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i Tilly stopped stoppelironing ironing and listened listenedThe listenedThe listenedThe
The pounding with its accompani accompaniment aco01l1nuiUlont accoutpaulmont ¬
mont of baby language had ceased coneodcloddy ceasedBoddy censeduUoelc1y
cloddy Doo looi Buddy Pool called colledTilly caUeelTJ1y calledTilly
Tilly in alarm Had ho run away awayaiu nw y yagalurOh
agalurOh agaiu aiu Oh dear loafIt dearIts lelUlIt
Its It H that granmothor knot I tieduho tic tied tlodlriho 11 I IIIho
uho thought If I only could learn learnto len1to learnto
to tie n square ono ho couldnt undo undoSho I IShe
She got down from flomthe the salt box in n alinrry nlurry nltnrry
linrry lurry It fell over with a littlo crash crashTilly craabli1Iy
Tilly was ice HO shPrtand all short rhul and tho table tnbl was so sotall sotl11 sof
f ° tall that tho salt boxwas box was as necessary
to ironing day as 8 tho thoirolla irons themselves themselvesBoddy themaehosnoddy themselvesIioddyf
Boddy nod BoddyDooolslmocalled Boddy y Doo Doooolsho ooshocallod ooshocallodnil cnlloc1 cnlloc1nil I
nil tho way out to tho apple tree Yes Yesjust Yesiuat Yesjust
just as she had expected Hed run runaiay runJ runavcnyl
J aiay l1n1 Tho clothesline trailed away awaywith aW j jwilh
I + t with sinuous curves down to the little littleonehinged tittloouoMugec1
6 onehinged ono hiuged gate but there was W fI no noJlodorick nolto noIt
It Jlodorick lto orick Dim rosy and dimpled c1hnlellnlHl c1hnlellnlHldirty and anddirty
f r1 dirty nt its end Only his orumplypink orumply clumpy clumpypink
pink flunbonnot with tho white whiteokol whiteokoldot whitepokerdots poker pokerdots
° dots dot was all Igft ft of him lilly snatched snatchedit
f it up
upBoddy Boddy Doboo Boddy Dooooool DoooooolWhere DoooooolWhel Doo oo oil oilWhoro
r Whoro Where are youop youoo yon oo she Hhokept kept calling callingunconsciously calling11ncolla
unconsciously 11ncolla iouBly poetic There was very ory
little poetry in Tilly Gambles hard hardunsheltered hardl1usholtorodhttlo hardunsholtorod
unsheltered l1usholtorodhttlo littlo life I1fenull and BO much muchprose muchBrace
prose proset 1 Brace > 10801 10801lho
t The big calico caHconpro apron that wont with withthe withtho withthe
the irons and tho salt box trailed trnilCll10uuIlrillyu trailedround
round 10uuIlrillyu Tillys toes to08nmlgot and got in their way waypersistently wnyporsi9tontty wayporsistontly
persistently Thojjrmnplyfluubonnot Thojjrmnplyfluubonnotilnpped rho crumply unbonnot unbonnotjnl1elngainst
flapped jnl1elngainst against her knees as she scur scurried
01 ried on onWhoren onWhoren onShoran
Whoren the crated worlds herun herunto hernlltoh her tun tunto
to toh sho gasped gSlO Ho aint ailltup up tho thoroad thoI theroad
I road or down OWI1 the tboromIor road or Bross crossways ways othe o 0the
> < the road I cant seo a 1 single inch of ofhim ofJ1I1n ofhim
him and its too far to tho riv Oh Ohno Obnoilonol Ohno
no noilonol noilonolShosluulderetl ho no nol nolShe
at She Shosluulderetl shuddered all overhcr over her thin little littloframe littlefrnme littleframo
> frame acid the freckles on her small smallface smallrncoltoOtl smallface
face rncoltoOtl stooil out out111uly unduly prominent on onits onits onits
its its sudden whiteness whitenessHe trliitonessIIo yhitone8RII
He II never l1overcouhl could run thoro with withauoli withsuch withHuoh
such teentyrtonty short logs Jcgshe Jcgshecouldnt logshocouldnt ho
> < couldnt I ho couldnt conldntl Sho comforted comfortedliorsnlf comfortcc1llersott comfortedhorsnlf
liorsnlf but tho fright stayed 8ta ell behind behindin behindin
in her heart That terror was never neverquite 11001quite neverquito
quite out of Tillys heart except at atifight atI atalight
I alight when Bodoriolc Dhu was asleep asleepAndbeyond nslco nslcol11d >
Andbeyond l11d bO01ll its roach roachOhdearl leaobbll roachOlmdearl
Ohdearl bll 1 eRr I sometimes she thought thoughtif
wry 4tH if MososJIrndya Moses Jlradys last name wasonly was only onlyBnlrusltes
Bulrushes Dulrus leR and ho had hllll a miracle rod rodaud lO lOnud rodautl
aud could cou1chlry dry that river upl upll1 III IIIBat
But l1 Boddy Doo had hnclnot not run away awn awnto
to the t1l0liYC1 river filly found f011nelhimof him himof of nil nil1lo
f + plocosl 1lo lPcOalin eslil1 in Gorshom Flints JJI it ta front frontyard frontiml frontord
ord yard iml Was there over such n baby
there before Dl Did i over another baby babyrummage bRbyrum babyA
A rummage rum nqgo among his flower bedst beds bodsIt bCtll1It
t It terrified filly to see him him there tboroI
t I I She t caught ight him up and twisted him himin hillinhor himin
in inhor her apron apronO ilprOJ1O
O Boddy Dool she cried softly
You YOIUnl1 ran away you naughty baby babyyon bnbyYOI1 babyyou
yon naughty 11 naughtyBuddy naughty nu ghly UOlhly foot DooFowl DoolFowl footFowl
Fowl fowl fo I Boo lIoel piped Roderick Boderick3hu RoderickDlmit
1 DIm opening his tiny moist palm lnh l to todisplay tot
1 t display a 1 brokenspirited brokon spiritcd flower flow r or two twocrushed twoI
I I crushed crusholiuto into it it His littlo face peep peepingout POO POOt
t r I ingout ing out of Tillys t ilIYH apron was freighted freightedwith froightodwith freightedr
r with mischievous glee gleeMo gloeuMo gleeV
V It uMo oSowl Mo fowl ho cried struggling to togot toget togotdown
got gotdown gotdownNo down downNo lowno
No o no no more flowers Boddy Rodd RoddDoo
a Doo must go right homo lone with Tilly Tillynu lilIjnu
nu never novjor nover run away awayngaiul nwn awayt
r t r ngaiul An 0 Bodily Doo when you youlo ou oui
i < lo rua away nwn dont run to this mans manshouse manAhouBo
1 d house Ho dont like littlo babies babiesnaughty bnhllHnnughty babiesK
K t > naughty nnu h babies she added pointing pointinga
r 7 a hasty moral moralShe 1I1 moralc l I It
c t She hurried home and retted Roll Bodoriok RollJ Rodr
J r oriok Dim with an extra knot to thef the theropes
f ropes end nll Then she wont back to toher toir
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t ir her ironing It was Mrs ltlrsPrimhlos ltlrsPrimhloshoning Primblos Primblosironing Primblosironing
+ ironing but when hon Tilly took it homo homoby hOl11oy hontorf
rf by > y and nl by a sharp disappointment disappointmentawaited dlSQlIlloiutmontawalted
3 awaited her herYon herr herlYon
r r lYon Yon neednt come after the clothes clothesnext clothesnoxt clothesr clothesnext
next Tuesday rn 811I1Y Tilly Iill Mrs MrsPrim1Jlo MrsPrim1Jloj Primblo Primblosold
u j sold nh1 an you neednt go to Miss MissKathrinps MillsRathdnos
4 Kathrinps neither She told me to toBay to811Y
t Bay 811 so She ho an aif raos e8goin gels to put tit out outour outonr outa
a t our our wnshms au irQnins JrOlun both Weve Wevedecided Weot
k lri > t decided toc to toMay touMyml
+ c May uMyml may I do em for or you youasked youasked ou oud
d asked 11 Tilly eagerly eagerlyYou eager eagerlyr 1
r You child Why youre Y0l1rocrazy1 Y0l1rocrazy1I crnzyl crazy
I t You Yonaintl1omoloflttOSc11 aint aiutno no more fit to scrub than thn tf tft A ABwaddlin1 aswaddli11
I t l < i Bwaddlin1 innu1Uinbl1 babyt bAby bAbyOh Y
41 t h t I 401 Oh 1 yes Mis 1Ii s Primblo P r11111J 1 0 Im I Imxenl JD real realBtrong reo reot l
t + V t J Btrong strongfcbl feel of my arms rmsAn Antheyre AntheyrejttBlasj An tboy theyre theyrey1 e el
l P y1 t 1 r 5k a ji8 jttBlasj a as tough to ht I I Arisht rwlehtyoljd II5QtJot yoid llet lletP let loti
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ly sharp Besides weve got n nwoinnn 8wO ariofnat
woinnn wO non all spoke to Hows Bodily Bodilyshe Roddys11e
she s he added hastily bnatilyohanglng changing the sub subject ¬
foot
Whatm Whnt m Oh Bodily Ro < ly Doo lies Hespretty 1I0sllrottj liespretty
pretty well wollthauk thank you OU jnamn 1 1guess Iguess 1uess
guess g uess Id bettor bo safe now nowOut naryOut 1 1Ont
Out in the street Tilly1 toner littleands little littleImndu littlohnndll
ands h boat tattoo against her horBielcs horBielcsShe AidesShe aides aidesShe
She winked rapidly to kVop back the thotonrfl t110tear8 thetours
tours V VShemights
tear8She
Shemights She J lights well1 wollo vo said it she shethought shehought
thought t bitterly She mights mightswollvo mightswollo mightswollvo
wollvo enid you dont iron emsmuotlm em emsmooth em811woth
smooth enough Tilly Qwnblo an anyou anyou stnyou
you wouldnt wash em clean I Iguess Igucss Iguess
guess I knew what she meant 1oh IoliI
1 should Hh ultl hope you aint ni11 t sofa to t cry
lilly illy or 1 1Im Im ashamed o you yes I Iam Inml Iawl
i am awl
amBut
But in the th night Tillys tears per pornistod l persistod > cr crHlstitl
nistod in pushing their way out She Shecould Shocouhlnot Sbecould
could couhlnot not wink them back In her herplain herIllin herpluhm
plain little nightgown she sat up upstraight UlHtInight upstraight
straight in bed and gazed into the thodarknoHB theclatlmoll8 thearkness
darknoHB d unseeingly Mechanically Mechanicallyshoput lIochanicnllyshe
shoput she put outlier out her hand and patted Itoddy
DOOH warm little body beside 1Ios1 < 10 herver her herover herovor
over o ver and ClIHloer over again it comforted her heromobody
1 Somebody oll1obollj else has got to lotjno lotjnoiron let mo moiron 110 110iton
j iron site showas was thinking Ive got gotto gotto getto
to do something If Ifif if I dont out nn anan nnnn nnan
an tho money mono gets all gone then thenIll thonIll thenIll
Ill have to carry carry toddy Uo dy Doo to the thosylum thea thesylumOit
sylumOit sylum a lllmOh Oh I cant I cant cantPoor cnntlPoor cantPoor
Poor little Tilly Till y I Tho thought of ofthat oftha ofthat
that tha was more than oven her stout stoutlittle 8toutlittlo stoutlittle
1 little heart could could1Jearto bearto bear to have Boddy ltoc1 y
Boo taken away from her It had hadstared bndRtnred hadstared
stared her ill tho face over since her hermother hormothor baranother
mother died That lb at was nearly a year yearago yearOgOllOW yearago
ago OgOllOW OgOllOWIf nowIf now nowIf
If Mis Primblo an Miss Ii8S Knthrino Knthrinohad Iiathrinohad athrinohnll
had given her up 11 an an tho Peters Patersmoved Petersmoved Potersmovetl
moved avnyan away nwnyUnuthojre nn theyre gain to tomoaned tal talmoallol1liII tomoamedfillyin
moaned moallol1liII moamedfillyin Tilly in tho dark what shouldslmo should shouldsho Hhonltlaho
i sho do She couldnt go out ontto on to workthere work workthere workthot
there thot was Roddy Doo And nd the themoney thonono themoneymothers
money moneymothers nono mothers money monoywRs was almost almostgone almostgOlle almostgone
gone goneAnother gOlleAnother goneAnother
Another trouhlebut trouble but Tilly would wouldnot wouldnot wouldnot
not think of of that tJmtwas was tho littlo shanty shantyouse
house h ouse they lived iu By B and by tho thoman thomnn theman
man that owned tho land was going totear to totear totenr
tear it down and build a great now nowhouse newhOllse nowrouse
house rouse By and by h byits its very cr indoli indolinitenesft indolinitouess
nitenesft comforted Tilly rill and there therewore th therervoro ro roworo
wore nearer dangers now to broodover brood broodover
i over Until by and tul by sho and andBoderiek nnllUOilorick andIloileriek
Boderiek Dim were permitted to live liverent liorelit
rent free in tho tiny unkempt house houseBut h0118eIInut houseBut
IInut But you cant live in froo houses houseswithout hOllselwithout housedwithout
without eatin ran on tho childs childsanxious 04 childsauxions i 111 8 8nudollH
i anxious thoughts an an1 you cant eat eatwhen entwhen eatwhen
when there aint anything nu thing nu folks folkswout folkswont folkswont
wont let you y u iron their clothes Oh Ohdear Ohc1ol1r Oltdear
i dear mo moIt mel melIt timeIt I
It was very cry Into when nt last the thestifl tbostiOlittio thestiff
stiff stiOlittio little figure swayed Rwn oll back on the thepillow tholillow thepillow
pillow lillow asleep nlllec There followed harddnq hard harddays hardI1IL
days I1IL dnq s 1 for Tilly 1il1 illy She hardly hart1l know how howHIO howHho howize
HIO Hho s ize got through them tho load 011er 011 onher 011hOl
her h er heart cart was so heavy and the dread dreadof dreadof
of < the II sylum 8 htll1 loomed so beforebar before beforeher hoforeher
her herTho
Tho Iho Peters moved away nwo and one oneby oueh oneby
by h oueTillys one Tillys Blender little means of ofsupport ofRltpport ofsupport
support seemed to desert her Shekept She Shekept ho hokOl1t
kept her trouble to herself and when whenthoro whenthoro whenthroe
thoro was no help > for it alto sot her herlittle berlittle herlittle
little white teeth t etll and got Itoddy nOIlt1 Doorent Doo Dooreally Dooroo
rent really roo 1J It was n very Yor short process processTho luocessrh processTllp
Tho rh night before tho day she had set setto ROtto setto
to carry alr him to tho orphan asylum RI ltll11sho ltll11shoIl1t she shelay sheay
lay l ay awake all night with tho baby ba1J in inher inher inher
her arms and his sweet warm breath breathfanning breatl1Cauiting broadfanning
fanning her cheeks Her trembling
t
lingers patted Iattotl him incessantly hour hourafter bollrafter hourafter
after hour hourJust bourJnltas hourJuat
Just Jnltas as the faintcstdaylight began bcgauto
to creep roo intot1mo intothe in toJho wprJkl erld Qr l Tillys inspi inspiration in8piratilln inspiration ¬
ration camotivher cnmollit her rIt It took away nR her herbreath ber1Jrenth herbreath
breath It ftbt thor her pulses lm1acsueaHng lm1acsueaHngwith beating beatingwith beatingwith
with wild Jrinn Triumphant hnt joy She Shehugged Sholmssclt Sitehugged
hugged BodilyDoo Rod yoo fiercely fiercol against againsther againstber againsther
her breast anti then crooned over him himtill himtill himtill
till ho went to sleep 8loo again againIll RgniulIIll againIll
lIIll Ill do it Ill do itl she whispered whis whispered whisperod ¬
pered ulll Ill go today tOllayoh oh Im Imgoin Imgointo gain gainto
to keep Buddy Doo DooIo Ive found a away nwayl away
way wayl
wayGcrshom Gcrshom Flint was the richest andthe and andthe andtho
the hardest man in Prospectville ProspectvillePeople I ProspectrilleP00110 > rollpechillePoople
People said 110 had been keen andsnug and andsung ucl uclsung
sung and nnd4arl hard as R hit hiaovnnnme own own name The Theboys Theboys rhebO8
boys nicknamed him hil11Skiu Skin Flint I Hllt andto and andto amIto
to all nppoarancod appearances ho admirably fittodthe fitted fittedtho flUoltho
tho unsnTory t uusavo n8 T9rt 7 tamo About half th thIt the
It J
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lioudcsJn 1iou c Jn tliotowii tlip t1i towrV worp w ro under niort tnortgage inert inertgngo
gage gBge to Gcrshom Oer 1m Flint Jin hintwoo wop w o betide botidothorn betMthom betidethornand
thorn thornand Iand nnd n n Rshnr sharper > pr mrm mnncotill could not noteasily noten8ily notteasily
easily have havo1Je boon J1 found fonndto to carry DO DOninny 00ritnuy soninny
ninny Of f other peoples burdens burdousThat burdensThat bnrd u uThat
That was what people said H old oldMary 011MarJ o11Diary
Mary Jossup who had kept Gcrshom UershotnFlints GcrshomFlints QerRhoIUI
Flints I hoso lion ho so for him for or 20 ° 0 yearsthought years yearsthought yel1rsthought
thought different dlfiorouti no one know it If Ifshe Ifsho Ifshe
she could have told of many quiet quietgood qtqotgooll quietgood
good deeds dooilsdonednringall done during all those years yearsshe yearssite c ra rashe
she never did toll Her Herfacons faceaa grave grnvoand graveand rpe rpeand
and and stern au her iriaators n was was us inscrnteblo in inscrutable inC1l1tnbl ¬
scrutable C1l1tnbl They lived their lonely lonelyuneventful 10l1elyuuevel1fI11lioo lonelyuuovonjful
uneventful uuevel1fI11lioo liven in nppnfout indiffer itidilforonceto indifference ndllo1CllCO ¬
ence onceto topboplp people aiidpcoplpH tongues tonguesAt
At his breakfast OHO day Mary MarYI1 MarYI1hl1niltCl in interrupted ¬
terrupted him iinm ilt f ainunusual unusual way fy She Shewas ShoWll8 Shewas
was smiUiig nlltlh01 and her master J felt tt ttsm a asudden 1 1stu1t1un >
sm sudden itlon wonder ondo1 r that ho had nOel novor seen seenbefore aeenhcCoro seen seenbefore
before how really gqdd Hq l1 looking Mary Mnrywas Marywall Marywas
was wast
t Theres some Botno youngonoR tOt1l1gJ 8 to pc pcyon eep eepyou meoyon
you yon sir Mary said They The coino coneto conetothe to totho
11 the front door t rOQral1 aimthoyre I th it YJo I ITheres waiUn waiUnrh waitiuThorns
Thorns rh res a 1 little littlegftl g gal lnn ana an n II bllb bllbObih1rento baby
Children Obih1rento to sed mol mo GorshomFlints 001sho111FJintJ Gorshom GorsbomFlints
Flints voice had astonishment in itItwas it itIttwasjwcli itIt1
Ittwasjwcli It1 Itwas IS ucli nu nl1til1ll1t unusual al occurrence occurrencecWiilfcfufWientiAd ocoulrencchn occurronco occurroncoch
cWiilfcfufWientiAd chn ch ld H qnl lrWh Wlienltn u1 1 d anychildren any ohi1lheu overb over overbefciVtp overb
befciVtp b nf ltp tsee see SCOl11111 him before beforeWhore beColo1fof beforet
t 1fof atr < tt tilsiuuh iLlul ltsiel pitsltodLawny Lawny nwny his hisclintr hisclinur
clintr clinurWhore
Whore did you youlcavethcm1ilary lcaro IeavoJthomMnry thennlfary
t he asked 1 with 11 affected n a i iI indiflcronce indiflcronceI huli crencc crenccI
I asked em in but the little gal galsaid gnlsaid galsaid
said shed stay to the th door Shus Shoagot Shoagottho gotthe got gottho
tho baby tied to her herShes horShos herShes
Shes got whatThe what whatTho wbatlho
The baby sir sirtied tied to her with withBtring n nstring astring
string She said she had to or hed hedrunaway hedrun hedrunaway
runaway run awny
Oh Well go and nndletoh fetch em in inhero inhere inhero
hero Toll Tellem em Ive only got a min minute minuto nmimiuto ¬
uto to spare Hurryem Hurry eln up
Confound it itl What could any chil childjjon ohidtcn oltilden
djjon den wantof wnnt of himjQorshoinFHnt Ho Howasnt Irewasnt liewasnt
wasnt really on n visiting torms with withany withRnyof withany
any Rnyof of their kind must bo little littl beg beggars beggnra beggars ¬
gars confound em emHo emHo I
Ho took outhis out his watch wat wntchaid hRtll and held helttlt it in inhis illIhis inhis
his hand as Tilly and andloddyfoo lloddy Doo enmo enmoin camoin < nmoin
in Bodily Doo was tugging back on onhis on11iB onleis
his leash stoutly His small round roundface loundfaco roundface
face was wnsery very shiny with recent soap soapsuds sonp8uds soapSuds
suds and nndlJUckcrocI puckered with grieved re rovolt revolt 10olt ¬
volt olt
filly put both hands on his tiny tinyshoulders tinyshoulde1s tinyshoulders
shoulders nand pushed him toward Gem Gorshom 001shom Gemshout
shom Flint Her face wns full of ofeager ofcnger ofeager
eager purpose purposeI 1111 > 08e 08eI
I camo cnmoRoddy Koddy Doo make n bow bowquick bowquickto bowquickto
quick quickto to tho man limnto to get you to tomortgage tomortgnge tomortgage
mortgage tho baby bah she said If Ifyou IfYOI1 Ifyou
you pleasesho please situ nddodin lu1t1od in polite p lito after afterthought afterthought afterthought ¬
thought thoughtMr
Mr Flint stared astonished astonishetiHey astonishedHey astonishedHo
HeyTo Hey HeyTo Ho HoTo
To mortgage tho bnby babyhim him you youknow youknow ou ouknow
know prodding Itoddy Doos fnt fntcheek fntcheek fatcheek
cheek with her linger I want him himmortgaged himmortgnged himmortgaged
mortgaged right off olfif if you please pleaseItn IllolseIts pleaseIts
Its thoway tho wny thoydo thlY do when whonwhou when they
havent any more money monojloft loft isnt it itshojisked itshensked itsltoasked
shojisked eagerly Sho had gone up upquite upquito n1quite
quite close to him and wns peering peeringwistfully peeringwistfully IeelingwistfullJ
wistfully into his stern face Boilerick Uoc1erick Boiler Roderick
ick Dim on tiptoe reached up and nndoluched lIudoluohOll andeluched
oluched his dangling watch chain with witha I Ia
a murmur of approval The little littlemoist littlelIuIiHt littlennoist
moist velvety ychot hand touched his for foran foran fornu
an instant on its waThe way wa wa1he
The girls anxious ant ous face close to his hisface hisfnce hisface
face tho babys touch unfamiliarly unfamilinrlyoddly nnfnmilialljodlll unfamiliarlyoddly
oddly odlll pleasant and above all the ex extraordinary oxtrno1dinnt extraotlinnry ¬
traordinary trno1dinnt proposal conmbi combined com hilletl ed to together togethor togother ¬
gether to produce prod I1oduco co n strange effect otTechllloU otTechllloUUerlhom efieetupontlershon upon uponOershom
Oershom Flints senses If ho had hadover landover
over cried or laughed in his life ho howould hewoultl hoWeald
would have hotter understood the con confusion confusion confusion ¬
fusion of sensations As it wan ho homerely homorel homerely
merely morel waited for further develop developments deolopmont8 developmoits ¬
ments What would come next nextWont uodWont nextflout
Wont you do it asked Tilly n nlittle alittle
little note of apprehension in her hervoice heroico hervoice
voice lIes a beautiful baby to tomortgage tol1 totnortgnge
mortgage l1 I wisht you ou would wouldYou wonldlYou wouldYou
You wish I would hey Mort Mortgage Mortgage 01t 01tgago
gage the babyhoy bab ho Come herelittle herelittlechap l1Clelittlochap horolittlochap
chap chapGorshom chapQorsb0l11 chapGershomt
Gorshom Flint actually Rctnall lifted tho thochild thechild
child to his knee in an awkward n un unaccustomed lInnccufltol11cd nunccustomed ¬
accustomed way Little anuseswrinkles anuses nmusedwrinkles numacdwrinklcs
wrinkles were beginning to radiate rndiatefrom lallintoI radiatefrom
from the corners of his eyes o eyosstiflly elRhm elRhmnOJ stiflly stifllyas I
as if time skin were unused altogether altogetherto
to tho process process > fOCCflH A warm spot IIJotsolll IIJotsolllwhOlo some somewhere somewllero ¬
where in Gernhom Flints heart was wasmanifesting wnsUlanifcsting witsmanifesting
manifesting itself insistently inRiHtent1 He Heran Horl1n lieran
ran his fingers + lightly over the wrig wriggling wriggling wriggling ¬
gling baby bah body 1JIl1 as if testing its sotnti11e99 sound soundness aOIUHln088 ¬
nessWhat ness What do you Oll value him nt ho hoasked hoaBkctl hoasked
asked gravely gravelyW glaye glayeWwhat gravelyWwhat
W Wwhat what quavered Tilly look looking looking looking ¬
ing blank blankIm hlanlIm blankIt
Im It nut accustomed to mortgage mortgagefor
for more than twothirds tho value valueSo valueSo nlueHo
So I must know what price you u set on ontho ontho ontime
tho youngster m11lRsterhow how much you OU think thinkhes thinkhos thinkhos
hos worth that is isOh iRj isOli
j Oh 0hlbrol1thCll breathed Tilly Her brows browswore hroswero browswere
wore knit in puzzled thought Sholooked Sho Sholooked She100kCl1t
looked 100kCl1t at lloddy nOI d Doo Doowith with all her love lovein 100in lovein
in hor eyes and an anxiousXiuiver al1XiOIl lllicr in inher inber inher
her chin The tiny till fellows head was wasnestled wusnestlocInglil1st wasnestled
nestled nestlocInglil1st against Gcrshom Flints coat coatas contns coatas
as ho hecliuked clinked the gold chain chnlnwitb chnlnwitbHOft with withsoft withsoft
soft repetition against ngnin t the buttonsIios buttons buttonsHes buttonAI1os
Hes worth everything Oolthingall all there thereis ihoroisto thereisto
is isto to me said Tilly slowly
Exactly EIactl Gershpiii Flint nodded noddedgrnvoly 1lpd noddedgravely ed edgraely
gravely Well I will iIl mortgage him himnt himIttwothirlR himnt
nt twothirds of his value interest at ntsix atHix atsix
six per cent payable l nble quarterly q arterJ Dpcs Dpcsthat Dpcsthnt Dpesthat
that suit you hoy hoyOh hoyOb leyOh
Oh yeHohltbank yes ohI thank you on so muchAn much muchAn mllohlAn
An I neednt put him in any dredfnl dreclfnlsyltunno dredfnlsylum lrec1fnlBll1111no
sylum Bll1111no no no no nol lloddy Itoddy Uold UoldDoo
Doo do you onbcnrdnrlil1 hear darlin Youre Youregoin Yourogo Yonrogain
gain go in to stay fIt j right with Tilly nn bo botied botieel betied
tied to Tillys clothesline clotheslineGershom clothoslilleersuom clotheslineiershona
Gershom Flint lint uttered a queer qnccrgut qnccrgutt01l1l queerguttncal gut guttural ¬
tural sound 80nn Boderick Dim WAS WASc
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asleep Hie II 2litU litho hnnd slowly s f W1Y roe roeIpxe1 re reInked r rRxcd
Inked about the wntoh chain chninmul and fell fellwith foUVith fellniitl
with a soft slap to t the big hand under underneath tUulorn underneath ¬
neath n ath Through tho thick thi k coat ont his hislittle 1116littlo hislittle
little Jiend felt pleasantly wnrnr wnrrn1VhonTillywont wnrnrWbel1lilly wnrnrWhen
When Wbel1lilly 1VhonTillywont Tilly went home that after afternoon nft after1100t l lJlconabo ¬
noon Jlconabo she carried tightly held against ngninither nga againsther lHlt lHltbOl
her breast br i1st a little lif tie role of mortgage mortgagemoney i mortgagentomeythat 1ortHagomonoythnt
monoythnt money that thoa meant t 1e llt t homo memo nits a ul TImMy
Doe 00 nnd all things beautiful bel utiCul to her herShe JrmSho herSize
She hid bitltho the most of ofit it away with care careful e careful 1O 1OullrucIonco ¬
ful prudence f and only resorted to it itunder ittt1 ituude1
under tt1 l1er actual stress atr08aof of need le ll For Iutlittle IutlittleJ1illy little littleTilly littloTilly
Tilly Gamble carried on her narrow narrowthin 1II11IOWthin narrowthin
thin shoulders a wise head of her own ownShe owuSho ownSize
She went patiently about nbpl1tRllloug among the thoiUJigbbora theneighbors theneighbors
neighbors necking 8 e1dug work squaring slnarillgthu slnarillgthuthin the timethin thethin
thin shouldersnnd shoulders ntu1 trying to look lookgrown 1001Clsrowit Ionicgrown
Clsrowit grown up l1 and capable It was II a adiscouraging 1 1JiRcottrngillg adiscouraging
discouraging quest for the most m61tlart m61tlarthut part dmrtlint partbut
but Tilly lill kept kOl > t pornistoiitly IJC1l stonUv stubbornly stubbornlynt
nt it i till oho found hero amid there therelittlo tborolittlo therelittle
littlo tasks to do that helped to make makoBoderiolc makeBoderick tnikeRoderiok
Boderick Dims mortgage mortgngo811olHl mortgngo811olHlDdtthclittlohitl spend1 spond1Btittliolittle spend1Btittho
Btittho Ddtthclittlohitl littlo hidden oll hoard dwindled dwindledin
in spite of filly There was the in interest intere iiterest
terest tere t money mono moneythat that came out of f it0ery1I10nthand it itevery itoverymonthnod
0ery1I10nthand every monthtand everyy every mouth with withprecise withJreci8o withprecise
precise regularity Tilly and Itoddy
Doo shining and clean paid it to toGershom toOorahom tolorsltom
Gershom Flint FlintHo IlintI1e Flintlie
Ho came to anticipatotheir coming comingwith comingwith coming comingwith
with more interest than tbnnlJo he would con confess confestl confoss ¬
fess to his dogged old heart It growto grow growto growto
to bo the one bright fresh spot in his hislonesome his10ne80mo hislonesome
lonesome existence = the sight of ofTillys oflilIy offillys
Tillys lilIy plain lInin honest hOllelltlittlefltco little face sits sitsReddy nndBoddy 1111Roddy
Boddy Dos nestle on his knee Be Between netwoen Between ¬
tween times too ho kept Jclttho the children childrenin
in view iow quietly and with a feeling of ofresponsibility ofreBllolIsibflity ofxosponsibility
responsibility that greatly astonished astonishedhimself ILstonishcdhimself astonishedhimself
himself I
Once On co ho made them n call cn11attho cn11atthoshanty at the theshanty timeshanty
shanty houge hou e Ho had 110I1bcl11 heard thnt its itsowner itsOWUC1 itsowner
owner was planning to tear it down downand downfnd
and rebuild in a short time The Thenews honews 1honows
news disturbed him unaccountably 11lnccounta btJ
Tilly lill illy was ironingpieced out by h the thoenlt thesolt thesalt
salt box Time babypioced out by tho thoclothesline thoclothesline thoclothesline
clothesline was placidly laoI < 1I making mud mudpics JUul1pics mildpies
pics outside the kitchen door Ho Hohold lIohold
hold one up 111 to Gorshom Flint with withprompt withJromllt withprommtpt
prompt politeness pressing it upon uponhim ul 111011him > OU OUlJim
him I
No thank you Ive had my m din dinner c1innor iu iunor ¬
nor Roderick Dhu Whores your yoursister yoursister yoursister
sister oh ohTilly ohlilly ohTilly
Tilly appeared at the door rolling
down her sleeves precipitately precipitately01m
Oh Mr Flint she said wont hvontyon wontyon wonton
yon on walk right in Ill wash Boddy
Doos face an untie him him Wont unt you youtaken Joutako youtake
taken take n chair chairGershom chltirOC1Rhom chairGershom
Gershom Flints keen eyes oos looked lookedover lookedover
over Tillys lilI s head hendat at tho kitchens bare bareness harenoss bgronessamcl
nessamcl ness and tiny dimensions He noticed noticedhow1 notic noticedhow ll llhow
how clean it WitS Ho saw the salt saltbox 8altbox saltbox
box nnd it appealed with dumb pa pathos pathos pathos ¬
thos to him And this was tho homo homothey hOll1othoy lao to tothey
they were going to bo turned out of ofNo ofSo ofNo
No No I wont come in ho hosaid hosnid hosaid
said slowly Cll I was going by ami amithought apll apllthought alnlthought
thought I would stop and 1Hl seeif SO if my myah rnyal tnynhproperty
ah al nhproperty property was in good condition conditionor
or needed repairs reltirsor repairsuranything or anything of that thatsort thatsort thatsort
sort sortIIo
sortHo
Ho looked down at the littlo mud mudpieman I1ntll11o111nu mudpieniau
pieman with tho wrinkles again againaround agninarounc1 againaround
around his eyes eyesHo eJoHlIo oyesIto
Ho seems se0111s3os yes I should say he hewns bowns howas
wns in perfect repair I am entirely entirelysatisfied entirelyBntiHtlod entirelysatisfied
satisfied It ho added gravely srnelWhen
When winter arrived nr1 od affairs in tho theshanty thoshlLnty thoshanty
shanty house were w re sorely put of joint jointTho jointTho jointTime
Tho old contingency stared Tilly in inthe int110 inthe
the face and new troubles tr ublea augmented nugmoutcdher
her alarm Boddy Uodd Doos mortgage mortgagethnt mortgagethat
that wns wnllall nil gone and oh tho interest interestmoney intorestinouejl Interestmoney
money Tilly lilI wrung her thin little littlohands littlehoods ittl ittlhnndfl
hands in despair The interest had hadnot hadnot hindnot
not been paid Jnid for over so long And Andtho Andtho Andthe
tho Inst lnHtuot not lenst loastRtraw straw WitS tho thoslmnty thoshanty theshanty
shanty house itself For they tho were wereordered weroorl1ered wereordered
ordered out in three days dnysIt dRYsIt daysIt
It was interest day dn anti Tilly muf mnfflod mufflell muffled
fled Roderick Dim in her shawl nnd nndled andled
led 011 his littlo Ingging feet to Gershom GershomFlints Oershol11iUtR GershomFlints
Flints iUtR Not to pay ayitoh it itoh oh nol no But Butthey l1uttho Butthey
they tho must go and tell him they couldnt couldntyet coulelnt3ot Couldntyet
yet
I 11 I cant pay In it Mr Flint sho shocried shocded shecried
cried tremulously tromulotu I cant But if ifyoull ifonll ifyoull
youll onll wait waitNo wnitSo waitNo =
No Gershom Flint said distinctly distinct distinctly ¬ I Ily
ly 1 shall foreclose forecloseFforc torccloscICF
ICF Fforc F forcwhnt what sir sirTilly airTilIj sirTilly >
Tilly did not comprehend the word wordbut wordbnt wordbutt
but thosound tltoso mnl of it terrified her It Itsounded Itsounded Itsounded
sounded like sylum in her ears earsI carsccI earsI
ccI I shall foreclosepaid foreclose said Gcrshom GcrshomFlint 0018h0l11I GershoniFlint
Flint I lint again And that means the thobaby thebaby thebaby
baby belongs belon gs t to mo When the inter interest interest interest ¬
est is as unpaid the possessor of the thomortgage themortgago timemortgage
mortgage has tho right to the mort mortgaged mortgaged inortgaged ¬
gaged property Roderick Dim come conehere comehero conleherol
hero Take off his shawl shawlHe 8hlLwlHo shawlHe
He hold out his arias and the child childlenped childlenlell childleaped
leaped into them themTilly thom1iIl themTilly
Tilly 1iIl come eonlCliII comeilly Tilly too ho cried in inhis inhis inhis
his shrill treble Tilly come too tooTilly toorilly toofilly
filly stood in fixeddespair fixed dCBII despair 1 Her Hergaunt HergaUnt Hergatint
gaunt littlo face nee slowly whitened whitenedWhat whitonCtlWhat whitenedWhat
What was this that had happened No Nowonder NowOluler Sowonder
wonder that word 0111 pounded like likelumit sy ¬
lum luruit it was Hylum H syltanit htlnit it was wnsl it itwas itwasl itwas
was wasl And no help for it in all tho thoworld thoworldl theworld
world worldA worldlA
A low 10 cry escaped from Tillys rigid rigidthroat rigidthroat rigidthroat
throat throatTilly throatClTiII throatTillyTilly
ClTiII Tilly TillyTilly Tilly too I shrilled the thebnby theba1Jy thebaby
baby voice importunately importunntelYes
Yes Gershom Flints Flint voice rang rangput rnngout rangout
put out distinct and gentlo and m1 comfort comforting comforting comforting ¬
ing He held out his hnnd lmandtYes hnndYes bnue1IIYos
IIYos Yes Tilly TilIJTilIy Tilly too ho said saidThe SllitThe saidThe
The Housewife HousewifeBicycles HOl1sowifeUIJrJe Housewifefcycle
UIJrJe RlI1u BmuRgling BmuRglingBicycles JlnJ JlnJDilyelcllare
Bicycles Dilyelcllare are used for smuggling on onthe onthe onthe
the frontier of France rance and Belgium BelgiumF1me
The custom officers ntTourooing at Touro ingtook ingtookto took tookto tookto
to pieces the thomachino machine ridden rit1 en by bya a man manthey manthoy manboy
they Buspeetedand suspected and found that nil tho tho1101l0wtnbjngwai8tuOetl
hollow 1101l0wtnbjngwai8tuOetl tubing tnbingnasatuQ was stuffed tIwilh with pepper
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gustedly gUHtI1I gnstedlyWh0R Whos catching fish Ilsh11by fishWhy 118hWh
Why Wh do prosperous men always alwaysony 111wnyltaay alwayscry
cry that the ladder 1I11t1 t of ofsl1ccHH success is made nindoup maden1
up of broken riiunds 11 u1Hla Well 011 they theydo thoydo theydo
do it that other follows wont try tl to tocrawlup tovrawluJI tovrawlup
crawlup after nftc1thelU nftc1thelUTho them themThe tlmentTime
The Sunday Auudn school class was sing ¬
ing ill ingI I Wnut Wantto to Bo Jo au All Angel ngol gel Why Why110nt
dont you ou sing louder Bobby1 Bobby Jobh asked nalcudthe askedtho RRkolltho
tho teacher Im ll m l singing as loud 1011111 1011111I as asI
I feel olploine Bobby
Sister Siilterlhmo There I you otl have candy candy11 all allover allot
over ot er your new suit What will mam mamma 1IIn01Ina mauttna ¬
ma say IIn Little Brother DlothorWolI Well mam nmammn mamma ¬
ma wont lot me have any fun in iutheto iuthetoclothes these theseclothes theseclothes
clothes till I got omit spoiled spoiledBlinks spoilCllIJliIluYouc1ont spoiledBlinksYon
Blinks IJliIluYouc1ont BlinksYon You dont mean to say sn youve youvefound youvofound youvefound
found n sure way wa to make money nt atthe nttho ntthe
the races Jil1lHSl1ro Jinks Sure HM shooting shootingI
I never 11 0 el fail Bli11kslfy Blinks My Iyl my III Do Doyou DoJou 1oyou
you buy tips til Jinks JiusSo No I soil soilthem selltherm lollthem
them
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Our typewriter t girl girll1tllOl1 asked the boss bossif hossif bossIf
if ho couldnt lighten her wutk11hut work workWhat ulI ulIWlint
What did ho say snyl Ho told her not notto nottll notto
to hit her typewriter keys ko s so hard and andto CIIllto antito
to lick her postngo postagestamps stnmps only on the thecorners thecarll timecorners
cornersFosterLook corners cornersFoster carll 018 018I
HtelLook Foster I Look here Felt Pcltonl on 1 I took tookyour tJokjom tookyour
your advice on eu that horse Felldown Felldownand Felldowntimid
and Im dead broke I thought you yousaid JOtlRnill yousaid
said the owners wore wore going to play Jlln Jllnhim1
him lmimyto to win Felton Feltonrhnt = flints right rightThey lighthe rightThey
They he did win They bet against him himNow himSow ltinuSow
Sow really said tho Thoughtful ThoughtfulMan
Man rnn did you ever see a woman OlUan who whowas whowns whowas
was homely enough ellonghto to tostop stop n clock by b blooking
looking at it IINo No said the Non Nonsensical NonsOIlHic ou ousensical ¬
sensical l Chap Ohn > but I have seen a awoinnn awO awonman
woinnn wO lInn stop n car ar by looking at the theconductor theonlll1otor theconductor
conductor conductorI onlll1otorulsnw
ulsnw I I saw Jones this morning said saidthe 8nj1tho saidtime
the gentleman ontlemnn with tho pen len green blocnwhl greenwhiskers greenwhiykcra
whiskers whl kcrswlthn with nu afi awful cut on on his hislieim hish11111 hislm
lm lieim + nd that his wife tvifohail had given him He Hewas lieWitS Hewits
WitS hurrying as fast ns ho could to totlo tothe totime
the To the doctor Saw NawTo SawTo
To tho barbers to have it cut right1 right1Pleasant light II IIPlolsaut I IPleasant
Pleasant Woman in art gallery gallerynoticing gullmyuotidug gallerynoticing
noticing an artist copying cop iug one of tho thoold theold
old masters mnstorHWhy Why do they paint lIint this thispicture thispicture thispictnro
picture twice Hor Husband lIuHb 1HlWb 1HlWbthats tlWhy tlWhythats Why Whythats
thats quite plain When the new newpicture uowllichuo nowpicttuo
picture is done they tho hang that ono on ontho untho onthe
tho wall wu11anll and throw the old one away awaySo UWIYSo awaySo
So I have won tho wager he hesaid hesuill Itesaid
said joyfully jo fullr Hand and the ton kisses are aremine aromille areflute
mine I will take them nt onceGeorge once onceGeorge onccIGeorge
George s slid id time beautiful 1Jenu tiful girlwith girlwitha girl girlwithagenerous with withn
a generous light in her eye O C I lam am not notthe IIOtthtollo nottimeotto
the thtollo one to drive a hard hnr l bargain Lets Letscall Lettacnll Letscall
call it i nine ninetynine At ten tenoclock tenodolJk tenoclock
oclock the score was past Iust the hun hundredth hunclrel1th lnu11dreilth
dredth mark markVHR narkihtg
VHR 1 l Knvloim JvJobllor of the RulmmliiR fihlllnh Cat CatEvery CatEveryone lIt lItEoryonc
Everyone Every one of f the kaisers lnia01sRjx six sons sonseven 80nsoll sonsevom
even oll the youngest joungestcnn can swim like rats ratsnud ratsand
and 11 this reminds me mewhooor whoever heard heardof henrtlof
of n cat swimming But there is a acertain I Icertain acertain
certain cat of clerical associations aid aidimpeccable CIIldillllccmhle nmdinmpeceablo
impeccable social standingwho 8tauding who swims swimslike swimslike lwimHlilc
like a fish and what is more appears appearsto
to enjoy 01130 it like any duckling A pug
dog in tho family seems to think tho thoperformance thollolformnllco theperformance
performance unnatural and whenever whenevertho
the cat goes down to totaicp jnkc tn his Iwthtlio Iwthtliopng hCltlithe11l1 batbtheputs
png 11l1 puts follows showing t + every orYliign sign of ofjealousy ofjoalousy ofjealousy
jealousy when visitors applaud nnd nndexpress IllldeXIJt08R nodexpress
express surprise The other day
Muster Pug could stand Rtllndit it no longer longerhe longehe
he too took a plunge and in iun a few fewmoments fow1II0ll1euts fewuttononts
moments having reached pmm im HUH seized incizedthe 80iztdtho seizedtime
the creatureby creature bj the throat throatmitl and held heldits helllitH meldits
its head under water until life was waanearly waslIeolly wasnearly
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