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li " U WKnmuww2t- t ,stjj Frr3';ic;j' ""r ii T!l""""pB,BBBsaTsBaBafaBBssaafa IT si 'yj-s -4 1 1 f&fc ONLY. PROPER REVENGE RRBUKINQ THE PRESUMPTION OF THE MARRIED WOMAN. Too Many Seek to Probe Into the Heart Secrete of Their Leu For- tunate Slaters, and Deserve 8evere Treatment A good many Inferences might bo mado about her own experience In preserving the tender passion with a lire husband. To write so feelingly of the preservative qualities of a dead lover naturally suggests that a living spouse gave her cnusn to do some cob bling at the run-down heels of senti ment. Dut that did not excuso her Impertinence! Nothing gave her the right In the sight of God, man or other women; nothing excused her. A cowboy with a record for men ho had killed finally met his match. His admiring friends were "stumped" to find an epitaph to put upon tho monument they bullded him. At last they hnd graven there In chaste and forceful simplicity, "Ho done his durncdest." I, too, faltering beforo tho futility of language as a means of expressing Just what the married woman does who asks tho Impertinent question, say, "She does" It Isn't necessary to repeat tho quotation. Why, tho married woman who does It Is a Roclal ghoul cavorting heed lessly, wantonly, cruelly, hideously on tho grave of dead hopes, gouging her question Into tho body of lost love! Deforo sho married she was llko other women thoroughfarers. Afterwnrd, seated In tho matrimonial antomobtlo, sho dashes headlong among the ones who still walk and knocks tho very breath out of them Apparently, she thinks tho marriage machlno Is meant to send single pedestrians scurrying and dodging. Anyway, that's tho use she makes of it. If married women forget how It feels to be unmarried and askpd why, hero Is telling them! It feels painful and lonely and sad. It takes sweetness and courage and nn enormous amount of tho good, gar den variety of sense to bnar up grace fully. And when Idle or thought less curiosity goes digging and snag gllng and punching nbout In the sore and sacred places of the heart, the suffering and tho rage It creates is too awful to mention. What really ought to happen to th&io Inquiring matrons Is this: When one asks a maid tho question, tho mold should scare her Into gal loping hysterics by looking meaning ly at tier ono and only husband and observing, con expresslone "The man I love Is mnrrlcd!" Tho matron would THINK. Indeed, sho would be thinking even while she hurriedly plended an engagement nnd piloted her husband out of the maid's dangerouB neighborhood Pos slbly that Is all that Is needed Justv to set tho married Interrogators think ing to mnko them realize the enorm ity of their offense. Surely tho utter violation of good taste, tho Inexcus ablo Intrusion Into personal affairs, tho suffering they carelessly create must mako them pause. If a wife nsks the ItRASON and a mnld liiBlnuntes that SHE Is IT. sho levels tho popgun of her Impediment Inquiry full in the face of another spinster And overy matron mndo to think nnd feel n llttlo wholesome fear, perhnps will mean ono less maid, nt least, to bo grilled on tho hot plate of tho married woman's curiosity. If every pretty and attractive un married woman would follow out this suggestion n reformation would be effected that would enahlo us to pre serve the sneredness of our memories or our pride or our reputations! It's worth trying! Now York Press. No Chang:. Tuoy had parted yeure ago. Now, In tho deepening shadows of Scotland's twilight, they met agnln. "Hero bo tho old stile, Annlo." he said. "Aye; nnd hero bo our Initials that you carved, John," Mie replied. Tho enfiiilng sllenco wns only bro ken by tho buzzing of an aviator over head. Honey-laden memories thrilled through tho twilight and flushed their glowing checks. "Ah, Annie." exclaimed John, Bud donly solzlng her fair, slim hand, "yo'ro Jlst us beautiful as yo over were, nn' I hao novor forgotten yo, my brmnlo lass!" "And yo. John," sho cried, while hor blue cen moistened tremulously, "aro Jlst as big a leear ns over, an' I bollovo yo Jlst tho same!" Flannels and Furs. Probably ono of the hardest things In this world to mako a girt under stand la that if sho will wear plorfty of red flannel sho won't need any fun. Galveston News. THE ONLY WAY. L!L& Orvlllo Stoute Have I my slippers or my shoes on, Maria? Mrs. Stoute Take 'em off and see for yourself. ,ll ll, I A COLD WAVE causes anxiety among those who are sickly and run down, whose blood is impoverished, and vitality low; but don't remain in that condition HOSTETTER'S STOMACH BITTERS will build you up, strengthen the entire system and prevent Stomach Ills. Golds and Grippe. Try a bottle and be convinced. Start today. 'I I"' ALBERTA THE PRICE OF BEEF is ninir avt so IH TMK ,1'IUCK OF C'ATTLi;. For rears the Prorlnee of Allierta (Western i anoils) was tlin Big ltanchlngCour.tr j.Mnnr at these, ranches tutt.-ir aialnirnensogrulnflclils nllfl thn rntilA hnvn Fire placo to Urn ctiltlTallonnf wheat, emu, butler and (tan tho change lias mado manr thousand of Americans, settled on theso plains, wealthy, but It has In- irruaea imi price 01 hto awes. There la snlcndld onDonnnltr Dow to get a Free Homestead of Iff) acres (and another as a pn I'mmlonl In thn nener districts and proutuortlhercutllooritraln. Tlmcmpsaro always good, thn climate Is excellent, schools and churches pro convenient, mark els splendid. In either Manitoba, Bas kuti hewan or Alberta. cmd for literature, tho latest lnlormailun, rullwar rates, etc, to G. A. COOK. 125 W. tto STREET, WJttlS CITT. MO. or address Superintendent of Immigration, Ot Intra. Cuals. Wfm ii i h i u ' i afli Igf Bnt Cooi h gjrup. lutes Good. Use E Kf In '.lm. Bald br DruKl.ts. El Baaeball Reason. "Why wns Napoleon bo successful?" "Ho managed from the Held," ven tured a voico from tho rear of the class "Tho kings ho went against mnnaged their citmpalgua from thu bench." Important to mothers Examine carefully every bottlo of CASTOIUA, a safe and sine remedy for Infants nnd children, nnd seo that It hub nnu children, nnd seo that It cars tho r& sGi " tur of QZastrfflj&ll Jso For Over 30 Years. Bears (ho Blgm In Uso For Over 30 Years, Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria Negative Side. "If I tako tho bono from your bull dog, whnt remains?" "You won't." As a summer tonic there is no medicine tint nulla roinpaies with OXIDINK. It not only builcN up the svMem. but taken reu tilarlv. prevents Mahria. ItcRUlnr or Taste less formula at DrupRists. Adv. Heredity. Knlcker Very talkatlvo Isn't she? Docker Yes; her father was a bar ber and her mother was u woman. H if kVTOBBilaHi'ikUII'MLyillil Calumet tnda "lad tusk" ".member when you were a youngster, What a trial baking day waa? If Moth er wua Iuky, everything- went ftnely-but If the had "bad luck" her cakes rnd her Plea and her bread were failure. Her success In baking seemed to depend al most altogether on "luck." Nowadays thcro's no such thing- aa "baking- luck.' At leant, not In the kitch en of the up-to-date cook. Simply be cauto Calumet linking- Powder ha smashed that old tlmu Idea. It hna mado baking suru of success. It linn made In experienced cooks nulo to birko perfect ly, nnd day after day It I caving hun dreds of dollars worth of tlmo and ma terials by doing uway with costly failures. Calumet Iiuklng I'owder I tho purest batting powder made nr.d guaranteed not only to be pure, but to otay pure In the can nnd In tho linking. Cnlumot )in twice been officially Judged tho bet bak ing powder mnde receiving tho highest awards nt the World's Pure Food Kxpo lt on In Chicago (1907) nnd In I'arU (1S12). Adv. Bachelors arc "women's rights," nnd widowers aro women's lofts. Mrs. Wlnslow'a Boot hi rig Bjmp for Children teething. ..often the truros, reduces Inflamma tlon,altajspala,ciireawlndcollc,l6oaboUleJli Identified. Doctor Are you unnemlc, Pat? Pat No, doctor Irish. Life. As a summer tonic there is no medicine that quite compares with OXIDINE. It not only builds up the .vtem. tout taken reg nlnilv, prevents Malaria. Regular or Taste less formula at Druggists. Adv. Way of Some Ministers, nishop W. P. McDowell, Methodist, says some ministers aro like some horses they'll work all right In tho lead but will balk when placed else where. , NOT FIT FOB I.ADIKB Public sentiment should be against lu sod we be- Mete It Is. there can be no reason why ladles s boo Id hara to suiter with headaches and neuralgia, ea- peclallr when Hunt's Lightning Oil gltea Serb firompl relief. It Is slmplr a question of getting the adlestotrrlu All drngglsu sell Hnofa Lightning Oil In Uc audita buttles. Adv. The Best Way. "How can I float n loan?" Borrow from tho men who aro try InK to get into tho swim." To prevent Mnlaria is far better thsn to cure it. In malarial countries take a doe of OXIDINK regularly one each week and save yourelf from Cbi'.ls and Fever and other maliri.il troubles. Adv. Looked Like a Strike. Crlmsonbrak Aro you against strikes? Yenst I certainly am. But how much wero you going to strike me for? TO DRIVE OCT MALARIA , AND IIUII.I) 111-TIIK SYSTEM Take the Old rundard UUOVMtt TASTHI.KS8 CIUU, TONIO. Ynu know what rou are taking. The formula la plainly printed on everr bottle, showing It Isslmplf (Julnlne and Iron In a tasteless form, and the tnimt effectual form, s'or grown people and children. W cents. Adv. A man's love used to "burst Into dowers," but nowadays a girl has to wait for it to develop by the weari some process ot geological formation. I If your npnetite is not what it should be perhap Malaria is devrlopine. It affects the whole system. OXIDINR will clear nway the Rerm, rid you of Malaria nnd Bcncrally improve your condition. Adv. Deceased, i "Unfortunntely tho girl In the boat with him when he rocked tho boat did not know how to swim." "That was unfortunate." "For him, yes. You bcc, sho clawed him under thn surfaco and stood on his fnco to keep her head nbovo wa ter." Frenzied Arithmetic. Three-year-old Amy, who has a very lively little brother, was being Imt through a lesson In arithmetic by her uncle. She had successfully added one and one, but stuck at two and one. "Your mamma," said her uncle, "has two chlldien. If sho had ono more, what would that mako?" ""O," cried Amy, "that would make my in a in m a cwazy!" Woman's Homo companion. Sent Their Best Regards. Truth i;lves tho following account of "a voice" lit tho suffrngo debate on homo rulo In tho houso of commons: "What message," barked Lord Itob ort Cecil, with flashing oyo and men nclng forefinger, "am I to tako to tho women's suffrage mooting from tho houso of common"?" "dlvo them our kind regards," was tho retort, tho profundity of which complotely took tho wind out of tho sails ot hla lord ship's eloquence." This Is a Bird Story. Tho plgeotiH of the Stock Exchange aro vory much disturbed theso days while workmen aro removing a coat ot gloom from tho famous frlozo near their residence Much of their trao thuy spend flying to tho windows of J. P. Morgan's office across tho street. Yesterday nt noon James J. Hill and A. Darton Hopburn noticed them. "Pigeons aro active today," said Mr. Hepburn." "Pigeons I" said HI!!. "They'ro not pigeons, they're ravens bringing Mor gan hia dinner." Now York World. Moum wff mm Uffiy, srUily, mrwf Mka, Vm "LA Before we tell yon about the boy and hta air rifle, we want you to hear about Ltggttt if Mytrt Duke'a Mixture the tobacco that thousands of men find jurt right" for rolhnjr or tucking into a pipe. This favorite tobacco is fine old Virginia and North Carolina bright leaf that has been thoroughly aged stemmed and then granulated. It has the true tobacco taste, for the very simple reason that it iupure tobacco. Pay what you will It Is Impossible) to get a purer or mora likeablo smokothan Duke's Mixture. XUtMMilAfftUtMjttrt leader, and It unsurpassed In quality. In every 6c sack there It one and a half twees of tpkadltl tobacco. How the Boy Got His Air Rifla In every sack of tho Ltggttt Jffr Duke's Mixture we now pack a Free Present Coupon. These Coupons are good for all kinds of useful nrticlcs something to please every member of tho family. There aro skates, sleds, balls and bats, camera, tua- 8 I Drcllas, watencs, louniain pens, opera glasses, etc., etc. As a special offer, during Jan uary and February only, we urill send you our new illus trated catalogue of presents, FREE. Just tend us your name and address on a postal. Cmfimt from Vute'l Mirturj imi asserted nit tan em HORSESHOE, mnd otkn last or coufont iuutd jr su, Address PrewJuas Dspt rA ISl. Tinla. Mo. . J e .m m It's tho easiest thing in tho world to go from bad to worse. ITCH Relieved In 30 Minutes. WoolforU'a Pnnltnrjr I.otlon for all Moils ot :outaeloua Itch. At DmcglaU. Atlr. A bravo mnn Is nlways ready to "face tho musia" provided It Isn't that old tuno from "Lohongrln." SCALES ON SCALP ITCHED Muskogee, Okla. "For moro than a year I was afflicted with scalp disease. Thero wero largo white flakes or scales, which caused the painful itch ing and my scratching would bring blood and causo sores. My hair came out In largo quantities and what re mained wns thin, dry and lifeless. My temples wero completely baro. Dur ing this tlmo I tried everything that I thought would help mo but nothing seemed to do any good. A friend ad vlfcd mo to try Cuticura Soap and Ointment. "I bathed with Cuticura Soap and applied Cuticura Ointment. At the end of about four weeks my scalp was sound and well and my hair hnd thick ened up nnd grown wonderfully In such n short time." (Signed) Mrs. D. W. McClelian, Dec. 1C, 1911. Cuticura Soap and Olntmont sold throughout tho world. Snmplo of each free, with 32-p. Skin Rook. Address post-card "Cuticura, DepL L, Boston." Adv. Probably. "Peoplo sometimes travol mllos in their dreams." "Do they do It on night mares?" A great majority of inmmer ills are due to Malaria In suppressed form. Las situde nnd headaches are hut two symp toms. OXIDINK eradicates tho MalarU germ and tones up the entire system. Adv. Even tho Intoxication of lovo may leave ono with a headache the morn ing after. J. T- TINSLEY'S NATUKAi. ULAr. GRANGER TWIST, ewtast from FOUR ROSES UOotiH daiiUnmftm), KCK PLUG CUT, PIEDMONT s-Jr.ARETl ES. CUX CIGARETTES. HI n Mil I omoklw HAIR RUtHNM. WlrOB. lleOO, twit aun c.i.. I'm G!i You Smoke Duke'. Mfcturo" pipes Her Dancing Nights. "Is your wlfo fond of dancing?" "Ycb, especially tho nights I pre fer to stay at home." Detroit Free Press. Regular practicing physicians recommend and prescribe OXIDINK for Malaria, be cause it is a proven remedy by year of ex perience. Keep n bottle in the tried Icins chert nnd administer at first sign of Chills snd Fever. Adv. Help cornea to those who are willing to pay for it. LKWIS' SINGLE HINDER is the best quality, and best selling So cisar on th market. Adv. It takes a smart man to conceal hla Ignorance. FOLEY KIDNEY PIUS Are Richest la Curative Quslltlss POR BAOKAOHB. RHEUMATISM. 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