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Catarrh Invites Consumption It weakens the dclicnte lung tissues, derang? tlio digestive organs, and breaks down the general health. It often causes headache and diizS Hess, Impairs the taste, smell and bearing, and affects the voice. Being a constitutional disease it re quires a constitutional remedy. Hood's Sarsaparilla Radically and permanently cures ca tarrh of the nose, throat, stomach, bowels, and more delicate organs. Read the testimonials. No substitute for Hood's acts like Good's. Be sure to get Hood's. " I u troubled with catarrh 30 yean, teeing statements of cum by flood's Bar eaparllla retolred to try It. Four bottles entirely cured me." William Suiimaji, 1090 6th St Milwaukee, Wis. Hood's) Sarsaparilla promises t ure and keapa tha promise. 1 Humorous l The Los; Cabin. O'er the rlsion like a mirage f!!s The old log cabin, with its dingy wall, And crippled chimney with crutch-like prop Reueath a sagging shoulder at the top. The coonskin battened fast on either side The wisps of leaf tobacco "cut and dried" The yellow strands of quartered apples strung In rich festoons that tangle in among The morning glory Tines that clamber o er The little clapboard roof above the door; The old well sweep that drops a cour tesy To every thirsty soul so graciously, The stranger, as he drains the dripping gourd. Intuitively murmurs, "Thank the Lord!' Again thro' mists of memory arise The simple scenes of horn before the eyes: The happy mother, humming with her wheel. The dear old melodies that used to steal 8o drowsily upon the summer air. Tha house dog hid his bone, forgot his care. And nestled at her feet to dream, perchance. Soma cooling dream of winter time ro mance. The square of sunshine through the open door That notched its edge across the pun cheon floor. And made a golden coverlet, whereon The god of slumber hsd a picture drawn Of babyhood, in all the loveliness Of dimpled cheek, and limb, and liusey dress: The bough-filled fireplace and the mantel wide. Its fire-scorched ankles stretched on eith er side. Where, perched upon its shoulders 'neath the joist, The old clock hiccoughed, harsh and husky-voiced. And snarled the premonition dire and dread, When it should hammer Time upon the ' head; Tomatoes, red and yellow, in a row. Preserved not then for diet, but for show. Like rare and precious jewels in the rough, Whose worth was not appraised at half enough; The jars of jelly, with their dusty tops; The bunch of pennyroyal and the cordial drops; The flask of camphor and the phial of squills; The box of buttons, garden seeds and pills; And ending all the mantel's bric-a-brac The old, time-honored ""family alma nack. James Whitcomb Riley. Primitive Paper-Making?. la Madagascar a kind of writing paper used by some of the native nota bles and tbe fetish priests Is made from tbe bark of a shrub named ba hova. Tbe bark fibre is boiled and macerated until a thin paste la obtain ed. Then a leaf of tbe plant called ravlnla, or traveler's tea. Is coated with pulp formed from a particular kind of rice, and over this Is spread the hsbova paste, on both sides of the leaf. After the coating has thorough ly dried and adhered, it Is polished with a smooth shell, and the paper is ready for use. The manufacture of the Ink employed, like that of the pa per itself, Is a monopoly of tbe nota bles and priests who use It. This pa per may be bought by European trav elers st less than a penny a sheet, but only a few hundred sheeta are pro duced in a month. SKIN PC Altoona. Pa.. lune 20. iooi. I was afflicted with Tetter in bad shape. It would appear in blotches as large as my hand, a yellowish color, and scale off. You can imagine how offensive it was. For twelve years I was afflicted with this irouDie. At night it was a case of scratch and many times no rest at all. Seeing the good the medicine was doing a friend who was taking it for Eczema, I com menced it, and a9 a result the eruption be- fsn to dry up and disappear, and to-day am practically a well man. Only two uuy pui are leu on ine elbow and shin, where once the whole body was affected. I have every confidence in the medicine. and feel sure that in a short time these two remaining spots will disappear. 8. 8. S. is certainly a great blood puri. fier. and has done me a world of crwt I am grateful for what it has accom plished, and trust that what I have said will lead others who are similarly afflict ed to take the remedy and obtain the tame good results that I have. 125 East Fifth Ave. John F. Lea. While washes, soaps, salves and powders relieve temporarily, tbey do not reach the real cause of the disease. The blood must be purified before the cure is permanent. 8.S.S. contains no potash, arsenic or min eral of any description, but is guaranteed purely vegetawe. Send for our book on the skin and its diseases, which is mailed free. Our physicians will cheerfully advise without charge any who write us about their case. f bl Swift Spcci.lo Company, Atlanta, fit. At Party Rudolph, can you cut your own meat?" "Humph!" said Ru dolph, who was sawing away. "Can't I? I've cut a great deal tougher meat than this at home." Doctor Ah! out for a constitution al? She Yes; I walk two miles be fore breakfast every morning for my complexion. Doctor Is the drug store so far as thatt-Eiehange. Mr. A. Chromo? Mrs. Newrtebe And who is this by? Picture Dealer Tbat is a chromo, madam. Mrs. Newrlche Oh, yes, of course It Is. Now that you mention It, I recognise his style. Softlelgh When 1 aw awaked her fob her band In mawriage her bwutnl father tbweatened to aw hwain me. doncher know. Miss Cutting Tbat s lust like her father. He always was fond of a Joke. Chicago Daily News. tsual Invitation A lady was asked by another where she and her hus band had taken up their abode. "Oh," she replied, "we are living by the canal at present. We should be de lighted If you would drop In some even ing." A Proper 8tudy. Wall Street So your son is studying law. lo you ex pect that he will stick to It? Specu latorOh, no; I Just want him to know enough about it so that he will be able to evade it successfully. Detroit Free Press. A Fight in It "As Shakespeare says." remarked lassiay, wno was fond of alrine his "book laruln' " oc casionally, "what's in a uaiue! "Well." replied Casey, "call me wan that Ol don't like an" Oil! show ye." Philadelphia Pre. Bearitt Things were awfully dull on 'Change to-day. Absolutely notn- ing doing In stocks. The buyers and sellers failed to get together. Mrs. Bearitt Why don't you mark some of the stock down and advertise a bar gain sale? Chicago News. "Maude graduated from your cook ing school last spring, didn't she?" "Yes; but she's going to take a post graduate course this fall." "Then she's really going back to the school?" "Oh, no; she's to be married to a poor young man. Catholic Standard-Times. A Real Curiosity. That Is a curious- looking cane, major," said the visitor. A memento of the war of the rebel Hon, I suppose?" "Yes, a Christmas present." replied the old veteran, 'it was made from the hollow log I occu pied at tbe famous battle of Bull Run." Lyles Did yon ever come across a more conceited fellow than Bulger? They say he Is an atheist; and I be lieve he Is. Bonter I wouldn't like to go so far as that; but I do know that be doesn't reeogulze tbe exist ence of a superior being. Town and Country. The Strange Hen You'd hardly be lieve It, ladies, but In that part of the country from which I came in cubators are unknown. The Modern Hen Goodness gracious! I suppose the simple-minded folk out that way still believe that a hen's sphere Is her nest. Town Topics. Directions for l"e. The Inventor of a new feeding bottle for infants sent out tbe following among his direc tions for using: "When the baby Is done drinking it must be unscrewed and laid In a cool place under the hydrant. If the baby does not thrive on fresh milk it should be boiled. Deacon Good Don't you think It cruel for you to draw a fish out of bis native -element by a sharp iron book Fisher Boy It's no fault of mine. When I'm Just giving a worm a salt water bath, what does a fish want to hook himself onto my line for? If no business of his. Boston Transcript Honest Policy. An Irishman some years ago entered Mr. Hauna's office, took off his hat politely and said: "The top of the mornln' to ye, Mtstber Han na. I re been told ye re wantin o help." "I have very little to do," re plied Mr. Hanna, with a quiet smile of humor. "Then, said the Irishman, I'm the boy for yez. It's little I care about doln', sure; It's the money I'm after." Exclamatory Rheumatism. Martha the colored washerwoman, was com plaining ot her husband's health to one of her patrons. "He's ve'y po-'ly, ma'am; ve'y po'ly. He's got dat ex clamatory rheumatism." "You mean inflammatory, Martha. Exclamatory Is from exclaim, which means to cry out" "Yes, miss," answered Martha with conviction, "dat s what It Is. He boilers all de time." At a public school one of the boys In a class had committed some grave Infraction of discipline. The teacher announced that be would thrash the whole class If some one did not tell him who had committed the offense. All were silent, and he began with the first boy and thrashed everyone In the class until be Anally reached the last one. Then he said: "Now, if you will tell me who did this, I won't punish you." "All right, sir, I did It." Scissors. Ayer's 'A RAINY DAY TREAT." Feed your hair; nourish it; Rive it something to live on. Then it will slop falline, and will grow long and heavy. Ayer's Hair V'icor is the only Hair Vigor hair food you can buy. For 60 years it has been doing just what we claim it will do. It will not disappoint you. " Mt hair t lt serf tlu.rl. Kilt attar ualnc Avsr'a bl.ilr Viutn-a aliitrt time it tiricin lit trow', and ih'W It la Itniiteen tin-het luir, TiiU Mini ft splendid tomtit n niwaftsr bew-g amioat wltlioiit any hair." Mils. J. II. firon, luloraJo Serines, Colo. fl M a ttetll. J r tnn- for Short Hair His Dyapepaia llcttor. Tliltta I cot a win from Sole? to day saying his dyspepsia was much ' -v",1,n' better. Cutts Yon don't mean to say he telegraphed the news. What did he say? Butts He said there was a strong rally In the wheat pit. Cincinnati Commercial Tribune. When the t-'olsoum were children- there were seven of them their mother conceived the Idea ot giving them what she culled "a ralny-dny treut." They lived two tulles from scLool, and often lis the course of the year a -storm kept them ; housed. That meant a trying day , for the older folk, for seven i healthy children could overrun the place, and leave no quiet coiner for rending or writing or talking, So tint , never-tired mother would set on foot a corn-popping, or an apple-rousting. 1 : or a charade party, or a picture-past ing "bee," or a spelling school, or .. candy-pull. Whatever the "treat' j was, mother was the leading spirit In I It, and every child had a good time, and helped the others to do the saute, Many year passed over the happy family, tine by one they left the old farm, until no one was left lint denr "Aunt Eunice," as everybody called her the good nngcl of many a family, although she hud no children of her I own. Living alone In the old house I sho was not free from lonely longlngi l fur the merry days of childhood ami Motkernwill f.u.1 airs. winsicWa Soothing Syrup th best remedy to use (ot their cailtlna during the teething period. Out of the homesick desire for klus- folk she could no loiiKer call about lor. grew her plan for "a rainy-day 'tiny treat" of her own. Whenever n storm shut her In, she set about con trlvlng some unexpected pleasure for somebody. Once it was a long letter to poor old Hetty Sweet, who was In the almshouse at Barton, fifteen miles away, ami who longed fur news of h.-r former neighbor. Another time she made some of her old fashioned mo lasses candy, and packed a generous box of It for the Widow Drown, to w hom no onchitd given a package of sweets since she was a girl She knitted a bright scarlet sweater An Enormous Umbrella. An umbrella big enough to cover a dozen persons lelongs to the Church of St. I'eter Mancroft, .Norwich. Kne- land. It Is used on wet days for wed ding parties, so that the bride and bridegroom, the bridesmaids and guests may not get their smart dresses spoiled when walking from the church aoor to the carriages. It Is also used by the clergy at funerals, when the service has to be held by the graveside in pouring rain. That It Is useful ! obvious, and it is rather remarkable that many other churches do not pos sess such an article as a part of the ordinary church furniture. A Wise Young Woman. He It is true, darling, that 1 haven't' a penny that 1 can call my own just now, but my father is worth a million, i and She (interrupting! Excuse me, but is your mother living? " i for Dick Tor, a half-witted bov whose a,e a7tvor?"'V " J I mo,mr om,l', nJ fl ul He Sure' What Is It? i mouth, much less clothes for his bac'i. She-dntrodnee me to your father. sl1 'l'd ' packed off a bundle- I n,' books for Mary Flint, kept In bed For forts- rear s Pesos Cure for Con ; for three mouths by a broken hip, and sumption has cured coughs and colds. At 0Bor for reading to pass the Ions, druggists. I'rtce 23 cents. , , ... , , ,? . ; si w days. One day she sent In w rlt- Other Side or It. , lt:g to the minister s note of thanks She (nt the depot) It must be awfully for his last Sunday's sermon, and to trying on those poor foreigners who mine; thc lexton ,voriI of appreciation f.,r to this country and hi.,1 themselves ,i, ,.,,.k i i... 1....1 ..... strangers 111 a strange land. I . . " " ....... lie Oh, they sre nse l to it. having ' "nr "- been born and raised in foreign lands,; Aunt r.unloe s 'rainy-day treat' you know. ; reached far and wide throughout uer She Why, of course, I never thought II tie circle, and left manv a life the Of that. )rl,-lir luvniixi li.l.i l,.p Ufa h,l ,-,,., A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES on c"1"' a"T niul lr,,ar' ltchm. mind. nMm. o, pm.r.,11., p,.- i n ea nness sne nnn ron.Uere.i r.y tno Year druxgiai wm n-rumi oj.tny if pazo oiNT- J endiance of good works. Youth's Com- !-..-. TM-ia w cure jwi in a 10 14 a-u. auc. : i .. ' GAVE A GOOD DESCRIPTION. New Maid Identified Culler for Her Minima, ; "If diction not quite In accordance with Its subject may be pardoned," the sand of Jaederen Is strongly mac- - asm.1g.0n s society ,ean- netic, owing to an admixture of mag-!P'" at 8 ,l""'ue"n ou '!. netlc Iron ore. He found a!o that at i "r" "'" you " exI,l'",- ' '"' distance of .three miles from the "ltu D'.v "l'' maid In trying f. locate' shore a ship s compass showed a devla- : " c""e, WD0 camc 0,,e ""-T ,Mt tion of a whole degree from its true ,"""" m nKscnce rrom noiue. position. The cause o; the numerous ""''here is one woman 011 my list shipwrecks, therefore, is obvious. !,vuo r,'H"y haunts my dreams, and I reel only relief when our calls are re- Rarllent Green ualnns. j turned. Her face Is the picture of The John A. Salter Seed Co.. Ii (,- ' a-- - ,. . . W. , u'iM-ii titjit-iiy, iithi ner uue. u neti is., always have something new, some- , . . . thing valuable. Tin year they oiler sl,e t,'"'s 1""p' llok lf l: "' l"' among their new money making vege- i d"ne up in curl paper over night. At tables, an Earliest Green Eating Onion. ' any rate, the moment she enters the It is a winner, Jlr. farmer and Gardener. A . ,.,,, , .. . . ., a avvi luiie-ia, nun rt'Tt tllougUl becomes congested. I esn never think of one sensible thing to sav. She mi ! vividly bears the hall marks of being I determined to pay this call, and havo : it over Willi, that 1 HADCATA RRH THIRTY YEARS Congressman Gives Praise to Pe-ru-na for His Recovery. V r iVW.Ar AWf 'jtT S a f. V af aV r ' a aTv" V J-j- --IN. J a. a - 'A '" W i'KYi . m J'i 1ST . 7 It V" . 'Jt J gt 4Wf I -is, , Wv: IX-CONGRtSSMAN MllhlSON, Of OHIO Napoleon, Ohio, ex iiiemlM-r of l'i(t) lidli and Kilty Hon. David Meekfsoti, sixth Congresses, writes: "I have used several bottles of PcruiM and I feel greatly benrfittrd thereby from my catarrh of the head. I feci emouraird to brha-ve thaw if I me M a short lime longer I wig be fuHy able to eradicate the oWase of thirty yean' standing." Magnetic Manila. In the district of Stavanger. in the southwestern part of Norway, there is a place called Jaederen, a flat strip of coast less than a mile long, which is notorions for shipwrecks. Now a Nor wegian physicist has discovered that Hon. Ihivid Merkisoit begun his . lilical career by serving four cottsavu- j tive terms as Mayor ol the town in ll it'll he lives. He was elected to the I- iftvlifth Con- j gress by a very large majority, sntl in ; the acknuw iclg si lender of h pai ty in i his section of the state. I Only one flaw marred the otherie Ctitnpltte siicceM of this rising Mates. ; man. Catarrh with its insidious approach and tenacious grasp, was his tmlv uu-! coii(iierl foe. ror thirty years he agcd unsiuveiw- i fill Hat fare against tlis -r.-iutl riietuy. At last Tenuis calne t the rcn-tie, aiul lie tlictate.1 the above letter to Dr, llartnmn as the result. Hon. Samuel II. Mitchell, 1 U.. win I'lacc, Hriglit.tn, Us , iiieuiU-r t.f Collin il ami I lituse tr Ucprt senlativrs for Ward L'.i, l(.mtoii, writes: "I bar. never before found mrrfii iite whtth wouhl break up a mid so reaslilr as I'rrurut, and it is olvq rlleitive in turing Idiarrh. "I began using IVruns and nceks the catarrh hat tain-li. f. Neglected Colds Lead to Catarrh-Neglected Catarrh Becomes Chronic. The fact that catarrh will continue to ullllct one person for thirty years shuns how chronic the disease really is, When catarrh has otice fasteuetl tine If 11 poll the I1111111111 system, It shows a dlsptieltion to remain. (atarrh Is not tcll-turatrv nor tetfrMnv Inalive. II tontlnues aa tang as It la a. lowed to remain, - Catarrh Is nutiirallv a chronic dlarasa ami c.inliiiiics to gruw worse, not l-i. ter. Kur thirty years t'.uig. Meek Is-m had catarih, and Vet he eHtrlenccd a riira Ivy the use o IV num. Surely, If I'etiiiift w ill riire a case of catarrh thnl has run thirty years, it will cure more recent castss, I here are probatory trn miMon of una ured itri ol atth In In UnMed States atone. What a moltltndn ol victims this 1st What an ocean id llftiiiral(eiiieiit and uuliappiiiess ! What a Niagara of an Ijiiish ami siiffetiug! . In all prolmlulity reruns would ipiickly curw every one of the raaea. Taken atHiirdlng t the tlins lloiis, Tia. tuna rarely (alls In cure any case ( chrtiiilc catarrh. Indeed, if it ever fails, it is bvrauaa ol S 'lne tH.inplicatl"ii entirvly mis altta ' (rum catarrh, Doubted Wkh Catarrh a lifetime-Cw.d i by re-rw-e, Mrs William Mann, 60ft C.uuley Ave.. Xilra. Mich., wrltra: "Alter tws Ing been troubtrd wath tafarrk alt my lite, Pit una lured me. I "1 Was 1 bad that I had hml Ilia tu ne id smell mIii ii I was about flflcs-n earsohl. My brad ami tuaw were ...iihinully ruled an that I had to j breathe through my month. j "There was a constant dropping In i my throat. My general health was miserable. I felt tiled all tha lime, I "About two rears ago t began la lata I'rruna and I tesri Hie a Afferent person. Now I tan ttrvawh through any imtm watn oit any trouble, and the sorcntM In my throat n all gone. 1 Vl'eriina has done .i many wonders for me that I gave it to my llttlit ' daughter ho had bronchitis Slid it ; helpasl her. t cmin.it praise I'eriina enough (.r what it has thine tor me." trd f'r-ru na as a Catarrhat Tank. I linn. W. ri. An-lrews, ri-ctiiigrtnui-mail from Nebraska, write lrm tha Treasury department, Washington, 1, C , as follows: "I can i-heerfully msmimrud your prepiirnti.in, IVmna, as a healthful tunic, and a uccrsfii remcly nf ra- , tsrrh in ils titroms f,.rni." We have on tile llnmsanda of trati tii.uiiaU like tin aw u'vrM alwve, W can give our readers only a stlghl Kliiiiie ( the ast array id unatilu ltrsl t ii...rsa nieiits 1 r , llartman is roiistanl- i ly rrs-a-iving .r I'eriina, JtST 8E.SO THIS XOTICK t.0 1 60. II til in blip t nr. athy wnd fou thcir bi PIa" an j nmil of (lisf-on. ri,iiro f.ir ft-ar 1 nny tfiaiua;, tujc.tt.C wiiii eooun s.-eu A I'lace Co Avoid, Meandering Mike Say, I'ets. youse wanter strike Cinciiuuii oft jer risitm' list. rioddiliK 1'ele Will's dm for? MeanderinK Mike ause I seen In tie paper dot ennff snap w us made dere in a day ter supply tie hull town ft-r a year. TO CCRIi A COLD IN ONI! DAY Take iASMtlvw nrniTio gulnli.s 1 h:la. Ailanir fltu rsTuiitt tt niony ir l bail u OruWt ft(iiatiirs Is nit aau h Iml. r. w , make It eiiially as evident that I wish ; she would. No mask, or forced entliu i ' sliism, or uninterrupted sparkling alances from her. She Is at nil times i bored, and plainly show s It. "Hut who among us does not be come bored at some time? When tve to STOW 1,000 fine, solid Cabbages, 2.0U) rich, juicy Xumips, 2,000 blarK'fnnK, nutty Ce'ery, 2,000 rich, buttery Lettuce, 1,000 splendid Onions. 1,000 rare, luscious Hudiahcs, 1.000 gloriously brilliant Klowers. Tn all nvpr 10 sal nl.-ima tli-u .,1 ntru is made to get you to test their warranted : H'mce at our lists and discover ten, vegetable seeds and AM FOB Bt'T Pi 1ST Klif.. providing you will return this notice, and if you will send them '.'tic in pontr.ge, they will add to the above a big package of Sailer's Fourth of July Sweet Corn the earliest on earth In 'lavs earlier than Cory, Peep o' Day, First of All.etc. I'.C.L. Quaint Scoii.-h Custom. Natives of the northeast coast of Scotland observe a curious custom at funerals. After the burial service the coffin Is carried outside the house mid placed upon the two chairs on which it had rested within doors. As soon as the pallbearers lift up their burden and begin their Journey to the grnve- ysrd these chairs are at oncp thrown sharply on their backs. In this posi tion they are kept until the interment has taken place, when they are taken minors again. Any attempt to place and tried In every the chairs on their legs or to take thorn j j,m to assist Jane n nerore tne proper time Is at once and frequently more culls to be made in an afternoon the prospect is sure ly not as refreshing as an nfternoon imp might serve, but there are du ties, obligations with which we must comply, and, therefore, I say go aliont ! them cheerfully, or pretend to, which j amount to the same thing, j "But to return to my new maid and ( the experience. Among my callers last week there was one who did not leave her curd, but her name Instead, and uie mam, iim sue arterwnrii conre-tseij, 'never could remember names,' so It was with the effort of my life I Dually discovered to whom I owed the emir tcsy of a return visit. The aei-om- piinylng visions of an angry caller complaining about an unreturtied call, all loomed up before me, so 1 tried feminine Htraiegy. Mrs. Hnyitt Mrs. lirowne litis been trestitif her liiishnud rather cool f.,r soma time. Mrs. Askltt Yea', to I hare observed. I wonder what is the rsnse of it? Mrs. Hnyitt Ob. It's merely a hint that she eipects s new n-nNLiu aaitjue iaia wimer. How's This? j W offer One Umpired Dollars Reward M say can oil sisrrb that ealiuot bs cured l,r Mail's catarrb t urr. ' , t J. ( IlKNr.Y A f.O . I'ror. Toledo. 0. we, th undersigned. Iisve known K j i Cheney lor the lai ir. jrars, and Imiitiva hi in perfectly honoraWs In all l,uaii,a tianaso tlons and Onanrisil. m carry out anr uu. ! llgalluni made hy ihxir nrm. Wssr & ISCAl, Whoeaic liriifeUts. Toledo, O. w Lwsrt, K insj.s A .Mian, w Uoletals briis- ! flats. TolrdO. II. i Hall's I atarrh Cure It taken Internally, act.1 Ins directly upon tha bhsst and miiioiis atir-' (. ol the lyalem. frlra 7..c. per bom. ; ,!7 " t'riiK.iati. Tesiimnntsls Ires. I iiall's ratally i'Hli are tha ben. M,- National Oats aLi' yr,lr tvi "f fwn'i'i' h alT (ft Mil ! ... ftlit iU S. tttUUI If Ijj .utj ca bi tb-i rtKurt. in &s Tj tOc and IhU nolle JL i malt fna trmtnfit ftrm 4 m J A I ' ul lhi n Vi.ts.lx suid f t 0 Hi L WMH A. MUfMCCOCO jljK '1 concelvabl-j fash to recollect the fnistrnted by the relatives of the dead name. MALLEABLE IRON STUMP PULLERS l-aaim, llifhtst it'-il strouext Mump I'lill-r on Hi insrlo-t. Iln Hr,p p,,w,-r on tlcf hm-co with iwo hi,man. Writ n,r r.-ivtarlptive tuiulim and priest. . . ; . UHW.USOS MACIIIMKUV CO. Feat of Morristm Street Portland. Ore on WIUTm sAf.KHVEMoesiivsas nuniLU tamers and d-alers i-iI:t,k Klre water and Kuriclar I'm ,1 Hales. prl- arc within reach of everrons. i,oiid money rna- lisvt-agent now making tlu.isj per day, Address Something Wrong. He (musical, to hostess)! hope rou will excuse me giving a bumomna sketch to-night. I'm sorry to dlsan- point you, but I I feel so so ftinnyl Punch. When a woman recommends her physician to some other woman and he falls to effect a cure she never forgives the other woman. What would a woman do with a se cret if she couldn't tell It? i SPCCIAITY Sf II ING CO. 'd Oregon mm ar known by what they have Ff grown. For half a century thsjr I nasa bsen tbe standard liarso't , I allad once to prtidufw t,ltfrr, list- II eroist than snr others. Hold f by all dsalera. I SOS Heed A n. W aaal frte to all appilcanu. I fwaaw P. M. gCHRY A CO.. I Hw Pin nil i SSioh, I L&JiH.ii.-aajiijjij.ijl fr !," HIl All ILSI IslU. Pj tu Beat Cough Syrup. Tuttst Oood. Daa r . Lfc In llmq. Bold by Qruaglata. IM ""Deed, missus, ef It was to save my life tils very minute I can't 'member de lady's name, an' I neber nm gwine to member mimes, so 1 ,'Jus' might os well tolo you right now In de beginning.' ; " 'Hut you must, Jnnc, 1 again ! urged. 'Now listen to me once more. ,ionirtttie I was she (nil or short, light hair and blue eyeg, or dark Hair and brown eyes ?' , "And Just nt this moment, and for what reason VU never be able to tell, I thought of my frozen friend. With the thought horn of Inspiration I ook ed June straight In the eye and In an Icy lone asked June what did rhe look like, what did she wear? 'There, now,' cried Jane, 'yo' neber asked me ihut befo'. I know what she look like, all right she look like she whs mad clean through and through, Just plain every day mad 'bout something all de time, an' she wore low heels, list's what she look like, missus.' "In Jane's vivid, If ludicrous, de scription I was satisfied ns to Ibo Iden tity of my caller, and know I n in Vain due within two weeka, I'm always prompt, been use 1 breathe eimlcr when It's over with." It Helps. "Money doesn't bring happiness." "No, but It Isn't necessary that It should. If you have money and want happlnens you can afford to go after It." Houston Post. The first vessel launched under His Cuban flag took the water at liclfnst nut long ego. Hint was christened Ueiriua snd is shout 2.V) feet In length, a gross tonnage of l.msi. she has been especially designed to carry inolnsses In bulk between ports on the Cubau roast. To Brcsk In New Shoes. Always shake In Allen's Foot Kaae, a powder Iteurea hot, sweating, ai hing. swollen feet Cures corns. Ingrowing nails and lninl.nn At all dm rlna and shoe alcri-s, Wa- lion t accept anysulsttittit. Hample rnsiled KltKK. Address Allen H. Olmsted, la Roy, S. V THE. lit AT CLOTHING IN THE WORLD tCARJ IB! TBADS nun T saxuiirtsk: .,t IrWJi mt mttMJtmiftijim TAUHOSsMTITiiTO on mt at mmt Zr-iV 'iuinTULI. UME Of W UUMPUTt !. . TOWEn CO., aotTO. sua ... Towrscattaoiaco , tro , tosonto. c ,.'. v r ; r 'AftK mm- WHAT'S TIIK I SR OP S.WINO "filVK MK. A St K.NTCI(;.lt."WHKS HY ASKlNtt Hill A i i CREMO" Yorr.F.TlllKllF5T 5-CF.N 1' titiAK IN A Ml. II If A TH worU'i largsst lKm k IWrWeVrWrrWl I'arental Illpluinncy. "Here is a bonk that our daughter should read," said Mr. Wisewiin. "It contains some eicellent advice for s girl of her age." "Very well, dear," replied his better hslf. "I'll lay it on the table and for bid her to look at It." TITO. Permanently rare. I I IV anerrirsl day's iiiw ii Wo fits or nervotcinesa r fir Ull...'.,i.... ... Irr.M. II. Kilns, UdM b m bllad. lpbia. Pa! lird Avenury, inn i.omlon banker wss the first person In Knglnnd to hnv his photograph taken. He una a llttln hoy. Kogiicrro hliuseir took i, i,i,.i. while enplniiilng his invention Uurf'n father. Dr. C. Gee Wo Wciltrful Horn Treatment This wiiiiderful I hl neaa. d'ici,,r la rall.d -Ml lH-raiia li lu 1 M.,,pa willif,ul opera t L' ,a Heme av.mili-tlnl I hi- Eii"4 3liSO bet 1st. rasas, him., riAYr)2 nnrss ami veai" tliut ats enllrily mi known ie in. ill. l a-1 en. r n 11,1. ,-,,,r. 1 1,,,,,,,,, , , b,.riiil.-.a ,em.,ll,., thi. ,,, ,.., It. o.-ll..anf over iwi., ..., ,., "' .,; SUaralilasstmrtm-i alarih.aslhlua.ini ,(,11, r.,,1 rlii'iiiiiatisni, nerv i.,, .iii I, iv,.r ki lieys, has hun.lri-iu ,.1 i.aii,',,i.i. I harass niniteralr. Call ami see him, 1'all.Tiia mil i.7lli. oily tame lor l,l.k, and t-r"n J s 37;i!; H.fcK The 0. Gee We Chinese Medlelm Co. 25IS-J51 ALM'.R ST., S- Menlltiii ap-r rUkTIAtO, OltluOo mi-. Vaaai c-;rj To Convince You THAT THE CHATHAM Is the IIKST INCl llATOIt on the market, I will sen I you one, Ireigl.t prepaid, mid wait for my pay until October 1, I1SJ5. It was given the highest award at the Oreguii Statu I nlr, held at Halem Inst f, Wrlln f,.r our I'escriptivn Ct,il,lgl,t of liicub. tors an. I Uroo-lers and our time propositio i. cto. w. p oon, Dept. 12 Portland, Oreion P. N. U. Na. I HOt ""g to a4y.rll aar p ttientlnn this paper. A Marvel of Relief ST. JACOBS OIL For Lumbago and Sciatica PUTNAM FADELESS DYFq Kuararitd t Hiv p?rft r rati I to, bleach tnj man coturt. MONKOL Ail drii..vr an hiiv oniat fu- "'m I'ir nAtltitrr e,tln.. .us T.rr...'"..'" Mid at ibi Li-:.. ' " ' saa U'l! r!,Hon 'i"l'r well and Is "'"a lor free huul.lat htm la Uys,