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"If I Only Had
WHAT !8 YOtHl DtiKAMJ '
Is II lo uw'i jour homo some
homo some, tlojrf to buy" it
fartnT to set up In business
WHAT 1B.YOUII DHKAM?
I It to give your, clillilrcn n
betlPr Marl in life than you
had? a college training fur'
your boy or girl?
WHAT IS YOUIl DHKAM?
To .own your cart lo lip.
on "Easy Blrccft frio from
financial and money worrlest
to bo somebody? successful
Perhaps your own particular
drcamrf not onu of these, but
wliato'vcr. It'li; you will surely
need moro monoy ttian you
havo now. '
, Ailrcnnt' worlli ' dreaming In
o droam worth making enmo
Irue: f' Dreams coino true
Start a bank account keep
a bank account nvn some
thing and deposit It regularly
every pa day buy War Sav.
Ings Stamps, too.
THE COLUMBUS STATE BANK
A. J. WELD, Cashier
THE UNIVERSAL CAR
March 3, IKO, llio I'ord Motor Company advanced
tho prices of Font cars becauso of tlfu Increased
cost of production. No specific announcement was
deemed necessary at the time, but It has developed
I hat misrepresentations and misquotation of these
advanced prices liavo been and am being given out.
80 to safeguard the public againil tho evils of mis
representation, wo herewith givo tho present prices:
With dual eleclrlo.iiartlng nud liglitlng system, W25
TOUKIXO CAH ' . " . 75
With dunl electric starling iiul llghllng system, rt50
COUPE . . . . . . $750
With dual clcctrio starting and lighting system and
demountable rims Iftio
Willi dual electric starting and lighting syslem nd
demountable rims i75
Tiiua; chassis jgoo
Willi solid tires and clincher rims ttVX)
Willi pneumatic tires and demountablo rims Mtn
FOIUIKO.N TitArillt, 850 f. o, b. Dearborn. Midi.
Tho deolcr whose name nppears below will bo
pleased to receive your order, pledging the assur
ance of lh" Jcsl possible promptness In delivery.
Insist on (irnuhir Ford Purls.
COLUMBUS MOTOR CO.
J. R. BLAIR
Columbus & Western New
Mexico Townsite Company
PROMOTERS OF COLVMBVS
See ui-for town lots, business and residence
property. Oil Leases and Valley Lands.
Colurabusj New .Mexico
WILL GRAY, Proprietor
After the Shows visit this well known Cabaret and listen
to the latest Ja Music and be served with
COOL, REFRESHING SOFT DRINKS
STAPLE and FANCY
FRUITS and VEGETABLES
FRESH AND BARBECUED MEATS'
My Cuniifrthm Mud.
Valvo Well, John, liavo you ever
heard tho old saying, "Never ask, a
question dial you can not .answer?"
Volvo 8pring-Ye. What or it?
Valve Why does a ground squir
rel dig his holn and never leavo any
dirt around Ilia top?
Valvo Kprlng I give up. Jiow, you
answer that oi)c.
Valve Well, you see. ho starts a!
tho bottom of tho hole and digs
his way to tho Ion.
Valve boring liow noes lit) gel to
tho bottom of the hole?
Valvo Thar your nursllon rvo
It Is rumored Iho 24th Infantry Is
going to move. That sounds like
wbalo (fishy), and If the present
exhaust keeps up and no Intake, the
valvn will soon slick and the whole
rrgimrnt can bo mned mi a flat cur.
Nelson MaHlsnn. Jr. the. "Oil
House Kid, seems to have acquired
quite a number of friends since he
sol his hot 3 and cold 00.
Cylinder No. I Hay, I'ele. what's
that stuff I hat's smelling soJoudf
(Jy ni cr Mi. Z Vanilla extract.
No. 3 What do you use It for,
No. 2 -Drink It, of course.
No. 1- Fellow, dial stuff will
choke up your valves and bunt your
hearings out, ton!
"Cnmn nil. you mice, and cut Ibis
checi" said Joe lllnckbutn, the
Mini list. II was nay day for the Q,
M. C. and those mice cut that chees.5
and were Just cleaning 1111 Hie last
of tho rlne when Joe Drown drove
up In n flivver. Poor Joe only had
the thickness or n Jitney lert.
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AH Metal Aiqrisme
Ttt t'"sn" CssUsUur
IB MYMufMZI) 1 rjWJ
I'AIUtt, France. July 15. (Assoc!
nled I'rrss.) -France, whose strong
war aerial force, in men and male.
lals, has been allowed In dlsinlo-
grate, is determined to win a big
plaro In commercial aviation, I'. K
randrln, aviation tmdersi-crelury,
told the Chamber of Deputies when
It voted :KX) million. francs for civil
mill military air service.
The development or lite" nil. metal
Irnlanc, he suggested, Is one'of Hie
most Imtinrtaut things liehw sought.
and he said Herman allempM along
litis lino "seem to me more danger-
ons than any clandestine deposits
of war materials. .
M. Flandrin told of typical flights
of other nations, such as the New
York to San Francisco race and (he
merlean noslal mules, ami then re
ported Hint Hie 1'urls-l.ondoii air
nlones covered uti.uw miles, ear
rying boj passengers 011 oia riiguu
during I he period fnim last eeptem
her I In March I. when winter ntnu
spheric conditions are bad. On only
7 per cent or Hie trips was mere
more lhan an hour's delay and only
one uecldent. In which nn Ameiieuu
passenger was killed.
Hie progress or aviation miring
Hie war. M. Flandrin said, raised
airplane flight speed from 78 to 1 18
miles an Hour; towered tne tune tor
leaching nlllludes hy four-wllis; Hi'
creased the power limit from 100 lo
1000 horsepower; mulllplicd the
carrying capacity by more than ix
and quadrupled the rilgnl range.
".Maintenance or way' or the urn
don-Parls airline, he said, compris
ing hangars, landing slalions, me
teorological stations, elc. cost. 33.000
mines n mile, hut can he cut In hair
Us a result of the experience gained,
OXH "tiOI.KH AND THlH.I.EYH,'
OTIIEH "ML'I.IUS, fiKEIIAWS"
A somewhat smart man. according
to a slory going the rounds, re
marked In a former friend: "Tlmr
day we aulocd to the country club
and golfleil till dark, then Imlieyed
lir town and danced III morning.
Tho farmer "got back" In lids Inn
gusge- "I've been having some lime
myself. Wednesday 1 milieu now
to tho cornfield and geehawod llll
sundown. Then I suppered till dark
and piped 1111 nine, 'men 1 ncti
steaded till five o'clock, then break
failed llll it was time to go mulln
m Graft b. m ha
The state highway irommlssloit of
New Mexico has awarded tho con
tract for tho construction ot iSVt
(wiles of mad from Fleming draw,
on the Manga, lo Hie Olio' river
krldge, known as Highway Project
No, 47. says tho Hilver City Inde
pendent The bid of 1a ftoo A Hur
less, of Palestine, Texts, general
road contractors, for WW0, wui
icceplnl hy the highway commiss
ion. There were several olhcr bids,
''.tills is a Joint state and federal
road aid project, and when com-
fileled will give (Irani county a fine
ilghway from Hilver City lo Cliff,
il "distance of 30 miles.
. .The survey fur the slrrlrh ot mad
lo lie huill was made by a parly of
engineers working under II. It. John
son, chief field engineer for District
Highway 8ilierlnlendenl C. II.
Sampson of I,as firucrs. The survey
Is ennsiderrd a splendid piece of
Wln-ering hy liolh Hnrnpson and
Stale Knglneer Jostle ,. rilllclt.
The work on the Cliff mad Is Hie
beginning of a program of highway
construction In Orant rnunly which
during the next tiirre years will
cnlnll en expendlluro In the aggre
gate of 700,rXi and eventually iilve
tills part or Hie slate a syslem of
modem highways Dial will ho (he
equal of any In Iho en 1 1 re K011II1
Tills extensive mad building uro
gram wbs made possible by I he fnr
slglileilness of u Democratic con
gress, which prmldcd for Hie appro
priation 01. nunureos or muiioni or
loilars for federal old to Hie various
slalrs of Hie Uiilnii. Tho federal
road aid net. nasscd in IUI& already
hasvresutted in I he building of some
IH.om miles of public lilgliways
wimiiKiioui tne rountr-.
K. OF I'. I.OIXiK Wtl.l.
I'lT U1 HTUNTK 4U1A 23
Oinllnued fnim Page I, iUA 0.
Tng. Iinon orders of Ihe (treat and
hxaiini liumpty Dumpty. I com
mand you to choose from this
assembly five stalwart men. brave.
tried, true and found not wanting, lo
receive Hie Initiation bestowed noon
Fresh Kugs, I assure you. ladle
and gentlemen, Dial a nival honor
is aiKiui to lie hcslowcd uihiii Hiesr
men, and I waul In Impress upon
ynu ihe great soiemnlly of Hie occa
sion. I.rt not a smile he smole: let
Ihero he Ihe most silent nf si enees
let gn'at gobs of silenee hang aliout
litis sacred chamber like homceured
hams In a Vermont smokelinue
Of the CJHKrn Few.
The nllendsuls rhiHise Ihe candl
lates fnun Ihe crowd and line them
up iM'fore Scrambled Kggs.
Hammer (solullng): Most Ks
leemetl Herombted Hggs, bejiold Hie
Scrambled Kite: flenllemen. you
are Indeeil of Hie chosen few. and
noiiid m pmud or Ihe preference
shown you. May you lung remember
nights lesson and lie guided hy Us
cachings. Hammer and Tonus.
truck Ihe hoiHifu s In Ihe warehou
end prepare them for the ordeal
Hi-turn with I hem pmuui and brum
with you Ihe instruments of death
The candidate are marched to
he anteroom in Hie tune of "Turkey
in the Ptrawv Hammer leadum Hi
pnieeslon. Tongs bringing up Ihe
Willi I'eur und TrriiiMloo.
Tongs returns after candidate are
ready, salutes and announces:
rongs: llunoralile Seramb rd Kkim.
the candidates await your bidding
with rear, trembling and whiskers.
Scrambled Kggs: Herd I hem lie
Tongs makes clalmrato salute, re
turn and marches candidates In
They are dernraled with little paper
caps, false muslaches and goatees.
riiey march in single file In the
lockslep lo n funeral march and lake
position, heforo Scramblnl Kggs,
They are heailNl by Hammer am!
pillowed up liy Tongs, who pushes
a wheelharriey In which are promi
nent iy itiipiayeii a meat axe, a meat
aw and several lame knives.
on the altar liefnre Scrambled
test stands a hollow Imx conlahv
lug sown or eight eggs.
bcramtilcd hggs: Cieuls. he sealei!
In this Ihix behold n few heufnill
When the allcndaul passes before
you, you am Instructed to lake an
egg from the box. Upon this ecu
there is a number, written (hereon
by Iho Kxalted Ilumnly Dumnly in
Ihe hour of midnight This number
corresponds lo a pago In either the
Ancient Itook of I'ollywog or Iho
Antique Hook of Hat. The ordeal
you arc required lo go through In
order to become, a Krcsh Kgg Is
written In 0110 of Ihrso enlightening
hooks. You will follow Iheso In
slruclions as read to you, to the
Tho eggs ore then paurd by
Hammer, who holds litem well above
Hie heads of the candidates. As
each egg is drawn Scramhlod Kggs
Scrambled Kggs: Humble candl
dale, what Is the number ot your
2S Th Ct aM en asM Kslrinfriwi.
2S Ttt Cea( ssM m FirtJtM Ctk Skvt .
Ml Gt4 Rues, mM (W $15., wM t ft $H.M.
Cc44tHsW GUSIIUs, ttt, rW U-, rsiay H.N.
I Wte Bccirk Lasasi, refukr $21 tt $15, cmIi.
1 BATifc, Cossssosle ttwi Lavslsry at exactly wkekwlecet.
1 GtlvaaiMiI Ir Kmc, wertk $75, for $25.
OM&Qwut Ice CreM Freewr, worth 925, for SI 6.58
1 Btfry fef it, wertk m, ff $47.59,
0e Stekway Pio, 5175.W.
CARROLL & NORWOOD
WV. BW AND SKI.I. KVI ItYTlllXtl
leal to Which the hoivful must nub.
Omelet: Hy the Hook nf I'olly
wog. you are commanded lo mounl
Ihe platform and recite the rhyme.
liumpty liumpty sat on me wan.
As soon ns candidate does his
stunt, ho takes his seal, and attend
ant allows next candidate lo choose
HL'ramhled Kkks: Candidate, what
Is your numlier.
(Cundidatc answers) : Number -.
Scrambled Kggs: Hani Hulled,
read front the Ikiok of llitz the or
deal lo which Ihe hoieful must
Hani Dolled: On page of the
Hook of llaz, are the following (tr
Pntcediir will lie carried mil as
tlsive. wllh different stunts fur ran
dldales to do. until the flflh matt is
As attendant passe In fmul nf
fifth man. itmsuinahly lo alluw him
to rliuose an egg. lie accidentally
lets fall all the remaining eggs from
the shallow (mix Into candidate's lap.
However, as the eggs am previously
hanl Imlleil. 110 harm is done.
Minn Cllnu Ode.
Scrambbil Kggs- h there ap.
iieari d lo llndher - In lie a seri
ous mishap, Hie brother is excused
from any further ordeal.
Srramlilcd Kggs Trapping for at-
lenlion ' We will now sing our
rning ode Tho candidates who
have gone through these nerve rack
lug lesls so nobly, as well as ull
present, are not only invited but are
commanded In Join in litis song:
Hang lo the tune of
llumply Dumpty sat on Ihe wail
liumpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All llu' King's horses and all Iho
Couldn't put llumply Dumpty to
gether nfahi ahem.
Candidates lit the same (inter I bey
were marched In, In the tune of
"Turkey in the Slraw." Attendants
return and form an arch with spears
Ihmuuh which Ihe three ntfieiatlng
Aneient FUnrs march to the same
melody "Turkey in Ihe Straw '
Mexico to Go Dry to ,
Htlf On Liwer Classes
MEXICO CITY, D. F. July Hi.
legislation making alt Mexico "dry
Is being prepared for presentation
in the next congress at the olflee of
Provisional President do la Huerla.
The provisional president has de
rided on Ibis step as n means tif
accomplish Iho regeneration of Hie
Indian and halflireed races, which
are great consumers of alcohol, Kl
Hot Weather Conveniences !
Tlicra is no use of the ladies of this city making
housekeeping burden when there arc so many
electric.! fli .ances to lighten the work. You
can cook breakfast on an electric toaster, clean
house with a vacuum cleaner, and do your iron
ing with an electric iron. If you will call up wc
will send a man down to explain their merits.
The Columbus Ice & Electric Co.
GAS GOES UP
SKK WHAT YOU GET
OCT WHAT YOU 6KI2
Columbus Filling Station
MADE IN COLUMBUS
HOT Fllim OYKN EVKIIY DAY
NEW COLUMBUS BAKERY
Ailjnlnlna Hotel Clark.
Foxworth - Galbraith Lumber Co.
Wholesale and Retail .Dealers in
COMPOSITION ROOFING A SPECIALTY
Mth, ShlnglM, Hash,
Doom, Mouldlnus. Cn
mcnt. Mine, I'larier,
JAS. T. DEAN Be CO.
Staple and Fancy Groceries ,
flook of Bollywofl.
Candidaie.answvrs)! NitmlMT -
The Pnlace Market
I scramiilrd Kggs: Omelet, rend
FiMi MtiATS AND GROCEHtCS
from the, Book of PnllywoK Urn or-