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m f6Y)l GOODWIN'S WEEKLY.
1; A WARNING I
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m Hundreds of families lost deeds, insurance
Wm r ; policies, currency, silver-ware, jewelry, heir-
'iH !' looms, and other valuables in the disastcrous fire
mm '' ' which destroyed a large portion of Chelsea,
U ; Mass. It is a noteworthy fact that while the
Wm ,W contents of private safes were in most cases a
flfl " , total loss, the papers and other valuables, pro-
Wm '"r ' tcctcd by the modern Safe Deposit Vaults, were
WKM t The fire and burglar proof vaults of this
WNm ! company afford absolute protection. Safe dc-
HB ; J j posit boxes rent for $3.50 per annum.
JmWl ' ' 34 UPPER MAIN STREET
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M l Walker Brothers
H I I BANKERS I
R I ESTABUSHXD 1 859 INCORPORATID I903
iWa i Capital, ... - 5250,000.00
Surplus, .... $10000000
; 1 The Oldest Bank in this Intermountain Region
1 '. Safety Deposit Boxes For Rent
Wm l A GAS WATER HEATER
9H Attached to your preicnt kitchen boiler will (ire enough
HB hot water for a bath it a coit of about three cents. 11 11 11
jjjfffi Don't forget that with a GAS RANGE in your house you
H . can sleep an hour later in the morning. We supply the
jflHJ j ' ' best aiaKes of each and would be glad to talk It orer with yeu.
B ; fj I Call 'phone 777 or drop us a postal. We are at your service.
IB f UTAH LIGHT AND RAILWAY CO.
BH Gas Department, 133 So. West Temple St.
I ISTOP !
5 Don't Go By, Drink
mm $ ,
I'll A Glass of Milk. ... 5c. --!. &Ajh .Yl?'
A Glass of Buttermilk, . 5e. COED fully PASTUER
A Glass of Sweel Cream, 10c. ?ED whipptnn cream. 25c a
MM . W make a PbIi' oi fin ""Ask for this apecial cream.
JHH 2 ' rr"n' A special price given to church
HH nebular wrapping ctam, 2Qc socials and olher large entertain-
HHl a pint. ments.
W ELGIN DAIRY
H f 48 EAST FIRST SOUTH STREET
L I DO YOU OWN AN
!f You need a good clock and there it only one "beat."
We hare it. Chelsea clocks run like chronometers
and are guaranteed.
flH ;1 Established; ,A
IH f , FINE WATCH AND CLOCK 7 186 ifV.
nffif ' REPAIRING CUU ttfyr
A CAR CONDUCTOR'S PASSION.
Wallace Irwin's latest volume of verse is en
titled "The Love Sonnets of a Car Conductor." It
is about as clever a thing as the humorist has
written since his "Love Sonnets of a Hoodlum."
The book Is published by Paul Elder & Co.,
San Francisco, and Now York. Three of the son
nets are subjoined.
Three days with sad skidoo have came and went,
Yet Pansy comoth- nix to ride with mo.
I rubber vainly at the throng to see
Her golden locks gee! such a discontent!
Perhaps she's beat it with some soapy gent
Perhaps she's promised Gill, the Grip to be
While I am Outsky in t'ao supplement.
Now and anon some Lizzie flags the train
And I, poor dot, cry, "Rapture, it is her!"
Yet guess gain my hope is all in vain
A.nd Pansy girl refuses to occur.
If this keeps up I tlrink I'll finish swell
Among the jabbers in a padded cell.
My trolley hikes to Harlem p. d. q.,
And picks up pikers all along the boat.
At six o'clock the aisles are full of feet,
The straps with fingers, and the entire zoo
Boils on the platform with a mad huroo
Reckless as Bronx mosquitoes after meat.
The widow stands, the fat man gets the seat
A.nd Satan smiles like Poxey M. Dopew.
And as we hikes along I thinks, th-inks I,
"The human race is like the ocean foam,
Say, why in blazes don't they stay to home?
This travel-sickness is a danger whioh
Keeps hoboes poor and corporations rick
Today I piped my future Ma-in-law,
She got aboard my Pullman and she scared
Three babies into fits th-e way she glared.
Rattle my baggage if I ever saw
A cracker-box to equal Mother's jaw,
A hardwood-flnish face all nailed and squared.
She ossified the gripman when she stared
And mo? Well, I was overcome with awe.
But, being Pansy's Ma, 'twas up to me
To hand her something pit-a-pat and swell,
And so I says, "Hello, Queen Cherokee!
What ho! for Pansy? hope she's feeling well."
And Ma responds, a trifle ta,rt but game,
"She minds Ivor blxness hope you feel tho same."
HAVE YOU SEEN THE NO. 10 BUICK
Dr. Wilcox owns? The Consolidated Wagon &
Machine Co. are the sole representatives.
THE HELD WAY.
When anyone locally receives a card or invi
tation upon which tho engraving is exceptionally
fine, they never ask who did it, they know.
We have boon doingengraving for smart so
ciety people for so long and so well that nearly
everybody knows that there is only one place in
the city where lino engraving is done.
It is at the Held Engraving company, the
Tiffany's of the west, wnere the people who know
get their corris, invitations and tallies and fa
vors for weddings, teas, receptions, dinners,
dances, at homes and every other form of social
We wish to call your attention to our picture
sale. The reduction we have made on the magni
ficent pictures in our elegant stock are so great
that you can get the newest and best creations
of modern artists at prices that are little short of
Is your daily table beverage, no other
spring tonic will be ncccseary.
the stomach, and builds up the body, as
well as being conducive of a clear brain.
Falstaff or Lemp Extra Pale delivered
ELK LIQUOR CO.
"THE FALSTAFF BAR"
216 and 218 S. State Street
Good bread at dinner will do
more than a table full of delicacies
to make a man forget a hot day on
the streets or in the office
Elko Assay Office
P. C. HYMAN & CO.
All Kinds of Assays
and Chemical Ana
lyses carefully made
Samples by mail or express receive prompt
attention. Postage rates on ore
one cent per unce.
GEORGE B. 11 ARRXNGTON
Assayer and Chemist
! Announcement fM
OF LINEN AN D j
WHITE GOODS SALE f
Keith- G Brien Cbii J