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COMPETENT JUDGES.
Beauty Doctors Endorse Herpicide.
Women who tnako n im- in«- -•< of !
beautifying other women coma pretty
nonr knowing what will bring about
the best result*. Here nre letters
from two, concerning Herplcldo!
"I can rccommond Nowbro'a M ll©r*
plclde," n« It stopped tny hnlr from
falliiiK OUt! and, as a (irmHliiK it l»n»
no huj crior."
"(.Signed. i Bertha A. Trulllnßfr,
'.'Complexion Specialist.
"20Ui Morrison Ht.. Portland, Ore."
"After lining one bottle of "H«Tpl
cldo" my hair has stopped falling out,
and my scalp li entirely free from
dandruff.
..(Signed.) (Jrnre I)o«Uo,
"Beauty Doctor,
"IDS Sixth St.. Portland, Ore."
Blggg: I wonder what mnkea my
<.y<>B no wenk?
DIKKH: I donC know-unlww ifi^bC
causo they arc In a weak place.—[Chi
cago News.
Nr»rrHlrk»n, Wruken or«irl|»e
>Hy.h-<'a»<«r*t» farvly Cathartic. AM Jrun
Cltt*. 10c. Sc. sOe.
"Ho boasta that he Is a self-made
man."
"It's too bad he didn't take a course
In the polishing trade before he
stopped work."— [Philadelphia Preas.
Thn It«at Proscription or Malaria.
Chills and fever li a botlU of Qror^t Ust«-
Urn Chill Tonic. It Is (imply iron * nd^ uln ."l #
In a tajit'lrts form. No cure— no pay. Pnc« we.
Mrs. Nagga: 1 understand that
your husband Is unable to meet his
creditors?
Mrs. Works: Don't believe It. He
can and does meet them oftener than
he cares to. — [Chicago News.
Adams' Sarsaparilla Pills cure sick
headaches, constipation, biliousness
and dyspepsia. They also purify the
blood. Sold In 10 cent and 25 cent
boxes by all druggists.
"Maud felt awfully cut up about
her wedding presents."
"What was the trouble "
"Why. she didn't got a single dupli
cate, and ko there was nothing she
could change." — Cleveland Plain Deal
er.
3ioo REWARD Sioo
The readers of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there Is at least
one dreaded disease that science has
been able to cure in all Its stages, and
that Is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure
Is the only positive cure known to
the medical fraternity. Catarrh being
a constitutional disease, requires a
constitutional treatment. Hall's Ca
tarrh Curo is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood aud mucous
surfaces of the system, thereby de.
Btroylnp? the foundation of the disease,
and Riving the patient strength by
building up the constitution and as.
slstlnß nature in'floing Its work. The
proprietors have so much faith In Its
curative powers, that they offer one
hundred dollars for any case that It
falls to euro. Send for list of testi
monials.
Address, F. J. CHENEY & CO.. To.
ledo. Ohio. Sold by all druggist, 75
cents. Hall's Family Pills are the
best.
Mrs. Futterby: Did you ever see as
fickle a woman aa Mrs. MIchlROoao?
Sho wns divorced from her husband
two months ago. and now Bho las
mnrrled him again.
Mrs. Kindly: Hut her serond hus
hnu«l was such a failure.— [Judge.
fltopa th« Cough
»ml Works off thtiCold.
Lftiatlvn Ilromo-Quinlne Tat>l«tJ cur« a col 4
lo «»n« day. No cure. No pay. Trice S3 cent*.
The pennl code of tho Chinese em
pire 1m at least 2,000 years old, and un
der its provisions about 12.000 persons
are annually executed.
The first balloon ascent took place In
tho year 178:).
SUMMER It botttlmo to
cure Catarrh Bronohltas and
Consumption. Our remedy li
guaranteed, $1.00.
P.O. 801 973 W. H. 81llTfl & CO.BalTalO. N. Y
A VERY CURIOUS BIRD.
Tti» Onf Vntina MnrU T»»nln flpransr
t pou ihr flrlrnllila.
Mnrk Twain** father trail nn ornlthol
oglM. He had i . vernl friend* who
Were ill ■• cnthtlllastl Oil the Htitiject of '
Mnl«. Whenever any one of them din- ,
covered a rnni a fill It \vn» the CUltbtn
to bttVO a consultation, Mnrk had been
a witness of several of theio bird In
quest* nnd had noted the delight the
ol*l men took In dlsctiMlng n new
found Bpeclui"ii. One dny It occurred
to him to provide the Hannibal orni
thologists uli Si a real circus In the
form of a bird. He killed a crow and
nlno n barnyard rooster. I'lucklng out
the tall feat hern of both the crow and
the rooMter, lid substituted the rooster's !
tall feathers for those of the crow, pro
ducing a unique effect. When he had
the specimen nW?lj prepared, he went 1
to bis father nnd, handing It to him,
said: j
"Here, fntiier. Is a very curious bird '
I shot. I thought you would bo Inter- 1
ested In It."
The old gentleman gnzed upon the ,
specimen with astonishment. That,
evening the ornithologists of Hannibal j
were assembled In Mr. Clemens' par-|
lor. The rare specimen was put before •
them. The discussion was long and I
learned. The opinions expressed were
various. One thought the bird was an
offshoot of the bird of paradise fain- j
lly; others had equally ridiculous no
tions us to Its ancestry. Hut there was '
one who refused to be swerved by the j
peculiarity of the bird's tall from the'
Judgment that It was of the crow fam
ily.
"Why. Just look hero." he said, lift-
Ing the bird by its tail feathers. lit
got uo further. The feathers came
out. There was a quick closing of a
door. Mr. Clemens started to leave
the room.
"Gentlemen." he said, "please excuse
me a few moments. I will see Samuel
first and explain later."
Dnpcrrnni I'rnnomr,
A paragraph about an economical
merchant In Broadway sating the
backs of old envelopes for scratch pa
per reminds an old friend of this story:
A New York dealer, who left about
$2,000,000, for a long time kept up the
practice of tearing off the fly sheets
of the numerous foolscap letters he
received and sticking them on a spindle
for scribbling purposes. Envelopes
were not yet In use. A lawsuit nrose,
and the merchant thought he had won
his case when defendant's letter, duly
signed, was produced. Counsel for
defendant examined tho letter and,
turning It over to look for the super
scription, found thnt it was missing.
He immediately saw his advantage
and said: "This letter Is Incomplete,
your honor. A sheet Is missing. I
claim that there might have been a
postscript on the other sheet which
would entirely change the character
of the order." The court so ruled, and
defendant won the suit. The practice
of utilizing fly sheets in that mer
chant's otllce was at once discontinued.
—New York Tress.
A Sprsrnnl'a SiirprUr.
"When Indians were being recruited
for the regular army, said a western
representative. "It was the custom to
give them civilized names. Down at
Fort Apache nrmy otHccrs were re
cruiting Yumas and Apaches. A re
cruiting sergeant was naming, them.
Finally n company hat! been formed,
nnd tho first sergeant, who was an
American, went out to the front an
center to report his company to the
commanding o tlkvr.
"'Company I), sir, four privates ab
sent.'
'♦'Who arc they? 1 asked the couj
man ding oiZlcor.
"'Jay Gould. Cornelius Vanderbllt
Joe Jefferson nnd Itusscll Sage, sir.'
shouted tbe «ergeant."— New Vorl
World.
ITITQ r*rm*in>nllr Cnr«>!. Ko flu or nervouaßrss
■ 110 after flmiUr'aturof Dr. Kliß»'iiirr«t Ntrt*
Ki»t<>i*r. Ifcri>.IK.rFKKH«J.OOtrUU-.ttl..*u.ltTv«i.
I*.. l>s,lLH.KuM,LtJ..WlArch3l..rLtl*a»lphl*,JV
ir^ CLAIMANT* FOR DPNQIOM
I L writ* to NATHAN rCIIOIUh
I f BICKrOKD, WaablDfton. 0. C. they will
II receive qulok replltc.B.&tb N. 11. Tola,
■Utf'lOtb corpi. rro*oculln» clalmi slue* 1171
Imperial prcoo
Tti» Indian X nr.r U'tmt It* Wanted
■nd Where lo iin It.
Rome Indiana from isnflr<\io iturn
Wild Went, nrrnyii] In l»rlfjlit colored
l(!nnkciH nuri an exceptional nmonnt
Of fflCO pnlnt, WCfO tnklnjf In the *l«lita
of tin? city ode afternoon. They ntroii
nl down Walnut atr«'<-t, fttngta flic, niul,
li« a< 1' * 1 l.y n l.i;. k who now aii'l then
gave a grunt of mi tlnf action when nouu>
tlilntc t lmt |»Nn««il him caught Lin eye,
tiny hnltfil In front of n ilniif More and
gazed at the window «li«plny for a
moment. Then the hand filed Into the
etlablliiumcnt nnd brgan to look
b round.
TliO rlork thought the plnre vrnn pry
lnj{ to l»e beftfegofl nnd that be wns like
ly to loso his scalp, l>ut when the "hljs
chief," who acted n« upoki^mnn, n«l
drexHi'f! him with tin 1 customary Indian
greeting of "How!" the cl<-rk regained
lil.i composure enough to a«k the Indi
an what ho wanted.
VHcnp sniell/' wan the reply.
Directed by the Indian* finger to a
showcase, the clerk produced n bar of
nonp. The brave took It gingerly, re
moved the wrapper, smelted It and hit
Into the toothsome looking article.
With a deep grunt of displeasure he
handed It hack to the drug clerk. With
a di.sgUHU'd look he remarked. "Heap
imell!"
The clerk b«*can to tremble, and the
Indian pointed to a perfume !>ottle In
the showcase. The bottle of perfume
wns hnnd«'d to him. The Indian held
It In both hands for a moment, closely
scrutinizing It. lie slowly removed
the stopper, closely watching It ns If
he expected It to explode, ami took a
long sniff at the bottle, gave a grunt of
satisfaction, handed the clerk Borne
money and led his hand of braves out
of the store, to the delight of the fright
enetl clerk, who had not been In the
practice of waiting on real Indians. —
Kansas City Journal.
llait flnnnna Tre« Grow.
It Is a peculiar fact that but one
bunch of bananas grows on a tree.
After the fruit has been cut the tree la
then cut down to the ground, and from
the stump another tree sprouts which
bears another bunch the following
year. The greatest trouble of farmer*
Is to keep tbe farms clear of sprouts.
They sboot up from tbe roots of tbe
tree for a radius of ten feet and grow
like weeds.
As the fruit Is cut from the trees It
Is placed on the backs of little pack
donkeys and transported In this way
to the coast. One donkey can carry
from three to six bunches, according to
the size of tbe bunches and tbe dis
tance from the coast. In the season at
Baracoa there are more than 3.C»00 don
keys that stretch along In a line for
miles, plodding toward the coast witb
their loads cf bananas.
How many people dine alone? The
restaurants all number solitary diners
among their regular clientage. How
many thousands of people, men or wo
men, will eat a lone dinner or supper
tonight In the cities and towns and
Ua mlits of Christendom? The evil of
eating alone Is the subject of nn ear
nest although cheerful warning from
the Loudon Lancet. The byglonlc val
ue of gregarious dlulug Is insisted up
on. The necessity of taking food in
social fashion Is an Inherent racial sort
of thing, and those who go agnln.u It
for years usually have to pay for It
with some of the Ills of indigestion.
Hreakfastlng alone Is not bad for a
busy generation, but dining nlone Is
not a habit to be long continued. Id civ
ilization or out ot It, without disastrous
results.
After tips have been collected they
are dipped In boiling brine and theu
drltnl on trays for from two to four
days, according to the weather. The
dipping Is supposed to bring tbe susar
to tho Burface nnd hasten the drylug.
After being dried the rtt;s are placed
In "sweat boxes," boldlDg 'J.UOO i>ouiula
each, wliero they remain for two weeks.
Then tbey niv washed In cold salt wa
ter to remove all dirt xitid are packetl
by women and Klrls In half pound, one
pound nnd ton pound boxes hi layers,
belli]; split preliminarily with a short
bladeil knliV.
"HEAP SMELL."
Don't Uhie Alonr.
FIX..
Salt Rheum 9
V'»u may call It rczrma, tetter or milk
Unt no mattrr what you mil It, thta nk\n
i.LWR w . hlrh f ornr " lfl pntrhns thnt burn,
Itffi. iU%charit*> n watery matter, dry ntul
nralr. ( ,wrn if- *>xl«.tr>rir** to thn nrrsrnrn of
bomon in thr* tjftem.
It will COTitfntJO to rx\*t, nrmoy, nnd r>rr-
finM nuonlze, a» Jon* an thrw humori
: remain.
It In always radically and r^rmnnontly
'iin-fi by *
Hood's Sarsaparilla
#hlch expels all humors, nnrl I=. r^itlvcly
! tnequallcd for all cutaneous eruptions.
This algnataro !« on erery *>ot of tbe genala«
laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablet.
t tbt remudr that rarca n cold In on« day
!
A Trait True Dog Story.
Here Is on Australian dog «tory from
tbe bnel: blocks: A sheep dog had been
brought from a itatlcn Into a small
township ami fretted after the sheep.
One day not a child was to be seen
about the place, ami as evening came
the township Ix-came alarmed. Search
was made, ami the Juveniles were
found bud'Jlftl i:;> la the comer of a
paddock. v.l.«re tlip doz had rounded
them up !!«• had no sheep to look aft
er, go he look the flill.lren. The nar
rator of ibis !.»• ffuarnn <«*«•* It as a fact.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARK TAKING
When you take Grove's TajteleM Chill ToxUo
b*cau*« the formula Is plainly printed on every
bottle «ho»rinir that it la simply Iron and Qui
nine lo a tasteless form. No cure. No n*.y. Me.
Tess: I met Miss Le Fevre In
Paris. She said she knew you.
Jess: Oh, yes. I learned French
under her; did she tell you
Tess: No, she said you used to
take lessons from her.— [Philadelphia
Press.
If you are troubled with pimples, sal
low complexion, impure blood or poor
digestion, use Adams' Sasaparilla Pills.
They improve the complexion and pos
itively cure constipation. 10c, 25c, at all
drug stores.
"She has had no lasting social ad
vantages, has she?"
"No; they've only been rich nine
months."— Detroit Free Press.
I do not believe Piso's Cure for Con
sumption has an equal for coughs and
colds.— JOHN' F. BOYER, Trinity
Springs, Ind.. Feb. 15. 1900.
Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslow'p
Soothing Syrup the best remedy to
use for thrir children during the
teething period.
TO CTRK A COLD IN O>E DAY
Take I-ax.uiv-> Bromo Quinine Tablets. all
druggist* refund the nion*y It it fails to cur*.
E. W. Grove f s signature la on each box. 23c.
**laufrered the tortures of lite damned
wi'.h protruding pilei brought on by constipa-
tion with tvhlch I wa., afflicted for twenty
years. I ran across your CASCARKTS in the
town of Nerrell. la.; and never found anything
lo equal them. To-day I am entirely free from
piles and teel like a new man '
C 11. Keitz, nil Jones St., Sioux City, la
«f yLyjF CATHARTIC
THAOI MAM* R|ol » 7 *" f: > rf(^^
Pleaaant. Palatable. Totem. Taste Good. Do
Good, Neter Sicken. Weaken, or Urn>«?. 1005c. MJc.
... CURE CONSTIPATION. ...
S«.rlt.f B.m, ij C««M"J> lklfi| i, «..ir.«l. B«v T*r>. lit
HO Tfl RAH S"Maml suaranteed br alldruf
Ml" I U-uAU gUu iu I* I? It t: Tobacco UabU.
tit Mais wHitflif lin*ii s. ""iJar
gl llest Cou<b titrvp. TmimOooJ. Ute g
SI tnUm * L . L !''i b _ r _ {>r !f < 'L < l t *Li_.__Klji
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