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GOODWIN'S WEEKLY. 9 H The grass is springiug up, the birds are singing, 4 spring is here the cur tains and draperies need attention. Don't forget we are here to help out with thejse troubles. . m m Troy Laundry .. 18 East Broadway Phone Hylnnd 192 Open All Night Telephone Wns. 304 S. D. EVANS UNDERTAKERS AND EMBALMERS New Building Modern Establishment 48 State St. SALT LAKE CITY Opening of Our New Waist Shop Distinctly an Innovation The Only One in the City All Waists Must Be Sold for Cash Owing to Very Close Prices Wc believe our customers will understand and be only to glad to assist us in this necessity. BIO WAIST SALE Lingerie Waists $1.00 K Georgette Crepes, flesh and white $2.95 H Crepe de Chines $2.95 Sample line of Lingerie and Voile Waists, sizes 3G, 38, 40. Values up to $5.00, for $1.00 Georgette Crepe Waists, in flesh and white . Crepe de Chine, in pretty white, sand, flesh and silver gray; also stunning black and white striped Crepe de Chine. Values tc $7.00, for , $2.95 Crepe de Chine and Lace Waists, values up to $100.00, for $5.00 New Shipment Every Day ofExquisite $ Millinery, Gowns and Suits STEPHENSON-COX CO. 274 MAIN STREET IBSHHBHHHHHHIBHHW ' FOR THE ONCE OVER Jenkins was feeling decidedly sore, both in mind and body. Even the fact that he wore high collars and colored socks was no salve for the Indignity that had been thrust upon him. Black rage seethed in his heart as he knocked at the boss' private door. "Come in, come in," came in sharp tones. "Please, sir " began Jenkins. "Oh, you," said the boss, raising one eye; "office boys were surely invented to worry busy men. Out with it quickly. What do you wont?" - "Bookkeeper kicked me this morning for being late!" blurted out Jenkins. "I ain't going to be kicked 'by no bookkeeper!' he added, in an injured tone. "Hang it all!" thundered the chief, "you don't expect me to do everything myself, do you? Of course he kicked you! I can't attend to every detail of the business! Cut along!" Milwaukee Sentinel. "Brudder Perkins, yo' been flghtln', I heali," said the colored minister. "Yaas, Ah wuz." "Doan yo' 'membah whut de Good Book sez 'bout turnin' de odder cheek?" "Yaas, pahson; but he hit me on mah nose, an' I'se only got one." Livingston Lance. The following fable, which is probably of Turk ish origin, is not without a touch of truth: As a woman was walking, a man looked at and followed her. "Why," said she, "do you follow me?" "Be cause," he replied, "I have fallen in love with you." "Why so? My sister, who is coming after me, is much handsomer than I am. Go and make love to her." The man turned back and saw a woman with an ugly face, and being greatly dis pleased, returned and said: "Why should you tell me a falsehood?" The woman replied: "Neither did you tell the truth; for if you were in love with me, why did you look back for another woman ?" Pathfinder. It had been a hard day for the book agent. Sales were desperately slow, and as a last resort he decided to try a nearby house, despite its shabby appearance. 'Have you a Charles Dickens in your home?" he asked politely. "No," sue snapped. "Oh a Robert Louis Stevenson?" "No." "Or a Walter Scott?" "No, we ain't, an' what's more, we don't run a boarding house here, either. If you're looking for them fellows you might try the house across the street. I understand they keep boarders." San Francisco Argonaut. "I hear you have a little new sister at your house," said the kindly neighbor to a small boy. "Isn't that fine Do you like her?" "Yes, I like her," answered Willie, "but I'd rather had a brother, so I could play ball with him an' wrestle with him an' teach him how to swim." "Well, if you aren't satisfied, why don't you take her back and exchange hor?" asked the neighbor. "Oh, it's too late now," answered Willie, with rather a downcast face. "We got her a week ago, and she's been laundered a couple of times already." Every Woman's World. The night that David Belasco presented In Chi cago "The Case of Becky," a play having to do with dual identity, two dramatic critics met in the looby of the theater after the second act. "Say," inquired one, "isn't there a medical word that describes this play a scientific de- "Yes, Psychotherapeutic." "Good Lord!" exclaimed the first. "I wasn't going to write that much about the whole thing." Seattle Argus. Hamilton's I Smart Shop I We are exhibiting the newest H smart vogue styles in tailored H suits, gowns, coats and hats, H remarkable for the large num- B ber of distinctive models dis- B played, our representatives B having remained in the least B some time after the openings B in order to secure the later fl and exclusive productions. B Get ready for the Easter B parade. B 216 SOUTH MAIN ST. B D. H. Cannon J.D.Lcwls F.A.McDermld R.S.Lewis H IF WE PLEASE YOU, TELL OTHERS B IF NOT, PHONE WASATCH 165-166 B Marsh Coal Co. I SUCCESSORS TO KEMMERER FUEL CO. B ALL SIZES OF THE BEST STEAM AND DOMESTIC 1COALS Office - 15 Exchange Place I SALT LAKE CITY :: UTAH 11 I HATS I Spring Shapes Now I Displayed 1 DUNLAP & COS. celebrated hats in . I soft shapes and derbys, also the soft H cloth hat. H DENNY and HORTON Two well known brands at $3.00 and $5.00 DUNLAP SILK HATS to pTASJV scn EBBBBHBHBHHBHMll