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THE OKL AHOMA MINER 1 'Dodson's Liver Tone" is Taking Place of Dangerous, Sickening Chemical, Say Druggists Every druggist In town lias noticed n great falling off In the sulb 0 cnlomel. They all give the same rea son. Dodson's Liver Tone is taking Its place. "Calomel Is dangerous and people know It." Dodson's Liver Tone Is per sonally guaranteed by every druggist who sells It.. A lnrge bottle doesn't cost very much but If It falls to give easy relief In every case of liver slug gishness and constipation, just ask for your money back. FOR Colds, Coughs Kill That Cold With 'CASCARA k) QUININE s8fi? Neglected Colds are Dangerous Take no chances. Keep this standard remedy handy for tho first sneeze. Breaks up a cold in 24 hours Relieves Grippe in 3 days Excellent for Headache Quinine in this form does not affect tho head Cascara is best Tonic Laxative No Opiate In Hill's. ALL DRUGGISTS SELL IT Early spring brings in's Belgian Fishing Industry. Plans are being drawn for the con struction of n largo fishing harbor in Zecbrugge, which will not interfere with the working of the port as a com mercial center. This is but a part of a project for the establishment of a na tional fishing industry. At present Bel gium is almost entirely dependent on foreign Imports, especially of preserved fish. The building of the now harbor will be undertaken by the government, which will also provide for the rapid liandllng and transportation of goods; private enterprise will establish the necessary cold storage nnd erect works for making cases and barrels and fac tories for pickling, drying and pre serving fish. In Conclusion. "Dat boss was so slow," glowered Rnstus over the remains of the unfor tunate equine that had just lost a race over a railroad crossing, "ho was eo slow (ley nln't no boss In de world go slower. "Come de jedgment day and St. Pe ter'll say, 'All yo' dead men come forth.' Den dey'll all come forth. Don he'll say, 'All yo' dend ladies come forth.' Fin'ly he'll sny, 'Al yo' dead horses come forth.' "And Jes' fo' spite dat boss he'll come fifth I" American Legion Week ly. Near Bait. Knlckfir Does Smith still enjoy fishing? Bocknr Yes; ho has built a pond In his cellar. Fnllure Is pretty suro to find you o . V. you think of it often enough. Thlorntlon befits fallible beings. frn It's Up to You as a Parent T.ti,Adr Tjwn Coe( vonr hov or girl real "building thing that merely cabce guM. Grape Nuts furnishes exactly the food val ues needed to build young bod ies, and the taste is dehghtFul Grocers everywhere sell chis staunch wheat and malted barley food Ready to eat-Economical SEC Dodson's Liver Tone is n pleasant tasting, purely vegetable remedy, harmless to both children and adults. Take a spoonful at night nnd wake up feeling fine; no biliousness, sick head nche, acid stomach or constipated bowels. It doesn't gripe or cause in convenience all the next day like vio lent calomel. Take a dose of calomel today and tomorrow you will feel weak, sick and nausented. Dou't lose a day. Adv. AND La Grippe with It Coughs, Colds, Distemper, pared. Gio jour lior&fl He pre- nt ie first slpn of a cough Better etlll, Rive It as a preventive before he bIiowb signs of sickness "SPOHN'S" nets equally well as preventive r cure By re-non of Its germicidal qualities, It expels the disease germs, abates fever, restores appetite and condition 60 cents and Jl 15 per bottle Buv of your druggist. SI'OIIN MEDICAL COMPANY, fiO.SIIKN, IXD. GOT THE JOBS MIXED UP But at That, Old Gentleman Had Equipped Coffin for the Crossing of the River. 'Joseph C. Lincoln told Uiis story nt the luncheon of the Brooklyn col ony of the Society of New England Women recently to illustrate the effi cacy in the old days of New England mm: "An old Cape Cod settler mnde both boats and coffins. One day he was culled upon to make a coffin to be finished in two days. Tho old fellow demurred because ho was busy mak ing a boat. But tho need for the coilin was Imperative, so it occurred to tho insistent customers that Now Eng land mm might help. So a bottle was forthcoming. The old fellow took a swig nnd agreed that he reckoned he would have to accommodate the gentlemnn. In two days they returned to find the old man asleep in the cor ner, the bottle empty nnd tho coffin ready, resting on two chairs. But the old captain had put a centerboard in tho coffin." Brings It On Himself. Mabel Some girls marry for mon ey, some for love. Harold And all because some silly man asks them to. London Answers There Is no substitute for thorough going, ardent nnd sincere earnestness. Dickens. A washout on-Ji railway line Is one thing : It is quite anotlier on a clothes line. No one ever saw a girl wear a glovo to hide an engagement ring. fpod,or some Jwy FROM THE OLD WORLD. P. K. Chu, editor of tho Shanghai Dally News, who 's in this country making n tour of American newspaper offices, hns nn Occidental sense of hu mor. A newspaper mnn during nn in terview with him jollied the editor by asking, "By tho way, have you read the great Chinese novel, 'Chaw Main Street?' " To which Mr. Chu promptly asked, "By Sin Loo 7" New York Evening Post. A Beverage Disdained. "I think I fchnll set up a soda foun tain in Crimson Gulch," remarked tho fctranger: "Don't do It," rejoined Cactus Joe with great earnestness. "Tho boys thnt used to ride in nnd shoot up a regular bar were only playful. What they would do to a soda water foun tain would bo plum vindictive." Still There. "Hello, old man I Seen Bobby Sponger lntely?" "Yes. Bobby's down nt my shore place. I invited him down for a week end." "Why, I thought thnt was two weeks ago." "It was, but you know Bobby Is an expert at making both ends meet." His Mind Clearing. Doctor Ilns your husband come out of his semi-unconsciousness yet, ma dam ? "Yes. I believe he had a lucid mo ment a little while ngo." Doctor What did he do or say? "Ho refused absolutely to take the medicine, and remarked that you were an nss." Barring the Bard. "Why don't you put on n good Shnkespearenn piny?" "Becnuse," replied Mr. Stormlngton Bnrnes, "people who don't appreciate Shnkespeare wouldn't go to see It; and people who do appreciate Shake speare for some reason fall to enro very much for my ncting." SELLING FOR $65 TOO I understand that there is only about $5.27 worth of wool In the new "all wool" spring suits. Horrors 1 I'd not be seen in such an Indecent outfit Test of Philosophy. "I caro not for tho flings of fate," Bald ono whose name was Jeptha Tate, But when he to a defetlst ran He was a sad and mournful man. Symphony of Street Sounds. "How enn I compose in this racket?" snarled the composer. "Tho doorbell is jangling constantly, people are put ting in coal, automobiles honk, and here comes n fish mnn with his horn." "Work 'em all into a jazz composi tion," 'suggested his wife. An Experience. "Don't you believe a soft nnswer turns nwny wrath?" "What makes you doubt it?" "My wlfo asked me what I thought of her biscuits and she got hopping mnd when I told her they tasted like mush." Malicious Information. "Are those tjrls of Maude's nnt rnl?" "I should sny they were. I defy anybody to tell them from the real thing." He Inquires. "How about that uillllon-dollnr will ense?" "They Fettled it to the satisfaction of the attorneys ou both sides." "Cold In the Head" la nn acuto attack of Nasal Catarrh. Those subjeot to frequent "colds In tho head" will find that tho uso of HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE will build up tho System, cloanso the Dlood and ronder them less liable to colds. Itopoated at tacks of Acute Catarrh may lead to Chronic Catarrh. HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE is taken Internally and acts through tho Blood on tho Mucous Surfaces of the Sys tem, thus reducing the Inflammation and restoring normal conditions. All Druggists. Circulars frco. F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio. A Mistake. "Our pretty neighbor must be very much in love with her husband. I henrd her the other day say she was going to do her best to make her Bil ly's life happy." "Billy's not her husband ; he's her poodle." SWAMP-ROOT FOR KIDNEY AILMENTS There is only one medicine that really stands out pre-eminent as a medicine for curable ailments of the kidneys, liver and bladder. Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root stands the highest for the reason that it has proven to be just the remedy needed in thousands upon thousands of distressing cases. Swamp-Root piakes friends quickly be cause its mild and immediate effect is soon realized in most cases. It is a gentle, healing vegetable compound. Start treatment at once. Sold at all drug stores in bottles of two sizes, medi "urn and large. However, if you wish first to test this great preparation send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y., for a sample bottle. When writing be suro and mention this paper. Adv. Smugglers Gain $30,000,000. Tho Japanese nre said to have made n profit of more than $30,000,000 last year by smuggling opium In the form of morphine Into China. WOMENI USE "DIAMOND DYES" Dye Old Skirts, Dresses, Waists, Coats, Stockings, Draperies Everything. Each package of "Diamond Dyes" contains ensy directions for dyeing any article of wool, silk, cotton, linen, or mixed goods. Beware 1 Poor dye streaks, spots, fades, and ruins mate rial by giving It a "dyed-look." Buy "Diamond Dyes" only. Druggist haa Color Card. Adv. His Choice. "I want n oulja board." "What kind?" "fllve me one that can spell." MMsmrnmemmmjGjmzmMZBX Sat. Contents ISTluidMmy LGOnaL-3Pi!R. CENT. A-r;ntM(Prianih'Qa&rA3 1 -1:i :rtihTood bvEeGuta.- uajuuiu's- . ItaftlftcStomfflfianjMSg SLSnessaiidBrtCtJ neither upuun,u """" jtopZdute<HlW " I rmu - y&jtoymotArror ZihrMTRcmcdyfor asssssri TOSS OF SLEEP fesuthcrcfjromWanty racSlruUcSijaallor jtoCENiwntCaHP p H8BP TJEW TH ftSSS (jffiBal ! Exact Copy of Wrapper. thk centaur company, new yohk city, f What t o Do for Disordered Stomach CARTERS ITTLE PBLLS A WELL-KNOWN WOMAN San Antonio, Texas. "In my axly married lifo I becamo very 111 with femlnino trouble and no doctoring or med icines gave mo any r o 1 i o f. Finally I Btarted to tako Dr. Plerco's Favorite Prescription. I wrb rdown in bed, unable iu uu my own uougo work, but It wnB only a Bhort tlmo bo- boforo I was foellng stronger and all my pains left mo. I took about six bottles of 'Favorito Prescription' and can say positively that It relieved mo of all femlnino troublo for I have boon in porfoct health ovor since. I tako pleaBiiro In recommending Dr. Piorco'B Favorito Proscription to othor women." MRS. ANNIE F. EDDS, 224 RogorB St. All druggists. Liquid or tablets. "Whrming 'relief tfbr jcheumouc aches. HE'S just used Sloan's Liniment and tho quick comfort had brought a smilo of pleasuro to his face. Good for aches resulting: irom weather exposure, sprains, Btrains, lamoback, overworked muscles. Pene trates without rubbing. All 35 70 Wr40 druggists have it ,92!l jinitnent a t.-. a .. W fc M ft Clear Baby's Skin With Cuticura Soap and Talcum Soap 25c, Ointment 25 and 50c, Talcum 25c. OX1D1NE IN HOT WATER Improrei tho appetite and enricbe the blood! A tablespoonful of OX1D1NE In a half clou of hot wutor takon n fow minutes bo faro your meals will have n very notlc eahlo ef feet uu your nppotlte. Tukon roculnrly tliroo times uday your Ryutoui will soon reipond to its Htrnnctlienlnc anil Invlcoratloe iffoct ami will then ho In position to successfully imhat tho terms of Orlp r lu. Colds ami Malaria. OKI DINE tone up the entire system, lleulntafc liit It today. COcatyourdrucclst'a. Adv. in?! 1V " " wrm Ar , (Paitm Xctxctmi PigMiTiirra i . ni ijiImjhb urn i h i v i ii I For Infants and Children. ' Mothers Know That i Oenuine Castoria ' Always Bears tho vf W- Signature yjf r of V-iK ( iF In 1T W IHtff I M ft uw j For Over Thirty Years Take a good dose of Cartels Little Liver Pills then take 2 or 3 for a few nights after. You will relish your meals without fear of trouble to follow. Millions of all ages take them for Biliousness Dizziness, Sick Headache, Upset Stomach and for Sallow. Pimply, Blotchy Skin. They end the misery of Constipation. ?&ts& Sl Pill; Smill Do.e; Small Prieo