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THE BEE: OMAHA, "WEDNESDAY, MAY 14, 1913.
ffHB OMAHA DAILY BEE
)UKDEP BY EDWARD ROBKWATEtt.
VICTOIt nOSEWATBH. EDITOK.
iteS BUmiNQ. FAKNAM AND 17TH.
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KcferMka, Oeaaty of DouftM. est
Hun n tha month of Asrll
to ray presence and .sworn
m la aay os May.
ReOwarlfecra bsrlsi fe city
eaararUr akeadsl 1ust Tho Be
XsuUleel to them. AddrM fwlll be
efcsuaer mm often mm s-eattestSuU
tgmyr&y, rxesldent SooUngham of
la t&a meantime, ator I IToI-
etta la aawlag wood.
Xaw If thorn dewdelim were only
, jsUtlst? or Tloleta, we wuld bs la-
intf another turns.
Oyer la England tier talk of
yt militant firs bugs." Wa "wtwld
Imagine that firs bugs woald hare
to be militant, whether expert or not.
Anyway, failure to toad come of
thoso federal plums into the back
yard of Nebraska democracy will not
be due to a lack of hands up to
Perhaps eur Water board is con
tinuing to exact thorn "extortionate'
rates Just to make us place higher
value oa the water whtok we set tree
in the downpour fro the tteaveca.
excitement, like etrenc diinic Chicago
Well, It's a cemoeseioa 'aayway to
admit that stroac drlak Is a pleasant
The ukase kas gee eat that gam
fellas elet ssackiaes la South Omaha
must go. What, are there slot ma
chines running ia defiaace of law
. -within, the jurisdiction of our reform
Our new ambassador to Japan is
42 years did. Of all places in the
diplomatic service, that is the ono
where we ought to have a represen
tative who is a live "one, and up to
muff all tho time,
It is high time for fire rates in
pmahn te come down, at least to tho
extent of the penalty that wub added
for deficient water supply for fire
. protection. What are our business
, jmetVii orKaalMtiess going to do
J stfxmt it?
Xown at Ltnoeln an Injunction has
been procured to keep the town dry
two weeks longer, although it voted
wet Try te imagine, if you can,
what would happen It seme one get
pA lnjunetlen to keep the town wet
for two weeks after it had voted dry.
Prosecution under the Sherman
ntf-trust law Is threatened t any
looneera that reduces wages and
.flames the reduction on the tariff,
vJ5ut suppose the tariff, forces wage
reduction ia certain lines? How can
it be a crime to tell the truth about
Those who dismally predict that
the different elements of the repub
11 can party can never again be gotten
together should recall the split be
tween the silver democrats and the
gold democrats, and then look at the
president's cabinet made up of both
What an opportunity Governor
Johnson has missed If he failed to
arrange with a moving picture con
cern for a photo-play reproduction
of a state executive giving a cold
turn-down to the president of the
United States and his august secre
tary of state.
Governor Morehead wants ,lt dis
tinctly understood that Election
Commissioner Moorhead is in no way
related to him, and seems to fear a
false Impression may prevail on that
ycore. It the election commissioner
lp not distressed by the possible mis
take, why should the governor be?
The outgoing city treasurer
South Omaha boasts that he turns
?ver te his successor more money
than k. himself, received from his
redeeeor. But 1b this really some
thing te boast about? Correct
finance would have a city pay
way as H goes without accumulating
cy larfe surplus except to meet inv
besom m va
ILatlroadg at Their Old Tactics.
Tho railroads are making tholr
customary protest before tho Stato
Board of Asaoumont, alleging that
their valuations for" taxation arc too
high as compared with other prop
erty. Tho representatives of tho rail
roads must be having a hard tlmo
to keop a straight faco whllo present
ing this plea. The State Railway
commission has been making a phy
sical valuation of railroad, proporty
in Nebraska, and as far as It has
gono its figures are higher for tho
physical property alone, without the
franchise, than aro tho assessed
values of tho roads. But moro than
this, tho value of the physical prop
a m a 1 a I
eny nxea Dy mo engineers, unnor
direction of the railway commission.
Is considerably less In each case than
tho figures at which tho railroads
Insist they should bo put.
To a man up a tree it would look
as if the railroad protest against the
tax assessment were simply a moro
to offset and divert attention from
tho physical valuation appraisement.
That there will bo somo tangible
steps taken toward republican reor
ganisation along national lines has
been plainly manifest ever since tho
last presidential campaign, It is
natural and inevitable that some
thing should ba done to remove some
of the causes of dissatisfaction re
sponsible for defeat, and more par
ticularly to prevent recurrence by
making it certain that tho next
standard bearer may have an un
Questioned title to his nomination.
The consensus of opinion seems
to be that the most feasible way to
bring this about Is to hold an inter
mediate convention to change the ap
portionment) of delegates. By such
change, representation lit tho subse-
auent nominating convention would
ba made to conform moro closely to
tha nartr strength In the respective
states and congressional districts,
and tho outcry against overweighted
southern delegations stopped.
Just now a oompotltion threatens
over rival clatmB for tho credit of
starting the reorganization move
ment Certain party leaders, chiefly
United States senators, want it to
nnnnitr that they first turned tho
whoola, although it will bo nocessary
ifor tho regular party organization
through its duly constituted officero
to inaugurate and carry through
whatever plan may bo adopted.
While the party door will, of courso,
be oeen to all who are roady to Join
"bands' again under tho old banner,
the qualification test for leadership
will have to be sincerity of purpose,
oMiitv in lnsnlra confidence and
readiness to fight the battles ahoad
ef us with patriotic and unselfish mo
Service that SnouU Be Appreciated.
. . Me V W1l1.
The retirement oi unanes ti. x-juiv-
ens from tho Ak-Sor-Ben board of
rovornora. of which he has for years
been president, is occasion to roraina
tho neoDle of Omahu that they ao
not fullv realize, nor adequately ap
predate, the service ronderod to Ujo
community by a man in this capac
ity. As president of the Ak-Bar-Ben
organization, Mr. PlcKons parucu
lnrlv has beon conscientious and as
slduous in his devotion to Its inter
ests. To insure its success he has
given time, energy and ability thut
could not have been bought ror any
amount et money, but hopiaB given
it all freely out of real publlo spirit
and patriotic pride in the ity.
Tk TJanties. GemmilBie&ar.
in the appointment of an election
commissioner under the new law ea-
aetad bv the last legislature, Govsr
nor Morehead; is to be congratulated
on having gotten away from the
ward-hceler class, tor all will agreo
that his selection, Harley G. Moor
head, Is a young man of unblemUhed
renutatlon and good standing in the
community. Ho has been regarded
nn a rising young lawyer, and mado
creditable race for tho dlstrlot
ench at the last Judicial election.
Rn the only surprise 1b that he
should be willing to accept a salaried
position that through tho proper per
formance of the duties will take him
comnletely out of hlB profession.
The expectation, however, that wo
will Ret "pure elections" over-nignt,
that the contested election 1b how a
thing of the past, and that every
defeated candidate will hereafter be
satisfied he hoa been honestly beaten
just because the supervision of the
election machinery has been turned
over to an appointee of a nonresident
Eovernor is likely to be illusory. Tne
new law may work some improve
ments we certainly hope it will
but the millennium in elections is
vat to come, and our best wish tor
tho new commissioner is that his
troubles will be little onos,
The point has been raised whether
tho laDDroprlation for an armory at
Nebraska City, against which the
referendum Is threatened, is really
subject to popular review. The
referendum clause of the constitu
tion exempts from Its operation ap
nroDrlatlons for any existing Instl
tution, and, advocates of the armory
appropriation are trying to claim ex
emptlon for lu
Wo have about all the Asiatic
Islands we need at present, but It
our seals need a few more tor breed
ing purposes there are some still to
ifliisDsw in OraaW
COMPILED FROM PER FILES
000 $ MAY 14. ? OCP
Thirty Years Ago
At n. mcetintr of the Board of Trade a
committee consisting of Dr. Genre X
Allller of the Herald, Rdward Rosewater
or The Bee and Fred Nye of the Repub
llcan was appointed for the reception of
tne editorial excursion which Is soon to
head its way from Chlcio.
The new Nebraska National bank build
ng Is rapidly approaching completion.
The counter of hnnd-carved mahorany
-." "cms pui in pmco uy uiaes flc
Lehnbentcr of Bt. Louis, who are mik
ing tho fixtures.'
Donald B. Martin and Mlm Mary How
ard were married at the residence of
David Hayden, Rev. Mr. Savace offU
The Harrisons played at Boyd's In
'Photos" to a fair house.
Word comes of the death at koramln
of Joseph I,, Scars, son of Mrs. D. I.
Scars and brother of Ma. Poppleton.
Mrs. Ferguson and M. F. Sears. He had
been a telegraph operator In Omaha.
F. W. Marsh, MIS Grant street, is eager
to pay tH reward for the arrest of the
thief and recovery of the tarpaulin stolen
from his wagon.
A call for the special meeting of Pio
neer Hook and Ladder company Is signed
by Charles Fisher.
General Howard and his son, Lieuten
ant Guy Howard, are to make an official
tour of Fort McKlnney and other posts
in the department.
Twenty Years Ago
Mrs. Maggie Morrison, 2 North
Eleventh street, a colored woman 40
years of ags, left the Bijou theater to
go to a slok friend who had sent for I
In front of the home Moses 8tur-
man, 1E03 Davenport street, Mrs. Morrl
son became sudlenly 111. She went Into
the house, where she was known to ask
for relief and, died tn ten minutes In
fearful agony, Dr. Search 'was called,
but could not find tho oxact cause of
death and, anyhow, It was too late for
him to do any good. The woman had
been subject to neuralgia of the stomach
and heart trouble.
The Nonpareils beat the Second In
fantry team of soldiers, 6 to 1, at Fort
Crook In the first of a series of three,
games. The Nonpareils' lineup was:
Crofter, center fielder; Jell en. pitcher!
Bradford, shortstop; Shonanan, third
base; MoAullffe, second base; Lacey,
catcher! Mahoney, left field; Flynn, first
base; Fox, tight field.
"The party who borrowed a volume of
bound novels from S. O. V. Grlowold,
sporting editor of The Bee, some weeks
ago Will confer an inestimable favor by
returning the s&ms at once." Item In
Ten Years A go-
Mrs. C, lu Carter entertained In honor
of Mrs. Prloe of Portland, Ore. She was
assisted tn receiving by Mesdames N. B.
Carter, 13. EX Voon and EX A. Carter.
The guents were: Mesdames Carter,
Prloe, Lar faster, Bright, Drlftkorn, Wil
son, Dutoher, Kellogg, Llndell, Redmond,
Shatter, Vaon; Misses Drlftkorn, Llndell,
Chaffer and Wilson.
K. H, Harrlman, President Horace O,
Burt of tho Union Pacific, President 8.
M. Felton of the Chicago & Alton, came
In on the Union Paelfio from the west
and their tra)n tarried briefly at Union
station, while President James MoNdl of
the bollermakers interviewed Mr. Burt in
behalf of the Union Fnclfjo strikers. He
had hoped to seo Mr. uamman, wno, it
was announced, was too 111 to be dis
turbed. Mr. McNeil was told that Mr.
Harrlman was anxious for a conference
with strike leaders In New York.
A telegram to Judge I, F. Baxter an
nounced the death of Mrs. Nelson H.
Tunnioliffe In Boston. Hhe was the wife
of a well known member of the Omaha
liar, with an offloe In tha First National
bank building, but ho had spit the last
three years, in Boston.
Dr. J. P. Lord returned from New Or
leans, where he attended the convention
of the American Medical association.
Mrs. Lord aooompanled htm.
People Talked About
The will of tho late Judge William O.
Hawkins, Jr., probated In Pittsburgh, dls.
posed of an estate estimated nt ii.n,u
in a concise statement of 140 words.
There Is talk In New York of the antl-
suffreelits nulling off a parade, but the
streets are not long enough nor wide
enough to aocommodate the crowd.
A bunch of Indians In northwestern
Canada worked off a fine assortment of
salted mines on credulous Americans.
Onos in a whllo Poor Lo quaffs a mag
num of ths wine of revenge.
An uncounted number of democratlo
patriots who went to Washington chasing
a Job hare acquired superior knowledge
of the curves of the national capital and
are In great demand- as guides.
Graft has Invaded the sanctuary of
righteousness in California's capltol. A
legislative report charges Frank C. Jor
dan, secretary of state, with having
pocketed J7.W0 In automobile fees belong
ing to the state.
When Newell Shuman appeared on the
street In Rockland, Me., recently he wore
the tall hat which he bought at the time
of his wedding, fifty-three yearn ago. In
honor of tat) event he has worn tha hat
on each succeeding May day, Mr. Shu.
roan is now 84 years old.
Ralph Butler of Dorchester, Mass., had
100 candlss on his birthday cake the other
day, and more than 150 of the family
(some great-grandclMldren Included) were
there to see them. lie got congratulatory
telegrams from a sister aged S6 and a
brother aged S3.
When Miss C E. Fisher, state deputy
game warden of Kansas, found II. B,
Stone fishing with more than one trot 11 no
she arrested him on a charge of violating
the fish and game laws. This was the
first arrest ever made by a woman deputy
game warden In Kansas.
No Doubt of It.
In spite of the lofty tons of Senator
Works' denunciation of John D. Rocke
feller, we believe there will always be
people enough during his lifetime who
are willing to take over all the money he
wants to give away.
Peaceful Oltl Aire Imperilled,
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Everyone sympathises with old King
Nicholas. But there might be just a
little sympathy for poor old Francis
Joseph of Austria, whose dream of slip
ping peacefully Into his grave Is shat
tered by the frenzied politics of his mln.
Twice Told Tales
On his elghty.fourth birthday Paul
Smith, the veteran Adirondack hotel
keeper, who started In life as a guide,
and died owning 11,000,000 worth of forest
land, was talking about boundary dis
putes with an old friend.
"Didn't you hear of the lawsuit over
a title that I had with, Jones down In Ma
lone last summer?" asked Paul. The
friend had not heard.
Well," said Paul, "it was this way.
I sat in the court room before the case
opened with my witnesses around me.
Jones bustled in, stopped, looked my wit
nesses over carefully, and said: 'Paul,
are those your witness!" They are,"
" 'Then you win,' said he. 'I've had
them witnesses twice myself.' " 8an
A Nmv Job.
Physically speaking, Ollle James,' the
new senator from Kentucky, weighs
close to 300 pounds, and In a political
sense he tips the scales at 1,600 tons. His
last achievement was to give Luther Bur
bank, the plant wizard, a new and diffi
Last summer James toured California,
and ono day he lunched with Burbank,
who seemed Intensely Interested in the
vast amount of food the big Kentucklan
stowed away and his manner of doing
the stowing. Immediately after the lunch
the scientist made a quick dash back to
his experimental station.
"Why are you In such a hurry, LutherT"
asked one of the party.
"I want to rush back," he responded se
riously, "and see if I can't propagate a
squared shaped pea that won't roll off of
Olile's knife." Popular Magaslne.
The IUftht Course.
The late Edward Dowden, whose Life
of Shelley" brought down on him a tre
mendous rebuke for snobbishness, was be
ing discussed at the Franklin Inn In
"Dowden's style was , ponderous and
somber,'' said a sonneteer, "but I often
met him in Dublin, and his" talk, unlike
his writing, sparkled with true Irish wit.
"I once told him of my many vain ef
forts to swear off, and of my resolve,
none the less, to make another trial.
" nightl' said Prof. Dowden, 'Right!
Turn over a new leaf. Tou needn't men
tion to anyone the number of the page.' "
Tonic for Pessimists
New York Financial Chronicle.
While the business man who Is seised
with fright every time he hears the
tariff discussed, while the banker Is com
plaining that wa haven't a currency suf
ficiently elastic, and while the average
citizen feels a mood of economy stealing
over him, nature seems unperturbed and
Is working overtime to shower blessings
on all sides. Old Sol Is blessing Mother
Earth with his rioh and warm rays in
a sacrificial effort to give us a bounti
ful harvest this fall, and thereby arouse
frail human nature from Us pronounced
case of dejection and the pip.
They may out the tariff If they wish
to, they may give the nation a better
currency system, but no congress can
stop old Sol from making the earth give
forth an unusual bounty of riches in the
form of bumper crops.
The first crop report published last
week Is a real tonlo for whatever depres
sion envelops us now. It is out of the
earth the now wealth comes each year,
wealth that must be moved and con
sumed. If nature's moods do not go awry
before the harvest we may confidently
look for new yields which will exceed
Hill's great dream of 19,000.000.000.
Imagine what this wealth means to
commerce of this country. Think what
It represents to the prosperity of the na
tion. It will be crops, nothing else. Whioh
will prove the saving situation for this
country next fall. We may then have
so much money as to become even In
discreet enough to buy automobiles. And
thsoup houses about which we hear the
croakers talk so much will again fade
away as a mere memory of 1S93.
Worrying John Bull
Philadelphia Ledger: If these bomb
outrages continue In England they'll have
to force the militant suffragettes to wear
uniforms so they can't hide 'em.
Baltimore American: John Bull la put
ting the suffragists tn Jail. Uncle Bam
is listening to what they have to say for
themselves. At present. Uncle Sam is
holding the chivalry record.
New York Sun: Prepared as we are
to shudder over the atrocities of tha
English militant suffragettes, we ore In
clined to believe that some at least of
the bombs found "planted" nowodaya are
In reality "plants."
New York Herald: Exquisite Is the
urbantty of the reotor qf Bt Catharine's
Church, Hatcham, England, who saya of
Its burning: "I cannot ascribe It to any
other than those delightful ladles," the
suffragettes. Dear delights. England is
Cleveland Plain Dealer: It will be
noted that Sir Edward Qrey, the British
foreign minister, who Is for peace at any
price abroad, ! foUowtng similar tactioc
at home. He spoke for and voted for the
recent suffrage proposition which Pre
mier Asqulth and most of the cabinet
Pittsburgh Dispatch: It turns out that
I,lnyd George, whose house the militants
tried to destroy by dynamite and arson,
voted for suffrage Just the same. But
there were others who made the deduc
tion that the suffragette- pranks do not
prove feminine qualification tor tha bal
lot. Undoubtedly Mrs. Ponkhurst and
her followers beat that bill.
The Chioago Paoe
Having turned nude Diet urea to the
wall and put ragtime musto In cold stor
age, Chioago Is pulling off a general
clean-up of backyards and streets.
A joyriding chauffeur convicted of
running down and killing a pedestrian.
was ticketed to Jollet tor a stay of four
teen years. Chicago courts now regard)
recklessness with ' an automobile as
criminal as brandishing a revolver or
any other killing tool.
It has Just corns to light in Chicago
that the Salvation army takes care of
about 1.000 unfortunate girls every year
without getting a front page headline or
a legislative Inquiry. The real doers
mak the least not
Protection for the nlnl.
NEW YORK, May 10,-To the Ed. lor of
The Bee: Members of the Audubon so
ciety are deeply Interested In legislation
relating to the protection of birds. The
aigrette Is torn from the live mother Mrd
In the nesting season and the little ones
are left to starve. Intelligent, kind-
hearted women wear these aigrettes,
birds of paradise and other hat adorn
ments because they are Ignorant as to
the manner In which these things ari ob
tained. No self-respecting woman (and,
above all, no mother) with anything re
sembling a heart, will consent to wear
aigrettes or certain furs, once she has
learned of the unspeakable horrors that
attend their procuring.
President Wilson has this month con
vened a special session of congreM! for
tne purpose of passing the revised tariff
act The officers of the Audubon society
havo strong grounds for believing that It
will be possible to Have Inserted in this a
provision prohibiting the Importation of
aigrettes, provided a wide campaign of
publicity can be immediately Inaugurated.
There will undoubtedly be strong oppo
sition to the proposed law opposition on
the part of merchant milliners who en
courage the aigrette atrocities as a source
of revenue. The matter is In the hands
of the American women.
MINNIE MADDERN FI8KE.
The Iteal Conncll Dlnffs.
SHERIDAN, Wyo.. May 10. To the
Editor1 of The Bee: NoUng In the report
of General Grcnvllle M. Dodge's speech
at tha meeting of tho Eagles in Council
Bluffs, that tho good general refers to
Council Bluffs, la., as the place where
Lewis and Clark held their council with
the Indians and that It had even then
been known as the "council bluffs," I
dislike to differ from so good a historian
as General Grenvtlle M. Dodge, but must
If one will refer to the published edition
of Lewis and Clark's Journal which is
In the Omaha publlo library, he will
find that Lewis and Clark did not hold
their counsel with the Indians in or near
whore Council Bluffs now stands nor
oven on the east side of the Missouri
river. Their Journal distinctly locates
their council nn a bluff on the west side
tho bluff on which Fort Calhoun was
This Is also referred to In George Cat
ltn' honk with that story of his won
derful travels among the Indians and
his remarkable drawings of them ana
their life soenes. You will also note
that on Georgo Catlln's return he writes
that he visited the grave of the great
Chief Blackbird who had been burled on
a Muff on the west bank of the Missouri,
sitting astride of a live white horse which
h Tndlank had enwalled about ana
over-covered with sods. A badger, or
some other wild animal had dug a noie
In the top of the mound, exposing Black
bird's skull, which George Catlln records
hA tnnk n.wnv with him.
I am still a lover of your city and the
state of Nebraska, and I wouaa mosi
earnestly point out and defend tne nis
torlcal points that rightfully bolong to
them. HORACE P. HOHNE8.
KTiTtTTT OMAHA. May 12. To the Ed
itor of The Beo: It has come to my notice
lately and I have heard others speak of
i. that whern whits clover Js pretty
thick, dandelions do not grow as welt as
they do In other places, wnue ciover
seems to retard the growth of dandeuons.
Tfor mv own cart I do not think they
are such ugly flowers, for In somo places
they really Improve the looks or tninss.
it im imnnanlble to exterminate them, so
people might as well take them as they
come for they will grow as long as vege
tation grows. There aro worse things
to worry about than dandeUons anyhow.
IT. A. AUriBW-
Sure Death to Dandelion!.
wiTrnrnn. Neb.. May 18. To tha
Editor of The Bee: As Omaha seems onnt
on dandelion warfare, I wish to suggest,
although somewhat late, a much simpler
o., mnr rftclnt means of destruction
than digging, and one that does not dis
figure tho lawn.
Gasoline Is death to dandelions.
Tn nnnivinir It. it Is best to use an or
dinary "spring bottom" machine oil can,
vniinc nno.hnlf to one dnt Pour from
one-half to two teaepoonfuls on the cen
ter of the plant. By the next day the
niont tumu brown at the center, and In a
few days the entire plant Is dead. It Is
equally useful In destroying -plantain,
the next worst lawn pest Care shold be
taken to not spill the gasoline on tho
grass, as It will km it as weu & mu
weeds. I B- QOULP.
SDringfleld Republican: The greatest
orobtem of maintaining peace by battle
ships is to build enough ships for defense
without Bearing other folks into ounaing
a few more. What's the answer?
Indianapolis News: The calamity howl
ers are surely playing tn hard luck these
days. Just now they ore menaced by
what promises to be the biggest winter
wheat crop the country ever raised.
Washington Post: Sarah Bernhardt's
Joy at the thought of being a great grand
mother is so intense that It requires
great self-repression to keep her from
kicking the globe off the chandelier.
New York World: The medical fra
ternity havo many and various com
plaints to make of Dr. Frtedmann, but
the re'raln to which they return atter
each new verse Is the amount of adver
tising he gets.
Philadelphia Ledger: An ancient city,
nearly 800 years old, Is reported In Ne
braska and an expedition Is to dig up Its
ruins. This rather disposes of the popu
lar belief that Nebraska was first dis
covered by William Jennings Bryan.
New York World; For the first time
since the dedication of the Soldiers' Na
tional cemetery, in 1S6S, the Memorial
day address at Oettysburgh this year will
be delivered by a southerner. A pre
cedent which it Is satisfactory to have
established, even though belated.
St Louts Repub tlo: The Interstate
Commerce commlslon's ruling that It Is
the duty of railroads to prevent damage
to freight by freeslng Just as they pro
tect freight from heat In refrigerator cars
seems to call for the invention of a
freight car that works like thermos bottle.
Washington Post: The railroads have
not been getting a square deal from the
publlo recently, but .that is no reason for
the railroads to turn around and filch
from the public. The Interstate Com
merce commission in passing upon the
new rates which will be filed will no
doubt sec to It that the railroads get
exact Justice &o mors and no leas.
"I haven't seen Doc Blllem for a
month. Where Is he?"
"Home sick late supper bad lobster."
"Poor old faddist Wfliat'a his latest
"I'otomania." CJeveland Piainaeaier.
Kitty (to her mother) Mr. Pbooner
knows that my face Is all the fortune I
Willie Yes, ma, and when I sneaked
Into the parlor he was trying his best to
get at her fortune. Boston Transcript-
"Did you ever hear of a man who
knew how to manage a woman?'
"1,018 or tnem.
"Then whv don't thev show other men
how to do It?"
'Because thev're nil locked UD In lun
atic asylums." Baltimore American.
"Germany . Is steallncr all our Ameri
can stuff." said the Grouch.
"That so?" said the Boobo.
"Yes. It's so." said the Grouch "An
army officer over there has Just beon
sentenced to six months In jail for get
ting a leave of absence on the plea that
his grandmother was dead." Cincinnati
Kicker Is h InterentrA In tho tnrlff
Bocker Yes. she savs she, won't marrv
a man who doesn't pay .an Income tax.
New York Sun.
"Of course you are a patriot?"
"Beyond a doubt" renlled tha vlllojre
postmaster. "If you knew anything
about the work of this office you'd know
It takes a first-class Datrlot to h n.
(fourth-class postmaster." Wlashlmrton
"What line of effort." unJrt th uvinn.
mist, "do you consider worst paid?"
a no worn or a case Dan umpire. I
don't know how much he gets, but It's
worth more." Chicago Post
Parke BUdat Is certainly tied to his
wife's apron strings.
Lane Well, In these days he Is lucky
If he has a wife with apron strings.
Edith You haven't seen my enagage
ment ring yet, have yoil?
Marie I don't know, dear. Who's the
man? Chicago Post
SAVES ELDERLY PEOPLE FROM
KIDNEY AND BLADDER MISERIES
Sleep Disturbing Bladder Weakness, Backache, Stiff Joints,
Rheumatic Pains Disappear After Few Doses Are Taken
While people along In years are natur
ally more subject to weak kldnevs. thov
can avoid the tortures of backache, and
rheumatism, and be saved the annoyance
of getting UP at nlcht with dlsairrenahltf
bladder disorders, for the new discovery.
Croxone, quickly relieves the most severe
and obstinate coses.
Croxone relieves these conditions by re
moving the cause. It Is the most win
derful remedy ever discovered for ridding
the system of urio add. It Is entirely
different from all other remedies. It is
not like anything else ever used for tho
purpose. Croxone make's the kidneys fil
ter the blood and sift out all the poison
ous adds and waste matter that cause
It soaks right In and cleans out the
stopped up, Inactive kidneys like water
(If yon want ft hat that will give you at
Mnfflrtorv service and ahvava look well
(-you better look
Awaits You At
From the moment you arrive
at this great scenic wonderland,
you art at homt. The spirit of
western hospitality envelopes you.
TCrtVt irt rr l,at rr 1 1 A neihlv rrmtrlK-
Bt to your comfort and enjoyment Is left
txedana. You will find service without
servility, liberty without license and real, genulneluxury In the very heart
of the wildest and molt beautiful spot in America.
Tours by Automobile, Four-Horse Stage, 4$
Launch or Horseback $1 to $5 Per Day
One of the finest as well as the most novel hotels in America has just been
ccrapleud at Glacier rarkBUtion, tha eaitern gmUwar to tha Park. It U built entirely of haze
loci, four feet In diameter and forty feet long. It offers accommodations for 00 guesta ererr
room ia electrically lighted and heated. Uaa ererr modern feature Inclttdinr plunge pool, shower
baths, eon parlor, hnga fireplaces and open cam para In lounging room. CuUina and aerrlca of
tho big heat order. Kates American plan 13 per day.
Toon by aatomoMlo, four-hone stage, launch and horseback, also camping and waiting
toors with competent guldee 11 to IS per oey, Ihefamouachalnof Swiss Chalet Camps through,
out the Park provides unriralled accommodation at the end of each day's journey.
Tha BJackfeet Indians, wbooa reaenaUon adjoins tha Park, ara a feature of nnoSoal
Panama-Pad Ac International
Eipoattlon, gas rnmeisco,lU
TO YE DANDELION.
Twinkle, twinkle on the lawn,
Dandelion, and then begone.
Ere your wnue seea caps nnau uubi
For the mayor says you must.
Twinkle, twinkle on your stom,
Ere jou are dug Up by them.
Who have energy and zest,
And consider you a pest
Twinkle, twinkle yellow sprite,
Twinkle on with all your might
In your grassy firmament
Whilst dubious eyes on you are bent.
Little birdies overhead
Must think down is up Instead,
As they gaze where you serene
Twinkle In your skies of green.
Fixed as are the stars above you
Dandelion, I truly love you
And a million mayors Erown Irate,
Your splendor cannot exterminate.
In your 'boudlor' cap you aro doubly
And your' hoary head who doth no.
When harking back to bygone days
We remember your entrancing ways.
When wo blew that cap from off yoai .
head , , . '
To determine how soon we should be
How we split and curled your milky
stem . ...
Such curls, I've ne'er seen the Ukes of
And along with the memory of them
The unctions feel of milky flngera
And a fuzzy feel on the chin and a stuttet
From childish lips, "Do you llko but
ter?" And so I 'speet you'll hold the fort
Tho' the mayor should drag you into
For your roots are long and they've got
Deep down In our hearts as well as the
And altho' we dig you up with a vim
As dutiful subjects of Mayor Jim
Yet with Joy we'll behold you still shin
As fixed as the stars In your firmament
Omaha BAYOLL NE TRELE.
does a sponge, dissolves, and drives out
every partlclje of urlo acid and other
poisonous Impurities that lodge In the
Joints and muscles and cause rheuma
tism. It neutralizes tho urine so It m
longer Irritates the bladder, overcomes
unnecessary breaking of sleep and re
stores tho kidneys and bladder to health
It matters not how long you have suf
fered, how old you are, or what else vou
have used. The very principle of Ciovon-.
Is such that It Is practically Impotniblo
to take It Into the human system without
results. It starts to work the mtnuto you
take It and relieves ,yo'i the first tlmo you
use It. You can secure an original pack
age of Croxone at trifling cost, and all
druggists are authorized to roturn the
purchase prlco If It falls in a single case.
up the Lanpher deafer.
wiereei. viaitors to tnei-arK will do anorded frequent oppor
tunities to ba present at their tribal ceremonies and dances.
Novel Aeroplane Map in Colors
and Travel Literature FREE frftft
will bring; you complete descriptive literature, fully
Illustrated, including- a unique aeroplane map of the
entire Park, alt free. An Interview with ono of our
representatives who has personally toured the Park,
may be ai ranged for upon request without any
obligation on your part whatever.
Write tor full Information today,
W. M. NOMINE,
District Passenger A Rent,
315 Seventh Street, Oes Moines, Iowa
Drs. Nach & Mach
Successor to Balls Is isXaoh
The lareest and best equipped dental
office In Omaha Experts in charge ot
all work, moderate prices. Porcelain
fillings just like the tooth. All Instru
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