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mm WW ?fj TV '''' "3WT--'',1S': OAXRIZOZO OUTLOOK. v: In usrKtown. Tbol'iirson I yo' contln lo pra'r mcctln' tonlRht, bruddcrf limddcr lllack Well, tih, no, salí; I rcKRln not. To tell tier troof, poli ion, I'h nlmln' to go tu do minstrel show dono gol a compcrmont'ry ticket. Tlio Parson llrodder IlIncU dar won't Im no minstrel shows t ti licavon! lirudder lllack Dun, If n fu do casi, nali, l'so kIio' gwlno tonight, whilst muli ticket' good. Joy, "Wo'ro getting up a May-day cole lirntlou, Onn you suggest any fea tures for lit" "I should tliluk moving pictures would bo rather approprlafo." Kill the Files Now and Prevent ill.eas. A DAISY Fl.Y KIM.EIl will do It Kills thousands. Lasts all season. All dealers or ill sent eipniM paid for $1. II. BOME11S. ISO Do Kalb Are.. HrooMjn, N. Y. Adr. Man of High Position. Bh'o I might marry If I could find a man I rould look up to, lie Well, tlicro'H tho man In the moon. YOttll OWN lllll'flfllftT Ml I.I. TKI.I. YOU Try Murine ! HfOHKlf fr ltld. Weak, Watry Kin anil (Itanulatrd Ktnllaat No Mmanlni iunt Kja rotaron. Wrlta fur Hook nt jha Uje by mall Vrro. Murloe Uye Iteoirdy Co., Chicago. Nearly ovcry joker proceeds upon tho theory that u hald-licadcd man Is one of tlm accessories of humor. If you wlili brnutlful, ele.ir white clollie, use lied Ctom Hag lllue. At all good grocers. 1 Adv. A (low of words Is no proof of wisdom. Backache Is a Warning Ttioussmli suffer klikíy Ills unaware. not knotting that the backache, headaches and dull, nervous, dlziy, all tlnd eondl lion are often due tu kidney weakens alone, Anjtlioity who suffers constantly from baokaetie should suapecl tho kldnejs. Some Irrrgutarlty of tlio accretions may give just the needed proof Doan'a Kid ney I'llli Iiuto Uen curing backache and tick kidneys fur over llfly years, A Colorado Case Mrs, John Drum. trrj fitlws ley, lit Twelfth HI., W'liJIotT" Oropley. Uulo. . sayal ''nonn's KM-no- I'IIIh saved my life. 1 had n per sistent lmrkaclio, headaches and diz zy pclls and wns alarmed. My feet nnd limbs awetlod unci my health was a wreck. Doctors wero puzzled and nothing liclpod mo until I ward Doan's Kidney l'llls. They res I on d mo In good licnllh and I am now free from kidney complaint." Ctt Do.n. at Any Stora, SOe a Ooi DOAN'S'VílíLV rOSTEU-MllilURN CO., BUFFALO. H. Y. A Soluble Antiseptic Powder to be dissolved in water ns needed For Douches In tho local treatment of woman's Ilia, ach as Inncorrhocs, ami lnilttiniimtlon, hot douches of 1'axtlns ra very elllcacloun. No woman who has ever used medicated douches will fall to Appreciate the clean and healthy condition Vallino produces and tho prompt rollof from sorencis and dlsromfort which ioiiows us uso. this i iwcause t'axtiuo rovies. superior clennslnp;, disinfect- ma; aim uoaiinp; properties. l'or tun years the I,ydla IS. l'lnkham Medicino t'o. has rec ommended I'nxtluo In their private correspondence with wo men, which proves Its superi ority. Women who havo tieen relieved say It Is " wotth Its weluht In cold." At druirelttii. Mo. large Imx or hy mall. Hmitplo freo. Tliu Paxlon Toilet Co., lloston, Mass. Constipation Vanishes Forever Prompt Relief Permanent Curo PAtlTEtl'C IITTIt? ' U I 1.14 LIVER PILLS never fall, rurelv vcRetu- 1)10 Oct Kiirely uui cenuy oil me liver. Stop after dinner distress-cure Indigestion. Improve tho complexion, bi ightcn the eyes, SMALL ril.L, SMALL DOSE, SMALL IMUCC Genuine mubt bear SiRiiature HsMmitti r SSSV HIV bl I LOSSES SUREtY PREVENTED .vt cwh' uiMkui pint, (rf.t fmh, rtUtit prtfirr! tf iMttn lUiunrn UciU tt BUCK ' 7 M tMt Mktrt tthtr ktMlS.S fill. I I. I Vrtu lor kyiiltx l nit iMilnniliti. 1 . r m is-sim ilia, eiiiti.t run tt.oe S-IA-iVJ ll-tH Btll. BlMkl.l Mill 4.BS , , VM l"lclor, yU CutlK'i blt, TM Slirwikdlr of Cuiur rrMurtl U itu to ottf 11 twrt Df irtrUmtnt In viMllts aaS ItrwiHl cnlr, Ulllt R CHttw't. ir tiiMHtlaiM, brdtr illmt. THK CUIItn tASOHArolir. Uiriilir, CUIInsla. m HAIR BALSAM A ." Ihfllia of lorrlt, IUI4 td vradlrldAilrS. ForKotnlaf Color and Oaautf loGr. or Fad ad I lab. Ma.mii.itii 1'funrt.u. TEUTONS LOSE TWO WARSHIPS QERMANS TOnPCDO ONE AMERI CAN AND THREE ALLIED VE8SEL8. TWO OTHER SHIPS SUNK BRITISH DESTROYER SUNK DUR ING RAIDS BY UNDER8EA CRAFT OF KAISER. Wtatarn Nawapipar L'nlon Mona HariU-a. Ixindon, May ' 3. (lcrmnn subma rines which for n couplo of weeks had been confining tlicmmlvcs to tho North Boa whero thoy sank a numbor of trawlers, cgaln havo mado their Ap pearance on tho trnda routes oft tho west coasts of Ireland and England and cnuaht two victima. Thoy wore tho Uritloh ntoatner Kdnlo, which was buiiIc off tho Bcllly Inlaiidn, and tho IIUBclan steamer Bvorono, which way attacked off tho Dlnsket Inlanda. In both cases tho crows wore saved. A Ocrman submarina on Saturday sank tho old llrltlsh destroyer ltecrult oft tho üallopar llglilBlilp In tho North Sen, but tho scorj was inoro than eqitnllzcd by other llrltlsh destroyers which after a stern chaso overtook mid sank tho two ücnnnn torpedo boats that had accompanied the submarino on h''. cruise, Somo of tito crow of tho ltecrult wero roscucd by tho Trawler Daisy, but us tho submarino fired on tho fish ermen thoy were compelled to leave tho othcra to their fnto. Tho llrltlsh destroyers rescued most of tho crows of tho German torpedo boats, anil two officers wero picked up by a passing steamer and taken to Ilollnnd. Ilesldcs these Incidents In tho North Ben tho German submarines continued their operations off tha Bcllly Islands and, in addition to torpedoing tho American tnnl; steamer ntilltllfiht, tho captain of which died of shock, and two men wore drowned, snnlc fio French steamer Uitropo and tho Ilrlt lull steamer Fulgent, tho captain of tho latter vessel being shot and killed. Tito American oil tank stoamor Gutfllght snlled from Tort Arthur, Tuxas, April 10, for Ilouon, Franco, Tho enptnin of tho nulfllght died of heart falluro when tho torpedo struck. Two seamen Jumped overboard, and were drownod. CHINA REJECTS JAP DEMANDS War Danaer Increased by Refusal of Peking to Accept Domination. Peking. Tho fhlncso government tins definitely refused nomo of the most Important demands inndo by Japan. On lenrnlng of China's deci sion, tho Jnpnncso minister, Kkl Illokl, wild to tho Chinese foreign minister, I.u Cheng Ilsiang: "I am sorry. I bellovo my government will bo ills nppolntcd." Tho Chlncso forolgu mill iliter, nt n meeting of representatives of two o tho governments, presented China's reply In the shnpo of a formal noto. This noto announced China's rejection of (Iruup V of tho Jnpnncso demands In Its entirety. This group ns originally submitted to I'hinn, contains what aro perhaps the most Important demands nmdo by Japan. DREW THE LINE AT WIDOWS Harper Orahood Freed of Conspiracy. Henvcr.Hnrper II. Orahood wns ac quitted of tho oharga of taking part In tlii conspiracy to defraud insurnnco concerns last fall of $19,000 through tho 'falto" dsalh of Vlvallny Turloy. LET WILSON CALL FOR PEACE. College Man Declares U. S. Should Take Lead In Ending European War. rhllHdolphla.'(l. LowoH Dickinson of King's Cnllego, Cnmhrldgn, Kng land, spanking to tlm American A cud emv (if Political nnd Bochtl Bclonce, outlined the following ns tho host mtiiiner in which Amnrlca could con tribute to tho maintenance nf world peace. Penco to lin OHlabllshed through tho Intervention of President Wilson. Tlio reinvention of a Con press nt which nit European states, belligerents and neutrals itllko should ho represented: such congress to bo presided ovr by President Wilson. Substitution qf the former system of alllnncps among Kitropcun powers with fin International guarantee of pencp, backed by force, If neccssti jr. President Wilson Is Oodfather. Wllllnmsltiwn. Mass. President Wil son becamo godfather of his only grandson here ami added to his du ties by promising to safeguard tho re ligious wuifarn of tho child, tho son of Mr.' nnd Mrs. Francis U. Bayrn. School Superintendent of Purltyvllle Explained Situation to Young and Pretty Woman. "Well, now that I have seen Purlty vllle, I can seo how anybody would take almost any kind of a chanco to get away." Bite's an Indianapolis grass widow, clever. Tho grass widow went to Purltyvlllo and asked the school superintendent for a job. Ho pried Into her past tike a dotcctlve, and Anally drew from her that sho was a dlvorcco. Tho superin tendent threw up his hands. "My dear young woman," h said, "I am sorry that I cannot employ you. Wo are opposed hero to the employ, mcnt of widows of bath classes. Our school board has a sort of unwritten law against It." Tho grass widow sighed and looked out of tho window. "Hut I am a widow through no fault of mine," tho young woman Insisted. "It was tho husband who erred. And, besides, single women also havo betn known to kidnap married men from tliclf'famlllcs." "Yes, yes, I know," tho superinten dent chirped; "but tho singlo onu ara not so bright and attractive." Blie folt tho need of employment, nnd had heard that Purltyvlllo was In the market for school teachers. Now, Purltyvllle Is n nice, live city not far from Indianapolis, but It haB a repu tation for following fad reform waves, local gossip and flutter of municipal dissension. No, sho didn't get tho Job. Indian apolis News. M aajujjlaa Tía i ,aaaaa aaaaaaa Exercise Enough. "I supposo you climbed tho Alps whon you woro abroad?" "No; Just ran up a bill, that was all." How seldom docs one need to use nnllfat on an obeso pockctbook. WHY FAMOUS PASTRY COOKS 1 Baking Powder The patrons of our first class hotels and restaurants are exact ing -they demand the best Women jjo where the pastry and cakes jito noted for their excellence. Men arc attracted by hot bread and! biscuits when fresh and moist and light The pastry cook with a reputation uses K C Baklnfl Fowdcr because he knows that results arc certain; every time everything Is as good as his best Then, too, with K C Baking Powder he can mix the various Kinds of batter before the rush of the meal bcjlns and bake as needed so that every order goes to the table fresh and hot, yet the last nc uaKcs arc just as good as tne Jirst. The reasons behind these reasons is that K C is really a blend of two baking powders. One commences to give off leavening gas as soon as moistened. The other requires both moisture and heat to make it active. Dough or batter will remain In a partially, leavened condition for hours, and when put In the oven, will come up as light as if mixed a moment before. For cookies, pancakes, doughnuts and the like, which cannot all be baked at once, K C Is Indispensa ble. For all baking thedoublc raise makes doubly certain. a Follow tha example of the profctilonal cook and tour baking ulll be equal to hit. MEN'S 2.00 3 3.50 '4.00 4.50 '5 5.50 SHOES WOMEN'S 2.00 '2.50 '3.00 '3.50 & '4.00 SHOES BOYS' 1 .75 2 2.50 3.00 MISSES' 2.00 & 2.50 YOU CAN SAVE MONEY BY WEARING W. La DOUGLAS SHOES TT. T Douelas alinea uro mude of til best ilniiirstlo anil Imported learners, on ins laieat luoucis, carciuuy coniiruvinii uj iiib most einart last una puiirrn manara in una country, no ulnar make it you could vlalt tlio MUUiiuclnafarloiy nt llrneklon, Mats., anil are lion carefully III allocs sire uiuile, m tha lilgh urailn leathers uaeil, you noulil then limit i alund why they look nnd fit bitter, hold llielr sliapound wroi longer thnn oilier makes lor tl, prltr. of equal prlres, can i-oiniwlo with V. I, . Douglas shoes for alyle. iroruinaiisiiin and quaiuT. shoes they are unsurpassed. As coinfortaulo, easy walking The 3.00, 3.50 nnd 4.00 shoes will clvo second service ThaM.C0,8.00 and a other make, costlue 8)4.00 to S3.00, 8)6.00 ahona comparo favorably vrltU other makea cosllue BU.OO to S4.00, theroare many nietiiind women wear shoes. Consult them nnil they will trll Douglna shoes cannot be excelled lax ' Wlierovrr vnu IneW.I-lioucias rou mat IT, 1 llio price. CAUTION! !kmrvi1 OA tha hattnm. worth tbt tirire pAU! (or ihera When btirlrtfl W.Tj. look (or m NAMjil Dmtttu tho AND I'ltici: For S3 yean W U tiouilai has i tee tetl IhAWfrnrM' Init hlih prlcrt (or inferior ihoM br batloi Hi NAM!; AND 1IUC 8tlONl thm Un.! ttrlrfl da Id (or them. For 32 mt W L lu&rtoiwht ibir vitli sod protect dl ihnwrnrff liouilai I imt hi Nil PI til Kttapcd on i ho bottom Ixlor they irtve tha (triors Do not periuitlnl to uk tome othtr makt cliltnri in b unt u It your ileiler ennnnt supply Jon, irrita for lllut trntml CnlKloir tbowlns how to order by mall. W. I, lM)Utflm,BlQSimrkHt., Itrocktnn. Mum. r.TaaajF, - w wrsmSW! "w j.du ry. until lav; va .tu. W. L. Douilai KtfOes are spiel .i....-i.'in stores In the elites shoe alrre nr. where DEWAItE OP SUnSTITIITKS Sure to Win, "Do you think," imlü tho llrst jiart ner In tho law Hrm, "that wo can win In this caso of Johnstono's?" "Why, cortnlnly," sultl tlm second ditto. "We'll win ntout two thousand dollars In fees, at uny ralo." Tho man who won't listen to reason Is usually tlilnktiiR tho saino thing nbaut you. Red Cress 1!.ir lllue makes the laundress hippy, makes clothes whiter than snow. All (00(1 crucera. Adv. A good many spirit inanlfrstatloim coma nttcr visits to tho bar. Why send your money away for "barsrain fooHnnr" tvhen von can get tlio best roofing at a rea sonable price of your own local dealer whom you know? Buy materials that last Certain-teed Roofing Is frtiarnntecd In writing S years for 1-ply, 10 years ior 2-ply, and 13 yenrs for 3-ply, nnd the responsibility of our me mills stands behind tins guar antee. Its quality is the highest and its price the most reasonable. General Roofing Manufacturing Co. llerhTS Jarem tnaflNSbfiirrf JloqlAtf aatl Hull.!!.? iitrt aurrucuca emu. umis nteiaarr eyuaf howari e. mm symHD Spclmer. price t Clold, BÜTr Lrad. It iflold. VllTrr, otUold.fAsiZtnoorCoppfr.tl. Mulling iavr.opefjatut full prlcalUikwnt n application, .eadvllle Oolo ttt Car bona l KaL Uxuik. WORMS. "Wnriny", that'a nhat'a the mntlrr of Vm. Mlnmarb atd lu testlnal worm.. Nearly o. hail kh dUtrmurr Cot ynu too luneta to frtM 'em. tiok bail are lari Don't phy.io 'rm to ileiilh. Spolm'a Cure will remore the worm., Inirn-ute the etiprlile, no1 tune m tin all round, ami don't "pliy.lc " Aria on ttlatnt. and Mood. Ktill tllrcctluna with each bottle, and .old by all drniMtiRta. SPOIINMF.IMCAL, CO.. Chemists. Cod Comforts the Suffering, Ood wants tu tin moro to us In time of keen suffering thnn at any other timo of our lives, "May her tlnys of Buffering ho her best days," prayed tino for tho paln-rackcd tils-oitsc-strlt'kcn wife of a dear friend. A parent's lovo Is never so tender ns when a littles child clines tu It throuRli tears of sorrow, In agony of body or mind. So Clod's lave, unsearchablo In Kb richness at nil tiincH, means most to us whon wo cIIiik closo to lilm un HceliiK, In the midst of Buffering. Tho closer wo not to his lovo and the moro wo realize our titter dopeudenco upon It, the bettor our days will bu. Lot us not rob ourselves of tlio blcgsltiRH ho longs to Bond us In theso our best days of need. Sunday Hcliool Times. Where New Yorhsrs Come From, Halt tho residents at Now York city's Mnnhnttaii nnd one-third of thoso of Itronx boiough nro foreign' horn, ltiissln, Italy, Ireland anil Our many, In the order named, wero tho birthplaces of most of Manhattan's forclgn-born, whllo Germany's sons and daughters luild thoso of all other nations ubtivo thu Ilnrleni. Not Qullty. "Willie, what does this meant I found a box of oluarcttus In your pocket." "Yes, mamma. You seo. 1 took em nwny from Jlniinlo Jones bo ho wouldn't smolta 'em." A Failure. "Mn, Is marrlngo n falluroT" "I guess so, my dear, I mnrrled your father to reform him," Somo men practico economy only when they are buying for th'elr wives. Goshen, I ml U S A. EVERY WOMAN wishes to look her best. You will never know what YOUR BEST Is until you try ZONA the wonderful healer and bcautlller. Send one tilmo and wo will mall you a beautiful opal Jar of ZONA with a 10-cent silk sponge lor applying. Write at onco. Zona Company, w'AK Pianos P;i: Vicf roías Mention catalog ou ate Interested In atnl we'll scud it Ireo, prepaid, with lull lufgi matlon of Our "UASY PAY IM.AN." We prepay freight charges and lull under a money Hack i;uarau(co THE KNIGHT-CAMPOELL MUSIC CO.,DoMCf,Cola BEE SUPPLIES Pall 10 Iba. Thebeato Hon- nitlir llflUrt , ey, (alíiilfa) II T5 ol- HUHt llUNtl i.al.1. I'iill 10 IU. Amber " IIUHI-I Hlruloed llonrjr (wild llowtr) 11.93 jutitpuld. ns Clárala llaaty FiaJacari Am. , COa., Daanr PANAMA HATS Send ii. yoarhai. to b. blrathaal ar,d blmlrd. VI raano a-id. Alt worh I. juaranintl. Price for jidln'ortlrn . Ilau.ll.tia We pay mumclutriee, etsus hit riassr, itn Tr.i si, euiia, rout W. N. U., DENVER, NO. 19-1916. \n\n NnrTMlClir Baalae Calcas rilnittii fk.W.lalla Alltata ClaialaiJ pali.lt Jl. UaU Claataaatl KauaaCUr MiuaatIs