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'Tr'$nWW;''V "f ", T?T TpW"i f"r, r M t '- TU7I fr iPr.-A. J.-'-I t ' '-'' "-Wk, ,, THE ELGIN FARMERS CHAMPIO N -BBBBB tpnft A Clinton !.. MS "PE-RU-NA" flltll It nniA "I l.au e hrml. v well plfnHfd "cJfj'n'h mgllwlTrn.lI,,rkp 1 i.M,nt oniro) Mo not nrnl nt;r aiuer imv . Coiiahs. Stomach and Catarrh -- icemeay can Peruna me Queu. A little girl who mado frequent uso of tho word "guess" was corroded for U ami toM to Bay "urctiumc" instead. A lady friend, noticing tho admirable Mt of tho Uttlo girl's apton, naked ometliltiK In regard to tho pattern "Mamma doesn't cut my dresses ami my aprons by pattern," said tlio small lady. Sho just looks at nto and pro sumes." PROMPT RELIEF tan bo found In cases of Colds, Coughs, LaOrlppo nnd Headaches by using Laxative Qulnldlne Tablets. Does not affect tho head or stomach. Iluy your winter's supply now. 1'rlco 25c Adv. One can often dodgo a coming event by observing its shadow. It advertises itself Hanford'a Dal jam. Adv. It's absurd to worry about things joti can help, or tho things ou can't. A lazy man wants to paddle his own canoo by proxy. WHAT IS URIC ACID? THE CAUSE OF HACKACHE, Ever slnco tho discovery of uric acid in tho blood by Schcclo, In 1775, and the bad effect It had upon tho body, scientists and physicians have striven to rid tho tissues and tho blood of this poison. Ilccauso of Its over abundance In tho s)stcm It causes backacho, pains hero and there, rheu matism, gout, grnvel, neuralgia nnd sciatica. It was Dr. I'Icrco who dis covered a new agent, called "Anurlc," which will throw out and completely cradlcnto this uric acid from tho sys tem. "Anurlc" Is 37 times moro po tent than lithta, nnd consequently you need no longer fear muscular or ar ticular rheumatism or gout, or many Even Wisdom Has Its Price. "Tell mo," said tho youth who had co mo many miles to seek an Interview with tho Shelbyvlllo Sago, "how 1 may ncoulro rcul wisdom." Hy coming across with $2 for a copy of my book," replied tl o vcuer- ablo mnn, "not necessarily as t guar nuteo of good faith, but as a tribute to my business Instinct. I am not run ning this sago business for tho beno- lit ot my health. See?" The Truth Comes Out. "Of course," said thu minister con- tollugly, to tho oung widow nt tho , cemetery, "your lato husband was good to you during your married life " "Mndecd ho w-was," sho sobbed ns Klio turned on n fresh How ot tho briny. "Ho w-wns moro llku a f-frlend than a h-husband." Every artist's conception of father Tlmo seems to bo that of an elderly man with two buttons on his undershirt. if-MauflHEjnY' dHS97.xiLi39HLi r j t.". &i IV'tirt 'dMHIBRaaaaas 'UifllBKfildjffHv ifimltru IiJ'V aI '&v vcMHHILkLWE BBaBa 4UWMUMUMtfairflBHMiB9BaafeBasMBBaBSfe SHaBM asaH m ssMBaBaawaYflS2HsaaPB?s'H V nrim. Derm irpn n..i. A'c Hprliiinif.t, Ohio! MVn lrjiiblr.1 with c. tnrrli f ihe hraj, throat ami M imnch. I am jtrfntljf rMlet4 "T Ttruna." Cnltic. TrnnhlAc DaIIvh r.i waiV T vu i jv Comnefo wuu Headv - to - fake Coulun't See an Opportunity, "Uo you know," paid tho deuso young man, "that for tho last hour I liavu been watching for a chanco to kiss ou?" Indeed'" exclaimed tho -Killing maid. "Don't you think It might bo advisable for you to consult nu ocul ist?" Always Have It on Hand. Don't wait until you got scalded or burnod bocauso that will mean much suffering whllo you aro sending to tho dcaler'3 for Hanford's llalsam ot Myrrh. Always have It on hand and bo prepared for accidents. Tho llal sam Bhould glvo you quick relief. Adv. It Is possible to feel llko a heavy weight mid havo your friends regard you as a feather. Hery wormn'i pride, bciutlful, clear white clothe. Vte ltcd Cross Hall lilue. All grocers. Adr. Tho tlmo Is coming when every man will have to buy his own Intnl ItiHtead of marrying an Indian lady for It. RHEUMATISM, LUMBAGO I other diseases which aro dependent on an accumulation of uric acid within tho body. Send to Dr. Picrco ot tho Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Instllutn, Uuffalo, N. Y., for a pamphlet on "Anurlc," or Bend 10 cents for a trial packago of "Anurlc" Tablets. It jou feel that tired, worn-out fool ing, backache, neuralgia, or If your sleep Is disturbed by too frequent urination, go to your best storo and ask for Dr Plcrco's "Anurlc." Dr IMorco's reputation Is back of this mcdlclno nnd you know that his ' Pleasant Pellets" for tho liver and his "Kavorlto Prescription" for tho Ills of women hnvo bad n splendid reputation for tho past fifty yenrs. His Stand. "Druddcr Clapper," severely said good old Parson Ungstcr, "why don't jo' come to pra'r moctlu' nnd lift up yo' vilco In suppercaticn to do I.nwd?" "It's dis-uh-uny wld mo, pahson," replied tho brother, who possessed a predilection for being on tho off Bide: "1 goes Into muh closet at homo and prays dar In secret. I don't tako no stock in ills thing o' 'dressln' open let ters to de I-awd." His Plea. Skimpy little .Mr. Mock's stalwnrt helpmeet grabbed him with both hands by tho hair of tho head to lllustrato Bomu point which she wished to Im press upon him. "My dear, my dear," ho chldcd. "I am afraid you havo forgotten thnt I am attached to the other ends ot thoso hairs." Politeness Is tho result of restraint Imposed by civilization. Tho first Im pulse of every person Is to bo impolite w "RED" SOON PARTS WITH HIS $20,000 Atlanta Character Had Howling Time While It Lasted But How. Atlanta. On. Tho tragic experiences of Tlmon of Athens havo Just been duplicated by "lied" Hussell ot At lanta, a man who, though not so great a philosopher as tho Attic misan thrope, 1b nevertheless not unknown to fame. "When I had $20,000 nnd a big auto mobllo I was always welcomed In tho best Baloons," Bays Ilussell, musing on the vicissitudes of fate, "but tiow when 1 havm't got a cent thoy throw mo out of doors." And Hod's lament docs more or less accurately dcscrlbo exactly what has happened to him. For years past he Even the Police Were Lenient With Him. has been n prominent flguro on Deca tur street Two years ngo ho was In a railroad accident and had both his legs cut oil. Ho got $20,000 in dam ages, bought a pair of fine, cork legs and a racing automobile painted red, In honor ot his nickname. Tor six months lied was popular. Ho took his friends to rldo nd bought wine. Tho bartenders In tho beer sa loons wero always glad to boo him, for It meant a round of drinks for every body. Even tho pollco wero lenient with hi in when bo skidded on two wheels and nearly shaved tho buttons oft tho traffic officer's coat, for lied, In splto of tho fact that you can scratch a match on his neck, had a generous Binllo nnd n kindly heart. Well, lied went away, nnd when ho camo back his pockets wero empty nnd his coats wero frayed. Gone wns tho big touring car. Gone wero the $20,000. Hut with tho same kindly feeling toward humanity ns when ho was rich and halt soused, ltcd marched Into a saloon and announced: "Well, boys, I'm back nnd broko. I guess It's your tlmo to treat now." Did they treat? They did not. Tho bartender booted lied Into thu street, and for objecting to tho treatment ho narrowly escaped a trip to tho stock ade POPULAR CAT HAS FANCIES Feline at Dalton Believed to Be De scendant of Cat Made Famous by Mark Twain. Dalton, Ga. nclng firmly convinced thnt It Is n direct descendant of tho cat mado fnmous by Mark Twain In "Houghing It," a dlmlnutlvo follno owned by C. S. Carey hns ncqulred nit unusual tnsto for green benus, Its np potlto being different from Mark Twaln'n cat In that It craves beans rather than green cocoanut As tho readers of "Roughing It" know, tho cat was owned by tho most monumental Ilnr In tho West, and, when n delegation ot prominent citi zens assembled at his homo to show him up for n llnr In his statement that his cat liked green cocoanut, thoy saw tho cat not only cat tho cocoanut but beg for moro. Carey's cat has nn unusual fondness for greon beans. It hns robbed gar den uftor garden, for It likes to pull them off tho stnlk nnd dovour them. Lately It has grown bo lazy that It walls until a distinctive popping an nounces tho fact that n neighbor Is stringing benns for dinner, LAD FALLS IN MOLTEN ROCK Body Appears to Vanish, So Intense It Heat Nothing But Bonea Left. Ilutto, Mont. Edward Zacbmann, aged nineteen, lost his balanco whllo assisting In dumping a ladleful ot slag at tho Kast Ilutto smelter a few days ago und pitched headlong Into tho mass of molten rock, being submerged and burned betoro tho eyes ot his com panions. Although his body was Immediately pulled out of the slag by means of long Iron hooks, nothing remalnod except charred bones, with hardly a shred ot flesh attached. Tho body seemed to vanish Into a mist, according to thoso who witnessed the accident, the Instant tfcat it struck the lowing metal rook. To bo happy you must forgot your self and remember others. Write ?lnrlnnl!rHrnii'lr '., Chicago (or lllustrato-l IJouk of tlio Kyo Free. It Is easier to carry on n ilrtatlon than to carry off nn holreas. Cuts clenr to tho bono havo boon healed by Hanford'a llalsam. Adv. Framing n satisfactory nllbl for tho writing of obscene letters probably Is the most dllllcult undertaking. Always proud to show while clothes. Reil Cross Hall ltluo (loos make them white. All Krocers. Adv. As a man grows older ho uses tho moonlight less nnd less and a lantern uic-o and mora. DONT GAMDLE that your heart's nit right. Make Buro. Tako "Renovlno" n heart and norvo tonic. Price 60c and $1.00. Adv. Of High Degree. Lady Is this n pedigreed dog? Dealer Pedigreed; why, If that dorg could talk, bo wouldn't speak to cither ot us! When the Devil Was Sick. Genevieve I want to glvo Jack Bomo books. Ho'a 111, you know, and I can't dccldo what kind to get. Gertrude Why not get something religious'" Genovlovo Oil, my no! He's con valescing now. Judge. H. ,.DS LIKE VELVET Kept So by Dally Use of Cutlcura Soap and Ointment. Trial Free. On retiring soak hands In hot Cutl cura soapsuds, dry nnd rub tho Oint ment Into tho hands boiiio mlnutcB, Wear baudago or old gloves during night. This Is a "ono night treat ment for rod, rough, chapped and soro hands." It works wonders. Sample each freo by moll with 32-p. Skin Hook. Address Cutlcura, Dopt XY, Boston. . Sold everywhere. Adv. Philosophical. "Don't you como across a good many things In the Hlblo that 5 on don't un derstand, llko the problem ot Cain's wlfo, for Instance?" queried, tho lay man, as ho sat at a City restaurant table. "Oh, yci, of course," acknowledged tho clergyman. "Well, what do you do about It?" "My dear friend," replied tho min ister, laying down bis fork, "I simply do Just ns I would whllo eating a nice fresh herring. When I como to the bono I quietly lny It on ono sldo, nnd go on enjoying tho meal, letting any Idiot that Insists on choking himself with tho bono do so." London Tit Hits. The Aftermath. Tho banquet was nt Its height. Tho sparkling wlno was flowing llko tho water that used to como down nt Lo dnro In tho old third render, nnd tho gentlemnn-whom-wo-hnvo-wlth-us- this evening was rolling on nnd on. Un noticed by the guests, n company of Indigestions, Husthends, Gouts, Drop sies, I.ithargles, and bo forth, clasped hands and danced around tho festal board In ttnusports of gleo, "Tho Inimiuis don't soom to bo en Joying It ns much ns they might," thoy chortled, "but look nt tho fun wo'll havo tomorrow!" Kansas City Star. Youth sucks tho sugar coating nnd leaves tho bitter pill for ago to swallow. It-ZZarlSmSE. Preparedness The Vital Factor- not nlcne in nlTairs of the Nation, but with the health of every citizen. One seldom knows when the common enemy, sickness, in one form or another, is about to strike; and the best form of preparedness is to keep body and brain healthy. Active brains and vigorous bodies are the result of right living food plays a big part Grape-Nuts FOOD made of whole wheat and malted barley, supplies all the bone- and brain-building, nerve- and muscle-making elements of the grains, including the vital salts, phosphate of potash, etc often lacking in the diet of many, but imperative for bounding good health. Grape-Nuts is easily digested comes ready for table directly the germ-proof, moisture and dust-proof packet is opened. With good milk or cream Crape-Nuts supplies complete nourishment. A ration of Grape-Nuts each day is a safe play for health, and "There's a Reason" told by Grocers evatywhtrs. KN .tCetCotftnttiS FlnM Drtek ALCO1I0I.-3 lRH Cr.NT AVcj'clnblcl'rciKimlbnforAs1 the StonvKhsnnil llowcls of Promolcs Digest ioit,Cliccrful nc.ss mil Ifrst. Contains neither Omum.Morpliiiic nor Mineral, NOT NAKCOTIC. frvfrouDcsvnumtlfaL ttMfrryrMA wirv A'ptrrTJcl Remedy fofCitiwTTjSl? mm. .win omiimui.iiiirniiH.ii Worms, lcwrishiiess und. Lossoi'Sixeiv Jiicblmite Slrfiutlinv of Tut: Crktauh ConnvsVV u NEW YORK. ;$ Ui act Copy of Wr upper CONFIDENT HE WAS THERE Woman Wished She Was Able to Send Post Cards to Her Husband In ' raven. "I wIbIi I could send post cards to heaven." When you bear a rcmnrk llko that you naturally turn around and taku notice. So tho persons who overheard turned around nnd Sho was looking over "Views nt Washington," strung In lino nil around tho stovo, and there wns nothing In her fnco or volco to glvo notlco of a lacking brain behind trio really beau tiful, black-toqued head. Tho woman with her Just smiled. "Tho city has grown so slnco John died that every tlmo It reaches out to tako In another suburb I want him to know It. Ho nlways belloved In Wash ington " And sho was right. It would bo per fectly splendid If all of us could solid post cards to our folks In heaven. And what would It bo It they could scud post cards to us! Washington Star. Before and After. Shc Did you over meet your Ideal woman? He Yes; throo years ngo. Sho And Is sho still your Ideal? Su Oh, no. Wo aro married now. Prepared. Maddcrn I understand Ink Is going up. Illlxon I don't caro. I Just filled my fountain pen. A man lescs his appetlto If forced to eat his wordB. &&&& EMU! M iiili i tKmmimmiM ,rTS "s -B? Sjfif v CAST0R1A For Infanta nnd Children. Mothers Know That Genuine Castoria Always Bears the In Use For Over Thirty Years CASTORIA TMKCINTaUltaMiftV, NC W TON tfTV DESCRIBES LIFE IN TRENCHES Englishman's Graphic Picture of th "Joys" That Are a Part of Sol. dler's Exlstenae. Albert IlobblnB ot Kearney, N. J., re ceived n letter from his brother, Harry Hohblns ot Evan, Worcestershire, Eng land, who Is fighting In tho trenches, exactly whoro Albert doos not know. Harry has got a "hit on tho forohoad with a. plcco ot shrapnel," but Is "car rying on." Hero Is his picture of lite near tho firing lino: "Wo get It pretty Btllt out hero now nnd again, especially when there la u bombardment on and hundreds Nif shells ot all sorts and sizes whizzing and whistling round like rain, and When ono has a lovely dinner ot Chi cago canned meat nnd biscuits ns hard as bricks, anil a drop ot water with a good perccntago ot Condy's fluid la to kill tho germs, put before you In a hugo rabbit holo dug In the ground, called a dug-out, where you havo to keep your head down and look out for trench mortars coming over." Changed Hit Grammar. A Bchoolmarm, reproving a young offender, Bald: "Now, Tommy, Tom my, you know bettor than that you shouldn't say 'Willy dono It;' that Isn't right." "Ah, no, of courso not," said Tommy, with Just resentment; "ihen Willy lied about It." One Way. "Doos Hill get along vory well?" "I guess so. Ha says his rent bill keeps him moving." A kiss in tlmo may be one of nine. SignataeXir.lr of wy T 4f i M "! 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