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233 FIFTH AVENUE, NEW YORK
Tom Do you think your father diu
Toss Well, ho gave tho dog's chain
and muzzlo away yestorday.
Something In It.
Governor Beryl Carroll of Iowa has
an amusing story of a state senator
whoso amusing appearance might pos
fllbly lead one to mistake him for a
laboring man, but who Is as sensitive
as a woman to all unpleasant' circum
stances. "This man," said Governor Carroll,
"happened to bo standing outside a
Des Moines undertaking establish
ment, conversing with a friend on
political matters, when one of the
employes came out of tho shop and
'' 'Say, will you give us a lift' with
"Tho senator shuddered and replied
"Ib there is there nnythlng In
" 'Sure,' came tho hearty reply,
there's a couple of drinks In It!'"
Philadelphia Saturday Evening PobL
T ' ' '
f ' Extra Inducement.
jj 'Cohen, tho clothier, followed a cus
tomer out to his buggy.
"Dot's a pretty flno horse you are
driving," ho commented approvingly.
"Yes, he's a good one."
"How much would you sell him for?"
"Seven ty-flve dollars."
"Moln Gottl 1b ho silk lined 7"
Mother When ho went to kiss you,
-why didn't you cnll me?
Daughter Why, mn, I never Im
agined that you wanted him to kiss
Tho woman who Buffers In silence
usually manages to mako n lot of
noise about It.
Ueglnnlng a proper name with a
small Iqttqr Is a capital offense.
Stowed Kidneys. .
Prepare kidneys ns usual, cut up In
email pieces; add some sliced toma
toes, a few mushrooms; pepper and
Bait to tnste, a tablospoon of water;
also one of cherry wine; tablospoon of
flour; teaspoon Worcestershire sauce;
put In well butterod bag, fold nnd fas
ton bog and cook for ton minutes In o
hot oven. --
Sew largo battonberg rlngg on sash
curtains to run tho brass rods through,
instead of putting: It through tho hem
of tho cutaln, advises tho Now Era.
eso rings will keep tho muslin from
wearing out quickly, nnd may bo left
on tho curtains while they are In tho
Put into a saucepan two cups ot
brown sugar, one-half cup of grated
chocolato, a half cup of wntor, a tea
spoonful of butter nnd cinnamon to
taBto. Cook until brittle when dropped
into cold water, then pour Into but
Twenty-four ollvos., ohoppod flno,
ono teaspoon tomoip catsup, plnoh
of mustard, ono-hnlf oup flnoly chop,
pod celery, ono-hnlf dip aalad dross,
jng.,-. This iBa favorite sandwich fllj.
m W BACK
ENGIL8H LABORER8 VOTE TO RE.
TURN TO WORK
END OF IliEJJGE STRIKE
WORK TO BE RE8UMED IN A FEW
DAYS IN ALL DISTRICTS
Executive Committee of Miners' Fed
oration Decides to Recommend
Resumption of Work Somo ,
London. Tho oxecutivo committee
of tho minors' federation Thursday de
cided to recommend a resumption At
work by tho minors throughout tho
kingdom. This recommendation will
bo taken undor consideration at a
oonferonco of the wholo federation on
Saturday. Tho decision was reached
notwithstanding, In a total vote of 446,
000 on tho question of terminating tho
strike, 244,000 woro against resump
tion and 201,000 for it.
MilcontentB in, various districts aro
arranaglng to hold demonstrations in
protost against tho oxocutivo com
mittee's aotiono, but taken on tho
wholo, tho decision to resume hnB been
In Scotland indications aro that
thero will bo a general return to tho
collorles at an early dato. Tho North
Wales miners' delegates havo decided
to order tho mon to resumo forwith
without waiting for tho action of tho
national conference. Tho Cumberland
minors havo been ordered to return
OCEAN TO OCEAN FLYER
IS INSTANTLY KILLED.
Collapse of Aeroplane Kills Cal. P.
Rodgers on Landing Spot of
Long Beach, Cal. Galbraith P.
Rodgers, the first man to cross the
American continent in an aeroplane,
Was killed here almost Instantly
when his biplano in which ho had
been soaring over tho oceant fell from
a hoight of 200 feet and buried him
In the wreck. His neck was broken !
and his body badly mashed, by tho
enKino. He lived but a few moments.
Examination showed that his neck, j
jawbone and back had been broken.
A telegram was Bent to tho aviator's
widow,- who lives In Pasadena, Cal., j
and a cablegram to his mother, Mrs.
H. S. Schweitzer, who is now in Lon
don. The body was prepared for bur
ial and sent to Pasadena.
Rodgers' death makes 132 aero
plane fa'talities since aviation, began.
Ho is the twenty-second American
aviator to be killed.
New Postal Rule.
Washington. Postmasters havo,
been authorized by Postmaster Gener
al Hitchcock to send undelivered
matter, "such as plcturo cards, nows
papors, magazlns and other period
ical publications," to municipal auth
orities for distribution among hospit
als, asylums or reformatory institu
tions. Heretofore such matter has
been sent to the doad letter office in
Will Not Allow Name Nsed
Los Angeles. W. J. Bryo" in a let
tor to tho Bryan club herb, has re
fused to allow his name to bo placed
on the primary ballot in California as
a candidate for tho presidency. "1
am not a candidate and am not will
ing to be put In that attitudo beforo
tho country " read tho letter.
Berne, Switzerland. Two mono
planes, which were shipped from Eng
land, havo been seized by tho Italian
authorities at Luino, nnd sent to
Rome. It Is believed that the ma
chines were Intended for tho Turkish
More Wagesrfor Oklahoma Miners
Kansas City At a meeting of tho
Southwestern Coal Operators' asocla
tion here the oporators agreed unof
ficially tj grant the demands of the
35,000 coal miners employed In Mis
souri, Knnsas, Oklahoma and Arkansas
provided thoy are not greater than
thoso asked by tho eastern miners. The
operators will meet with tho miners'
officials next week to go over the ques
tion of n contract.
Swede Suffragets Win
Stockholm. Tho Swodlsh govern
ment has Introduced a bill In parlia
ment oxtoudlng to women tho parli
amentary franchiso with right to
stand for olection to parliament on
tho same conditions dj men. Women
whose husbaudB havo not pnld taxos
for throo years are excluded from tho
Miners Get Increase
Sharon Pa. Announcement was
made here to tho effect that 2,000 min
ors In tho Morcer Butlor coal Hold
have been given an Increase In wages
of G porcont dating from April 1, 1912,
FOR HUBBY TO PONDER OVER
Innocent Answer of Quiet Little Wife
Got Him Started on Train
The husband and wife woro on their
way to tho thoalor when tho husband
began kicking because his wife took
suQh a long tlmo dressing.
"What delayed you this time?" ho
"Seeing tho children to "bed," she
"What's tho nurse for?" snapped tho
"The nurso is for out convenience
youra and mine, especially mine," alio
answered. "But the boy cartalnly takes
after you. Ho naked the same kind of
a fool question Just nB I was kissing
him good night."
"Fool question, eh? Well, what was
"I asked hiniiif ho had Bald IiIb pray
ers. And he said no. And I nBked
him If he didn't wnnt God to take care
of him during the night. lie answer
ed: 'What's tho nurso for?'"
For" tho remainder of the way the
man pondered on this answer.
Frank I. Cobb UBod to bo a reporter
In Detroit and knew Intimately a for
mor governor of the stnto of Michi
gan, who waa renowned among other
things for his ability as a froe-hnnd
One night Cobb was dining with
tho ox-governor and IiIb family. A
messenger came In to toll the host
that one of his pet political schemes
had jiiBt ben defeated through the
bungling of a slieutenant. Tho old
man ripped out a string of dark bluo
"Now, pa," said his wlfo, "you prom
ised mo you would quite cursing."
"Marie," said tho ex-governor, "I'm
not cussing thlB is just the way I
talk!" Philadelphia Saturday Even
ing Post. 't
True Till Death.
His companions bent over him with
pitiful earnestness, and stared be
seechingly Into his waxen features.
Again came the flutter of the eyelids,
but this time his will mnstorod ap
proaching death. His lips weakly strug
gled to execute his last command, and
the friends bent closer to hear the fal
terlng whisper. "I am gone? Yes
or I know. G6 to Mllly. Tell h -r
er I died with her naraq on
lips; that I er havo loved her b.r
alone er always. And Bessie tell
er tell Bessie the same thing."
London Weokly Telegraph.
Jim Do you think Mamie 1b tailor
than Susie? ,,, ,
Tim I should say that Bho is just
about one rat ta'lleV:
"He has no control over his ljmbs."
"You wouldn't If you had had your
leg pulled as often as ho has."
Outwardly most people aro cheerful
givers, but how about tho feeling in
FIRST photograph) of tho wreck of
which Ave cars plunged through
lost but many passengers-Injured.
Church Trustee Did you occupy
your last pulpit with credit? Now
Rector Entirely. There was 'hover
any cash connoctod .with it. Judge.
Friend Now, as I understand it
you and I, instoad of having unequal
wealth, ought to liavo just tho uamo
amount. Socialist Ywor that, is
how much havo you got? Judge.
Tommy Pop. what is retribution?
Tommy's Pop Itotrlbutlon, my son,
Is somothlng wo arg always .euro will
overtake othora,-.-PhUadelphl3 Rec
Facets for Weak Women
Nine-tenths of nil tho sickness of women is duo to come derangement or dis
ease of tho organs distinctly feminino. Such siokness can .bo cured is cured
every day by
Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription
It Makes Weak Women Strong,
Sick Women Well,
It acts directly on the organs affected and is at the sarao time a general restore
tivo tonio for tho jvhole system, it cures female complaint right in the privacy
of home. It makes unnecessary the disagreeable iiucstioning, examinations and
local treatment so universally insisted upon by doctots, and so abhorrent to
every modest woman.
We shall not particularize hero as to the symptoms o
those peculiar affections incident to women, but thoso
wanting full information as to their symptoms and
means of positive euro aro referred to the People's Com
mon Sense Medical Adviser 1008 pages, newly revised
nnd up-to-date Edition, sent free on receipt of 21 one
cent stamps to cover cost of mailing only; or, in cloth
binding for 31 stamps.
Address Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
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Roofing. Although it is 15 pounds heavier than tho ordinary
roofing, overy ounce of its weight serves to make it moro dur
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It Needs No Painting or Repairing
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Reggy How Is this in the second
chapter of my great story: '.'The
beautiful girl dropped her eyes?"
Peggy How pathetic! Were thoy
He Well, my dear, what did the
landscape gai'dener 'I sent out from
town say abdut making the artificial
lake where we wanted it?
She Ho was most profane about it.
He told me tho elte we wanted wasn't
worth a dam.
"I hand my husband the bills."
"Then he foots them."
A8 TO REALISM.
TWENTIETH CENTURY LIMITED
rW&WTIETH: CELNTVI2yj:ir4IT:Z WJ2ECJC
the Twentieth Century Limited, tho moBt famous train in tho world, In (
the Ice into tho Hudson river, r..nr Hyde Park, Now York. No lives were
Tho First Thing to Serikc Him.
Mrs. Perkins Josh, now that you've
seen the great sights Jn Nil .York
Cltj, what's tho firs' thJng that'd nat
urally Btrike a visitor from up-stnt.o?
Mr. ParkIna--Ono o' thorn spoodln' au
tomobllep. LIppincott's Mngazlne-
Needed All He Could Get'.
Mr. Flubdub You women arc
"mighty slow. , Du Ing the tlmo It- took
'outo-soloflt hat Hat I wont out and
made two hiiiitUed dollars. Mrs. Flub
dubr I'm -so glad, dear. You'll need
Chicago Kansas City St. Louis
Up and Down.
Senator Davis, in an Interview at
Ozark, derided good humoredly the
aristocratic pretentions that too many
Americans, as Boon as they get rich,
"It's hard to be aristocratic in a
democracy like this," said Senator Da
vis. "We've got no criterion, no meas
ure, and hence, as aristocrats, wo nev
er can tell where wo Btand.
" 'Mrs. Dash is no longer in our
set,' a woman once said at a tea.
'''Yes, so I understand,' said an
" 'Yes,' went on the first woman,
with a haughty sneer; 'yes, she
dropped out some time ago.'
'"Is that so?' said tho other. 'I
was under tho impression that she
climbed out.' "
Filipinos Dislike Autos.
The reckless and Insolent autonlo
bilist Is hated the world over. In tho
Philippines, whore most of the auto
moblllsts are foreigners, and where
the natives have been used to loiter
comfortably in the roads after the
fashion of easy going southern coun
tries, tho automobiles have long
a grievance, and, failing to
fectlve regulation, tho Filinr
auopteu tne practice or roil
boulders into tho roadway ai
not to turn corners at a b
Knicker Did your wife hear a bur
glary in the cellar?
Bocker No, she heard a burglar
etto in tho cellarette.
Her t Daughter Her Teacher.
Catterson Notice how Chrstnlr'n
wlfo makes up of late? Should think
tie would stop her. Ilatterson Has
trlod to; feels badly about it. But
he eaya It's no use; Bhe lenr-jed It
from hor daughter. Life.
'Would Take No Chances
Lawyer to tho judge) Wouhi w h
ToqiUompt of court .to call your honor
1 isrooic aim a tnipty. dudge Ittor-tainl-
would be. . Lnwyprwrhn I
won't take the chance, your hoiior
Satire. . v '
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