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The base ball team did a wise wisething wisethiug wisething
thing when they elected Sandy SandyGraham SandGraham SandyGraham
Graham as their captain caPt5 n for thisseason this thisseason thisseason
season We all know Pats Patsability Patsability Patsability
ability and feel more confident confidentwith confidentwith confidenthim
with withThe him at atth the head oi the team teamThe teamX
The X e Saturday Evening Post says saysthat saysthat saysthat
that the bachelors should be pen pensioned pensioned pensibned ¬
sioned instead in tead of taxed we havent haventheard haventbe
heard be rdany any thing about abt > > ut the themaids old oldmaids oldma
maids ma ds yet are you going to tax taxthem taxthem
them or pension them Lets pen pension pension penSion
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sion Sion them for forpity pity sake sakeThe sakeFhe sakeThe
The University of Florida is forv fortunate for fortunate fortunate ¬
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tunate in having such a champion championin
L in the senate as Harry Buckman Buckmanof
of Duval the author of the bill at atthe attbe atthe
the last session creating the UniversitY Uni University Unive
versity ve sity Their interests and the theinterests theinterests theinterests
interests of education educa on generally generallywill
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will be safe in his bands handsPensa handsPensacOla Pensa Pensacola
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The Xhelegislature legislature should not forget for forget foriget ¬
get its duty to the University of ofFlorida ofiFloridaJand ofFlorida
iFloridaJand Florida and the Florida FloridaCollege ida FemaleC Female FemaleCollege
College C llege The Buckman bill was waspassed waspassed wasPassed
passed abolishing the numerous numerousinstitutions numerousinstitutions numerousinstitutions
institutions in order that the state statecoald statecould statecotild
could properly provide for the twor two twoand twoand
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r and every dollar that can cousis cousistently consistently consis consistently
tently be spared should be given givento
to these institutions institutionspensacola institutionspensacolaJournal PensacolaJournal Pensacola PensacolaJournal
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Verily Verily I say unto you youthat youThat ou outhat
that after forty days and forty fortynights fortynj
i nights nj i hts it came to pass that a cer certain certain ¬
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tain magazine Talisman by name namewas namewas namewas
was found lost among amo g the ex exchanges exchanges exT
c changes of the University News NewsThepublicalion NewsThepubIicati T
Thepublicalion m of the Female Col Colvery Cotver Colr
ver very veryBard r attractive cover but in re regard regarii ¬
Bard to the editorial concerning concerningthe concerningtheNews
the theNews News we must confess that the thelast thelasfc1au thei
i last lasfc1au clau la is somewhat vague vagueWe vagueVeconsider vagueVe
We Veconsider consider it better to have one onechief onechief onechicf
chief theme on the Front page pagethan pagethan pagethan
than nothing but themes all the theway tbewa theway
way wa through We heartily thauk thaukour thaukour thankour
our sisters lor the complimentary complimentaryremarks complimentaryremarks
remarks rem rks concerning the 1 editors editorsambitions editorsambitions editorsambitions
ambitions and the decided decidedsense decidedsense decidedsense
sense of humor in the locals It
It is isPro probably bablYthat that the Universi UuiversiA UniversiXy
Xy A of Florida will be substantially substantiallyremembered substantiallyremembered substantiallyremembered
remembered by the Florida legis legisi legislators
i t K j lators A liberal appropriation appropriationcould
a jf > could be used to advantage and it itwonld itwoiitd itsvonld
wonld be appreciated by all friends friendsof
of higher education throughout throughoutthe
the state statePahllka Palatka TimesHerald TimesHeraldThe
The University Uu er3 ty at Gainesville Gainesvilleand
and the Female College Uege at Talla Tallahassee Tallas ¬
1 s hassee iasseeshould should both receive sub substantial substantial ¬
4 stantial appropriations from thislegislature this thislegislature thislegislature
legislature When the Bnckman Bnckmanbill
bill was up for fo consideration at the thelast th th1utseSsiou thelast
last 1utseSsiou session the cry 0 of its advocates advocateswas
was that Florida had more state stateinstitutions stateinstltutions stateinstitutions
institutions than she could proper properly
l ly provide for but that with only onlytwo f
f two enough money could be spent spenton I
1 f on them to make them great iusti institutions iustii iustitutions ¬
i tulio tutions To say the Ie least > st the legstature leg legislature ¬
1 stature ought to give g e to the tb twoJ twoinstitutions two twoinstitutions
J institutions a sum of money tqual tqualto tqu 1 1to
to that given gi en to all allvof of them hereto
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I Thats s right brethern put the thetalk thet thetalk
t talk to them along this line thick thickand thickand thickand
and regular We would rather ratherhear ratherJhear ratherbear
hear you OU talk that way wa than to todrink toi
c i drink watermelon juice on a warm warmday warmday warmday
k > day in to July If the th legislature legislaturedeos Iesislaturecosnot
deos cosnot not intend to give us as much muchmoney muchWaS mucha
a w money us was appropriated before beforethe beforethe
I F the Buckman Bill passed why rh > in inthe intbe inthe
the name of common sense did didthey didf didthey
f they pass it The idea was t to toconcentrate toI o oa
a I concentrate the money mon and now if ifthey ifi ifk ifthey
i t k they cut cntus as short give oe us less than thanbefore tbaut
t before befo it will nt seem that they tbe played playeda
of < a cheap trick on us The Scions Scionsmust So1onst So1onsmust Salonsmust
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must remember temembertbat that they th are now nowto nowitoapprop nowto
itoapprop to appropriate ate mon money for a Uae UnirerxitY Uni Univerity
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ThoM Who Wear Them ThemPhysiognomists ThemPhyslognomsts ThemPhsslognomists
Physiognomists tell us that the big bignosed bigDOSed bignosed
nosed people do the worlds work worksaid workI worksaid
I said a short nosed man the other day dayand dayand dayand
and they generally add a lot of rub rubbish rnlrbl rnbbWi ¬
bish bl About Napoleons big nose and avidhow andhow aridhow
how be always selected big nosed men mento mento mento
to carry out daring undertakings undertakingsThat
That Napoleon story was Invented Inventedby
by some one with a nose like Cyrano Cyrande Cyranode
de Bergerac who wanted wanted an excuse excusefor excusetor excusefor
for his proboscis pr boscls and therefore pre pretended pretended pretended ¬
tended that his nose was but the in introduction introduction introduction
troduction to a massive imposingcharacter Imposing lmposlnKcl1arncter Imposingcharacter
character It Is true that a big nose nosesometimes is is80metlmes issometimes
sometimes indicative of firmness an andetermination and anddetermlnntlon anddetermination
determination but only when It is as associated assoclated assoelated ¬
sociated with a strong Jaw and longchin long longchin longchin
chin A big nose with a retiring chin chinIs chinIs chinis
Is almost Idiotic in the expression 1 1gives It Itgives itgives
gives to the countenance Every car cartoonist cartoonist cartoonist
toonist knows this Whenever you se sea see seea
a cartoon of a society dude it shows a along along along
long nose and a small chin chinBut chinBut chinBut
But there is something to be said salein saidIn saidLa
in favor of the short noses The short shortnose shortnose shortnose
nose shows wit imagination tact tactjudgment tactjUdgmentdlscretion tactjudgment
judgment jUdgmentdlscretion discretion Socrates S crates bad a asnub asnub asnub
snub nose and of the lively Imagina Imaglnatlve Imaginative imaginative
tive writers In almost any language languagea
a considerable proportion was short shortnosed shortnosed shortnosed
nosed people Long nosed men may maydo maydo maydo
do their share of the worlds work workbut workbut workbut i I
but the short noses write the clever cleverbooks cleverbooks cleverbooks
books and the entertaining plays It IfShakespeare I IShakespeare ItShakespeare
Shakespeare had had a nose like the theDuke theDuke theDuke
Duke of Wellington do you ever sup suppose suppose suppose ¬
pose that he would have written the theMerry theMerry theMerry
Merry Wives of Windsor He Hemight Hemight Hemight
might have been a suecessful theater theatermanager theatermanager theatermanager
manager but would never have becoma be become become ¬
come a literary artist artistSt St Louis LouisGlobeDemocrat LouisGlobeDemocrat LouisGlobeDemocrat
GlobeDemocrat GlobeDemocratPOLITICAL GlobeDemocratPOLITICAL GlobeDemocratPOLITICAL
POLITICAL SPIES SPIESThey SPIESThey SPIESTher
They Are Quite Common A Ail Over the theContinent theContlnen th thContinent
Continent of Europe EuropeOn
On the continent of Europe It It I Is quite quitea
a common thing for royal personages personagesto
to be subjected to espionage mainly mainlyof
of course for political reasons reasonsIn
In France Spain Russia Germany Germanyand
and Austria the practice obtains At A1one Atone Atone
one time during the reign of Napoleon NapoleonIH
IH a email army of political spies was wasengaged w1 wtisengaged I Iengaged
engaged in watching royal subjects In Infact Intact Infact
fact the vigilance of the different par parties parties parties ¬
ties was oo great that there were three threeor
or four distinct secret services The Theemperor Thoemperor Theemperor
emperor had his the empress had hers hersthe bersthe hersthe
the government and the republicans republicansrespectively repubUcnnslespectleJr republicansrespectively
respectively had theirs theirsaU all employed employedto
to watch the th other parties and their thenspies theirspies theirspies
spies spiesMoreover spiesMoreover spiesMoreover
Moreover Bismarck had badbts his spy over overthe overthe overthe
the emperor So that France was over overridden o overridden er erridden ¬
ridden by spies the most important importanthowever Importanthoweer importanthowever
however being Bismarcks to whom whoathe whomthe whomthe
the war was indeed to a great extent extentdue extentdne extentdue
due dueThis
This secret service agent was a Ger German Germnndoctorwhose German ¬
man mnndoctorwhose doctor whose advice the unfortu unfortunate unfortunate unfortunate ¬
nate emperor even preferred to that of ofhis ofhis ofhis
his own court physicians ph h slclallBw and andthtiJI andthtiJIUf thus thuse thuspoleon tkuslsmarckkD
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poleon the real state of the hitters hittershealth l lattetshealth tter tterhealth
health which was of course a very veryimportant veryImportant errImportant
important factor in the political situa situation situation sitnaUon ¬
tion at those times tlmespenrsons Pearsons Weekly WeeklyHe
He Could Run RunHe RunHe RunHe
He could couldron run all ll right all right rightHe rIghtlIe rightHe
He had to Talk about your amatoors amatoorsthat amatoorsthnt amatoorsthat
that spring for sport sportthis this party pnrtybnd pnrtybndlearned ba balearned bad badlearned <
learned to run or starve as a boy an anhad anbadneer anhad
had badneer never forgot how Why say when whenhe whenhe whenhe
he tore hlsself loose from a vicinity it itseemed Itseemed Itseemed
seemed like the whole wholelnndscape landscape was wascrippled wascrIppled wascrippled
crippled I used to try him out by glv gtvin glvln g1vIn
In him a start an suootln at him If Ifhe Ube Ifhe
he beat the bullet we figgered he was
up to form
him wed call it an off of day dayan an un unload unland Unload ¬
load the catridges Ive seen him scare scarea
a jack rabbit up till It was workin un under under nnder ¬
der forced drafts then limp up to toIt toIt toit
It from behind an kind of yawn an anstretch anstretch anstretch
stretch an then goad It to wake up or orelso orelso oreiso
elso get oft the trail tn l an let somebody somebodyrun somebodnm
run that knowed how howMcClures McClures Mag Magaxine Magaz1ne Magazine
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Of the many children and women in inNazareth InNnzarcth InNazareth
Nazareth Palestine who have picked pickedup
up a little English all have a way of ofsaying otsayIng ofsaying
saying of course Instead of a simple simpletres simpleyes j
Yes The expression which French Frenchpeople benchpeople I Ipeople
people catch up as characteristic of ofthe otthe ofthe
the American and Englishman Is al niwars always atW81E ¬
ways Oh year A correspondent who whohas whobas whohas
has cycled down the Rhone valley valleyabout vallerabout valleyabout
about Provence and along the Riviera Rivierafound R1lerafound Rivierafound
found himself greeted with Oh lestby lest yesfby yesrby
by the children In the streets of f nearly nearlyevery nearl nearlevery nearlyevery
every town And he discovered when whenbis whenhIs whenhis
hIs attention had been called to the thepoint thePoint thepoint
point in this way that Oh O year yes was wasreally W3SrealIJ wasreally
really what he and his companions companionswere
were always saying I
HIs Business BusinessThe 8ultn 8ultnTheladT BuetneuThe
The TheladT lady in black pointed toward thesky the theky theM
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My M husband she sighed Is Is up upthere upthere upthere
there but be is looking down Per Perhaps Perhaps Perbaps ¬
haps he sees all that we doJ daIIow doJHow donow
How long has he been dead deadloaamr deadlDaamt deadtaaamr
loaamr we Inquired gently gentlyWith gentlyWith gentlyWith
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papa got to knew boa you XGtlletOD4t XGtlletOD4tt Mother On Onday
day I fell into the water aDd he jesip jesipcd jumed
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a Pricenmr PricenmrIn PriMnIn
In a way behind the scenes ceae Is a apdt apdton pd pdon pdaon
on It Is surely one on of ttbe the very fewpla few fewplaces fewplaces
places pla es where Intelligent mea metaaDd and wo women ¬
men are locked locked1n In n their place pla < > eot of work workand work workand
and where no ineosag me m sapfrOm from the ot otside Oatside ttt tttlde
side lde world is IIa1low allowed to react lHdatJIHa lHdatJIHaThere tji tjna tjnaThere i iThere
There is a tradition that actor actor a tor felt telkare telkareof art areof artof
of unusually unusuallyemotlonaltemperam emotional temperament temperamentand t tand
and if therefore a telegram la I received receiTMat recelr recelrat
at the stage door it Is never deliver delivernntil dellT dellTuntil dellyei dellyeiuntil
until after the thepedonnanceTbe performance The wee aeasnge me mesnge weesage
snge might be an invitation 1to to supper supperor
or it might announce that the actor actorfavorite actorfavorIte actorsfavorite
favorite brother has been beenbJngedor hanged or it itmight 1tmight itmight
might be an offer In a stock stockcompgy stockcompgyto company compaajto
to play twelve times a week or or1t or1tmight orittmight it itmight
might tell the actor that he hew was the thefather tHlather thefather
father of twins or that his bJ wife would wookidie wouJddIe woulddie
die without seeing him again unless walesbe unlesshe
he came at once to her bedside bedsklebut but all alof allot allof
of this information is supposed not to tobe tobe toobe
be good for the actors emotional die dieposition dSIposCUon dktposftlon
position and ndthe the telegram is J therefore thereforsgiven thereforegiven thereforegIen
given the same distinction as themash themash the themash
mash note and kept until after artertbe artertbeperformance the theperformance theperformance
performance Is finished It cannot be besaid tiesatd besaid
said that the actors emotional emot1Gnald1spo emot1Gnald1sposltt dispo disposition dispositton ¬
sition sltt n is very seriously considered be beyond beyond beyond ¬
yond the cast iron ironrnJe rule in regard to totelegrams t ttelegrnms totelegrams
telegrams His comfort and Intelli Intelligence intelilgence ¬
gence gencehave have been slightly flattered hi hia toa
a few theaters of very recent date but bulfor buttor butfor
for the most part the condition ofbehind of ofbehind otbehind
behind the scenes in most playhouses playhousesis es esis
is not calculated to breed particularly particularlyhigh
high thoughts of any kind As a matter matterof matterof
of fact he is treated little better than thanwhen tanwben thanwhen
when he was only a strolling player playera play playa
a gypsy gjpsysevertlJ several centuries agoCharles ago agoCharles a o oCharles
Charles Belmont Davis in Outing Mag lIagnzIne Magazine Magazine ¬
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An Old Farmers Story of efHew f Hew the theName then thefNam thenName
Name Orig Originated OriginatedIn natH natHIn
In the jury room at ntthe the courthouse courtbouseafew a afew afew
few days ago an old time farmer saidas said saidas aI4as
as ho took a chew of tobacco tobaccoAll
All the difference In the world 1m 1mtobacco latobacco iaatobacco
tobacco Ive tried twenty twentydlff dtfftkinds different differentkinds t tkInds
kinds and none is as good as that we weused weused weused
used to make ourselves down on the thefarm thetnrm thefarm
farm We would take a maple log logwhile logwhile logwhile
while twas green and bore a dozen dozenholes doc docholes dosesholes
holes In It with a two twotnch Inch auger angerThey augerThey augerThey
They were our molds We selected our ourchoicest ourchoicest ourchoicest
choicest tobacco and soaked it for forweek a aweek aweek
week or more In wild honey The Thewed Tbettwod Thesewed
wed take the leaf to the log get a agood i igood agood
good hickory tamping stick Itlckand and go to towork towork towork
work workuA workA
workA
uA A little ball of the honey soaked tobacco to tobacco tobaceo ¬
bacco would be put In the auger augartote augartoteand hole koleand holeand
and tamped In with the stick and a ahammer ahammer ahammer
hammer Wed pound It In l solid Ball Ballafter Ballaft Ballafter
after aft r ball would be rammed in and andpounded andpounded andpounded
pounded until the whole became a sol eolId solId ol olIdplng
Id Idplng plug When the hole was nearly nearlyfull nearl nearlfullW nearlyfull
full fullW we would pound In the plug plugthen awl awlthen aMthen
then the tbelog log would be put away to toson sea season season ¬
son As the wood dried the moisture moisturewould mol trei treiwould lire lirewould
would be drawn from the tb robs tobacco tobaccoAWt tobatobaccoevermade
AWt ap tf 0 0tobacco fMiJtfr + V l ltobacco
tobacco tobaccoevermade evermade ever made was WM taken takll1troIa fro It ItWe rtWe ItWe
We called It plug tobacco aDd tbaft thatswhere tbaftwhere tKt1wbere
where the name orlglnatedttX orlginatsXassaeCity originated orlglnatedttXCiq Kansas KansasClt
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What was the theorlglnot origin of the phrase phraseEnough phraHUEnough phraseEnough
Enough to make a cat laughDr laugh laughDr
Dr Hurrays Dictionary notices only onlyEnough onllEnough onlyEnough
Enough to make a cat speak peakwhJcli1 peakwhJcli1Is which whichIs
Is explained as signifying something sometliiBgextraordinary somethingextraordinary ometldJllextrnon11nnry
extraordinary especially something somethiagvery ome omevery
very good to drink Old liquor IIquoraWe able tomake tomake to tomake
make a cat C4tspeaktt speak Is looted from an anearly anearly anearly
early eighteenth century source lOurceand lOurceandtherewltb and andtherewith andtherewith
therewith Stephanos remark to Call Callban Callbnn Callban
ban la compared Open your rourmouth month
here is that which will wUlglve give language languageto
to you cat Miss Squeers maidserv maidservant mal maidservitnt serv servnt ¬
ant nt said that only to see HIM Squeers Squeersfriend Squ Squeersfriend nt ntfriend
friend Miss Price toM her bead was wasenough walenougb warenough
enough to make a tomcat talk Preach Freadagrammar Preachgrammar Ft Ftgrnmmar
grammar But even that is 1 not exactly ex exactly uactl ¬
actly actl laughing Has it anything to do dowith 41with dowith
with the mythical Cheshire animal animalLondon anlma17London animalLondon
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There was an ancient law la Mi Michusetta YUH YUHchusetta Massachusetta
chusetta that ladles dresses should MwI4mado be bemade bemade
made long enough to hide their shoe shoebuckles Hoebuckles shoebuckles
buckles In 1000 an act of the general generalcourt decalcourt aJ aJcourt
court prohibited abort ale sleeve eeTH ve an aDd required required re required ¬
quired garments to be lengtbeaea kngthe Jen e4 so 80to as asto asto
to cover co er the anus to the wrists 1rrIItgowns a4 a4gowns aMgowns
gowns to totbe the shoe buckles lM Iaza o oorate o4 o4erate otcrate
crate great breeches knots of rlbboa rlbboabroad rl rlbrondsboutder ribboebroad
broad brondsboutder shoulder bands and they beaUk besilk be besilk
silk roses double dou le raffs and cuffs were wereforbidden wereCorblt1denln wereforbidden >
Corblt1denln forbidden In the thoaame same colony coIGt1TIII I I1O3 IB IBLG53
LG53 L Fairbanks was tried for forIng t wesr wesrlnggreat wewlug
lug lnggreat great boots but was acquitted acquittedThe acquttTn
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certain millionaires house IK New err
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stories to juveniles bappes6 bappes6ploy app etl etlplo I ess essploy
ploy the old proverb The early hlrrcatches hr hrratches WIt WItcatches
catches the worm A little bay be7tIoned < BM seetioned BMtkmed >
tIoned the proverb promptly Bet 1Jctwasnt Betwasnt Batwasnt
wasnt the worm wormtooUeb foolish to HMtQ ad Mfctd Mfctdto ed edto
MtQ to get tip early ud ad be caught Mpdear Uy Uytiear T Tdear
dear aId M the story teUerthatwrsi teUerthatwrsiiadnt teller tbetws tbetwshadnt lat lathadnt
hadnt been to bed at aS deust X Ba wa wanst war warjust
just nst getting borne borneGJH homeClr botueGirl
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