Newspaper Page Text
;T6e Times, TWELVE PAGES. UWOSSO. M1CU.. NOVEMBER 10. 1893, What Do You Take Medicine for? Because you are sick and want to get well or because you wlsa to pre vent Miles. Then remember that Uood'e Sarsaparilla cures all diseases caused by im pure blood and debility of the system. It is not what Its proprietors say but what Mood' Sarsaparllla t oes. that tells the story of its merit. Be sure to get Hood's and only Hood's. 'nrely vegetable llood's Pills 23c. Marriage Licenses. Percy II. Jajro, Bennington. 23 Alice McKouen, Bennington 21 v HI. men, ia'iiuuij;iuu.,... h Anna B. Preston, Westmoreland, Pa... 21 Krnest Finch, Henderson 21 f.' I. tr IT 1 juanuu jvrej3, iiximvrsoii is Wm. Phelps, Corunna 27 V fin-.. T Unrlnn rni.nnr. Ol vjviatd. muiuvu, vjiuiuia i Alfred J. Wilkinson, Corunna 21 Oeorgena McBrien, Owosso., 18 Frank S. Ketchum, Shiawassee 32 Lilian L. Colby, Shiawassee , 34 Cyrus Williams, Owosso 33 Kmuia Larner, Chesaning 20 , Allow me to add my tribute totheefQca py of Ely's Cream Balm. I was suffering from a severe attack of influenza and catarrh and was Induced to try your remedy. The rajult was marvelous. I could hardly ar ticulate, and in less than twenty-four hours the catarrhal symptoms and my hoarseness a sappearea ana i was aoie to Bing a neavy role in Grand Opera with voice unimpaired. I strongly recommend It to all singers Wm. 11. Hamilton, Leading Basso of the C. D. Hess Grand Opera Co. Real Estate Transfers. WOODHULL. I. N. Harney to J. Colby, 0 a on sec 15, $400. RUSH. II. ' onstine to II. W. Horn, 40 a on eec 7, $1,000. 81IIAWA8SEE. a tv..:,. i t l nf r.n 4 iji iiiua tw u ..unit tiui'i, it rvu i 4 nml O. ClSOn. 11. iierricK to lu. is, uryant, $ a on cec 20, $1.' w. uavis to . in. uavia. oi a on sec 4 and 9, $1100. OWC8SO. J. Cooper to F. Launstcin, 15 a on sec ' 21, $S0O. .OWOSSO CITY. M. .T. Bycrly to F. II. Sanderson, 4 by o rous on fcc io, jhou. W. II. Lingln to F. J. McDaniels, lot 1 and 2, blk 15, AVoodlawn Park, $150. J. Carmody to P. Carniody, und of lot 3 and 4 blk 1, A. B. C. add, $900. IJYROX. ' J. Closo to T. A. Lawric, pt lot C and K Iioberts'add,$100. . DURAND C; E. Derinison to L. C. Williams, lot 5 and 0 blk 2, C. E. 1). add, $150. Same to E K. Smith, lot 1 and 2 blk 1, same add, $100. ame to J. K.Smith, ptlot 3 blk 2, same . add, $10. Same to same, lot 9 and 10 blk 3, same , add, $110. ' PFRRV " O. W. Lucas to S. A. Hall, lot 3 blk 2, $1(55.50. It. M. Stichler to M. P. Stichler, lot 12 and 13, blk 3, $700. IIAZELTON. j II St. John t I VTernon, 40 a on sec 1, 12200. FAIRFIELD. T. W. Axtell to M. A. Cheney, 40 a on sec24,$lG00. There is more catarrh in this section of the country than ail other diseases put to gether, and until the last few years was supposed to be Incurable. For a great many years doctors pronounced it a local disease and prescribed local ' remedies and by constantly failing to cure it by local treatment pronounced it Incurable. Science has proven catarrh to be a constitutional disease and therefore requires constitutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufact ured by F. G. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only constitutional cure on the mar ket. It Is taken Internally in doses from 10 drops to a teaspoonful. It acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the sys tem. They offer one hundred dollars for any case it fails to cure. Send for circulars and testimonials. Address F. J. Cuexey & Co., Toledo, Ohio. CSTSoId by Druggists, 7(5c Part and Present. Belle I can't bear to think of my thir tieth birthday. Alice Why. dear, what happened? . Vogue, "A chemical success and medical triumph . so speaks an eminent physician in reference to Ayer's Cherry Pectoral; and the eoulogy was none too strong. No other medicine is so safe and efficacious In all diseases of the throat and lungs. Hit Idea oUt. An American (after the football game) Tell me, how did you like ltP Isn't it quite up to your bull fights at home? Spaniard It is excitiDg, very, butdoesit not strike you as unnecessarily brutal? Boston Transcript. 'Nothing succeeds like success" and nothing will more quickly Insure success than true merit. For fifty years Ayer's Sarsaparllla has maintained its popularity as the superior blood purifier. It stands upon its own merits and never falls to give satisfaction. A Drain Straining Relation. George What are you studying so des- perately this time of night? Jack A book of nautical terms and the " language'of flowers. -Great snakes! Gonecraiy?" MJfo, I'm la love with the daughter of ' captain and have to talk to both." ! Good News. Piiifi A QUAINT CIMMONV. A Wedding Which Was Conducted In Ac cordance With Quaker llltes. At coon, in the prim meeting house of the Society of Friends at Rutherford place and Fifteenth street, Miss Eliza beth Willets and Dr. Samuel W. Lam bert married themselves. No minister officiated, for none was needed. No prayers were said, and no music greeted their approach to the altar. Ceremony and display were lacking. Half an hour before the ceremony was to take place the little meeting house was crowded to the walls. Three thou sand invitations had been sent put, but only about 400 could gain entrance. Everything had a subdued character the pews painted in soft yellowish brown colors, the ceremony, the decorations and the people. No flowers were dis played, but the rostrum and the choir seats were banked with a mass of palms. Especially noticeable among the people were the young women, clad in soft col ored cloth gowns, wearing big hats, which drooped in unexpected turns and crept out over their foreheads and had soft veils twisted about the brims, which shaded the eyes and the brows. These young women as they entered kept their eyes right toward the pewa where they were going to sit. Scattered among the crowd pressing into the church came a few Friends dressed in their old time at tirewearing smooth black coats, with velvet faced standing collars and broad topped lapels, and broad crowned, wide brimmed black hats. Miss Willets reached the church, ac companied by her father, shortly before noon. A few minutes later the ushers led the procession up the aisle. Follow ing were the two bridesmaids. The bride advanced leaning on her father's arm. She wore a white satin gown trimmed with point lace and a tulle veil. The bridesmaids were attired in delicate green and white striped gowns, made with full skirts and adorned with black velvet bows. The procession was received at the rostrum by Dr. Lambert and his best man and Dr. J. W. Markoe. Dr. Lam bert advanced and took Miss Willets by the right hand. They stood facing each other, scarcely looking at their assem bled friends, as Dr. Lambert said: "In the presence of the Lord and these, my friends, I promise to take thee to bo my wedded wife, promising through di vine assistance to be a faithful and af fectionate husband till death." Then Miss Willets spoke a few hur ried words, inaudible to the people. What she said was: "In the presence of the Lord and my friends I promise to tako thee to be my wedded husband, promising through di vine assistance to be a faithful and affec tionate wife until death." No prayer was offered, but after a itioment's pause Mr. Howard J. Wright, the white haired clerk of the meeting, unrolled a large certificate. Dr. and Mrs. Lambert walked a step or two to the left, where he was standing, and then seating himself in a chair Dr. Lambert signed his name to the certifi cate. Then Mrs. Lambert signed the document, writing not her maiden name, but her new name. . Then Mr. Wright stood up and read the certificate, which recounted that on the 21st day of October the two parties in the presence of witnesses had pledged themselves to be husband and wife. To this certificate is appended a list of wit nesses giving testimony that the cere mony was performed. The marriage is recorded in the birth, marriage and death book of the society. New York Letter. HE PRIZES THE BANDAGE. The Life of a Toung Man Saved by the Petticoat of a Fair Texan. Arthur Kauffman, a young Memphian who was in the wreck on the Wabash road, arrived home with his head bound up in a bloody white bandage, which he regards as his most precious possession. He says gold and jewels couldn't buy that strip of cloth. Kauffman says that when the collision came something hit bim, and he lost consciousness. When he regained his senses, he was lying be side the wreck of the car, bleeding copi ously from a deep cut on the head and unable to help himself. Just a he was about to faint again from weakness, an awfully pretty girl came up and spied him. She was Miss Taylor of Jeffer son, Tex., who had escaped injury in the wreck. She realized at once that the young man would bleed to death if not attend ed to. Without a moment's hesitation the whipped off her petticoat and tear ing out a strip bound it tightly on Kauff-' man's head. The bleeding was checked' and his life saved. . To say that he feels deeply grateful to the fair Texan would be drawing it very mildly, and he vows he will keep the bandage as long as he lives. Memphis Cor. St. Louis Republic. Old the Queen Know? Newspapers here recently announced with a great display of type that the queen had been graciously pleased to present many bottles of wine to various London hospitals for the use of poor pa tients. The same papers have carefully refrained from giving currency to there port published in reputable provincial Journals to the effect that most of the wine in question was the refuse of the royal cellars and unfit for use in hospi tals. It wan in very bad condition. Many of tho bottles were half empty, and others were so badly corked that the contents had turned sour. It is charita bly suggested that her frugal majesty was ignorant of these defects. New York Sun's London Letter. ' Wheat Production. A visitor in Washington at present is Ivan Ottlik of Buda-Pesth, councilor in the royal Hungarian ministry of agri culture. His journey to America is for the purpose of investigating American agricultural economics. He has trav eled largely in the west and believes that our farmers are overproducing wheat and that this course is also ex hausting tho soil, Washington Dispatch.' 7 hSw tgcAwe rorAPTLft, Jf Used Carefall7.lt Will Double the Time - , They Will Keep. There is no question about the impor tance of so far as possible preventing the bruising of the fruit. It may be safely assumed that germs of decay are lurking about everywhere, ready to come in con tact with any substances. A bruise or cut in the skin is therefore even worse than a rough place caused by a scab fungus as a lodgment provided by the minute spores of various sort. If the juice exudes, it at once furnishes the choicest of conditions for molds to grow. An apple bruised is the fruit for the de cay of which germs are specially in vited, and when such a specimen is placed in the midst of other fruit it soon be comes a point of infection for its neigh bors on all sides. Seldom is a fully rot ten apple found in a bin without several others . near by it being more or less af fected. A rotten apple is not its broth er's keeper. The surrounding conditions favor or retard the growth of the decay fungi. If the temperature is near freezing, they are comparatively inactive, but when the room is warm and moist tho fruit cannot be expected to keep well. Cold storage naturally checks the decay. The ideal apple has no fungous defacements and no bruises. If it could be placed in a dry, cool room, free from fungous germs, it ought to keep indefinitely until chemical change ruins it as an article of food. ' ' How to Prepare Camphorated Oil. Put 8 ounces of gum camphor cut in pieces into a bottle and add a pint of sweet oil. Put the bottle in a pan of hot water on the stove, raising it from the bottom of the pan by setting it on nails or keys. Leave until the camphor is dissolved; then shake well. , Mow to Reduce In Weight. A young English girl afflicted with an undesirable amount of adipose tissue has succeeded in ridding herself of a large amount of it without injuring her health by following the regimen given below. She began by getting up at 6 o'clock every morning and taking a three mile walk before breakfast without consider ing the weather. At 0 o'clock she had a large cup of coffee, with very little sugar, and a slice of dry bread. Then she occupied herself as she liked until 2 o'clock, when more bread and some vege tables composed her meal. At 4:30 she was off for another long walk, followed by a cup of tea and a few dry biscuits. Ninety days of this regimen reduced her weight from 183 to 143 pounds. llow to Make Buckwheat Cakes. The old fashioned rule for buckwheat cakes is undoubtedly the best, and it calls for 4 cupf uls of buckwheat, a small cupful of Indian meal, an even table spoonful of salt, a half cake of com pressed yeast, 2 cupfuls of water and 2 cupfula of milk, mixed together and added when lukewarm. These cakes must be mixed up over night and left to rise till morning. In the morning they should have risen and fallen back. This condition of the batter may be told by inspecting the sides of the dish, where the mark to which the batter has risen will be found. This would not bo a desirable state of things in the case of any other batter, as it would indicate that it was sour, but the slight acidity which would exist in a properly raised buckwheat batter if it were not corrected by soda is complete ly done away with when an even tea spoonful of soda stirred in half a cupful of lukewarm milk is put in in tho morn ing just before the cakes are baked. When the soda is added, the cakes should foam up like yeast. IIow to Clean Mirror. Wash them off with a chamois skin wrung out of clean water. ' They will dry brilliantly and need no polishing. This is the easiest way to wash glass in doors or windows also. How to Prevent a Cold. Do not allow yourself to feel "chilly. It may indicate a circumstance or phys ical condition, either of which can be modified by prompt attention. If you are chilly from a draft, move away from it, stop it off or put on more clothes. If the coldness arises from a physical condition, you are probably taking cold. Heat a brick and sit with your feet upon it until you are heated through. How to Make a Library Attractive. A good cartridge paper, in a soft, light olive, a clear gray blue or gray, is one of the best medium priced coverings that can be selected for a library wall. Red which is ideal as an evening color, and also for its daytime warmth can only be safely used i a very sunny or a well lighted room. Otherwise it absorbs too much light. Certain shades of old red and old pink have not, however, that drawback. The dull colored tapestry papers with much blue and green make a quaintly effective background in a li brary, but they, too, require a bright room. If a library is little used as a daytime workshop and is well lighted . in the evening, any color that is not too delicate may be chosen. IIow to Clean Glove, Ribbons and Laces. A popular preparation for cleaning such articles is a mixture of a dram sulphuric ether, a dram chloroform, 2 drams alco hol and a quart deodorized benzine. Pour the fluid into a bowl and wash the articles,-rubbing them gently. Rinse in a fresh supply, hen pull them carefully into shape an hang Ihem in a current of air for a short time. Hew to ITfake Crullers. One and one-half teacupfnls of sugar, half a teacupful of sour milk, one-third of a teacup of bntter, an egg well beaten, a small teaspoonful of soda dissolved in hot water, flour enough to roll out into a stiff past. Fry in hot lard. How to Clear the Volee For Singing. Oargle with borax water or let a small pinch of the borax melt gradually in the mouth and then swallow it. . . a liary-I m km.. , 1 . house. Mrs. ifflTvnTrir "r D"8iw In the v ; " - we oeuer scream murder? SEtt eceMary?I left three Inter Ocean. wra.-Chlcago The Color or Electricity. . At a meeting of the British Meteoro logical society at London, Shelford Bid well made a remarkable experiment, showing the effects , of electricity upon steam. It is a well known fact that tho shadow of a jet of steam cast upon any white background under ordinary cir cumstances is of feeble intensity and of a neutral tint. But, however, if the jet be given a discharge of electricity just at the moment when it comes in contact with the air, the density of the shadow is amazingly increased as a result of con densation, and. it assumes a peculiar orange brown hue with lines and waves merging into inky blackness. Mr. Bid well, the only person to my knowledge who has ever made these ex periments scientifically, sucrcrests that the electricity promotes a coalescence of the exceedingly minute particles of wa ter contained in the jet of steam, thus forming drops large enough to obstruct the more refrangible rays of light, but why the color of the shadow should change from neutral to shades of at least three well defined colors he does not at tempt to explain. From one of his late articles I gather ideas which point to th , intense blackness of thunderclouds be ing due to similar causes. St. Louis Re public. A New Certain Curs for Plies. Wo do not intend to indorse anv excent articles of genuine merit: we therefore tako pleasure in recommending to suffer ers from Piles in any form, a prompt and permanent cure. The following letters speak for themselves: Mrs. JHary u. Tyler, of Ileppner. Ore.. writes: Ono tkir. of Pvramid Pilo Cure entirely cured mo of piles from which I have suffered for years, and I have never had tho slightest return of them since. Mr. E. O'Brien, Rock Bluffs, Neb., says: Tho pkg. of Pyramid Pilo Cure entirely removed every trace of itching piles. I cannot thank you enough for it. Tho Pyramid Pilo Cure is a new, cer. tain, painless cure for every form of pileSr It is safe, sure and cheap. Any druggist will get it for you if you ask him. ! !g 1B!B . II Late of LONDON, now of CHICAGO, with a Branch Office and Laboratory at HILLSDALE, MICH, Has Visited Southern Michigan for the past Year, and during these visit has examined and prescribed tor hundreds, and effected some of the most Wonderful Cure ever made In the State. r . Ask your friends and neighbor about Dr. Holman 8. Humphrey. There is scarcely a jrhborhoo I In th 'toSf Ji tod benefit of the doctor's wonderful skill, and rarely a family which has not had ono or more of ft tnmnben nsihed from ' to health after all hope had been given up .and the family physician had pronouaoed the ease Incurable. If afflicted dojiot toll to oaauluM most eminent physician and surgeon. All examinations, ooaiuluaiouA sad adrlos frs. In Owosso, . Examination Free to All. 'Although the doctor Is In many coses compelled to use expensive instruments and chemicals In making analyses, miore ooplo and other scientific examinations, yet he makes no charges to anyone, bellow lng It to be a part of the physician's duty to ascertain the patient's true condition without expense to the sufferer. When ever and wherever Dr. Flumphrey decides to locate a monthly visit crowds flock to see him, and no wonder, for by the first ex aminatlon, and often without asking a question, he tells the Invalid what the trouble Is, and the prospect of a cure, and most wonderful of all he values his first Impression and first look at a patient more than all else, and Dr. Humphrey is never mistaken In his diagnosis In any case. The doctor's methods differ markedly from the general practitioner In all re speots. Following the plan of St. George's Hospital of London, be registers every particular as to the patient's physical con dition and mental state. The condition of each organ, locntlon of any and all dis eased parts, and whether sympathetle or organic, together with the amount and nature of the disease. In this way the en tire amount of vital energies are readily computed and the restoring power of the body measured against the force and en ergy and destructive capabilities of the dis ease. Thus knowing the actual condition of the tissues and the effeut of speclOo medicines upon every structure of tbe body, unlike most doctors, he Is enabled to say positively whether any given esse Is curable or not, and can also give- the ap proximate time an expense or treatment, and would here point out the utter de lusion cherished ty many patieute that they ought to get well in a few days or weeks, notwithstanding tbe fact that they have suffered for years. Delays Are Dangerous Many diseases rre so deceptive that hundreds are ailing with dangerous, yet Insidious, maladies, ail u noon so Ions of their true condition. They know they are not well, but are entirely Ignorant of the deadly fangs fastening upon some vital organ, -which must sooner or later utterly destroy them unices rescued by a skilled hand. Are you afflicted? Your case may be easily curable now, but remember, every moment of neglect brings yep nearer the day when an Incurable stage may supervene, when th most skillful Fhysleian can render you no assistance. . The present ts ours. The uture may be too latb. ' A Life of Experience and Opportunity. Dr. Humphrey's entire life baa been derrotedto the stady and work of bis profession, and Is rich In practical experlenoe In hospital, dis pensary and private practice, and many of tho truly wonderful things he has seen and done. If told, would read more like fiction than sober truth. In the great hospitals of Karope bis opportunities have been second to no living man's; not only so, but no has thoroughly traveled, and his views of life, disease, eta, are so brood and cosmo politan that like a Gould or a VandorbUs In railroad business, he keeps watch of and overlooks the entire medical wwld constantly. The methods of McKenzie, Virchow, Partes r, Koch. Browa-Soquard, M. Hergeon, Fothergill. Bernard, etc, are mm familiar to Id in as to themselves, and while ever ready to grasp and retain fact, he holds fast to old friends tenaciously, and makes new oneat cautiously, ex perience having long since proven that one old tratft well applied is worth a dozen conjectures however plausible, Latest Discoveries and Ituproveiatutv Dr. Humphrey Is the only physician,-who has had the special sdvantare of Eu.opean boipltal studies in microscopy of tbe blood aid tissues, who carries with him a full tine of iMBtruinent and apparatus for making strict iy scientific exsmluMlons of the vnrloue text ure and secretions of tho body, as the urine blood, discharges of any kind, entarrhal so cretlons, etc., eto. which examinations are now considered lndlnsble to a oorn-ct dlagnoalo In all forms of otwoure and chronl diseases. As very few doctors outsldo the larreeities are thus prepared with costly outfit of ndoroeoople xnd other essential Instruments for making at mlctly flrst-clsss diagnosis in many case, tbe afClcted would do well to call upon the doctor and get bis opinion and learn whether tho doors of hope arc yet open or forever closed I against mem. There comes a turning point In the course of every disease; this is especially true of all prorreesive diseases, all or any of which are curable up to a certain time; that la, until such tissue change in some Import nt orran .iMiinn ftf TTrlneA. (Examination lor """-"Tr'" Free Urinal vala bring from two to four tr All UUm I..1..UI twpbl'lWW .wd rr. Ail. .r,..p..J.n.. ..4 II What is I jastorla is Dr. Samuel Pitcher's prescription for Infanta and Children. It contains neither Opium, Morphino nor other Narcotic substance. It is a harmless substitute for Paregoric, Drops, Soothing Syrups, and Castor Oil It is Pleasant. Its guarantee- is thirty years use by. Millions of Mothers. Castorla destroys 'Worms and allays fevcrishncss. Castorla prevents vomiting' Sour Curd,, cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. Castorla relieves teething troubles, cures coustipatiou nnd flatulency. Castorla assimilates tV food, regulates the stomach and bowels, giving J -V.thy and natural sleep. Cos toria Is tho Children'.- ; .mucecv-tho Mother's Friend. "Castorla Ut. 1 cxuelli'-tmrdlclne fvr chil dren. Mothers have repeatedly told me of its good effect upon their children." Da. O. C. Osgood, Lowell, Uass. Castorla is the best remedy for children of which I am acquainted. I hope the day is not far distant when mothers will consider the real Interest of their children, and use Castorla in stead of the various quack nostrums which are destroying their loved ones, by forcing opium, morphine, soothing syrup and other hurtful agents down their throats, thereby sending them to premature graves." Pa. J. F. KntCHKLOB, Conway, Ark. Thm Centaur Company, 77 III .1 1 Wfrfll ByilHi'lH'1 g,, ,rJrMi; " "'" "IT iiTr ONE DAY ONLY, Office at the Wilbermuth Housn, MA AW sA u 111 Dr. HOLMAN S. HUMPHREY Cores alter all others Fail. oerrect men, physically. inriv and m I ml. mix II fe preserve it at an r orgs as has taken place, as to affect the proper function of said oraan and finally break dora the actual structure luelf. Even tn sone oases wbe; this has hsppened unuMual sfciU may stop the destructive oper ation, stay too inroads of the disease, and five the patieota comfortable and uaeful Ife. Ortwr caeca, If nerleotod. after passing a certain stage, die In pito of all that skill can do. Henoeitlsnot only dangerous tode lay. butofttimoscrir Inal. for most all of us live for those we lo- e. far more than for ourselves, ami It Is a -rime "gainst these w neglect oorselvoa until premature death olosos t'se scene. Diseases of Women. such as have bafflod the skill of all other phyridnns aad their remelks. Dr. Iliimpj rey tmirttly cores. Oiinom-i, tumors, fibroid and polypoid growths cured without the use of tbe knife or e uUea No cutting, no para, no danger. ; Xamheod Perfectly Restored. Quick, painless and certain euro forlmpo- TL persons aufferlnr with obscure disease, or YZ? itnn for examination. I II II 11 I j, r. ?JJ ' M Castoria. M Castorla Is so well adopted to children tiutf I recommend it as superior to auy prescription known to me." II. A. Archer, H. 111 80. Oxford St., Brooklyn, N. Y 44 Our physicians in the children,' depart ment have spoken highly of thou expert ence In their outside practice with Castorla. and although we only have among ; medical supplies what is known as rfu'iu-: products, yet we are free to confess that Um merits of Castoria has woa us to look with f aror upon it." Unitep Hospital and Dispinsabt, Boston, Mass. Allen C. Smith, iVet., Murray Street, Ifew York City. Friday, DEC. 8 Clironlo DUeiM, .m h4a vtinlA Km. tn LYi trMtmaal at cbronlo and long standing and surgical dis eases; CHBes ST 1 veil up vj uukt uwwi aiMiuv nouncea incuruio, no must umim w m r. II.. k-.w K UaA naai-lvXnm OIIMM In th state of Michigan, while his patients all told la Minnesota, Wisconsin, iiiumin, auubuib, iw nessee. Georgia, Ohio and Indiana, have been f.,iiw A., rlnmi that niimhr. nnarlv two-thlrda of these sufferers were given up as hopeless UnllHi inma tn ha hhnd. inmt deaf, end others a prey to scrofula, clironio kidney dis ease, oonBUffipuon, aeeirucuf e lcnuui uvuuin, Among others, hundreds of .Children hopeless ly deformed. But behold bow many of them see and bear, while nearly all are rapidly oeingeurea. . . Tbe doctor is surrounded with the finest and most extensive collection of instruments ever iaM.H t V(a nnuntrv fnt MTfiminlntT And treating all forms of chr.onio aliments of tbe bead. Tares eye, ear, inro .1, oaest lunn, nwn, stomooh, liver, spleen, k dneyst bowels, repro ductive organs, urinary organs. . brain and eases, piles, hip diseases, iatica, skin diseases. mUeor female ' Tbe doctor a specific medicines go straight to tho diseased organ, and oin be plainly felt at work In the diseased pat s very shortly after their use Is begun. They are pleasant to take, mild but searching la ac tion, yet agree wits the most delicate lady or child, do not reduce the strength, and can be used while at the usual occupation, as mat y patients still able for bard work and oloso attention to business are often slowly, surely yet unconsciously dying, knowing themselves Ul, yet deoelved Into a false security, th y procrastinate and put off the matter until the case is rendered InninM. Tha 1ntri MrnAflt.lv rtYlurata all persons under treatments o write him often, ft advice may be neoessary week after wsr Jt In order to push any given case on as rapidly as possible, and a good ootnmon-sense statement on the part of the patient by mall Is the next thing to a personal consultation. . Foots for Men of All Ages. By reason of false modesty the youth of our land are kept In Ignorance of the serious results which certain solitary and Indiscreet practices produce. These vices If persisted In eventually undermine the constitution, induce nervous debility and early decay, organic weakness, premature loss of the manly powers. Involuntary loss of vital fluids, general prostration, and oftentimes Imbecility and chronic epilepsy. Or all maladies afflictinr mankind there Is probably none about which the common family doctor In general practice knows so little, yet no sufferers need the attention of tbe experienced specialist more than these, and here we have to minister to a diseased body, a diseased mind, and imaginations filled with morbid deslre and fearful apprehensions. Dr. Humphrey's un paralleled sacoess with these unfortunates arises not only from the f ut nt th mnat utontifln and aneclno medication known either la i hi or any other conntry, but also to the faot of the direct tnfluenee of bis powerful will upon the peculiar mental depression always round insiicn cases, oy wnicn ne is eunuieu w uuw vi own energy into their bootless Uvea. . Were not all such cases held In the most sacred confidence the doctor could print letters from ihsmuaiMia if rmtaful n&tlents wbo have been oared, and are to-day and mentally. Disease or dobillty of the re- the aten of I la elasticity dims the brlant eye. .aia thn nhenk. develnoa oowardloe. and of tor destroys thehrlffhteM Intellect. The reproductive function Is the mainspring of animal nazaras. tenoo. lost manhood. BDematorrnaaa. weakness and nervous debility, also for pros tatitis, varicocele ana an private aiseoses. whether from lmprud t habits of youth or I sexual excesses In matuie years, or any cause! that oentiitatea tne sexuat rnnouons, speeany and permanently cured. Consultation rre and strictly confidential. Absolute cures guar anteed. Ho risk Incurred. Epilepsy or Fits set ntiflcally treated and posiMveiy oureo cy a norer-xoiung meiooa. Persona onsklllrally treated bv Ignorant nmrnnders who keen trilling with them month sfter month, giving polnonous and Injurious compound, should coll a id see the doctor . , Wonderful Cures by my Improved method of treatment accomplished la nervous debility, premature deollneof manly"powers.and kindred affections, which have been neglected or un ktllfully treated. No ex erlments or failures. Patients treated by mr and medicines sent by express. Personal consultation prof era bio. we guarantee ourableca sea, . . suspected kidney affections, would do well to While Dr. Humphrey's permanent address la w.lt.H.. I. .Irl.Urt