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They tald H Would Not
Llv a Year
Perfectly Cured - No Catarrh Mow
Hood's Did It.
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"C. I. Hood & Co., Lowell, Mass.:
"Gentlemen: It Bites me pleasure to certify
to Uie efficacy of Hood's Sarsaparilla Id the case
of my father, who has suffered for j cars with
Heart Disease and Catarrh
In the bead. The former grew worse every
day, and esjieclally at night time. When ho
would lie down a curious feeling would rise
around his heart and his pulse would stop beat
ing for seconds. He could breathe well, but all
the air he'could inhale did not seem to rellere
him. He would hare to get up out of bed and
stir round until It wore off. "We became alarmed,
and our friends said he would not lire a year.
The family physician prescribed seteral reme
dies, but all to no at all. Finally a physician ad
Tisedhtento take Hood's Sirgnparilla. He did
so, and before he had Liken one bottle realized
that it was helping him. He his tVien over
four bottles now, an 1 Is not btVaerel anymore
With heart spells. He can sleep sound as a
baby. He does not hive any more trouble
with the catarrh, and
Is Himself Once More.
He is 3 years old, and can d.tns much work in
a day as any man of his age, since using Hood's
Barsaparilla, You are at liberty to pujllsh this
for the benefit of suffering humanity, for we
can recommend Hood's Sarsaparilla to be all
and more than is claimed for it." Miss Axxik
Wheeler, Bondo, Missouri.
Hood's Pills are hand made, and perfect
In proportion and appearan ce. 25c per box.
HIS LITTLE SON.
"Ob, papa, Bee that steamer smoke;
Ain't that a big cigar?
Could you smoke one as big as that?
Ain't it lip awful far?.
"How do the steamer mans get there
To touch a match to it?
Would you fall off if you climed up?
Where do you suppose you'd hit?
"Where do they buy Buch big cigars?
How long will that one last?
Do they buy 'em like you in a box?
Don't the boat go awful fast?
"What makes the smoke come out so
Ain't it a funny trick?
Say, papa, if you smoked like that.
Wouldn't it make you sick?
"Wont it run over those little boats?
Will the bridge man let it thro'?
Papa, when I am a great big man,
Can I have a steamer too?"
And thus ho chatters o'er the bridge'
As happy as a lark.
Would I take the world for my four-year-old
I twenty minutes until relieved."
A LAW (illADUATE.
He has just come out of college,
With his head crammed full of knowledge.
So ho thinks! So he thinks!
He will surely make a hit,
With his arguments and wit,
So he thinks! So ho thinks!
Ho will argue like a sage,
Though but 20 years of age.
So ho thinks! So ho thinks!
He has come to courts to alter,
In his works he'll never falter.
So he thinks! So ho thinks!
But he'll run against a stump,
And receive a great big bump.
So we think! So wo think!
He will learn he's sometimes wrong,
And his points not always strong,
So we think! So we think!
He will learn life's hard and dreary,
That courts don't run on theory,
So we think! So we think.
And he'll say: "I have very oft
Been very green and very sort,"
So we think! So we think!
The j oung man dropped some white pow
der into glass tilled with water and swal
"What's that?" inquired the boss.
"I've got a headache, and that is 'instan
taneous headache cure' I'm taking."
"What's the dose?"
"A teaspoonf ul in a glass of water every
"That's what; and I've been taking it
since early this morning."
Applicant I called to seo if I could get a
position as umpire in the league.
President What experience have you
Applicant I have been a comic opera
impresario and am an authority on curves,
besides knowing how to handle kickers.
Marie This dress makes me look horrid.
Mertie It does tit rather tight for a fact.
Only the Scars Remain,
"Among the many testimonials which I
see In regard to certain medicines perform
ing cures, cleansing the blood, etc.," writes
11kuy Hudson, of the James 8mltU
Woolen Machinery Co.,
Philadelphia, Pa., "none
impress me more than my
own owe. Twenty years
ago, at the age of 18 years,
I had swellings come on
my legs, which broke and
l became nmnlnr mim.
Our famllyphysician could
do me no good, and it was
feared that the bones
would be affected. At last,
my good old mother
rged me to try Ayer'
Sarsaparilla. I took three
bottles, the sores healed,
and I have not been
troubled since. Only the
cars remain, and the
I memory of the past, to
Temincl mn nf (1m vnml
Ayert Sarsaparilla has done me. I now
weigh two hundred and twenty pounds, and
am In the best of health. I have been on the
road for the past twelve years, have noticed
Ayer'a Sarsaparilla advertised in all parts
of the United States, and always take pleas
ure In telling what good it did for me."
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