices !
We Mean Business !
AND SRR US.
I Wilcox & Fowler.
4 GOLDEI OFT
TO GET A
.TAILOR-MADE SUIT AT 00ST.
of goods MUST BE CLOSED OUT AT COST IN
60 DAYS. I "will make up goods or sell suits and
pants patterns AT COST. Take advantage of this
Great Closing Out Sale !
as you may never again have the same oppportunity.
Satisfaction in Ever ) Respect Positively Guaranteed ,
LBERNHEIMER , Merchant Tailor ,
Beat andcheapert Veterinary Remedies.
I Stewart's Healing- Powder
90 years in use for all open sores ,
on xn&n and beast , barbed Trira
cannot bo equaled. OnlylCoabx ,
Stewart's Stock .Remedy
IB not mode of bran , tubes and
Bavdnst , to ehow large box for
little money ; bat Is a Tonic and
Blood Purifier , for all live stock.
It U the best condition powder in.
toaWorld. S3" 25 cents a bar.
la the best remedy for Eheum-
atlem , Lameness , Swelllng.Back-
cho , Sprains , cto. , in nso for
man and beast. Atrialordertrili
Largo bottle , 25 cents *
STEWART'S HOOP OHi
Nothing like it for Dry , Cracked ,
Brittle or Contracted Hoofs-
makes them soft and tough. Keep
them In good condition withthfa
oil. It pays to nso it. Remember
2to foot no bone. Large bottle
25 cento. jn-Sold Everywhere ,
Stewart Cliemie&l Co. ; St. Louis
Buo"rato BtownrtHeallnsf Powder Oo.
SCHOOL , BOOKS
The Tribune Office
At Publishers' Prices.
LANK BOOKS. LEGAL BLA : ; , <
Private Medical Aid
ST.IX > UIS.MO. SpecUl attention
- girca to all diseases or tronblei In male
or iemileVinarrtad or single , brought about by
xpocore , abuses , excesses or Improprieties.
THE 010 DOCTOR. JgSSSSS.-STS
consulted by 8iiaoratUio office , free ot coargo ,
JO-Retiabfe , Skillful Treatment Guaranteed.
Board and apartment * furnished to those -who
< eire personal care. Send P. O. sump for circa *
Urs , etc. Address letters ,
Dr. Wud Office , 110 IT. 7t& Street , St. 01 ! * , X *
THB OLD DOCTOR'S
LADIES * FAVORITE.
B lstble and erfectly Safe.
tene u used by thousands ofwomen all orar tha
United States. In the Old DoctoVa private mill
practice , for 28 years , and not a single bad rosulU
INDISP2N8ABUB TO LADIES. <
Honey returned .It not as represented. Bend 4
eenu ( s tamp * ) for sealed particulars , and receir *
(2w only Borer knows to foil remedy by mail.
DB. WARD * CO. , f (
U6 Horth Scr&Ui SU , it. JUouU. Ha.
books , scale books , copy
ing books , school boots , etc. , at THE
A. j. WILLET ; M. D. ,
B. & M. SURGRON ,
MCCOOK , NEB. ,
Otters his professional services to the people
of McCook. Will not go In the country ex
cept in consultation with other physicians.
SANDERSON & STARR ,
Sign , Carriage & Wagon Painters ,
Paper Hanging and Decorating.
Shop in old land office building.
W. R. COLE , FAINTER ,
PAINTING in all its BRANCHES
Graining and Decorating spec
ialties. Leave orders with B. A.
Cole , the tailor.
R. M. SNAVELY ,
ATTORNEY--AT - : - LAW ,
INDIANOLA , NEBRASKA.
Will practice Jn all the State and United
States Courts. Also before the Land Office at
Mccook and the department at Washington.
THE WHITE LINE TRANSFER ,
ANDERSON & BARTHOLOMEW ,
The best equipment in the city. Orders left
at the office on Lower Main Avenue will re
ceive prompt attention.
DR. HUXFHKKTS * SPECIFICS are scientifically and
carefully prepared prescriptions ; used for jbany
Tears in private practice with successand forever
thirty years used by the people. Every single Spe
cific Is a special cure for the disease named.
These Specifics cure -without drugging , purg
ing or reducing the system , and are in fact and
deed tha sovereign remedies of theWorld.
1 Fevers , Congestion. Inflammation. . . .25
a Worms * "Worm Fever. Worm Colic. . , ' S
3 Crying : Colic , or Teething of Infants , ' ! %
4 Diarrhea , of Children or Adults. . . . ,25
5 Dysentery * Griplng-Bllions Colic.25
O Cholera. MorbaB , Vomiting . 25
7 Coughs , Cold , Bronchitis . 25
8 Neuralgia , Toothache , Faccache. . . . .25
9 Headach es SlckHeadache , Vertigo .25
10 DyBpepsia. > Bilious Stomach. . . . . . . . . .25
11 Suppressed or Painfal Periods. .25
I'-J AVbftes , too Profuse Periods . .25
13 Croup. Cough , DUDcultBreathlng. . . . .25
14 Salt Uhenm , Erysipelas , Eruptions. .25
15 Itheum&tlBin. Rheumatic Pains. . . . .25
Iti Fever and Agme , Chills , Malaria . 5O
37 Piles , Blind or Bleeding . 5O
19 Catarrh. Influenza , Cold In the Head .SO
20 Whooping Cough , Violent Coughs. .50
24 General Debllity.PhyslcalWeakness .50
27 Kidney Dlseane . . . .SO
28 Nerroas Debility . -j-i'iJH
30 Urinary Weakness , WettlagBed. .50
32 Diseases of thoHcartPalpltaUonl.OO
Sold by Druggists , or sent postpaid on receipt
ot price DB. HCMTHBETS' MJUTOAL , (1M pages )
richly bound In cloth and gold , mailed free.
Humphreys' aiedlclHeCe.l09FultonSt. N Y.
Hare , the'HIhwayman.
Hare was the Dick Turpin of hia
day and an associate of Murrell nnd
Mason , the Mississippi bandits. The
principal interest attached to his ca
reer was his connection with thealleg-
cdplot to kidnap President Madison
and deliver him over to Admiral
Cockburn , the commander of the
British fleet. When in August , 1814 ,
the British , under Gen. Ross , entered
Washington and burned the cupitol
and most of the public buildings , it
was evident that they nnust have
been guided by men who knew the
Hare was n soldier in the American
army , and had been released from
jail to enlist in the service. In the
same company was an Irish in un
named Fan-en , who was ti British
deserter. He sounded Hare as to
the possibility of seizing the president
and taking him down the Potomac
to the English fleet.
Two other men were to be secured
and the project carried out. Fan-en
wanted money , and to get it under
took to rob a man on the road near
Washington , but his intended victim
was a powerful , resolute fellow , and
shot Farren , who died the following
day. He had always claimed to Hare
that he had been ofiered a thousand
pounds for securing the president ,
and that Gen. Jtoss was in the
Hearing of Farren's mishap , Hare
got apprehensive that the Irishman
had betrayed him , so he stole his
captain's horse and escaped to Balti
more. After a reckless career in com
pany with his young brother Louis
and a well known criminal named
Alexander , he stopped the mail at
Havre de Grace ana got § 13,700 in
specie and notes. The entire party
were captured in Hunt's clothing
store in Baltimore the next day.
Alexander and Hare were hanged ,
and the brother was given a ten year
sentence. PhiladelDhia Times.
Guarded by Their Subjects ,
One often sees on the streets of
Athens a pleasant looking couple
walking arm jn arm. They are not
past middle age , and have the air of
people whose debts are paid , whose
consciences are clear and whose di
gestions are always good. They are
dressed in ordinary citizen's garb. In
side the collar of his coat is the trade
mark of a famous London tailor , and
the bill for her quiet but stylish walk
ing gown bears the imprint of a Paris
They always seem to be sightseeing ,
gazing into shop windows , looking
into new buildings , observing the
throngs of passers by , or , when all
elsefails , admiring the blue skies and
bright sunshine ot the City of the Vi
olet Crown. No regalia glitters on
their bosoms , no liveried guard attend
them. They make their way through
the crowd , jostling and being jostled
with unfailing good humor. Some
times they may be seen standing on
the curb or on some house step , wait
ing to see a procession pass by or
watching an illumination or other
Again , "the gentleman may be seen
riding on horseback alone or attended
by a comrade , but in civilian dress ;
or the lady may be seen on the prome
nade , escorting or being escorted by
a huge Danish dog. But one notices
that a great many people and all the
officers and soldiers salute them with
precise courtesy , and from this cir
cumstance the conclusion is at last
reached that they must be people of
considerable importance. They are ,
in fact , the kins : and queen of Greece.
Not a Biped ,
The burning of the Whittier school
building , at Fortress Monroe , a short
time since , recalls to mind an amus"
ing incident which occurred there
about the close of the war , says tlie
New York Tribune. At that time
there was a mania among colored
people for education , and the school
was made up ot all sexes and ages.
At the end of a year an exhibition
was given to show what progress Had
been made , to which a number of
prominent people were invited. The
teacher said that if any person in the
audience wished to ask the students
any questions they could do so. A
strapping big fellow who wore only
a shirt , trousers , and a pair of govern
ment shoes , was called on to read.
He got along very well until he reach
ed the word "biped. " Here a gentle
man in the audience interrupted , when
the following dialogue occurred :
"My man , what is the meaning of
the word biped ? "
"A biped is a beast. "
' Why is a beast a biped ? "
"Because it has four feet. "
"Are you a biped ? "
"No. sir. "
"Why ? "
"Because I hasn't got four feet. "
"What are jou then ? "
"I'se a cuped. "
The shout of laughter which greet
ed this almost b'roke up the exhibi
An Irreverent Subject.
That was a queer experience which
Queen Victoria underwent recently
as she was being driven from the
railway station to Windsor castle.
An elderly female broke through ihe
police cordon and rushed after the
royal carriage shrieking out that
she "must speak to the old woman. "
The unfortunate stranger was ar
rested and locked up on a charge of
intoxication , but her majesty's nerves
received a shock frum which they did
not recover for at least twenty-four
A Grateful Legislator.
From th * New York Stnr.
It is related of one of the most rug
ged of the rural Empire State sena
tors that he was in New York City on
Saturday with his wife , shopping.
He did not like the business , and he
stood outside on the sidewalk while
his spouse leisurely turned over all
sorts of wares in one of the biggest
dry-good stores. As usual she lin
gered , and he grew more and more
impatient and angry. He walked
up and down in front of the store ,
and began to swear to himself.
Presently a stalwart policeman laid
his hand on his shoulder. "See here ,
my man , " said the officer , "you'd
better move on. "I've got my eye
on you. "
"What for ? " asked the Senator.
"Don't bandy any questions , "
said the officer. "You are a suspi
cious character ; that's enough. "
"I ? " cried the senator , in amaze
ment , "I ? Why , 1 am senator ,
of County , and here are my cre
dentials , " and he pulled out a bunch
of letters and passes with his name
on them. "And my wife is in there
shopping and I am waiting for her. "
The officer saw at ores that he
was wrong , and was furtl or convinc
ed when the senator's \ \ I . t ame out
and addressed him by nniup.
" 1 see that I was mistaken , " said
fche officer , in apolojry. "and I hope
pou will excuse me. 1 did not know
j'ou , or of course I would not have
applied such an epithet to you. "
"You think I am not a suspicious
character ? "
"Certainly not. "
"I'm glad of it , " said the senator ,
ivith a burst of gratitude. "That's
fche first tribute to my honesty that
t've got since I entered the Legisla
ture , six years ago. "
The Doctor and the Beauty. .
A fashionable doctor having a house
Dn Fifth avenue , New York , prides
himself , says a Boston Herald correspondent
pendent , upon the favor with which
he is rpgarded by women. In this
respect he is decidedly unadmirable ,
but his skill as a physician enables
aim to rank high in his profession
Jespite his conceit. The other day
Je received a summons to call on a
roung woman famed for her beauty ,
bhe was a new patient for him , and ,
as he arranged his cravat with extra
precision before entering his carriage ,
de fancied himself on the brink of an
unusual conquest. Reaching the
bouse , he was shown into the recep
tion room , where , a moment later ,
de was joined by the beautiful girl
ivhom he had been called to attend.
"Ah ! " exclaimed he , rising to greet
tier , "you nre not , then , ill enough to
be in bed. "
"Oh ! I am not ill at all , " cried the
"Some other member of the family ? "
isked the doctor , rather disappoint
"Well , " said the young girl , "we
; all him one of the family. You see ,
It is my little fox terrier , 'Dixie. ' He
has a bone in his throat , and 1 thought
7ou might be able to remove it. "
With freezing dignity the doctor
sjot out of the house as quickly as he
"Hehad expressed a desire to meet
me , " said the beauty , speaking of the
matter afterward to a friend , "and
he did so in a very insulting way. I
tvas told of it , and I decided to give
him an opportunity to form my ac
How the Typewriter was In
In connection with a friend , Sam
uel W. Soule , a printer and inventor ,
C. L. SUoles was engaged in Milwau
kee during the winter of 18G6 and
1867 in develoqing a machine for
printing the numbers of pages on
the leaves of blank books , after the
books were bound , and for printing
the serial numbers on bank notes.
Carlos Glidden , a friend ofSholes
with an inventive fancy , took great
interest in the paging machine and
asked why a similar contrivance
could not be made that would write
letters and words instead of figures
and numbers. The three men work
ed together upon this idea , butSholes-
evolved the main part of the ma
chine. He suggested pivoted types
set in n , circle. The principal con
tribution of Mr. Glidden was his sug
gestion that such a machine ought
to be made. In September , 18G7 , a
machine was finished and letters
written with it. The invention was
far from being a perfect writing ma
chine , but one of the letters , sent to
James Dinsmore , of Meadville , Pa. ,
so interested him that he offered to
pay all ihe expenses up to date for a
one-fourth interest. His offer was
accepted. Soule and Glidden subse
quently dropped out , leaving Sholea
and Dinsmore sole proprietors.
Kansas City Star.
Economy of Heat and Fuel ,
From the New York Commercial Advertiser.
Recogaizing tlie fact that scarcely
more tban 15 per cent , of the theo
retical power of coal used under or
dinary boilers is recovered in the
steam engine , and that quite 85 goes
to waste in the shape of smoke and
gas and escaping heat , a big manu
facturing firm are training their h'ro-
man to use fuel in the most advan
tageous way , spreading a thin layer
when it is needed , and avoiding chok
ing ar.d smothering , by which fires
are cooled rather than intensified ,
and fuel grievously wasted. The
firm have arranged to reward the
man who saves the most fuel , and
supply the place of those who shovel
Has moved across Dennison street into
tlie building recently vacated by P. Penner.
His stock of spring goods is new and complete
and lie will make clothing at LOWER FIG
URES than any tailor in McCook ,
W. 0. BULLARD & CO.
LTME , HARD
CEMENT , AND
DOORS , LUMBER
RED CEDAR AND OAK POSTS.
THE CITY BAKERY.
A. PROBST , Proprietor.
Fresh Bread delivered every day Free of Charge
LUNCH ROOMS IN CONNECTION
- : - - : - - : -
And what is of more importance ,
Why not have a suit that fits you
when one which is both stylish am
serviceable can be bought for $22.00
A pair of trowsers which are really
elegant , DKYSDALE will build you for
$5. Fine fabrics cost but little at
DRYSDALE'S now , less than misfits in
fact. Look him over. You will place
your order. Save money. Feel better
and look better. Buying for cash am
light expenses does the business a1
ALLEN'S TRANSFER ,
Bus , Baggage Dray Line.
F. P. ALLEN , Prop ,
McCOOK , NEBRASKA.
t3B Bcst Equipped in the Citv. Leave orders
at Commercial Hotel. Good well water fur
isfeed on short notice.
I will buy stock cattle of any age ,
from calves up. Also , stock hogs.
At Brush creek ranch , 3 miles
southeast of McCook , Neb.
JT. B. ItEESERYE.
R. A. COLE
Leading Merchant Tailor.
Will sell English , Scotch , French
and American cloths AT COST for
the next sixty days. Come and get
a first-class suit of clothes cheap.
It is a rare chance. Shop two doors
west of the Citizens Bank , McCook ,
MEN ONLY !
General and KEKVOVB
yS fS m H S S S
K ? * 3S.li 50.8tf " " 4 F 7'e fetitritc. ITrlU tkti
1 pn riotIInlMildrrK.
0. , BUFFALO , H.Y.
KILPATRICK BROTHERS ,
Horses branded on left hip or left shoulder
P. O. address , Imperial.
Chase county , and Beat
rice , Neb. Jlanire. Slinking -
ing- Water and French
man creeks , Chase Co.
Brand as cut on side oi
someanimals , on bipand
sides of some , or any
WIN RVtKTItN SEVENTY
To euro Biliousness , Sick Headache , Consti
pation , Malaria , Liver Complaints , toke
the safe and certain remedy ,
Use the SMAM , Size (401itth Beans to the
bottle ) . THEY ARE THE MOST COJJVENIEM.
Srxitablo ior- all -fVeo .
Price of either size , 25c. per Bottle.
Milled for I eti . ( coppers or i
J. S. McBRAYER ,
House Mover Drayman ,
McCOOK , NEB.
53F tTouse and Safe Moving a Spec *
ialty. Orders for Draying left at the
Huddleston Lumber Yard will receive
F. D. BURGESS ,
Steam and Hot Water Heating.
North Main Avenue ,
McCOOK , - NEBRASKA ,
| 3F A stock of best grades of Hose , Law * .
Sprinklers , Hose Keels and Hose Fixtures. "
constantly on hand. All work receives prompt.
Hurrah for Huber !
I am prepared to do all kinds of
work , such as contracting and ex
cavating , tree planting. Carpet lay-
ng a specialty ; ten years experi
ence. All work guaranteed. Leave
orders ? t this office.
FRAND-HUBER , JJL