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Buy Hair atAuction? At any rate, you seem to be getting rid of It on auction-sale principles: "going, going, g-o-n-el" Stop the auction with Ayer's Hair Vigor. It checks falling hair, and always restores color to gray hair. A splendid dressing also. Sold for over sixty years. Mj hair eeme enrt en bailie 1 aaarty loatla II. I had beard ao mwh about Ayer-a Heir View 1 UKwaht I woo Id ln It trial. I 44 se en It comaletelj etooped the faille, an ?id.m heir erow er lapldij. MAST H. IBLO, SorUlSeld, IUU. KtJ.O. ir"- Co., Law!!. Ala auukmm er 9 KitSAPUfUJL flflfO MILS. CI4WO attar ncnitAi. Irory Difficult to Jnd- The next time you bare billiard cue In Tour hand and expert to run the same out just stop and ponder Tr the ace of the piece of Wory which are rolliug tantallalngly about the table. That white ball which haa Just received too much "English" be longed to an old elephant who was wandering through the Congo Jungles when Napoleon was still alive. Those balls cost from $S to $10 apiece. Study the history of the billiard ball and their case and you will have more re- BDect for the came. The elephant's tusk which Is large enough to furnish the product for a good billiard ball must be at least twenty-five years old. If It is nrty years old. so much the better. The tusk of the elepbane grows much tike an oak tree, and the grain of the Ivory looks not unlike the grain of a sea Boned piece of oak lumber. If it is "green" the Ivory will shrink Just as the wood shrinks. If it la too 'dry It will "chip" In the same fashion. The buying of billiard uails at best la a gamble. A ball may have the right weight, the proper gloss and ap pear to be well seasoned, but for some unaccountable reason will chip off and become totally ruined by fall on the floor. Buy a dozen balls like a setting of riymouth Rock eggs, three or four bulls will last for years. while the others will have to be re placed again and again. Disastrous Experiment. They're telling of a Jackson County farmer who found an auto horn In the road one day and took it home and taught his chickens to recognize Ha honk as their feed call. Instead of calling them In the old-fashioned way the farmer or his wife would blow tbe auto horn. One day an automobiiisc passed the farm going about fifteen miles an hour and tooting his bora. The chickens near ne house took out after the auto and fourteen hens and three roosters ran themselves to death behind the machine. Kansas City Times. Charged His Time. "The treasury deficit for the fiscal year is nearly S24.000.000." "Eh? That doesn't seem much for a big and prosperous nation, does It?" "And your share of the deficit if there are 80,000,000 in our nation will be close to 30 cents." "What's that! Sly share? Say, only the grossest carelessness and bad man agement could run up an enormous deficit like that." Cleveland Plain Dealer. KIDNEY TROUBLE DUE TD CATARRH The Curative Power of PE-RU-N A In Kidney Disease the Talk of the Continent. Nicholas J. Hertz, member of Ancient Order of Workmen, Capitol lodge, No. 140, Pearl Street hotel, Albany, N. Y., writes: "A few month ago I contracted a heavy cold which settled in my kid neys, and each time I was exposed to inclement weather the trouble wa ag gravated until finally I wa unable to work. "After trying' many of the advertised remedies for kidney trouble, I finally took Peruna. "In a week the intense pains in my back were much relieved and in four weeks I waa able to take up my work again. "I still continued to use Peruna for another month and at the end of that time I was perfectly well. "I now take a dose or two when I hav been exposed and find that it i Splendid to keep me well." Hundreds of Cures. Dr. Hartman is constantly in receipt of testimonials from people who have been cured of cbrnoic and complicated kidney disease by Peruna. For free medical advice, address Dr. Hartman, President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio. tlHlt KMISI All U4I f AIL. CvutfD Sjrup. Taalee UixM. USS In lima. Mold hr aruiifl.u. VKIDNEY : GOOD Short g tories one of the aualnt characters well known to old-timer of Portland. Ore., was Robert E. Itybe. familiarly bnnsn as -Bob" Bvbee. He was a Justice of the pe In Portland for many years, and tale lunumerai.ie are told of him. On one occasion, when a Jury waa being Impaneled, one of the Jurors, a well known attorney, asked to be excused because ne was a lawyer. ' VelI." said Bybee, I guess that all the law you know Isn't golug to disqualify you from serving." Once when the late Shah of I ersla. Sasr-ed IMn, was a guest of English royalty be went to see the Perby run. ho .Inskv ruler noted tUe intensity ot the enthusiasm when some thorough bred in a close finish beat his field, ria xt m nultat curious about it "Why are the people making all the noise?" he asked. "Why, don t you see mai Soandso won the Herby?" answered the prince. Then with gravity ob served the potentate: " ere tney aoi already aware that one horse can run faster than another?" A woman cycled up to a butcher' hop and weut In with a smiling face. "I want you to cut me off twenty-nva pounds of beef, please." she said. The huicher was Incredulous. "Twenty- five pounds?" "Yes, please." It waa a big Job, and when lie naa nnisneu, ue rskod tier whether she would take it or hive It sent home. "Oh, I dont want to buy It." she explained; "you see, my doctor tells me I have lost twenty-five pounds of fiesh through cycling,, and I wanted to see what tt looked like In a lump. Thank you so much." Oue blustery day In March last a primary school teacher in Brooklyn, In assigning topics for an exercise In English comiHMltion, suggested that certain of the pupils might give their Impressions of the weather. One of the little scholars was observed to gaze iv nnt of the window for a long time before putting her pencil to paper. At last she undertook the Irk some task, and In a Jiffy had completed her "composition." When she handed It In the teacher was much surprised by the laconic, but unconscious, humor of It The effort read as follows: "The world Is full of wind." . Justice Glegerlch. of the New York supreme court. Is fond of sailing, and a few days ago he Invited a friend of his. a lawyer, to go down the bay with him. At the start the wind was quite brisk, but soon freshened into a gale, and made the little craft toss and roll in a manner that soon caused tne lawyer's features to twist Into exprea sive contortions. Justice Glegerlch, nntirln his friend's plight laid a soothing band on the other's shoulder, and said: "My dear fellow, can 1 ao anything for your' "Yes, your honor," replied the lawyer in plaintive tones. you will greatly oblige me rjy over ruling this motion." At his summer home In New York, Mark Twain had an aged negro serv ant, who some time ago celebrated his wedding anniversary by inviting twelve friends to a 'possum dinner, the delicacy having been supplied by rela tives In the South. Twelve by no mentis marks the extent of the serv ant's friends, and those unbidden to the feast concluded that after all they did not think much of It One of the more progressive started the report that Instead of 'possum the host served plain coons. The next day, with great severity, Mr. Clemens said to the serv ant: "Jim. I've known you a long time, and found you a truthful fellow. I want vou to tell me honestly wntcn rnn hsd for dinner last night, 'possum or coons?" The old servant hesitated, but In an Instant said: "n bleb do you mean, Mr. Clemens, on the table or around the table?" A JEWEL OF A TEMPLE. Madison Square Presbyterian Church aa Innovation in Construction. Throughout the spring and summer of the present year there has been Hearing completion, In New York, one of the most beautiful and characteris tic of recent buildings. The Madison Square Presbyterian Church reveals not only discriminating taste, but an ingenious triumph over adverse condi tions. Backed by a fifteen-story sky scraper, with the possibility of a simi lar neighbor on one side and a WJO-foot tower Just across the street, the site offered little that was promising be yond an outlook over the square. It wa obvious that a departure bad to tie made in order to overcome the dif ficulties of the situation. A Gothic structure must inevitably be dwarfed by its massive surroundings. Just as Trinity, or, indeed, Dr. i'arkhurst' old church, now Is. Confronted by such circumstances, the architects, Messrs. McKIm, Mead & White, broke boldly away from tradition by design ing an edifice not on medieval but on semi-classic lines. The Madison Square PreBbyterian Church reverts to the broad simplicity of -the early, pre Gothlc manner. Cruciform In plan, with the arm of the cross projecting but slightly be yond the square mass, the structure maintain its dignity owing to the dome and an Impressive portico, the column, of which outweigh In scale anything In the immediate vicinity. The church Is built upon a white mar ble base, of buff brick and glazed ter-ra-cotta. In order further to differ entiate the edifice from Its neighbors, it wa decided to use color more liber ally than had been employed In any building hitherto erected in tbia coun try. The six columns of the portico, the baft of which measure thirty feet, are of pale-green granite. The capitals of the column are Corinthian, the color scheme being blue, white and yellow, and all other ornamental feat ure reveal a delicate and appropriate use of these same shade with the addi tion of (reen. A In many Syrian and Roman churches, the dome 1 tiled, bowing an alternating pattern of green and yellow, the green serving a background. To sustain and to en i rich this effect the dome Is surmount ed by a gold lantern. Within, a without, manifest effort haa been tuada to escape the somber ritualistic atmosphere of the average sacred edifice. The auditorium, with its ample vestlbnlo aud low galleries. Is In uo sense oruate. The prevailing colors, grading downward from tho dome, will appear consistent with the exterior, being a Judicious combination of mosaic, fresco and stained glas ef fects. In almost every essential the Madison Square Presbyterian Church marks an Innovation In church con struction. In spirit It I a protest against the prevailing belief that a church, lu order to ih ecclesiastic, must be monastic In aspect. It 1 an attempt, and a welcome one, to adapt a place ot worship to modem condi tions and modern Ideals. Though It vaguely recalls churche dating from the fifth, sixth and seveuth ceuturles, It seem appropriate to the twentieth. There Is no danger of the sky-craper being able to crush this little gold-aud-green temple. Ita frank brightness and beauty are, happily, enduring qualities. They are quallUe that have survived the shadows ot the Middle Ages and which will not be lost sight of today. Century. ON A FuYINQ MOTOR BOAT. pcnsatlona of Kaceedlnsly Bspld Bids Ant Described. The aeusatlon experienced ou rid ing In oue ot the fastest mo tor boats yet produced, says the London Chron icle, are thu described by a yacht man who made the trial trip on Napier II. ou the Thames a few weeks ago, lu which a speed equivalent to SLIM miles an hour wa attained, although the boat Is but forty feet long: "A the boat gained In speed, flat tenlng ber passengers against her back supports, as the propeller gripped and fairly hurled her forward, the mild roar of th engines ascended to a shriek; the sounds of ber eight ex hausts smote th ea'r like th contin uous reports ot a machine-gun, min gled with the scream of th river water while the shore, dimly seen through a veil ot powdered spray. Sew by like a train. "There was no swing or plunge, no lurch or roll. The grand little craft plowed on ber way on an absolutely even keel and we bad no seas of be ing driven, but a feeling as If the boat end crew were flying. There was ab solutely no sense of flotation, no srater-borne feeling whatsoever. If one shut one's eyes tt was not difficult to imagine oue' self on some tearing vehicle running swiftly on small roll ers over a smooth steel road. Sus tained for the first time. It Is like no other experience to be had In this world, but after the first half minute or less there settles uKn on a quite delightful sense of security aud safe ty, so evenly and so truly doe she run." The successful trial of the Napier II. took place over a measured nautical mile under adverse conditions, there being a strong wind and choppy sea. Her time for a nautical mile against the tide was 2 minutes 23 seconds, and with the tide, 2 minutes 12.0 seconds. This correspond In the one case to a speed of 24.8 knots, or 29.9 land miles, an hour, and in th other to 27.14 knots, which la equivalent to 31.26 miles an hour. The previous best record In European water with this style of boat wa a trifle under 23 knots, and In American water 29.3 knots. This speed was made by the Challenger at Lake Worth, In iebru ary. Since the Napier II. made her record a French boat, the Palalsoto IL, ha equaled It on the Seine. The Napier II. is In her second sea son, having been a failure through breakdowns at first She 1 but 40 feet long. She has twin screw, driven by two forty-flve-borse power motors. The bow has a flare to turn off the crest of the bow ware, splash guards or "whiskers," being fitted a an ex tension of this flare. The Napier II. 1 an excellent exam ple of the marvelous result that have been attained In providing high-speed motor boa ta. She must be seen at full speed to be appreciated. Ordinary steam craft she passes as a dragon fly dart by a dron lug beetle. She seems to fly over the water. A roar as of rapid-fire artillery, a smother of foam, a wbite streak and she Is a mile away. Seen approach Ing stem on, driven at full power, with great cascades of snowy spray gushing from each side of her bow, she looks like some monster, shrieking, wblte wlnged butterfly of the palezolc age skimming over the surface. He Wanted a Kebate. Squire Haykorn was a close-fisted old gentleman who seldom wasted any money in traveling about the country for the purpose of enjoying himself, but he had heard a great deal concern ing the beauties of a trip down the St. Lawrence River, and having made a number of lucky trades one summer, he determined to make the Journey, if It did not cost too much. With tbl end In view, he went to a ticket office and Inquired a to the price of a round trip, going by boat and returning by rail. The agent told him. "Shall I see the Thousand Islands?" "Yes, sir." "Well, I'll take it," said the squire. He bought bis ticket and went away. About two weeks later be put In an appearance at the ticket office again. "Didn't you tell me," he asked, "that If I made that trip down the St. Lt.w rence River I'd see th ThousanJ Island?" "Certainly," answered the ticket agent "Well, I hadn't anything else to do, and I put in my time counting m. All I saw was a little over three hun dred. I want two-third of my money back." Would Be Domestic. "We'll annex Cuba one of these days." "I hope not" "Why?" "Why, you Idiot, wber would we get our Imported cigar, it w did?" Cleveland Leader. An enjoyable calling for young ! man la th visit of rich unci. aBrrV Chotly I bar a beastly cold In my head. Molly Well, that' something. Exchange. "What did your husband thluk ot that oO hat you bought last weekr' "Obi he Just raved over If Grit Tommy Pop, what are hiccoughs? Tommy' Pop Hiccough, my son, ar messages from departed spirit. Philadelphia Record. Wife John, you've been drinking, O, I can telll Husband Well, don't do It, in'dear. It'sh keep It a family shecret Philadelphia Press. Jeffrey How does your brother take married life? Esther Accord ing to directions, Ills mother-lu law Is living with him. Brooklyn Lite. He But I thought you'd forgiven m for that and promised to forget It? Sh Ye but I dldu't promise to let you forget I'd forgiven It! Punch. First Insurance Magnate What Is your favorite theatrics! production? Second Insurance Magnate "Other People' Money." Baltimore Amerl can. She And do you really love me for myeif alone? He Sure. That' why I don't want your mother to live with us after w are married. Somervllle Journal. Mr. Suooks To what, lr. do you at tribute your luccess as a salesman? Mr. Setletu If a customer doesn't see what be wants I make him want what he sees. Cleveland Leader. Madge Did Charlie propose to you out In the auto? Dolly I thought he waa going to, but be didn't When he got down on his knees. It waa only to crawl under the old machine. ruck, "Can you get wo;k for me?" asked the willing young man. "I'm afraid not" replied the Congressman, "but I can get you a government Job. If that will help any." Chlcugo Dally News. Mrs. Browne 1 wonder If the uew order of things will reform Mr. I.uscb- ley to any extent He's married. understand. Mrs. Malaprop es. ties beuedlctlue now. Philadelphia Presa. He I shall work hard, ob! ever so hard, and. In a year sr two. we'll have our own little home In the country. Sue Oh! how lovely. We can rent It and board In town, can't we, dear? Brooklyn Life. Chicago used to aspire to be a lit erary center." "Yes," answered tne New Yorker. "What do you consider the best thing published there " "The time-table, showing when tralus leave." Washington Star. Ah," she sighed, "sometimes I can hardly convince myself that I am not s-rowlug old." "Well," her dearest friend replied, "that's what comes of havlna mirrors scattered all around the house." Chicago Record Herald. "He hasn't been In politics very long, ba be?" "No, but bow did you know?" "I was walking with hi in to day Just aa a police patrol wagon dashed up behind us. and he dldu't start guiltily or look nervous st all Philadelphia Ledger. "Don't you think It Is wrong for your husband to bet on horse races?" said the prudent woman. "It Is. very Frequently," answered young Mrs. Tor kins. "The trouble is that you can t tell when until after the race la run, and the It's too late." Washington 8tar. First Office Boy Why did yer t row up yer Job at Blffum A Bangs? Sec ond Office Boy Why, I coulilu't stand old Bangs' impudence. He had de crust ter tell me, right ter me face ami before de bull office, ter git out uv do place and never come back! lint wui d last straw! Life. The Doctor I have Just returned from a week' shooting trip up nortfl. The Druggist Kill anything? The Doctor No; not a thing. The Drug jt,t Huh! Yon could have done bet ter than that by staying at home and attending to your regular business. Chlcsgo Dslly News. "I suspect," said Mrs. Oldcastle, "that our new minister is a transcen den ta list" "Ob," replied her hostess, as be carelessly tossed her rope of pearl over the back of the cbalr, "do you think so? My! I'd hate to be one of them. I should think they'd fall downstairs or something, gettln' up and prowlin' around that way In their sleep." Chicago Record Herald. "I never do things by halves," re marked Blffklns, and the waiter at his elbow put on an expectant grin. lit bad only expected a fifty-cent tip maybe the gentleman would give him more. "As I was saying," said Blff klns, pushing back his chair and ac cepting hi hat, "I never do things by halves. Especially tn tlppln. I al ways use quarter. Here yoa are." Cleveland Leader. Great Namiwr of Mm m pa. The catalogue of the Thomas Tap ling stamp collection has Just been published by the owner, who began collecting stamps when only 10 years of age. He resides tn London. The number of stamps he has gathered la about 100,000, and the value of the collection Is estimated at ntwuit $500,- 000. Two of tbe most valuable stamps In tbe collection are those of the Mnu ritiu island, one of wh.d' a red-col- ored penny stamp of 1847, Is consid ered worth $7,000. The Glamour Oone. "Ye don't seem a populnr as ye was wld the Rlchinan's cook," snld the first policeman. "Ne, an' the more fool I," replied the other one. "I got a new suit o' citl ren's clothes tbe other day that I was proud of, an' I foolishly let her see me In it." Philadelphia Press. Like Father, Llks Hon. Mr. Ootroi When I was your ago, lir, I didn't have a dollar. Cholly Gotrox Well, dnd, when am your age I probably wou't have a dollar. Puck. A woman will do without something she needs In order to save money tu purchase something she doesu't waut " Banana Is a ! rood- . w.....,ra of dietetic tell that the banana Is uot, ns so many fruit are. flavor and iotlillt wwo, but a tood and a source or r.. -" "" It I at once useful and dellelou. It not only grntltle th paints, but sup pile material for combustion and th maintenance, of animal heat, wh Is it also bullda up th muscle and re pair the worn and threadbare nerve. To flour made from It In f' state Is equal In iiutrltlv value to vice, and how Invigorating and sustaining- rice Is has been demonstrated In the recent achievements of the Jap anese. Dried and sprinkled with sug ar, a form In which It una ueen r cently Introduced lnlo this country, the upstart banana Is. weight for weight, nutritious a tu vener able M. Hut It Is In the fresh tnte. emu It primrose tunic th stripping ou of which Is In Itself a fascinating op erationthat the bniiium chiefly ap peals to us. Its creamy succulriu mid delicate odor r Inviting aud It pleasant sapor Is a prelude to good digestion. Dependent as that sspor I ou au ethereal body which the coal- tar Investlitator have not yel oecn able to Imitate by any chemical es sence. It Is a subtle stimulus to u subsequent alimentary processe. Aim thua tt Is that the banana is an ciui- neiitlv dlirestlble food. N ' oppresslou or drowsiness follows a meal of It, and a a uu-ai oi it ms be made bulky enough. Pall Mali l.a tette. . riTS rarmsiwMIr l-urs. W 0' srrvettaaaas I S a fl,t,lt'flr Klln.'.llreal MM Haaturri. Hltt fl.r Kr. I trial hrtllaaail Iwaltaa. lit. K. II. sllua. U.I..MI Aw-ast.. l-tllaaalsais, r. Vsos of Ih Mrsqnlt. "The mesqiilt tree Is the boon of the Western Amerlcsu dert. and It Is the only sign of apology nature has yet given for making certain parts of th esrth well tticti uninhabitable." ssld 0. A. Long, of Pueblo. Col. "The white people Unit learned from th In dians that the meaqiilte affords tl coolest shade of auy tree, sad the sliilit of the low hiuky growth Is hailed with a shout of Joy by the traveler. It slo furnishes the only fuel of those re gions, and lately still snotlier us has .. ..n.i r.,p It "By cultivating a row of aiesquite In much tho same way as willows srejed, notl.iug taken sway; no nsvoring, used In low snd swampy puces io keep the soil from waatilng. the ssuda of the deaert are held la check from the action of the shifting winds, snd thus great tracts of otherwise barren lauds will lu time b reclaimed for the uie of mankind. Even the deert can lie made to yield to t!i cunning baud and brain of luao." Milwaukee Senti nel. Motbarawill flint ara. winswws Soctttn Byrupib l't ntuxHly luuaa tur UmU aSlWraa during tbs taathlni (mlud. TUklsd Him. The major found Itemus sprawled out in tue Wmlng siinalilu. "You don't seem to mind tbs nsst, Kemus?" "So, auh; et Jcs' suits me. D hot tsh et U de sweeten de melon grow." "But dmi't your gitrdcn suffi-r)" "Nuffln' in deb now, .ih, but 'tatrhs. Like to see el so hot det dey'd ronat right tn de ground ell ib-n Ah wouldn't bsb de trouble ob buiidiu' a fiab to cook drui." A Mlatske Homewhere. "I've irrn tu!d," asid tba old una en Ih back p'.alfurtu uf ttia alrtat car, "that if w didu't look out loulbia' wuulJ happen." "I htda't heard of it," said th con din-tor. "I heard a.mia fellers tslkla' about It half an hour in" Well, I d.u't think yon Bead ba frsid. Want tu e-l off here?" "Yes, but you needn't alup tba far. I can Jmt t'- out lite thu, and swtug my le ao, aud " And he i!w-d al'HiK Ilia ttra.it fur ten feet snd then fell full leuaili. 'Hurt mui-h';" a.ked s iedeatrlaa. who went to hit aaia!aii-. 'Homuwliat, but that hain't what ails m, waa tli reply. Ill that that dinged oiinet waa ready to hit tne In the bark and tha fool beaded rmidurtnr waa tailing thing aa saay aa if hs was forty mile sway." Two of a Kind. Th lightning bug la brilliant, bat bs hasn't any mind: lis meanders through the darknee with hia heait,tht on be .'Hid. I.ikewiae Ilia fooliah merchant, horn no on ran adviae; ha declares tl.ers'a "uothln' doin'," when a iked to advcrtla. SCROFULA wet" The tainted blood ot ancestors lays upon tha ihouMer of Innocent off. ' iprfne; untold suffering; by transmitting- to them, through the blood, that traced to some family blood trouble, or blood-kin marriaee which is contrary T:::lUo'- ulcCTatiD und- " S i Skin eruptions, white swell. 8cr,", PPsrd on the bead of my lltUe ' ing. hip disease and other S"riCbiLd u"oulT months old, anj prel deformities, with a wasting- The dlaeaae t .tuU4 of the natural strength and if!! the J ih.V. " w'! would W ber ,'K,,t-1 vitality, aresome of the way. 8,' T,h I this miserable disease man- cure Tfih i Tnow . oMClV .'" rpl,,t ifcsbs itaelt. The poison had . & !t IU, J,to?.urr' "J BCm I transmitted through the 5oS. jtUSt, fcallna, Kn. Mas. R. Bkrelv 1 - " . M'. .1"'? IllOx -I ' proves, the symptoms Mpfyu' " "f"' turn is cured pwaaeatlyu tu tad my advice wished, eIFTPCMC CO., ATLAflTAs CJU We a,, erwn and bri.t.-w,,,, w,,u, , Ik, "" '"'" Pnei,.ie l U, or . abiM ii. i io in yur mould i-mnforiai.iy. ir. W.'.r.. " '"U"', "" "ar ""a-t teeth aluoluieiy wiii,i ,(. i,r, T, .. Wlae la an aip.rt at ol.l Hu, ta ,.row WISE BROS. DENTISTS I'alllng ning., Third and W1,,. Bi,. Ooo .V.,,1,,,, lr,M,S. Sllully,rr,m, io a or Main r.D, 0H. W. A. Wlit PUTNAM Color mors tood. brdhtrr snrf taater rl.. The Wave day. The k o 2iT It it our oa Send tor JAQDES la Arlsona. Tb Coroner H J" ''' what u.d th .irsng.r s deslht Bru.-h l't-Vp. ls ill fro bsart truubls. Th t'oroni-r Ar yu surT lrm.-bo l't-Hrlanly. Tbs hssrt wh. i sc ' b ks4 It up his sleesa Hat? , Frmld Advartltlng. In these days ol liensled advertising, it is hard lor all ol us to tU the real thing, and it nsturally follows thsl th safest wsy is to pin our lallh to those articles and products ahicb are larked ml gusisnleed by lb oldssl d most reliable roliceri.s, Tbe Pillsburjr company, Minn spoils, with a srorld wld lepulstlow lot best quality, guarantee to you thsl In buying their ideal brssktssl foul, "Pillabnry's Vitue the Meat ol tbs Wheel," y.u actually purchase a pro duct whlcli I lie Iroiu impurities, and at the same lint a conoml' sl Imxl. It is truly lbs white heart oi tne wheat ktrnel, steruisi. nw.ia no Clinking, ami a iwo-pounu ! will mk you twelve pound ol delict oils white It od. Figure th economy ol this. II you sre looking lot th best, and sr willing to accept the sUttmieoU ul tb largest l most tea ported ol firms, whose product are th yard tU-k by which all competitor measure tlisif lines, you will not besitsts. Aak your grocer today for "Pills bury' Vlto th Meat ol the Whrat." Put op only In two pound air tigbl package. Price 20 cent. Alms Malar Mo lar. Fsrtnrr Jaaou Wsuc s Job, bsy? Ar y a g'"d. steady worker! Bypath Wake Well, no, now yon peak of tt. I have to take four tuomlia off every year to go an' orb ma old college football team." Puck. rtao furs (i rainatjv fi,r,uha, eotds anil coniuinlion. Try it I'rwsJacenU, t druigiita. III Had dlsndsr. City Orocer W have ori! extra nice country burns. OiaJsiu, If- Mr. Flatt tliterruptlugKor good neas' Mae, don't "y "bam" to m I've Juat got ba- k from a thrtreweeWs' v'sit with a country couain.Cblcg Sens. tts or Osio. rrtv nt Toiaon, I l.fi aa i ofcrrr, r,l i aeet natea osih that he t aanior ,artaer ol the flrmut f i i Me.ar A I o , drlii tiulnee In tlie t lly ul t ola.l. i.uuu ty e'ol mate alwe.aid. at itiai el! firm and t Ih .uifl ol live Ml V UK I II t"'l I Mi" I-' aa. h 4m-1 every raw o( i raaa thai rannol tel cured f the us ot tUiL'ei.r.aaMi i ae HMl i rllMt. Sworn to txfor ir.a ai -t aiijrlijed tn my ptMiui, tblaaih day ol tera,tlwr, A l , W. A. W. ,l KAWiN, (,,1 Notary rubll.. Ha! ' I'atsrrk Cur tt taken Inlareoily, and ar'a illrM-lly uu the b!oet and reto-oLt uria. Ol the Jjatem. Ken4 I t t.ttlmontal. frae r. j nsr.i a t u , hih,. u. Hold hy Iiriieel.ii. !v. Uall a l .mil ally I'llli are I he beat Vegelirlanlaut la all tbs mens amoni I bote mho tak thought what they shall est snd what they thrill driuk, aaya the London OulliRk. Ilridga an I boiled cabbaga rain lu logeiher, and who ahall ay win. h haa the lirim-r bold uyoa per sona of fa ah I vi? r aw icssr. since tlie birth of the s,.r. eontitutionnl treatment, S. S. S. . . . " for this. It cleanses tha Hi M t i''a a"friffiJ "oiuious nd tuberculous poioong, .,L"tV.d P!,re nd tbe tonic effect! M'sM oh. r. p. wish. FADELESS DYES . SW Saas aawf , Home Circle Uklnift.lwy.aclldP Daklnff Powder the UkJna-powtkf ol th Un't all tt cUlm rwunws ry "Book ol rreKOW urn. t. II Owed tha Hatcher. "What's Ih mailer nuw?" ah4 U villa dllr a tb "iUfl" ruths cliedlj into hi aauflum. "Your wits has Just eloped with tk bul her," raid ad th litky In. "Oh. la that all!" tidalmed tha a.tr wisldsr, with a sigh of rtlWf. "W1L lbs! task on las bdl I'll bat tie, auy ." ? rr)MANrMf astet aiM ettwnaat Hu . liable uiM,uuia'Mni ,na etir , aiee-aal eerh. -. al, U. Hauler, room 4, l-H, 1th at , futilsa. Wall KmiIIs4. The young man with lb Mark bag and big braat burn nterd th aids, ! lintel, "What bv you there r saksd Iks cl.rk. "A talking machln. Can I sail oneT' "It would b siipsrfluoua her. TU hotel 1 putrauUed tclusltty by bv die." MALLEABLE IRON STUMP PIUEB SMitwM, fttafcM fM rMitfj4 lff rit9 ) ItMi UM lt Ustfas) ) ajaS) T y ajjg tt ltMafty W m lusf J)aaH4ipi, CfVH! ftsMl r7wM. ..... ) Fruit Farm Bargain On While Salmon Rivir Two bundled acre (40 leased ft boo) land) with ll'iO young (roil tree a, meet ly riiisn !! and Newton apple. O elage and K. r, I, rente; mil Ira 4-lnal. 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