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f v. fpfp -rj, -sj' ' " lM(f-',r ,. , ., vr fv-Ol 1l r 1. .1 ii i i V. U CALOMEL MAKES YOU CLEAN LIVER AND Just Once! Try "Dodson's Liver Tone" When Bilious, Consti pated, Headachy Don't Lose a Day's Work. Liven up your sluggish liver! Fool fine and cheerful; make your work a pleasure; bo vigorous and full ot am bition. Hut tako no nasty, danger ous calomel, becauso It makes you sick and you may loso a day's work. Calomel ! mercury or quicksilver, which causes necrosis, of the bones. Calomel crushes Into sour bile llko dynamite, breaking It up That's when you feel that awful nausea and cramping. Listen to mo' If you want to enjoy tho nicest, gentlest liver and bowel cleansing you over experienced Just tako a spoonful of harmless Dodson's I.Ivor Tone Your druggist or dealer sells you a CO cent bottlo of Dodson's Uver Tono under my personal monoy- Watch Your Colts tor Cich.. CoM, and ltotiiipr. and at ths Ant trmptoais of snr itirh aliuirnu irif small d'j4 of thai wonderful rrui4r, now lbs uiuil tul In slllnce, M'OIIM'H IHHTKMI'KH COMI'OUMt H rnui and II a Mtllat M and Ito th dnten of snr drasaUt. bsrnsas dnalrr. or dtlltrrni r.r ' hl-OII.N MKIIICAI, CO., u",","' CheiuUta aud UsMtariMluglata, Uualian, Intl., V. H. A. The Female of the Species. "I tull you, sir," said the sad-oyed liaBseuger with the bargain conn er tlo, "all women arc born gamblers." "That's right," observed tho but ton drummer. "And they nearly al ways win when they piny lieuru to catch diamonds." SYRUP OF FIGS FOR A CHILD'S BOWELS It It cruel to foi'oa nauseating, harsh physio into a sick child. ' Look back at your childhood days, llainombor the "dose" mothor Insisted on castor oil, calomel, cathartics. How you hated them, bow you fought gainst taking them. With our children It's different. Mothers who cllug to the old form of physic simply don't roatlzo what they do. The children's revolt Is well-found-id. Their tender llttlo "Insldos" aro Injured by them. If.ymir child's stomach, liver and bowels need cleansing, glvo only deli cious "California Syrup ot Figs." Its action la positive, but gentlo. Millions of mothers keep this harmless "fruit utxntlva" handy; they know children love to tako It; that It never falls to lean the llvor and bowels and sweet in tho stomach, nnd that a tcaspoontul liven today saves a slclt child tomor row. Ask at tho store for a GO-ccnt bottlo Df "California Syrup of Figs," which !as full directions for babies, children Df all ages and for grown-ups plainly Dti each bottlo, Adv, She Went "8eo how I can count, mamma," laid Kitty. "Thore's my right foot. That's ono. There my left foot. That's two. Two and one mako threo, Threo feat mako n yard, and I uaut to go out and play In It." FALLING HAIR MEANS DANDRUFF IS ACTIVE v Your Hslrl Get 25 Cent Bottle of Dsndsrlne Right Now Alio Stops Itching Scslp. Thin, brittle, colorless und Bcraggy hair Is muto evidence of a neglected scalp; of dandruff that awful scurf. Thero Ib nothing so destructlvo to tho hair as dandruff. It robs tho hair of Its lustor. Its strength and Its very life; eventually producing a fercrlsh ncss and Itching ot tho scalp, which If not remedied causes tho hair roots to shrink, loosen and die then tho hair rails out fast A llttlo Dauderlno tonight now any time will surely savo your hair. Oet a 25 cent bottlo ot Knowlton's Danderlno from any store, and after the first application your hair will take on that life, luster nnd luxuriance which Is so beautiful. It will become wavy and fluffy and havo tho appear ante of abundance; nil luconiparatlu gloss and softness, but what will please you most will bo after Just a few weeks' use, when you will actual ly see a lot of One, downy hair now tialr growing all over the scalp. Adr. It docHti't tako woman long to get wise to a uiun's actions after marrying him thou she proceeds to call his bluff. They slop the tickle. Dean's Mentholated Cough Drop atop coughs quickly. A pleaS snt remedy fie it sll good Druggists. Once In a while a woman wears a hat that actually looks llko one. Always sura to pirate, Ited Cross Ball Blue. All grocers sell it. Adv. In Alaska women have full suftras without opposition. BOWELS MY WAY back guarantee that etch spoonful will clean your slgglsh liver better than a dose of nasty calomel and that It won't mako you sick. Dodson's l.lvcr Tono Is real liver medicine. You'll know It next morn ing, becauso you will wako up feel ing flno, ycur liver will bo working, your hcadacho and dizziness gone, your stomach will bo sweet and your bowels regular. Dodson'a l.lvcr Tono Is entirely vegetablo, therefore harmless and cannot sallvato. Give It to your chil dren. Millions of peoplo aro using Dodson's Liver Tono Instead of dan gerous calomel now. Your druggist will tell you that tho sale of calomel Is almost stopped entirely here. DIDN'T WANT TO MEET HIM Colored Parson's Description of Hit Satanic Majesty Brought Converts to Mourner's Bench. The lato celebrated Peter Vinegar, who In days bono by used to make periodical visits to Danville, says the Advocate, for tho purposa of deliver ing his sermons, remarkablo on ac count of their startling texts, on ono occasion spoke to a largo assemblage of tho colored population and a few whites at tho old colored Methodist church on Walnut street. Ho arose, raised his spectacles from his eyes, and said: "My beloved bredcren and slsteren, I tako my tex' dls cvcnln' In dat por tion uv dc Scrlptur' whar da 'Postle Paul pints his pistol at do 'Pheslans, nn" whar It says, 'Whar dp hen scratches dar's do worm, 'ceptln' do enso whar sum prevlus hen hav bin dur.'" Ho then proceeded to tell his hearers what a horrible personal np-pi-nrnnco the devil presented, with tho following description: "Ills eyes look llko two balls uv lire, his tcef like two skinned suplliiH, his ears hang down llko a 'baccer leaf an' his href smoko llko a tar kittle." That night Peter mado many converts. IMPORTANT THAT PUBLIC SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GREAT KIDNEY REMEDY. The testimonial I am to give you comes unsolicited. I have been sullcr ing from lumbago for ten )e.irs ami at times ns unable to stand erect. A Mr. Dean of this city, saw me in my condi tion (bent jivcr) ami inquired the cauie. I told him that I had the lumbago. He replied, "If you get what I tell )ou to, you need not have it." I raid I would take nn thing for ciue. He (Aid, "You get two bottles of Dr. Kilmer' a Swamp ltoot and take It, and if It doe not fix you O. K. I will pay for the medicine my self." I did so and am a well imn. For five months I hac been ni well as could be. Ilefore I took your Swamp-Hoot was In constant pain day and night. This may look like advertialng, but it seems "lo me most important that the public should lie made f.imihar with this treat ment as it is the only one I know which Is an absolute cure. I owe a great deal to Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Hoot, and am anx lout that other situated as I was should know and take advantage of It. Hoping that thia testimonial may be ot benefit to some one, I am, J. A. iiowi.ant. 1731 Humboldt .St. Denver, Colo. State of Colorado I City and County of Denver )"' Personally appeared before me, a Notary Public In and for the city and county of Denver In the Slate of Colorado, .1. A. Hnwland, known to me as the person whoso name is subscribed to the above statement and upon his oith declares that It Is a true and correct statement. DANIIX H. DIIAPKR. Notary Public. Utter to Dr. KllmtrtVCo. Blnshamt on, N. Y. Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do For You Send ten cents lo Dr. Kilmer & Co., Ilinghamtnn, N. Y., for a sample site loltle. It will convince an) one. You will also receive a Iwoklet of valuable In formation, telling about the kidneys and bladder. When writing, tie sure and men tion this paper. lingular fifty-cent and one-dollar size bottles for sale at all drug tores. Adv. Reminiscence. "I can remember w bun we could got nn Idea of how an election was going by taking a straw vote." "Wo never depend on strnw votes out our way. The only chance of learning which way the election was going was to discover which side had tho most two-dollar bills," Wrvtn Your Eyit Nwd Care lit Marina Bye Medicine. NoBmartlnf-rla rina Acta Oulckljr. Try it fur lle.l. Weak, tor Bjrea and lranu1tiM Eyelids, Murlnt la compounded by our Oculists- not a "Patent Medicinal" but urd In successful Physicians' Plarlli-e lor nan years. Now dedicated to the Public and aold ly i-nigg-lsta nt 6"c per Bottle. Murine Kye Hnlrs In Aseptic Tubes, Sfe mid (uv. Write tot Pxlt or the Cjr rrre. Murine Eys Remedy Company, Chicago. Adr A self-made man Is always satis fied with his architect. UoBtou Transcript. ELGIN. OXLA. TO SERVE WITH LUNCH SUQQF.8TION8 FOR DISHES EASV TO COMPOUND. Will Frequently Be Found Valuabts In Emergencies That All House wives Experience Piquant Suggestions From France. Hors d'oouvre are an essential part of the French dejeuner, but hero they are not often served at the family luncheon. They aro often convenient, however, to eko out nnd give a little appetiser to a luncheon that might otherwise be scanty, nnd a fow good Ideas for hors d'oeuvrcs and savories aro valuablo for tho housewife. Hero aro a few sample recipes that can be made and worked Into a luncheon at tho last moment: Deviled Sardines. Tako .sardines, warm them In their own oil, odd a little 'omon Juice, season highly with salt, popper and English sauce, serve very hot on small rounds of toast 8avory Toast. Chop very finely, or run through a meat chopper, nny pieces of cold chicken, ieef, ham or tongue. Pound to a pasto with the yolks of two hard boiled eggs, a piece of butter, popper, salt, a llttlo Chut noy and Worcestershire. Spread rath er thickly on thin strips of toast and set In the oven to heat. Cheese Canapes. Cut bread Into pieces one-half nn Inch thick, then stamp them Into circles "with a biscuit cutter. Sauto tho bread in r. little butter until It Is of an amber color on both sides. Cover tho slices with a thick layer o' grated cheese, sprinkle with salt, pepper nnd a dash of cay enne. Fifteen minutes before the tlmo to serve place them In tho oven for a fow minutes to soften tho cheese. Anchovy Canapes. Spread strips of fried bread with a thin layer of an chovy paste. Sprinkle over the top alternate rows of tho white and yolks of hard boiled eggs chopped very fine. Sardine canapes are mado by pound ing the sardines to a paste, spread ing It on strips of fried broad and sprinkling tho top with some sort of chopped plcklo. Stuffed Eggs. Cut hard 'jollcd eggs In halves. Tako out the yolks care fully and mix thorn with nn equal quantity of softened bread crumbs; season highly with n little butter, salt nnd popper. Moisten with nny sauco; add n llttlo raw egg. Fill the whites from which the yolks wero taken, round off tho tops smoothly, bIIco a small pleco off tho bottom, so thnt the eggs will stand upright, and servo. Any flavoring or seasoning that Is liked may ho added to tho mlxturo for stuffing eggs mayonnaise, mustard, mushroom, tomato, or they may be mixed wliii French dressing. Potato and Onion Salad, Pare and cut potntoes into thin slice), parboil until done but not washed. Drain nnd pour on a shallow dish. Now tnko centers of boiled onion rings, mnsh with a fork, add a sifting of salt and popper, then mix with enough boiled drosslng to make a smooth, rathor thick emulsion. Sift salt nnd popper over the potatoes, then cover with tho dressing nnd let It stand for nn hour to ripen. This Is a nlco luncheon dish and can bo served with rings of hard boiled eggs, cured bacon or boiled ham. Whole Wheat Bread. Ono tablespoonful lard, ono table spoonful sugar, one tcaspoontul of salt, ono cupful each of boiling wntcr and hot (not boiling) milk, a yeast cako dissolved In one-half cupful ot warm water, ono cupful of white flour, three cupfuls ot wholo wheat flour, or enough to mako a soft dough. Mix, knead for ten minutes, cover and let It rlso In an oven temperature to twice Its first bulk. Mako Into smnll loaves, plnco In greased pans, let rise an hour or until puffy, nnd bako. Baking Cookies. If you hnvo difficulty with your cookies, either becauso they cook too fast on tho bottom or aro hard to get out of tho pan, try using a largo drip ping pan nnd placing tho rookies on tho bottom of tho pan rather than In It. Turn tho pnn upside down, lay a pleco of buttered paper or paraffin paper on It and then lay on the cookies. They will cook evenly and thero will be no danger of breaking them when Inking them oft. Brambles. Ono cupful raisins, tho Julco nnd grnted rind of ono lemon, ono egg, ono cupful ot sugar, smnll pleco of but ter, ono-half tenspoonfut of cinnamon, one-half tonspoonful nutmeg, o:.:. quartor tcaspoontul of cloves, mix all together. Make a rich crust, cut the site of a small saucer, fill with one tablespoon ful of tho filling, fold and bako as any turnover. Ham a la Venison. This Is delicious for Sunday night suppers: Put one tablespoonful but ter and one tablespoonful currant Jelly In a frying pan over a rather slow Bra. When melted, lay In some slices ot :ooked bam and fry each side until ilmost ready to burn. Remove to t lot platter and garnish with parsley. Wooden Ware. Wooden waro which has any odor ; the food which has been In It and wood absorbs odors quickly should be soaked In hot water In which soda 's dissolved In the propc.-tlnu of a ablespoouful of soda to four quarts of vater. FARMERS CHAM PION A Natural Fear. Old Hound Come, come! What are you BiuveruiK auuuu l Tho Pup Why, I Just heard the master say he'd hao to put me through the mill. Old Hound Yes: he's going to train you for the hunting. Tho Pup Oh' I thought he meant the sausage mill. Pittsburgh Dis patch. SELF SHAMPOOING With Cutleura 8oap Is Most Comfort ing and Beneficial. Trial Free. Especially If preceded by touches ot Cutleura Ointment to spots of dan druff end Itching on the scalp skin. These supercrcamy emollients meet every Bkln want as well as every toilet and nursery want In caring for tho skin, scalp, hair and hands. Samplo each freo by mall with Hook. Address postcard, Cutleura, Dept. XV, Doaton. Sold everywhere. Adv. Remark Hard to Explain. Ever) ono had gathered la the draw ing room after dinner, and nil were feeling contented with themselves ns well as nt peace with the outside world, when It was suggested as a pas time that every lady should state the gift sUo most coveted, and thn posses sion of which she would most prize. With prompt acquiescence each regis tered her choice. Mrs, Wellman wished for the most exquisite Jewels extant, Mrs. King desired to be the best dressed woman in society, Mrs. Dray ton preferred to own tho handsomest turnouts, white Mrs. Smith craved popularity. Hoblnson, springing from his chair, exclaimed: "Heavens! don't nny of you caro for beauty?" Somo of them still think It was Intentional. Safety First. John Sharp Williams stepped out ot tho senate chamber In response to tho card of Dob Gates, who Is a Washing ton correspondent of distinguished ap pearanco and much political sapience. Dob asked hint a number of ques tions and then. In parting, he asked: "Hy tho way. Senator, have you got a good cigar about you?" putting tho request under the head of unfinished business. "No, I haven't but ono left and I Just now bit the end off It preparatory to lighting It," replied John Sharp. "If I'd Just been a minute or two sooner " suggested Hob. "Not exactly," said the senator. "The fact Is, when I started out here I bit tho end off the cigar Just for fear you might ask for It." His Point of View. "What Is your Iderf of matrimony?" asked the fair maid who was still oc cupying the nnxlous seat. "Well," rejoined tho wise chap who had balked nt the hurdle. It's prolmhly all right for those who haven't enough worry." Pa's Vindlctiveness. "George, father has failed." "That's Juit like him! I told you all along, darling, that ho was going to do all ho could to keep us from be ing married!" Stray Stories. Falmouth Is probably the oldest port In England. It was used by the Phoe nicians at least 2,500 years ago. Wise Said "A penny saved is a penny earned." With the price of beef and , wheat soaring higher and higher, the problem of economic living is causing many housewives to con sider food values in planning meals. For years many have known, and others are now finding out, the true economy in Grape-Nuts This food, the true meat of wheat and barley full of Nature's richest nourishment, builds nerve and muscle, bone and brain, in a way that has thoroughly commended it the world over. A package of Grape-Nuts fully cooked, ready to serve, and sealed in its weather proof and germ-proof wrapping can be had from any grocer. N ris iii priccl Grape-Nuts, served with milk, cream or fruit, gives satisfaction, sustaining food value, true economy, and proves itself a family friend. "There's a Reason" for Grape-Nuts LABOR PERIODICALS TO HELP Campaign Against Tuberculosis Will Shortly Have a New and Im portant Ally. A new campaign for closer co-operation with labor unions and other groups of worklngmen Is nnnounced by tho National Association for tho Study and Prevention of Tuberculosis. A committee has been appointed with Dr. Theodore II. Sachs, president of thi Chicago Tuberculosis Institute, as chairman, to formulate plans for Immediate and fu " tlon. Other members of the coun.iur-e aro Samuel Oompers, president of the American Federation of Uibor, Washington: George W Perkins, secretary of tho International Clgarmakers' union, Chi cago; John Mitchell of the Now York stato compensation commission, New York; Austin II. Garretson, president of the Drotherhood of llallnay Con ductors, Cedar Haplds, Ioa; Dr Wil liam Charles White, medical director of the Tuberculosis leaguo of Pitts hurffh. nnd Dr. David H. Lyman, super intendent of the Oaylord Farm sanato rium, Wnlllngford, Conn. As the llrst step In tho campaign a special health bulletin has been pre pared for tho lnbor papers and will bo sent out monthly In co-opcrntlon with members of tho International La bor Press bureau. No Task for Tyros. One of tho men nt the front has told us how ho tried to milk n cow with out tho expected result. This Is not an easy task for an unprnctlced hand. Leslie Stephen was once on n long tramp In Switzerland, accompanied by his friend, Doctor Morgan. They missed their way and found them selves, parched aad hungry, far from any dwelling plat'! At length they came across a cow, from whom they determined to extract some nourish ment, but after trying their best for on hour, each holding on to her horns In turn, they had to abandon all hopes of milk. This, remarks Doctor Mor gan, Is "ono of the very few occasions on which I ever saw Stephen fairly thwarted." Up to Mother. The mother of thirteen-year-old Pago has a gift for rhyming nm, n generous nature. The other day Page returned from school with tho nn nouncement that each member of her class was expected to turn In a poem on a certain given subject on the mor row. "Well, that's a very nlco subject," replied Page's mother. "Yes, but, mother," tho little girl nsked, with Innocent nssurance, "what are you going to say about It?" In After Years. "Beauty," remarked tho poetic youth, "may draw us with a slnglo hair." "During tho courtship, yes," re joined the bald-headed man with a sigh, "but after marrlnge sho Is moro likely to grab a handful," Its Accompaniment. "I have an eye for tho stage." "Then look out you don't get tho hook too." The average man wastes a lot of en ergy In laughing nt bis own Jokes. Old Ben Franklin BmafaEaBSHaSBBSx. s A4BarBwBaSH .aahabababaS9alababaabaH SaBsfcsSLS NDIGESTION S OR SICK STOMACH Time it! Pape's Diapepiin ends all Stomach misery in five minutes. Do some foods you eat hit back taste good, but work badly; ferment Into stubborn lumps and cause a sick, sour, gassy stomach? Now, Mr. or Mrs. Dyspeptic, Jot this down: Pape's Dlapepsln digests everything, leaving nothing to sour and upset you. There novcr was anything so safely quick, so certainly effective. No difference how badly your stomach Is disordered you will get happy relief In five minutes, but what pleases you most Is that It strengthens and regulates your stom ach so you can ci t your favorite foods without tear. You feel different as soon as Pope's Dlapepsln" comes In contact with the stomach distress Just vanishes your stomach gets swcot, no gases, no belch ing, no eructations of undigested food. Go now, make the best Investment you ever made by getting a large fifty cent case of Pape's Dlapepsln from any store. You realize In five minutes how needless It Is to suffer from Indiges tion, dyspepsia or bad stomach. Adv. ignorance Was Bliss. A raid had been mado on a negro gambling house and a dozen inmates nrrested. In police court the next morning each of the accused was heard In turn. The last In the row was a large, scared-looking neg'ro. "Well," nsked tho Judge, "what do you know nbout this case?" "Who? We?" asked the negro. "Yes, you." "Well, I Just tell yo All I knows about dls case is dat I was dar!" Green Uag. Her Preference. Young Mawks had decided to enlist nnd go to war, und his wifo was ob jecting. "Hut, darling," he argued, "even If I wero killed, Just think how fine It would be to bo tho widow of a hero." "Oh, no, Wilfred," pleaded the young wife earnestly, her mind reverting to a familiar proverb: "I would rather bo the wife of a live jackass than a dead Hon." Judge. Smallpox Stamped Out. Of 3,104 deaths In tho great epi demic In Montreal 83 per cent were of children under ten years. It Is es timated that GO.OQO.OGJ persons died of smallpox In Europe In the eight eenth century. Tho disease Is prac tically stamped out now In civilized countries. Doctor Itotch reports that In Poston In 15 years there has been no death from smallpox In children vaccinated. Decidedly Unneutral. Mrs. Knlckcr Is your husband neu tral? Mrs. Ilocker No; ho blows up every brldgo I give. The Reason. "The mnn who uttered those forged notes made a very clumsy Job of It" "Oh, but, you know, ho stuttered." c . &'4e